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JJ 0CtVti. wOf" '&g asgesssEEEssarn: 52: .H-IL'B.-y;'.-rIgrt-HUl.t --J. lt-JLLILm.".- JU-'iH'-. i-".. ..-j.-ahju: ,. ., i i .rj. i- i-. m.'KMi. THE ADVERTISER THE ADVERTISER i t O.-W.FAIRBnOTHKB. T.C.1IACXXJ1 . FAIRSROTHER & HACKER, Publishers b Proprietors. O W.jlAIKBKOTUEIt. T. C. UACKEQ. FAIRS5ROTEER &, HACKER, Publishers nxsU. Proprietors. Published Every Thursday Morning AT BROWNVILLE, NEBRASKA. ADVERTISING UATE3. Onelnch.one ywr Each succeeding Inch. per year- ! - ass bh Bafiiwmriii rrtwr, m i a.m ,,Ui,..T.i.tJ.1 ..l,.,...... ,..,,, v r l- AS l." -V J TEIOIH, IN ADVANCE One copy, one year .82 00 .. 1 00 50 One copy, six raoatbi Onecopy, three months- &j" Jfo paperaent from Uieofltceantllpaldtir. HEADING MATTER 0XEYEKYFAGE H'MBB CFFIGIAIi BIH.ECTORY, District OfScorK. h. B.rouNo . -.-Judge. J. l WATOOK ., W1LLIAK H. HOOyER District Attorney District Clerk. Coniitv Oaicors." . jOtTV S. rrtJT-Tj - Connty Jnrt;e V T . IX V. MVV JORS Clerk and Ttecorder A "IT cfiATiKK. - -Txeaiwirer TU V Br. A r C, . . SherllT o m. PARKER , Coronei I wkh If. UAr'KKR . Swrveyor -iTrni CROTHKR. ..SchoolSopurIatonileia j f v rr. shook. J INK. TOHUIA J. II. PBKRY, -Commissioners ?lty-OSioors. w " nonwRs. T. ' iinr-RnRn. .. ' - mciry.H ., . , K A OsRQR-N. j ms. w. i.ovk . X (V)CNCir.MlC. K.-.vor .Feltee Jude .., Clerk .TrMHrer llar-mal i j T. Turn pc -K1 lnt Ward jo-itm! tv.tt. w. irnKisv.v IT ilir MARK f ..2nd Ward t,HVIS ITTr.r,. ' B.ni-'t')Airr. .3rd Ward SOCIAL 3HUSCTOK.Y. ChtiTohos. .TItItor!lt K. C5inreh. Survtcesearh Pahhath .Tt i ' "W a. vi.. and p. m. ani1y School at 2 , n t? Prayer Meotine Thursday evening. : V '.ViiiHov. Pr.'.tor. rSrtprlin CtinrrTi. Bervlres eachSfthbath r.t' TO..and7'41prn. PtWath chftol aftnr rinrTilnrTrlrf. Praye- JfMtintr'Wednprtay '"'null at ": o'clock. "W. J. "Wt.ebkr. Taylor. Chr-.i' fllmr '. ferrlr- prerv Pnnflar, a I' Or m. iml T- rn. HnTdivfcholatrp.m. lrv MATTnrFr nrvir, Mhloftary in chRrgo It. IMcn'.int- CnmK-rlnH r"erf-rlnn.-' nMirrhfiMrn"-!' ii-'i-trTtrownv111e. Per- i-m flrSahJf: .1 month. B. J. JOIIN- bos', Pa.Mr. ChrlHtlun rknrpk. -Tt.A.Trawier.Wder. Preneh- 'tir- very JMinHaT 11 a.m..afl7r(. m. Blhle i;. line awl Pm r mx4Hne rry Wednedav " ptilnir. . KI.Iot rtiv Rewre preaches the e'Hiond Snmlay In very month. C athnllc SrrJp every 4th Fnndav of each 'riih,"at 10 o'docb a. ax. Father Cummlsiiy, 1 t. 'Soliools. r..vnvnirTntonf:rj-.rtiGlcrion1. I.jr.Vo V n?'. -Pr-Klial: Mi- Jevrte K. Biln, Awlit 1 Tli School: 71 Txm Tnrker. Grammar T rtmnt: Mi M1" llitt 1rt Tnle-medlate: '1 Kirt r-ox. M Tn1enne!te1: Ml "Kmrna "'"t, 1st Primary: Mr.Canle Johnson, 3d Pri ma. 7. ToTrIof Hosier. . . ii-r t 1711 tt ir11. VlMllncnroth- r-- cr1-i)!v treVvin. Jnn T. Cinon.'V.P.T: W" IT IToover W. Rf : T. C ITnfker. J.. 1). Jn'silfTpmilf, mHifT-T Hatnrdar arter r ijYi. M1 Ora-- RUTrirt. P. T : Jites Mary 1 cL;r.See;-air.I.S.Miick..Snpt. "" Rii Tii'S'hoit CItiI)" Xf t the Srt Tneflay of "voh month. B. il. Bai I r.lVea.; A. n.ffll!More. Sec I. O. of O. F. Bn-rnTlHnT.ooErNn. S, T.'rt.O. T. Reenlar - , TnMv """nine "i ich ,,,'t' VKtt-ts- ...,- nnrtrtil!v invited. A.H.OHmore. "V .J ! Ochrtn.Repy. v-,nun rT T.or. Nn. 40. T. O. O. F.- -rr,, Mvprrsfititrnay. PhlHp Crother. . . O. T. O Kimer. R.pec Kxrrl- l.o.1ii No. IS. K. r.-Veet every "v.lilay ''vBlap In VasonleTTnM VWtlmr Kn'rtw purrtlMly invited. E. lladdart, C.C. E. rjiraiail, K. of R. S. . IVTnfiiTllO. V-Wn-n7alpy T!.o.1c No. , A. "P. &: A. UT. ViM meetinir "P'nrdav on or Iteiore the full - f '--h moon " Txl-oroom open everr SMnr- t-venlrc fo-lertn". InslmrMon and -orlal '"X rotrse- J.CMcNanshton.W.M. B.r.Sou- RrnirnvlHo rha-.fr ". 4,Tt. A. -S'lM't rnitlnc-f ondThnrsdavof oarh month. A. it. TijivHon. "ST. K.K.P. R. T. Ralney. Sec. .U rnrmcirmmaeryNo:S,TC.'.-Ptofi rrelin econd ?ron1a'" I" "vh monin. it. . F ir jiw. E. 1: A. -W- Nlckell. Rec. Uoo a-ifl T.Hyri-eln.vo.No. , K.IJ-. O-'R-. ?ir,. K. W. Furna.". 'f. P. Sov. R. T. Ralrjoy. r retard. A.nl.rhnptrrNn.tt.rtorottheertan a 1 Tiwnnr'ni:ii nmj -Irs. K. C. IIadh?y. w. ". SociotioB. r-n:ty Vnlr A0"lnt!nn. R. A n. J. Tnhn TlHlh. V1.-e Pret : S. Untvlev, . Os'-orn, v..-...rT..J, if. Trowhridee. Tren -or. Mana- -rr r viniv R fVhroi. r E. Johnson. Th as Balh . Oe. Crow. J. V. OavtL tt.t- r!n.tlon-R.M. BsIley.Pres. "a.ii. r.,ore.soc4 V. IT. TToover. C-nr-il VnJnn.-J. C. McNanRhton. rrest. J. B. ji V er. Sec ra':e D-nmntle f.orIn1lnT,.-V. T. Risers. pr t J. B Toeer. Ser. and Tras IrrPlolIt'ai fo-net Ttnncl.-T. T. SmlU). ,Mi - afnirtor. E. lUnodart. TreasnrerRnd Bwtl- n ,Manstrer. ' BUSINESS CAR13S. -it fi. HOIjIjAUA X, nra4utKln Wl. Tat si " nrojrnvUlo 1S5. O -nc-e. " street. Brownvllle. N eb. T I-. L. nPTnnVRT AT IjAvJ a- T,l ftftho rese. umce iu v..." .- " Mm t rAivf TTaiica li- lUie. Jirownvutr, T . 