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AIN'T NATURE WONDERFUL!
How to Keep Well
Avoid arguments and penny ante.
Before arising in the morning,
wake up. v
Never fight a fella twice yQtir si2e
unless it's over the phone.
Avoid croquet and all excitement
Get a good head Btart going in the
opposite direction before you kick- a
Don't use more than the custom
ary quartet of aces in a poker game.
Don't stop to bite back at a watca
dog. Above all, never worry. What have
-you got a wife for?
If you follow all these above sug
gestions you'll never suffer from in
somnia at the movies.
, EXCLUSIVE ,
A small boy who was sitting next
to a very haughty lady in a crowded
car kept on sniffling in a very an
noying manner. At laBt the lady
could bear it no longer and turned
to the lad.
"Boy, have you got a handker
chief?" she demanded.
The small boy looked at her for a
'second and then came the answer:
"Yes, I 'ave.'but I don't lend It to
ALL RIGHT WITHIN
The grocer's boy was lumbering up
the kitchen stairway with his arm
full of packages.
"Boy," said the mistress of the
house somewhat sharply, "are your
"Yes'm," he answered, still climb
ing the stairs. "It's only me shoe
that's dirty." Puck.
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Willie was at play in the dooryard
with his little brother.
"Ma," he hollered, "I wish you'd
come out here and make Bob behave
himself. Everytime I hit him onlhe
Viparl with Hi hintmer kfe'bRWkt "
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A USEFUL AILMENT.
Tellem Si Grass bought a sure
cure for rheumatism last week.
AskemDid it cure him?
Tellem His wife won't let
take it till after the picnic
wants to know whether it is going It
rain that day. Puck.