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to W. W. WARREN News Dealer, Opposite the Postofflce P. 8. MESSENGER, General Carpenter, -MANUPACTCRKR OK BUILDERS' SUPPLIES, Frames, Sasii, Slinds & Doors Wlatiie.ls and Mouldings* QUEEN SREETT. UAMPTON VA. P. O. BOX 102. I Hamoion to Go., Masonic Build w Now Voi-k. Philadelphia. Bult:- e & * " more, Washington. Richmond. ^ ? Norfolk anu Nownori News pa- 9 I t 4 '?'"'I 'in.? Stationers'. Books. ? f Hlank Book-. Sehoi ! Books anil | 6 Supplies always on hand. I I ? ? Also a niee line of Wagons- tri- | I ?.toys. I ^ Merchants will (lnO it to their <J ? Interests'to examine our stock 9 ? of blank 1.ks. inks. ele.. lie- 9 I fo,, haying elsewhere. f I Hampton News Co., f Masonic Building. S. Y.BI ACTOR, ELOCUTIONIST, and thorough TEACHER. Private lessons at your home or Impediments, or "halting speech," absolutely cured. I demonstrate, and show you all that I tench in a practica! e best in the world Address; LOCK BOX 21". Hampton. Virginia. n College Classical school for Girls and Young Ladies. Session be<r/in September 20th. For catalogue, &.c, address, MISS FITCHETT, Tlainpton, Y;t. it' Ev] AU&%?%$$$A Window Screens That Really Protect from the flies and other sum? mer pests are the sort of screens you want. Made to fit your window snugly. T>o not warp, nor crack, nor wear at the edges of the wire netting?that's the soi l of screens we sell at the price of the fall-to-pieees kind. Geo. n. Richter No. fl Queen Street. Hampton. Va. E. W. JOHNSON Contractor and Butltvek NEWPORT NEWS, VA. Plans and Specifications Prepared on Short Notice. HOUSE -VOR1C A :~PECIAL'l Y are today wonderful men. They are the pride\f America. 1 Yet they are no more wonder? ful than the bargain I am | offering in three styles of FRENCH TOILET SOAP, ff Violet, Heliotrope, and Jack Hose. They are all command- lj ? ers of great value These are jj) If well made. round milled j? |j soups, very haul and lasting, EJ I CTS. PER CAKE H I have also small lot of S Pr. King's Skin Soap leTt at I! 1U cents. gjj Violet Ammonia at the jlj remarkably low price of 15 ents a bottle. M, 6. Birgess, The Druggist, ft When Visitiiirj Flioelnis Gal! at g Mellen street, near Mallory. <? Where you can get ngooil square * meal. ? ?efreshmetits at bar room ? I ! TflOS. ft. DOUGHTY, ? ? PROPRIETOR, i A Good Judge of Fuel. will never burn anything but our high grade coal. It Is not only satisfactory for cooking and heating purposes, but I its intense heat and long continued combustion makes it economical in the ] household. c. c. SMITH & 3 ) Seventeenth street and Lafayette Ave. PEEDY kh& le clam's mum FRENCH REMEDY Soever FasSe. ENDORSsD ?Y THOUSANDS m':'^--' ;\: v., ri.eilc.-i rttru'.ilor without an equal. .. Enrol. ; trial stskupticai of the For sale In Newport News by W. G. I I Eett at WJACKEY'S . . . . . R5TSTAU3?NT. Meals at all hours. First-class Din? ner, 20c. From 12 to 2 P. M. The best that the market affords in every re? spect. Game in season. Suppers fur? nished to parties on short notice. Cor. Washington Avenue and 2th St. UP-STAIRo. George Lohse^ Manager EES do wdehb f ^U---f DR.FEi.JX VS. B-SUM'S ; tr.c ori^iniil a? safe arid rol:.ai j ^ Gem-.isiu Solo nnl CNCK Um luar by mttil. For sale by KLOR'S DRUG STORES. | Newport News. Va. from healthy cowj ?stable as clean as a house and al? ways open for Inspection?6 cents ? quart or ?. cents a pint. Milk from Jer? sey cows 8 cents a quart or 4 cents a piri't In class bottles. Delivered any? where to the ctty. J. ET. tangslow. wick. J. R. SWINERTON, Manager. SPECIAL RATES TO COMMERCIAL TRAVELERS. AMERICAN AND EUROPEAN PLAN M aiket Cutatins From the Leading Busines Cenbers. NEW YORK MONEY MARKET. NEW YORK. August 1.?Money 01 call, steady at 1 l-4g2 per cent.: last j loan 1 1-'-' per cent.: prime mercantile paper, 3 1-2?T4 per cent.: sterling ex? change steadv, with actual business in bunkers" bills at 4.Sr>@4.S5 1-4 for de? mand, and at 4.S3 l-4(Ji>l-2 for sixty days: posted rates. 