1 a 1 -. - Jeb. TUIili & TTTO VA8. ATtOK1KJ Jv f.Av. n-Hr. ovor Thodore III11 & Co.'a sloro, uro n- v'V.c.Neb. T8 "lTsofttok, J. A.TTOUKV ATT.AW. O-lce over J. 1.. McGeeA Bro'aatore.Brownville. '"e)r'';k. OSHOR.N. No. Rl Main street. Brownvlle. Neb 0"l"e, T H. BKOADY, J A.ttorr.ev nntl Oounnclnr at Lair, 0'Uceover8ttaBnk.Brownvlll-,Neb. -r t. RooERs. VV Att8rncyanaOouneclortIiaw YCIU 5ive d!Hent attention to any'c""",J,0fi8 " -lirnxted to his care ErunvIHe.Neb. Office in the'Koy bnllding. J W. GIBSUiN, r 1 L JiBI.ACCS2IITU akd horse stioeii P( Z 7ork .lone to-order andsalhifartJonKnaranteed T L street, between Main and Atlantic. Brown t P AT. CLINE, rrp. FASniONATJI.K VkL -"W"1 AAV nuuc..vi.r.ifc v y C TOr WORK made to order, atvd fits always B" ra teed. Remirinc neaUy and promptly done. i e No.aT31lnKtreet.BrowBVille,Nen. T M. BAILEY, SUirPKR AND DEALER IN LIVB STOCK JlROirSTILLE, NEBRASKA. Farmers, please call and get prioos ; I want to handle yonr stook. Oaice 31 Main street. Hoadley building. JACOB MAROHN, MIBCHANT TAILOR, anl declcrla FineEnglislj.Frenefc, Scotch and Fancy Cloths restless. Etc, Kt. I i& oofci.ivecuieforSpennatc rrhea, bemlnal i-ciil.nes,l!iit'oU?ncy. and all diseases resulting from self altue.as befobs. after. mental anxiety, s& Paic-1n B-rk or Jde, si-id diseases that lead to con-Bnniption.lnsaul-ty and an early crave. l"he H4e c!Ge ited'c.n -.n T lU!l A-1rh wonderful Hcccess. Pamphlets sent free to nil. Write for them and g Hill particulars. Price. rs. a ifvj-1 u ilr mm llle h- A MT Nlckcll. flyl-al ESTABLISHED 1856. i Gldcet Papor in tlic State." AUTHORIZED or Paid-up Capital, $50,000 Authorized, " 500,000 IS PBEPARED TO TBAXSACT A' General Banking Business BUY AND SKI.Ii OOIH & 0D1EEN0Y DEAFTS on all the principal cities of the Unitad States and Snroue MONEY LOANED On approved socnrlty only. Time Draft discount ed. and special accommodations granted to deposit rs. Dealeraln OOVEltNiTENT BONDS, STATE, COUHTY & CITY SECURITIES DEPOSITS RcceiverJ payable on deraand, and INTEREST al lowed on timecortlflcatot of deposit. DIRECTORS. Wm.T.Den, B. Jr. Ballev, 3f.A Jfandley. Frank 12. Johnson, .Luther Iloadlcy V7m. Fralsher. JOHN L. CARSON, A. R.D AVISOS. Cashier. President. J. CXcNAUO UTON. Asut.Cashler. BSTAB2LISHSB IN ??. JLiJ iau, o jl, t e rr ESAL ESTATE A.Q-EHSI OY XN" NJSlJiTSu&JSTJL 3 .AAS&2H Hooirere Does r fjeneral Keal Kstnte Business. Fells Lands on Commission, exr.mlnes Titles, makes Deeds, Jlorlgngr-, and all Instru ments pertaining lo tho transfer of Real Es tate. Kas a Complete Abstract of Titles to Rll lter.i Estate In Nemaha County. 'J- JL. SJLT23I Is now proprietor of the fW-f and Is prepared to nceomodato tlio public with GOOD, FRESH. SWEET Gentlcmanlr nnd nccommolatInB clerlcK Kill at all times bo In attendance. Your p;ronae solicit!. Remember tho place the old I'.iscoe shop, iliiln-st.. JLt Tlio GROCERY AKD PROVISIO 3 STOBE OIT Is tho plaoo to get Groceries, Provisions Confections, JFhie Cigars, Toilet Soap, Canned Goods, FresJiB utter, ttc, Etc., Btc "VVo also keep nil thoilest brands ot flour, and everythlnx ribUHlly keptlui a first class Krooery htoro. We have In con- fr"PFi noction with our J t" f 5 5 houjuflretc!j-s & Lab Trjnr, sun TWrTiflrfratlrf j3 ENDORSED BYV - PHYSSCIAMS, CLERGYKEMIAKD THE AFFLlGTfDJVERYWHEREj iTrlS OREATEST MSBSSA0 w TRIUMPH GF THE AGE. 9""& T0TTS, PillSi Dr. Tct? has suc ceeded in combining in theso pills the hereto fore antagonistic qcali tles of a SiBESOTaiso, Pueqative, Enda JPu mrma Toxic, c Their first apparent CURE SICK HEADACHE.! TUTFS PILL! CURE DYSPEPSIA. TUIFS PILLSmssVS; effect is to increase tho CURE C0NSTIPAT10.N. similate. Thus the sys tems sonnshed. and TiiTT' DEI E Oibythcirtonicactioaoa lii I i V a I LSbvE'AO digestive creans. CURE PILES. TUTT'S PILLS CURE FEVER AND AGUE. TUTT'S PILLS CURE BIUOUS COLIC. TUTT'S PUIS regular and healthy e- vnrmnHnnq rrn nm. Idnced. Tho rapidity rrlth which PERSONS TAKE ON FLESH while under tho lnnnencc of these pIKs, indicates their a daptahility to nourish the body, hence their efllcacyin curing ner vous debility, melan choly, dyspepsia, wast Inc ytho auscleislag rishnpsa of tho liver. Cere KIDNEY Complaint.! TUTT'S PIUS ,CURE TORPID LIVER. lUTT'S PILLS aUSPABTAPPtTlTE. I chronic conjtinaticn, and impartins health & strength to tho systcm. juiu evcrywiicre. Price 2S cents. .JSS?iy Street j. l-XEWVOSS. v HAESH HOUSE, JOSEPH O'PELT, PROPRIETOR. LI vcrr Stable in connection with tlio IIouho 3-Stnfre office for all points Knst, We5t,-Qa &-Norlh ASouth. Omnibuses to-53. S-eonnect with all trains."Cft SASiPi.r: itoosi ox nitsT Fi.ocn. BY THE U. S. GOYEIIXJIENT. fli 9wrpt- III IX M Hi ill? Lb &Z&H C3T3'EaES S"c " j SECZZSCECGC UNITED STATES POSTAL CARDS. About Their History tare. and Manufac- Probably no Invention of modern tlmeB has proved so useful In propor tion to Its cost as tho postal card ; yet It has been known In this country barely half a dozen years, and, like tho majority of really good things, is so simple In itself that its production, while second to no similar industry in importance, haB hardly awakened curious interest. On tho Sth of January, 1873, Con gress passed