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AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL!
' Filibusters LaFollette, Stone, Clapp, Cummins, O'Gorman, - Lane, Kenyon, Kirby, Works, Norris, Gronna, rdamann filibusters daschund barks com ing from under the disguise of Amer ican flags made a notable speech the other day as Americans, with the words coming through a pretzel. What did they do? Well, we'll tell you George in our language so that anybody can under stand it even ballplayers-the, serv ices they did for our president and country. Supposing a fella was drowning and calling for help. This Bunch ran up to the shore and, threw the drowning man more water. Or a fire, they helped put it out with gas oline and more wood. The train came rushing on to the open trestle, they saved the train from disaster by greasing the rails and flying green lights. The runaway horse ran wild ly down the crowded street, they hopped into a taxi, got ten feet ahead of the horse and stayed that way, then held out a feedbag full 0 oats and a pitchfork full of hay. There you are. Ain't we all proud of our twelve cute senators? Dear broth ers, next Wednesday afternoon at 2:30 Brother LaFoltette will hold a crochet party at hie house to make chest protectors for the Amaaons. Tea and vanilla wafers will be served and I trust you will all be present WHYSHEFAILED The young bride, looked dejected 'as she set the nnnce pie before her husband. "I intended to have some sponge cake, too, dear, but it has been a to tal failure." "How was that?"- hubby asked in a disappointed tone, for he was fond of sponge cake, s 1'The druggist," sne explained, "sent me the wrong kind of sponges." Stray Stories. CHESTNUT CHARLIE ViWO CMJ TELL ME WHY ' ECA056 HE'S ', IT' ' - 00- TRIALS OF A MOTHER "Mary, I shall take one of the chft dren to church with me this mora ing," announced Mrs. Fashionet "Yes'm," replied the maid. "Which one do. you think will ga best with my new lavender gowa?" 1