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THE DAILY INTELLIGENCER. VOL- I"- ffOfBSSION Al> C A RDB J m L,U * T | f \(UOUT & LEAKY, Jrnn SKY* -AT- I. AW, B'JUCl i^,s^nuTY d: PltoC ' TOR* If A VVIRAI.Ti. _^M rt io the District an.J Buprciuc Will I**" vtf*, attention to o>l - f, kc., aiao to the purt Laee D. P.JENKINS, SEATTLI:, W. T.. 4 TTORSKY-A T-1. .4 IV. SOI.TdTOIi tS CHASCKUY. AND I'I.OCTOH /> ADMIRALTY. inb2i W. R. ANDREWS, attoun E V'-AT-LA w, SEATTLE. W T. wpn MRS. S. 0. HEWES HI. 0. homceop athim". lif ,f ibe First Lulv Graduate in Mrin.\ ofjwiheraerrii eato the people of Seattle and tta!C<*th Pacific <'"a*t. Kr» DocV r IJewa coin# WVi>t after ten ycara efrcmUnt and anrce«tNfiil practice. Will open trrbooM tn Id* alck. Motliera can find a borne, ta&tbeN 1 t n>edlca' attendance during confine. griit ar<l paiH-nt* fir '.eneral medical trratment. • i.'l treat the • lr ' < '•* letter. and fill order* for KMll<lne hy " r ®*pre»«. (Uatdrac* <JQ t'nlon »tr'.-rt, between Fourth ami fUlb. injrW dwtf DR. G. BRYANT, I'liysiriiin siiul Surgeon. NEWCASTLE, W. T. DRS. k. & H. B. BAGLEY. Hoinaoimrhists, SEATTLE, W. T OK II B IHOI.EV, I.VTE PROFESSOR OF Prturtvle* aul Practice of Surgery In the Klrhlgaa Central MMical Gillege. will maL-a Ui»>riti»» Surgery and Surgical Dlsnasps a ape.-lal- 1 1, ami will attend to rail* in any part <>f the Vuuil. i II'J WJ.G. FmffOlJN, Soattlo, W. T. I, Pill 14log. Opp'Mite Occl deuUl Hotel. DR.G. A. WEED, MRUKOX AND PHYSICIAN, SEATTLE, W. T. D. LOCKE, M. D„ DENTIST, Nrrn«nrf)i o TJ.-e—- Front K » »m, np-Ktatm— rp»ufith*i,» Block. Settle. W. T )y;il DENTISTRY. PR J. P OKASSE. DENTIST. OF lea In Stone & I •« < U'a New lliilld lug on Commercial . treet. All work •wtictead. JJontlst, O fP,IC,E. MILL STREET, fc>U]» and Ilarn.s* Store. EAST OF OC CIDENTAL lIOTKL. fJS. Electro M«tisiii o —ASI>~ HYDROPATHY ! \\\ EIJ6CTUO MVIiNETIC MKI>tOATKI> lUTU* wtll %'ur* r»rm y»t». tthrmuatl»:n. * J* I k;u i* of Norton* As#<\ will Sjj* i'«od. mJ c®u%4' tb« rtunrh 11 •» »*f thr I • mljt. by routra.-t. «t the Eureka Bath Rooms Of'* «mt V tiwinv, nrk » OOIfIIEBCIAL STRUCT. II POAKK H. CLARK, (•NTRACTOR & Bl ILDHB. S FIRST ■ <lA>> "UK AT Tun I.OWK'ST It A 7A"S. out at for rtiiu;; auJ n;..»ing an.) «ii| »t;, n l ta m.-k »r\l*ra wilt y '***■■ *■>* dt»i>ali-h. frrrt » <i>;H>citu the Pavilion. MORRIS & CO. ami Mining No « Burt.i tfg Buiidiiif.) V te®. ••'•Hal tW Wnthlii|l<m Slrttli Hull Territory. S* | aw»t!!I» lauJa »u J uibm. aor lat t m ' nJ u r ■ H»u» itJ lif 'mifati furnabvd n., J®** 1 lac.! aurtrjra,and totha ffssßsar "itvß.Ysr BREVITIES. T!»I fair reason approaches Keecher is going to Salt Lake. Ihe Chine - • :tr-• b-aving California. Ihe dollar of fear poppies Las beeu spent abroad for opium. The car punch i- i failure too. Only the milk punch i* left u- now. iJiuii Houeicault's advice - Never liiak"- 1 V,' to % WO'i: .11 through a:i Uik- Iwttle Wo k:;o.v a shrewd farmer who male a fortu ;e cultivating weeds. They were a widow's. Your.gst rs have discovered a new watering place in thiscity—the tail end of a s; riiikling cart. I n Some men will pay to have thtir <log legistered, when they will not have their btliy vaccinate 1. Shak-peare would never have a-ked, "What's in an aim ?" if he had been hit on the bead with a brick bat. Little thing-, t-hou! 1 not be demised The little toe is the smalbst on the foot, but it always has the largest coin. If one of our policemen were to be left alone in a corner gn eery