The St. Louis Republic. [volume], August 13, 1905, Comic Section, Page 2, Image 62

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IT WAS SAM'S BUSY DAY!
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Jl armY I vP'fl affat ft arBaal wBwW M abb. L& Cv4 ArftaVaHmL r mr al 8HB, VHESK.
'maw' "ek "aaas" "sj 9
HE HAOTT A LOOKING GLASS.
. Our Artiit
tan. r
that
Yaaa, ear editor
feacklc akewt Ik
saltan to
top htotrscttcne to draw no
a day. aad tsere'e aheolutety
drawing. Wktr
nnanaiiua kiMr mb
: 'NJMi ufWr tw get
tTiJSSLl??!
any-
t collect
ktcago New.
aarkwod
They say made iwr kaBkajBt wkwl
be la.
gKS:rAS?ytS ... .in. an 1 r- "evidently she aevwr kti m pra-
aj?5i" "" nnam L-""-Wfco once thotwkt she was game to get
BBd latoder. ! Itf -CklaBaw fiMN-Hmll "
tinea bt dr iwUi
tammST'
t atria aukf
ONUt'l they coi-
atrB are
Herald,
Asw Vem
"Ar yoa Hungary r
"Tea. Mam."
"Wetl. cveae akr. ri! njL"-KarMl
A BUSINESS FABLE.
OBC upon USM Ml WMK MM ft
bo atcrrt orcku pair C 4fte1at
pvnsp. Whin b had ( fftlr Hi
tartp4 upon th floor is m UMt
U
twra ka4 sat kafB kaflfy
a twaaajr toaklnc-cuu
rata crackMC It l enly
tte Attrd anjaly tba dark aaM:
f nave a nica aanna Mat m
yon think you ara walklaaj ) air."
Hrre ha wklafMd ft hanfllM ftff ON
vrbiK haIa from kla poekat aa4asi
them to the cnatoawr'a via, at fma
tut rrpeattnx that thry watufl aaoa tfca
ownr to taaey Wmwir waikln an air It
ha woula hat ant a pair en Wk hoa,
"I !o not faacy that ataati?n at aM.
my hoy. xm. iff I faaded that I
walkinc on air withoat pair of tho
prtr.e li, I vhouM fea to any ft
pair in tne hhmj kop that uay
m wun tn ixa tnat I
tn ciid aeiani.
"IVf ha a nlca paat far paHaklftft-patent
ltthrm.- cantlnaaa tba dark, wbaaa
pruxcju!U nainara
ruium: "it mu
ffuh a4 oravanta
eaata a hex."
"Xarar aUa abaat lt. wpkiJ tha oa
taatar wttk tta af facMac: "I ran taat
It ail hallo. I paHah wnXim m 4oy
rtt.i tha taoMo cf a baftftaaalaju aftw I
aa aataa IB aftM aaaaaa par
en. In thla war I aacara hn
rtlw far aaajta."
Althoaik aavaral aaapla wk
tkla rrajw lajakaa. tha alark was atia aa.
aaaato. nar a oaaa ft ratftraac
B- to tka attack.
"Wi Tioto a Ut all
which tktaa poaipa war
pan yau m isr ift
it V yarn."
3avr wJndr rcTiafl tha
rapt fatuac "1 aovcr kafl
not waxt aaa aow.
2f yu aarcr ha n. yen otajM t try
a7- mUatf thadark. with the air of a
aktitecphar, II eteyeu know yea want
tnaa it
tatbaaa
aaa weaaa
ra jot akow
lata it if ywa
ftythlfts tw
the aha k Ma
tltr
tf TOO tV
at be withoat oa for
. Baeaaaa it kaaa)
ahapa aaa "
I ot waat if
aa way
taraa aaaarwi a aaa iiaia -iwara
WBM it. I '
the way 1 aat
to aava taa i
mm bo other
thaahra
that say foot atrca It.
BBwer taa sam. way
that : den't vast'
"1 am only truss to aril raa thlaaw that
yoc oaakt ra have. 1 am alrlna; yea adnee
x aoctor WOUM BIT K."
cwtr aa
tier tha
paaaa a hjp aM
akwaj aa4 aaorer toward the door. When
bakaa kla hand en tba aamr. he aaid:
-I WW ao down to Oylphant-Jenklna and
pay awuar
ftiaa
than you cbarar for tha
ar aBooa. ana iney win not
bob Bay baylasft pair of akatra or
laaodlat autajt Tber acll oa what
wa want, sot what they think you ahouM
have. Thar are there to do tunlnrsa and
BOt to aare lrvaa, They don't force their
Jerk to aell hair renorcra and lawn
aauwer to pVcple who want rufcb:r boota
and aatln aUpprr?. and you want to make
a Bote of that fact without Ic-.t of tint
and paete It la veur bj-ir.cs :Ht."
And tken ne departrd. leaving the da
featrd and discnnoUite elerk lorklni; a
aad aa an empty beer bcttl on an a'.i
heap. The aura! of this little fafc tt-.iches
aa that twa poorda of wild anxltv U not
halfao potent aa la a ton cf artistic and
dlilneaaUc Indifference to the censuxma
Haw of ft aalnna deal. It alao taacbaa us
that, havtoa hoo: out tha bait, ana abcuVI
andeirror to lure the Intended victim to
It by CBBBJna; yet honest devices, and
never lose one's head and attempt t drive
him to the hook wttk a club.
