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THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN. FRIDAY MORNING, MAY 28, 1920
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THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN
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FRIDAY, MAY" 28, 1920
Our grand business is not to see
what lies dimly at a distance, but to
do what lies clearly at" hand.
Thomas Carlyle.
! Not This Inconsistency?
There Is something- Inconsistent in the opposition
. i of Sunatnr TTtto.hrnclr tn th nrfifntance
jjjtary over Armenia, something we should not have
: ; been asked to accept if we had become a member of
;;ike League of Nations under the covenant as it was
? J presented to us. It would have been imposed upon
jjus. It was this form of the covenant of which Sena
Jkor Hitchcock was the chief advocate and the prin-
fl'eipal taunt that he and other advocates
' hurled at its opponents was that they were selfishly
Jj evading a duty to humanity.
.( We are not now precluded from the discharge of
Ji;that duty. We can accept this mandatary if we wish
V to 40 so, just as well now as Ave could have accepted
I;. it as a member of the League of Nations. With the
permission of congress we can send an army of 50,000
i;nen to Armenia. Naturally, the members who op-
!; posed Article X of the covenant will withhold this
j permission. Eut we can see no reason why the.
members who were willing to accept that article
I ; should, now decline voluntarily to accept an office
J' which they were willing and even ardently desirous
',' of having imposed upon them.
V' Whatever may be their stated reasons for op
posing the mandatary, the real reason must be that
1 1 (they have since found out how the people feel about
I ; I it; that it is one thing to think altruistically and quite
another thing to act. It was a noble thing to enter
; Unto service for humanly on paper but another to send
H American boys to the far corners of the earth on
military duty.
And now in the present temper of the American
Mi people, on the eve of a presidential campaign, there
';are not many politicians whatever may have been
j : 'their positions with respect to the treaty, who want
: ;to display this red rag before the electorate.
!! Sound B-ut Impossible -
, ; Whatever other admirable qualities the French
K possess they "have their nerve with them" as they
: have frequently demonstrated in tho course of our
association with them In a war partnership. Passing
over the earlier exactions which they imposed such
: as the payment for ground on which to fight the
enemies of France, for sea front on which to con
struct docks, and for every turn our soldiers made
in France, they proposed to pool all the expenses of
the allies to date, the United States to pay a full
share of all expenses accruing during the three years
. . previous to our entrance into the conflict.
. ; Now the French present another proposal the
I ; ; guaranty by America of the German indemnity.
' French financiers are already formulating a plan to
J' float a series of German loans in this country to
meet the war claims of the allies. The British have
no part in this scheme. .On the contrary Sir Auck
land .Geddes in the course of his recent visit told us
that Great Britain would need no further financial
' help from America.
' 1 ' The British as soon as possible after the close of
; the war got on their own financial feet and are
standing upon them with characteristic British
I : sturdiness. They have balanced their budget by a
?H drastic increase of their already unprecedently great
; ; s tax burdens. Great Britain is not waiting for Ger
j." man money. It is going to pay its own way and to
' "carry on" as it did, through the war.
The French, though, refuse to wipe out their
!j deficit by sternly imposed taxes. France demands
; ; i that Germany shall balance the French budget in
Si; this way: by transferring German credits to France.
'! But the first thing is to establish German credits.
! .; So France, will ask the United States to underwrite
i the German indemnity thus creating the most valu
" . able credit in the world.
J The dream is a beautiful one; the scheme is
; f inancially sound because of the great wealth of
J America. But sound as it is, it is not practicable and
: cannot be made workable. It would have to be put
4 . into operation in one or two ways either through
''- governmental action, authorized by an act of con-
gress, or through the sale of German bonds to the
people. The photograph we see of congress jiu-
,'. thorizing any such action is a blank. The American
s',, people would not buy German bonds for any purpose
. and German-American citizens would certainly not
V buy them, knowing that the proceeds were intended
J to go to the victorious enemies of Germany in the
late war.
!! It can only be harmful to encourage this day
It dream of France. If France consents to an indus-
trial revival in Germany such as both Great Britain
;j and Italy favor, ways will be eventually found by
j; Germany to pay the indemnity. But France wants
the indemnity without a rehabilitation of German's
i- economical power whose rivalry would threaten
France's own industries.
