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THE YCUHG LADY ACROSS TKE VAY
BRINGING UP FATHER
(Copyright 1017, by International Mewa Service)
By George McManus
I'D Like to et
OO "TOO IVE. TQOGt WIFE
AN ALLOWANCE, CR DOEa
.HE. AbK FQT Monfv
X.HE. VANT IT V
THINK 0O ARE
THE -ONLY ONE
a BOTH! '
lZO r Iwrt. rtATuwt tmvict. two
THE -.YOUNG , LADY , ACROSS THE
Th yfrariM lady aerose tb way my
Vf for she decides bow to ot (Wi
like to know which party la responsi
ble fortba law ef supply and demand..
O. B. JOYFUL LISTENING IN
"Hollo!" says she.
"Hello yourself." Bays he.
"You can't com over this evening."
"Why?" says he.
" 'Cause Willie's rot the meazles."
"And does the meazles keep htm out
of the parlor?" says he.
"I'll say they do,' says she.
"Then I'm coming, for I do want to
see how the parlor looks without "Willie
dodging In every two minutes. a'
T.etter rot." nays she, " 'cause
Willie's very ernes."
"Something of a contradiction, eh?
'A what?" says aha.
"f Contradiction," says he. "Impatient
"Kay." says she, "I know a rood one,
too. "What is the most difficult lock
to plckr $
"One from a bald man head, says
"What country does a baby cry for?
"Castorls. says be.
"No," says she, "Lapland."
That ought to be looked Into, says
"What?" says she.
"Oh, ny mirror," eays he.
"S.iy," says she, "what's the differ
nm between otio yard and" two yards?"
' Thrre feet," says he.
"No," says she. "the difference be
tween one yard and two yards 19 a
f is nee."
' "That prores to me that a woman Is
lik tho telegraph," says he.
'TTow sat?'' Hays nho.
''he's always In advance of the mall
Intelligence. says I.e.
"Of course, but It took the male In
teiiijence a ions time to learn u, says
"Yes, says he, "hut long, long ago
male Intelligence learned the difference
between a woman and an ufnbrellv"
"And what 1 the uifiCTence?" says
"A 'A umbrella wlll-Bhut up,' says he
My, you re smart, says she.
"I am, very," says he. "I'm one of
tho few people who know the proper
loneth of women s skirts.'
'It's a pleasure," says she, "to con
verse with a person ' who knows so
much. I can hardty wait to find ou
how l'r.p Bklrts should be."
"They should." says he, "be a little
abovo two fePt."
"Two fret?" says she.
"Sure," says he, "two feet, and those
fpw who have but one foot should wear
skirts a little above tlvit foot, and'
i " loodntsht!" sayshe.
"Goodnight,' ?aya he. See you to
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FINISHING A CARTOON
saw a cartoon the other day.
It didn't make me feel Just right.
Being human, I like feeling good.
happy ending was needed.
So I am finishing it up.
Only mine will be a word picture.
Then I will feel better.
The cartoon was called:
When a Keller Needs a Friend."
There was a blgr, powerful car.
It was only half full of colfers.
They were rich, stout men plutes.
Another was hurryin up.
His caddy was just behind him.
The man at the wheel called out:
"Climb in, 15111; plenty room!"
Limousine door was open. Bill said:
"You bet! I'm all tired out."
Cushion seats for three Invited.
Little caddy looked at them.
His very back drooped wearily.
His small face was wishful.
Underneath It said:
"Hopin Sonieone'll Ast Him, 'Hop In.'
I Just can't stand it left so.
I had a little boy once.
So here's the word-picture finish:
Eill's pot a boy of his own.
He remembers how little they are.
And how you mustn't say so.
It hurts their feelinjts.
So he shouts cheerfully:
"You bet! I'm all tired out!
And so's Jack, my caddy, here.
He's a pretty strong chap.
But I've given him a run today.
(lot a place for him"
The car-owner replies heartily:
"Surest thing you know!
Hop In, young man! Back seat there.'
Oh, boy! lm-m! Some ride
Jack's face Is a magnified sunbeam.
The soft cushions feel like heaven.
They cuddle his tired little back.
His aching toes wriggle with Joy.
Cool breezes fan his hot face. . .
His heart swells with pride.
For ain't he a reg'ler feller?
Joy-ridin' in a reg-ler car? ,
And wasn't he a strong chap
Mr. Duffer had said so.
An' he'd been callin' 'im "OV Dub"
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Jus' coz his golf was rotten!
Never again! His heart was O. K.
He had feller feelin's all right!
Mebbe ho had a kid o his own.
Makes a man differ'nt, somehow.
Isn't it odd?
Cartoonists pull heart strings.
Iut themselves In a feller's place.
Scout Bill (on a summer hike) Say,
Jack, let's divide our rations.
Scout Jack Let s. I have a canteen
Scout Bill And I have dried tongue.
Scout Jack Now that you have had
your shade of the water I'd like a bit of
that dried tongue.
Scout Bill I haven't got arty nowj
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