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SUNBEAMS. Sheridan was a handsome young mam but in ni'ddle lifo dissipation destroyed every trace of his former good looks, and at first glance he seemed singularly re pulsive. On the farm of Franklin Davie, in Wayne oonnty, Me., there is a maple tree meas- tiring twenty-one feet in iroumferenoe, which has furnished sugar for the Davie family for the last fifty-six yeprs. To Wrltlie Vpou a lied of Agony I e what the people troubled with rheum atio syinptons oan fairly expeot, if they take no efficient meane to check the rapidly growing malady which, it should never be forgotten, has a tendenoy to at tack the heart and terminate life. The testimony, publio and professional, ib overwhelmingly and concurrent that Hostetter's Stomach Bitters is both a sovereign preventive and ourative of rheumatism. It completely expurgates from the blood the acrid principle whioh, attacking the tissues surrounding the joints and muscles, cause suoh exquisite pain. The Bitters promotes tne notion 01 t he kidneys, bladder, and bowels, and reme dies malaria, nervousness and debility. It alBo induces appetite and sound re pose, hastens convalescence after ex hausting maladies, and mitigates the in firmities of age. Take it daily at tegular, intervals, and confidently expect the. best results. ... Almost every variety of corundum has been discovered in North. Carolina. The aqua marine, a variety of beryl, has been discovered in North Carylina. " Diamonds have been found in fifteen or twenty different localities in California. Frederick the great had a sharp hatchet face, with a cold, blue eye, that, as one of hie contemporaries said, gleamed like a reflection of light from a bayonet. One night when Mr. Isaao Reese was stopping with me, says M. F. Batch, a prominent merohant of Quartermaster, Washington, I heard him groaning. On going to his ro'om I found bim suffering from cramp colic. He was in such, agony . I feared he would die I hastily gave him a dose of Chamberlain's Colic, Chol era and Diarrhoea Remedy. He was soon relieved and the first words he ut tered were, "what was the stuff you gave me?" I informed bim. A few days ago we were talking about his attack and he said he was never without that remedy now. I have used it in my family for several years. I know its' worth and do not hesitate to recommend it to my - friends and customers. For sale by A. 0. Ireland, jr. Uncle Bill Hess, of Elk Garden, Va., was 10!) years old on June 26 last. He has 82 children, 175 grandchildren, and 90 great-grandchildren. Elk Garden has two other aged residents, Mrs. Ha rah Shelton, who is 108 years old, aud Mrs. Dorton, who is 101. Diamonds have beee found in North Carolina, Virginia, and Mar j land. Miss Variua Anne Jefferson Davis, the Daughter of the Confederacy, has writ ten a novel of old times in Virginia. It is said to be strong and of the emotional type- ' ' : -' -' , A largo majority of the women who have applied for places in the various de partments of the municipal government of New York within the first half of the year were unmarried. The World's Fair Testa showed bo baking powder so pure or so great to leav totag power as the RoyaU Miss Abigail Dodge (Gail Hamilton) is at her summer home in Hamilton, Mass., and has so far recovered from her severe illness that she will soon be able to re sume her literary work. Mrs. Joseph Bradley Reed, the ohairman of the New York city woman's board for the Atlanta exposition, is a beautiful little Southern woman, who was at one time a famous belle in New Orleans. "It is the best patent medicine in the world" ie what Mr. E. M. Hartman, of Marquam, Oregon, says of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. "What leads me to make this assertion is from the faot that dysentery in its worst form was prevalent here last summer and it never took but two or three doses of that remedy to effect a complete cure." For sale by A. 0. Ireland, jr. Meteorogiets say that the beat of the air is due to six sources: (1) That from the , interior of the earth; i: (2) that from me stars: (S) that from the moon; (4) that from the friction of the winds and tides; (5) that from the meteors; (6) that from the sun. HEULIATISM, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA, LAME BACK, : : DEBILITY, Etc. UIIVBESICK