Arizona republican. [volume], April 09, 1914, Page PAGE SEVEN, Image 7

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Habit of Tagging Redskins Even Factor
Favorable Ancients from All Over the
Coyote Special to Leave at
8 o'Clock in Morning
Many Contests on the
Program of Events for
'Varsitv Week
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by Most Convenient ' Ap- for- Big Outside Attend
pellation Leads to Funny an-e at Second Annual
Incidents in the Federal Celebration City Will
State will Be Assembled
at Festal Board April 24
to Recount Deeds of Bv
gone Days
Court Here
Be Watched by Everyone
THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN, THURSDAY MORNING, APRIL 9, 1914
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Court: What is your name?
Interpreter: Obbygabs Slapdoodle.
Indian witness: Ralph Cameron.
Again; same question, this answer:
Thomas Aquinas. -
It is understood that' the prose
cution in the Indian liquor cases will
spring still a bigger surprise when
one of the witnesses gets up next
week and calmly replies 'that he ' is
Americanly .called "Tom Flynn.'''
The habit of naming Indians by
the handiest handle that occurs to a
white trader at any given moment
in the life of the aforementioned red
skin is one that leads to 'embarrass
ments as often as to humorous sit
uations. The above two instances
were parts of the court's report be
fore Judge Sawtelle yesterday, one
aboriginal son of the plains having
been named for A well famed delegate
to congress and the other after a
previously noted and still revered
thinker of some centuries agone.
It is told of Booker T. Washing
ton, the . negro educator that he
stepped off the Santa Fe ,limited at
Albuquerque one day and being Of
an inquiring disposition tackled one
of the stolid Pueblos as to his name.
"Washington," returned the imper
turbable one.
"Any relation to George?" pursued
the visitor.
"Huh! Hims me!" quoth the ven
der of pottery.
The quizzing that Thomas A. Flynn,
United States attorney, will give to
Tom Flynn, Nava3o witness, will be
looked forward to with some de
gree of expectation. The colirt him
self will probably be interested, as
he was seen unobtrusively smiling
at the rejoinders of Cameron and
Aquinas yesterday.
Headed this way for the Sun Fete
will be some of the best of Ari
zona's good citizenship. The -affair
gives every Phoenix business man j
and ,every resident of the Capital
city as well an opportunity to renew !
old ami pleasant acquaintances. The I
city Willi don a new gown and wear I
its- happiest smiles. . The flowers
wiM be. in full array to" add their
welcome, and the weather, as it al
ways is, is just. the right sort.
Many of the visitors will be inter
ested in the new form of govern-1
ment which the city has just re
ceived. . All of the cities in the state
will be watchful of the progress that
Phoenix will make under the new
management. City officials from all
parts- will, be here to get in touch
with "how it's done," and learning
- "" ,
' There will be a gathering of the
good shots, the crack marksmen from j
all parts for the meeting of the !
Rifle association will be held from
the 16th to the tSth of, April. Of
course there will be great numbers
of Elks headed this way for the an
nual reunion on the 17th and ISth.
Then the teachers will be here to
plan for further work in the schools
of this part of the state.
Newspaper men will, be in Phoenix
in force to assemble their ideas and
i thoughts for the betterment of that
great institution, "the fourth estate."
t Fashion decrees many - things and
j the array of new gowns and cos-
tumes that occur with the advent of
Easter will be in greater force for
I the Sun Fete and other interesting
events which follow April 16.
j It is a time for pleasant purposes
and much mingling 'mongst merry
men. It is an occasion when the
sun of life should have fullest ray
When the board of trade, assisted
by th'e governor and all his men, get
seated around the festal board at the
"Arizona Day" banquet the night of
April 24 there will be in Phoenix
such a delegation of old timers as
was never before found in one city.
Every town will contribute a pioneer
or two, and some of them will, be
more ancient than the government
which is now making Arizona go.
