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.-xij-MC.ky.-llj--1, M-iiiHArjj-t .'ib K- TI1F, WT. LOUIS "REPrr.LTO: SU.XDXY, VCflUST 7, 390. G-OODEIOH HyLTTIDID TAKES .A. TTJjyCBLjE. IDE tiWU. DftlC IREf-JSES ro MBE'-MC, v rr fb.MERCYUOOnt- f AT THE HORRID I MAM COMING TH1S WAV; 1 Vv V fJ o fudge: LL 'jtjST tak.e a t , ,TTiC HQQZt: (before hecohh 75HftL-5END ( MY BIG O 17 T wiiii HIS TRUSTY -DOS. K , & Jk 'i"JC- v j?- ir--3T-ri.-w4?-vh.wr. J J .--4:14'? 3 4S NU & jfll v.ymqi ' VV.-fr b, r TJI5 lo DE FINEbT" 'ITZ ' OVE STRUCK SINCE1 tf ft J s) Ww 1 LEFT DE WOILD'S FAIR i -i y . ..' l dir yy rJp3j? i uui i i "sxw-S t "'JjX. ' TTi'-SMc- "s,- K ift wyfl j i uL Tit FIDO HERE AM HE CM SCARE AWAV DE tramp AJHEN ,HE foET-b READY. rs-z--z Iwoiud's FAiRT 4ER B1C BROTHER DOG?r? I y- r -J f3SS THAT A RBBIT " Jffl2MpJ--' f'p7) T f&f 5' x4 Ks, there u HE fa, ' VL3 K 5N002-2-2-2. S 222,-'?j; yS rJffs f TMm q h Kb b T? JKk 5ikv c,whZJm'M9 ft .1.1 FnK. V'KV J F'l- I 'VTIVWh'. y .o- ( - I 1 1 -.. --.. .--... -- MIHIMI -! V? H'T:TH0TC . . r k to lTt V-gSrsWKHB icr '"s I 1 H' ' .- TJ ' 7 "Lsss. ,M Uv W V U L ? -FA?"! Vv "ThTf" rotn'r Ml"! Mr'ly; I must trj to tmltp i fatonlilp iinii'c-nlon uiihR np iiiiisi: u:iis. ; I, bnuffA nh rich and I'll ' J ' M; ttt: , Mceni!orfpr Mlnptter. v i f " - a Little Willi": 'Tom now, Johnny, ilon't cr- nny morp. What ij'r pijln" for? ' IJttlfl Johnny "Why n boo-hoo-w Intl putldln" for dlnnor, r.' I got chuck full tiofor" 1 cot cnoush "Philadelphia Hul-Irtln Cn-rrfnl, "Art you n. rrclttprp"! pharnmcltr' i kcJ the ftranccr, icallilnit Into tho drug store. I "Vc, fir." nnnvcreil th flnijrKlnt. In41- ' ,3flfif tila n.rPlfl.af. ..tith via Tit1w framed nnd huns In pHIn slht "And jou nre a cradtnte In pharmacyr' went on th ptrancer. "There Is my diploma " Tho Mrnncer 'napected th diploma which liunc nloic-lln the ccrtlflcal. "l'oil hate, n foda fountain; I e. Do jou " pure fruit elrupi nnd the heat form of carbonated water' ' "Wo do, air Here nre the formulai and recipes. alo affidavits from the people who compound theo kooOi for me " "And jou hindle nono hut the purest druRi and chemlcali'" "Yo". sir. Was there nomethlnc you wlhcd to " "JuEt a moment I w.-nt to he ur I will cpt whit I nk for Po oft"n one mTliei i iurchao In vhat wftnq to he n rcllablo pl-ce. and finds out later th-it lie has been deceit ed All tint perfumery nter there Is Absolutely reliable oods, is It?' "lea. Indeed. Cin I fix you up a few ounces, or would " "Mo, tlnn'c jou I merely wanted to aasuro myself that this Is a trutworthj place, before I mal.c mj' purchae," "W Kuaran'ce ctcrj thine absolutely" "Well, I want n 2-ctnt atnmp. I rot one jesterday at the druKKlst'a In the n-xt block and It wouldn't stick to the entelope at nil. I told my wife It was n shame t.n 1 n dlssraco the way some of our druRRlsts are Imposing on their cuetomcrs. and " Hut the druKglat had moistened the tsmp, nlTlxcd It to the man'a letter, and was hurrjlnir down the atrect to mall it for him Chh aro Tribune. HIS VIEW OF IT. A JfPtnc Well Tinted. !?: "Do vnu think your pap would re etitp mo civilly It I were to no to him lid k for you?" fihei "Let's ep, I bellete ton hold a mortgage nn papa'a business. don'Ljou." He: "tea: nnd It's about to miture. Khe: "Vol? will be perfectly nafo In pp pronchlnt him at any tlm or plac that mar utt your own eontcnlenec." rits- v,:i tur fttia. Tntcreallnct litH Inexact. "Hate jou any ummer llctlonT" "What do you call aummer flctlonT' aked Hie pert jounn man t tho rniltsy news eland. "Wlij-er-somethlrR that Is Interostlnx without bcinc particular nbout actual facts you know," "(lo oter to the bureau of Information nnd cct a branch road time table " War.h Inxton Htnr. The Oilier Hoy Warn. 