an act providing for the "manufacture, engraving, and print lag of postal cards,' as the redundant official language reads. Previous to thut, tho Boaled letter, bearing a three centstamp, was tho cheapest and least cumbersome means of sending even the briefest message, notice, or busi ness instructions, from place to place. Postal cards, cheap and very sorvic able, had been long used In England and other foroign countries, and their euperior convenience for a large class of communications was generally recognized. Tho above act of Con gress was the response to a very ur- gont public demand. After all details of design, quality, and general "make up" had been de cided upon, proposals for manufactur ing the eards'wero called for, and the contract was finally awarded to the Morgan Envelope Company, of Springfield, Mass. Tho contraot de manded a card three Inches by five in dlmenpions, to be made precisely like a sample furnished by tho depart ment, and to weigh 6ix pounds per thousand. Tho rate of oompensation per thousand was $1,892-. The first requisition from tho department, was dated May 1, 1873, and was for 5,000,- 000 cards. Those were issued and dis tributed to various postoffices that had ordered them on May 12. Though grea'tly inferior "to the cards now made, thoy became at once very pop ular and the demand rapidly Increas ed. Th.9 entire number made from May 1, 1S73. to May 1, 1S74, that is during tlio first year, was 100.000,500. From Junol, 1S76, to June 1, 1S77 tho last year of the Morgan Envelope Company's contract, tho uumbor was 167,349,500 while tho shipments from tho agency, for the fiscul year ending June 30, 1S79, amounted to 221,797, 000. Tho eardo first Issuod wore made from a poor quality of cardboard. of rather dark tint, and the design on tho face, consisting of a border, stamp, ruled lines, printed directions, and tho word "United States Postal Card" In large letters, all in red brown, was anything bat beautiful. As soon an tho uovolty and conven ience began to bo an old Btory, theso featureHreceIvedsovorocrIticlGni, and tho government was at length per suaded to mako a ohango. Cards of the prrieiit improved? quality and ar tistio design, which is so familiar as to render dpsoription superfluous, weroiesued early in 1S76. When the Morgan Envelope Com pany's contract expired, The Ameri can Pijototypo Company of New York secured tho "manufacture for four years, from July 1, 1877, to July 1, 1991. This company is incorporated under tho laws of New York, with a capital stock of $30,000, and is con trolled by a board of directors, con sisting of William A. Booth, George S. Coe, Mark G. Eidlitz, James Du thoy, and William P. Coe. Its officers aro: William A. Booth, President; William P. Cue, Secretary and Treas urer, and James Duthey, Manager. These are all substantial men, well known in the business world. Mr. Booth is of tho firm of 'Booth & Ed gar, the noted Wall street sugar re finers, und is president of the Third Nalionul Bntik of New York. George 8. Coe is prrtiident of the American Exchange Bank and of the New York Clearing House. The principal work of tho company, besides tho postal card business, la the engraving and printing of copy books for schools. By tho tcrmo of tho present contract the postal cards must weigh six and one-fourth pounds per thousand, and tho Phototpyo Company receives 69 56-100 cents per thousand for the work, a smallfractiou loss than half of tho prico paid to tho Morgan En velope Company. Tho process of printing, cutting, and boxing tho cards is comparatively simple. Last spring the company transferred its operations from Now York to Holyoko, Mass., and a snlt aplo bullditig was erected a short dis tance from the; depot with conven ient side-track facilities, especially for the postal card busjue-s. A long, nar row room on the left accommodates tho presses, slitting, and cutting ma chines. Oa entering, by tho grace of Government Agent George N. Tyner, who keeps tho whole concern under lock and key, ono notices first tho huge piles of cardboard ready for tho presses. This is made by the Par sons Paper Company, and Is delivered to the Postal Card Manufactory In oar loads of 3,000 sheets eoeh, ami the cars aro numbered consecutively, from one upwards, for identification in caso of any loss or damage. Two of Hod's Super Royal presses nro employed in tho printing and their clatter lasts from morning till night, six days in tho week. As the sheets aro thrown ofTIn rapid succession eaoh one is seen to bear the design for forty cards, neatly and correctly impressed. Tho work Is, of course, a superior quality of printing and requirea skillful pressmen Each press is provided BK0WNVILLE, NEBRASKA, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 1879. with a register, whioh keeps faithful rooord of every sheet printed. The mechanism of the regi'stora Is secured by padlocks, of which Mr. Tyner car ries the keys. Both registers are examiued.at night and the numberof sheets