S. K. UVSKtTTKtCK.
Oh. Baptka three men appreachlnd.
imarry. wt wa naaiaa mt w" iwy
hate anether atreet f they discover ua
Why akoald wo raah away from them
Ha. they are not footpads, nor do we
we theaj paaaay.
Uatan. Cp them has Joat rararBed
fraajihM vacatloB trip to tha wooda. and
he win waat to tell haw many ish ha
a aad kaaa aBwakWla I Tl T BT a !
avk mmm n -- .
i: the aaMnd kaa MK.araerged from
hospital after kekm .reilevedof htt ap-
dtx aid Pmif: jrille the third w on
an o)uiunuviiv..Bt"
tBe
ltfl!
tb verpe t
Jack
ther tha
centiy
nanlty. an hftpsrUntit
ittj- awipiianrRan.
Ahwwt It.
IW klkorited from M fa-
Of fapartae. In London re-
hit rare
spectain cl hu
ar.d nr-Emihlr
Tou wtre born In the
UrJted States. I ibsi-ow. Mr. nirrrrnorer'
he said. "Tea." "And. like most of your
eawatrywam. prawd ef it. I preaatna?
"Walt a mlnrte." Barryssore rejoined.
"Before I reply, answer roe a qetlon.
Are yoa an EnalUhmanT' "Certainly."
"TbeB." aald Sarrymore. alowly and
UMOftbtfaUy. "yea."-Marpr Weekly.
TO MR PEARY.
Don't yoa want
ao tne cnoresr
To alt upon an iceberg;
billow roars:
T frolic with the pabu
centiy play
At throwing anowhftls) M w CO
SB our way:
To aeedn'l hesitate to tank We'd fa a
quick aa not
Where weather bureawj Bayer say If ga
in to bo hot:
The aun is Kroinir flercor sad th perapl
ratlon rJur
Don't ou w&r.t a deckhaad or BWft p
do the clzoreeT
WftahlBgtoa Mar.
Plana Child la ke
At n luncheon given by Mm AMoe
ber Kt-t)henr. tha Ulaatrator. at ker
homo at Mo Ian. the talk turned for
owblle lu Ih. vanoua charitable aoetatlM
that mi slum chiidrta outtaga la tho
cnur.trv In the anmaaer.
Items rkable lmtancea were narrated af
alum chl'dren'a lenorance of country llfr
their idea that- milk was an extract of
the znlikweed. that ecra came from tho
erspU.it. that mush was ft product of tho
muthroom. and ro on.
"Tno instances." aaM Mrs, wtepheaa.
"are old and well known. But let me tell
yon of a new one that happened laat aoaa
mer. "A little. East flMe key was m his flrat
country excursion. He toy oa the
In a peach orchard miking ft efcawi of
dailies and buttercups. At row the khtt
sky a line of birds darted, and kl hastaap,
ft young woman, said:
" 'Look up. Ixk up. Tommy. So the
prettr bird Brine through tho aid.
"Tommy torkd np quickly, aad thea ka
aid In a compassionate tone:
" 'Poor little fellers They akVt awe aw
s. nave ineyr
HowaefrTHQii
dWTsTyToo B
""ww vMwWeVa dSawfTaV Jf fsPw'fsy fp"ow aBfswWwfJfaf. ftwJafaVa? gjas ffaaffeTfaV asWsffAV 4ywaW ""
heard r
UtttoOM: apikBtttaap)Trrftto.'aBwwffjrnBTtolaBk
A a n llMBal
tJh! res. he oalte as OBtl
go In for thins in real earn
r arlld-K-or- chase he'tl apeak af
firrarards as a iportamaa." FkB
rreaa.
goes far wtthowt
Ab Awvwt
Tour euto never
breakice down. Aoai Itr
"No. that's tfte beauty of K. It'a ae
easy drasglng it back home, yoa know."
Puck
"TgLg " XJPr" W OM
BiaBytiatkBt M kipngijflJMBf awas
my mtmary. It was lantHlBg ftbaM
daflyasf
1 kfti aaawp kaatd It Mm ywap
Kasar. It wo aiakmialaf ! if wo .
tkiac bb tko iiTalar few Ko oswkt ymgr
MTJTr.kaaai itftB an
yarkpga) S ftw vftw a'OB smgj n.
The 3? S3 awtTao waedBArT
lAt kwlw. Vm WftB pm Bpajasm.
-Tftk gfllTiki tka aWBtt.
Obb aaawMat. yawr asaNar. WSl ywar
asaajar siadty iieallitt that tka jrtiiatr
wwaiWBBwmaswtoa4Atkaeat
TTftPJPa win pmbbbbV
"Tea. your
It was Uko this: r
aba-ty soak aa gBg-lac rUl I aawed far
the, mr rtaaTiiliTl lutn kMtt im
tia. bees tML an cried aH-awd tar Daffy
Oh. DasVdsLBqr Daa-vdH. I lev. thee
mm asevee wflL Tka ways aat g
etc
"Tots
TB.
!9
Hoaor.
hast hard
rMW-Deajer.
a: -Aa to howf
Kafdw: "Who waata to
urn m anm
mmmmm, aaw sam-a aasaBi mm.
taOrapmjBiiiar ataadaBf. at ff to tka
ahadkr
MMibt "Tea, ras paadojb oyoht
CMS Vtt WOt wwr jMtffVtL
rnsad: iMiaalCiataB oM K. okt
Owe deas)r paryearr
IMhlUher: "aSaramki rates AM It ay
boy. Kmety-atae ceata a
tato cwansr jenrau.
-DM
teU yoa yoa night
not: luat taw
to aaarry yew, eki
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