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SUNBEAMS. Will yoo think of me when I am gone? BBked Mr. Linger sentimentally, ob the hnnds of the olook moved toward 12. Certainly, replied Miss Kittish; how soon shall I have an opportunity to begin. Beware of Counterfeiters Who infest the market and are the means of robbing Biok people of their money, and what is of still greater conseqnenoe of not unfrequently aggravating the complaints under which they labor. It is an act of duty we owe to society to warn the people against these dangerous frauds. A little care on the part of ihe purchaser wilt proteot them from the im position by bearing in mind this fact; Never buy where it is offered in bulk, (in kegs or jugs) as the genuine Hostetter's Stomach Bitters are sold only in bottles having the handsome steel plate label dis playing the combat between St. George and the Dragon, and having at the bot tom a miniature note of hand for one cent, bearing a fac simile of the signature of the prsBident of the company. Over the cork is a metallic cap, on which is impressed the name of the artiole, to gether with a medallion head in the cen ter. Any person selling the counterfeit Hostetter's StotnaolVBitters we shall not heBitate to bring to justice, as we never fail to conviot. .'"LijefiK Man I want your opinions in a matter. Would yon advice me to borrow $10 to help me out of a tight place? Lawyer By nil means. Man Very good. Lend me ten. Lawyer That's all right. My fee for legal advice is $10 and we'll just call it square. The U.S. Gov't Reports show Royal Baking Powder superior to all others. In the Alps On reaching a certain spot the driver turned round on his seat and observed to the passengers: From this point the road is only accessible to moles and donkeys: I must therefore r.sk the gentlemen to get out and proceed on foot. ' Last Aogust while working in the harvest field I became overheated, was suddenly nttaoked with oratnps and was nearly dead. Mr. Cummings, the druggist, gave me a dose of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy which completely relieved me. I now keep a bottle of the remedy handy. A. M. Bunnell, Center ville, Wash. For sale by A. C. Ireland, jr. Though she's discussed by every tongue, A novel theme, as we believe, Yet, the new woman isn't youDg She's juBt about as old as Eve. Mrs. E. E. Davis, of San Mignel, Onl., says: "I am trying in a measure to repay the manufacturers of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for the great good their remedy has done me. For years I was a constant sufferer from weak lungs and bronchial asthma. My rest at night was riiafnrhed bv a haokinc cough, bo that I felt miserable the "greater part of the time. Many remedies recommended by friends were tried, none of which proved suitable to my case. I did not experi ence any beneficial results until I began taking Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. After two bottles of the large size have been used I am pleased to state, my health is better than it has been for years. The Boreness has left my lungs and ohest and I can breathe easily. It has done me so much good that I want all who are suffering from lung troublep, as I was, to give it a trial. For sale by A. C. Ire land, jr. Of marriage and its blissfulness She wrote a great discourse; Then sold it to raise money for An absolute divorce. Well, we have a feminine attorney among us now, said one Pittsburg lawyer to another. Yes, was the reply. What relation is she to us-a sister-in-law f Self-denial is the one thing most difficult to inoulcate and always hard to practice, especially when there are good things to eat within reach. But there is no self denial neoessary if you take Simmons Liver Regulator. It promotes digestion, prevents dyspepsia and a dose after a hearty meal of delioaoies will prevent any discomfort. It's the best good-night toddy. ' Whether the bike works good or ill, The dootors all are sure: They say that it is bound to kill They say that it will cure, Truly the people may rejoice. . VH. man