printed is noted. Again In the morning they aro examined to eeo that they have not been tampered with, beforo the day'a work com mences. When printed, tho sheets are allowed to "Beasou," that Is, to dry, until there isnodanger of smear ing the cards by handling. The num ber spoiled iu printingor otherwise is kept strict account of. Tho next process In order Is "Blit tiug." Tho sheets aro passed rapidly tbrough'Ja! mechanism of circular knives called the rotary slitter, which divides them into strips of ten cards each and trims the edge of the outside strip. The strips aro then taken to the rotary cross cutters, which also aro fitted with circular knives that divido the strips into single cards. A rotary hopper with ten compartments receives tho cards as fast as out, and when each compartment contains 25 cards tho hopper revolves and emp ties them upon a table, at which threo girls arc constantly seated, whoBe du ty is to throw out all damaged cards and bind the good ones into packs of twenty-five eaoh, a kind of work re quiring great dexterity. With theso two presses, ono slitter, and threo cross cutters, and six or eight men and girls to tend them, it Is possible to turn out 1,000,000 perfect cards a day. Mr. Tj'ner makes It his business to know every night juBt how many cards have been printed duriug the day, and how many of them are por fect. Stealing or loss is out of the quostlou, and damaged cards are promptly destroyed. The boxing is next in ordor. Eaoh pasteboard box contains twenty packs, or fivo hundred cards. These boxes are themselves ai'curioslty, be ing mado of a feinglo sheet of paste board, without seam or paste. They wero first patented February 21, 1S71. Every boxful is carefully weighed, and, as a rule, tips tho scales at threo pounds two ounces with marvelous ac curacy. Xiots of less than two thou sand cards aro forwarded to post masters in pasteboard boxes, wrapped In strong mauila paper, but larger quantities aro packed in wooden cases bound with hoop iron. A fireproof vault at the rear of the pressroom con tains atorago.oapaclty for. 25,000,000 cards. Postmasters desiring cards Bend their orders to Washington, and a largo sheet full of these Is forwarded every morning to Holyoke, where they are at once filled. A recent sheet of orders, number 158 of tiie current year, whioh was received at Holyoke on the morning of Juno 10, may bo mentioned as a specimen. It was for 300.000.500, which was to be sent to 193 different postoffices. The cards are franked through tho mails and ouch lot is registered in the same man ner as registered letters. Tho bill of registration sent out with a single car load is often a yard or two long, close ly written. Not a package has ever yet been lost. A special postal car takes the shipments to Springfield, tho nearest distributing center, every dajT. The orders from different post offices of course vary greatly in amount. Tho New York office tukeB nearly ono-tenth of all the cards is sued, usiug about half a million a week. The entiro number of persons employed In tho manufacture and distribution Is at present thirty-five. Perhaps the best idea of the vast de velopment In our system of written communication within a century, which the postal card t3Tpifies, Ib giv en by comparing tho cent, for which one can now send a messago from Maine to California, with the rates charged just after the national gov ernment was organized. There wero no railroads or steamships iu those days, It must bo remembered, and this "land of magnificent distances" was a land of very inferior transpor tation facilities. Tho rates of postage from the organization of tho depart ment to 1816 wero as follows: For a single letter which was defined to be ono written on a single Bheet of pa per carried a distance of less than 40 miles, 8 cents ; les3 than 90 miles, 10 cents; less than 150, 12? cents; less than 300, 17 cents; less than 500, 20 cents, and over 500, 25 cents. In 1816 those rates were modified, and a sin gle letter carried not over 30 miles was charged 6 cents; over 30 and under 60 miles, 10 conta; over SO and under 150, 12J cents ; over 150 and under 400, lSj cents; ovor 400, 25 cents, and an additional rale for eaoh additional piece of paper. England was the pio neer in cheap postage, but there are many men now living who remem ber when a letter from Yorkshire to London cost ten pence or a shilling, ana ono irom jsuinDurgn seven or eight pence, which was not a trifle In the days when beof and mutton could be bought for'threc or four pence a pound. At present the United States has the most perfect postal syBtem In the world, and its cards, coating next to nothing, is the medium for the transaction of the great part of all or dinary business. "What Is your nnmo?" asked a teacher of a boy. "My name 13 Julo," was the reply ; whereupon tho teaoh er Impressively said, "You should have said 'Julius, sir.' And now my lad,' turning to another boy "wnat is your name?" "Billious. ; sir." Philadelphia