then a trifle will buy the greatest healing ventinn of the dayt Dr.Sanden'S) Electric elt Is eamplei badjr battery for Ml - watment, and snuwaatoed, or mmi MMHtad. It win care without medietas "tmnifUlsmm, Untam, Hetetioa, Lanse jMtk, Kidney and Clvcr CempUlnts, ervMM IMMllsr, Waahiif, . nmmem, mlm andaUl cfleeta af aarir todlaeva n or exrwaa. T weak nen It la tka rentes possible baoa, as the mVUL (attains:' sleetrta! current to apnllsM lret to the sent eentora and unprove snts are felt from the) ftrst boar umd, pocket edition ot the oelebrated eleotra t sdieal work, . j-., , . , , TksMM PlnOAMM Af 1 1 AM ' oitrmted.ls sent tree, sealed, by mail upon ipAcation. Kvery jroaaa-. nsMonvaied r old man sufforlns: the slightest weakness onia Iwl x wui snow la wbi mmm w id pwdy way to riira strenarUi and salttt when everything else turn failed. onia reu re. win snow en he SAN DEN ELECTRIC CO., - He. Ms Hlxteenln Ueaver, vol laeXew Tack, Chieaco Leaden, Eaa Siptt Electro-Uedlcsl Concern In the World! Mr. C. G. Strong, prinoipal of the pub lio schools at Anderson, Cal., says: "I have used Chamberlain's Fain Balm and have found it an excellent remedy for lameness and slight wounds." Lameness usually results from sprain, or other injury, or from rheumatism, for whioh Chamberlain's Pain Balm is es pecially intended and unequalled. It af fords almost immediate relief and in a short time effects a permanent cure. For sale by A. C. Ireland, jr. "DIDN'T DO NOTHIN." Dan, the newsboy, got off the train at Niagara Fulls and found the conductor conversing with two women. "Oh, but you must take her somehow," lie heard the younger of the women exclaim in a distressed voice. "You see, there ain't any othor way to send her, and her mother expects her sure, and she'll be at the station to take her off, and she'll be a real good girl and not trou blo you one bit. Won't you, Bessie?" "They'll be most crazy if she don't oome," added the other woman, "and it will put them out dreadful, 'cause they've got to start right oft for Colorado." A sharp whistle recalled the conductor, and he put one foot on the steps of the car and stood watch In hand ready to give the signal. ' ' Say, I'll kinder keep an eye on the kid, if thut'S all you want," Dan said awk wardly to the women. "Don't know muoh about children, but I guess some of the women will tend to her." Ho gave an in quiring glance at the conductor. "All right, I'm willing. Jump aboard, will you? We're late now." Andthecan ductor waved his hand. Dan seized tho child and placed her lightly on the platform, and the train be gan to move. Ho listened to the parting directions of . the two women and threw back the silver half dollar onoof thera tried to slip into his hand with a toss of his head as he shouted, "I ain't no porter, and I'm a-doiug this to 'bilge you." Then he took her Into the car and left her to amuse herself with the rolls of loz enges, while he mode a trip through the other cars. By the time he got back she had made friends with a lady across the aisle, who offered to sharo her berth with the child, and before the afternoon was over she was playing games all over the car, and to Dan's intense amusement she insisted on eating supper with the man who had made the greatest fuss over his berth, but who, Bessie insisted, looked "just like grandpa." He slept soundly, for the duy had been a tiresome one, but after awhile he began to dream. Ho thought that Bessie had chewed gum till she grew smollor and smaller, and finally was nothing but a lit tle sugar Image, which he was about to eat, when Crash! Dan was awake now. In an instant he was rushing toward the sleeper. There was a second crash, and a tearing sound, and the end of the car was torn off, and a cloud of steam rushed in aud about him. The shock threw him off his feet, but ha crawled on. He must reach the sleeper. There was Bessie; he had promised to take care of her. It scorned ages before he reached the platform. Overturned on the track before him was the sleeper. The dim gray light of the early morning just showed its outlines. Further than that he could not see. . . He could hear cries inside, and through one of the windows a head was thrust. With his heels he broke the glass of the window nearest him; then he crawled on to the next and next, breaking