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SUNBEAMS. Last year she was the gayest girl That sported on the beach; Bat since she wed a noble earl She's quit beyond onr reach. With birth and ariatooraoy And rank she's so oppressed, She will not look upon the waves Unless thev wear a orest. Weary and Worn. When the.tired factory operative, the weary out-door laborer, the overtasked book-keeper or clerk seeks a medical reo ompense for expenditure of bodily force, where shall he find itf Could the reoorded experience of thousands of workers be voioed, the verdict would be that Hostet ter b Stomach Bitters renews failing strength, stimulates the jaded mectal powers to fresh activity, and relaxes un due nervous tension as nothing else does, Digestion, a regular habit of body, bp petite and sleep are promoted by it, and it is an admirable auxiliary in the re covery of health by convalescents. fastidious stomach is not offended by it, and to persons of both sexes in delioate health who occasionally feel the need of an efficient tonic, the whole range of the pharmacopceia and the catalogue of proprietary medicines does not present more OBeful, safer or more decisive one, It is also incomparable for fever an ague, rheumatism and kidney troubles. Major of Defunct Boomtown Yes, sir juBt before this last cyclone we could make our brag that this was the most likely -town this side of Eureka City. Tourist You don't seem to have much to blow over now. "While down in the southwestern part of the state some time ago," says Mr. W, Chalmers, editor of theChioo (Cal.) Enter prise, "I had an attack of dysentery, fiav ing heard of Chamberlain's Golie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy I bought a bottle. A couple of doses of it completely cured me, Now I am a champion of that rem edy for all stomach and bowel com plaints." For sale by A. C. Ireland, jr. Frizley Jaskins, the football player, was overcome oy tne neat trie otber day just as his team was starting the game. uaziey ureat Boott! What a narrow soape from death I The burden of labor is constantly being lightened by new inventions, but nothing - new has yet been discovered to brighten . the honrs of labor, and make life worth living like Simmons Liver Regulator does. It's the king of liver medioines. A sluggish liver depresses one's spirits and . oauses languor, besides upsetting the whole system. But Simmons Liver Regn lator tones up and strengthens the body. , I'll be a sister, sir, to yon. Quoth he, At once, then, let's begin Fray, lend to me your bloomers new, I want them them to play football in. lhere is one medioine which every family should be provided with. We refer th Chamberlain's Pain Balm. When it is kept at hand a severe pain of a born or scnld may be promptly relieved and the sore healed in muoh less time than when medicine has to be sent for. A sprain may be promptly treated before inflam mation sets in, which insures a cure in about one-third the time otherwise re quired. Cuts and bruises should receive immediate attention, before the parts be come swollen, and when Chamberlain's Pain Balm is applied it will heal them without matter being formed, and with out leaving a soar. A sore throat may be cured in one night. A pieoe of flannel damped with this linament and bound on over the seat of pain, will cure lamn back or pain in tho side or chest in twenty four hours. It is the most, valuable, how ever, for rheumatism. Persons afflioted with this disease will be delighted with 'the prompt relief from pain which it af fords, and it can be depended upon to effeot a complete cure. For sale by A. 0. Ireland, jr. Are abbrevations 1 proper f BBked the young woman. It depends, replied her mother, on which you have reference to, the English language or ft bioycle cos tume. The U. S. Qov't Reports show Royal Baking Powder superior to all others. A lady lost her