Press. BASE'S BABIES. A Parent's Difficulties in Getting His Children Baptized. I was detained over Sunday In Barnsbury, and on Sunday morning I resolved to go to ohurch. The first church I camo to, a small frame struc ture with a wooden steeple, had the doors and windows tightly shut, but there was a man Bitting on the front steps whittling a Btiok, and I said to him: "Aro you connected with this ohurch?" "Yes," he said, "I'm tho sexton." "Whatlsitcloged for?" "Well, mostly on aooount of Bank's babies." "Babies?" "Sit down; and I'll tell you about it. You know Banks, he came to this town to Hva a few weeks rgo a perfect stranger, and he rented a pew in this church. It seoms that Banks had three little babies, triplets, not more'n two months old, and then, be sides theBe, he had twins about a year old. So nobody knew about tho babies, but Banks wanted to havo the little darlings baptized, and he allowed to Mrs. Banko that to rush tho whole five babies into ohuroh on Sunday might excite remark, you understand. So ho settled it that he'd havo 'em ohristenod gradually, so to apeak. Accordingly tho next Sunday ho fetched little Jimmy, ono of the triplets, and all went off well enough. On tho folIowin'Sunday ho come a promenadln up thealsle with George Washington, another triplet, and Dr. Binns, our preacher, he fixed him up all right. Poople thought it was queer, but when on tho noxt Sunday raornin' Banks and his wife came Intochuroh with another baby, William Henry, crying like a Pawnee warwhoop, somo of tho folks oouldn't help sniokeriu'. Howsomevor, no body complained, and all might havo been well if Banks hadn't como along the Sunday after with Elijah jHunsi ker Banks, ono-of the twins. Every body laughod and Mr. and Mrs. Banks were furlouB mad a3 any thing, you know; and when Elijah Hun6iker Banks haulod off acciden tally with his hand and hit Dr. Binns, who was holding him during tho ceremony, a whack In tho face and tho Doctor dropped him in tho water, tho congregation just fairly roared with l&ughtqr. Mra. Banks turned red'asfrro'auiSlodked aa'If alio would' like to murder eomobody. "Well, you know, wo all thought this was tho last, and public feeling kinder simmered down on toward tho end of the week, when who should come booming up the aisle on Sunday morning but Mr. and Mrs. Banks, with Tecumseh Aristotle Banks, the remainln' twin! Well, you ought just to 've heard the congrogntion laugh ! I never Been nothiu' like it in all my experienoo. Even Dr. Binns hud to smile. And tho Bauk ses, they wero perfectly wild with rage. Anyhow, they baptized Te cumseh ; aud after meotin eoma of the eiders got joklug about it. One, they'd have to apply to tho town su porvlsers for an extension of tho wa ter works ; auothor allowed that ar rangements ought to be made to di vert Huckleberry creek and run It down the middle of the aisio of the church; auother mado jsomo kind of a joko about business being good be cause ao many banko wero in town ; another Baid that Banks would need about twelve pewsiwhen his family grew up. Somebody must havo told Banks about it, for what dooH ho do to revenge himself? Ho sends down toCIariau county to his two sisters to como and bring their children. So they had a couple of babies apiece, and as soon as they arrived Banks ho begins to bring thom to church grad ually, like tho others. You never seen such ineetiugs aa thom ! The ohurch was jAinmed fuil and" people justroarin'. And when Banks came in on Sunday with tho fourth and last of his sisters' babies, tho trustees thought It was time to interfere. Gettin' to be a farce, you know. So Deacon Smith ho stopped up and said somethin' or other to Banks, and Banks, quicker'u a wink, laid down tho baby and banged tho deacon with his fist. And so, I dunuo how It was, but In a minute there was Banks and Deacon Smith and Deacon Hubbard, and Banks's slater's baby and mo, all a rollln' and a bumpin' over tho floor, hittin' and kickin' and whoopin' in a manner that was radiculous to behold. "And when wo all como lo and got straightened ont, Banks picked up tho battered baby of ills sister and quit, and tho trustoosjhold an inform al meetin' and agreed to cloBe the church for a month so'a to kinder freeze Banks out, and now we've shut ud: but I reckon It is no use. fori hear Banks haB got Ills back up and gone over aud joined tho Baptists.'' So I said good day to the soxton, and wont In searoh of another sanc tuary. Newly-married husband : "This is a friend of mine, my dear a friend of twenty years' standing.' His bride. "Good gracious : Then pray give him a seat, fori am sure he must bo tired." Ayounglady, parting with a friend was nearu to say : "1 wish you would come upandbeour coachman." This Is rather a neat way of declaring intentions. A Blokiporson should not be contradicted." E3SOSSK23X "Always With You." Whl9ky kills more men every month than the yellow fever?does in tho entire year. Yet tho boardB of health"do.not;quarantine against it to any