with a ouart of brandy, which would be • trunk lir-t r Georgia ha-> prohibited flogging 1 >r crime. We suppose that hcreaftei the flogging .vill be dos.e only tor amuse ment. A mule struck on Sunday on the Erie tow-path. They have found a cap and one •uspL-uder button that belonged to the driver Three arc a mob according to law. This is what a .young fellow thinks when li« and another chap are court ing the &ai»e girl. A nwell who stuttered horribly paid court to a very pretty actress. "All, sir," said she, life is to > short 1 haven't time to listen to you." "You're a smart follow," s:ieeri d a lawyer to a witness, the other day." "I'd return the compliment if I wasn't under oath," replied the witness S.iilor, smoking and soliloquizing— '"lf I only hail been l>orn a steamboat! Could have smok«-d like that steamer without buying tobacco.' At the cattle show (ieiitleman, with solemnity—' Miss Florence,do you love beast*?" Ltdy, with vivacity—"Am 1 to consider that a proposal r" ' Come, Freddy, you see it is sunset, and tho little chickens all go to roost at that time." "Yes. mamma, but the old hen always goes with them." An exchange says. "The tlrst Ameri can wine was made in Florida in 1854." We don't know anything about that, I tut we'd like to bet a dollar it was all gui u next day. During an examination, u medical student being asked tlio question: "When does mortification ensue?" he replied: "When y«»vi poji tli<* question and are answered no!" "What 1 obji-ct to," said a Texas In>i ~<> thief, as lie was about to be drawn tip, "is your hanging nie herein the sun when there's plenty of shads close by. However, go ahead." A clever wag at our elbow s.ty* the Willamette river is so low that the fish have to stand j»n their heads to moisten their gills, and the fishermen pull them o'it like a gurdner does onions. The Youth's Directory has received an order for one hundred boys to pick hojis in Mendocino county. This is bet ter than to allow them to grow up and pick pockets iu the city of San Fran cisco. The beef eaters of New York arouse themselves when they hear tliftt the strikers will not allow live cattle to be forwarded by rail. These men are exer cised because their appetites are at a steak "Papa, why don't they give the tele graph wires a dose of braudy?" "Why, my child'" "Hecause the papers say they are out of order, and mamma al ways tukes brandy when she is out of order." The reason for :x day laborer drop ping his tool* with such accuracy when tbu clock strikes twelve, an-' his rapid speed toward dinner is that lie nriy iu!kk>> ii|i the tinu'that lie will lose m getting bock t<i work. Talniagtf says thit women can pray better than men. That accounts toi tin i iirkiih fact that a woman will #o two miles in a {h ltin» rain oturm on S.itur d»* injjht tor a new bonnet, in order t" I r i v U eon.isi^ly • Jo." the child butcher is beaded • if l>y licucral ll niird, and is now fairly iii Lis clutcbea. Distribution. of pro vision*. arms, ammunition, !iUnkt'ts, in>l i other conciliatory emolh nts, is now in order by ihtj Government. A man amy !