each in turn, until Anally he reached the fourth. , This was where Bessie was. Hero he orawled in, but there was no one In the berth. It was lighter now. The sun must have come up very quickly. Then a smell of smoke revealed the causa The brokon lamp ot the end of the car hod set the bedding on fire. Through the broken windows people were rushing, men and women, and! there were groans and shrieks on all sides. Suddenly from beneath a pile of clothins he saw a tiny hand thrust out, and he heard a stifled cry. Eagorly he pushed aside the heavy blan kets and pulled the child out. By the light of the flames, now rapidly noarlng them, he could see how white she looked, and her eyes were closed. : Could he bo too late? He tried, to climb out of the window, but the seat on which he stood, broken by the crash, fell beneath his weight, and he was thrown book into the car. He struck heavily, and there was a sharp pain in his head, and little Bessie almost fell from his arms. He seized the brokon bellrope that hung from its rings, and, placing the child on his back,' bound the cord around and around, thus binding her tightly to him. Then he tried a second time to gain the Window. This time there was a hand held down tar help him, and in a moment be felt tho soft grass beneath him, and there was a sudden movement of the little body pressed close to him. ' Then there was a terrible whirring sound In his ears, and the blackest night seemed to settle over everything, and he became unconscious. News of the disaster traveled fast, and when the train honring the wrecked pas sengers drew Into Detroit there were hun dreds of anxious friends inquiring for dear ones. Strong men wore crying and faces were white with horror as they listened to the story of the dreadful collision. In one corner, -faint and weary, sat a sad faced mother, whilo her husband wandered hither and thither In vain search for their hild. -. "A little girl with blue eyes?" repeated one of the passengers after him. "Let me see, there was one, but here, porter, perhaps you can toll the gentle man," and the passenger hastened away. "There was one ohild killed, sir," the porter replied slowly. "I hope it ain't yours, I'm sure, just ' step this way, please." . 1 ' He turned to do so, with tears blinding his eyes, but a tiny hand caught hold ot his coat, and a childish voice oried: " Don't run away, papal Ain't you glad to see Bessie?" . t "I told the ladies I'd see she got to you safe," Dan explained as they were being driven to Bessie's' home. Even how his head was dizzy, and there were queer pains running through his body, ; "Yes," cried Bessie, with a happy laugh, as if recalling some pleasant time. - "It was an awful funny going to sleep In those funny boxes With curtains. Then ' I woke up and was under a great big heap of blankets. "Dan was real good to me, Dan was, and all his lovely candy got burned up to nothing, and I just think you ought to give him some Upw, 'cause he took such good care ot me." Her sweet face was upturned and her hand was slipped into Dan's, and he has tily swallowed a big lump In his throat as he muttered, "I didn't do nothln." Bos ton Ulobe. - : -" : Hot Without Reason. Minister And so you say your little prayer every night before you go to bed? That's right. And now tell me why do you do that? Little Ethel Because mamma says he'll .spank me if I don't. SotnervUU Journal. - It Was on Her. I. u. From the German. From Boston. Browning Bean, Jr. Grandfather, my conscience urges me to remind you that yon forgot the necessity of making a return in your tax report of the fibrous quadruped known as a "hobby horse" that you presented me with during the recent holiday festivities. I believe I am correct in assuming this to be iu ac cordance with the law as exemplified in section 28, income tax, regarding "per sonal property acquired by gift. " Life. A Safety nit. Troth. His Prioe Was High. Morse Bob That you, Jake? Jake Yes, dat's ma You ain't mar'd yet, Marse Bob? Marse Bob No. I'm waiting for on heiress to snap me up. Jake Dat's jes' my fix. I ain't gwine mug myself away, 'less de gal got fo' nr leben dollars at de highest kalcila- tion. Texas Sittings. Depth of His Love. "Oh, William, do you love me still?" the ebnrmlng matron cried. "Tea; better, far, than when you talk." the heartless wretch replied. THI NIWMIXIOAN. Sally, English Weekly and Spanish Weekly edition, will be found on sale at the following newt depots, where ubecriptions may also be made: A. 0. Teichman, Cerrilloa. 