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AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL
Yes! Y! Go On!
Another good thing aboqt the waf.
If -we sehd ati army to Europe and
when they come back, it'll put an end
to the highbrows' bone chatter:
"When I was in Paris," "As We mo
tored through London," etc.
Well, folks, it's two out, the kalsdf
up with two strikes and lard on the
bat All right, uncle, give him the
Only thing left for the pacifists to
do now is put up a yodel 6A the com
ing fly sWattlflg campaign.
Der kaiser is playing, a straight
game except for the five aces.
Only people that Bill .hasn't tried
to get to cOok up & stunt against us
are the EsquimoUs. Might get them
to rub poison ivy on the north pole.
College is an institution of learn
ing. An institution of learning what?
Oh, almost anything.
Ball of all kinds, for instance:
High, foot, base, basket, hand and
College is Where-some youth go to
study Broadway. These young men
return home at the end of four or
five years, if at all, with the degref
D. D. D., or Doctor of Drinks & Digits.
They qualify by spending dad's
money in large quantities, their days
in bed and their evenings in high col
lars and low comedy College for
them is one grand round of toots and
Occasionally some obsolete person
goes to college to get an educatldn.
"How is your new house comlnr
"First rate. We've got the roof
and the mortgage oe."
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"Do(S your husband subscribe ia
the theory that kissing transmits
"No; he thinks that germs am
mostly transmitted bv monav aA k
k careful not to hand me any."