4.S4 1-2@4.S5 and 4.s<! . Tfl.SO 1-2; commercial bills. 4.S2?4.S2 , 1--': silver certificates. 5S l-2<2>r,9 1-1: bar j silver. ?S "J-1G: Mexican dollars. 4S 1-2; government bonds, strong. NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE. NEW YORK. Aug. 1.?The stock I market held firm today against several adverse influences and showed greatly | improved demand in the later dealing The supply of American stocks left in | the foreign exchanges has become so much reduced and dealings in them are so insignificant there, that little ac count was taken of the fact that Lon? don was closed today for its bank hol? iday. Railroad stocks in th-? early dealings here continued to -suffer fr< ill*- neglect which has recently ins the market almost stagnant. The bears availed themselves of lb" o.uie tude to muku?jian aggressive attack, directing their efforts chiefly against ! Brooklyn Transit and Rubber pre? ferred, because these stocks have re? cently gone up sharply and there were j known to be heavy speculative coin- j mitments to the long side in them. There was besides a disposition tn take profits, so that prices shaded off easily and uncovered stop loss orders. I People's Ga.%?vas also subjected to \ t orous attack and was sold down to The speculation in sugar was feverish I although the price did not get far away from 1.39. The stock market was also j materials' aided by the increased de? mand for bonds in the afternoon, in which there was active business, espe? cially in the 4 per cent, bonds of lately [ reorganized roads, and the junior issues which are gaining in security from the recent increase ip. earnings. Total sales, j S2.120.000. ! ATcbiHon. B'j } Baltimore & Ohio . 14 Canada Pacdie . S4 Canada Southern. 53i Chesapeake & Ohio. 23J ? Chicago & Alton. 100 Chicago, Burlinsrton & Quiney.. 100$ I C.C. C. & St.L.....42,| ._ do _ do pfsf. '85 Delaware & Hudson. 10'iJ Delaware, Lack. & W.ir.0 Erie (new). Big Fort Wavne. ' ?reut Northern i>ref'd. 1201 Illinois Central. ex iliv 107 Lake Shore. 1001 Louisville & Nashville. ?'?> Manhattan L. 10? Michigan Central. W'i j Missouri Pacific. Mobile & Ohio. New .lersev Central. New York" Central.UK* I Norfolk ?i Western. 14* i Northern Pacific.....*. do pref'd. 71; ! Pittsbnrg. 170 Readiug. ... 171 Hock Island. Oflj St. Paul. 100i ! do pref'd. 131J Southern Pacific. in; Southern Railway. .SIS do pref'd. ?l; Texas & Paeiiic. l -l Union l'acitic pref'd. 1115 Adams Express. 1"3 American Express. 130 United States Express. -11 Wells Farto Express. IIS American Tobacco. I'jaj | do pref'd . 1'Ji'j People's Gas. 'Mi Consolidated tins. W.I General Electric. ;i!>} Pacific Mail. 804 Pu!Iuiau Palace.es div ISO; Silver Certiticates. ?si Suirar .;. 13.ij do pret'd . 113; Tennessee Coal & Iron. Western Union. Chicago Northwestern. B'.lj do pref'd. 17 Chicago Great Western. 15j | CHICAGO GRAIN MARKET. CHICAGO. August 1.?A decrease the visible supply today together \ a rally in corn strengthened wh September closed 3-Sc higher, and De? cember rose 1-Se. September corn ad? vanced 1-Sc. Oats left off l-8c better. Pork is unchanged; lard last 2 1-2(??c and ribs are 2 l-2c lower. WHEAT? Open High Low C!( July 05?l l'.?l 045 ( Sept li-if ?-iJ in: Dec tils 04 i tili} Mi CORN? July 33i 331 83 Sent 431 a:ii 32 j OATS? July 20; 20| 20? Sept &i$ 231 -'-'i PORK Sept 0.85 0.475 8.35 0 LA UJ >? Sept 5.45 5.47i 5.40 5 Get 5.47* 5.521 5.45 3 R IBS Sept 5.42} 5.45 5.40 5 Oct 5.45 5.50 5.;?0 5 Cash quotations were as follow.-.: Flour slow: No- 3 spring wheat. f)3(g4?5; No. 2 red, (>5?<g)05?: No. 2 | corn, 33<-?33&; No. 2 oats. 31; No. 2 white, 2t5(gi244; No. 3 white, 20<gt!}7; No. 2 rye, 404n421; No 2 barley. <a?i?5; No. 1 tlax seed, btj; prime tiiuothv seed, 2.574; mess pork pel barrel 0.40aji).45; lard, per 100 pounds, 5 874@5.40; clsort ribs sides, loose, 5.30(015.05: ? dry salted sL< ulders, boxed, 4S@5; short clear side? boxed, 5.75<g)0.00; No. 2 yellow corn, 38ia38}. NEW YORK COTON FUTURES. NEW YORK. August 1.?Colon f tures opened ouiet and firm. August, .".S?: September. 