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rCU?. FOURTEEN THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN. MONDAY MORNING, APRIL 12, 1920 GRIDIRQrJ GLU POKES FUN AT THE CANDIDATES No Public Figure Spared by Washington Correspon dents at Their Annual Dinner AVASHIXGTOX, Apiil 10. Having arrived at the presidential age of 33 years, The Gridiron club celebrated (he pvent tonight by turning its dinner into -x national non-partisan political con vention, at w hich 1920 candidates heard their claims presented in a fashion new to party politics. :: Many were nominated and more were discussed in such a way as to suggest to all the candidates who were present the notion that perhaps they take themselves too seriously. The Gridiron convention was called to order by the clanging of a dinner bell, and when the delegates, who also included guests, filed into the hall and took their seats at the dinner tables they discovered that both great polit ical parties were heavily .represented by some of their most distinguished members. Among those present were Secretaries Colby, Meredith, Houston, l'ayne and ' Daniels, Attorney General Palmer, Speaker Gillett, General Persh ing, the Japanese ambassador, the Pol ish minister, former Secretaries Lansing- and Lane; Homer S. Cummings, chairman of the democratic national committee; Will II. Hays, chairman of the Republican national committee; Senators "Watson of Indiana, Owen of Oklahoma, . Harding of Ohio, and Poindexter of Washington; Governors Sproul of Pennsylvania, and Morrow of Kentucky, and Colonel George Harvey. The convention was opened by the Selection of a temporary chairman, fol iowing which it proceeded to elect a permanent chairman, who proved to he W. W. Jermane, the new president -f the club. The proceedings were mixed and fast and, while touching upon many phases of the -1920 cam paign, really settled none of them. A press section was filled with work ing newspaper correspondents, and a iarge number of editors and publishers tried to crowd in. Dr. Albert Shaw could not get a seat among the cor respondents, who also rejected appli cations from William H. Taft and William J. Bryan. A pair of "sob sis ters" who arplied for seats met the same fate. What's Hoover's Politics? The working correspondents, how ver, were not without' their troubles. "I was told to describe Herbert Hoover," said one. "To what party ioes he belong?" " T don't know," was the answer. "I haven't asked him since yesterday." - Platform plans on prohibition, labor, the tariff and the war made their ap pearance. ''My paper wants to know," one cor respondent asked, "whether McAdoo is for or against government ownership of the railroads?" "Answer 'Yes," he was advised. A session given over to the ministra tions of three mediums, who summoned spirits and made them talk by means of a ouija board, operated mysteriously without the use of hands and in full view of the delegates. The spirit of Charles E. Hughes re marked: "I would have been all ri?ht if Will Crocker had not fed' me those California ripe olives." Said the spirit of Josephus Daniels: "I am being punished for my Sims." The spirit of Vice President Marshall observed: "What the democratic party needs is a fool killer. Then the few of us left can form a new party." . Frank Hitchcock's spirit told the delegates: "It pays to advertise. I put an ad in the papers, reading as follows: 'Situation wanted as political manager for some candidate. Terms: Florida delegates on delivery. Fast color guar anteed.' Now look at the Job I got." The spirit of Robert Lansing sol emnly said: "May I not suggest to you, my dear Colby, that it would be the part of wisdom" and discretion to move your office to the ground floor. It is much safer. Cordially and sin cerely yours." The spirit of Secretary Baker sent this message: "It's all very well to insist on your love, but why didn't you kick me upstairs into Lansing's job?" From the spirit of Henry White came this: "Ah. The Peace Conference. I loved it. It was there I was cured of insomnia." There was a musical interlude, also political, in which Senator Harding, Attorney General Palmer, Herbert Hoover, General Leonard Wood, Gov ernor Lowden and William J. Bryan all found themselves caricatured. Mr. Palmer was asked: "Were you a candidate for senator against Penrose and Pinchot in 1914?" "I decline to answer," he said, "and plead the statute of limitations." Enter the Dark Horses Governor Lowden, who admitted that he had been honored with the Virginia delegates, sang "Carry Me Back to Old Virginny." Nearly all of the candidates sang their claims to sit in the White House, after which President Jermane an nounced: "After looking this bunch over