OTinh AH tiflMRA. ' SUI moo " " " Who leave them thus to take their choice Without demanding fees. RHEUMATISM, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA, LAME BACK, DEBILITY, Etc. 1711V DE SICK When a trifle will bnythe f"te.t Invention of the dayt .Dr.Hawleii'a Etectric Belt to a earapleie body battery or ael i treatment and awuaatced, or money refunded. It will care without medicine 17" V brilM. Im.il nb. IKdnev Nervous DeblH i. weaiueaa. . wea. Drains and all elfeeta of early Indiaere- areateat poaalbto boon, as the nUld, ZnniMnar eleetrle current la applied direct to the nerve center and improve ments are felt from tho arat now used. A pocket edition of the celebrated electro medical work, "Three Classes of Men," . ....... . 1 .ll l h. M n nnn appdoation. Every yonnar. middle-aged r old man Buffering the slightest weakness should read It. It will show an oaay. anra and apeedy way to regain atrentrtA and health won veryUilnc olae haa failed. The 8ANDEN ELECTRIC CO., h aoa aimdumili Kf Denver. CoL Also Hew York, ffeleago dc London, Eng. Wrest Electro-Uedical Conoer? In the World) Mrs. S. A. Eell, of Famona, Cal., had the bad luck to sprain her ankle. "I tried several liniments," she says, "but was not cured until 1 used Chamberlain's Pain Balm. That remedy cured me and I take pleasure in recommending it and testifying to its effioaoy." This medicine is also of great value for rheumatism, lame baok, pains in the ohest, pleurisy and all deep-seated and muscular pains. For sale by A. C. Ireland, jr. THEY DIDN'T MEET. And the Elevator Man Doubted if They Would on Earth. A well dressed woman walkod into tho Crocker building yesterday afternoon and took an elevator. Her husband saw her from noross tho street and hurrying over took the next clovntor. Ho went to the officowhera ho know his wife had business and found that sho had stepped in and out again and wont down in the next elevator. In the meantime his wife had gone down, and tho elevator dispatcher said: "Your husband just went up in the ele vator. I think ho Is looking for you." Tho lady took tho next elevator up. Just then her husband came down. He looked all around and thon inquired of 'the olevator man: "Have you seen my wife herof" "Yoa, she just went up this minute." The man took tho next elevator nnd he was no more than out of sight till his wife camo down again. ... "Your husband has just gone up again," said the elevator man. "I guoss ho'll wait for mo this tlmo, so I'll' go up." i And up she went. Down oamo hor husband a second after ward. "Did my wife ooino down again?" ho inquired. "Yes, and just went up again. She thought you would wait for hor." "Woll, I'll wait horo." Ho waited about five minutes, and thon, growing impationt, took an elevator up stairs. She had been waiting for him and came down again just as he disappeared. "Woll, I will wait for him and catch him this tlmo," said she. After standing in the corridor several minutes she decided to go up stairs and find him. As sho was whisked out of sight he stopped out of another elevator. "Your wifo has just gone up," said the elevator mon. Tho husband sworo a little under hla breath and started to leave the building. At tho doorhehositntcd, chongedhis mind and took tho next elevator up. Down camo his wife at the same moment. . "He's just gone up again," was the ele vator man's answer to her weary look of inquiry, "and ho's mad as a hornet." "Then I had better go right up and catch him," said she. Up she wont and down he came. "Just went up," remarked the elevator man. "I'm demmod if I'm going up again," said he. "I'll wait right hero," and ho sat down on the stairs. Half an hour lat er lie was still sitting there, and his wifo, equally determined, was waiting for him. up stairs. "I hope they'll meet in heaven," re marked the elevator man. San Francisco Post. A tetter. To an Aspiring Novelist. Mr Dear Miss Lolla Replying to yours of the 29th of February, let me say that it is not so difficult as you seom to think to bocomo a successful novelist that is, provided you