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FIUBAT, MAT St, 1908.
PAGK TWO. THE ALBUQUERQUE CITIZEN PUBLISHED DAILY AND WEEKLY By the Citizen Publishing Company of Albuquerque, New Mexico. THE VALLEY RANCH 8 The Fishing Season Opened May 15 The moat beautiful locatloa on tba moat beautiful river (the Pecoa) In Mew Mexico. Weather warm, dry and delightful. Can accommodate a limited number of guests. OlT-OF-IHKHtS IJPK. Horseback rldln and driving. Fishing, hunt ing, tennla and camping. A big ranch In fall eperatloa. Addresi Tha Val ley Kanch, Valley Ranch. New Mealca. Gvoss Kelly & Co. (Incorporated) W. S. STRICKLER PRESIDENT WILLIAM F. BROGAN (MANAGING EDITOR ALBUQTJEIlQtTE CITIZEN. V SL1WC1U1TION HATES Om year by mail In advance Om month by ninil Month by carrier within city limits. , . $5 00 , . .60 ,. .60 Entered a seowid -class mat tor at the Poetoffloe of Albuquorqee, N. M., snider Act of tXmfrrrMi of March S, 1870. The only Uluatrated daily ncwiaH-r In New Mexloe and the bc4 ad vertlfltag medium of Uie Southwest, TOE Alini'QlTCUQCE CITIZEN IS: The leading Republican ilally and weekly newspaper f the Southwest. Ttse advocate of Republican principle and the "Square Deal." THE ALnCQrEUQCE CITIZEN HAS: Tle finest equipped job leiartment In New Mexico. The bun reports by Associated ITess and Auxiliary News Service. VK GI7T THE NEWS FIRST." STATEHOOD FOR NEW MEXICO" Let us be thankful f-r small favors, allghtly. The wool market Is looking up, The billiard and pool tournament at the Commercial club la almost thllaratlng. Texas suffered from a big wind tumped the state. the other day, the tlrst since BaJley How nice It must make Bryan feel, at Its firsi city election. Globe, Arizona, went Democratli a candl- x-Governor Francis of St. Louis' earnestly adds that he is not date for vice president. Now, who can we get? Miss Ethel Roosevelt Is to be a bridesmaid at a fashionable wedding It is hoped she will not use that as a pretext to get Uie notoriety Alice tried to acquire. Old Daddy Piatt and Mae Woods quickly knocked the pins out from ander that Gunnesa murder farm when It came to catching headlines In the papers. Gallup appear to be making a bid for notoriety about equal to Jjaa Vegas, with an assault case, twenty Indictments, and the theft of a watch by member of the petit Jury. Te prevent It going astray, no more freight marked merely with hlero glyphios will be accepted by the railroads east of the Mississippi river. Noth ing on record, however, to Indicate that the rebates event went astray. Has anv'one been trying to steal the credit due the man who brought Mm Irriiration congress to Albuquerque It has been given out that there Is to be no politics In the NaUonal Irrigation congress here, this fall. As the days pass by, it becomes more and more apparent that the Re publicans will be successful in the coming campaign In this territory. Any one who Imagines that the Republican party has been crippled by a few knockers, had better put on a pair of blue goggles and look again. Doe his wife support hlm?" 'No, but she holds him up every payday." Houston Post. New asparagus Is made of bleach ed gutapercha this year, same as ever. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. S:ewed to the gills, wasn't he?" 'What do you think he Is a fish? Naw, he's got no gills to stop at" Cleveland Plain Dealer. "What is a parlor socialist?" "A fellow who thinks he has as good a right to the girl's affection as you have." Pittsburg Post. "Crolng to run again, Senator?" "Nope. Fact Is. I was hit pretty hard by the panic, and these vindica tions come high." Philadelphia Led. ger. . O But think how much more fright. ful the hats will look when they're out of style! New York Evening Mall. O "Do you ever buy poetry?" "Well, I did buy a copy of Tenny son once," admitted the eilltor. Philadelphia ledger. Both the soldiers or the North and South will read of the passing of General Steven D. Lee, once a lieutenant general of the Confederate army, with feelings of regret and respect for his memory. A brave officer, a big nan, a fighter whom his opponents feared, General Lee left a record of which the Confederacy might well feel proud. Now that all the wounda of war days have been healed, Lee stands out as one of the finest type of the men who made that war such a terrible thing, because of their bravery and reckles daring on the field of batile. The public. Republican. Democratic and otherwise, will be happy to know that "music hath a charm to sooth" even a Congressman. A recent newspaper dispatch reads as follows: "During a fruitless wait for a quorum In the House, the members 'amused themselves by Indulging In song. The trains of 'Home, Sweet Home,' 'Way Down Upon the Suwanee River" and My Old Kentucky Home,' begun by some members on the Democratic side. were caught up by others on both sides of the chamber and echoed through the building. The member liberally applauded themselves after each selec tion