dog last week, And this week, when she went To interview tho botoher on, ; The style of Aeat he'd sent, He pointed to a sausage link. '. . The lady turned to look, And when she said she'd take it home It wagged right off the book. .Further waste money on drug, ments, etc They ' you. You have them and know. WATS willing precious time and vacuum treat will never cure probably tried Nature is A I waiting to offering: cure you, and no inouraoiei Nominal Weakneaa, Kmliwlo Partial or Total Impoirni, ItHM, I'oriretfalneM, - Indiscretion, NtoeploUMM, ete. But natures own rem edy must) beedeBtiBoallyused. . HS TRITITT, and the greatest possible perfection for 1U applloatlon is.aMameaiB u ..- known Dr. IMM Elects Ben. ventiob has been sold and given complete satis faction for Mriy tairty years, mna offerers to hundreds of cures in every Bute, Throw drags to the doge, and of cures in blessing: the area! given weak men. Tuts belt alsc and join our army peatest mum im also cures: MehPdnt war is Rheumatism, Lame Back, Lumbago,Dyspepsla,Kldney and Liver Complaints, and general ill-health - A pocket edition of Dr. Saadea cele brated book ... "Three Classes of Men," ' U1 be sent free, sealed, upon application. Every man should read it. It is the only full and oomplete guide for self-treatment evei offered. Free to everybody. MeaMl tar It. The Sanden Electric Co., Ho. MS llxtasaUi It, Denver, Cel. Abe Rew York, Ckleaco Imoh, Eag Largest SJeotro-alelloalGaaoernln the Worldl Mr. J. K. Fowler, secretary and treat! urer of the Corinne Mill, Canal and Stock Co., of Corinne, Utah, in speaking Chamberlain's Cough Remedy says: oonsider it the best in the market. have used many kinds bat find Chamber lain's the most prompt and effectual giving relief, and now keep no other in my home." When troubled with a oongh or com give tnis remedy a trial and we assure yon that you will be more than pleased with the result. For sale by A C. Ireland, jr. A: .Difference of Opinion. "I waS in a llttlo villnge in the southern part of Humboldt county a few days ago, related a traveling man, "and was sitting on a dry goods box in front of the only store in the place trying to sell the pro prietor a bill of goods, when we observed a bare headed man tearing down the trail quarter or a mile up the mountain. " 'Wonder what's arter 'Jin, mused the storekeeper as he stopped the progress of liw jaoKKnlto in tne middle of a shingle. "Bang went a riflo, and a little clod of dust llew up behind the man who was run- sing, fie jumped about ten feet sideways. let out a yell and then came floundering down tne trail, .bang went another shot, and a bunch of leaves dropped from a bush over his head. Then we saw a grizzled old mountaineer a couple of hundred yards farther up the mountain In hot pur suit. Every time ho oaught sight of the fleeing man he stopped and took a shot at hiin. A couple of minutes later a San Francisoo attorney staggered into the stare and begged for protection. " 'What's the matter?' asked the store keeper. , 'He's trying to murder me, ' gasped the attorney as he crawled under a ooun- ter. "The storekeeper locked the doors just as tne pursuer came up. . " 'What's the trouble, Ikef he inquired through the chink of the door. " 'Where's that thar varmint? Let me at 'im. Let me burn a trail through his vitals, ' yelled the old hunter. " 'What's he been a-doin?' " 'Why, he came along by our camp this morning, an, being hos-plt-able, we give 'im an invite to line us at breakfas', an what did the blamed ungrateful snake do but up an declare that a frog eatln French man as runs restaurants In Frisco made better bread than I could cook in a fryln pan. Let me at 'im, an I'll put a biscuit In Ills stomach what 11 cook him.' "Old Ike was pacified with a bottle of whisky, and he started reluctantly up the trail, stopping occasionally to look baok to see if he couldn't got