Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume], July 31, 1895, Image 3

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SUNBEAMS.
Mrs. Lnmkine Joslina, I am going to
the dentist's to have a tooth palled oat.
Yon mind the bnby while I'm cone.
Mr. L. (with alacrity) You mind the
bnby, Jennie; I'll go ana get a tooui
palled out.
Eat anil Be Happy !
Nobody can do this who has dyspepsia,
Even a light nual, eaten with relish, in
flicts more or less torture upon the
wretched viotim of indigestion. Bat why
allow one's self to be tbns victimized
when succor in the Bhape of HoBtetter's
Stomach Bitters can be summoned, if
yon are going to any looality a remote
country farm honse, or new settlement,
for instance, where it is not readily pro
curable, pro-vide yourself in advance with
an adequate supply. An unnaooustomed
diet is very apt to produce dyspeptio
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ly suconmb to the onset of this vanquish
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vigor.
The Summer girl may economize
On her seaside togs, from the head to
foot;
Bnt we will bet a roll of big size
That she can't save much on her bathing
suit.
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Fonr swarms of bees have taken pos
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for the auditorium.
The wheel has come to stay, says a oon
temporary. We had supposed it had
come to go.
A Pioneer's Hecomuiendatlon,
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is brave people.
Willie, what are you doing out there in
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BIRD CALL.
Bird of the azuro wing,
Bird of the silver note,
Come, for it Is tho spring,
And high the white clouds float.
Come, bluebird, cornel
Bird of the crimson breast,
Robin, we miss you well.
Robin, we love you best.
Come, for the cowslips swell.
Corns, robin, cornel
Bird of the circling flight
'Gainst twilight's pearly skies,
Soft call the winds of night,
Lonely the water cries.
,
J. Come, swallow, oomol
Sara M. Chatfield in St. Nicholas.
SHE WAS RIGHT.
Aubrey Everdene looked out upon
Saokville street and yawned. Only an
instant before he bad written "Finis
to an article with a dash of the pen
across the last sheet, and now the man
uscript lay ready for the post among
the debris of printer's proofs, new nov-
els awaiting review, etc., with which
the writing table was strewn.
One of the best known litterateurs in
London and a brilliant conversational
ist, his tongue could be as scathing as
his' pen, and it was said of him with re
gard to the latter weapon of warfare
that in half a dozen polished sentences
he could do more toward damning a
book than any two of his compeers. A
big, loosely made man, Mr. Everdene,
with shrewd, gray eyes and the pessi
mism of a modern. Studying his face as
he lounged by the window, his hands
in the pockets of his smoking jacket,
one oould see that he had a lively sense
of humor combined with his other char
acteristics and understood the interest
his personality aroused.
Presently a servant brought him a
visiting cord on a salver. "The lady
would be obliged if you would grant
her an interview, sir, "
"Lady Hilyard," muttered Everdene,
reading the inscription. "I can't recall
the name. Bother the woman ! What
does she want? However ask her to
come up, Blake."
When she entered, a fair, elegant
woman of perhaps five and twenty, in an
irreproachable Parisian toilet, he was
still more convinced that he had not the
privilege of her acquaintance.
"Mr. Aubrey Everdene?" she queried.
Mr. Everdene bowed.
"Pray take a seat, madam. "
x "No," she. said. "I have come to
quarrel with you, and I don't sit down
in the houses of my euemies. "
"To quarrel with met" Hiseyebrows
went np. The thought came to him that
his visitor was not m her right mind.
"Yes. Perhaps I had better explain
myself at once. -1 am the author of
'Fashion and Footlights. ' "
Fashion and Footlights,'" here'
fleeted aloud. " 'Fashion and Foot
lights.' Ha!"
Comprehension stole over his face,
and with it a slight amusement. He
fished among a pile of volumes and
brought out throe bound with an ole
gance destined to win the hearts of sub
urban circulating libraries.
"Hore it is. I reviewed it in The
Centurian, didn't I?"
"No," she said, "y hanged and
quartered it I
"I am sorry! May I ask how you
found out that I was the culprit?
"Oh, by accident! It's a long story
and unimportant, since you don't deny
the imputation. Now, Mr. Everdene, I
know it is very impertinent of me, a
stranger, to come to your private ad
dress and Worry you. I am doing a very
unusual thing, I am afraid, and Mrs.
Grundy would be horrified. But 'fools
rush in,' yu know, and widows are
privileged I You must have a little pa
tience with me, because" for the first
time her lips relaxed, and she smiled a
smile that was sweetness itself "well,
just because I'm a woman and you're a
gentleman I Acknowledge the truth now
on your honor. Don't you think you
were 'unnecessarily harsh to my poor lit
tle literary effort?"