can manipulate a pen or atvpewritor. You ask anxiously about spelling. Havo no fears regarding that. The proofreader attends to It. Style, construction and grammar aro equally looking in importance. All tnat you need is iucldont. Have your hero and heroine meet in some unusual way. For instance, lot your horo drop from the moon and fall Into a geyser in the Yellowstone National park. Tho heroine (a prlnoess at the least) is giving an afternoon tea to a group of cowboys, in the immediate vicinity. The hero is spouted up from tho goysor, graos hold of tho basket of a ballon that Is sail ing overheard and is not at all surprised to find that It contains the villain. The hero and villain hare a duel at short range in tho balloon, for the possession of tho para chute, which hangs from the car (and which the hero reoognizos as an umbrella stolen from him in Australia). The hero wounds villain, soouros paraohuto, drops into the lap of tho princess and asks, "Do you wonder why I camo 240,000 miles to see youf" This Is merely to start you ana the events set forth should not oocnpy more than a chapter. Tho rest of the story will suggest itself to you, however. Your only care must be to put in an incident every other sentence. Permit mo in aa vance to hoil you as tho novolist of tho century. Truly yours. Weyman-Caink-Dotle-Davis. Truth. Decision. "Could I only read tho future" She nervously played with tho fragile fan, while tho color alternately deepened and faded upon her cheek. "The future." For an instant hor eyos mot the oyos of the man who stood woltlug for hor to speak. "I have decided," she said, nnd it soomed that a great peace had taken pos session of hor soul. "Make it chocolato with lots of cream." Thon sho laughod lightly, as one who had never known a care. uotrolt lriD- Hla Object In Speaking. Ho Miss Perrymead, while I may not be the man of your choice at this moment, yet I venture to hope She I can only be a sister- . - "As I was saying, Miss Porrymead, while I may not be your oholoe, I don't want you to forget me when the tlmo comes for you to look for a chance Instead of a oholce. ' 'Indianapolis J ournal. Impressing Him. 'Western Ball way Manager We are not going to have telegraph lines run along our track ony more. - Foreign Capitalist Why notf Western Hallway Manager Our through expresses go so fast that the wind of them uproots the poles. Truth. -, -Taat. . ... First Clubman (looking over paper) By Jove I The engagement of Miss Van Domui and old Tllcott is announced. Sht appears to have really accepted him. Second Ditto Yea, and, thoy soy, told him everything. First Clubman What courage I Second Ditto What a memory I Vogue. An Inducement. "Why, you've already had four wives 1" "But they are not alive, dearest." Life. The Envied One. "That's a fine, big pig, John. " "Aye, sir. Gin we were a' as ready tu dee as that yin, we'd doo." Judy. Tonsorial Item. Victim Hadn't you better try the crimping iron on a piece of paper to see if it is not too hot? Barber Don't , need no paper. As soon as I smell your hair burning I know right off it is too hot. Texas Sittings. A Starter. Mrs. Twickenham -Will you have a piece of the mince pie, Willie? Willie Slimson Yes'm (looking at the piece), to start with. Brooklyn Life. At the Stage Door. Paterfamilias Well, sir, what are you here for? Son and Heir Well, guv 'nor, I did not expect to meet yon. St. Paul's. Buatlcana. Gilded Youth I say, do yon get your milk out of a beastly cow? Pick Ma Up. ' IHitnrbed. . Mamma Not asleep yet, George? George No j I can't get to sleep be cause Jack says he's got crumbs in bis bed. He couldn't make more fuss if it was the whole loaf. Punch. THE NSW MEXICAN. Daily, English Weekly and bpanisn Weekly edition, will be found on ale at the following news depots, where subscriptions may also be made: A, 0. Teichman, Oerrillos. B. E. Newcomer, Albuquerque. B. T. Link, Silver City. J. B. Hodgen, Doming. 0. 