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ARE THE 5E5T CIGARETTE SMOKERS who care to pay a little more than the cos: of ordinary trade cigarettes will find th1? PET CIGARETTES SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHERS Made from (he highest cost Gold Leat grown in Virginia, and are ABSOLUTELY PURF SUNBEAMS. Woman's Part.-VWhiehlis my part this duet? risked the prima donna of he husband, who was the tenor. Your part Here it is, of course. ' The one with the last words in it. The Point of the Pistol is an effectual persuader, and there -are many persons so unmindful of the symp toms of on oomiug disease that it wonld almost take that deadly argument to in duce them to adopt precautionary meas nres. The best of these is a reoonrse to that botanic restorer, Hostetter's Btomaoh Bitters. It vanquishes malaria, rheumat ism, kidney and bladder trouble, failing digestion, biliousness aud irregularity of the bowels, and completely fortifies the system against their further inroads. Its ingredients are drawn from nature's storehouse, consequently it is free from the objections attaching to many ab solutely or semi-mineral remedies. For the delicate, infirm, convalescent and elderly it is peculiarly beneficial. It well merits continuous and systematic use, Take it at bed time to induce sleep, and between meals to stimulate appetite and digestion. The medical fraternity concur in indorsing it. Foreigners. Tom : You know, Slimkins is rather a decent sort of fellow, only can't stand his jokes they ar so far fetohed. Harry: Far-fetched? I should think they were, considering that most of them come all the way from America. Some time ago I was taken siok with a cramp in the stomach, followed by diar rhoea. I took a couple of doses of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diar rhoea Remedy and was immediately re lieved. I consider it the best medioine in the market for all such complaints. have sold the remedy to others and every one who uses it speaks highly of it. J W. Striokler, Valley Center, Cal. For sale by A. C. Ireland, jr. At the Club. First Johnny: It struck me that little girl you were dining with the other night was Bomewhat pensive second Ditto: Jfix-penslve, my boy. Economical. Old Gent (to street arab, with whom has just collided): Be careful boy. Why don't you look where you are going? Street Arab: Why don't you? mere s no need o two of us loekmg. Having used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in my family and found it to be a first-class article, I take pleasure in re commending it to my friends. (J. V Foster, Westport, Cal. . For sale by A. 0, Ireland, jr. A Man very much intoxicated was sent to prison. Why don't you bail him out? inquired a bystander of his friend. Bale him outl exclaimed the . other, you couldn't pump him out. : The Value of a Package. The contents of a 25-oent paokage of Simmons Liver Regulator will cure many a siok headache It's the woman's friend. "It cured me permanently of sick head ache." C. 8. Morris, Brownsville, W. Va. Take it dry on the tongue, or make a tea. How to Make Oneself Beloved. Sir John Oldbeau: Ah, my boy, yon aren't old enough to remember it, but this was once the lovely and fascinating Araminta Hopkins! We all raved about her when I was youngl RHEUMATISM, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA, LAME BACK, DEBILITY, Etc. VIIY DE SICK When a trifle will buy the greatest healing invention of the day? ftr.Handen's Electric Helt la a eerapleto body battery (or aelft treatment, and maraoteed, or none) refunded. It win cure without medioine Hbenmatlam, Lonbwi), Betatiea, Lame Hack, Kidney and Elver Complaint, Nervous Debility, Weakness, Losses, I rains and all effect ol early Indisere tlon or excess. To weak men it la the a-reatent poaalble boon, aa the mild, jrttothtaK electric current la applied direct to the nerve centers and improve menu an felt from the Brut boar a Bed. A pocket edition of the celebrated electro medical work, "Three Classes of Men," Illustrated, is sent free, sealed, by mail upon unnXcation. Every yonmr, mlddle-i r old man su Bering-the ghteet weakness ahould read it. It will show an an and apecdy way rIMiuiP" health when everytblnjt ehe baa ta The 8ANDEN ELECTRIC CO., No. Sixteenth SU, Denver, Col. Also Hew York, r hleaKW tendon. Cog. largest Electro-Medical Concern i a the Worldl A Remarkable Cure of HhcuniatiMm Westminster, Cal., March 21, 1881. Some time ago, on awakening one morn ing, I found that I had rheumatism in my kneo so badly that, as I remarked to my wife, it would be impossible for me to at tend to business that day. Remember ing thftt I had some of Chamberlain's Pain Balm in my store I sent for a bottle and rubbed the afflicted parts thoroughly with it, according to directions, and with in an hour I was completely relieved Une application nad done the business It is the best liniment on the market, and I sell H under a poBitive guarantee. R T. Harris. For sale by A. 0. Ireland, jr. A LOVE