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new york. a dinner knocked the
ispots out of rojmance for miss helen
brewster & mr. william halloran, but
it was because she dident git the
dinner that it happened
' willium is 1 of them lads that dont
like his rite 'eye no better than he
does a jitney & when he lets go of a
$ you can'heer his holler over in
last Sunday heJ.ook-b.is gurl, that
is helen, to the. park to skate & late
they comes home after spending
most of the day there
helen goes out to her ma thatjs
in the kitchen & says ma i am neer
ley starved, can't i have bite to eat,
& her ma says dident your young
man buy you no dinner & she says
well, her ma replyd, he is about
the stingiest cuss i ever herd tell of
& helen says ditto heer ma, & her
ma says i know a way we can get
even with him & he will get so sore
he wont come round again, all you
gotter do is 'to go in there & hand
him a dime saying this is for my
helen & her ma" went into the frunt
room where willium was & helen
passes him the dime saying heres the
dime for my carfare which you pade,
& her ma thought maybe he wood
get ashamed, but willium aint that
kind x .
thats all rite, he says, there
wasent no hurry about that, anny
time wood have done
it was several minits befoui' helen
and her ma cood sneek
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' "Did you give this man the third"
degree?" asked the police officer:
"Yes. We browbeat and badgered
him with every question we could,
"What did he do?" '
"He uozed off and merely mur
mured now and then : 'Yes, my deaii"
you are perfectly right!' " -