another shot at the varmint." San Francisco Post. Regatta Not!. She What's the matter? He They've broken their rudder, I be lieve. She Oh, well, what of that? It's most ly under water, and It isn't likely many people will notice it. Plok Me Up. Too Easy. New Boarder What do we get for din ner tonight? . Old Boarder This is the night we usually have chicken. New Boarder That's not half bad. Do we often get chloken? Old Boarder Oh, about three times a week. New Boarder Well, by jove, that's pretty fine, but I don't see how Mrs. Skimpor can afford it. - Old Boarder Oh, it's the same ohicken. Brooklyn Life. An Important Distinction. "Look here," said tho managing editor of a New York paper, "this story Is utterly without foundation. Who wrote it?" "A man that we took on about a week ago," replied the city editor. "Well, I'd sneak to him about it. If he did it by accident, discharge him. If it is an intentional fake, give him extra pay for It." Washington Star. A Good Name. "Oh, we are having just the awfulest time trying to think of a name for baby," said the young mother. The youthful undo removed his cane from his mouth long enough to say : ' ' Haw I By Jove I . What's the matter with calling her Bloomeretta? Bight up to date, don't , you see?" Indianapolis Journal. - yt . . Clearly an Insinuation. Mrs. Enayber Can I have a oupful of sugar-this morning, Mrs. Neggsdore? I've been Intending to buy some, but keep for getting It. Sugar's gone up a little, hasn't 'It? ' : ' Mrs. Neggsdore Yes, it went up three 'months ago. Hadn't you heard of It? Chicago Rooord. According to Orders. Boad Contractor (angrily) See here, I told you to break those stones so they would be small enough to go into a man's mouth. Laborer Yaas, sah, you did, sah, an dat's what I'se been doln. I used ma own mouf, soh.-New York Sun. . The Honest Bloomer. ' Figures may not lie, but the Introduc tion of the bloomer costume la giving pleasant emphasis to many unwelcome truths. Chicago Dispatch. An Appeal. Oh, her me. cruel hearted thief, ' Thlaii my last appeal to youl ' Bere read the cai Be of all my grief And aee the mischief that yon do. . Yon took from me my tender heart, Though yon It could no profit bring ; Now mine la but an idle part, I have no heart for anything. Yon robbed me of my healthful sleep. To mo the night no more bring rest, , Tow haunting graces round me sweep ' Whene'er my troubled pillow's pressed. Ton stole my appetite away, Alasl I can no longer est, The dining hour that sweetened day Have lost the charm that made then Give back, give back all these again, And yon I will forever bleas, For me to live with none were Tata, While you can rarely live with leas. Or if a part yon wish to keep, I yield perforce unto your might; So hold yon then my heart and sleep, ' But, oh, return my appetitel -C. Thomas Duvall in Life. An Eye to Effect. Little Dives Ob, by the way, Bel airs, awfully sorry to cut you out, you know, but I've just proposed to Lady Barbara, and she's accepted me, and we're to be married in September. And look here, old ohappie, I want yon to be my best man. I want to make a good show at the altar, you know. Punch. r Not on Him. BATHER A STRIKING EFFECT UNTIL MR. 8TKES WALKED AWAT. - I Life. Not Work. He All right. I'll come and play. I always like playing tennis with you. It never makes me hot. Presetting and Fraetloe. , "Well, you, a professor of hygiene, do you take off your coat when you art in a sweat?" "My dear sir, if I had to obey all of my own precepts, I should soon b dead." L'lllustration, "Miss er, I beg pardon, Mrs. Wrynkle" "You were right first. Mr. Oldbo. I am not yet plucked from the parent stem." :. "Take courage, madam. You know that Naomi, the daughter of Enoch, was 580 years old when she married, " Life. ' ,.r- ' '. THE NEW MEXICAN. Daily, English Weekly and Bpaman Weekly editions, will . be found on ale at the following news depots, where subscriptions may also be made: A. 0. Teiohman, Oerrillos. . S. X. Newoomer, Albuquerque. B. T. link, SUrer City. . J. B. Hodgen. Deming. 