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Ci ARE THE BEST CIGARETTE SMOKERS who care to pay a little more than tlie cos; of ordinary trade cigarettes will find ths PET CIGARETTES SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHERS Made from the highest cost Gold Leal grown in Virginia, and are ABSOLUTELY PURE SUNBEAMS. Tillingliast Can love oome after mar riage?' is a much disoussed question now. Uildersleeve I know it can. A man of my acquaintance got married, and two months later he fell in love with another women and eloped with her. The Point of the Pistol Is (in effectual persuader, and there are many persons so unmindful of the symp toms of on coming disease that it would almost take that deadly argument to in duce them to adopt precautionary meas ures. The best of these is a recourse to that botanic restorer, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. - It vanquishes malaria, rheumat ism, kidney and bladder trouble, failing digestion, biliousness and irregularity of the bowels, and completely fortifies the system against their further inroads. Its ingredients aro drawn from nature's storehouse, consequently it is free from the objections attaching to many ab solutely or semi-mineral remedies. For the delicate, infirm, convalescent and elderly it is peculiarly beneficial. It well merits .continuous and systematic use. Take it at bed time to induce sleep, aud between meals to stimulate appetite and digestion. The medical fraternity concur in indorsing it. Indeed, I think I know why knots Are always found in trees immense; Tis so that there may be some holes For small boys in the base ball fence. Some time ago I was taken sick with a cramp in the stomach, followed by diar rhoea. I took a couple of doses of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar rhoea Remedy and was immediately re lieved. I consider it thebest medicine in tho market for all such oomplaints. I have sold the remedy to others and every one who uses it speaks highly of it. J. W. Striekler, - Valley Center, Cal. For eale by A. C. Ireland, jr. Equine Sagacity. First Lieutenant: How do you like the horse you bought from me last week 1 Second Lieutenant: Very much. He might hold his head a little higher, though. First Lientennnt: Obi that will come all right when he is paid for. Having used Chamberlain's Cough Bomedy in my family and found it to be a flret-olass article, I take pleasure in re commending it to my friends. J. V. Foster, Westport, Cal. For sale by A. C. Ireland, jr. Patience. He: Your friend with whom you have the appointment is keeping yon an awful time. I wonder you stand it. Mile, Eulalia: He has promised to marry me, and as I have been waiting for him four years another hour or two is nothing to mel The Value of a Package. The contents of a 25-oent package of Simmons Liver Regulator will oure many n sick headache. It's the woman's friend. "It cured me permanently of siok head ache." C. S. Morris, Brownsville, W. Va. Take it dry on the tongue, or make a tea. Practice Makers Perfeot. Goot night, Mrs. Prown. I haf to sank ' you for de most bleasant efening I haf effer sohbent in my life. Oh.don't say that,- Herr Schmidt! Acht bot I do say dat! I alvays say dat. RHEUMATISM, LUMBAGO, . SCIATICA, LAME BACK, DEBILITY, Etc. UIIY DE SICK VTben a trifle will buy the greatest heallag Invention of the day? Or. Sanden'a Electric Belt to complete body battery for ael treatment, and (marantced, or money alnjkrf If will hum wU.llftnf. HIMliAltlA Rheumatism, Lnmbttjfo, Mattes, lme MaeK. HMney ana . Iiver i'onipiii, Nervous Debility. Weakness, Xoeaea. trains and all elfeeta of early Indiscre tion or exeew. To weak men It la the (r rentest poMWle noon, tne mira, Mooltilnir electric current la applied direct to the nerve center and improve ments are felt from the llrat bonr need. A pocket edition of the celeDratea electro medical work, "Three Classes of Men,' nil noon appi iwed weakness should easy, sure null isirdy way to rwsrnln Mtrenvtil liealtb when everjUUnic else kaa failed. The 8ANDEN ELECTRIC CO., Ho. MS mxteenth St- Denver, CoL Auto Mew Tark, Chicago London, Eng. largest Electro-Medical Concern i n the Worldl A Remarkable Care or KIieunintim. Westminster, Cal., March 21, 1HUA. Some time ago, on awakening one morn ing, I found that I hnd rheumatism in my knee so badly that, as I remarked to my wife, it would be impossible for me to at tend to business that day. Remember ing that I had some of Chamberlain's Pain Balm in my store I Bent for a bottle, and rubbed the afflicted parts thoroughly with it, according to directions, and with in an hour I was completely relieved One application had done the business It is the best liniment on the market, and I sell it under a positive guarantee. R. T.Harris. For sale by A. C. Ireland, jr. THE QUEEN. He knows, tbe rogue on tho tree, That over mountain and lr i The spring is coming, coming, Faster than eye can see. Last week he was stark with cold, Went heavy, songlnss and old. Why, hark to the tune he is humming! 