*» a graduate of the best Colleges in the land, and Iw cupaltlf ot ruling nation*, and yet not know enough to refraiu from breaking out uito a wild and exasperating whittle as <*• v,in »« he «Mit«rs mii editor's office. A Sacramento clergyman one* prcai lirtl a very peculiar sermon »o>thii g. *iirring and satisfying. It u as so soothing, that half the c mgrega tion wei.t to sleep. so Stirling. »h*t the remainder left brf. re he h*>i finished; and so satisfying. Ih.it none of them ever came to in ar hiui again. A sympa' hetic i hernial, during the performance of tl»e l ist -een« in "Ko niio and Julie'." h. onmf so «*rited by the apjiarrlit reality ot the -!aga bus ines«, that he jumped from his seat, dashed his hat over h.s forehead an«l shouti: g. "Hold him up. Jii'.iet, *hi.e 1 ran for the stomach pumj ru«hed out of the theatre. A man dewauded .i free itls»» of ruin iu h Nevada sal"on. and did not g l l it. Then he said he never tri<d it. hut it had ln-en the ambition of his lif>! t<» kill a liar keeper; but when the ».ar kecj*r t.vk out two six shooters and a ctub the man said he did not mean * p>lite. gentlemanly barkeeper. but one of those fellow* who wore paate dia monds and patted hia hair in the mid die. SEATTLE. WASHINGTON TERRITORY. FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 21, 1577. ' Oysters u&whole-ome!" said be, with i c<»nt<mptous sniff. I i»in't got any patience with these new-tangled idee*. Oysters can't hu r t nobody. Why, I give 'em to my grandfather—old man of ninety. *ir—give him a dozen raw oysters—they wa«n't particular fresh, either—giv'em to him half an u >ur bfore he died—n' th v didn't do him no harm < >v-t« r*. «ir, i« wholesome " l'urL. ATI lvi»t(ra EXCHANGE -ays. Out West the human car crop grows to an immense size, judging from the news papers Thu«, one editor says a broth er contemporary can wag his left ear. Then the editor who is accused of wag ging his left i-ar. says the accuser has cut slits in the rim of his hat to make room for his ears Another roan oat there uses his ears for a napkin. An other can fan himself with his aura! appendages, and still another employs his t-ar fur an umbrella. The champi on cari«t, however, is an editot who several reefs in his ear to pre vent his treading upon them as he walk- along the street. The circus is coming a<{*in, and once tuort we will have the pleasure of wit nessing the cheerful spectacle of seven church members taking one little child two years old "to see the animals." "I didn't go into the circuis department." said a good deacon, after the la>«t moral eirem was hi re, "but I dropped in to look around the menagerie a few mo ments with my little grandson, and I do think the man who tied his legs in a bow-knot around his neck and then crawled through the hoop was alone worth the price of admission." WHY PERSONS AUE DROWSED.—Per sons are drowned by raising their arms above water, the unbuoyed weight of which depresses the he»d. When a turn falls into deep water l:e will rise to the surface, and will continue there if he does not raise his hands. If be moves his hands under tlie water any way he pleases his head will rise so high as to allow him full liberty to breathe, and if be will use his legs as in the act of walking up stairs his shoulders will rise aliove water so that he may use less exertion with bis bauds, or apply them to any other purpose. These plain directions are recommend ed to the recollections of those wh© have not learned to swim in their youth, as they may be found highly advantage ous in preserving valuable life.