And then, suppose it were possible to inveigle the
United States into such a one-sided scheme we may
ask how could we expect to recover from Germany if
Germany's economic expansion were restricted as
France is determined it shall be restricted. If we
wore willing thus to take over the German indem
nity, pay it ourselves without prospect of repayment,
we would be doing a grave injustice to Europe and
the world by seconding tho scheme of France to keep
r so large a part of it in economic bondage and in
dustrial darkness.
Guarding Our Liquor Stores
It was from reading the "signs of the times"
that congress added an amendment to the sundry
civil bill, appropriating a million and a half dollars
for guarding stores of liquors in government ware
houses. There are 11a other burglars so desperate
;.nd bold as those who go after stores of liquors
which provident citizens have laid by. Hardly an
i--sue of a newspaper appears without an account of
out: or more such invasions of the rights of what was
once property and is not yet. in many states, con
traband. These burglars will grow desperate as the sup
ply of liquor diminishes and if ih-- numbers of thtia
increase in ratio to their desperation, their search for
liquor will almost certainly be directed against gov
ernment stores.
There are people who from the first have pre
dicted th overthrow of the government by force
from within. Until now we could never Fee how it
could possibly be accomplished. Dut it is easy to
imagine what might happen when more than half
the thirsty populace, maddened ft. the thought that
the government was withholding vast stores of liquors
should- rise against it, even as tho French people on
a certain warm July day rose against the Bastille as
a visible sign of oppression. Then too, we remember
that we once had a. "Whisky Insurrection -which
threatened the existence of the infant republic. The
insurrection itself was- not a serious one but com
bined with the sentiment which at the same time
Citizen Genet had aroused against the government,
it became a threatening affair.
80 we may inquire whether or not whisky, after
all, will not bring tho nation to a catastrophe. A
million and a half dollars -is not nearly enough to
guard our liquor' stores. We should increase our
military establishment and we should enlist no sol
diers except prohibitionists or other persons of tem
perance proclivities.
of a. manda-
The American Woolen Company
In the popular mind the American Woolen com
pany is one of the most conspicuous offenders among
the profiteers. It is therefore to bo hoped that the
fourteen indictments that have been found against
it for violation of the Lever act will be made to stick
and that its conviction and punishment will follow.
It will be recalled that President Wood of the
company was the first of the big replacement men
to point the finger of accusation at the retailers and
there was then a short-lived hope that something
would be done about it. But the retailers were
prompt to come back with figures showing what the
woolen company was doing in the way of advancing
prices. The company will have considerable trou
ble In explaining why the price per yard of cloth has
more than doubled and still more, in explaining why
the profits of the company have increased by more
than 200 per cent within the last year.
of the treaty
An exchange says that Wilson's successor will
take over a lot of unfinished business including a
war. We think that the successor of Mr. Wilson will
merely ditch a lot of stuff that Mr. Wilson regards
as business.
We notice that the local coal dealers are trying
to free citizens from worrying about coal next win
ter. But it is hard to excite interest in fuel in such
weather as this.
An exchange says that John Heed, the radical,
has been found "alive and kicking" in Poland. Why
was it necessary to use that superfluous word,
"kicking?"
France, it is said, is going to follow the example
of this country and deport its undesirables. That is
all right but if too many nations engage in it where
will we dump them? " .
Chemists tell us that chlorine gas is a preventive,
of Influenza. That simplifies matters. AH We hae
now to do is to decide which way we want to die.
We hear that the honor system has failed in the
Northwestern University. We rave it a try out with
the same result in our penitentiary.
According to the Republican yesterday morning
there has been increased production of babies. And
still babies are no cheaper.
WHAT COLLEGE WILL MEAN TO YOU
Opportunity to Study Art of Living With People
(By Lewette Beauchamp Pollock, Teacher of English
in East Tecnical High School, Cleveland, Ohio.)
"Well, for one thing, you're so untidy. You for
get to make your bed almost-every day, and are al
ways leaving things all over my desk. Sometimes
your side of the room gets on my nerve so I could
scream."
"And you're so particular! I think there's some
thing wrong with a girl who can't stand a blot on
her blotter. And I'm afraid to borrow anything from
you for fear I'll get a wrinkle in it. Your pari icular
ncss makes me just as nervous as I make you'."
A really truly conversation? I promise you it is.
It took place between two freshmen girls room
mates at college. They had been disliking each
other for weeks and had finally decided to '"have it
out;" to tell each other "the whole truth and nothing
but the truth."
The process lasted for about two hours, when
the dormitory lights went out at midnight. They sat
in tho darkness. Sudenly their hands met. A golf
of misunderstanding had disappeared.