8. X. Newcomer, Albuquerque. H. T. unit, Buyer City. Xfc B. Allen. Lm Vegae. Ban Velipe, Albuquerque Jaoob Weltmer, Olty. VletoheT ft Arnold, Bland, N. X. THE HEW BAKMA1D. It was in Maoriland in the sixties that is, in the days when the diggers dreamed not of prohibition, and when one was much more certain than now to got in a mining town a dram of decent stuff inca pable of blowing the cork out. Plainly, there was something astir. Everybody had on his best. A new bar maid had arrived (there is no hope for the wretches who would rob the diggers of that oomfort) at Widow Brown's pub. In twos, threes or sixes the whole place drop ped in four or five times an hour to have "another gaze." She was the sole topic ot conversation. "Ain't she clean?" said one. "That wur slashing feed we had today," said an other. "Best tucker ever I struck," added a third, with a furtive glance from beneath the rim of a hat that seemed intended as a cover for his face. By the end of the week the nowoomer was no longer a stranger. Everybody knew her. She was a woman ot over u, marvelously preserved. She had never been married, though well, she had been queen ot many gold rushes. The man who has spent a quarter of a century in the Australian provinces has seen ten civilizations, anyway. There is ground for belief that later civilizations have degenerated. The woman of today is not the cook of the past. There is an air of cindered chops about the present hapless creature. Today too many matrons want their daughters to play "the planner." Too many mothers wash the clothes and get the languid girls to bring them in. Thus the man passing by the clothes line Is deceivod. Therefore our civilization is comparable to a needle which has been too finely sharpened and too much reduced at the sides. This re duction has been visible throughout Aus tralia for SO years past. Now, the consequences of this fatal re lapse of woman are manifold and terrible. The bad cook is only a slow murderess. But there was grit in our barmaid. She was none of these. She could produce a meal worthy of man, and digging breeds men. She was tidy to a hair. She was trim as a snug vessel, and she was hand some. Of course the whole district became In fatuated with her. Diggers go that way. They sit In the solitude of their huts and dream of the ideal in the guise ot the handiest flesh and blood substitute. In the night it is their companion. In this way do single minors love a million times it is their polygamy. Thoy love with a dis tant, worshipful love "the desire of the moth for the star." They are pleased if she visits their claim and watches the water flying from the sluicing nozzle. Thoy show her the rain bow under the jet. They bring her nug gets. And if she speaks to them, be it only a "Good day!" they fanoy that their affec tion is making headway and rejoice In ev ery fiber of their being. Out of her admirers the charmer reduced the cluster to two, and between these the contest was terrible. They hung about the place like unto dogs chained. She ran against one or the other, or both each min ute. She spoke to them singly or in a paii 40 odd times an hour. It was evident tc the boys that something was looming up ahead. The aspirants were named Louis and Charles, both Frenchmen and over 40. The worst of a Frenchman is that France hangs like a plumb bob before his nose, and everything has to be regarded across France. But the regard here was not of conceit it was fury. One night there was a rumor that Charles had struck a "pile" in his claim. People began to bet whether our ideal would be influenced by the find. It woe freely asserted that night would see It de cided. I was hot and restless during the even ing, and I went down to the sea beach, two miles distant. I sat on a log and smoked and let the sweet hum of the Pa- oiflo eat Its way into my ears. This con tent of reverie surpasses the pleasure ol books, and is the nearest approach to the pleasure of gratified love which a mind un dlstorted can discover on this crude planet. Suddenly I saw a figure streaming out toward tho sea. . It was Louis. "Don't be a fool!" I