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mmmmmmmm CONFESSIONS OF A WIFE LAUGHTER MOCKS LIFE'S ILLS. Do you know, little book, I some times think fate is an awful joker? One needs a sense of humor always on tap to live with any degree of con tentment. We poor mortals make so many, many plans which fate plays fast and loose with that, unless we can laugh, we are lost I had told Donna Tenney so much about 'Malcolm Stuart that I think she was quite excited about meeting him. She was wonderful today when .she left for the boat a picture in white soft white wool with white furs, against her white hair a stun ning black hat. "You are looking simply wonder ful, Donna," I said. "Yes," she answered rather wear ily. "I wonder if any woman who is universally called beautiful gets as tired of being told of it as I do. You would think I had to be flattered and complimented perpetually. Some times I think if I could find a man who did not tell me every minute and a half how beautiful he thought I was I would marry him immediately that is, of course, if he had the grace to ask me. "Now look here, Donna," I said. "Don't get foolish. You may be very tired of being complimented, but think, my dear, what it would mean never to have any one tell you you looked nice. It would be simply aw- f uL When I get so old and ugly that no one can find anything in.me to ad mire, I know I shall wish I were dead. . "But, Margie," said Donna, "don't you find it hard to live up to your friends' valuation of you? Take my white hair, for instance. Every one says, 'How perfectly beautiful!' but it means hours of time spent in keep ing it clean and perfectly dressed." Poor Donna! I think, little book, some malignant fairy crossed her with discontent. The thing she has r the thinsr she never wants. When she got back from the sailing party tonight she was a sight Her face was dH swollen up and her eyes red and almost closed. "Why, Donna!" I said. "What is the matter?" Although she seemed to be in pain there was a little twinkle in her red dened eyes. "What kind of an impression do you think I would make on a man?" she asked. Before I could answer she contin ued. "I arrived on board the boat and was introduced to your paragon and my host, and just as I opened my mouth to smile I felt a twinge of pain. In less than two minutes I had a jumping toothache it ached to beat the band. I tried to keep it to myself, but it was impossible, and when my face involuntarily screwed itself up in pain and I gave a jump, your friend, Mr. Stuart, asked me so licitously if I was ill. "All at once, Margie, I determined to be natural instead of polite and I said, T have a frightful'headache and I wish I was home this minute with a bag of salt and a piece of red flannel on my face instead of on board this beautiful yacht trying to look ten years younger than 1 am, while I feel at least ten years older.' " I laughed uproariously, little book, and Donna said that was just, what Malcolm Stuart had done, though, of course, he apologized immediately for laughing. "My dear Mrs. Tenny," he said, as Donna repeated it to me, "I am very sorry for you, but, you'll forgive me, I know, when I tell you this little glimpse of you with the toothache makes me feel as though I had been acquainted with you always. "I am going to send you down to my room, and while I shall not send you a salt bag, I will have the stew ard bring you an electric pad." "I went, Margie," continued Don-