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As He Understood It.
Robert came home from Sunday
school not long ago humming the
music of the closing hymn, “Jesus Is
seeking the humble heart.”
“What is that you are humming.
Robert?” asked his mother. “I haven’t
heard you say the words yet.”
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Jesus sneaking through Humboldt
park.”—Buffalo Express.
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“I’m afraid there are no points of
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ANOTHER TRIP
“I’ve find another nice trip," said
tlie Fairy Queen, as she came back to
'Tell Us Every
thing."
Fairyland nn<J i
took off her star
shaped crown and
laid d o w n her I
best wand.
“1 do enjoy the
beautiful things I
see when 1 go
a-traveling," s li e
added.
“Tell us every
thing you saw,"
said the Fairies.
"You know we al
w ays like to
hear."
“Oh, I saw so
many I o v e1y
spring gardens. I
saw lovely purple
c r o c u s es being
Tdl'kod and some
were being pressed so they could be
sent off in letters to those away from
springtime gardens.
“I saw people counting how ninny
they lmd and one person said that In
their garden there were eight which
showed that it was an early spring,
for last year at the same time there
were only two out'
“I saw lots of birds’ nests, oh so
many of them, both in the country and
In the city.
“And I saw many birds building
their nests, working so hard. They
were carrying sticks and hits of mud
and till kinds of little hits of odds and
ends they thought would help with
their building.
“1 saw a clock width was weary
and which would not go until It was
put down on its back so It ••euld rest.
It had behaved ths Pome way some
time before T beard and that after a
time it became all right
“I heard a little girl say that they
had so many calves on their farm that
she didn't have names for all of them.
“And I saw some flower beds made
in tho shapes of diamonds, and lovely
pansies and hyacinths and many other
flowers were put in them.
“You see the people said diamonds
were valuable and so they wanted .to
show that'thetr flower beds were valu
able and made them diamond-shaped.
“Flowers to them were very valu
able and I quite agree. There aren't
many things much nicer than flowers.
“I heard some hoys talking about a
circus and they said that the lions and
tigers and leopards now did tricks in
the circus.
"That sounded very astonishing
even to the Fairy Queen!
“Hut It was quite true, of course.
“I saw a kind man who was taking
the usual order of eggs to a lady. She
was very sad, for she hod had much
trouble. And be went out Into the
woods and gathered some lovely little
trailing arbutus flowers for her.
Wasn't that n sweet, kind thing to
do?"
“It was n lovely thing to do,” the
fairies all said.
“Then I took another hurried trip
t.o the zoo. And the zooland creatures
were much excited.
‘“I lmd my picture In the paper,'
said the baboon named Chaema. lie
is a South African and litis a face
very much like a dog.
“‘We lmd ours In the paper, too,'
said two orang-utans.
“ ‘And 1 lmd mine in,' said the Ad
jutant. or Fast Indian stork. ‘And
they told about mv marabou feathers,
too. Yes, they spoke of imw handsome
they were!’
“‘They lmd my picture in tlie pa
per,’ said Leo the Lion, ‘but that makes
no difference to me. I do not pay any
attention to such tilings. They're not
enough to flatter me.’
“ ‘I thought it was rather nice to
have my picture in tlie paper,' said
t Ii e crocodile.
‘They told, too,
of how famous I
am for my teeth
and my skin and
they spoke of
crocodile tears,
which Is an old
Joke, but perhaps
they can’t think
up another one!’
“Yes, the zoo
land a n 1 m a 1 s
were m u c h
pleased about
having their pic
tures in the pa
per.
“Well, 1 had n
fine trip and saw
many things and
“I Had Mine In."
now mill i iim uiuR i mu gnmg ut
plant a Fairyland garden for all of the
Fairyland people and while I am work
ing in my garden I suggest that all the
little Fairyland people go adventuring
for .awhile—wherever they wish."
So the Fairyland people went adven
turing. some this way and some that,
and scattered all over the land.
Hut the Fairy Queen worked in her
Fairyland garden, for she had seen so
many gardens on her trips lately that
she wanted a little special one of her
own, too—and she wanted to work In
it rather than have it come by the
wave of a wand.
Why Called Silver Moon.
“Why do they call it the silvei
moon ?”
“Because It comes out in qcart^»-i
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Certainly Short, but the Incident
Gladdened the Heart of This
Indiana Small Boy.
When Governor McCray and others
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new reformatory siie at Pendleton
they found the ear already well tilled.