the chair announces the convention is not yet ready to vote. There , are some dark horses down in the pasture which we wish to inspect before taking deci sive action." The political status of the peace treaty also was considered. Three chefsf irt full regalia appeared in the center of the hall and proceeded to concoct a peace pudding, which they promised would be the last word in artistic per fection. The pudding, it appeared, was planned to have 14 points of perfec tion, but at the last minute it was found necessary to eliminate a number of the points. The trio of chefs la bored diligently explaining the ingred ients as they mixed. The pudding finally was covered with an icing ap proved by 49 members of the senate, but not sooner had the icing settled into place when the pudding exploded with a loud report, scattering the contents all over the chefs. "Xow-we can't even pocket It," ob served one of them sadly. At one point the convention was in terrupted by the invasion of a gor geously dressed woman, who demanded in loud tones to be shown to a seat. The "woman" declared that she had been elected a member and that, if nec essary, she would throw a man out in order to get a place at the table, "If the women don't get self deter mination," she said, "there'll be male extermination." When finally informed that it was impossible to admit a woman to a Grid iron dinner she promptly removed her skirts, to the threatened scandal of the convention and it was discovered that the "woman" was a newly elected member of the club. There were speeches by Secretary Ctrlby, Speaker-Gillett, Prince Casimir Lubowski, the Polish minister; Colonel George Harvey, General Pershing and Governor Morrow. . Reporters, how ever, are never present at Gridiron club dinners so the speeches were not 'eported. THEATER 717 Phone 717 Brandon Bros. Mgrs. 3 NIGHTS April 15, 16, 17 THE. GREATEST. GRANDEST AND MOST SUMPTUOUS EXPENDITURE of MASTODONIC AND MEGATHERIUM. MINSTRELSY EVER OFFERED IN THE HISTORY Of BURNT CORK. COLWT'M FIFTY SORROW-DEFYING, GlOOrVDISPELLINQ JOY-INSPIRING. LAUGH-PROU0KJNG. BURNT CORK CElE&llTIEt . A jr.- a - fcW. I AN UNPRECEDENTED AGGLOMERATION f WORLD WIDE NOTABLES. J CONCEPTION AND MARVELOUS IN FINAL ACHIEVE1MEN T i SOT IB HTIffVP ring circus .3-" a MQST MAMMOTH. Mflmriniic munificent Miminti .MINSTREL MONOPOLY. EMBRACING ALL THAT rvT(adr,iiMrr raniDncciiivrntmivc iirj-.trriiur.iNt . ma W 1 MONSTER STREET PARADE 11:45 A. M. 50 -ALL WHITE--50 SOME;OF THE SPECIAL FEATURES GEORGE, WILSON AND Jimmy Wall, Jack Kennedy, Lee Edmonds, William Hallett, Herbert .Wulson, Fred Freddy, Carl Craves, Ed. Denys, Max Maxen, Three Mu sical Gates, William Markwith, James Brady, Eddie Gallacher, Jack Hayes, Johnny Buckley, Walter Markwith and 30 other singers, dancers and comedians. Including THE MARKWITH BROS. FAMOUS SAXAPHONE QUINTETTE Thirty-piece Military Band and Orchestra Guaranteed to be the greatest minstrel show ever brought to Phoenix Prices: Nights, $1.00 to $2.C0; JVIatinee Saturday, 50c to $1.50 . Seat Sale Today at Nine A. M, Box Office START TODAY TO SE OUQTA FDR e h IN Pla.ns for the' observance of Ameri ca's Gift to France in all the schools of the state of Arizona have been about completed by the State Depart ment of Education, and commencing today and continuing- until Saturday, April 17, contributions will be made in every village, town and city in the state for the fund tha-t is to pay for the great Marne Memorial, which will be the gift of the United States to France in commemoration of the' first battle of the Maine. Little committees of school children have been formed for the work of mak ing collections. Any contribution from a penny to the largest amount within one's means will be acceptab!e. Cardinal Gibbons ha issued the fol lowing statement appealing for support for America's gift to Frantfe: "When this statue stands on the Marne," says the cardinal, "it will be a testimonial for all time of America's regard for what Fra.nce has done for us." He points out that it is not so much a question of how much money for the sum is small and can easily be raised but "rather is it a question of how many people will wish to be represented. "America's Gift to France is a beau tiful tribute to the French soldiers for their great victory at the Marne In defense of world civiliza-tion. The memorial is proof of the deep love that the United States has for France. "I believe the American people have a splendid opportunity by this gift to give the French people some tangible evidence of the bond of friendship that has so long existed. When this statue stands on the Marne it will be a testi monial for all time of America's regard for what France has done for us. "Our debt