After that they roomed together, of their own
choice, fpr two years. The other girls could not un
derstand it, for the two were so different.
But they had learned what every college girl has
to learn, that delicate and Intricate art of living with
people.
And you high school girls who are going to col
lege will learn that same art.
You will live, probably, under a system of self
government, which teaches those under it to respect
the rights and privileges of others.
You will rean to receive kindly intentioned criti
cism without nursing a sense of personal injury. In
many cororities and clubs it is considered the duty
of the upper-class women to help the freshmen by
friendly advice.
And, most important of all. you will room with
different types of girls and will have to adjust your
self to their various dispositions and habits.
A friend of mine, walking through a small ceme
tery recently, saw a tombstone on which were cut
these words:
"She was comfortable to live with."
"It would be nice to have that said of oneself,"
she remarked to me afterwards.
'It would," I agreed. And I thought of you high
school girls, and of the opportunities you are going
to have, at college, to study that splendid art of liv
ing with people.
DISCOVER A ROYAL SMUGGLER
Italian customs officials at Modane made a haul
when searching the Home to Paris express. They
came to a sleeping compartment which was oceupjed
by Princess Alario Beatrice of Dcurbon. Members
of royal houses do not usually have their belongings
searched by the customs, but this proved an ex
ception to the rule.
The frontier officials examined the prin.;- '
hand baggage and then looked under the mattress of
the bed. Their zeal was rewarded, for they found
miniatures and pictures concealed there to lie v.ilu
of 80,000 (normally J 400,000). Ita'.ian law for
bidding the export of art treasures, the miniatures
and pictures were at o.run seized. Com i neural Edi
tion of the London Mail.
NOT A GIFT
The meat, mostly bone, was thrown on the scales.
"Look here," remonstrated the man. 'you're giv
ing in e a big piece of bone.''
"Oh. 110 sir. I'm not." said the butcher blandly,
you're paying far it I" Answers, London.
PnVo: Tut! Tut!
EDITORIAL
C. G. H., Editor
COMMENCEMENT
Each year as commencement time
rolls round. I think of the old gentle
man who delivered the address to our
hish school class.
You know, that old speaker nearly
spoiled the day for us. It was on a
Friday, the twenty-third day of June
ono of the hottest days the city had
known in years. There ue were, gath
ered in the big school auditorium. The
piincipal and the speaker under-a
bower of ferrs and palms on the stage.
The young hopefuls occupied the front
rows out on the floor, with mothers
and fathers sisters and brothers,
aunts and uncles parked i?i the rear
and up in the balconies.
Dress Parade
The class was dressed up like a new
automobile. Boys in the conventional
black or blue (many of the younger
ones wearing their first pair of long
'uns.) The girls in white dresses of
silks and laces and ribbons, from tho
most simple to the most fancy.
Well, the old gent started in to talk
to us at about 10:13 a. m., choosing
Horace Greeley as his topic. We knew
that the eyes of the world were on us
of course. Consequently, our eyes were
intently upon the speaker. Our
thoughts however, were on our new
clothes; and the class dance the night
before; the class banquet that after
noon; and positively, mv' dear, the
biggest event of the yearthe banquet
the next night as guests of our alumni
association, whose membership in
cluded graduates of the class of 'SI.
And so. ns I said, the speaker
started in to speak, his quavering voice
filtering through his white beard as it
bobbed up and down on his chest. He
read his speech from a manuscript or
notes on a pack of cards. Usually, I
am in favor of a speaker using cards
like that as it gives me an idea of
when he is coming to the end of his
talk. Rut he kept his cards on tho
table and- we couldn't measure the
progress of hi3 talk.
Just Getting Started
At 10:3a o'clock we thought he was
about half way through hi.s speech.
At 10:35 he calmly announced that he
was "now coming to his subject." The
room had grown hot and stuffy, with
anxious parents jambed in the door
ways and sitting in open windows. Lit
tle sisters and brothers began to fidget
and fret. One or two parents had to
carry crying babies out into the hall.
At 10::.0 the elderly speaker paused,
called for a drink and while waiting
for it he mopped his brow and pulled
up his sleeves, much after the manner
of a performing magician who wishes
to allay all suspicion of fraud. I
started to shift my position in my chair
but was horrified to discover that the
heated varnish had taken hold of mv
new trousers with a bull dog's grip.
I leaned over to Bob Donovan and
v. hispeif d. ' Good Lord, Bob, I'm stuck
to my seat:" And ho says behind his
hand: "Just find it out? I think I tore
my parts getting loose half an hour
ago. Wonder how the poor girls are
making it?"
