The day book. [volume], January 19, 1917, LAST EDITION, Image 17

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HgSETTER j. . CHESTNUT .CHARLIE . J
new york they are having a lot
of -fambly trubbels over in montclair,
n. j. these days & allso it is purty tuft
jm them fellers that have bum Btum-
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dr. lozier & his wife lost there cook
1 day & mrs. lozier said i will cook
just like i did when we were poor, &
he said fine bizzness t
so she saled rite in & cooked, she
being a 1st rate cook, & the dock
said these is. the best meels i ever
had, & he buys her a nise fur coat for
getting up such good meels .
there the trubbel started for mrs.
lozier told all her-lady friends & they
all fired there cooks & done there
own cooking, which wood have been
grate stuff if they had knowed how
to copk
mrs. s. j. holcomb was l'who did
ent know how, & her husband hadto
eat the'meels or make her mad so he
et the meels and got sick, but finally
he coodent stand, it no longer.
martha, he says to her 1 nite,
hadent you better hire a cook, & she
says o, no, 1 will do the cooking, &
then she wates a while & asts him
what will i ware, deer, it i do the
cooking for you
you will be waring crepe befour
anuther week, her husband replyd.
CONVENIENT
Jkfrs. Cornier (on a tour of inspec
tion in her friend's house) Gra
cious! 'Why do you have such a high'
bed for your little- boy?
Mrs. Hgusler So-we can hear him
. if he falls out. You have no Idea
--whatTieavy sleepers my husband and
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