while the occupants of the galleries enjoyed the novelty." In the interim what was being done with legislation? Now that the Commercial club has taken up the matter of securing some ort of a detention place for our bad boys, we may expect results. The Com tnorclal club has a reputation for getting down to business while public meet. Inga seldom do. The latter, are good enough to arouse public sentiment end to start the agitation of a subject but they seldom result In anything more. Pew Leo Die fully realize the problem which the bad boy has raised in this -city. There are three youngsters now In a cell in the county jail, the oldest of whom Is only eleven years. Those children are certainly not old enough to fully realize the end to which their present life will lead them. They are bright, clever boys, but their energies are all in the wrong direction. It would be a crime against humanity to make criminals of them before they reach manhood, all for want of a decent place to keep them and a competent person to correct thorn. The police have been brought face to face with the problem of protecting public property first and the bad boy afterwards. The police are employed to protect life and property not to conduct a school for the morals of boys. The question of raring for the bad boys of this city can not be solved too soon. In passing The Citizen respectfully suggests that no better man could be found to take charge of a house of correction than Dr. C. E. Lukens, superintendent f the Children's Home Society for the rescue of homeless children. Dr. Luken's name is brought before the publio by this paper without his knowledge and only as a suggestion. There are, no doubt, many competent people in the city for such a work, but by hi experience and training, Dr. Lukens would make an admirable man for such a place if lie would consent to act. As a city Juvenile Judge, he would use good Judg went in dealing with bad boys and his knowledge of the youngsters would tand him in hand. Hut the first thing now Is to get a detention home where the pol-ee own send boy prisoners. No common Jail Is a lit place for children 3 ft ere Are Ho tJriJTes THE CUB'S CORNER j j DAILY SHORT STORIES "Well, what's on the bill of iare to. day 7" Inquired the genial drummer. ( "Reg pardon, sah An guess aeys fly-specks. Ah'U git yo' anudder, sah." Judge. "Did vou ask that man why he paid rent Instead of owning his own home?" asked one real estate agent. "Yes." answered the other. "He said he didn't. He kept moving." Washington Star. Well." said Finnegan, "there's only wan time whin life ain't worth llvin'." 'An' whin Is that?" asked Flan- nery. "Whin ye think It ain't." Catholic Standard and Times. 'The doctor told her she drank too much coffee." "What did she do?" "He said she could drink half a much as she was drinking, une obeyed him, but she made It twice as strong." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Missed An Opportunity. From the Los Angeles Times. Newport missed an elegant oppor tunity to give another monkey dinner while Prince de Pagan was in this country to act as the guest of honor. "Oh, I couldn't love him." "Why not?" "He wears a wig." "The very idea!" Then the dear crenture removed two rats, some puffs. coronet braid a pompadour, a switch and sat down to peruse a novel. Louisville Jour nal. 0 Rorus (struggling author) That Inst hook of mine agreeably surprised you, did It? I am glad to hear that. Nnggus (literary editor) Yes; I expected to devote an entire evening to reading it. It put me to sleep In five minutes, old fellow. Chicago Tribune. "Can you be trusted with a se cret?" he asked. (The woman drew herself up proudly.) "You have known me for ten years, haven't you 7" she replied. "Yes." "Do you know how old I am?" Philadelphia Ledger. "I notice she bowed to you. Is she an old acquaintance?" "Y-yes; we're slightly acquainted. In fact, she's a sort of distant rela tion. She was the first wife of my second wife's husband." Chicago Tribune. TILE GRAND TOLR. By F. C. k. "I may have missed a whole flock of the big cathedral and 1 spent pre cious little time looking at ruins, and I wasn't In but ono art gallery," the returned European traveler was tell ing his friends at the club, "and yet my three months' tour of the conti nent wasn't In vain by a Jong shot. I was fully paid for the Vxpense Just by one afternoon that '' "That you spent in that dear Paree, hey?" Interrupted the man across the room, puffing away ut the trolley pole in his mouth. "Naw, naw," resumed the returned tourist; "what 1 was going to say was that 1 got my money's worth one aft ernoon on thctioul returning. "Now, any of you who have ever been abroad have encountered the 'And did you see thai?' bore, haven't you? That Is, the man on the boat who keeps springing places on you that you dldn t take in and w ho goes so out of his way to make you under stand w hat a iizziu J ju mini have made of your trip. He's the same man you