A Groan Rises
The lecture cn Horace Greeley was
resumed and in another ten minutes
scarce a soul in the house but who re
gretted thit Horace had been born. The
( Id doctor plodded doggedly on. At
11:10 the speaker said, "And now we
come to the public career of this great
QUESTIONS AND
ANSWERS
C. What was the date when tha
stars fell in Georgia and Mississippi?
A. R.
A. Probably this was Nov. 12, 1S33.
when there was a great star shower
which lasted five or bIx hours and was
Keen everywhere in the United States.
Q. Has Princeton university always
borne that name? M. E. D.
A. This school was chartered on
Oct. 22. 1746, and was called the Col
lege of New Jersey, situated at Hllz-
abcthtown. It was soon removed to
Newark, where the first commence
ment was celebrated in 174S. A further
move to Princeton was made in 1756.
It was not until Oct. 22, 196, that the
corporate title was changed to Prince
ton university.
Q. Is it proper to kiss a young lady
before being engaged? And if im
proper, please state why? J. R., Desert
Inn, Ariz.
A. It all depends upon the state of
mind of the young lady. If the gentle
man believes that she desires that form
of salutation, it would be highly im
proper not to kiss her.
Q. Please tell me the rulers of the
following countries: Japan, China,
France, England, Russia, Belgium,
Netherlands. Switzerland,- Italy and
Spain? I. M. C.
A. Japan. Emperor Yoshihite: China,
President Hsu Shih-chang; France.
Persident Paul Deschanel; England,
King George V.; Russia. Vladimir
Lenin; Belgium. Albert I.; Netherlands.
Queen Wl'.helmina ; Switzerland, Presi
dent Gustav A dor: Italy, King Victor
Emmanuel III.; Spain, King Alfonso
XIII.
Q. How long did Paul Revere live?
A. G. K.
A. Paul Revere was born in Boston,
Mass... in 1735, and lived to the age of
i-.l years.
Q. Do relatives cf deceased soldiers
get the $60 bonur? G. I. T.
A. The $'a) was paid only to persons
honorably discharged from the service,
and not to surviving relatives of sol
diers who gave their lives during the
war.
Q. Can I use the silicate of soda left
from waterglass eggs on my garden as
nitrate of soda is used? D. V. H.
A. The department of agriculture
says that silicate of soda left from
waterglass solution would have no fer
tilizing value.
Q. What does I. H. S. mean: it ap
pears on grave stones, ,in churches
etc.? F. W. G.
A. The initials I. H. S. are the initial
letters of the Latin phrase "Iesus Ho
minnm Salvator." which means, "Jesus,
the Savior of Man." This was original
ly written in Greek and was the first
three letters of the name Jesus, but
its origin was lost sight of through
substituting the S for the Greek sigiua.
Thtn by mistaking the Greek II tlong
el for Latin H, a signification was
found for each letter.
Q. How many Irishmen enlisted
under the British flag during tha world
war? P. B.
A. According to the Irish National
bureau, a total of 2r.r92 Irishmen from
Ireland served in the Jbitish army and
r.avy. which was C. per ei nt of Ire
land's total population.
Q. Does an American girl lose her
SjpPHOENlXMUST HMD 0 f'UE TO HOaRl-
Yt-ek!- VV H i- ;i ilumi) on It. Y v.vpi- tho Dosort,
Ariz., May
American." An audible groan came
from the audience.
It was on hour and ten minutes after
the speaker began that a most embar
rassing whispering punctured a lull
in the speaking while the speaker
fumbled with his notes. We learned
afterwards that three of the girls were
having an argument. They had de
cided the only escape for them was to
have some one stage a fainting spell
and let the other two carry her out.
The dispute arose as to which one
should do the fainting.
At 11:20 o'clock prim sweet girl
graduates had taken on the appearance
of ice cream cones left out in the sun.
Manly young men felt that their
starched collars had been supplanted
by rings of soppy doughnuts.
AM Off Now
Nobody cared now whether he grad
uated or not. What odds? We were
hearing the life of Horace Greeley. But
was it possible that a single life could
have been that long?