extent. The law hanga a few of its victims occasionally, bullda poor houses and penitentiaries, and insane asylums for others, and fifty thousand or so drop every year intofdrunkarda' graves. Tho general government, however, was sofrightoued about yellow fever that it set apart $750,000 last winter to oxperlment upon tho origin of the diseaso and arrest its rav Qgea-tThia is all right enough, but it cannot fail to Impress thinking people that we can become do used to suffering every day about usaB to al most escape our notice, and yet be startled and even horrified at less things to which wo aro unacoustomed. Chicago Inier-Occan. Old. An Editor's Cure for an Aico itoltc Craving. Joe Medill, of the Chicago Tribune, says the following remedy will eradicate the most Invet erate appctito for alcoholic stimulants, and a Chicago editor ought io know : Take a pound of the best fresh quill red Peruvian bark (oinohona rubra,) powder it and soak it In a pint of di luted alcohol. Then strain it and evaporate it down to a half pint. Ad minister aljteaspoonful every three hours, and occasionally moisten the tonguo between the doses tho first and second days. It acts liko quin ine. Tho patient can toll by a head- aohoif he Is getting too much. The third day reduce tho dose to a half spoonful, then to a"quartor spoonful, then down to fifteen, ton aud fivo drops. Tho time required Is from ten to fifteen days, and in extreme cases to thirty days. Seven Is about the average. An English journal frankly gives credit to American genius for at leaBt fifteen inventions and discoveries which, It says, have been adopted all over the world. These triumphs of American genius aro thua enumera ted : First tho cotton gin ; second, the planing snuohlno ; third, the grass mower and grain reoper; fourth, the rotary printing press: fifth, navi gation by steam; sixth, hot air or caloric engine ; seventh, the sew ing machine; eighth, tho India rub ber industry; ninth, the maohine for manufnoturo of horse shoes: tenth, tthd"8andbin3ffbr""carvlng7-elgventh," the gaugo iathc; twelfth, the grain elevator; thirteenth, artificial Ico manufacture on a large Bcalo ; four teenth, the olectro-rnagnot and its practical application ; fifteenth, the composing machine for printers. ..jn o r- Sn.VER. Tho annual production of silver is estimated at oighty millions of dollars in value, moro than ono-half of which is brought out of our mines. Of this amount not less than one fourth enters into consumption in the mechauio arts. From a report made to tho British Parliament, In 1S76, wo loam that in 1S71, of the nations un der the silver system, the populations aggregated S41, 000,000 ; of tho gold aud silver system, 139,200,000; of the gold system, 85,720,000. At tho time of the report (1S76), the following ohangea had been wrought in tho the threo systema: Populations an dor the gold and silver Bystem, 97, 800,000 ; under tho gold system, 247, 720,000. Incombustible Wood. M. M. Fol barti claims that ho has disoovorod a method by whioh wood of any kind can bo rendered Incombustible. It becomes, as It wero, petrified without any alteration in appearance. In tense heat chars tho Eurfaoe, slowly and without flame, but does not pen etrate to any extent, and leavea the fiber Intuct, whereby In case of fire the flremon would havo no occasion to fear that tho materials on which thoy tread would give way beneath them, if this operation has been un dergone by the wood composing tho staircases, floors, etc. 1U-1 1 CI 'i Canaries' Fits. When fits or convulsions occur to birds they may bo treated by holding tho birds In a warm bath up to the nook, and after giving a drop of castor oil, tho patients may bo placed beforo tho firo to grad ually dry. Bread and milk diet, with a little liquorico In the water, may be given for a couple of days af ter, or even longer, If the birds do not quickly recover. Thoy are tho result of Improper feeding. Driving after Eating. Tho di gestion of a horso Is governed by the same laws as that of a man, and, as wo know that It Is not best for a man to go at hard work tho moment a noarty meal Is eaten, so wo ehould remember that a horso ought to have a little rest after hig meal, while the stomach Is moat active In the process es of digestion. Many a good horse has been ruined by injudicious haste in working him with full Btomaoh. The Chicago Tribune commences a vigorous article on the next Presi dency with the words, "With Grant out of the way." Jeff. Davis used to contemplate trips to Washington with the Bame proviso. Globe Democrat. Friend to selentifio authority "Dcotor, how 13 a man to tell a mush room from a toadstool?" Selentifio authority "By eating it. If you live, it is a mushroom ; if you die, it ia a toadstool." VOL. 24 NO. 14 RUXXIXG FOR HIS LIFE. Fearful Encormter Between a Farmer and on Ox mad "With Hydro phobia. Reading Eagle. Near Orwlgsbnrg, Pa., yesterday, Geo. Herman, a well-to-do farmer, narrowly escaped boing killed by an ox whioh