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PAGE TWO
(Section TwoV
THE ARIZONA REPUBLICAN, TUESDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 30, 1920
By Blosser
THE YQUNg LADY ACROSS THE WAY
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
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HIS EXTENSIVE JOB
There lived in an English town
wealthy but exceedingly parsimonious
old lady, who kept very few servants
anil paid them aa little a possible.
'"AlYlOntir these vrsifl an linriprforl minor
iile-Iookimr laid of 14. who answered
the door, did the dishwashing, waited
fit table, weeded the garden, washed
tn dog, and a few other things.
One day a visitor asked this lad
Well, my boy, and what do you do
h round here?"
i uo a miner, a Kitcnen maid and a
Rardener out of a Job." replied the boy
trfavely.
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MANY SUBNORMALS
, 1 ne controller or the currency says
Ihe average man nowadays carries ten
of fifteen dollars in his pocket all the
tttne. Hang these statistics hounds!
Wve never yet met one who did not
m'ake us out a subnormal. Kansas City
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By Alman
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cook? ouesLepr VS
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PRAYING FOR A PREACHER
There had been a difference of
opinion in the - preacher's family, in
which six-year-old Mary thought she
(?ot the worst of it.
Ko at prayer time she was unhappy
and resentful toward the world In sen
eral and her own ministerial family in
particular.
But she knelt at hfr mother's knee.
as usual, and went through her or
dinary evening petitions. Finally she
added:
"Oh. Iord, make all the bad people
good!"
She paused for a moment, then, as
an after-thought, concluded:
"And, If you can, please make all the
good people nice!"
isn t it iortunate mar
rgood coffee costs just about
:thc same per cup as ordi
nary coffee!
Isn't it fortunate that
the full original flavor or
really fine coffee is now
protected by vacuum
sealed tins,, so that, all the
goodness and rich smooth
taste get into your break
fast cup?
And isn't it particularly
nice that you can get your
'money back, if you don't
like Schilling Coffee?
Schilling Coffee
Keeps the little
.folks Comfortable;
and llappy'
Don't noglact the little one's
chafed skin or the patches ot rsh
orrci emptor children are bound to
cratch, and these minor trembles
rruT-resuU in stubborn sores. Res
inol Ointment is widely recom
mended by doctors and nurses
becaoae it sootbes and heals, and
cannot harm the tender skin.
JUsinol Soap is ideal for the baiA.'
JUMraccWsMll Rcainol Soap ad Oiuent.
CAMELS REPLACED BY AUTOS
It is refreshing, in an almost literal
sense, this report that a traveler
brings back from the Algerian Sahara
about the sinking of wells and the con
sequent irrigation and the improve
ment of highways.
It is delightful to imagine a fringe of
green In that country, arid since the
beginning of time; the blossoming of
orchards and ardens. the waving of
filds of grain, and the motor car re
lieving the patient camel of its burden
and making across the wastes ii one
tenth the time the camel would take to
do it. Between Tunis and Carthage
this observer counted hundreds of
American windmills, and the Moor is
ceasing to be. so much of a nomad, but
is repoicing in an urgent bid for Amer
ican motor cars.
How far it is possible for windmills
and motor cars to work south from
the border states or Northern Africa
and incade that hitherto hopeless sandy
waste perhaps nobody knows, but it is
encouraging that the Invasion 1 pro
ceeding just as it is constantly nar
rowing the limits of the arid regions on
our own continent. iood, hard high
ways are linking the artificial oanes
together, and the motor car furnishes
a quick way of communication between
them aa well as a means infinitely sii
n.rinr in th old camel caravan of get
ting rruits ana grains
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HER BEDTIME VERSE
The tovs had been reluctantly laid
aside and in her dainty nightie the
little girl, scarcely more than a baby,
knelt at her mother's knee.
The eyes, which all day long are al
right with mischief, were reverently
closed, and as she haltingly uttered tne
world of the old, yet ever young child's
prayer her rapt face, raised occasion
ally froDi her dimpled hands, took on
an eifesslon almost seraphic in its
Innocent purity.
Win fervent "Amen" she ended her
supplication, then Jumped up," eyes
dancing, and exclaimed:
"Now let's say 'Little Jack Horner
sat in the corner.' I knows it better,
muvver." New York Sun.
to market.
ID)
Buck
Owiers
MOT
JACK SYLVIA, formerly with Babbitt Broth
ers, wishes to announce that he has opened
a first class Buick Repair Shop for Buick Cars.
ALL WORK IS GUARANTEED AND DONE
BY BUICK EXPERTS ONLY.
GENUINE BUICK PARTS ONLY ARE CAR
RIED IN STOCK.
Cylinder Regrinding a Specialty.
JACK'S
BUICK
GARAGE
322 Jefferson St
Phohe 3216
BETTY AND HER BEAU
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A OUR MIND I 9" "f MIGHT HAVE
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THE G01DEN-PIAW RULE
B? Ulllm Paschal Dqy
A Flier in Voodoo
There's a tiny shop in 34th street.
It is upstairs, third floor.
The entrance hall is very small.
Kight next is another entrance.