At just an hour and a half from the
time he opened his talk, the old doctor
said: "And now, with these few words,
I hope I have aroused in you some de
sire to become better acquainted with
this great man. Now, may God keep
you and watch over your destinies, and
may your journeys through life be
guided by the same high ideals as this
great American who "
But we knew whom he meant, ana
so before ho could get i-.to the danger
zone again a desultory handclappirg
broke out here and there, soon to bit
taken up by hundreds of others who
felt they knew more about Horace
Greeley than any human had a right
to know. Amid thundering applause
the old orator sat down, oblivious to
the applause while he swabbed his
rosy countenance with a handkerchief
as big as a tablecloth.
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ANOTHER APPEAL
The editor of this publication has
demanded a six weeks' vacation, hav
ing had none since lie was a child. Will
some stalwart, fearless folks in town
volunteer to do this trick for the six
weeks? Prefer volunteers to be of low
order of mentality as we don't want to
be nosed out of the job entirely by
being shown up.
Have thought of distributing the
work to various organizations and in
dividuals, each to have his whack at
it in turn. Frinstance, first week let
the Republican's editorial staff have a
chance: next wek the Gazette's editor
ial staff have their unloading. Follow
ing, State Fed. of Labor. (F. J. K. Me
Bride disqualified). Next week a wo
man's organization like the "Y. W."
And then an issue by the local minis
ters' organization. And so on and so on.
Any suggestions or offers along this
line will be met with a welcome eye
a.nd ear by the editor. Address our
communications and offers to the editor
of this paper. Confidential if you
Bay so. You must act now.
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AN APPEAL
An employ of this weekly suspected
of being the owner and publisher
contemplates vacationing up in and
around Flagstaff. Information as to
the practicability of making the trip
in. an auto, also tips as to places to
rat and sleep and particularly how
deep they gauge you, will be highly
and deeply appreciated. Seeker of this
information has one wife who has
agreed to accompany him. Address alt
communications to the editor of the
Camel's Back. Tour letter will be
handled confidentially.
TODAY'S BEST NEWS PICTURE
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citizenship by marrying a foreigner
who lives in this country but who has
not taken out naturalization papers?
V. L. E.
A. An American woman takes the
nationality of her husband. There
fore she would lose, her American citi
zenship unless the man takes out
naturalization papers.
Q. What are the requirements for
selection on the grand and petit jury?
A. S.
A. Every city has a list of men
eligible for jury duty. Twenty-four
names are drawn from this list. The
requirements for a man to serve on the
grand Jury are that he must be 21
years of age but under 63, mrst h able
to read, write and understand English;
must be a citizen of the United States,
a resident of the county within which
the jury is to act, and must not have
I een convicted of any crime involving
moral turpitude. The petit jury i.
taken from the grand jury.
Q. Is it necessary to get a passport
to go to Cuba? C. V. N.
28, '20
-THS WORD
O WHAT A FALL WAS THERE
The king of France he took a chance
And opened up his window
A little quirk, a sudden jerk
Then gosh he fplt the wind blow.
M. Deschanel undoubtedly confided
to close friends that his downfall was
the result of a frame up.
And now we suppose, the French
wags, instead of calling a railroad a
"chemin de fer" will call it a "chemise
d'affaires."
Of course, when his excellency landed
in the pile of sand he remarked to him
self: "Eh bien. you gotta have a lotta
sand to pull off a stunt like this and
get away with it, hein?"
However, did you notice that Dr. Le
page was one of those -who attendee!
M. Deschanel after his mishap. Prob- j
ably he was
broken bones.
there to glue up any
And it's a safe bet that thousands
of Yanks when they read the story
prayed that when the president was
doing the handspring through the air
he caught a glimpse of the sign on the
arlsh.g cars, "Hommcs 40, Che
vnux S."
It is also a safe bet that President
Deschanel is now certainly not in favor
of "open windows openly arrived at."
The picturesque language used by
the French is illustrated by the com
ment Of a member of the party with
the president. "It is most fantastic-,"
he said when describing the accident.
Your American would have said: 'It
was ad?m close call, that's all I've gn
to .-?ay about it."
Anyhow, France has another exc.ni
fo. farll er indemnities from Gern.idy.
And here we thought 'hat as '. ivt
ter of ppeedent when tne French pr?3-
klent fell, his cabinet loll with mm.
Kind of a bad season for presidents
Woo"icw has been unjer the wea' -) ,
Carrnnza was bumped cf and France's
prexy falls through a window.
Famous Fal's:
Of Troy
Of the Roman Empire
Niagara
M. Deschanel'K.
Tip to local merchants: Help save
white laper. Most of us care not why
you are cutting rrices. We're tickled
with the cuts.
