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Sutton, whose hands and forearms are off just a few inches below the elbows, demonstrated beyond cavil that he knows the geometry and laws of velocity as apply to the billiard table and he , made funs of almost any number, it i seemed, that he cared to. The games were played at the B j and P pool rooms and brought only a small crowd. Those who witnessed the games were unanimous in their praise of the work of Sutton and they regarded as most remarkable that he had attained such perfection against the handicap of the loss of both hands. ,u: billFburke in LEAD IN NORTH. SOUTH GOLF MEET PINEHURST, N. C., March 30 W Billy Burke, the New York proses- i sional who came into golfing fame aj year or so ago by jumping from | caddy master to a tournament leader, i led the field today for the first 54; holes of the 72-holes norjh and south j open golf meet, -with a score of 73-69. i For today’s 36-hole round, he had! a 69 in the morning, 3 below par, I and a 74 in the afternoon, despite a; gale that made anything like par golf j almost impossible. Seven strokes behind the New York-! er came Tommy Armour, national! open champion, and Tom Harmon, j New York, each rounding out thej day with a 223. Bqbby Gruickshank, defending cham ~ pion, had an 80 this afternoon to tack to his 145 for the first two 18-hole rounds, placing him well in the rear of Burke with a 225. Burke had six birdies for the day’s play and was close to the par on most of the others, never taking more than a five. Andy Gray, Greensboro, N. C., pro vided a thrill when he made the 452-yard 14th in two, using his put ter 65-yards away from the green to, hole out. j Despite the high winds, Burke was getting close to the pin on his sec- j ond shots and had his putter work ing steadily throughout the day. A shower of rain this morning handicapped some of the early start ers but the course was in excellent condition for the afternoon play. The final 18-holes of the tourna ment will be played tomorrow. John ny Farrell, New Yofk, 75-149 —224. A1 Espinosa, Chicago, 78-148 —226. Clarence Hackney, Atlantic City, 77-150—227. Tony Manero, New York, 80-148 — 228. Henry Oiuci, New York, 77-151—229. Eddie Held, New York, 78-152—230. ♦ f BOWLING SCORES ? O -o That was a tight game between the Wildcats and the Tigers on the Elks’ bowling alleys last night and the Wild cats edged out to a win by only 19 pins. The sco*e : Wildcats: Poe, 564; Mrs. Poe, 487; Simpson, 347; Puzzi, 510; R. Nelson,; 429. Total: 2347, Tigers: Riley, 483; Hunsaker, 351; Ward, 476; Vaughn, 336; H. Nelson, 511. Total; 2328. Bowlers representing the American legion and the Grocers were the top line performers at the “Y” alleys last night. The American legion took ;*ie game from the C. and A. Acid Plant the GUMPS UPWARDANDONWARD 1 ' 7 —there a*e too m*ny drones in this W'|||||| If 11 / —” oh, well - the president of the roabN / ON S, ll , nr H,VI = Tc > suit AAg ALL THOSE TRUCKED II 1 M / \n*LL WALK IN SOMEDAY- A Nt> SEE I'M A I ( HARDWARE , THINK ABOUT IS PAY &AY - THE SIGHT Jy|i(i / OKaY ONE AUVf )N HIS CEMETERY— */| j •» \ ’ 590 POUNDS • F M \OF A LOADED TRUCK THEM THE NEVM FREIGHT AGENT I'LL DO A / .. V. nix V THEIR^CShow 11 \ LITTLE HOUSE CLEANING- AND Give SOME / MOM’N’ POP By COWAN FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS By BLOSSER . .. . . ■ ______ ' W f I CAN SEE\NATAN ) C SoAMU \ 1 SpH 7 the HOOSE is TOO NVGuTtYADES N/ INNOCENT. VJHAT so)Ai6 To UkE IT CAI9R. J ( BCD ) (O ) _ WW/\ TOR TuiS GAS ABOUT A INNSER \DOES THAT PROUE? A6J2£ , M AFR If/ sJrfftbb of\ CROSS -EFAIAtNING XINEMERKNEVN MOVkl vwaATDOYOU Sr <iAIWZ) Wi o ' CAN I SLEEP WHEN IF I COULD TW$"Nj A~\ ”* " I THINK OF WCm he’ll ocmpmF Ml Hi THING AND JUST A til HV ’ NAIL ME TO THE CROSS W///M ! JUSTICE BMl 1 . I6OT7oSS WM A OU THE WITNESS STAND? p O P /'//M THE WORLD »5 VWRONG- \WRITEA <1 HOBODV TO HELP ME <W>/l \ I SHOUT "V(£s" THE / LETTER TO )| BUT NW LAVMWER VNHO DO HOPE V ECHO BKCK. gif/.if • ALEk V TWiNKS I’M GVML-\U t Sou* DP ”140 1 _ Jf , ( ABOUT J~Y ONtN IT WOULDN’T BE \ W? 7AIS )/_ V and the Grocers outrolled the Y. M.; C. A. team. The scores: C. and A. Acid Plant: Handicap ; 42, Nelson 473, C. O. Best 