0. Miller, Hillsborough. B. Bailey, East Las Vegas. L. B, Allen, Las Vegas. Bad Felipe, Albuquerque Jacob Weltmer, City. Fletcher k Arnold, Bland, N.H. as if con 0 n always . the bright est. Maybe itisnioj. Maybe it seems so because consumption is the most frequent of all diseases. Consump tion kills more peo ple than wars or Cholera or Yellow Fever. Fullv one-sixth of all the deaths that occur in the world are caused by consumption. And consumption can be cured. Doctors used to say that it was incurable, but the doctors were merely mistaken. It would be strange if medical science did not make some progress. Many things were once considered impossible. The ocean steamer, the locomotive, the telegraph and telephone, the phonograph, the electric light all these were once im possible, and once it was impossible to cure consumption. That was before the time of Dr. Pierce'9 Golden Medical Discovery. Taken according to directions, this standard remedy will cure 98 per cent, of all cases of consumption. Consumption is a disease of the blood. It used to be considered a dis ease by itself. It is It is caused and fostered b e blood. Purify the blood healthy action to the varibt body and con sumption t ;t is by weakness and loss of vitality in the blood. It is cured by purity and richness of the blood surely, certainly cured. Those who have consump tion or any lingering bronchial, throat or lung disease, and those who are on the road to them, have a positive remedy at hand. Any condition of the body that indicates weakness, any indication of impurity in the blood, should be attended to at once. Loss of appetite, loss of flesh, loss of vitality, nervousness, weakness and unnatural wear iness, are indications that the body is run ning down. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery makes the appetite good, the di gestion strong. It builds up solid, healthy flesh and vigorous strength. Thousands of people have testified that it has really saved their lives. Some of these testimonials, together with hundreds of things that ev erybody ought to know about health and sickness and medicine, have been embod ied in Dr. Pierce's "Common Sense Med ical Adviser." This 1008 page medical work, profusely illustrated, will be sent free on receipt of ai one-cent stamps to covet cost of mailing only. World's Disptnsary Medical Association, Buffalo. N. Y. James Is Miss Snowball a graduate of Vassar? William Hhe is, Jfcmes I thought she was. I beard her nek if the muzzle of a gnn was to prevent it going off. The WbIiumU Itnllroatl. Commencing Sunday, September 8, Wabash trains 1 and 5, between St. Louis and Kansas City, will have the follow' ing sleeping equipments: No. 4, Kansas -City to St. Louis, will have one compartment sleeper to St, Lonis, and the Denver-St. Louis through sleeper. No 5, St. Lonis to Kansas City, will have one compartment sleeper to Kansas City and the Cincinnati-Kansas (Jity through sleeper. The Denver-St. Lonis sleepeer, west bound, is carried on Wabash train No. 1, leaving St. Louis at 12:01 p. m. midnight, arriving in Denver at 7:25 o'clock on the second morning. The Kansas City-Cincinnati through sleeper, east bound, rnns on Wabash train 6, leaving Kansas City at 6:20 p. in., arriving at St. Lonis at 2:30 a. m. thence via B. & C. S. W. train No. 4, arriving Cincinnati 11:30 a. m. C. S. Cbane, C. M. Hahfson, Q. P. & T. A. Commercial Agent, St. Louis, Mo. 1025 17th St., Denver, Colo. In effeot August 4, 1895. NORTH AND EAST. Bead down 2 4 10:20 p 8:20 a U:10p9:10a 11:35 p 9:30 a 2:45al2:15 a R.in i.inn Read up 8 1 Lv... Santa Fe.. Ar Lamy... Lv Lamy... Ar.Xas Vegas.. Ar ...Raton ... Lv... .Raton.... Trinidad. Ar..La Junta.. 7:50 pl2:30a 7KWpll:40p ok piinsup 8:35 d 7:40 d U:59a 3:10 p 11:35 a 2:50 p 10:15 a 1:20 p 7:05 a 4:35 p 8:25 a 8:05 p 10 :55 a 8:45 p 115 a 9:05 p 12:50pU.-05p 2:35 p 1:40a 5:15 p 6:15 a 8:55 p 6:43 a 1:20 p 1:20 p lln I!,:1ti 7:20 a 10 :10 a 8:50 a 6:50 a 4:46 a 4:45 a Lv..La Junta... Pueblo... .. .Colo Spring, 2:59a 2:59a Ar.... Denver.., Ar. Crlnnlnflk. 