know, who can tell you the height of most of the cathedral spires and the coat of the princlpil pieces of sculpture iu the art galleries. You've met uo with him. haven't you?" Three or four of the crowd clenched their fists and nodded recollection of the "points of interest" bore. "I guess you never fail to meet at leant five or s;x of them on your way home," went on the returned traveler. "They certainly were thick on our ooat. "Well, the bunch of them kept pretty busy with me, asking ine about the mausoleums and things 1 hadn't Been. It got to a point where 1 had to take decisive action or else give the deep sea fishes a chance to work me up into a dessert course, "One afternoon 1 retired to a quiet corner and ransacked my Baodecker and pocket atlases until 1 found tho name of a nice little unheard-of town that was in the book only because there would have been a big blank space on the map at that point. The town 1 picked must have had Just about 2ttt men, women children Ik arms and traveling men. I've forgot ten the name of it now, but it was some place in Uermany, and no one but the man, who got up thu guiuo book knew It was there. After found out about it I began to dream up a good line of dope about that town. 1 faked up a bunch of generals from the decisive battles of the old world who did things there and lot more haahuushy stuff about the freak art galleries, thu uuaiu.' birth places of diseased and deceased he roes, the queer stunts the natives do there and a lot of that sort of talk Then 1 went out to lie in wait for the bores. 1 hadn't waited long when one of them started up on his familiar 'and did you see this' symphony. "Then I turned loose my line of dope about that town of 26 souls When they said they'd never even heard of it I handed them tsonic prel ty straight talk about the people who go to Europe and visit all the coin monphiee points that everybody sees but don't make any effort to ascer tain what places are really worth while to people of erudition and dls cernmenl I made It as plain as could thut my own tastes were loo esoteric to bi satisfied w ith the ufuu noiiils of Interest that every old Cook's tourist gets to see. I painted a great picture of the things to b seen in that town of mine. All the boreit put it down in their notebooks and said they would at least wee. tha they didn't .lilss it the next time they mine over, and also tiiat they would put their friends wise. "Alter that things were peaceable." fairly A COMMON KHHOH. Life ifl made up of little things. Even the great events are brought about by series of little affairs and th g-tavext decisions are the result of unconsidered habits of thought und '.urn ef temperament. We live our lives, not by days, but by moments mi l the Joys of the world lie not at the mountain summit toward which we journey as the end of our ambition. tine of the greatest of English statesmen asked in h-s old age what had been the greatest Joy of his triumphant life, answered: "Following the bounds." The high ambi.ions, even when fully realized, are not the source of the truest happiness. That is f "ind in the little domestic jovv friendship and the humble blessings that ire common to us all. Nature moves through tile endless cycle "f the seasons by a ceaseless erles of tritles. What could be less inipor.uot , iian the budding of a single fcra-f? Yet. multiplied and continue.:, it becomes the mo.-t momentous pro Cess In the world. Grant Allen, In one of his charming eBsavs. tells us th.it for a long time Ciere has been a content between tho squirrels and the nuts, which has re sulted iu important coi eon. nces to both. To resist the squ'nrels the nuts have been for centuries thickening their shells, and to meet th changing oondi'.ions the squirrels liie been strengthen ,g and sharpening their teeth, with the result that the if'-helled nuts that once tued to grow In the hablt.it of Ola squirrel have a'l been eaten, and the squ rrels with dull teeth, not be ing able to live where wd. nuts still grow, have all starved to death. SimpTe forces such as tills are at work in en iless variety all through nature and human life. Things ordinarih of great i onscquenco may become trifles. It Is told nf one of Nanoleon's marshals at Marengo that as he was giving instructions to some generals, and pointing out to them the places hei troops were to l. hurriedh massed, a bullet ru; .ff his extended finger. The great marshal grave one glance at the bleeding stump, and then, with "As I won saying gen tlemen." extended atm'her tine r and continued his Instructions. One of the most uillicult things In l.fe is to view things in roopcr per spective. "I" that are really of no consequence w are apt to lizard as of treat Importance. h le little habits, Impulse and Ideals that, If follow ed. y ould had onward and upward, are ap: to be neglectea. Taking It Easy. From the Kansas City Star. When Judge Oray of Delaware said he would not run for president he did nt