— burn Adcertiaer. MISCELLANEOUS. FOR RENT. \ COMFORTABLE DWELLING HOCBE--4 \ Rooms and fin ( p-stair*. liesidr Barn Stable, Sheds, Well and Ollar —on Weller street. R<-ut, s•', per mouth. The cheapest house iu the city. Apply at Cavanaugh's Mill. seps-dtf SEATTLE Grist Mill. rpilE UNDERSIGNED, HAVING LEASED THE 1 Mill hmtrlj run by Stetson k Post, on YES LER'S WHARF, la prepared to manufacture s superior article of GRAHAM FLOIR, CHOPPED FEED, ic. Barley and other Grain chopped on short notice and at lowest rates. Grain sent by steamer from any part of the Sound, promptly ground and returned. Farm Prsluce of all kinds bought or so!d on commission. au2-d*wtf GEORGE EDWARDS. WALL PAPER PAPER SHADES CHEAP AT CALVERT'S, SECOND STREET. aul C■ L. MITCHELL. Manufacturer <& Dealer in First Class HARNESS & SADDLERY yiU.S'., BETWEEN KIRST AND SKCOSD SEATTLE. W. T. SADDLES, BRIDLES, HARNESS, AnJ *vrrrthlc« l<> tt* Tra.ie run •tactijr on (arriaje Trimuiin; l. USE TO OKrElt. and prompt ittnatlo* *i»eu U> alt uriera i.T XKW WORK or Hi PAIIUN<> ONE YOKE or Heavy Work Oxeu FOR SALE. Well broke for U *PP 1 1° ('. EISENBKIS, Port Townsend, Or to L. P. Ho«. Oak Bay Pa.Ufa. hutTamwi. Jaaa T7tfc, ltT7. jaW.mtm BILLIARD SALOONS, &c. fii MILL SniEF.r. SEATTLE. \ I.WvYs ox HASP. PILSENER'SCELEBIU \ t*-tl L« »TTLEI» LAGEK md Bohim*-g> act! t 1 ctht-r kind# of /. .1 <; K N HKKK: Laner Beer, 5 Cents iter (J lass. I.IX IIi:o\ AT Al.l. 1101 KM. ERAXK <II TTEXBKRG. ai.'7-utf Proprietor. The Grotto SALOON, Mill Street. Seattle. W. T. ALGAR & NIXON Proprietors THE ADELPHI MJL. FROXT STREET, OPPOSITE YESLER"B HALL. Billiards. FLYNN & ANDERSON.. i»yl v PROPRIETORS. PONY SALOON E«pt by BKN MUIIPHY Corner CoiamvrcUl »nd Main ktre«-t. opposite IheC. 3. Hotel. is the plsce to visit to line the li.iu-r 1 lu&u replenished. Cigars, Tobacco, Wines, and Liquors Alwa;« on baiiJ. The gtdorado, BY mmn m. lira ib si ms Atttchr 1 to the Sal von in > Firstclu« REBTAU RANT. VANITY FAIR! The 5-Ceiit Saloon, As good a yliiss of Bt'or as can l»e had in the city for scts. The best of Liquor* 10 »*ts. A good Cigar 10 its. VAL WOMAN & 10. " NED'S SALOON !" COMMERCIAL STREET. j iFormerly occupied l>y M»t. Keith. 1% SOW OPEN FOR RI SIXF.S3. ASI> THOSE favorititf li with their patronage will fit:! the Bar mippiietl with the choicest #oo<U, and an ob'lKlL* ml effl.lent Barkeiper to wall upon them. I have a tmaiber of Private Club Rooms for the accommodation of the put lie. Open all hours of the day ami ni^ht. NED PEKKINS, jy.il dtf Proprietor. MERCHANT EXCHANGE Saloon ! ON MILL STREET SEATTLE, W. T. Th« Flo eat WINES, UOUORS & CIGARS Oonau&t'y *«> b«nd- RIGBEY k CO.. Proprietors. ZII.PIH IALMM ! FRONT STREET, YEsLEfc's CORNER. The Choicest Lipora & Cigars J. CiRKFFITHS, PROPKIKToIt. ml. 16 A. MACKINTOSH, .Votarj Public ami Conveyancer, Heal Estate and Tax Agent. Ua»a complete Abatrart of Titl» to all L*nla Kin* Cuuo f. Will atWud to the pnrvbaae aad aale of [.and* anywhere on Fuy-t A.ur- t Spec ial attention paid W Traaafcr of Real tatau and Payment of Taiaa. Patronage aoll.ite! aal *aUa factloa guaranteed. Otteaaa Mill atraat, Marty oppoaita tba "oc. ctdefttal Ml." MISCELLANEOUS, Bed-Rock BARBER SHOP! I I WING OPENED A NEW SHOP. ANI' I 1 having s«-oure.t the »ervt.«\. of a flrvtc'.aM Arti-t. ve& ar.* pitpar<-.l t-> .U-j■ !.-<• Tousoria! luxuri<-» t. the entire aati»fai-:l, nct a Shaviug. 25c: Kair Cutticg. 25c* Shampooing. 25c. I.aJiea' ati.l ChiMren'i Hair Cutting aal Wsshinj; a «p>'.