5.90; October. 5.94; No? vember, 5.9G; December. 8.00; January, 0.04: February. G.07; .March. 0.1U; April, 0.13: -May, 6.17. BALTIMORE PRODUCE MARKET. BALTIMORE. Aug. L?Flour?yuiet; wesier super, 2.S0{r3.O?; de extra, 3.1:V@ 3.??; do family, 3.90<?fi4.30. Wheat?Easy; spot. 701-4<g>3-8; month. 69 l-4C<rG9 1-2; September. ?XI-1 <fM-2: southern wheat by sample, G2iji> | 71 1-2. Corn?Dull: spot. 36 7-8@37; month, 3f>3-4@37; September. 37@37 1-4; south? ern white and yellow corn, 40<(ji41. Oats?Firm; No. 2 white. 331-2@34. Rye?Steady; No. 2 nearby, 4?; No. w.-stern, 48. Sugar?Strong; granulated, ?.4? 1-*. Butter?Steady: fancy creamery, IVffT' 20: imitation. 17. Eggs?Steady: fresh, J2 1-2. Cheese?Steady; fancy New York large, S l-4f?>X 1-2. Lettuce?50@75 cents per bushel bas? ket. Whiskey?1.2S@1.29 per gallon for fin? ished goods in car loads; 1.3001.31 per gallon for jobbing lots. The short hairs that in novels always curl In graceful tendrils on the heroine's pretty white neck are much more prone to hang down in Inartistic limpness this weather. Many supposed to be peaceful nights In the country lose their charm when owls hoot, tree toads mournfully carol and ambitious roosters and the neigh? bors' dogs vie with each other in de? stroying sleep. H AMP TO IS NE WS Shmiptou ISurcau os <Tik Sailij -press, King Street, near Queen, opposite .the Postofllee. All news letters for publication In this department should be ad<*ressed to Daily Press Bureau, Hampton. The Daily Press will be found for sale every morning at the following places: Hampton?Shield's book store. Queen street, lind at the office of the paper on King street. Old Point?Baulcb's stationery and book store. Hygela Hotel. Chamberlin Hotel. Many Grow Out of Camp Yarns. WILDSTORIESATTHEFORT Mr. KlcImr.Uoii Not In.llcto.l. CliUu.ul. AIko IN. :.p..,I. K. <;. Dimlen. .Ir.. D.-.t.l. Yester-liiy Mornlng'h Kirn, lientii <.r Levin \yin.it..-. It is doubtless perfectly safe to say that there is no place in this Slate at the present time in which so large.a variety of rumors is produced as arc horn end nursed into healthy activity as Fort Monroe. During the past fort? night the glib-tongued goddess of the gossips hits foretold a number of the most interesting and Important events, none of which, of course, has come true, and then, as if in spite, she has giV< n currency to doleful harangues In which Death with his sharp tooth.il reaping hook was pictured as gloating over his daily harvest or sick and wounded soldiers. There is no occasion for wonder in the fact thai stories of yellow fever and other deadly maladies among the soldiers have been circulated since the arrival of the first detachment from The gory liehi of Santiago. A few statements made yesterday on the dock at Old Point will serve to il? lustrate the absurd exaggerations which ncTfi'and then unsettle the nerv, s of timid people.?A-sgroup of men made up for the most part o}'$QlU&M,-*s wore engaged in an enrenst dlscuss'-S^'of the condition of affairs In the Held hd>pi.tal. Eor some time the dead house was tlig. focal point of the energetic argument1 in hand. One man declared that at that very moment, as he had been re? liably informed, four bodies lay there awaiting interment. One after another, he said, the ?soldiers are dying ..I' fever and the officials, fearful of losing largo numbers of men by desertion, are seek? ing to cov.-r up the real state of affairs. This was gloomy enough, indeed, hut the volunteer cut loose another reef In the black curtain by adding that the .Laths at the hospital bad been so,nu? merous at times and the diseases by which the men had been carried away were so malignant that It had been found necessary t.. bury four In one .?..Ihn. When asked where he had ob? tained such Inf..rotation he replied that he had heard the story in eamp and he saw no reason why he should discredit it. To the intelligent mind such stories as this bear the brand of absurdity on their face. Nevertheless, they servo as the foundation for rumors which, al? though contrary to the rule in such matters, are sufficiently .