'Tou hato been In imothir flsht, Tom mj'," .ilil a, West Bide mother io 1 cr 7 j ear-old bo ""Xomo, I wuzn't, either," irim th,e dossed replj-. "Why. Tommy, I can tell by your ap pearance, tint jou hato limn flghtlnc Your faee Is ill) bcrnlchul up. You mustn't story nbout 11." "1 nln't toll In' no pturj-. t nld I wtuiVt in It, nn' I wuzn't " I'lttsburs; Trcsi. All Hip tlore Aiiiio Injr. "But his Ftatimcnt about jou is a tissue of malicious lies. Is It not"' "No; It ' a trry miliMtuntlal comblni tlon of malicious lies, with .i tissue of ma licious truthiT 1'hllaUclphla Ledger. IhIhbbuV A "DucKj," ,Ud the fond wife, "I am Koine to have a drop stiteh r-il-.t 'ent out to day for tour approt.il ' ' Good," responded the brutal hu'lmnd. "Jlodt of the m cpme In for my ii ipi rotnl." DIPI.MMACY. Joe; "I loves thit cir) -straleht I do" mil: "1 hen why don't jcr tell 'cr bo?" .Tnf "tVelt. ftp . 4li h..iv v .I-UI champion of Mils End. 'e loves r tool tVhrro the Cnulllpt Itnps. "Voj weren't alvajs aiich an esrly rler." ".No." anstvricd Mr Hhrsirs "lint out it here I lite now joii'tc cot lo cct tip r-irly to wike other -opl with f'p I inn in itter Inttesd nf bins disturtc 1 jourself." WahlnKton Sit 'lelodrnnin. "Mv darllnc," cries tlirt hero, throwlnc off his dl'sulbp. "1 nn hi I" "Ard I " falters the lieptlre. lajlPtT as'de her revert e ' am Flie' ' Meanwhile thp tlllaln cowers In the corner "I am If' he Bibbers, for h haj ttone m.ul under the ririln Xltn miy iome and men m;.- so. and all th tlnip me'olr.inu In Its essentials. Is the janui old store -I'ltlahurs I'rest. Mnt llmr ()nli.rnn It. Miss Hint "Do ttni know anjthlns about linsebill, Mr Btitidte"" Mr. St.ijlate 'e Indied. I wis con tillered th b's fuiilf Jr th'lrtstop In the countrj n feiv uits I'M' Miss Hint "Well, I n"tcr would hatP IhouRht it " ritfburc l're. Ilnpli III l( I'lnre. TMIlle: 'I'i. is itufe .mv difference I c tneen n tiolln and i fiddlp?" I'a: "1 e. lode"!. in nll. If ton hear It at a concert or opera It's a tiolln. but tihc'ii the m.tn next ilT plajs It, It's a fiddle." rhllndelphlt Idser. A llnd Itrrnltr. "Yes, fh" tPrlnI hlni h'-cmse of n had fnak ho made when he was jircr using to h " "A hit was t1--'!" "lie loll h"i hc was 'one In i thntnnd.' hhe IllnVs sh's onp nf the i'our Hui;-d-.d ' I'hilai'clrhla LcdKer. GET OCT OF IT EASY. "5" V1 yGMKrWjdjJnFi worcHoLxrr Mr Jiistwed: Taul, denr. all last night j-ou were crjlnc In your sleep. 'Olve m a highball, cite me a highball:'" Mr. Justwed: "Uuess T was dreaming T was er er plaj Ing baseball " Appreelnllan. "I am afraid j-ou ar on nf UtM pto pl who look floTf on toll." "Net at nil." answered th luxurlotis routh. "Mv grt-gTat.gTandfthr rrrkfd hird and Invested hli money, and p am quit pleaed with him for doing s " Washlng'.i r. Star. Trcet Iteat. M-e E.iltnnflall: "I feel tlrM to dealh t'ds rpnrnlnc I've n out till midnight the last feur iH-hts running." AT. VallUTham: "Ho do I. IhaTaroA toTipany frr Iwo weeks now. and t 'm all mm out. I et'i go shopping." Soffltrvlllt liurnnl. rhrnper at Any Price. "I see by the papers." said th Chi essoin. ' that a slnslo t'eket from Chl cisn to New "iork costs' almost a much as t ten-ilat- pxcurjlon ticket" "Wht- rot" replied the New Torker. "Ton don't hate to go back to Chicago with a single ticket." Catholic Standard and Times. Water. Hlclii". "H han't hen In wan street h,ie. but he ctm to ba nulla at home iheie" Wkk: "Ten. he take to atoek-Jobblng like a duck." Hicks: "You mean Ilka a duck to water.' " Wicks: "Yes, but why ba tautological?" -Safe, rnrTl CT1 -!iAt " " K D a Chollv: "ante I met joj I hit