-ialty. Shop on Mili street, next iloor to St. Charlei Saloon. je'.S-dtf THE "WHITE" SEWING MACHINES AIIE DESTINED TO TAKE TUE LEAD I A No. 1 Machine for s3s— COIN. Machines sent on trial tnywuere in the city, free of charge. THY ONE. au3o-<Uwtf E. EUVAV, A Rent. All Kinds of Cooper's Work Done tt thoit notice and at LIYISG TRICES and FISH & BEEF BARRELS Always on hand »ift] e Cooper Shop of George Sidney, Front St., near N«>rtli I'.icific iin-werv. jy^iiitf JOHN WELCH, TAILOR, Commercial Street. Seattle. The llesl of Work Guaranteed. Repairing and Cleaning ilone. fuj-dtf Mr GLOBE, Importer or ami Dc.-tlrr In FURNITURE AND UPHOLSTERY GOODS. Parlor Sets, Bed-Room Sets, Sofas & Lounges, OF HAIR CLOTH and TAPESTRY. Ilurcaus. Outer-Tables, Chairs, Curtains, Picture Frames, Moulding Ktc. CouiUMCli! Htrref. W. T. Farm for Sale. M'HE IXDtttiIGJiLD OFTLK.-i HIS I>l APE L In the Sn'-qiialinie f' r aale. It containa li<) Acm ft llou Land anJ «< Arrra T:m!«-ml l'p land, » oplni |>«Eitljr to tlie river. It lk li u.Cea from City, at the river eroMlng. • ml e» from Lake Waahlugton, and jufrurn Healtie. 1 ifty KIM aaabed, '£) tn /raw. 4 arr-a of ! grubb«xi 1 r an orchard ; -» ( tona of bay oa band. T'.ie place ba» tbre*-i|nartrm ■f ■ ml!' fnditatfe on the river. i» m!« fr-'Ui overflow, and baa a clear atrram -f » ater runtitn* which can 1* br uitbt in the houae, lnt'T milk hot»ae. In valuable for luwilwnntf, k»t«< * n "-1 deal of timber on it, ami la tba Ural key p. int for tfettitr out tie tire bar in the adjacent *!i or elijht aec. tin». an<l baa a K«od bay I r boon.lnn The k<a t: u wcentra*. an>l afford*a k atean.boat taad ujji A botrl ac<l »yre would £» writ tbew at the j.r™ent time, aud it l» runv«.i* nt to dt log gia* >'a.:.;« ti"* :o operation. H >uar and too la uu ilie place. Caueaof aeMng, weak luaifk. For further part icn!ara 1 squire of OEOKGE WHITE. aulT-iUwtf Suoqoainiie Blvar. W. 7. MISCELLANEOUS. • Crawford LHarrington, IMPORTERS A\l) JOBBERS S E A. T T Xj E, W~. T Il.ivr on haml a large and well assorted stock of goods in their line, consisting of Foreign and Domestic Hardware and Cutlery Iron and Steel, assorted. Hlaek»mitli and Carpenter Tools. Agricultural and Mining Implement*. Crockery and Glassware. Paint* & Oil Hemp and Manilla Cordage. Grooeriesand Provisions, Wines. Liquors. Kte. AGENTS FOR THE FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY OF LONDON, &C «T TALBOT COAL, FOR CITY TRAUK, FOUj SALE FROAI WIIAKK <1! AM'FOIU) & HARRINGTON. SEATTLE, W. T., J„]y 1< IsTo. THE ARCADE! FRONT STREET, SEATTLE DRY GOODS, FANCY GOODS, GLOVES, <fcc. l-iulios ami tails' Fiiriiisliin« (Ms. Trucks, VALISES, ETC. Our bpring Stock lias arrived, ami comprises' the most Fasbio ial»le Goods in the market. \\V call special attention to our FURNISHING GOODS and CLOTHING DEPARTMENT. GENTS' HATS A SPECIALTY. Wit, POM YOUNG. NEW GOODS AND NEW STYLES BY EVERY STEAMER. PINKHAM & SAXE, Alii: SKLLIX(r TIIEIIt CLOTHING ! —AND GENTS IMiMMIIV. UOODS CHEAPER THAN ANY OTHER HOUSE IX Till: t'OI XTICY. uu3 L. P. SMITH & SON Please Call and Examine our }Str*k Our Motto is—Fair Dealing, (Juiek Sales and Small Profit*. STORE ON FRONT STREET. Opposite the Brewery. jel9-dlf W. A. JENNINGS, Wl.oltM't •(»! X>t»!l I>*»ler In Choir* CUES. MS, HARDWARE, FINE TEAS, CROCKERY. GLASSWARE, FLOUR, FEED, &C. Jmported and California Wines, Foreign ami Domestic Liquors, (iipirs and Tobacco. All Goola l*uor.int«'«-t] ui R»*|»re«fcuted. Uood* Delivered in the City Irw of Charge StPOOt* S OAttlO, VV • "XT I!HV< J»ist rca ivtd » A• 1 • 1111.• >■ lo tin ii - Ntru-k nf WATCHES Clocks, —AWL— JEWELRY, Of f vi ry desirable ttjlc ami kind. They itluin their niiutrc thnnkit l<» tin- j ul)lic fir th« rcrv gwrnua patron H«C Wstowtd MITC Mirir r»tnrn from California. NO.