SONG. M;' little leaves, why are you glad? Answer, quivering little leaves, Sina'.l clapping leaves, so freshly clad In a green world that never grieves. Answer me, for my heart is sadl Love Uod, lovo GodI they sing, Gay as the birds a-wing. My little flowers, what's your delight? Now answer, for my soul believes In your sweet potals, pure and white, Sweet purity no man deceives. Answer, my iiow'rets fair and bright. Love God, love GodI they sing, Gay as the birds a-wing. Fresh blades of grass, you cheerful seem. What is it that all grief relieves? Thick ye upspring, a fair sunbeam In your low stems its brightness weaves. How do you koop that sunny gleam? Love God, love GodI they sing, Gay as the birds a-wing. The flowers and grass make their reply, With all the merry clapping leaves, And echoing the holy cry The drooping heart its joy retrieves. All voices to their Maker fly. Love God, love GodI they sing, Gay as the birds a-wing. Constance Hope in Good Words. FIRST LOVE. I have for years led a roving life and am most at home iu railway carriages, waiting, rooms, hotels and restaurants. On this account my reading has been of all kinds, and I have given up wishing to be dainty in my literary diet. Only German and French romances and novels by authors unknown to me, or writerg whose style I do not enjoy, inspire me with an unconquerable respect. Books hy these authors I never ven ture to open, even in the greatest dearth of reading matter. Besides I eagerly welcome everything published by the latest journals and look through each weekly and monthly periodical that I come across in dining or waiting room. That is why I have a succession of fragments of a considerable number of Stories in my head, and as their classifi cation does not especially interest me it thus happens that I occasionally join the end of one to the beginning of the other. Some of these dovetailed stories please me quite as well as the noted novels of famous authors. This is a matter of taste, and I allow myself no criticism. Sometimes I finish for myself a story, the beginning of which I have read, or invent the first chapter for the conclusion of a romance which has fallen into my hands. Then, after a time, it is difficult to distinguish between what is mine and what is not mine. In most cases indeed I have of a morning when I leave a city forgotten what I have read there on the preceding evening. But when a story has pleased me I enjoy repeating it to myself in the railway carriage, and then it becomes fixed in my memory and recurs later, at irregular intervals, as something per sonally experienced or again invented by myself. The following narrative is one of these tales. I have forgotten where I read it for the first time. Whether the tale was exactly as I now have it in my mind I do not any longer know. But the idea is not mine. I believe I found it in a Paris review. Then it must have been many years since, for several omnivorous read ers among my French acquaintances, of whom I made inquiry regarding that easily recognized sketch, could not re member to have read it. It is also possi ble that I found it in Berlin or London. Should the owner at any time reclaim it, will return his property with thanks, Here is the story as it has shaped itself little by little in my head : The numerous guests of the countess bad been slowly retiring since 1 1 o'clock, and about 13 there were only some half dozen people assembled in the salon, the very intimate friends of the house. The handsome Palamede had pronounced his verdict upon the notable toilets of the evening, Rene had recounted the last duel, Edmond the last steeplechase. The scandal of the day had been commented upon in the usual philanthropic fashion, and for the first time for half an houf the conversation had languished. The countess turned to her neighbor, the quiet Gaston. f - Yon are making more noise than usual this evening," said she. "You have been sleeping this half hour with open eyes. " The gentleman addressed, who had been sitting upon a low chair, earnestly engaged in keeping up a fire in the chimney, in whioh he had dis played the ability that, according to a French proverb, is a privilege of lovers and philosophers, turned Blowly and made answer, "I am thinking of my first love." "Gratitude does honor to the receiver and to the giver alike," said the count' ess. "Tell ns the story of the first love that still makes you dream today. " Gaston slowly rubbed his thin hands, as was his habit, and without waiting for further urging began as follows : "When I say my first love, I do not mean the very first This indeed caused me in its time much pain and anxious joy, put that is long since forgotten. Many a time, when I now recall it, it seems as though I thought of another's love tale and not my own. I was at the time perhaps 13 or 18 years old, and she was the sister of my schoolfellow Jacques. "I saw her for the first time upon our playground, where she appeared with her mother, during an intermission, to