-modified to be taken seriously by thoughtful people, when they become exceedingly mis? chievous. The antiquated and untrust? worthy adage that where there is so much smoke there certainly must be some lire is at once called int.. requisi? tion and a report which had nothing more than a disorder.1 imagination for a. father takes on the form uf alarming apprehension. DEATH OP K. G. D ARD EN, JR. Passed Away in Baltimore Sunday A fternoon. Mr. E. G. Darden. Jr.. son of Post? master Darden, of this city, died at the home of his brother. Elton Darden, :n Baltimore, at 2 o'clock Sunday af? ternoon of heart failure. This makes the second death in Mr. Darden's fam? ily within a fortnight. Towser.as hewas commonly called hero, came horn.- from Baltimore two weeks ago to he at the bedside of his sick brother, Sydney, who passed away a few days after his arrival, lie seemed to be in good health, although it was known that he had suf? fered from hemmorhages. Mr. Darden was about if. years old. He was a printer by trade and was well liked Last Saturday, accompanied by his mother, he left Hampton to return to Baltimore, in which city his parents had arranged for hint to In* treated at a first-class hospital. Mr. Darden was quite ill at the time, hut :t was thought that he would soon regain his strength. But instead, he grew worse, and upon the arrival of the party in Baltimore was taken as quickly as possible to his brother's house. The remains will ar? rive here on the Baltimore steamr-r ibis morning and will be taken to the undertaking establishment of ("apt. .1. W. Brown, and at 10:30 o'clock the in? terment will take place in St. John's church yard. The Rev. Dr. Woodfin will conduct the funeral service at tiie grave. There will be none tit the house. The remains will be accompanied from Baltimore by Mrs. Darden, Mr. Elton Darden and Mr. I. T. Jones. AN OT.D CITIZEN HONE. Death of Mr. Levin Winder Early Yes? terday Morning. Mr. Devin Winder, one of the oldest and most highly respected citizens of this city, died at his home in the West End at twenty minutes past 12 o'clock yesterday morning. Mr. Winder was a bunt TO years old. For many years he resided at C'hesterville. a farm famous as the home of Chancellor George Wythe, one of the signers of the decla? ration -.I' independence. Mr. Winder had been in feeble health for some time. He was the father-in-law of Mr. A. S. Segar. ?' The funeral will take place this m ru? ing from the Hampton Baptist church, of which the deceased was a member. Dr. Woodfin will conduct the service and deliver a discourse. The interment wdl b.- in the Baptist church yard. Messrs. William Vaughnn, K. W. Hudgins, .1. W. ?lnckmore, Vaughan Jones. Clay Marrow and Capt. Josse Jones will act as pall-bearers. DESTROYED BY FIRE. Building and Contents Burned Yester? day Mo: ning. The two-story building a mile above this city, on the Newport News road, occupied as a store and residence by Mr. T. S. Jones, was totally destroyed by fir,- at I o'clock yesterday morning. With the exception of a few articles of bed clothing nothing was saved. Tie origin of the lire is sai.l to be unknown. A grocery and liquor store was con? ducted on the first lloor, the fa'm-ly using the second story as living apart? ments. Mr. Jones says that when he came down stairs ho found the store room filled with smoke. Shortly after? ward (lames broke out and he ran back to save his family, which he did with difficulty. The building was worth about $1,400 and the stock of goods JG00. They were insured by Jones, Saunders & Co., in the Phoenix, ofiHondon, for j $1,275. MR. RICHARDS? >N l'UEE, The Oraml Jute Yesterdav Declined t.i Liullut Him. Tlie grand jurors empaneled for ilie present term of the County Cent yes? terday refused to indict Mr. lt. V. Rich? ardson, who. on