They're as like as two peas.
It is easy to confuse them.
Cine day I got Into the wrong one.
Called my floor and shop's name.
Colored elevator boy shot on past.
"1 told you third!" I remonstrated.
"I heerd ye!" he said and went on.
"Then why didn't you let me off?"
"They're in the next buildin'.
Hafter open the door fer ye.
1 didn't care to bother."
I looked at him with contempt.
"Weld, of all mean creatures'.
I think you're about the lowest!
It would be a lot of work.
To open your mouth and the door.
It pays to be decent."
"Aw, git on out!" he yawned.
"Down south." I went on;
"You'd get kicked for that.
To think my grandfather Uied!
And six uncles did, too.
To set your ancestors free.
They'd better have left you a slave!
You're not fit for freedom.
I hope they haunt you'.
And hoodoo you the whole seven!
Grandfather and the six uncles."
He turned a light greenish tan.
I had touched his Achilles heel.
He was superstitious.
"Take it off! Take it off!"
He whimpered, eyes rolling.
"Take what off!" I was mystified.
"The voodoo! The ha'nt! Please.
Sepulchrally I Intoned:
"Tonight you'lLwake at midnight.
Seven white figures will be there.
They'll surround your bed.
Lng fingers will reach out.
Weird voices will cry: 'Hoodoo! "
" 'Hoodoo! Wh do you ' "
"Don't say 'em! he Implored.
He cringed and groveled.
"I'll do anything you say.
Only take off the ha'nt!"
"All right." I was magnaminous.
"You may apologive to me.
Then you'll promise to be decent
No more such rudeness to women."
He apologized and promised.
1 I said. "Voodooavant! Now It's off."
I go in his elevator now and then.
He treats me like a queen.
Isn't it odd?
Sometimes you can't rub manners ih.
But you can scare them in.
WORLD BEATING
We understand that the world s rec
ord fast has been accomplished by a
Scotsman, who has succeeded in re
maining in prohibition America sevea
months and three days. London
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NELSON SHOE COMPANY'S SEMI-ANNUAL SHOE SALE
NELSON SHOE COMPANY'S SEMI-ANNUAL SHOE SALE
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Unusual Price Reductions are prevailing Men's, Women's, .and Children's Shoes are offered at
prices far below the "low price" mark Mothers with growing girls and husky boys are delighted
at the values offered in our
Semi -A
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hoe
ale
If it was possible to clearly picture the value, style and QUALITY of the Women's Shoes in this
advertisement that we are selling in this sale, at the prices quoted below we honestly feel that not
a pair, of shoes would be left in our store before the next day is past. Each item is a bona fide bar
gain, well worthy of your investigation! Come, and see for yourself.
A Big Special for Growing Girls
Cocoa Brown and Black Calf School Shoes,
welt soles, imitation tips, low block heels, a
very strong, durable shoe and a &H A C
$7.95
big value
Cocoa
Brown . .
-in black
An Extra Special Satin Pump
Bargain
100 pairs of Black and White Satin Pumps
with covered Military and full Louis heels,
short vamp, turn soles, especially desirable
for dancing and evening (1 QCT per pair
wear while thevlast . . .
Women's Shoes at Great Reductions
Women's field mou.-e m y hu e boot, very light welt sole. Dainty
dress heel; a handsome fitter. J16.00 value. (JQ QfT
Sale Price fpOmUO
Women's French bronze Kid. lace boot; turn nole. lull dress heel.
A wonderful shoe and very timely,
$15.00 value. Sale l'ricc
Women's Havana and Chestnut brown lace boots, welt soles,
plain toe and imitation tip. full I-ouis heels. Q- -t J p
Fashion's latest decree. $1X 00 values. Sale Price vJ-J-Tct)
S8.95
Women's Cocoa I trow n calf walking shoes, wf it sol
tip: Cuban heels. A shoe that is adapted for street
and office wear. $1:2.00 values. Sale Trice
Women's Imported Kuss Calf-4aee walking shoes, light
imitation tip. military heels. A splendid shoe and
very dressy for street; $12.00 values. Sale Price ......
Women's dark brown Elk Skin lace boot, suitable for
mountain wear; heavy welt sole, Goodyear Rubber
heel. $12.00 value. Sale Price
imitation
87.45
welt soles.
S6.45
ranch and
SS.95
Boys' Dress and School Shoes at a Big Saving
Povs' tan calf shoes, lace, broad and English lasts. Hoy Scouts.
a shoe suitable for dresa or school,
price $7.50. Sale Price
S4.95
Tlovs' black calf la e shoe. Goodyear welt sole. English and bro.t-1
toe bists. shoes suitable for diess and school wear
values up to $7.00 per pair. Sale Price
$4.45
Boys' Army shoes made up over
soles, blucher pattern, full Kusset
is durable and very comfortable, a $''.T0 valu
Sale Price
the famous MVNSON EAST
tongue, double toe. a shoe that
S4.95
NO EXCHANGES NO REFUNDS NO CHARGES NO APPROVALS
elson
Shoe
Company
42 WEST WASHINGTON
PHONE 676
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