see her brother. It was winter. The yard was full Of snow, and a fierce battle waged between the opposing factions in to whioh the school was divided. At the moment when I saw her at the entrance to the playground, a harder snowball hit me on the head, so that I fell down un conscious. A few minutes after, when I again came to myself, I was sitting upon a chair in the porter's room, and both ladies, the mother and sister of my friend, stood near and regarded me anx iously. ., ... . . "The next morning she caused inquiry to be made after my health through Jacques, and on the following Sunday I called upon her. I spoke no word. : 1 ventured scarcely to raise my eyes, but I would willingly have thrown myself a thousand .times into fire or water tai again draw upon me tiio solicitous glance of the beautiful maiden. "In the evening I invented for myself the most marvelous heroio deeds where with I would fain have aroused her as tonishment and compelled her admira tion. Anything else I neither desired nor expected. The nncouscious dawn of love in the heart of youth belongs with its peculiarities only to pure childhood. ' ' The young heart is foolishly happy in sacrifice, quietly content and blindly conceited and vain. It cauuot yet love, it needs but to be loved and admired ; to bestow happiness is not its object, and the only joy it knows is a blissful un rest ; its only need, to receive love with out bestowing it. In after years one gives without receiving and is very well off with that So everything in the world is arranged in the best manner, where there are people who find their joy in giving, and others who are hap piest in receiving. "But how short and sweet is the one time when one gives and receives, when one loves and is beloved I I have known it, but sho who then made me so inex pessibly haiipy has now loft me. How beautiful was the world when I saw it with her ; how blue the heaven ; how soft the air I We hastened, hand in hand, from place to place, and wherever we went, laughingly joy stepped forth to greet us, begging 'us to linger. We went laughing, singing, rejoicing along, as sured of our good fortune everywhere. "Sometimes our riotous delight, over stepping all bounds, startled sober peo ple. But the stern glance softened when it rested upon us : 'Thoy are young. Let them enjoy themselves, ' said the old, and went along sorrowfully smil ing. She clung so tightly to my arm, she nestled so closely to my side, that I thought I could never lose her. The idea of a possible change never came to me, never troubled me. Thus I lived a long time. Weeks, months, years flew by, and I heeded them not. "One evening, after we had spent the day yet more madly and merrily than usual, she suddenly appeared to me dis contented and cold. A terrible fear which I am not able to describe fell upon me. An icy coldness orept over me. 'She will leave you, ' said I to myself , 'certainly, surely, she will leave you. ' It occurred to me how little I had really concerned myself about her, how I per haps had expected too much of her truth and constancy. For the first time I felt my trust in myself and in her waver, and anxiously I gazed into her eyes. But her glance turned wearily from me and gave me no answer. My rest was gone, my life no more the same. It is true she still pressed me impetuously to her bosom again and again, but the sweetness or tier kiss had vanished. Often she pushed me coldly away, and I saw to my unutterable sor row that my love wearied her. And when I once at a later hour returned home, tired and dejected, I found the room dark, cold and empty. She, my joy, my light, my all, had vanished. Now began a miserable existence for me. Tne loss tnat l had suttered gnawed at my heart, but my care was to conceal this loss from the world. I endeavored to show a cheerful, happy countenance. I sought the society of gay young peo ple. I bestowed great and hitherto un known and ridiculed care upon my per son and toilet. . My enemies said of me that I bad for a long time rouged in or der to hide the paleness of my cheeks. That is not true, but I may as well con fess that I bought a little flask of newly invented tincture that was to restore the color of you'h to my whitening hair. "This hypocritical farce did not long continue. I was soon tired of the strife, and today the opinion pf the world trou bles me no more. I know that my dar ling has left me; that nothing will bring her back, and every one who knows ine may perceive and recognize in my ap pearance the loss which I suffered. But I ever lument the lost one. She is want ing everywhere. Nothing, nothing can take her place to me, and I would will iugly giveeverything I possess and ev ery joy and happiness that is prepared for me to once again call her mine, to once more live through that beautiful, fleeting time, during which alone I was happy." Gaston ceased, and stared fixedly into the dying fire, and fell to the charactens tic.slow rubbing of his emaciated hands. "What is