tli" morning ? >!' June ?0 last, sli t Mr. Joseph Cunningham. The story of the tragii affair ?a< print? ed in full in the Daily Press and will b< easily recalled. All the witnesses examined at the preliminary hearing were summoned before lie' grand jurors and repeated the story of the unfortunate affair as they had told ii t,. Judge Leo. In ad? dition to them Mr. Cunningham him? self was there. The cas.tcupied the attention of the jurors all the attorn.1 and much speculation was engaged in with respect of their deliberations. Mr. Richardson was under a $?,000 bond secured by the indorsement of Mr. J. S. Darling and Mr. Henry Schmelz. CHISMAN ESCAPED. No Indictment Against the Phoebus Saloonkeeper. Prank Chisman. clung.-,1 several months ago with kidnapping a year-. Phoebus girl and causing her to be- .-: ri,-.l to a house of ill-fame in Newport News, was yesterday morning acquit? ted of the charge by the failure of th, grand jury to return an indictment Despite the fact that the evident-, against Chisman at the time the-alleged abduction occurred was commonly re? garded as quite strong, tie- grand jury yesterday, ii appears; found it impossi? ble to hold the saloonkeeper for trial. Tin- jury is mad.- up of tin- following gentlemen: .1. W. Royenton. .1. \V. Russsell. David Johnson. R. 11. Wood, j! K. Sinclair and A. M. Hanger. MEAT FOR SHAFTER'S ARMY. Transport Michigan Sails front Tampa f..r Santiago. < By Telegraph.) TAMPA. FLA.. August 1.?The trans? port Michigan sailed yesterday from jSijrt Tampa, and crossed the bar of the bay tftijnj'- She was loaded w ith fn sh meat ft?frsGeneral Shafter's army, be? sides a iargevSuantily "r other supplies. General knrk|'!p Collazo. commander in-ohief of the i,iil'an cavalry, was on hoard and will taKr>*fmnnliin1?r?\, "is forces in Cuba again. ^general ' ollazo has been in this country Si"*1* the ginning ..I' the war. having Tlt-C" ca-led here by General Miles to consufS?boul the work In Cuba. He has spent sfiL"" time in Washington with the ofTiciaTf? and now goes to Santiago under orders from tin- department; with which ho | has been co-operating. General Ooppinger, ..I' I he Fourth Army Corps, with headquarters in this city, has received orders today to go to Porlo Rico at one.-. He will-sail on the transport Aransas tomorrow unless an? other boat arrives from quarantine be? fore that time. NOT Till-: BAY VIEW. Editor Daily Press: In making mention of the trouble on the beach Thursday night you said the "Bay View." Tt was no! the Bay View. It was the Bay Shore. The Bay View litis never had any trouble with the volunteers and is no colored resort. You will do me a favor by correcting the mistake. Respectfully. W. H. RODGERS. DEATH i >F MRS. DAVIS. The aged mother ..r Mr. W. T. Davis, of the Barnes Hotel, passed away last | Saturday night, at her home in Phoe? bus, and was buried yesterday morn? ing in Oakland cemetery. Mrs. Davis was an excellent woman and was es? teemed by many people. She was 71 years ..Id. WAS AN ODD SAILOR. aptain John While, -an old seama ised away Saturday at the Normal lool and was laid at rest Sunday, was !>6 years of age. BRIEF ITEMS. The August term of the County Court commenced yesterday. A grand jury was in session. Mrs. M. H. Mugler. accompanied by | her daughter, left yesterday for a month's sojourn in the Virginia moun? tains. Chaplain Morrison, of the United States steamship Minneapolis, conduct? ed the services at St. John's church Sunday night. Mrs. Dr. Botrtelle has returned from Providence. R. I. Her mother is much improved. A little child of Mr. W. II. Harris, of the West End. died yesterday and was taker: t.. Chase city for interment. Max Marcus, the clothier, left last | night for New York on a business trip. The Rev. Mr. Bryan, pastor of St. John's church, is ill. A grand tournament is announced to take place at Buckroe Beach on Wed- | nesday, August -J. Three prizes ?Sir.. $10 and Sr.?will ho awarded. Th, first f, ur successful