0.0. Killer, Hillsborough. B. Bailey, Bast Las Vegas. X. B Allen, Las Vegas. San Felipe, Albuquerque , Jacob Welttner, City. Fletcher ft Arnold. Bland, N.M. : .CORSET BOodp The things that people see are in- side of them and notl outside. No two' people see the same; thing exactly alike.! One woman may1 look out at a beauJ tiful landscape and see all the beauty and restfulness and grandness that there is in it. Another one will look out at the same scene and see nothing. One will find enjoyment in a brilliant company,' in music, in dancing. in an exquisitely prepared dinner. Another will enjoy these things half as much an other not at all. The things that people see are inside them. What one sees and what one enjoys depends upon the bodily condition depends upon the capacity for enjoyment depends upon the health and the vitality. The sick man has pain or dis comfort so impressed upon him that he has no time to tmnic ot mucn else, a weak man has all he can do to struggle for mere existence. He has no strewrtn to use in procuring pleasure. His performances are limited by his strength. He can do only a few things so he can enjoy only a few things. The man whoyis perfectly well and vigorous enjoys life to the full. The bed ridden invalid enjoys it not at all. The man who is half sick and half well gets out of hie about halt wnat ne ougnt to. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery makes people well. It doesn't do it in a miracu lous way. There isn't anything unnatural about it it is the most natural thing in the world. It simply puts tne digestive organs, tne stomacn. tne liver, tne bowels, in per fect order and thereby makes the blood pure and rich. It doesn't have to do any thing else. Nature does all the rest. All diseases live and thrive on impure blood, KeeD a stream of Dure. rich, red blood flow. ing into a diseased spot, and the disease will not stay. A man lives on rich, pure blood, and disease dies on it. That's the difference. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery makes pure, rich blood makes men and women strong and healthy ; brings good appetite, good digestion ana builds up solid, healthy tlesh. Address with ai cents in one-cent stamps, ta cover cost 01 mailing only, worm's Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.Y., and get a free copy ol tne reopie s medical Adviser loos paga TO JOHN BULL. Although we sympathize with you For troubles that have been, We can nof let you have that cup. To drown your sorrows in. The W abash Hallroad. Commencing Sunday. SeDtember 8. WabBsh trains 4 and 5, between St. Louis and Kansas City, will have the follow ing sleeping equipments: No. , Kansas City to St. Louis, will have one oompartment sleeper to St. Louis, and the Denver-St. Louis through sleeper. No 5, St. Louis to Kansas Gitv. will have one oompartment sleeper to Kansas City and the Cincinnati-Kansas City through sleeper. ine Deover-St. Louis sleepeer, west bound, is oarried on Wabash train No. 1, leaving St. Louis at 12:01 p. m. midnight, arriving in Denver at 7:25 o'olock on the second morning. Ihe Kansas City-Cincinnati through sleeper, east bound, runs on Wabash train 6, leaving Kansas City at 6:20 p. m., arriving at St. Louis at 2:30 a. m. thence via B. & 0. S. W. train No. 1. arriving Cincinnati 11:80 a. m. ' 0. S. Cbamk, C. M. Hihpson, Q. P. & T. A. Commercial Agent, St. Louis, Mo. 1026 17th St., " Denver, Colo. Notice of Administration. Notice is hereby given that I, the un dersigned, have been appointed, by the honorable probate oonrt of San Miguel county, administrator of the estate of Robert H. Longwill, deceased, and duly qualified as such, t " All persons having any claims against said estate are therefore required to present the same within the time pre scribed by law. LODIS SULZBAOHBB, Administrator. TIME TABLE. In effect August 1, 1895. NORTH AND EAST. Read down ! 