but ono thought" Mini nip: "Tlidt s more than I site m credit for' hum ix. Tin; liimk.i; Oter Ilia Sonp. They overhesrd his wnja and style Wera bad. tho waiters ay. In fact, they oterhesrd him whfla Consuming consomme. Kcimomy. Mr Marryat: "Wliat ara you doing with that piece of paper? Here, I'll give you a match." Mri Marrjat: "I can make a light with this. Why should I wast a match f Mr. Marrvat: "What are j'ou making a llsht for. anjnaj?' Mm Marrjat: "I want to look at that lovely its bonnet I bought to-day." Cath olic Standard and Time. A MoilernUt. "Why." asked the teicher, "did Ntbu chadne7ar fat grass? Anil after a silence the small boy from Chlcano made answer: "Maybe, tlvre was .i beef strike In llabj Ion." Washington btar. A Phnse Usplalnrd. "I'athcr," said the rtmall boj-. "what do they menu when they say lhat people op erate on miralna In the atocn market?" "My son." was tho answer. "It generally means that they are being kept on the ragged edgs." i " """ "Do trouble 'bout superstition," mid Uncle Bbcii, "13 dat It keeps a man dc timdlu' on good luck dat nebber happens or else nkjart of hahd luck dat falls to show up." Washington Btar. Teacher: "Now, nho carried off the sates of Gaza?" The bots (In cl orusi "Tiu'n't us. ma'am. We neter nt de citen" Tnr rnndlilntp's nerlnrntlnn, "I seek to henelt jour lot, T trut juu'll aid my Upv:. Tou drop a ballot in the fiot And I will do the rP""t " Washlnston Star. A Cornpr on Icp. An xtr,i rl'co o' Iro vis wsntetf. Aa le waqon was at nelghbor'a door, but there wis no emtll coin In lh hou" who-ewlth to piy for the d"slred article. "Well, nctpr mind." said mamma; "yon run on, nlanrhp. and get ft nickel's worth, the imn will trust jou until to-morrow. Now lllinehe th not accustomed tl dealing nn credit, nnd did not take kindly to the Mci, but wis motlng very slol? t" do her mot! er i biddlnif when torn words In 1 irsp letters on the top of thi mgon atlrapted her attention and sua cesled an uninswcrahle objection. "Hut he rin't do it, mammal TyeH thero on tho wagon! It eaya. "Not In tba trust.' " I-iprincotfs. iitt Tliey Don't apealt. "I think tint .Mr' Jor."s Is Juat horridf "What now. dear" "W by. I to'd her I hid been taking trg carpet .intl w.is tvorn out " :'t h it did 'he sij " "Why. the mean thlnir said fh hli nfl'n remirked tint I looked th-pil-birc." Ilrookltn li'-ie-' As lip ?nj T(. W!-niin: "To look at tint FJnsIl b nn jou'd think he wai n. tramp, wouldn't jou"' Jokelcj' "Well. I kn'w for a fact thit hi ha'n't a p).te" that h e in cill home." u Kntunn "Nosenp! Whv. Ids mansion In I vndon Is " Jokelet "Sumptuoii". yes: but he ealla It 'nm ' " Catholl- htandird anl Time. -I- TIME HASN'T CHANGED HIM. Starlate: "T Inve pretty good etating rower" Wlien I pulleil In the Yalo crow I was the only mm who wa fresh at the finish." MlsaC. Vcre: "Dear me! And jour at it Ing power Is Just an good, and you're just as fresh now 33 jou were then, aren't jour' , Her hai-p Anasre "You don't care fost ft b'g lious and lots of servants, do jou?" he kcd. "Not at all." sfcai repiid promptly. "Don't you thlnlj that love. In a flat would b delights ful?" he persisted. "Yes." ha n,n rered; "Iovo !n m flit, but not Ufa wttt ono" He. postponed htaj proposal. A Fnmlly Affafr. Toung Mother: "What In tho worl'J imkrn tho baby erv! n? ' Young rather: "t gufss he. heird mt say X managed lo get 'i HtllD deep Ia3t light." ?ot Always. Jonis: "Oh, well. X upposo .wo must akn tilings as they :ome " hmlth: "Well. I ihoui 1 adtlso you not to If tho 'thlngV luippi n to bo scarlet fetei, smillpoi, tv plinlil or brickbats.'' -Uuffalo Times.; H i I i I I i I 1 4.A. eiS .k.- 3 i -- -,S " -sV rt- -T "