knights will hi- entitled to crowns for queens. The riding will begin at 3:30. The exercises will . lose with a supper at Ihe hotel. "Don't you come around here with any more of your patent frauds," said Uncle Reuben. "I've been took in once, hut you ain't goin' to ken-h me agin." "What's the matter?" asked the gen? tlemanly agent. "The lightning rods I sold you arc all right, aren't they?", "Ali right! Wei!, mebhy you call them all right, but they've been up for raore'n six months now and the light? ning hasn't hit 'em once!" Human IViilure. "There's a good .leal of human na? ture in a puppy," remarked the phil? osopher, calmly watching Fido tearing his best hat to pices. "Almost as destructive as one of my Mule nephews." Mis. Bouncer?"Why, professor, don'! you see he's got your ha'.:" The Professor?"Thunder! sr. he has.1 I thought it was one o!' the hoarders' iiata. Take that, you whelp!" A Florida Kcrleciion. "It all goes to show," said the sol? dier, "how events decline to accommo? date themselves to the convenience of the individual." "I guess the government's doing the best it can," suggested his comrade. "I'm not complaining. But I can't help thinking how I'd have enjoyed these warm clothes when I was getting j ready to go la- the-Klondike." TROUBLE ALL. THE WAY UP. j llouglit a --llotMon'n Cholee" Downtowr Landed 1? h Ifnspltnl Uptown. The nurse adjusted the bandage ci ti e patient's head in one of the ward! of a big hospital uptown aud then sh? said: "Now you may tell me how it hap I" red. if you will promise to be very quiet." "Well, you know Monday was a wann day." he be-'au, "so I went into a siuie and told the man I wanted to buy a straw hat. He picked up one, put it on my head and lie says, 'That's the hat you want.' '/ist that way. 1 | said I would like i<i look at others, i lie said lie had otl-trs, but insisted on my taking the on- h<> had put on my head. I asked h!.m i!" there was any? thing the matter with that hat and lie said no, but it was the one he picked out for nie as soon as lie saw me come in. 'It's Hobson's choice,' lie said. 'Whose?' I says. 'Hobson's' he says. I said 1 didn't know him. Then li<- said everybody was saying it. Said it was a fad. or something like that, and if I wanted to be ?strictly in it' I would take the hat aud it' anybody said, any? thing to me about it 1 should say It was Hobson's choice, aud the drinks would be on the other fellow. So I paid him $1.C0 and went away under the new hat. ? When I was going up the steps at Park place station 1 met an acquaint? ance who says. 'Where did you get it?' 1 wanted to be sure he meant the hat, and 1 says. 'Where did 1 gel what?' 'Tlie shed.' he says. That threw me off. 1 asked him what he meant, aud lie pointed to the headpiece and says. 'That. You look like a caU under a new shed.' he says. "That's one of Hobson's." I says. 'Which is'.'' he rays. "The hat is." I says. 'I didn't know Ilobson was in the hat business.' lie says. "Which one of them'." 1 says. Then he laughed and poked me and says. 'Which one are you talking about?' 'Honest,' I sr.ys, 'it's Hob? son's.' 'If it's Hobson's.' lie says, "you'd I better tnke it back to him anc tell him to give you your old one." 'You don't seem to know about it," I says, nut! then I told him about how every? body was talking about Ilobson. He I looked at me and says, 'You'd better take something foi it.' "And then 1 says. 'All right, cine oil.' and we went into the first place and we stood there quite a while and when we went out 1 found it had cost me about a dollar, and he hadn't paid anything. "So I left him and came on uptown, thinking all the way up. Two men were on the seat in front of inc. 1 couldn't hear all they said, but one of them remarked as his station was call i^fj^that he s'posed it was Hobson's choicer-. "Then^vjpoked at my hat to see if \ it was all rig-?tv 11 seeme<1 115 if il was too small, but rgjjj !t uack and wcnt cm to Forty-second"^*-61- whele 1 sot tiff and went into a liitt^ pl"L''- wh*re 1 met another acquainfij0^;6" Pr?tty soon he says, 'That was a br?vf '-hIn? for Hobson to do.' I said yes;. 