There will be a banquet. That was
decided at the meeting of the ter
ritorial dinner committee at - the
board of trade 4ast evening. Where
it will be was left for a future de
cision, but that it will be a big not
able affair was settled definitely.
Fifty pioneers is the least the
committee can get along with. Phoe
nix can supply some men who saw
the first government organized who
came to this country before it was
even, a territory. Nearly every com
munity has an old timer, a "first in
habitant." They will all be here.
-Most interesting times are in store
for the students of history. The re
porters will revel in the details of
Indian fights. Interviews on the
progress of the state will be num
erous and colorful, for the entire his
tory of the state can be laid before
the readers in the news columns. Lit
tle intimate touches about great men
of the past will form subjects for
anecdotes upon anecdotes.
Women will be invited to the din
ner, and will take part in the speech
making. For women have had a big
part in the development of Arizona
there are almost as many heroines
of Indian times as there were heroes.
and everybody in Phoenix is busy
to see that the best business blos
soms forth for the visitors.
Schlitz Brown Bottle
Claims Authenticated
by Dr. Robert Wahl, President of the Wahl
Henius Institute of Fermentology. We
reprint from his letter.
"Our observations, extending over
the last twenty-five years, have convinc
ed us beyond a doubt that exposure of
beer to light has a very detrimental in
fluence on its quality generally, but es
pecially upon the flavor of the beer.
We have tested beers repeatedly in
this direction, placing the bottles into
direct sunlight, and testing the same after
one. two, three and five minutes exposure,
found that the beer with three and five
minutes exposure became undrinkable.on
account of the peculiar odor developed.
The detrimental effect of light upon
beer can be successfully counteracted
by the employment of brown or dark
colored glass bottles, and such bottles
are therefore recommendable."
He quotes famous authorities to
corroborate his opinion
Authorities on the subject of the detrimental
influence of light on beer are:
C. Lintner, Lehrbuch der Bierbrauerei 1 875, S. 343.
Beck, Zeitschrift fur das gesamte Brauwesen 1882, S. 370.
V Huth Der Bierbrauer 1876, S. 127.
Ney, Allg. Zeitschr. f. Bierbr. u. Malzfabr., 1878, S. 273
Light cannot harm Schlitz in Brown Bottles.
It is made pure and then kept pure.
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For sale at following hotels and baru
C'omnicrri.;.., ,10t. - A.tams hi,.. .
he Auiieu.-r The Cabinet
hebaiikuxchau;e Ford Hnh.l
The Hardwick The Mission
Haus Herlit k's The Owl
See that crown or cork
is branded "Schlitz.''
The Beer
That Made Milwaukee Famous.
Exactly one week from today, at 8 j
o'clock in the morning, a train will pull
out of the Phoenix depot of the Ari- i
zona Eastern railroafl, loaded chockfui j
with Coyote enthusiasm and Coyote
loyalty.
It will be the Coyote Special, that
string of coaches chartered exclusively
for the purpose of conveying students
of the Phoenix Union High school,
their friends and the delegations from
the Mesa, Tempe and Glendale High
schools to Tucson to take part in the
numerous events of University Week.
Applications from those who wish to
have a seat in the Coyote Special a.re
being received in large numbers at the
high school Professor Claude D.
Jones, in charge of. the arrangements
for the Coyote Special attaches no
strings to the statement that the spe
cial will be comfortably filled.
"While this train will be known as
the Coyote Special," said Mr. Jones,
'the titie doesn't necessarily imply that
it is for the exclusive use of students.
Citizens who wish to see how the local
high school pupils fare at the Tucson
contests are welcome to become mem
bers of the Coyote Special excursion."
A half fare has been arranged for
the round trip to Tucson. Members of
the Phoenix and Salt River valley dele
gation will be specially provided for
with hotel accomodations.