"No," he said bluntly. "I always
give my true opinion of things, and I
consider your book had many faults.
If she had been a man, he would have
said, "I thought it was excessively
bad, with the brusqueness of convic
tion, and probably declined to discuss
the. matter. But to a lady it was impos
sible to be rude. " He regarded her ab
surdly unconventional, presence with a
tolerant kindliness.
"Of course I admit that there ore
faults, but upon one or two points in
your criticism I cannot agree with you.
I should very much like to discuss them
with you. May I?"
"Certainly. " His mouth was twitch
ing under his heavy mustache. "But
don't you think, pending the verdict,
that you had better sit down? You will
be fatigued. If you'll permit me to
wheel this - armohair nearer the fire for
you so!" -
Having carefully arranged it so that
she should face the light, he seated him
self opposite to her the A. BO of diplo
macy, but she did not appear to notice
it She was drawing arabesques on the
carpet with the point of her ivory han
dled umbrella.
"I should very much like to know,"
she said, "what you think of me for
ooming here?"
"I think you are plucky yes, and
recklessly unconventional. "
"Candid, at any rate! And I like
that " She looked up. "Now for the
first indictment on the list, Mr. Ever
dene. You accuse me of improbability.
I deny it."
His manner bordered upon preoccupa
tion. In truth, he was thinking what
wonderful lashes she had and how be
coming a flush of excitement could be
to a dear, pale skin.
"Yon assert," she continued warm
ly, "that it is ridiculous to suppose that
a man and a woman oould fall in love
at first tight, as I make my hero and
heroine do, and that such proceedings
are limited to boys and girls in their
teens and the pages of penny fiction. I
should have thought that Mr. Anbrey
Everdene would have shown wider sym
pathies. "
"Then you really believe, Lady Hil
yard, that adult, sensible people do con
ceive such abrupt attachments?"
"I am convinced that it happens fre
quently." "Oh, come, not frequently?"
"Well sometimes," she amended.
"I could give you a dozen instances. "
He lacked the heart to argue with her.
It would have been like breaking a but
terfly on a wheel, and, after all, there
might be more sentiment in fin de siecle
humanity than he thought. Women have
wonderful intuition in these matters.
"Well, suppose we let that slide for
the moment and proceed to indictment
No. 2. What other phrase of mine do
you take exception to?"
- "You said that I had not the remotest
idea of construction, and that 'Fashion
and Footlights' was evidently a speci
men of that objectionable class of fic
tion which you regretted to see was
growing so prevalent the amateur nov
el, born of vanity and a lack of whole
some occupation. "
Her voice died away with a tremor.
He had only stated the truth, but the
fact did not prevent the speechless Mr.
Everdene from feeling as if he had com
mitted a particularly brutal murder and
the ghost of the victim had come to ar
raign him before all the people whose
opinion he valued most.
"I I cried," she murmured pathet
ically. Her lips quivered. Beads of perspira
tion rose to the man's forehead.
"Good heavens, if I had only guessed
how much I should hurt you I It was
harsh, monstrous. No doubt I was in a
bad temper, and your unfortunate book
wis the first thing that afforded me an
opportunity to vent my spleen."
"Then you acknowledge that you
were needlessly oruol?"
"I was brutal. " He would have com
mitted blacker perjury as she wiped that
tear away.
"And that I had just cause for indig
nation?" ' ' You were perfectly right. "
A smile broke like April sunshine
over her face.
"In that case I suppose I must forgive
you?"
He was ridiculously grateful. He
heaved a sigh of relief and hesitated
with his hand on the button of the elec
tric bell.
'.'Lady Hilyard, you know the Arab
custom of taking salt with one's friends?
As a token of good will permit me to
give you the prosaic English equivalent
of a cup of tea. "
The offer was tempting, the weather
was hot, and 'she had talked a great
deal. She yielded. When the refresh
ment came, accompanied by wonderful
sweetmeats from round the corner, she
asked permission to pour it out for him,
with a winning graciousness which
charmed him. It afforded him an odd
sense of pleasure, too, to see her white
fingers moving about the china. He was
unaccustomed to tho presence of women
in his home.
With the Japanese tables between
them they ohatted for awhile, and then
the clock on the mantelpiece struck 6.
She rose with a pretty gesture of dis
may, like a second Cinderella.
"Do you know, Mr. Everdene, that I
have been here a whole hour wasting
your valuable time?"
"I thought it had been ten minutes,"
he answered, "and the pleasantest of
my life."