'Yon heard about it?' he says. 'Yes>sJ' rays, 'and It has cost me $2.50, ana' you witl please sell your gold bricks to somebody else.' I says. 'Don't take i:ie for a fool all the time," I says. "Yon must lie crazy.' he says. "! got no gold brick," he says. 'I'm talking about the brave man who sunk his ship in the harbor.' 'What's his name?' I says. 'Hobson.' "lie says. Tuen T got up and took my hat from the peg and showed it to him and I says, "Mo you see the hat?' He said 'Yes.' 'Well,' I says, "that's Hobson's." He looked at it and says. "Why don't yon wear your own hat? What ar.e you doing,' he says, 'wearing Hob? son's hat? And then I hit him. And when I came to I was here." Dn-niiH-il Wide Awnke. The earnestness with which some children narrate the things which make impressions on them leads, them at times to make laughable mistakes. A little girl downtown was telling i.er father about a dr< m. The child was ia a high pitch of excitement and the father said: "Annie. I guess you were asleep when you dreamed that." "No. I wasn't," she exclaimed. "I was- wide awake." A Sad Wuittc. ! "Tt's disheartening," said the pessi? mist. "What's the matter?" inquired his friend. "I was just thinking that even when men may earn glory and substantial reward risking their lives for their country, there will lie the usual num? ber of bathers who will see how far out they can swim." III? Idea of nn Ansel. Wederly?"Do you know, my dear, I dreamed of your mother last night. I thought'she was an angel." Mrs. Wederly?"Indeed! Did she have the traditions! harp and crown?" Wederly?"Oh. no: I thought 1 met her on the sheet and she told me she never intended to darken my door again." Very Und Form. "It if par! of a public man's duty to Iiis constituents," remarked the neatly clad congressman, "to habitually ap? pear well dressed." "Yes." replied his colleague, "but it's a bad idea for him to let the "impres? sion go abroad that he is sugar co :t ptl." One on the Bookkeeper, "I told my wife I had to stay down lown late to get a balance." "What did she say?" "She said I seemed to have lost it before I got home." Coining Huck. It was the beginning of their wed? ding trip. "Dear," she inquired anxiously, "In the excitement of leaving, did you say goodby to papa and marna?" "No." he replied; "I said 'au re voir.' " lie Pi-ohably Knew. Miss Courtright?"What do you think of a man who will marry a wo? man for money?" Mr. Spooner?"AI! I ;aa say is that such a fellow must be bard up." ant! Family Liquor Store BSI RBLISmED IN 1368. Is the place tor you to buy your Wines ami Liquors for Cooking and Medicinal purposes. mess ore n Ruiss 01 n cafe ana Sam INSlUfc: No Loud Talking discuss w of "Politics, Na? tionality or Reli? gion. All who 1 cannot comply with these rules are re? quested to spend their time and mon? ey elsewhere. All orders by mall will receive prompt btteatloa. P.J.MUGLER No. X312 WASHINGTON AVENUE. P. O. Box 10. NEWPORT NBW8. VA. ( "1 HES A P E A ICE & OHIO RAILWAY V BOB RICHMOND, WASHING? TON, LYNCHBURG, CINCINNATI, LOUISVILLE, CHICAGO, ST. LOUI3, &C. MOUNTAIN RESORTS AND SUMMER HOMES. Schedule in effect June 2G, 189S. WESTBOUND. | LvNewport News] Ar Richmond .... | Lv Richmond"777.| Ar Lynchburg ... Ar Lexington, Va Ar Nat'l Bridge .. Ar Clifton Forge Lv Richmond ... Ar Charlottesvllli Ar Staunten _ Ar Clifion Forge Ar Va. Hot Spr"gsi Ar White Sulphur Ar Cincinnati _ Ar Louisville _ Ar Chicago . Ar St. Louis . 8 00u|........| 4 35p ..| 6 60p 10 l?a| 10 3Ual 3 50p ?6 20p 5 22p 7 30p| '10 20a| ? 145pi ' 3 3Sp' ? 5 46p C 26p 2 15p 5 44p 7 OSp 8 57p 9 50p 9 28p 7 55a 11 00al 5 30p 6 56p 10 30p 2 43a 4 22a 6 28a 7 24?. 