'Tis a song for the days of gold. And her voice that calleth the swallows Home, and the gold wren follows, Nearer is coming and nearer, Thrilling the hills and hollows. And he knows, the rogue on the tree,' 'Tis the qneon from over tho soa. Her voice Is sweeter and dearer Than any blackbird's can be. New York Tribune. NONA. Some years ago I passed several weeks at a fishing village on the coast of Brit tany. What a hole it was! But how picturesque! A miserable anchorage, for ten boats at the most, a single stony street, which I can compare to nothing better than a mountain torrent On top of the bill a church, a veritable gothio toy, which stood in the middle of a cemetery from which a magnificent view of the ocean was obtained. Find ing myself in the vein for work, I lin gered in this out of the way corner until the end of the month of September, which by a rare chance in rainy Finis tere, was that year exceptionally mild and clear. But one cannot always compose verses and write, and a walk was my hygiene and my distraction. My most frequent promenade was along the beach, having on my right the bleak and rocky cliffs and on my left the uncovered stretches of sand an immense desert of sand left bare by the outgoing tide. Two or three times I had exchanged civilities with some custom house officer going his rounds, his gun slung over his shoulder. I was so regular and peaceful a prome nader that the sea swallows were no Jonger afraid of me and hopped in front of me, leaving the print of their star shaped feet in the wet sand. I walked six or eight kilometers a day and re turned home with my pockets filled with those dainty shells which are found by burying the hand deep down in the damp pebbles. This was my favorite excursion. However, on the days when a strong breeze was blowing and the tide was very high I abandoned the seashore, and climbing the village street I strolled along the sandy moor or else I settled myself with a book on a bonch in a cor ner of the cemetery, which was shelter ed by the church tower from the west end. It was a lovely spot, conducive to sad ness and revery. The church tower stood out against the autumn sky, over which dark clouds were scurrying. Crows, whose nests were in the steeple, flew out with their hoarse cawing, and the shadow of their large wings glided over the scattered tombstones, almost hidden in the grass. In the evening more than at any oth er time, the last rays of tho setting sun bathing the sea as though with blood, the ragged branches of the skeleton of an old apple tree silhouetted against the crimson sky and the deep intense still ness of the wild home of the dead flood ed my soul with melancholy. It was on such an evening as I have just, described that, wandoring among the tombs, many of which bore under the sailor's name this mournful legend, "Died at sea," I read on a new cross the following words, which astonished and puzzled me: "Here reposes Nona Le Magnet. Died at sea Oct. 26, 1878, at the age of 19." Died at sea! A young girl! Women hardly ever go out in the fishing boats. How did this happen? " Well, monsieur, ' ' said a gruff voice behind me' suddenly, "you are looking at poor Nona's tomb?" . I turned around and recognized an old sailor, with a wooden leg, whose good graces I had acquired by the aid of a few glasses of brandy;, which I had giv en him in the taproom at the inn. "Yes." I .replied "But I thought that you;' fishermen never permitted women to go out with you. I have even been told : that they bring you misfor tune." : ... . " . "And that is the truth," responded the good man. "Besides, Nona never went into a boat. Would you like to know how the poor little one died? Well, I will tell you. "First of all, I must tell you that Pierre, her father, was a topman, like myself, and an old comrade. At Bour get, when Admiral La Ronciere raised his golden helmet on the point of his saber, and we flung ourselves, hatchet in hand, on the embattled houses, we marched elbow to elbow, Pierre and I, and it was he who received me in his arms when those cursed Prussians put a ball in my thigh. That same evening in the ambulance at the fort Pierre held my hand to