4 Read up 8 I 10:20 p 8:20 a Lv... Santa Fe...Ar 7:50pl2:30a 7Kpll:40p 6:85pll:20p 8:36 D 7:40 n 11:10 p 9:10 a 11:35 p 9:30 a Ar Lmi....Lv Lv.....Lamy ....Ar Ar..Las Tegas...Lv 2:w aiz:io a 6:40 a 4:10 p 7;05 a 4:35 p 8:25 a 6:05 p 10:55 a 8:45 p ar ...itaton ....i.v Lv.... Raton Ar u :m a a :iu p 11:36 a 2:50 n Trinidad 10:15 a 1:20 p Ar..La Junta. ..Lv n a u:U5 p 12:50pll:05p 2:35 p 1:40 a 5;15 p 6:15 a 8:55 p 6:4:1 a l:20p l:20p 2:S0p 2:30p Lv., i iai aiu;iu a 6:50a 6:50a 4:46 a 4:45a 2:59 a 2:69 a ..La Junta.. .Ar ... Pueblo.... Lv Colo SDrlnva.Lv a.r....uenver....Lv Ar.. Cripple Ck..Lv 11:50dU:90d 10:20 pl0:20p Ar.. Salt Lake. Lv i :i p i :u p 6:36 p 6:35 p 6:50 a 9:35 a Ar....Oeden ....Lv Lv..La Junta...Ar u;i3a :iup 11:33 p:u i ima Burton. 8:58 p 9:34 p At.. -St Loul...Lv snjup ... 8:50d ... 4:50 a 2:20 p 7:00 a 4:55 p 7:30a s:30p 3:00 p 1:00 a 7:40 p 5:32 a Ar . Topeka. .. .Lv Ar. Kansas Clty.Lv Lv. Kansas City.Ar 1:50 p 2:00 p 1:25 p 1:25 p rort oiaaiftoa.L,vi ..Streator Lv o:sua ... 12:55 a ... 10:30 p 8:30a Ar... Chicago. ..Lv Dearborn st. Stat'n 10:00 pl0:00p SOUTH AND WEST. Bead down 1 a Read up 4 2 10:80 al2 :80 a 9:40 all :40p 9:05 all :2S p 8:13al0:30p 7:00 a 9:21 p 6:30a 8:45 p 8:25 p 8:00 p 6:10 p 2:85p 12:50 p 9:66 a VI.'. P 11:45 a oUoa's'slVn 10:20 p 5:20 p 11:10 p 6:10 p lliDOp 7:00 p Lv.. .Santa Fa. ..Ar Ar Lamy... Lv Lamy .. ...LoaCerrillos I 1 1 M iz a i : p i:zo a : p 25 a 9:20 p .... UOI , . Ar.Albuauera'e. Lv i:t 6:30 :2.1a 9:00 a Lv-Albuquerq'e. Ar I ....socorro.. San Harelal Rtneon...; 11:10 a 8:15 p 10:15 a 11:15 a Ar....Deminr...IiV Ar. .Silver City. .Ly, ...Lasuruee. VI 11 25 a 9:20 p 8:30a 9:40 p 9:50 a 8:35 a 6:40pl0:45a 8:40 d 1:36 D (.1 .L. Ar.Albuquerq'e. Lv Lv. Albuquerq'e. Arl ...uauup... . .Flagstaff.. 12:35a 2:lMp s :w p i :zu a 2:65 p 4:30 a 9:55 a 4:00 p 8:25 a 6:45 a 7:50a 8:50p 10: 85 a 6:00 p Ar . . . Preseott. . . Lv Ar... Phoenix... Lv 7:opis:zua 4:10a 8:30 p ...The Needles... Harstow .San ltarnardlno. isu p :n a 3:2)D 7H0a 12:10a l:00p i : w p v :eo a SKJOp 7:00a 2:15 p....... 1:40 p 100 a 5:80p 6:80 p :50a 9:pl2:45p 9:40 p 15 p Ar.Lo Anseles.Lv Ar..San Diea-o..Lv Ar.National CiyLv S!WI D. 10:46 a. Ar Sn VraneisooLvl H. 8. LTJTZ, Agent, Santa Fe. O. TV NICHOLSON, Or P. A., Chicago RIO GRANDE & SANTA FE Denver & Rio Grande Railroads. THE SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD. Time Table No. 36. Effective Sept. 1, 1895. EASTBOUNO WEST BOUND No. 478. MILBS No. 475. 8:00 am Lv.Santn Pe. Ar 6:40 pm 10:55 am Ar.Espanola. Lv.. 40.. 3:15 pin 12:35 am Ar.Bmbudo.Lv... 59.. 2:25 pin 1:25 pm Ar. Barranca. Lv.. 66.. 1:25 pm 3 :06 p m . . . . Ar . Tres Piedras. Lv 97 . . 11 :47 a m 5:00 p m Ar. Autouito.Lv...l31.. 9:55 a m 6:35 p in Ar. Alamosa. Lv ..160.. 8:40a m 10 :30 p m Ar. Salida . Lv.. . . 246. . 4 :45 a m 1:20 a m Ar.Florenoe.Lv. 31l.. 1:49 a m 2:40a m..' Ar. Pueblo. Lv.. ,3.. 12:25 a m 4:12 a m Ar.ColoSpgs.Lv.387..10:50p m 7:15 a m...... ..Ar. Denver. Lv... 468.. 7:45 p m Connections with main line and branches sb follows: At Antonito for Durangn, Silverton and all points in the San Juan country. as Alamosa for Jitntown, Ureeile. Del Norte, Monte Vista and all points in the oan XiUis vaiiey. At Saiida with main line for all points ease ana west, including Leadville. At i Jorence with t . & C. C. R. R. for the gold camps of Cripple Creek and Victor. At Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Den ver with all Missouri river lines for all points east. Through passengers leaving Santa Fe at 8 a. m. take supper at Alamosa, at which point through sleeper will be re served if desired. For further information address the undersigned. T. J. Helm, General Agent, Santa Fe, N. M. S. K. Hoopeb, G. P. A., Denver, Colo. lleaert Land, Final Proof.