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o I f AB AM INDEPENDENT PROGRESSSVE JOURNAL (Section Two) VOL. XXXI., NO. -211' THIRTY-FIRST YEAR' (Section Two) PHOENIX, ARIZONA, WEDNESDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 24, 1920 JL Jtiild tkHki ADVEHTURE-S OP THE? TWINS CUTIE GOES TO SCHOOL That wai what Dr. Mink said to Mrs. Cottontail that made Cutie, trader the covers, wrlrple with dismay. ' "Yes, Mrs. Cottontail, this disease that your son has, called disinclination, la different from any other and-must be treated differently. If you follow my directions I'll guarantee that you'll have him back in school not later than tomorrow." "Oh, doctor, how thankful I'll be," exclaimed Mrs. Cottontail, at the same tim noddins to Mr. Cottontail as much as to say, "Isn't it a good thing we have such a learned physician to save the lives of our children!" Mr. Cottontail rjodded back as much as to say the same thing. i J.. .. . ' I "Very well," said Dr. Mink, opening his case and taking out large, dark brown bottle. "First of all he must have a tablespoonful of thrs medicine every hour. It's made of bitter-root, pepper-weed and nettles, and is guaranteed to kill a. million germs a minute." "Goodness," gasped Cutie. "That's sixty million germs an hour." "Over a billion germs a day," whispered Aunt Bunny, almost completely peechless. "Doctor, is he that bad?" , "Urn hm!" nodded Dr, Mink saftely. "And if he stays In bed these, germs re likely to run clear away with him. He must get out of bed at once, and ret up his muscle just eto show 'em theycan't do it." "How, doctor 7" begged iMrs. Cottontail.' "Well, he'd better chop about a month's supply of wood. That's fine for germs. Then he mustn't eat a thing. That only feeds 'em. And when he Isn't chopping wood, he must study grammar. Germs hate grammar." Cutie could stand no more. He jumped out of bed and hauled on his clothes. "Mother, I'm cured now," he said. "Do you spose school's taken up yet?" BUY A POT OF PAINT AND MAKE YOUR LUGGAGE A THING OF BEAUTY Young French Girl Respon sible for What Premises To Be Rage In New York NEW YORK The very latest thing is hand-painted luggasre! A young French girl, Elaine Chap- j pelle, has started trunks and hand-bags on a wild career it is threatening to) become the rage in New York. . Beauty I used to stop with Tappe's bonnet boxes,! but now at the express stations bag gage clerks are beginning to doubt their eyes. And it came about all very simply. Miss Chapelle, an artist, who prior to the discovery, made designs for book covers and posters and sometimes tex tiles, says: "I had got tired of seeing battered trunks and suitcases in my house, I have traveled a good bit, and I carry a good deal about with me from place to place. Now, no trunk stands much more than one trip to Paris or other European port without beginning to show signs of wear. The corners get worn, the leather or cloth which covers the framework gets dingy, there are in numerable scratches, it has lost its original bright look, it is depressing, it makes the 'hotel room glofmy. It is a necessity, but too soon an ugly neces sity. A Pot of Qranye Paint So one day I got a pot of orange, yes orange paint, plain paint, and one pot of the same orange in enamel, and went home, and laying off my coat,- turned that trunk around and gave it a good painting with a big brush. Dry ing it look so handsome that I went out and bought two pots of cerise paint for my handbag a coat of plain paint first then the enamel the effect was so startling that I went through my en tire collection, including a cabin trunk which had Been many years of use. "Then I invited my women friends in to tea. "Need I say that they went mad? Now I have my hands full." Although some of the people who bring her their bags to beautify want Vober colors. Miss- Chapelle says that since the modern movement in art has brought more of the so-called raw col ors into vogue she finds bright warm colors are the most popular. Men turn I (Copyright lSGOt by Tkzlipapxt EnteprjociaLiion) t Iff i Ir:1s; Kenneth L. Roberts in the Saturday Evening Tost. o UNUSUAL COLLAR AND CUFF SET This collar and cuff set is very sim ple to make and Is Inexpensive. The collar consists of a straight piece of material, either handkerchief linen, voile, or organdie. It is about five inches wide and a" suitable length. It Is hemmed by hand and a running stitch of black floss embroidered along the hem. This gives the appearance of hemstitching. For trimming ram bler roses are added in the corners. These are made by merely running a thread in and out around a circle. These roses can be made of three shades, such as lavender pink and yellow. The cuffs are made in the same way. . The 100th anniversary of the death of Napoleon will be celebrated on May 5, 1921. LAtN Young artist has found another outlet for her artistry to the darker colors. But the women Baby Blue and Old Rose ! "Well," says Miss Chapelle, "now 1 am doing fancy stunts. Would you be lieve it? Three orders this week for all over designs'. One trunk is for a bride. It is a beautiful thing all white as a background, and over this a design ot corn-flowers. Another is for a baby outfit, all In baby blue and old rose. And one Is for a man yes, for a man in black and silver stripes, like the very modish millirter's hat boxes." The most successful effort In this direction, she believes, Is a traT?ing bag, hardly larger than a vanity case. It painted a . dull blue, and on the cover there Is a silhouette effect in black, a large peacock standing, with feathers spread, under a black moon, "And what do you predict for the future of luggage In general?" she was asked. "All the great terminals of the world will look like a flower garden In a few- years. We have been dull long enough, and careless long enough of the ap pearance of necessities." THE BOOK OF DEBORAH Love la Forever Singing in the Hearts of Girl and the Minda of