give me courage while the surgeon amputated my limb, and he was there at my bedside when the ad miral brought me my medal. But those rascally Prussians got the best of us, and we were sent home. I, with my wooden leg, was practically helpless. But Pierre, who yds uninjured, hired on board a fishing smack. Very soon afterward his wife died from an inter mittent fever, leaving him the care of little Nona, who was going on 10 years of age. "Naturally while the widower was at sea it was I, his comrade, 1, the old bachelor, who cared for the little- one. She was a good and pretty child, mon sieur; courageous and sweet tempered. We very often went to the rooks at low tide to gather turtles, shrimps, prawn, and sometimes we were fortunate enough to find a lobster. Ah, but we were good friends I "This went on for about two years, Nona had made her first communion, grown and shot up like a thistle In the sand. But one day the Amelia, Le Magnet's boat, was overtaken in a storm and wrecked. The skipper did not haul in hia tail soon enough, and the boat trunk on that reef von can see ovr there just a littlo more to the 4ai board. There were four men in the crew the skipper, two sailors and my poor Pierre. But the sea only gave up three of the drowned men and retained my oomrade. Nona became an orphan. It goes without saying that I did my best to replace her father. But the child, even after the first sorrow passed away, did not seem to console herself. And do you know why, monsieur? Because of an idea all the women around here have. They believe that a soul must remain in pain unto the judgment dav unless it re poses in consecrated groffid. We men do not believe in all this nonsense when we know what happens wheu there is a death on board ship. But Nona could not be forced to believe other than the women had taught her and continued to burn candles at all the pardons in the neighboring towns for the repose of her father's souL "However, in spite of everything, time is a famous merchant of forgetful aess, and Nona after a few years ap peared to me to become somewhat rec onciled. Besides, her grief had not pre vented her from growing handsomer and taking a pride in herself, and it is not because I loved her like a father, but, upon my honor, she was the freshest and prettiest young girl in the parish. We lived so happily together. We were not rich, to be sure, but we lived, and we enjoyed ourselves all the same. I had my pension and my medal, and then we used to go together to hunt for lobsters in the rocks. The trade is a paying one, and there is only one danger, that of being overtaken by the tide. Ah, unfortunately that t was how sho met her death, poor little one ! "One day when my rheumatism con fined me to the house, she went fishing alone. It was just such a day as today, tho sky clear, the wind high. When the rock searchers gathered together with full baskets, they perceived that Nona failed to respond to their calls. There was no possible doubt. Great God, she had been delayed and surrounded by the rising tide! She had been drowned! Ah, what a night I passed, monsieur! At my age, yes, a hard hearted man like me, I sobbed like a woman. And the remembrance came to me of the poor child's belief that to go to heaven she must be interred in consecrated ground. Therefore as soon as the tide went down I went to the shore, and, with the others, searched for the body. "And we found poor Nona," con tinued the old sailor in a trembling voice. "We found her on a rock covered with seaweed, where, knowing that she was going to die, the poor little one had prepared herself for death. Yes, mon sieur, she had tied her skirts below the knees with her fichu, through modesty, and with her old idea uppermost had attached herself to the seaweed by her hair, her beautiful black hair, certain that she would thus be found and in terred in consecrated ground. Aud I can say, I, who know what bravery is, that there is perhaps not a man bravo enough to do likewise. " The old man was silent. By the loot gleam of the twilight I saw two great tears rolling down his weather beaten cheeks. We descended to the village side by side in silence. I was profoundly touched by this simple girl's courage, who, even in the agonies of death, had retained the modesty of her sex and the piety of her race, and before me in the distant immensity, in the solitudes of the heavens aud the sea, gleamed out the beacon lights and the stars. Oh, brave men of the sea ! Oh, noble Brittany ! From the French of Francois Coppee For Romance. Dickens' Characters. Not even Dickens, I think, found room for a