the name of this wonderful being.' ' asked the countess. "My youth," answered Gaston, with out turning his eyes from the fire. From the German For Short Stories. Chinese Money. It is held by some that the coinage of China was :nvonted especially for the confusion of the foreigner. At any rate, two market villages 20 miles apart are quite certain to have a different rate of exchange, and but this may be only a coincidence the foreigner is not the ono who profits thereby. Thus,, suppose you tender $1 at Stone Umbrella mart, and after much weighing and testing thereof are given in exchange 1,080 brass coins strung on a string, of vajyajgeweight and thickness. : - -' Arrived at the Plain of Peace, yon buy 1 worth of fowls, and put down yonr 1,030 coins, only to be told that the exchange is 1,180, and you have to find the balance. Next day, having in vested all your savings in cash, yon re turn to Stone Umbrella, intending to buy up all the silver in circulation at the lower rate of exchange. Alas, for your hopes I Yon are met with a chilling, "These cash are ten parts i. e., 100 per cent worthless," and in corroboration of his statement your would be victim points out, or pre tends to point out, the absence of certain blurs on the horrid little rings of brass. Blackwood's Magazine. Bmllura Morning Glory. The Brazilian morning glory will prove a pleasant surprise to those who have not yet grown it It is as easy of cultivation as the old fashioned morning glory. Its flowers are rose colored and very large, while its leaves are often 9 arvl 10 inches across. It makes a benuti fnl semm fur a window or piiiaaa. j- It appears that the Parisians send their linen to London to be got np, and their Is , consequently growing ill-feeling between tne lauoary-iee pert oi mo iwo countries. More power to their elbows) bat we are sorry for the shirts sod collars. - It was hard enough for them without this addi tional fray. The Newest Nuisauoo. The woman with a past before her. Algle: la he hard hit r Marie : I think so. He said I was tonning. Companions of the Bath-Soap: Hpongei and Towels. ASSIST NATUR8 a little now and then iu removing offending- matter from the stomach aud bowels and you thereby avoid a multitude of distressing- de rangements and dis. eases, and will have less frequent need of your doctor's service. Of all known agents for this pur. pose, lit. j-ierce's Pleasant Pellets are the best. Once used, they are al ways in favor. Their secondary ef. feet is to keep the bowels open and regular, not to fur ther constipate, as is the case with other pills. Hence, their great popularity with sufferers from habitual constipation, piles and their attendant discomfort and manifold derangements. The "Pellets" are purely vegetable and perfectly harmless in any condition of the system. No care it required while using themj they do not interfere with the diet, habits or occupa tion, and produce no pain, griping or shock to the system. They act in a mild, easy and natural way and there is no reaction after ward. Their help lasts. The Pellets cure biliousness, sick and bilious headache, dizziness, costiveness, or constipation, sour stomach, loss of appetite, coated tongue, indigestion or dyspepsia, windy belchings, "heartburn," pain and distress after eating, and kindred derange ments of the liver, stomach and bowels. In proof of their superior excellence, it can be truthfully said, that they are always adopted as a household remedy after the first trial. Put up iu sealed. e1as3 vials. therefore always fresh and reliable. One little "Pellet" is a laxative, two are mildy cathartic. As a "dinner pill," to promote ingestion, or 10 relieve uistress irom over eating, take one after dinner. They are tiny, sugar-coated granules; any child will readily take them. Accept no substitute that may be recom mended to be "just as good." It may be better for the dealer, because of paying him a better profit, but k$ is not the one, who 4ds help TTlA RpVAPAnnn1 Ptlf vn Inntu wknf tney cio oe sayin' about beggars on horse back? Pat: Rhore Oi dnl Hnn vnr rnvcrAnnn any missage tnat wayr Johnnie (snrveying his small piece of pie) I'm blame glad I'm not twins. Mamma Why f Johnnie Cause there's not enoutrh pie even ior nan a twin. ATLANTIC & PACIFIC RAILROAD. (Western Division.) (J. W. Reinhart, John J. McOook, Joseph 0. Wilson, Receivers.) TIME TABLE NO. 39. In Effeot Sunday, November 4, 1891. Leave Chicago at 10:00 p. m.j 10:00 p m. Arrive at Chioago at 10:00 p. m.; 9:00 a. m. Leave Kansas City, Mo., at 1:60 p. m.j 2:00 p. m. Arrive at Kansas City, Mo., at 6:10 p. m.; 5:00 p. m. Leave Denver at 11:50 p. m. Arrive at Denver at 5:15 a. L'. 4:15 a. m. Leave La Junta at 7:20 a.m.; 10:10. Ar rive at La Junta at 10:50 a. m.; 8:55 p. m. WESTWARD STATIONS Lv. Ar. ..Albuquerque.. . . .Coolidge Wlngata Gallup .Navajo Springs.. ....Holbrook Wiiialow Flagstaff Williams ....Ash Fork Sellgmau ..Peach Springs.. Kingman ...Needles, Cal... 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