Phoenix is expected to win most of
ts laurels in the track meet, and there
are any number of Coyote followers
who speak of the capture of the inter
scholastic track ehampionshin as a
matter which has been settled since
time immemorial. The baseball team
will also take part into the interschol
astic championship series. The rooting
of the Phoenix delegation will be aug
mented by music of the Coyote band.
Added to the athletic competition will
be contests in many educational de
partments. Following is the list of
subjects and a brief - outline of the
tests:
English
The contest in English composition
is one in informal, unpremeditated
composition, a test of the student's ha
bitual use of correct and effective Eng
lish. A subject will be announced and
fifty minutes will be allowed for the
writing of the theme. In judging the
theme both thought and form will be
taken into account.
Algebra
This contest will consist of five ex
ercises,' as follows:
1. The simplification of a complex
fraction.
2, The determination of the highest
common factor or least common mul-1
tiple of a set of polynomials.
3. The solution of a quadratic equa
tion.
i. The solution of a pair of simul-
tnneous quadratic equations.
i. A problem depending upon quad
ratic equations.
Physics
The subject matter will be work and
report on one of the following experi
ments from "A Laboratory Course in
Physics." by Millikan & Gale. Experi
ments .2, 3, 7. 8, 9. IT, IS, 19, 22, 25, 29,
40, 4G and 51.
The successful contestant will be the
one who exhibits the best arrangement
nnj manipulation of apparatus: the
most complete and accurate results,
and the most complete, accurate and
presentable report.
Home Economics
Tut enn'ests in household arts will
',- r'von, r.ne m cooking and ! in
1. fo(.irrr- A M,i ;. miking bfik
int nowdor biscuits.
2. Sewing Wakinrc a corset cove".
Chemistry
In this contest competitors will be
n"oive,i two pour'; ;n which to prf;-.im
. . of 'nVrM rv experiments, dcil-!-"t
w!'h n nirt of chemK-trv selected
'-..- f .:r-'rtesfer of hij;b school
v'k. Contestants will lie required to
-t in the ncersnrv apparatus, per
Vmti the experiments, write an accu---i
iicoop of wha' they have d ine.
T state the logical inferences drawn
"urn their evipr'monts
Rapid Calculation
A tst of accuracy and rapidity in
four fundamental 'operations: Ad
' '"n, suh'T-ietion. multiplication and
'fvlf !cn of whole numbers.
S'V prohlems in nddit'rn will bp dic
tated, each renuir'ng the addition of
'." r"rphr- of siv digits. When the
dk-tatirn i completed. each contestant
wil' 'urn hi paper face downward. At
i 'ign''l he w'll turn the paper and
voSd. When he finishes, his time vi!i
lo noted, and his paper taken up.
There is a great deal of common sense in that
old saying, and it holds good today. Only yes
terday it was forcibly demonstrated to one of
my customers in a blanket buy. I've always
said I knew Indian handicraft, because I know
the Indian, and my guarantee to buy back any
Navajo at the purchase price or more always
holds good. This woman bought a blanket for
half price said it was a dream in coloring, per
fect weave and larger than the one she had
bought from me. The man was going out of
business and made the price so low that she
bought the blanket from him.
There is the point I said, would you sell money
for less than the market value if it was good?
If the Navajo is all you claim for it just test
it, and I told her how to do it and if it stands
the test, I'll just make vou a present of the best
blanket in the store. She lias not c
best blanket in the store, but mv
limed the
offer still
holds good.
R
L. B
U. S. INDIAN TRADER AND COLLECTOR
At the Big Curio on Adams St.
SOME STICKERS IN COMMITTEES IflED FOR
LATEST MEKICANESE: CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
Postal Addresses That Have Puzzled Commercial Club Movement With !
and Stumped Expert Will Probably i Strong Delegation; Meeting to
go to Washington
Plan Action Scon
When undecipherable addresses leave
the desk of Postmaster McClintocl: for
that cleuring house, the Washington
dead letter office, they are all of that
undecipherable. That is the journey
some letters will take unless the colonel
gets some bright ideas about some of
the following Mexicanese terms:
Guaynamo ?