"Very pretty!" she said, blushing
faintly. "And in return for it let mo
toll you that my address is on my card,
and that my 'day' is Thursday; also I
must thank you very heartily for your
kindnoss and courtesy to an impertinent
intruder. Very few men would have
been so considerate. "
"Please don't thank me. It is I who
owe you a debt of gratitude. Sou have
taught me something I never expected
to learn. V
"What?"
"That the condnc.t of your hero and
heroine was not improbable at all "
Their eyes met, the woman's drooped,
self conscious, pleased.
"You really mean that?"
"On my soul I do."
Tho most delicious softness was in
her voice.
"It makes me so proud and happy to
think I have convinced you. "
There was a silence. She smoothed a
wrinkle in her suede glove. He twisted
a button on his coat. Then she aroused
herself, with a little laugh, and extend
ed her hand.
"Well, goodby, Mr. Everdene, and
once more, thank you!"
He pressed her fingers ever so lightly
her proselyte.
"Not goodby, " he murmured. "Au
revoirl" Black and White.
Saved His Whisky.
A Greek fisherman recently decided
to branch out a little in a business way,
so onened a small saloon on the water
ffront. " He bought a barrel of whisky
from a local dealer, paying 10 per cent
down, and agreed to pay the balance
when the whisky was delivered. He
failed to keep his agreement, and the
dealer commenced planning some way
to get his whisky or the money. Every
time he called on the fisherman he saw
the barrel lying in the saloon, and he
wanted it.
Finally the dealer commenced suit
and attached the liquor. The saloon
man pleaded poverty, hard times and
everything else, but his creditor was ob
durate. An agreement was reached aft
er much parleying that the dealer should
take the whisky back, keep the 10 per
cent that had been paid and give the
saloon keeper a receipt in full and dis
miss tho suit.
The saloon keener shed tears as he saw
the barrel of whisky carted off and de
clared he was a ruined man, but he did
not close his saloon. The shrewd dealer
found that the whisky had been drawn
from the barrel and water substituted.
He is still wondering how he can get
his whisky or the money for it when his
receipt is standing against his claim.
Sun Franoisoo Post.
Among the numerous persons . who
bava been cured of rheumatism by
Chamberlain's Pain Balm, mention should
be made of Mrs. Emily Thorne, of To
ledo, Wash,, who says: ''I have never
been able to procure any medioine that
would relieve me of rheumatism like
Chamberlaiu's Pain Balm. I have alao
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It is the best liniment I hare ever nsed,
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HOTHERS
and those about to
become mothers.
-Ct-Ji eSSflr should know that
ul. i. icnc a j a
votite Proscription
robs childbirth of
its torture, terrors
and dangers to
both mother and
child, by aiding Nature in preparing tha
system for parturition. Thereby "labor"
and also the period of confinement ara
greatly shortened. It also promotes an
abundant secretion ot nourisnmem lor
the child. During pregnancy, it pre
vents "morning sickness" and those
distressing nervous symptoms from
which so many sutler.
Tanks, Collie Co., Ttxat,
Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. :
Dear Sir I took your "Favorite Pre
scription " previous to confinement and
never did so well in my life. It is only
two weeks since my confinement and I am
able to do my work. I feel stronger than I
ever did in six weeks before.
Yours truly,
da., &.(fiy
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A MOTHER'S EXPERIENCE.
South Bend, Pacific Co., Wash.
Dr R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. :
Dear Sir I bi-jran taking your "Favor,
ite Prescription" the first month of prejf.
nancy, ana nave con
tinued taking it since
confinement. I did not
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or any of the ailments
due to pregnancy, after
I begran taking your
''Prescription." I was
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time, and the physician
said I got along un
usually well.
We think it saved me
a great deal of suffering.
Mrs. Barer
I was troubled a
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done a world oi good lor me.
Yours truly,
Mas. W. C. BaKBH
Bingle's wife snys she thinks heaven
must be something like Boston. What
does Bingle's say? He says he is tempted
to become an agnostic.
Was he warmly received on thoocoRsion
of his debut in tragedy? Warmly? Why,
they had to ring down the asbestos curtain.
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TIME TABLE NO. 39.
In Effeot Sunday, November 4, 1801.
Leave Chicago at 10:00 p. m.; 10:00 p
m. Arrive at f hioago at 10:00 p. m.; 9:00
a. m.
Leave Kansas City, Mo., at 1:50 p. in.;
2:00 p. m. Arrive at Kansas City, Mo.,
at 6:10 p. m.; 5:00 p. m.
Leave Denver at.,ll:50 p. m. Arrive at
Denver at 5:15 a. m.; 4:15 a. m.
Leave La Junta at 7:20 a.m.; 10:10. Ar
rive at La Junta at 10:50 a. m.; 8:65 p. m.
WKSIWAUD I STATIONS BASTWABD
Lv. Ar.