to France goes back to the War of the Revolution. Wltnoui the help of Lafayette, Rochambeau, d'Estaing and de Grasse, our inde pendence would undoubtedly never have been achieved. France came to our assistance In the hour of our need; she supported the cause of America and of the whole world in one of the most crucial hours of all history when she hurled back the Germans at the Marne. "When I think of our attitude toward France I recall the words, of the late Archbishop Ireland: " 'An American learns to love France when learning the history of his coun try. The past has not ceased to aci on the present. American senttmem cannot detach itself from France..' "The appeal of 'America's Gift. to France' will have the far-reaching ef fect that it should have if there is a very -wide representation in the giv ing. It is not a question of how much money. Rather is it a question of how many people will wish to be rep resenred. .'t is highly desirable that the Marne statue be supported by as many Americans as possible," says the cardinal. "The gift that France made to this country was the Statue of Liberty, the tribute of France to her sister repuD lic. Today that monument stands symbolic of the principles of liberty and freedom which are priceless to America, and France. "I cannot think of a better way to participate in a movement that so enurender patriotism and good feeling between nations tnan 'America's Giti to France.' Here every person, aduit and child, has the opportunity to snow nis or her sentiments toward Franco. Let each who cares to contribute in come a part of this worthy cause so tnat France may know that America has responded willingly and freely as is her custom." I AMUSEMENTS Will Rogers at the Columbia Inimitable, irrisistable Will Rogers has won fresh laurels as the 'no good guy who made good" in "Jubilo", the vivid picturization of the famous Sat urday Evening l'ost story by Ben Ames Wiliams, the feature picture at the Columbia theater today and to morrow. That the story is delightfully entertaining and refreshingly satisfy ing every' person of the many who saw its premiere showing yesterday wili agree, for Will Rogers and a Saturday Evening Post story together cannot be anything but popular. As Jubilo, the hobo hero of the story. Will Rogers has an ideally suited role, and he makes the most of it. Jubilo is a tramp, a "no good guy." But his wanderings lead him into seeing a train robbery, and then into a series of amazing adventures when he gets work on a farm to wait around and see the events ho thinks will follow the robbery. A romance of unsual appeal and interest runs through the story. for on the farm Jubilo meets a girl, and nearly every situation has a good ly quota of smiles, for JuDilo has a DA1ICE at the AMERICAN Every niflht except Sunday. You will also find the AMERICAN ORCHESTRA ' AT FOREST PARK (Formerly Morley's) Every Sunday Night From 8:30 On OUR MOTTO: " THE BEST MUSIC Omar Toft, Manager (PLAZA LAST TIME TODAY D.W.GRIFFITH'S Greatest. Masterpiece "Hearts of The World" IN 12 REELS Continual Show Every 2i Hours from 11 a. m. to 11:30 p. m WILL BE SHOWN AT THE PLAZA REGULAR ADMISSION part to play to satisfy hi3 curiosity, and he play3 it. Supporting Will Rogers in "Jubilo" is a splendid cast, and the story Is admirably scened. ' Augmenting num bers are Mutt and Jeff, the Bray Fic to graph and a Pollard comedy. Peacock Milkmaids of Phoenix are promised generous rewards for an exhibition of their skill at the big barn dance which will be given at the Peacock next Thursday night. One of the most in teresting features of this entertain ment will be a gentle cow, which will hold the center of the dance floor and give forth milk for those versed in the art of getting it. To each feminine dancer who succeeds in milking the cow will be given a big box of Dono frio's chocolates. Always introducing something novel in the line of entertainment at the Peacock, Manager Walter Willis Pow ell promises the barn dance to be a r"eal cheer-making innovation. Special decorations are being prepared for the event and the immense dance hall will be transformed into a picturesque glimpse of "down on the farm." Some of the patrons of the "dance hall beau tiful" have indicated their intention of wearing rurallte garb for the special event and all members of the orches tra and the entertainment staff will appear in bucolic attire. Reservations for tables next Thursday night are now being made. ' Elks Guy Bates Post, who is now repeat ing in the. far West the; emphatic tri umphs he has scored in eastern cities through the medium or his great work in "The Masquerader," and who comes for a 5 days' stay at the Elks theater, starting Sunday,- April