said, as I locked my arm in his and led him away. He had been rejected. Additional confirmation was granted when tho pair were seen walking out for a stroll on the morrow. They were married. I didn't see the wedding (a most informal transaction), at I had all my work out out to guard Louis. May I nover again take such a contract! Every wedding Involves a question ot sentiment. One morning the husband went to cut wood. Ho returned suddenly and took a silent peep Into his apartments. Then he stole off on tiptoe for his gun. That is the other end ot the sentiment. When he returned, the room was empty; the birds had fled. And because he couldn't find anybody to shoot he pined away and grew silly. When I left, the abandoned one had mode his claim over to a stranger. From that day tho story is a blank. The denouement is unknown. But wherevei she is I swear the scones In the cupboard will be capital. As said before, she was a good cook. Some have thought that cook ery Is a form of virtue. They erred. Vir tue Is a form ot cookery. Sydney Bulle tin. How the Old Piano Tuners Sseapedi I had my piano tuned yesterday by an old man with long white whiskers. Hi looked like the same old fellow I met In a small Pennsylvania town some years ago, engaged in the same business. When he had finished the job, I thought I would touoh him up a trifle. Looking quizzically at him, I said, "I won't strike a note on It for two hours." He seemed surprised and asked, "Why?" "The old story, " I said. "Do you mean to say you never heard it?" "Well, I guess yw've got me. Where did you learn that trick? It was Invented by the old time tuners who traveled through the country picking up a job here and there. Most of them tuned very badly. They left a piano in worse shape than they found it and were always in danger ot a thrashing. They started that Idea about letting the Instrument alone two hours after tuning so that they would have time to get out of town before discovery. I con fess that I did give similar advice In those days and generally drove pretty fast when I left a house.' But you need not be afraid now. I am not going to leave New York for several days. ' 'New York Press. Evidences of Strength. Bellefleld Young Halfback gets hU ath letlo tastes very legitimately. He eomet from a very athletic family. Bloomflold Is that so? Bellefleld Yes. His father once held up a train. He had an aunt who did some shoplifting, and an uncle who was quite noted for jumping board bills. Cincinnati Gazette. It is a big thing to say, bat neverthe less true, that a great multitude of people have erowned Simmons Liver Regulator, the "King of Liver Medioines." There is nothing like it for malaria, rheumatism, chills and fever, oonstipation, bilious ness, siak headache, indigestion and all troubles arising from a sluggish or dis eased liver. Simmons Liver Regulator is the prevention and cure for these ailment. PROGRESS. People who get the greatest degree of comfort and real en joyment out of life, are those wno mate tne most out of their opportunities. Quick perception and good judgment, lead such promptly to adopt and make use of those refined and improved products of modern inventive genius wmcn best serve tne needs of their physical being. Accordingly, the most intelligent and progressive people are found to employ the most refined and v JV perfect laxative to reg s ulate and tone up the stomach, liver, and x bowels, when in need ef seek an agent hence the great popularity of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. These"are made from the purest, most refined and roncentrated vegetable extracts, and from forty -two to forty -four are contained in each vial, which is sold at the same price as the cheaper made a-id more ordinary pills found i;j the market. In curative vir tues, there is no comparison to be made be. tween them and the ordinary pills, as any ene may easily learn by sending for a free sample, (four to seven doses) of the Pel lets, which will be sent on receipt of name and address on a postal card. QNCB USED THEV ARB ALWAYS IN FAVOR. The Pellets cure biliousness, sick and bilious headache, dizziness, costiveness, ot constipation, sour stomach, loss of appetite, coat-.i tongue, indigestion, or dyspepsia, windy belching3, "heart-burn," pain and distress after eating, and kindred