9:40p.
2:Va.
3:07a.
3:3ISo.
5:30a.
6:50a.
8:10a.
10:15a.
12::i5p.
1 :35p.
2:45p.
4:05p.
6:05p.
8:30p.
10:30p.
12 :50a.
3:52a.
4:15a.
3:30a
9:10a
B:15a,
10:05a.
Albuquerque...
.Coolldtre
... Vlnsate
Galiun
8:15p.
3:35p.
2:50p.
2:20d.
6:10a
l:35p.
1 :07a.
12:35a.
10:lSp.
8:55p.
7:50p.
6:40p.
4:20p.
2:55p.
2:00p.
12:40p
10:10a.
7 :50a.
6:10a.
8:10a.
12:32a.
12:10a.
12 :03p.
1 :25a.
.Navajo Springs..
12:03p.
10 :40a.
...noiDrooK
Wluslow
....Flat-stuff
....Williams
...Ash Fork
...Sellgman.. ...
Peach Spring's..
...Klnarman
2:55p,
9 :30a.
7:20a.
6:00a.
4:30a.
3:35a.
2:10a.
5:40p.
7:!p.
8:40p.
9:50p.
U:p.
l:4Ua.
11 :35p.
4:10a,
6:10a.
9:00a.
12:07p,
2:20p.
6:00p.
...Needles, Cal...
S:iop.
7:35p.
5 :10p.
2:43p.
2:20p.
l:00p.
. ..mane
...Bagdad
...Daereett
Ar..Barstuw...Lv
Ar....Mojave...Lvl
Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 B. m.; 6:30 p.
m. Leave Los Angeles at 7:00 a. m.; 5:00
p. m.
Arrive Sun Diego 12:45 p. m.; 9:20 p.
m. Lienve Han Diego at 2:15 p. m.
Arrive at Ban Franoisoo at 9:15 a. m.
Leave Ban Francisco at 9:00 a. m.
Every day but Sunday.
CONNECTIONS.
ALBUQUERQUE A., T. A S. F. Railwny
for all points east and south.
ASH FORK Santa Fe, Presoott i Phoe
nix railway for points in central and
southern Arizona.
BLAKE Nevada Southern Railway for
Purdy and connection with stage lines
for mining districts north.
BARSTOW Southern California Railway
for Los Angeles, San Diego and other
California points. ,
MOJAVE Southern Paoiflo Company for
San Francisco, Saoramento and other
northern California points.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars
No change is made by sleeping oar pas
sengers between San Franoisoo, Los
Angeles or"3an Diego and Chioago.
The Atlantio & Paoiflo Railroad, the
great middle ronte across the American
oontinent, in jonneotion with the rail
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The Grand Canon of the Colorado
the most sublime ot nature's work on
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via Flagstaff, Williams or Peach Springs
on thiB road. To the natural bridge of
Ariiona and Montezuma's well you can
journey most directly by this line. Ob
serve the anolent Indian civilisation of
Laguna or Acoma, "the City of the Sky."
Visit the petrified forest near Carrizo.
See and marvel at the freak of Canon
Diablo. Take a hunting trip in the mag
nifloent pine forests of the San Franoisoo
mountains. Find interest iu the ruins of
the' pre-historio '
Cave and Cliff Dwellers,
View the longest cai.tilever bridge is
Amerioa aoross the Colorado river. .
Jao. J. Bvbnk, .
Gen. Pass. Agt., Los Angeles, Cal.
0. H. Spurs,
Ass't Qen. Pass. Agt. San Franoisoo, Cal.
H. 8. Va Si.toi,
, Gen. Agt., Albnquerqoe, V. M.
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Entirely Too Convenient.
Sam Foh de Lawd's sake, Pete,
wha' foh you cuttin down dem nice
trees?
Pete Can't you see, niggah, dat
dey's jis' invitiu a lynchin party.
Truth.
A Drop In Wheat.
TJnclo Mose Good mornin, deacon.
Wha' for youse gwine and tied dem box
in gloves on de ole mule's hind feet?
Deacon Dis ore mule is a hard hit
ter, and it's agiu do law to use bare
nuckels, so I'ze put de gloves on him.
Texas Siftiiigs.
Their Custom.
Visitor Do your neighbors take a
Sunday paper?
Fair Suburban Householder Whei
they get up before we do. St. James
Budget.
At a Church Wedding-.
She The groom seems quite cooL
He The bride is from Boston. Lift.
A Quick Response.
Old Cashly (giving his son a check)
Now, be careful, my boy. Remember,
a fool and his money are soon parted.
Spendall Cashly Yes, sir, and thank
yon for having obliged me so promptly.
Scribner's Magazine.
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