butcher amid his Babylon of trades. A bailiff he has and eight sher iff's officers, half a dozen beadles and half as many more brokers. The sher iff's officer is, of course, a familiar enough figure from the days of our lit erary drama. An ingenious American has compiled a list of Dickens' characters, classified by callings, and it reads like nothing so much as a trades directory. There are architects, auctioneers, bankers, barbers, boarding house keepers, blacksmiths, carpenters, ' carriers, chandlers, chem ists, clerks (a perfect army of them), coachmen, coal merchants, constables, corn chandlers,' costumers, detectives, doctors, doiuestio servants, dry salters, engineers, engine drivers, fanners, fish ermen, gamekeepers, grocers, green gro cers, haberdashers, hopgrowers, jailers and turnkeys, laborers, lamplighters, lawyers, law stationers, locksmiths, manufacturers, merchants, medical stu dents, money lenders, notaries, hostlers, pawnbrokers, parish clerks, plasterers, porters, postmasters, potboys, report ers, robemakers, saddlers, sailors, sex tons, shipwrights, stewards, stokers, stonemasons, sugar bakers, tailors, teach ers, tobacconists, toymakers and mer chants, undertakers, watermen, weav ers, wharfingers, wheelwrights. The list might be made longer, but that perhaps is long enough to make you realize iow amply provided with trades and tradesmen are the teeming streets of Dickens' imagination. Mao millan's Magazine. Iridium. Singularly enough, iridium, though a metal of such comparative rarity, is said to be a source of no small trouble in the operations of our mints, on account of the difficulty experienced there in sepa rating it from gold bullion. Practically, as is well known, this metal is utilized to some extent for making instruments of delicacy which require to possess the property of not corroding, and is obtain ed from iridosmine, a natural alloy of iridium, osmium, rhodium, platinum and ruthenium, an extraordinarily white mixture of rare metals, much of it be ing found in washing for gold in the beach sands of Oregon, and it resists the action of all single acids. In its use for tipping gold pens, in which it is special ly serviceable, the grains of it, which are flat, like gold dust, are picked out with magnifying glasses. New York Sun. . Mariont Oh, Laura, I don't know what to do. . Fred has promised that he will atop drinking if I marry him, and Charlie says he'll take to drink if I don't marry him. In Maine, U. 8., they are so in favour of celebrating Abraham Lincoln's birth day that they passed a resolution by which the old Abe becomes a general holiday. " Hard Look! Aristoc ratio young Stu dent: I. shall not pay for these photo graphs. There are only twenty-seven hairs of my moustache shown, whereas I know I have thirty-four. BODS, Sttcifty buds, younff wo men just entering, the doors of soci. cty or woman hood, require the wisest care. To be beautiful and vj? charming they must nave perfect health, with all it implies a clear skin, rosy cheeks, bright eyes and good spirits. At thi3 period the young woman is especially sensi tive, and many nervous troubles, which continue througheUfe, have their origin at this time. If there be fiatn, headache, backache, and nervous dis. urbauees, or the general health not good, the judicious use of medicine should be employed. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip tion is the best restorative tonic and nerv ine at this time. The best bodily condition results from its use. It's a remedy spc cially indicated for those delicate weak nesses and derangements that afflict wo. menkind at one period or another. You'll find that the woman who has faithfully used the " Prescription " is the picture of health, she looks well and she feels well. . In catarrhal inflammation, in chronic dis placements common to women, where there are symptoms of backache, dizziness or fainting, bearing down sensations, disor dered stomach, moodiness, fatigue, etc., the trouble is surely dispelled and the sufferer brought back to health and good pints. " WOMAN'S ILLS." Mrs. W. R. Bates, of Dilworth, Trumbull Co., cl uuw, writes: "A few years ago I took Doctor Pierce's Favorite Prescription, which has been a great benefit to me. I am excellent health now. I hope that every wo man, who is troubled with 'women's ills,' will try the 'Prescrip tion ' and be benefited is I have been." lias. Batm. Misunderstood. Gamekeeper (to short sighted sportsman): I should advise you, sir, to Bhoot with your glasses. What, do you think I should hit mors than if I used my gun? Miss Uppercut (out shopping): What