7 05a 5 15p seop 7 16a 7 30a ?Daily except Sunday. Other time daiiy. Nos. 5 and 1 Mountain Resort8 train daily to Richmond and exaept Sunday, Richmond to Ronceverte. Parlor Car Old Point to Ronceverte without change. No. 1 with Pullman dally Richmond to Cincinnati. Loutsvllla and St. Louis. No. 3 with Pullman dally Old Point to Hin ton, Cincinnati and Louisville. Meals served on dining cars on Nos. I and 3 west of Gordonsville. TRAINS LEAVE NEWPORT NEWS FOR OLD POINT Week days 10 30 a, 1115 a and 1, 3, 5, 6 05 and 6 15 p m. Sundays only 1115 a and 1, 3, 5, 6 05, 7, 8 and 9 p m. FOR NORFOLK. |Extra|No. 2|No. 4 _I Trip. [ dal. | dal. Lv. Newport News .1 8 20a|1115al 6 05p Ar Norfolk . 9 15a 12 15p 7 OSp Ar Portsmouth .._?.[_|l2 2Sp| 7 i>0p Steamer Louise leaves Portsmouth dally 6 10 a m and 3 00 p m. Leavea Norfolk 7 00 a m, 9 35 a m and 3 30 p m for Newport News. For tickets and ottier Information ap? ply to E. W. ROBINSON, Ticket Agent, JOHN D. POTTS, Asst. Gen. Passenger Agt_, Richmond. Va. rP PIE NORFOLK & WASHING X TON STEAMBOAT COMPANY. The New and Powerful Iron Palace Steamers Newport News, Washington and Norfolk will leave daily as fol? lows: NORTH BOUND. Steamers leave Portsmouth, foot of North street at.5:00 p. m. Leave Norfolk, foot of Mathews street at. 5:45 p. m. Leave Old Point at . 6:45 p. m. . Arrive Washington at. 7:00 a, m. B. &. O. R. R. PENN., R. R. Lv. Washington at.. 8:00 a m..S:0Oam Ar. Philadelphia at.11:00 a m. 10:50 am Ar. New York at.. .. 1:25 p m..2:15 p n? South bound, B. & O. R. R. Penn. R. R, Lv. New York at_11:30 a m.. 1:00 p m Lv. Philadelphia at. 1:33 p m..3:18 p m Ar. In Washington .. 4:30 p m..6:18 p m Steamers leave Washington at 6:30 pm Vrrive Fortress Monroe at.... 7:00am Arrive Norfolk at . 8:00 a m ?Arrive at Portsmouch at.8:30 am The trip down the historic Potomac r. ver and Chesapeake Bay on the ele? gant steamers of this company la un? surpassed. The steamers are compar? atively new, having been built In 1891, and are fitted up In the most luxuri? ant manner, with electric lights, caJi bell, and steam heat In each room. The tables are supplied with every de? licacy of the season from the markets of Washington and Norfolk. For further information apply to D. J. CALLAHAN, Agent, Norfolk, Va. OLD DOMINION STEAMSHIP CO. DAILY SERVICE BETWEEN NEW YORK AND VIRGINIA POINTS. The elegant passenger steamships Jamestown, Guyandotte, Princess Ann? and Old Dominion leave New York every day except Sunday at 3:30 P. M., for Norfolk and Newport News, touching at Fortress Monroe on the soutn bound trip. The ships of this line leave Norfolk for New York direct every day except Sunday at 5:30 P. M. A short, delightful and invigorating voyage. FARES: First-class, straight, including meals and berth .$ 8.00 First-class, round trip, including meals and berth . JIS-OO Steerage, without subslstance.... 4.50 Steamer Luray arrives from Smith field and leaves for Norfolk daily ex cept Sunday at 8:00 A. M. Returning leaves Norfolk from Bay Line wharf every day except Sunday at 3:00 P, M. M. B. CROWELL, Agent. \,I ERCHANTS & MINERS TRANS LVjl PORTATION CO.'S STEAMSHIP LINES FOR BOSTON, PROVIDENCfB and BALTIMORE. _ ? ? Leave Newport News, via Norfolk for Boston every Monday.Wednesday and Friday, sailing from Norfolk at 5:S0 P. M. Leaves for Providence Tuesday*, Fridays and Sundays at f>:30 P. M. Leave Newport News for Baltimore Mondays, Fridays. Saturdays and Sun. days at 5 P. M., connecting for Wash? ington, Philadelphia and New York. Fare to Baltimore, one way, 13; round, trip; $5, including stateroom berth. Ac eor.-.modations and cuisine un? equalled. Freight and ? passengers taken for ?11 points north and south. For further information uS?y to L. C. SAUNDEHS^agent, Newport News, Va. W. P. TURNER, G. P. A. J. C. WHITNEY. T. M. General office, Baltimore, Md. T HE STEAMER S. A. M'CALL will leave Newport News wlU? both freight and passengers for Peters? burg every Monday, Wednesday and FCday about 7:15 A. M.. and will leava Newport News for Norfolk every Tuna da\ /S'hursday and Saturday about 3:30 P." ? ''? \<TrfnesVVa Norfolk every Monday, W.' f?- > and Friday at 6:00 A. M. sha") \ J- W. PHILLIPS.