The governor sat down by a small
boy from Fortville and a moment
later asked him to exchange seats
with another member of the party so
that they could continue a cunversa
lion. Shortly afterward the lad's
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dated.
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and when the hoy reached home lie
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"Is that so?" said his dad, skep
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say to you?"
"Oh,” lie said, “would you just as
soon sit in that seat over there, son?"
—Indianapolis News.
Some Resemblance.
Gigwire—So juior old l.ongsuffer Is
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Various Kinds of Ladies Who Excite j
the Risibilities of the Writer in
Humorous Publication.
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dress like Kewpte dolls; ladies who
are always arranging slumming par
ties; ladies who arrive at the theater
during the middle of the first act and
practically stop the performance; la
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spend 12 hours a day. in restaur
ants; ladies who organize welfare
leagues and are forever talking about
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bridge playing with telephone rails, |
gossip and risque stories; Indies who!
are habitually one hour and twenty j
minutes late for all appointments;!
Indies who are shocked at anything
they don’t understand; ladies from
Columbus. O., who, having spent nine i
months in Paris, completely forget j
their native tongue; ladies who have J
never been understood; ladies who
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ladles who are continually dwe'ling
on the fact that they are ladles.— j
From Life.
NO TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS
Young Woman Simply Pelt Herself the
Victim of Circumstances, and
Went Her Way.
“I was walking along Fourteenth i
street," said a young woman artist, '
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was unusually large, probably due to
Its being inflated beyond its rated
capacity.
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and disappeared. Apparently the
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tion at the time and when she turned
her head, saw the balloon was gone
and I was going and she connected me
with the catastrophe.
“She eyed me malevolently. ‘Of all
the mean tricks!’ she exclaimed, and
then attempted to console the balloon
less Infant. Did I deny causing the
balloon to burst? I did not. I was
merely another victim of circumstan
tial evidence.”—Baltimore American.
One Day Late.
Moving t<> a strange city and set
tling in a new home had kept me busy
for some rime, so busy I neglected to
attend church.
One day the minister was calling on
our street and dropped in to see me.
During his call he invited me to at
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Sunday. I promised to be there, and
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which I hoped to occupy regularly.
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Could Do Her Part.
"Alice,” said the mistress, reprov
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I ever tried to eat. You told me that
you could make as good pies us any
cook fu the city."
The new kitchen girl placed her
arms akimbo and faced her mistress
with defiance.
"So I can. mum,” she said. “So I
can. But nil the leddies I iver wttrrked
for mixed the pies tbiinsilves before
I baked ’em, mum.”
His Versatility.
Sight-seeing bus stopped in front of
n large church and the lecturer
bawled out "This, leddies and gents,
is the church where Tony I’astor used
to preach.”—New York Times.
The hardest thing some men have
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Gent of the Old School.
Gipsies apparently do not take
much stoek in I lie newer feministic
theories. A swarthy nomad and Ills
gaily-dressed wife came into a cigar
store on Cadillac square, lie bought
some good cigars for liiniseif and a
package of pipe tobacco for her. She
demonstrated with him in gipsy lan
guage about something, turned her
hack to him and started for the door.
His face clouded with anger, he raised
his large foot and administered a lus
ty kick that was forceful enough to
send tier through the swinging doors.
She made no protest and they walked
away together.—Detroit News.
Piker.
“Daniel was a piker; he didn't have
any nerve!”
The thin. pale person, who muttered
thus, lifted ids lip with a sneer.
"He was a piker,” lie added, scorn
fully. “He only went into a den of
lions.”
A moment passed, a moment of
tense contempt.
“I." lie continued, "I am a greater
man than Daniel was! for I am on
my way to interview the cashier at th*
bank where I am overdrawn!”
Salesmanship.
The irate shopper was returning an
unsatisfactory purchase.
“You told me those were fast col
ors.” she complained, “and the very
first time they were washed they ran.”
“Maybe you didn't use stationary
lulls,” suggested Hie sweet young
thing behind the counter.
The Thrifty Citizen Who
Caught the Plugged Nickel
cTW
R. BROWN had swallowed his lunch and had
paid his bill. Cautiously he counted his change.
Here!” he said, sharply, “Take back this plugged
nickel and give me a good one!”
Mr. Brown walked proudly out. They oouldn’t
fool old Brown.
But old Brown had fooled himself.
!
1 i 1
Brown’s day was heavy and dull.
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