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n. y. they had a hot time over
on 1 of the papers heer the other day
'& the telegraph editor is digging for
a feller that lives in susanville,
a "n. ., rites peaces foFthis paper when
annyjthing happens in that town &
this was the 1st time annything did
ev,er happen so it was the 1st peace
he got printed in the paper & it "will
be the last 1 too.
he sended in a telegram saying
there was a terrible fire raging heer
all afternoon & the firemen worked
there heads off trying to put it out &
he went on for about 6 or 7 dollars
worth of nite press rate collect tell
ing about what a horrybel conflagra
tion it was, but he didn't tell how
many plases was burned or down
so the telegraf editor had a screak
of sense yhich most of them dont
have & wired back how many hous
the pore nut at the other end sends
back anuther message saying only
7 houses are Btanding
gee, that telegraf editor hopped to
it strong & rote a story about the
hole town being wiped out & neerley
evryboddy 'was homeless & it was a.
good storey at that for sob stuff.
but, the dickens was nocked out of
it next morning when a other paper
had a story saying there was only 8
houses in that town when the fire
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movie stars. If they make it after,
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pipe. Only one went 'Eau de
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