Bocay Buckeye.
Tilitop Tip Top. ;
Gyuncanm Winkelman. ;
Bonbeli Bumblebee.
Oro Blanco Guarzo ?
Garle Xew Mexico ?
Jilaven Gila Bend.
Foinichix Phoenix.
Tiumbuti Prescott? '
On the theory that Postmaster Hop
.kins of Albuquerque might be a Mex
icanese expert, the Garle letter was sent
to the main office in the sister state,
and believing that the Prescott office
mightfind somebody residing out by
Thumb liutte who deserves the Tium
buti missive.
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A MERE MAN'S OPINION
Woman wants the ballot, and she
would get it instanter if site didn't
want so many other things that tend
to divert her attention.
Uniting the commercial liodie.s of
Phoenix -into a club of appropriate
size and power is a problem that is
of present very palpitating import.
It is engrossing the attention of
committees from all the present
eommerciaf organizations. With the
appointment yesterday of a commit
tee from the Maricopa County Com
mercial Club, the roster of commit
tees is complete. 1
Charles Goldman, H. S. Griswold,
Karl Porter, Charles Koonie and C.
II. Akers belong on this committee.
The board of trade committee on
this matter is composed of V. S.
Humbert, Owight B. Heard, W. J.
.Murphy, H. K. Helm and B. E.
Marks.
The Rotary Club has named a
committee composed of Vic Hanny,
J. T. Whitney. E. P. Conway, T. B.
Stewart and Harry M. Blair.
The chairmen of these committees
will meet shortly to outline the plans
for future action.
Lew Fields is to have the principal
comedy part in "The High Cost of
Loving", which A. H. Woods is to
present next summer. Alice Hegeman
has been selected for one of the lead
ing feminine roles.
A LABOR OF LOVE
Editor You must remember .that
poetry i-: a gift.
The Poet-i-It is; yon can't sell it
nowadays. Idle1.
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John Galsworthy's newest play. "The
Mob," is to be seen in America next
fall.
those present that an excursion to
Iron Springs would be an excellent
thing; no time could be set at pres
ent as the Weather at Iron Springs
is still very cold. The keeper tyd
reported that he was still unable t"
ij very much outdoors as the ground
was yet frozen. The board of di
rectors was instructed to arrange for
an excursion later if considered desirable.
Announcement
Many ladies and gentlemen of Phoenix will be in
terested in learning that we are now located in the
New Padget Building, opposite the Eoard of Trade
on Adams street, where we have the most commodi
ous quarters, with air space, light, and ventilation
not equaled by any similar concern in Phoenix.
Our work is done under only hygienic and sanitary
conditions. We employ the most competent skill
obtainable, making a specialty of DRY CLEANING
especially of silks, laces, gloves and delicate fabrics.
Hats cleaned and blocked and buttons covered, gar
ments altered and repaired, suits sponged and
pressed while you wait.
We guarantee satisfaction with all cur work.
We believe the service we render our patrons is our
test advertisement, and consequently strive to
please. Ycurs for business,
Service Cleaning Works
Phone 1763
225 West Adams Street
CLUB PLANS EXCURSION
The Iron Springs Outing club held
an open meeting Tuesday night at
the office of the secretary. Some of
the members remarked that they had
never seen so many members of th.i
ciub at a business meeting. All
present seemtj to be enthusiastic
over the coming season.
The board of directors was in
structed to make a number of neces
sary repairs, and to prepare more
amusements for the members of the
club .and their guests. Applications
olreddy have been received from peo
ple who wish to conduct the store
and dining room, and from others
who wish to do the teaming and
various other kinds of work at Iron
Springs the coimng season.
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RE YOU INTERESTED?
1 Write, telephone or talk to the ARIZONA HARDWARE SUPPLY CO.,
phono 1231. Corner Third Avenue and Jackson. We can quote you prices
and give all desired information.
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