419, Edison ; 399, Fraser 390, H. Best 416, total 2139. j ' American Legion: Hinton 481, Stol- . oroff 402, Napier 452, Poliak 463, Foster 402, total 2200. Grocers: Handicap 276, E. Islava 459, Haro 304, L. Solen 387, Halgentj' 300, total 2702. Y. M. C. A.: Lindner 450, Lamb' 360, Bull 348, Brown 314, Kibbe 357,; total 1329. PLAYHOUSE HRE BRINGS A CROWD; DAMAGE NOMINAL It took an able-bodied man to keep j automobiles of the “sightseers” oil j; the fire hose last night shortly after < 10 while the firemen put out the I < DOUGLAS DAILY DISPATCH, SATURDAY MORNING, MARCH 31, 1928 flames that gutted the playhouse of the children Jh the home of Mrs. Myrtle L. Downs, 1224 Tenth street. The flames practically destroyed the playhouse and scorched the outbuild ing near it but the residence escaped the effects of the heat, due to the prompt action of the liremen. The loss would be nominal. Something like two scores of automobiles carried people to the vicinity to watch the firemen work. Arizona University Student Wins Coast Oratorical Contest CLAREMONT, March 30 m The Pacific southwest scored a clean sweep in the Pacific coast forensic league’s: oratorical contest held at Holmes Hall! on the Pomona campus here last 1 night. Lawrence Rose, speaker from . the University of Arizona, took first. place. Leslie Goddard, of the Univer ; sity of California at Los Angeles, sec ond, Henry Greq, Pomona and Law rence Hopper, University of Southern California, tied for third, shutting out ' completely representatives from Stan- j | ford, Whitman college, Idaho, Willa- ■ | mette, and Washington State. Rose's oration “The Law’s Crime” i was accorded first place by a scant margin over the other three leaders. The Pomona delegate, and Hopper of U. £3. C. were tied, not only in com i paratjve scoring, but by percentage as j well, a condition that is unusual in ! oratorical contests. The Pacific coast forensic league, | the organization that is sponsoring the series is composed of colleges and | universities throughout the length and ■ breadth of the Pacific slope, and com-, | petition for the honor of the southern j trip was keen among the northern ! * schools , RADIO BOARD MEMBER O. K.’D BY U. S. SENATE WASHINGTON. March 30 UP)— By a margin of a single vote—36 to 36 the senate late today confirmed the! nomination of Orestes H. Caldwell, of New, York, to be a member of the fed eral radi ocommission, the ballot be ing taken after a bitter fight of more than three hours. Then, without discussion, it com pleted the personnel of the commis sion by confirming the nominations of Sam Pickard, a Kansas democrat; Harold A. La Fount, a Utah republi cans, and Ira C. Robinson, a West Virginia republican. There was no roll call on these as no opposition devel- 1 oped. | These four commissioners, with 1 Eugene O. Sykes, make up the com mission, which, under an act recently passed, is continued for one year, and then to assume the status of a board! of review with actual administration j cf federal radio affairs transferred toj ithe commerce department. However, the terms of all of thej commissioners expire at the end of next February, when the president j must appoint new men to compose the ! board of review. o “Red Shoes lor Luck” Is Mayfair’s Gift Hobby LONDON VP> —Mayfair society has reverted to folk lore as the basis for novelties. Red shoes and slip pers are the thing just now. For birthdaya, anniversaries of various kinds and other occasions (where gifts are desired, old time i superstitions have been dug out of 'the moldy past and given a nice' colorful touch of modernism. “Red shoes for luck,” is the May fair slogan. ! In the days of old the present of ja pair of shoes, of any color, or Isome trinket in the form of shoes, (was universally considered to im ply the wish for a happy and pros perous journey along life’s path way. , It was a common practice for a pair of "charm” shoes, wrought in wood, brass and sometimes even in gold, to be hung up near the fire place to ensure happiness of the home. These trinkets have reappeared in the novelty shops, and are the vogue, being as popular here as was the 'Teddy Bear in American when (Theodore Roosevelt was in the White House. o . ■—