The appearance in local papers of he
ad, of Capper & Capper declaring that
prices cannot break now, was rather
interesting. Particularly in view of
the fact that these samo Chicago
clothiers just a few days prior an
nounced a 20 per cent reduction on
suit prices.
THF: DOCTOR SEEMS TO KNOW
Dr. Evans in The Chi. Trib.)
Hank asks: "If while with your wife
at a circus and a good looking woman
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A. A passport is necessary and may
hp obtained from the clerk of your
nearest United Stales court.
(Any reader can get the answer to
any ejuostion by writing The Repub
lican Information Bureau, Frederic J
Haskin. Director, Washington, D. C
This offer applies strictly to informa
tion. The bureau cannot give advice
on legal, medical and financial matters.
It does not attempt to settle domestic
troubles, nor to undertake exhaustive
research upon any subject Write yo ir
questions plainly and brief'.v. Give Ju!t
n,;n'e and address and enclose 2 cents
in stamps for re-turn postage. All re-;-;s
tire sent direct to the inquirer.)
COLD STORAGE FACTS
1; there is one modern subject filled,
for the novice, with surprises, it. is cold
stora ge.
How many persons, for example,
krow that c-oid storage an 1 cold stor
ing are different, en 1 .-r pri.-es "
How many know that a frozen tr-.ii.
perhaps six months out of tie- water. Is
Sixty-Ninth Tri
(not your wife) faints in your anus,
what is to be done?"
Reply: Drop her flat and quick. The.
flatter and quicker the better. If very
pretty make it all the flatter an i
quicker.
"Did it ever occur to you," the chair
man of the legislative committee of the
A. K. of L. is reported to have asked,
"that the public doesn't give a d- -for
tile man who works?"
Sure, it has occurred to 'is. But Via?
it ever occurred to you, old thing, that
the public caught the habit from hav
ing it rubbed into them by the unions?
As a matter of fact, if the employer!"
and the unions find it expedient they
always settle their differences by shift
ing the load to the rjublic. And that's
why the unions are fast losing the
faith and Interest of the public.
Some time some genius is going tc
develop a workable plan under which
employers and employes can operate
without detriment to the so-called
public. Experience has shown that
neither the closed shop nor the open
shop method is satisfactory.
GOSH, YES!
Sir: "My dear," said friend wife
"don't you .want to wear these old
garters around the house when j'Oti are
gardening and such rough work?"
"No. sez I, "I don't want to wear them
arornd the house. I usually wear then)
them around my laigs." Pretty snappy,
eh ?
T' Eye
Sung up around Camel Back dis
trict: "Hail, hail, the storm's all here:''
An eastern minister charge that
ministers have become so brazen they
smoke eigarets in public and even of
fer them to their friends. Thanks foi
the tip, our stock is low.
NOT KNOCKING THE PRESENT
STAFF
(From The Ariz. Republican)
While the personnel of the tench if) 2
force remains about the K-inie. it i the
future aim of the s'-hoo! board to pro
vide the very best teachers obtainable
for the schools of this county.
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PUBLIC NOTICE
There will be a meeting of the Pho
nix local of the Amalgamated Associa
tion of Iced rain Emptiers at Hot'
earriers hall next Saturday night at
o'clock. All card holders are request d
to be present and bring a candidate ;r
admission. Important busings will be
transacted.
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Please excuse tj this week as te
editor broke his needle and l-eside-there's
a scarcity of newsprint.
Will the bird that sets the heads on
this stuff give us some sample of
8 and 12 point type (upper and lower)
just to prove to us he disregards our
instructions out Of pure cussedness and
not litnoranc-e?
All right, old top, her goes
(Two lines or more here if yo want'.
This editor la a crank
He's a damcrank.
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As we said before, don't worry about
the explanations, boys; just cut the
prices.
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Their's not to reason why
Their's but to cut the hi-:h
Off the cost of living.
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apt to be a chemically "frtfh.er" fis'i
than a so-called ' fresh" fish three dayi
out of the water?
How many know that the musty
taste that identifies the cold storage
egg is due more to the straw -board m
which it is packed than to the disinte
grating effect of tim?
Yet the answers are plain facts, de
veloped and asserted in the rutin rr
government specialists - - Nat ion's Bus: -
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HERE'S SOMETHING
THAT STILL HAS KICK
KANKAKEE. El. Henry St. Peter
claims to own ihe chnmpi'i'i "kicking f
flivver. It broke the arms i t four per- 1
sons, attempting to eramc It
than a week.
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