IS, is a pro duction of dramatic stock in Cali fornia. In a conversation a few days ago with San Francisco writers. Post told w-ith enthusiasm about his school days. He attended Trinity school at Mission and Eleventh streets in San Francisco, and among his comrades were Mayor James Rolph of San Francisco and George Hind, Rolph's associate in bus iness. Post actually started his stage career in Chicago, but after a brief season, returned to the coast, playing a long engagement in Seattle and other dramatic stock centers. So pro nounced was his ability at general characterization that he caught the eye of New York producers and it was not long before Post revisited the coast in "The Heir to the Hoorah." ' It was not until Richard Walton Tully's famous "Omar, the Tent maker" that Post's histrionic talents were fully appreciated by the theater going public and the production of "The Masquerader" has resulted in Post being uniformly hailed ,as the first actor in the land. "The Woman In Room 13" "The Woman In Room 13." Pauline Frederick's latest Goldwyn production, which will be the attraction at the Columbia theater on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday la classed as a detective mystery story. With the fine dramatic art of Miss Frederick ever present throughout the story and the deft hand of irectoi Frank Lloyd marshaling and building a structure of dramatic and dynamic scenes Samuel Shipman a.nd Max Mar cin's story at once becames an absorb ing photoplay and a mirror of;life as it is known n every city of the coun try. "The Woman In Room 13" was one of the most pronounced stage suc cesses of a few years ago and Frank Lloyd has taken the main episodes or the story and converted them into photoplay of unusual merit. And there is a new angle to the plot that de velops into a situation so strongly dramatic and mystifying as to create a feeling of sublime tenseness at the climax. While the story is of unusuat interest, the cast is doubly so because of the names of the players portray ing the important roles, a roster of artists that fully measure up to the all too often miscalled all star cast. With Pauline Frederick as Laura Bruce; John Bowers, Paul Ramsey; Charles Clary, John Bruce; Robert McKim. Dick Turner; Sydney Ains- THE PEACOCK THE DANCE BEAUTIFUL GREENLOH & FRISH THOSE HARMONY BOYS GERTRUDE PARISH THE HIT OF THE SEASON EDNA PAULA REVARE Teacher of Dancing . Admission 10c, Ladies Free Dance 5c .11 ELKS 1 THEATRE PHOENIX 5 NIGHTS COM. 2 MATS. APRIL Matinees Sunday and Wednesday PRICES First Floor nad Front of Balcony, $3.00. Remainder of Bal cony, $2.50, $2.00; Gallery, $1.00. : All Seats Reserved. Mail Orders Now. Box Office Sale Opens Tuesday, April 13 NEW YORK BOSTON CHICAGO Oh Year Four Months Six Month AUSTRALIA Four Months Original cast and production intact on Transcontinental tour, including massive double revolving stages, two complete me chanical crews, triple electrical equipment, requires three cars to transport. Present ing the irradicent bubble of humanity. HOJV TO ORDER TICKETS BY MAIL Send check or Post Office Money Order to the manager of the theatre, for the amount of ticket purchase, PLUS war tax of ten per 'cent. Enclose a self-addressed Stamped envelope, to insure safe return and avoid error in name or address. Mail orders are filled in order received as soon as they reach the theatre manager YOU THUS AVOID WAITING IN LINE AT THE TICKET WINDOW. ' NO PHONE ORDERS ACCEPTED NO SEATS LAID ASIDE wort', Andy Lewis; Emily Chichester, Harriet Marsh, ' and Marguerite Snow, an old Thanhauser .favorite who re turns to the screen In the characteri- zation of Edna Crane, Director Lloyd has produced a picture drama in whicn the characters a.re natural and do the things they would do and the things that are done in the everyday .lire about us. - "The Last Straw"at The Hip Buck Jones is the attraction for the final showings at the Hip today offering his first picture "The Last Straw". This youngster is the latest find !n screendom. He is conceded one of the most clever horsemen who ever sat in a saddle, and his work in this pic ture demonstrates beyond all question that he is destined .to becomo, one oi the greatest western delineators before the public. "The Last ?traw" is a fast western story, calling for excit ing action and lots, of it, thrilling stunts, and compelling suspense, com bined with an appealing and' heart reaching love story that Is accentuated through the obstacles set in the path of the cowboy all of which he has to overcome to attain the happiness of his heart's desire. - Mutt and Jeff furnish -the comedy end of the program offering "The Nooze Reel" another of Bud Fisher's sure fire laughing hits, featuring