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THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN. MONDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 22, 1920
(Section Two)
PAGE THREE
By George McManus
TKETDUN3 IADY ACROSS THE WAY I BRINGING UP FATHER
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BIRDS SING; BARBERS SILENT
Canaries sing to you at the new-
fan $ led barber shop on lower Broad
way. Its c"oprietor deep thinker
and the originator of tonsorlally rad
ical Ideas. For instance, he bad long
thought that barbers should never talk
to their customers. Having these Ideas
this bolshevik of the hair cut and shave
proceeded to get practical, tie called
for his IS barbers and told them they
must take the tow of silence. There
were mutterlngs and sputterlngs, but
the radical boss tacked a few extra
kopecs on the weekly stipend as a
enTfrber?Verya WILL ROGERS, IN WHAT'S NEWS TODAY?,
next day the rest of the force Quit and
the boas had to get a new crop of shav
ers. He told them of the ban of silence
and then. In the center of the shop, the
boss buns' "Corkey, who served SO
years in a Boston Jail without uttering
a word.
-Now. boys,' he told bis barbers,
that picture of 'Corkey' is put there so's
you oan look at it every time you start
to speak. Look at It. concentrate and
say: "Corkey Hauler didnT weak for 20
years. Oan not X refrain for SO mla-1
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It worked fine. People Cocked to the
.radical boas' shop. Then he got the
Idea of substituting something for the
barbers' conversation. Bo be laid in
half a doxen canaries, guaranteed to be
the Caruso s of their profession, and now
as you repose beneath the folds of a
hot towel you hear as from afar the
dulcet, golden tones oh. gosh, it s love
ly! It's a pleasure to be shaved In the
radical boas shop.
Encouraged by his success, the rad
ical boss decided also to eliminate the
ancient feudal privilege of barbers to
aak their customers if they wll lalso
have a haircut, shampoo, massage, an
dectrio rub, singe, ton to or hot towel.
But When he broached the subject, such
a look came Into the eyes of hla barbers
that ha immediately decided to carry
the matter no farther. For the radical
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Broadway these days about an earnest
vonne "son nlurser who wanted a I
mtmg placed in several theatrical acts.
Learn In that the actors he was try-
ins- to nersnade to eing his number
liked something a little stronger than
half of 1 per cent, he got several bottles
of a liquor called Bourbon and sent
around a quart to each action, along
with orchestrations of the song. The
hint was a good one and the song went
into the acts. On learning that the
actors were singing his song this very
thoughtful young man, so the story
roes, sent around a case of that same
stuff to the homes of each or tne ac
tors. It Is said that nearly every actor
in the country now wants to sing the
song and the boss of the young man is
trsinr to think of some appropriate
medal to be struck in the honor of his
live wire. N. T. Sun.
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