was suffering from hydro phobia. The animal had been bitten by a dog supposed to be mad. On Wednesday evening Mr. Herman noticed that tho ox acted strangely, and he penned it up in a shedin the barnyard. About4 o'clock yesterday morning he was awakened by hearing strange sounds in the direction of the barn. Supposing that one of his horses was unwell, he went out, and was surprised to see tho ox raving around the barnTard, uttering low groans and tearing up tho ground with Its horns. When Mr. Herman entered the yard tho ox stopped Its antics, and he approached It. When he was about twonty feet from tho animal it lowered its head, and, with a roar, made a rush at him. The man retained his presence of mind, and as tho animal approached he stepped to one side, but In doing bo ho was struck In tho faco by a hoof. Ho staggered to his feet and mado toward a garden fence, but the ox turned aud charged after him. The distance was about thirty yards, and the race was won by tho man, who reached the fence and fairly threw himself over it. Beforo he oould rieo from tho ground there was a terriblo crash, and the ox dashed through tho fenco, scattering tho boarda right and left, and rolling headlong over Mr. Herman. It didn't take tho man long to get on hla feet and escape ovor anothor fence, which surrounds tho house. His olothes wero badly used up, and his faco was covered with blood from tho wound caused by the kick he had received ; but he was not seriously injured. After getting a gun and loading it with powder and a handfull of bird shot wrapped in a rag, nerman re turned to the fray. Ho found the ox pawing the ground wrathfully, and pausing occasionally to dig his horns viciously into it, at the same time giving vent to roars that could bo heard more than a mile away. The animal's head was covered with blood from cuts received by butting Its way out of the stable, and great quantities of saliva Issued' from Its. mouth. Herman mounted a stone wall which runs along ono side of tho garden, and from that plaoe fired two shots at the Infuriated ox. Tho first shot took effect in its neck, and only seemed to Inorcase Its rage, "for with blind fury It chargod at tho stono wall and battered Its head against tho stones. The second shot, howover, struck tho ox In the side and killed It. On going to the atablo where tho animal had been penned the night be fore, Herman found tho sides of that structuro completely battered to pieces, and in auother part of tho yard ho found a hog, weighing near ly 200 pounds, (load, and gorod to a shapeless mass of jolly. A Forluno Awaiting a Claimant. Thoro Is an cstato worth over $100, 000 awaiting Rosa DIetohe or Rosa Noll, and the Oswego Times Is author ity for the statement that a reward of $1,000 Is offered for information that will lead to her discovery by Mr. DIotcho, who Is making an industri ous searoh for tho lost heiress. Tho story is quite romantioandj interest ing. About 25 yoars ago the Dietche family from Baden, Germany, arriv ed in New York, tered, and ono of shortly aftorward Noll, in Syracuse, the father of one Tho family scat- thc girls, Rosa, married Henry After becoming child, Catharine, Noll deserted his wife and went to Chicago from Weedsport, where the family then lived. Mra. Noll, three years afterward, returned to Syracuse and found employment In tho family of Dr. Blanohard Flagate. This Is as far as sho haa been traced. It has been ascertained that after'the separ ation Henry Noll procoeded to Chica go, and by bard labor and frugal hab its amassed a large fortune. Ten or twenty years since he wai taken sick, and, after a lingering nines'?, died. On hla death-bed ho repented of his unfaithful conduct toward hiB young spouse, and willed her bis vast estate, amounting to $SO,000. This will was admitted to probate, and during this long period of time has never been claimed by the legatee. The Interest accruing has swelled tho amount un til it has reached the handsomo sum of $160,000 and upward. The gentle man who was in search of Mrs. Noll Is an own brother. He saya his sister la not over 45 years of age, and tho daughter aged about 24. Mrs. Noll's personal appearance fcla desorlbed as follows : Tall in etaturp, bluo eyes, dark brown hair, and prepossessing appearance. Buffalo (iV. Y.) Express. A man with a red face, and looking rather shabby, called at a house one Sunday and asked for a drink of ale. Tholidy of the establishment refus ed, telling him she could not accom modate him. He urged her, assuring her sho had better do so, that somo persons had entertained angels una wares. "YeB," said shs, "I know that ; but angels don't go about drink ing ale on Sunday." Nev r reprove scrvanta before auj' one. .flOOO . 5 00 100 . 