the famous cartoon comedians. Tomorrow starts the engagement or j Bea-triz Michelena in "The Heart or Juanita". -4 tj rws .... A LONG LIFE On With The Dance", at Strand In "On With the Dance" the Strand is at present offering one of the sea son's decidedly brilliant offerings, and a. production that has succeeded in in corporating the alluring environment of Xew York life with an appealing and unusual love story with an excel lence that is seldom attained in motion pictures. There is nothing over drawn in the story its very charm lies in its strict regard for correct detail. The very nature of the offering calls for the introduction of many amazing brilliant sceues. Those "shots' de picting the interior of New York's fa mous Broadway "jazz palaces" excel anything yet seen on tho screen, while the true to life scenes from the East Side the Bowery the famous "brown stone front" neighborhood the stock exchange are a marvel of ingenius di rection. The added attractions are a Fox Sunshine comedy "The Roaming Bathtub", the Prizma and the Pathe News which contains views of the re cent overflowing of the Roosevelt dam, as well as the children's drill at the Monroe Street school recently. EAGLE Shirts have the stam ina to withstand the stress and strain of an active life the wear and tear of the weekly tub. Stamina of yams, of weave, stam ina of thread, of stitching; these mark the product of a maker with over fifty years of successful manufacturing experience. Eagle Shirts WEAR. Every shirt the ultimate in value Yoirll do better at Stein-Bloch-Clothes American Phoenix hostesses, apparently bent upon making the spring season even more gay than the winter months were, are finding that the American fits de lightfully into their plans. Dancing is, of course, the favorite recreation or spring, but if one's home is small a dancing party can not be successfully given there. Follow this thought with that of the American with its cordiai managers, Mr. and Mrs. Toft. Make your arrangements with them for reservations and the success of youi dance which is to follow a dinner at Columbia TODAY TOMORROW j-. i i rutins f ri ' w , If 1 Samuel Ooldwqi WULL ROGER! JIUEBLO BEN AMES WILLIAMS CLARENCEG RADGES. From the noted Saturday Evening Post story The rural romance of a "no-good guy" who made good. A little pathos, just enough thrills, lots of smiles. It satisfies. Also MUTT AND JEFF . BRAY PICTOGRAPH POLLARD COMEDY home or to precede a midnight supper is assured. The assurance is of course baed upon tho music of the Ameri can orchestra, long acknowledged to be beyond compare, and the careful cour tesy which is always accorded tne American's guests.. Bessie Love at the La man For the' last showing today, the La mara offers Bessie Love in her charm ing Vitagraph drama "Pegeen". A story of a rural community, Bessie Love has made of the character "Peg a masterpiece of sympathy a monu ment of versatility, and an achieve ment that will rank jas among her most efficient work before the camera. It tells the tale of a little waif in the community which the author has named "Happy Hollow". Taken in and moth ered by Miss Moran, the girl's disposi tion soon begins to make itself felt in the sunshine and cheer Foe brings to others When it comes to her atten tion that her benefactress is going ic be made marry a man she does not love "Peg's" plan to stop the pro ceedings proves one of the most novel treatments of a plot. The climax finds itself in the happy culmination of the many-sided romance wnic-i. before the end finds "Peg"' in the toils of Cupid's embrace as well as Mi.-s Moran. The added attraction is "Hell's Ha-i: Acre". Tomorrow brings Jack Dempsov again in another "Of his Daredevil Jack pictures. COLUMBIA THEATER 4 DAYS STARTING WEDNESDAY (Continuous 1:00 P. M. to 11:00 P. M. DICTAPHONE FAILS! MAN MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD! fv. - "- ;- V.;.. -j.'i -----:r SamSISoIdTjfyir LINE WOMAN IBM 13 THE IN Jl lor PjlHarcin uDir iFrinrS O oyd SPECIAL ADDED FEATURES The Phoenix Favorite MILDRED STEVENSOI. n IN TROMBONE SOLOS At 7:30 P. M. and 9:30 P. M. Daily, and GAUMONT NEWS, LYONS MORAN COMEDY, FORD WEEKLY Rickards & Nace Enterprises LAMAR A LAST TIMES TODAY BESSIE LOVE IN "PEGEEN" Added HELL'S HALF ACRE A Double Program That Can't Be Beat .Tomorrow JACK DEMPSEY STRAND 100 Picture Plus 100 Muaio Equals 200 Entertainment The Biggest Hit a Picture Ever . Made in Phoenix "On With the Dance" The Photoplay That Brings New York to Phoenix SEE THE PHOENIX SCENES IN THE PATHE NEWS ; THE HIP LAST TIMES TODAY Buck Jones The Most Fearless RM !-J Pictures IN "THE LAST STRAW" A Veritable Cyclone of Speed and Action m Tomorrow "The Heart of Juanita" 7 7 r riti mntiii" "