a beautiful woman! Mrs. Uppororust Yes, but she evidently moves in some vulgar set or other. I just heard her ask the price of a bonnet before trying it on. ATLANTIC & PACIFIC RAILROAD. (Western Division.) (J. V, Reinhnrt, John J. MoOook, Joseph G. Wilson, Receivers.) . TIME TABLE NO. 39. In Effect Sunday, November 1, 1891. Leave Chicago at 10:00 p. m.; 10:00 p m. Arrive at Chioago at 10:00 p. m. j 9:00 a. m. Leave Kansas City, Mo., at 1:60 p. m.; 2:00 p. m. Arrive at Kansas City, Mo., at 6:10 p. m.; 5:00 p. m. Leave Denver at 11:50 p. m. Arrive at Denver at 5:15 a. m.i 1:15 a. m. Leave La Junta at 7:20 a.m.; 10:10. Ar rive at La Junta at 10:50 a. m.; 8:55 p. m STATIONS Lv. Ar. 9:40p. 2:15a. 3:07a. 3:35a. 5:30a. 6:50a. 8:10a. 3:30a. 9:10a. 9:15a. 10:05a. 12:03p. 1 :25a, 2:55p. 5:40n. ..Albuquerque.. . .Coolidire.... Wing-ate. . . . Gallup Navajo Springs. ....Holbrook.. Winslow... Fins-staff 8:l5p. 8:;p. 2:50p. 2 :20i. 6:10a l:35p, 1:07a, 12:35a, 10:18p, 8:55p, 7:50p, B:40p, 4:20p, 2:55p, 2:00p, 12:40p 10:10a, 7:50a, 6:10a, 3:10a, 12:32a, 12:10a, 12:03p. 10:40a. 8:30a. 7:20a, 6:00a. 4:30a. 3:35a. 2:10a. 11 :35p. 8:50p. 7:35p. BrtOp. 2:43p. 2:20p. l:00p. 10:15a. 13:35p. l:35p. 2:45p. 4:05p. 6:05p. 8:30p. 10:30p. 12 :50a. 3:52a. 4:15a. 7:35p. Williams :ro, ....Ash Fork. Sellirman. 9:50p. 11 :Jp. 1:40a. 4:10a. 6:10a. 9:00a. 12:07p. 2:20p. 6:X)p.! ..Peach Springs.. Kingman.... .. .Needles, Cal. . Blake , Baerdad Daggett Ar..Barstow. Ar....Mojave. .Lv .Lv Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 a. m.; 6:30 p, m. Leave Los Angeles at 7:00 a. m. 6:00 p. m. Arrive San Diego 12:15 p. m.j 9:20 p, m. Leave San Diego at 2:15 p. m. Arrive at San Franoisoo at 9:15 a. m. Leave San Francisco at 9:00 a. m. Every day but Sunday. CONNECTIONS. ALBUQUERQUE A., T. & S. F. Railwny for all points east and south. ASH FORK Santa Fe, Presoott k Phoa- nii railway for points in central and southern Arizona. BLAKE Nevada Southern Railway for Purdy and connection with stage lines for mining districts north. BARSTOW Southern California Railway for Los Angeles, San Diego and other California points. MOJ AVE Southern Paoiflo Company for San Franoisoo, Saoramento and other northern California points. . Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars No change is made by sleeping oar pas sengers between San Franoisoo, Los Angeles orSan Diego and Chicago. The Atlantic fc Paoiflo Railroad, the great middle route aoross the American oontinent, in jonneotiou with the rail ways of the "Santa Fe route." Liberal management; superior facilities; pio turesque soenery; excellent accommoda tions. , The Grand Canon of the Colorado the moatsnblime of nature's work on earth, indescribable, can easily be reaohed via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs on this road. To the natural bridge of Arizona and Montezuma's well you can journey most directly by this line. Ob serve the anoient Indian civilization of Laguna or Acorns, "the City of the Sky." Visit the petrified forest near Carrico. See and marvel at the freak of Canon Diablo. Take a hunting trip in the mag mfloent pine forests of the Han Franoisoo mountains. Find interest in the ruins of the pre-historio Cave and Cliff Dwellers, 0 View the longoai cantilever bridge in Amerioa across the Colorado river. - , Jho. 3. Bybnb, Gen. Pass. Agt., Los Angeles, Cal. O. H. Sri ass. Ats't Gen. Pass. Agt., Ban Franoisoo, Cal. u. 8. Van StiToi, Gen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. It. Ml A MUD BATH. A Drummer's Unique Story of the Way It Was Taken. Two drummers walked up to the counter of one of tho hotels last evening. The night clork stood behind It, mon arch of all that he didn't survey. The logs of the bellboys dangled from a row of chairs in front of the desk. To the side a renorter. with half shut eyes, saw scoops in the celling and heard them in the elevator. "Say, Pete, scratch out that bath item from my bill, will youf" said one of the drummers to the clerk. . The speaker was a dapper little fellow, with a colossal gift of gab. "Couldn't you stand the mud bathf" asked tho strapping big drummer with the shaking checks. "No," was the disgruntled reply. "Muddy Mississippi river water is tho healthfulest thing in the world to bathe in," said the night clerk, mounting his stool, which stood noar the cashier's desk. "Pshaw I" exclaimed the little drummer. "The way I do," said the big traveling man, "is to let the water stand in the tub for sovoral hours. The mud settles in the bottom, and tho water is clear. Then I batho, but am careful not to create a stir. " "You ain't In it with my