80 One Inch, per month. Each additional Inch. per montn. tecal advertisements at lepalrates-Oneponaro (leiluos of Nonpareil, or les)flrst insertion. u co eacbsuhsequentlnsertlon.SOc. ", All transient advertisements must be TiaM forln advance. OFFICIAL PAPER OFTJIECOTJNTY. Another Curious Spiritualistic formanco. Pcr- Lansing Republican. Mrs. Proctor, of Coldwater, visited tho Spiritual Liberal Camp-meeting on if riday. She is a healing medium and awakens much curiosity by the very strange manner in which her remedies are said to be produced. Having learned tho condition of her patient, the medium holds out her hand, palm upward, and in a moment a quantity of medicine or fluid of some kind will collect In the palm. Of coureo there is a great deal of skepticism, even among the spiritua lists, In regard to tho phenomenon , and at tho conference meeting on Friday morning a motion was made to appoint a coramltteo to hold a pri vate seance with Mra. Prootor, and lest tno truth of her claims. Presi dent Coffiuberry entertainod tho mo tion, but decided that tho committee should bo nominated by tho entire au dience, to be composed of threo spirit ualists and two non-believers, honesfe skeptics, and no member of tho com mittee should bo appointed who is oonneotcd In any manner with the management or the mooting. Such a committeo was appointed, and af terward added two moro to their number. They reported that thoy had a se ance with Mrs. Prootor. Tho lady's hand was examined and wiped thor oughly dry und in a moment there appeared In her hand between a quar and a half teaspoonful of fluid, whioh was examined and pronounced by eomo of tho "committee to be oil. Others dissented, aud aa they could not agree they so reported. It was, thereforo, resolved to have another and more thorough test ; and at tho general meeting on Friday afternoon another committeo (whoso names will bo found in tho regular report of proceedings) was appointed by the audience, with Instructions to choose their tlmo and placo for tho test and report beforo tho closo of the- camp meeting. Tho second committee re ported that the medium washed and -wiped her hands, sat down In their presence, aud in a few moments there appeared in her hand perspiration and a aubstanoe resembling lard, but harder. But a small quantity waa produced, not enough for a chemical analysis. By previous arrangement, our re porter had-n sitting with Mrs. Proctor at about 11 o'clock Sunday forenoon, fa the preaonce of another Jady. U was introduced to a lady rathor below the medium height with a slight bat woll-rounded form, dark auburn hair and brown eyes, and a modest and pleasing addross. She explained that she had been bubjected to many se voro tests siuce.her arrival, and being somewhat fatigued, the results might not bo perfectly satisfactory. Step ping to a hand ba3in;she washed and wiped hor hands and presented them for examination, They were perfect ly dry and cool. She seated herself. Tho reporter placed his chair in front and a little to the left of tho medium, where he could command a full view of her and her surroundings. Her lady friend took a similar position at tho right hand. Tho circle tbUB formed, the medium soon became ap parently unconscious. At no tlmo was any attempt mado by the medi um to conceal her hands, and her arms wera always half extended, In such a manner that her bands, could not come In contact with her body. While in this position a slight spasm passed ovor hor. Extending her left hand to tho reporter, palm upward, ho observed that it was still dry, but almost instantly it assumed an oily ap pearance, and there waa deposited ia tho center of the palm a white sub stance, having tho appearance of aa ointment and strongly scented with origanum. About a quarter of a tea spoonful of thlB substance waa taken from tho hand and placed in a piece of paper. It greased tho paper. The hand was then wiped clean with a dry oloth, still remaining extended, and in a moment tho phenomenon was repeated, but not more than half tho quantity produced that appeared the first time. Thia substance has all tho appearanco to the eye of the origanum ointment made by drug gists, and was thus named by the me dium. At about 4 o'clock Sunday af ternoon thi3 phenomenon was re peated In presence of the reporter and eight other persona, during a general conversation. A spasm con vulsed tho lady for an instant, her hand was extended, and the same subatanco was seen to appear. Wo are Informed that many different medicines appear on her hand fluid, semi-fluid, and solid. One peculiari ty ia that while the scent from this ointment remained on tho hands of others for hours, it paneed from the hands of tho medium in a few mo ments, and they became dry and scentless. Kow theso substances get there la a question which others may decide. If it Is legerdemain it has successfully defied the scrutiny of at least fifty persona who have witnessed It dur ing tho past week. The fact that theso substances do appear in the la dy's hand while open and exposed to tho view of spectators la indisputable. Baking soda ought not be dissolved In boiling or hoi water. Perfumes should be strictest moderation. U6ed in the The cure for gossip ia culture. t3K 13H -491 1 tf V