11:50 pll:50p 10i20pl0:20p Ar.. Salt Lake... 7:wp 7:ip 6:35 p 6:35 p 6:50 a 9:35 a 8:58 p 9:34 p Ar....Ogden ... Lv..La Junta.. ll;l!i o 9:10 p 11 :33 p v :uv a 6:50a 4:50 a 2:20 p 7:00a 4:55 p 7:30 a 5:30 p 3:00p 1:00 a 7:40p 5:32 a 10:30 p 8:30 a ....Burton... Ar...St Louis.. Ar...ToDeka... B.Wp ... 3:50d ... Ar. Kansas City. 1:50 p 2:00 p 1:25 p 1:25 p tiv.nansai uity irort Madison ...Streator.... mi -. g:ua ... 12:55 a ... 10:00 pl0:00 p Suuxn AMJ naST. Read down 1 8 Read up 4 2 10:80 al2 :30 a 9:40 all :40p (IKISal 1:2.1 p 8:13al0:30p 7:00a 9:21 p 6:30 a 8:45 p 8:25 p 8:00 p 5:10 p 8S5p 12:50p 9:55 a l: 13 p 11:45 a A.in'n'fi'lVn 10:20 p 5:20 p 11:10 p 8:10 p U:30p 7KKlp 12K7a7:36p 1:25 a 8:46 p Lv... Santa Fe. ..Ar Ar Lamy..., Lv Lamy .. ...LnsCerrillos RArnftllllo. 2:05 a 3UP Ar.Albuquerq'e.Lv Lv.Albuquerq'e.Ar z:4a 5:30 a 6:25 a 9:00 a 11 :10 a 3:15 p 10:15 a 11:15 a .. .socorro. ..... San Marcial.... . ..Ulncon.. Ar....femlng..I.v Ar..SllverCity..Lv Las unices ..Kl Pan 2:05a 9:20 p 8:30a 9:40 p 9:50a 8:35a 8:40 plO :45 a 8:40 p 1:35 p 10:35 a 60 p 7:40pl2:20a t:10a 8:30 p 2:20p,4:15a 3:25D 7 KM) a Ar.Albuquerq'e.Lv Lv.Albuquerq'e.Ar lialltip 12:35 a 2:20 p ...Flaarataff. ... Ashfork n:ip v:2ua 2:55 p 4:30a 9:55 a 4:00 p 8:25 a 6:45 a 9 Ml AtRCn Ar.. .Prewmtt.. .Lv Ar. .. Phoenix. ..Lv ...The Needles... ..... Hantow .Rati HnrnArdina. 12:10 a 1:00 p 7:40 p :zra 5:00 p 7.-00 a 2:15 p 1:40 p 10:00 a 5:80 p 8:30 p 9:50a 9:20pl2:45p 9:40p-l:O5p Ar.Lne Amretos.Lv Ar..San Diego.. Lv Ar.Nattonal Cl'yLv Mojave Ar Sn FranoltooLv SMI p.... 10:45 a.... H. 8. LTJTZ, Agent, Santa Fe. Q. T. NICHOLSON, O. P. A., Chicago V" RIO GRANDE & SANTA FE Denver & Rio Grande Railroads. THE SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD. Time Table No. 36. Effective Sept. 1, 1895. EAST BOUND WEST BOCND No. 476. MILF.S No. 475. 8:00 am Lv. Santa Fo.Ar 6:40pm iti-te nm Ar.Ksnnnola. Lv.. 40.. 3:45 pm 12:35 am Ar.Kmbudo.Lv... 59.. 2:25 pm 1 -25 p in Ar . Barranca . Lv . . 68 . . 1:25 pm 3:00 p 111.... Ar.Tres Pietlras.Lv 97. .11 :47 am 5:00 p m Ar. Antonito.Lv...l31.. 9:55 a m 6:35 p in Ar. Alamosa. Lv ,.160.. 8:40 a m 10:30 p m Ar.Salida.Lv....246.. 4:45 a m 1:20 a m Ar. Florence. Lv.. 311.. 1:49 a m 2:40 a m... Ar. Pueblo. Lv.. .843. .12: 25 a m 4:12 am Ar . Colo Spgs . Lv . 387 . . 10 :50 p m 7:15 a m Ar. Denver. Lv... 483.. 7:45 p m Connections with main line and branches as follows: At Antonito for Durango, Silverton and ail points in the San Juan oonntry. Af. aIhttiobr for .Timtonn. Creede. Del Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the Ban Lois valley. At Salida with main line for all points east and west, including Leadville. At Florence with F. & C. C. R. R. for the gold camps of Cripple Creek and Victor. it Pnnhlo. flnlnrndo Snrincrs and Den' ver with all Missouri river lines for all nninfa Anat. Thrnncrh nftRRAncrers leavincr Sftnta Fe at 8 a. m. take supper at Alamosa, at which point througn Bieeper win oe re ..FtrAil if rlAairnil. For ' further information addresB the undersigned. T. J. Helm, General Agent, Santa Fe, N. M S. K. Hoopeb, G. P. A., Denver, Colo. Ieert Land. Final Proof.-Xotlce for Publication.- No. S4. IV. rnoi, ) 1, N. M t 11, 1895. ) United States Land Office, Santa r e, September Notinn in liernhv civen that C. Leon Al lison, of Santa Fe county, has filed notice fxt int.ntinn fn miilrA nrnof on his desert- land claim, No. 349, for the s e i, n w and lot a, section , tp 11111,11 e, ueiuio the register or receiver at Santa Fe, N. M., on Saturday, the 19th day of Ootober, 1895. He names the following witnesses to prove the complete irrigation and recla mation of said land: Matthias J. Nagle, Tiburoio Montoya, Jefferson Hill, Diego Gonzales, all of Santa Fe, N. M. James H. Walkeb, Register. Reduced Kates to Weaver, Colorado. American Public Health Associa tion. For the above occasion the "Santa Fe Rente" will place on sale tiokets to Den ver and return at a rate of twenty-three dollars and seventy-five cents, ($23.75.) Dates of sale Sept. 30, and Oct. 1, 1895. Good to return Oct. 25. H. S. Lvtz, Agent, Santa Fe, N. M. Geo. T. Nicholson, G. P. A., Chicago, Ills. 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