mean thnt he would not continue to Jog along In an easy lope. He merely meant that he did not propose to get all out of breath In a race that seems to have the appearance of having been fixed. The Same Mistake Is Made by Mull Albuquerque IVople. "Hee whiz!" said fleorge for the twentieth time, "It makes me mad very time I think of the tin I lost today. I actually feel as If I d like to have somebody kick me." "Hy the way. Oeorge." snid the lenr girl dreamily, "don't you think you'd better spenK to ratner mis evening?" Philadelphia Press. The MngniuteN hi Jail. From the Chicago Evening Post. "So you iieonle nut a couple of magnates In Jail on heavy fines, did you?" asks the Investigating reformer "Yes." replied the native. "We fined them the limit; they wouldn't pay. and we put them In eells." "That's a good example." "Is It? Within two days they or ganized the prisoners, guards and Jailers In the International Fenalty Company, Issued $600,000,000 In bonds, paid the fines of all the pris oners, left ua with n mnr.gage on the jail and the courthouse, and stuck the surplus money In their pockets." Wholesale Grocers Wool Hide and Pelt Dealers Albuquerque and Las Vegas Gi?oss Kelly & Co (Incorporated) o u GOWN THAT HAS "THOl'SEHETri:.S" The Sheath Oowii hlfli Startled Paris and Huh Iteoohed Anierun. It's a common error To plaster the aching back, To rub with liniments rheumatic Joints, When the trouble conies from th kidneys. ' Doan's Kidney Pills cute all kidney Ills, And are endorsed by Aibuquerqu citizens. Ed. A. Uellly, living at 513 W. Frul avenue, Albuquerque, N. M., says "For pain In the back or any trou bles which arise from Irregularity the kidneys there Is, In my opinion, no medicine equal to Doan's Kidney Pills. The value of this remedy was first proven to me about a year ago when they so quickly relieved me of an attack of pain acro.ss my loins. Since then I have scarcely been with out them and they have never failed to give the desired results. My ad vice to all complaining of backache or fault with the kidneys Is to take Doan s Kidney Pills. They are what they are recommended to be and a trial is all that is needed to prove thU." For sH'.e by all dealers. Price 60 cents. Fnster-MUburn Co.. Buffalo. New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. Sa - JH J. D. Eakln, President O. Oloml, Vice President. Cha. Mellnl, Secretary O. Bachechl, Treasurer. Consolidated Liquor Company Saeeeesora to M El INI EAKIN, and BACHECHI GIOMJ WMOLKBALK DKALRB IN Wines. Liquors and Cigars W k0p 0wrytblna la Hook to outfit tho most tottldloa bar oomplolo Have been appointed exclusive agents In the Southwest for Joe. 8. Sehlltz. Wm. Ijeinp and St. Louis A. B. C. Breweries: Xellestone, Green River. W. U. Mc Brayer's Ocdar Brook, Louis Hunter. T. J Monarch, and other brands of whiskies too numerous to mention. WE ARE NOT COMPOUNDERS But sell the straight article a received from, the best Wlnenea Distilleries and Breweries In the United States. Call and Inspect our Stock and prices, or write for Illustrated Catalogue and Price List. Issued to dealers only. I with tunic UPAMC AWn HNCItDDaCtcn PAPIIITIPC I null rtiiirii '.itLmu niiu uiuvni njjLv inviuiiLj THE BANK COMMBRO E OF LUUQUERQUE. N. M. Extends to Depositors Every Proper Accommodation and Solicits New Accounts When your food seems to nauseate take Kodo). Take Kodol now and til you know you are right again There ten't any doubt about what M will do and you will find tha truth of this statement verified after you nave used Kodol for a few weeka. It la sold here by J. H. O'Rielly Co. The diiectoire sensation w hlch gown, Paris- latest has already reached America is a most startling crea tion. It needs "trouseiettes," gener- lly of blue satin, and also form-fit ting. These are daintily cuspiayeu through a slit on each side of tne gown. Most specimens of the dlrec- toire or sheath gown so far snown in England and America are of a "Lon don smoke" color. Whooping Cough. "In February our daughter had the whooDlng cough. Mr. Lane, of Hart- land, recommended Chamberlain' Cough Remedy and said It gave hie customers the best of satisfaction. We found it as he said, and can recotn mend It to anyone having children troubled with whooping cough," aay Mrs. A. Goss, of Durand, Mich. For sale by all druggists. i i n Subscribe for the Cltiien and ra the newa CAPITAL. S150.000 OrriCERS AND DIRECTORS SOLOMON LUNA, President W. S. STRICKLER, Vice President and Cashier W. J. .JOHNSON, Assistant Cashier William Mcintosh, J. C. Baldridge, A. M. Blackwell. O. K. Cromwell. OsjQSjOaoaOssOssOsBOs Convenience - Comfort - Security The telephone makes the duties lighter, the eares less and the worries fewer. The telephone preserves your health, prolongs your life and protects your borne. YOU NEED A TELEP HONE IN YOUR HOUB 1HE COLORADO TELEPHONE CO. imrimvmnoirymcmomomumomomymcmnmri "Renders &e Banking' Service That Counts for Business Success." State National BanK ALBUQUERQUE