-Notlre for Publication.-No. S4. Unitrd Status Land Office, ) Santa Fe, N. M., September 11, 1895. ) Notioe is hereby given that 0. Leon Al lison, of Santa Fe county, has filed notioe of intention to make proof on his desert land olaim, No. 849, for the s e Jf, n w and lot 3, seotion 3, tp 16 n, r 9 e, before the register or receiver at Santa Fe, N. M., on Saturday, the 19th day of Ootober, 1895. He names the following witnesses to prove the oomplete irrigation and recla mation of said laud: Matthias J. Nagle, Tiburcio Montoya, Jefferson Hill, Diego Gonzales, all of Santa Fe, N. M. James H. Walxeb, Register. Homeaeekers' Kxeuralon. A second series of homeseekers' excur sions have been arranged for, and all agents east of the Missouri river will sell tickets at one fare for the round trip to all points in Arkansas, Arizona, Colorado, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Louisiana, Mew Menoo, Uklaboma, North and South Dakota, Texas, Wyoming and Utah, dates ot sale uotober 8 and Z2, 1895. 'Return dates will be October 11, 15, 18, 22, 25, 29 and November 1, 6, 8 or 12, 1895. For particulars call on agents of the "Santa Fe Route." Geo. T. Nicholson, H. S. Ldtz, G. P. A. Chicago. Agent, Santa Fe. Hpeclal Train via the Santa t'e Konte -Conferring of the Pallium upon Archbishop Chapelle at Manta ', W. II., Oct. 17, 1NOS. For the above occasion the A., T. & S F. will run a special train from Las Vegas to santa f e, leaving ias Vegas Ootober 17, 4:30 a. m.; Romero, 4:40 a. m.; Sulz bacher, 5:00 a. m.; Bernal, 6:15 a. m.; Ri bera, (San Miguel) 5:40 a. m.; Fulton, 6:10 a. m.; Rowe, 6:35 a. m.; Glorieta, 7:10 a. m.; Lamy, 7:50 a. m.; arrive at Santa Fe, 8:50 a. m. For particulars call on agents of the "Santa Fe Route." Geo. T. Nicholson, H. S. Lutz, G. P. A. Chioago, 111. Agent, Santa Fe. Special Rate Notice. The Rio Grande & Santa Fe Railroad company will sell tiokets Ootober 14, 15 and 16, Santa Fe to Denver and return, at the low rate of $10.26 for the round trip. Tiokets good to return on any regular train leaving Denver, Ootober 20. T. J. Hblm, General Agent, Remember the "Santa Fe Route" has a fine line of equipment, Pullman palace sleepers, elegant free reolining ohair oars, and will take you to Denver for the Fes tival of Mountain and Plain away ahead of any other line; fare only $10.25 for the round trip. ' Four Days in the City of Denver, Are what passengers will have by taking the "Santa Fe Route" for the grand Oar nival of Mountain and PUin at Denver, Ootober 16, 17 and 18, 1895. Fare $10.25 for the round trip. First day Pageant of progress, seooud day military day, third day a little of everything, at Denver, Colo., October 16, 17 and 18, 1896. Rate via the "Santa Fa Route" $10.25. A LADl iS TOILET . Is not complete without an ideal pozzonrs Combines every element of beauty and purity. It is beauti fying, soothing, healing, health ful, and harmless, and when rightly used is invisible. A most dr'icate and desirable protection to the face in this climate. Insist spea having tfca gratia. IT W FM SALE IVEXYWHERI, U POWDER, Something IjewT We call especial attention to onr celebrated Frey's patent flat opening blank book We make them in all manner of styles. ' We bind them in any style yon wish. We rule them to order JOB WORK Of all kinds done with neatness and des patch. We carry a large and com plete line of commercial stationery, consisting of wedding cards, business cards, programs, etc. book: work: We are the best equipped establishment in the whole southwest for this line of work, and our unequalled facilities enable us to turn out work at the lowest possible figures. LEQAL BL We carry a full and complete line of all Legal Blank, including those required by the Brand Law enacted by the last legislature. NEW MEXICAN PRINTING COUPANY. lean) tie Sole Makers - A - lsnKIS