Men "Come with the car at. two. We'll let Ann drive. Then we can talk." So Deb had planned before she went home to make herself dainty for her simple wedding ceremony. Turning to my own dressing table, I discovered the words of Mistress Ann's original aong, "You Can't Live In Love Town All the Time!" "Ann Is neither a composer nor a poet," aaid myself to myself as I glanced over her copy, "but .there's some sense In her 'song.' And It's an old preachment from her pountlng red lipa! She's precocious, that child. Or else much too wise!" "Life must have Its sober moments," ran the first line of the chorus. The song was designed for vaudeville and for the comfort of wives, who often have to endure oodlep of public guying not very cleverly disguised as Joking, Ann'a little song was addressed to men who think they have a natural righ to abide In Love Town All of thu Time, and finding themselves unable to do so, blame their wives Instead of themselves Ann's verses set me to thinking of how deeply modern eroticism permeates dally life. The love motif is forever singing In the hearts of girl and is for ever ringing in the minds of men. Even normally nice persons are never permitted to forget it. It is fostered by the stage, the movies and the printed word, and in every plane where men and women mingle, socially or in busi ness. Everybody wants to be romantic all of the time. Thus over-stimulated men and women refus to be patient with actualities and realities. Men like the rouge on naturally pale faces a Whenever a man and a gtrl are alone tort-Vier, married or single, their con veVT.'ulon turns to the erotic and thus the ordinary talk about wholesome sub jects bores both and becomes impos slblo. Even the sober college psychologists have come to recognize as an evil the over-stimulated state of the average imagination. Romance which people try MIL ARCH ISIS HE H OFFICERS to live all of the time has been con demned by one of the cleverest writers of the day as "a poison element In hu man life." "Romance is unethical," writes An re Trldon. "Ey covering the abyss with flowers, by refusing to place red lights on obstructions at night, it caus es Infinite waste of mental "and physi cal material. "Reality, well understood, with its Infinite passibilities, would be a bene ficial substitute for romance. If peo ple realized the thrilling possibilities of chemistry or engineering they could derive the same mental stimulation which romance, based on ignorance. gives them now "The romance of reality would intox icate them pleasantly and spur them to actual achievement of social value "The romance of reality would be based on truth" And most of the Irregular romances which men and women try to live, the romances of tresspassers who destroy homes which ought to be happy, and upset business careers, are based on pretension, deceit and lies The roman tic adventurers fool .themselves This theory is, of course, utterly ab horrent to the over-stimulated and the romantically drunk Anns song seemed to me like the flicker of a little red lantern of warn ing Ann was qualified to write such a song, I told myself She was a vivid example of uncontrolled eroticism, as Deb was of temperate and controlled love Human beings are young for a few Ernest O. Carlisle was elected Ex cellent High Priest by the Arizona Chapter No. 1, Royal Arch Masons at their regular meeting in the Masonic hall . Monday night. Other officers enelcted and installed by Grand Lec turer F. Thomas, past mgn priest, as sisted by Derwin D. Northrup, acting Marshal, were: 'Clarence V. uuuy, King; Samuel D. Eddy, Scribe; Benj. T. Gillette, Chaplain; Abner B. Eng land, Captain of the Host; Clarence E. Boynton, Principle Sojourner;. Wm. B. Kilbourn, Royal Arch Captain; Otis G. Albright, Master of the Third Veil; Wm. A. Swartz, Master of the Second Veil; John D. Howell, Master of the First 'Veil, and Newt J. Ham monds, Sentinel. Past High Priest Benjamin T. Gil lette, on behalf of the chapter, pre sented a very beautiful card case containing a life membership to L. T. Sutherland, the retiring High Priest. o STILL HOLDING OUT. The opera house at Covent Garden is to be used as a movie theater. Mean while, the house of commons remains firm. Punch, London. OUR CONSULATES IMPOSED ON Though our consulates in Europe ex ist to do the work of the department of state and to further the Business inter ests of the United States and o Cnited States citizens, the sun would have to stand still for about 30 hours a day in order to provide a sufficient amount of time for the personnel ot the consu late to get through with the emigrants and do a little state department work. Our immigration bureau is a part of the department of labor. The depart ment of labor ia supposed to handle everything that has to do with carrying out of our immigration laws. So far as I could discover, however, not a single representative of the department of la bor was stationed in any of the over worked American consulates of Europe years and old f6r decades Measured so, Ann would be worn out by eroticism when her hour of beauty was done, and exhausted like a dope fiend before her youth was gone "You Can't. Live in Love Town All the Time," I hummed as I prepared to Joii Deborah 1 (To Be Continued) Post after a hike makes us all good scouts says mm. to assist them in handling the strug gling mobs of emigrants that infest them every day and all day. American business men cannot get the information they are entitled to get from American consulates because the consulates have no time to do anything except attend to emigrants. The Amer ican nation at this particular time is greatly- in need of all the authoritative information it can get concerning busl ness conditions and trade relations in European countries; and this particular time is the time when It isn t getting It. The fault lit a with the United States Immigration bureau. 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