partner." "No?" "Why, my partner gets into the muddy water. It's so muddy you can sharpen a knifo on it." "YesP" "Well, my partner, he gets Into the wa ter, mud and all, and takes a bath any how." "He does, eh?" And how does he come out?" "Well, my partner," I said, "gets into the mud nnd water and takes a bath." "H don't do him any good, " said the bigger drummer. "No," replied the other, "not until he dries" "And what then?" "Why, it takes two hours to dust him off." The pair of them laughed. " Your bill's $30," said the clerk. "My! It was only $35 a moment ago, mud bath included." "Yes," returned the clerk, "but $5 is for lying." The little drummer passed three tens through tho window and walked out into the night. Now Orleans Picayune. Left to Finish It. "Miss Mansard," said the head of the business house to his pretty stenographer, "have you written those letters to delin quent debtors, tolling 'cm to pay or get sued?" "Yes, sir," said Miss Mansard. "And that long letter to the Kansas City branch house?" "Yes, sir." "Well," said the head of the firm, "I have another letter here I'd like to get off this afternoon, if you please. The stenographer approached and sat down by the little wooden leaf which he drew out from his desk for her. "The address," said tho head of the house, commencing to dictate rapidly, "is James Broderlck, Trent Falls Station, Vt. Dear old friend, your letter is received, and I assure you it gives me great pleasure to hear of your welfare. I hope your fam ily will continue in tho best of spirits, and I shall certainly look forward with satis faction to your proposed visit here. Para graph. In regard to your inquiry as to why I don't got married, would say I have been too busy, but mean to take steps to remedy the matter at once. I am this aft ernoon about to make a proposition of the kind you suggest to Miss Mary Mansard a charming young woman who Is employed in my office and who is in every way fitted to adorn a homo with womanly graces. Miss Mansard heretofore has been rather distant in her conduct, but this may be due wholly to a natural reserve. Para graph. My stonogrnpher has instructions to append to this letter the fact that Miss Mansard's answer is" The head of the firm interrupted him self and turned to open a fresh batch of business lottcrs. ' "You may finish that lottor, Miss Man sard, yourself," he said, "although I trust you understand that tho first duty of an employee is to obey the evident wishes of tho employer, whether spoken or implied." And Miss Mansard obediently withdrew to her typowrltor. Chicago Record. A Prophecy Fulfilled. "Strangel" The swarthy man, who was the cynosure of all eyes in that impressive scene, chuo klod softly to himself. "It was predicted of me that some day I would mnke my mark. And now" And there was not one trace of pride or self assumption in his manner. "It has all come true." Taking the pen handed him, he put a oross mark beneath the words, "I am not guilty. Jock Stubbs." Now York Wwld. Where Wealth Is Desplted. Fashionable Tailor Go front at once. Two young clerks there after suits. New Man (whispering) I'm waiting on a millionaire. "Leave him and attend to the olerks. Those millionaires don't buy new clothes once In five years. A clerk is good for a fresh suit ovory three months." New York Weekly. Bllsifal Unconsciousness. Mrs. Wltherby Did you notice, my dear, when Mr. Drowsie ascended the pul pit, how shabby he looked? Witherby Yes, but when he began to deliver the sermon I forgot everything. Clothier and Furnisher. A Left Banded Phyllis. Got a new servant girl up t' aour house, Shy actin thing gets scared at a mouse; Bays boys like me is wuss'n a pest, Bays she al'ays liked little girlses 'e best, Buhl Little glrlsl They ain't no fun. What use is little girlses, naow, V any one! Broke a glass Jelly dish fi'st day she came. Gorryl Didn't ma talk till her tongue got lame? Wall, naow, she did! 'N 'e girl she orled, 'N said she wished she o'd jest up 'n died. Huhl Wat's 'e use? S'posin she had? Dish 'd been smashed, 'ouldn't it, jest as badf She can't oook ; she don't know haow. Yon jest ought ter seen her sponge eake naow I Wall, naow, I guess 'twould a-made you laffl Ha said 'twan't fit ter feed t' a caff. Buhl Y' don't catch me A-eatin her bread I don't wish es haow I wns dead. Ma says she won't stay very long Up t' aour house 'n she ain't fur wrong. 1 put tacks in her bed las' night Didn't she screech till 'e eaows turned white? Buhl Maybe bo ! Boys is "win 'n a pest" '8 long' she stays, she won't git no rest. 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