derange ments of the liver, stomach and bowels. Put up in glass vials, therefore always fresh and reliable. One little "Pallet" is a laxative, two are mildly cathartic, As a "dinner pill," to promote digestion, take one each day after dinner. To relieve distress from over-eating, they are un equaled. They are tiny, sugar-coated granules; any child will readily take them. Accept no substitute that maybe recom mended to be "just as good." It may be belter for the dealer, because of paying him a better profit, but lie is not the one who needs help. Address for free sample, World's Dispensary Medical Asso ciation, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y. Twelve hundred girls Bud young women in Reading, Pa., .earn 6,000 by turning out 600,000 stockings every week, the market value of whioh is $30,000. It is said that Mrs. Edmund Yates car ries her husband's ashes about with her in a little oasket, whioh is fitted into a traveling bag of special design. ATLANTIC & PACIFIC RAILROAD. (Western Division.) (J. W. Reinhert, John J. MoOook, Joseph O. Wilson, Receivers.) TIME TABLE NO. 39. In Effect Sunday, November 1, 1891. Leave Ohioairo at 10:00 p. m.; 10:00 p m. Arrive at Chicago at 10:00 p. m.j 9:00 a. m. Leave Kansas City, Mo., at 1:60 p. m.; 2:00 p. m. Arrive at Kansas City, Mo., at 6:10 p. m.; 5:00 p. m. Leave Denver at. .11:50 p. m. Arrive at Denver at 5:15 a. m.; 1:45 a. m. Leave La Junta at 7:20 a.m.; 10:10. Ar rive at La Junta at 10:50 a. m.; 8:55 p. m WESTWARD STATIONS Lv. Ar. 9:40p. 2:tta. 3:07 a. 3:35a. 5:30a. 6:50a. 8:10a. 10:45a. 12:35p. l::tfp. 2:45p. 4Kp. 6:05p. 8:30p. 10:30p. 12:50a. 3:52a. 4:15a. 3:30a. 9:10a. 9:15a. 10:05a. 12 :f(!n ..Albuquerque.. . .Coolidge Wlngate. ... Gallup , .Navajo Springs. ....Holbrook.... Winslow.... Flagstaff.... Williams.... ....Ash Fork.... Sellgman.. ,. ..Peach Springs. Kingman.... .. .Needles, Cal. . Blake Bagdad ...... Daiffirett 8:15p. 3:X.p. 2 :50p. 2:20o. 6:10a 1 :S5p. 1 :07a. 12:35a. 10:lSp. 8:55p. 7:5(lp. 5:40p. 4:20p. 2:55p. 2:00p. 12:40p. 10:10a. 7:50a, 6:10a. 3:10a. 12:32a. 12:10a. 12 :03p. 10:40a. 1 :25a. 2 :55p, 9:30a. 7:20a. 6:00a. 4:30a. 3:35a. 2:10a. 5 :40p. 1 stop. 8:40p. 9:50p. U:40p. l:tua, 4:10a. 6:10a. 11 ::p. aup. 7:35p. 5:10p. 2:4Sp. 2:20p. l:00p. 9:00a. 12:07p. 2 :20p.i 6:0Up. Ar..liarstow...Lv Ar....Mojave. ..Lvl Arrive Los Angeles 9:35 a. m.; 6:30 p. m. Leave Los Angeles at 7:00 a. m.; 5:00 p. m. Arrive San Diego 12:15 p. m.; 9:20 p. m. Leave San Diego at 2:16 p. m. Arrive at San Franoisoo at 9:16 a. m. Leave San Francisco at 9:00 a. m. Every day but Sunday. CONNECTIONS ALBUQUERQUE A., T. & 8. F. Railwuy for all points east and south.' ASH FORK Santa Fe, Presoott & Phoe nix railway for points in oentral and southern Arizona. BLAKE Nevada Southern Railway for Purdy and oonneotion with stage lines for mining distriots north. BARSTOW Southern California Railway for Los Angeles, San Diego and other California points. MOJAVE Southern Paoiflo Company for San Franoisoo, Saoramento and other northern California points. Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars . No ohange is made by sleeping oar pas sengers between San Franoisoo, Los Angeles ordan Diego and Chicago. The Atlantio ft Paoiflo Railroad, the great middle route across the Amorioap oontinent, in jonneotion with the rail ways of the "Santa Fe route." Liberal management; superior facilities; pic turesque sooner y; excellent accommoda tions., The Grand Canon of the Colorado the most sublime ot nature's work on earth, indescribable, ean eaxily be readied via Flagstaff, Williams or Penuh Spriugs on this road. To the natural bridge of Arisona and Montesuma's well - you can Journey most direotly by this line. Ob serve the ancient Indian civilization of I.agnna or Acouia, "tliu City of the Sky." Visit the petrified forest near Carrimi. Bee and marvel at the freak of Canon Diablo. Take a hunting trip in the ning maoent pine forests of the San Francisco mountains. Find interest iu the ruins of the pre-historio Cave and Cliff Dwellers Vlw fcti InnirAat nni.Hlnver bridl0 in Amerioa aeross the Colorado river. Jo. J. Braaa, Gen. Pass. Agt., Los Angeles, Cal, O. H. Srasas, Ass't Uen. rass.Agt., Ban t'rauoisoo, uai. H. 8. Va Hi.tci, Oen. Agt., Albuquerque, N. M. Something Jew! 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