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APRIL. 1917. .ZZ.UOl .12,001 .20,020 .12,080 .12.188 .12,414 .12,885 .22,718 .12,542 .12,602 .12,522 .12,521 .12,601 .12,627 .28,078 1*.IV, 3VV 17.;.....19.601 18.. ..........19.619 18.. *...19,694 80.19,610 II.19.641 88 .13,181 33.19.646 24 . .19,580 25 .19.649 26 .19,480 27 . 11,415 28 .19,425 89 .92.798 80.19,389 Total . i Lou Roturna t Kot Total sui.**i 17.703 M4.IS8 : Daily Average, April, 1917 .... 18,935 l Sunday Average, April, 1917 ... 22,195 J. L Boeahana, Circulation Manager of Tba - Montgomery Advertiser, being duly sworn. The foregoing statement of Tba Adver tiser’s circulation for the Month of AOfU, 1017, la true and correct and compiled after raturna and spoiled copies have bean de ducted. • THE ADVERTISER CO.. J. L BOESHANS. Circulation Manager. Sworn to and subscribed before me thla s Second day of May. 1017. I , (SEAL.) W. F. LEE. 1 Votary Public, Montgomery County. Alabama. i ELIOT ON THE INCOME TAX.« ' ■ Dr. Charles W. Eliot has been alluded to, f with causa, as “America's Orand Old Man.** Wise, profound and presumably unprejudiced, C Ms views on publlo men and public Questions no less than on speculative philosophy, com i; Band respect. Ths great scholar’s views on taxation, re cently expressed, seem to The Advertiser to be so sound and clear, as well as tliriely. : that we would give them further publicity. ^Dr. Eliot says: Under democratic forms of government the mass of the people come Into control of the power of taxation. * * The action S';- of the American democracy on the In i'-,' oome tax already shows signs of Insidious demoralisation. The income tax Is a very convenient and Just form of taxa ft’ tlon, provided that every self-supporting it citlxen pays It, but S3 1-2 per cent of the jj-t population avoid paying any Income tax. by putting high the exemption fdom the ' tax, the Income tax becomes a means of widespread demoralization, Ths Brooklyn Eagle, quoting the foregoing, adds the following paragraph as further warning to a democracy which believes In letting the other fellow pay ths freight: When Rome, under Nero, was still call- - ing Itself a "republic” the rich were pay ing the taxes and the poor were getting Out of government the panes et clrcenses (ths bread and circuses) that mads tyranny tolerable for them. With such ‘j a mental attitude on the part of the masses, freedom cannot co-exlst. There in lies a warning for Americana To Just ths degree of his conscious payment of taxes the everyday man has the fosl lng of having a ‘‘stake in the communi ty." And this feeling la the measure of his conscious patriotism, always and aver?waeri. And that la the truth, "always and every* j Where." A widespread propaganda has found Its way through the channels of publicity In recant times whose purpose Is'to unify pub 110 sentiment behind the Idea of making one class of citizens pay all the costs of govern ; Blent both in the enterprise of war and In the enterprise of domestic development A Con gress elected by the largest number of peo ' pie. Is expected to be favorable to the Idea of exempting the majority from as many of the burdens of the hour as practicable. Taxation should be the tangible force con necting every man directly with his govern ment It should be light, but It should be as uniform and undlscrlmlnatlng as prac ticable. Everybody should know how It feels to be taxed and to knoW that taxation can not be shifted to the other fellow. I Again, since posterity Is to draw greater benefits from the sacrifices of war which We of today are making, why should not posterity be riiade to shoulder as much of the load as Is practicable? Since men of today must atralp their resources to meet the cost of war, and In addition lose their lives and suffer physical pain to the end that posterltv may not have to make the same sacrifice, why should not posterity be permitted to %elp pay the war’s coat? A "pay as you go” policy sounds well, but It places unnecessary hardships upon the P present generation. NEW YORK. May 23.—Filet of shark. q gray fish, various form aof edible sea V weeds and a large array of practically n- unutilized American foods of the highest fc dietetic value are among exhibits In the food and health exhibition opened today at the American museum of national hls it tory. For our part we do not care to participate p In any retaliatory policy against the man eating shark. ' The thing to do Is to enhance the ^ov ■ srnment’s standing In enemy countries by seelng that the Liberty Loan Is over-sub p scribed. You cap arrange it If you will try hard enough. . Our government won’t Issue passports to Socialists who want to attend the Socialist pow-wow at Stockholm. This Is ^rank dis courtesy to the German government. 7 A Chicago man said "to h--l with the U. S..’’ “'and It coat him $100. Colonel Watterson of i Louisville has been saying for two years, "To p--»l with the Hapsburgs and the Hohenzol .; lerns," and the circulation of The Courler • Journal Immediately Increased & \ - PLANNING TNE SUMMER’S WAR. An Interesting and apparently trua account •f the precipitation of the present general at t«ck, on all fronts by the allies, is presented In a newspaper article by Carl W. Acker* man, writing from Stockholm, after recently coming from Germany, where he was with the German armies. The plan of the allies, It Is significant, was not revealed from any of their own coun tries, but from Germany, which was quickly Informed of the determination of the allies to attempt to crush In all fronts of the Teu tonic powers this summer. The scope of the present grand and general offensive was planned at the somewhat famous Rome Con ference, held early last- winter. When this conference was over the censors of the allied countries allowed it to be known that the conference had discussed the general econ omic situation of th« allies and that they had determined on a commercial war on Germany following the War. But Germany had been Informed better. Germany had .^earned that the prime ques tion before that'conference was: Shall we take our time In making the war, and seek to beat1 Germany through economic pressure, or shall we assemble every resource this spring for a general military offensive? Per haps a majority of those present at the con ference, which was held secretly) favored a slower war. In a military sense and a heavier economic pressure. But Lloyd George, the English Premier, by sheer weight Sf his will, forced the conference around to his way of thinking, which was to precipitate a des perate offensive on nil fronts and particularly on the western front. Germany, which was also planning for the spring and summer, heard the detail^ of the conference almost as soon as It adjourned. Germany was preparing for a drive deep Into Russia, one which would carry them to Mos cow or Petrograd. They did not hope that such a drive would bring peace, but they thought it would knock Russia out of the war. Hlndenburg and his war staff shifted their plans when they heard of the Rome conference. They called off the proposed Russian drive and prepared to meet the at tack on the western front. An Important feature of that preparation was to upset the plan of the allies by retreating from the Somme. This retreat was carried out suc cessfully but It failed of Its full purpose be cause the British and the French acted with unexpected swiftness. The Germans were not fully.prepared to meet the attack from Arras or the drive towards Laon, and they had to give way before the allies, and they had to suffer heavy and unexpected losses. In time they finished the assembling of the guns, munitions and men which they had brought from the eastern front, but they had suffered far more than they thought possible. The Russian adventure, In spite of the col lapse of authority In Russia, had to be per manently suspended and all German re sources had to be thrown to the western front. In the meanwhile the plan of a general of fensive was being carried out by all the allle^ armies except those of Russia, The revolution paralyzed the military forces of Russia, and she was held helpless at a criti cal hour. But in Mesopotamia and at Mon astir the allies lunged forward, while a gen eral desperate battle was precipitated in on the Italian front. We had Thursday the news of the result of that battle—the general de feat of the Austrians on the coast of the Quit of Trieste and the atyrance of the Italians to within ten miles of the city of "Trieste. It. is certain that heavy British artillery la with the Italians. It is likely, too, that the reports of a large British force fight ing with the Italians is true. . At any rate, for the first time In a year the Italians are making real headway. This general offensive, decided upon at the Rome conference, ia still In progress; it will continue throughout the summer. British and American money and British troops are backing it to the limit. If it should not be successful this summer, as It probably will not be. It will be continued next spring and next summer with American troops fighting Bide by side with their European allies. JUST TWO SORTS. There are really only two kinds of animals In the world—those that provide for the future and those that do not. As an example of the former we have that amazing little fellow the bee. He never rests while the sun Is shining In carrying the nectar from the field to the hive. Within a few weeks hts wings are worn out and he dies In those same fields from which he'has so faithfully gathered the sweetness. But the honey that he has stored in the hive will help to support the future queen and her subjects through the winter so that there will be a new swarm In the spring. As a type of animal that makes no pro vision for the future we may take the hog. He will root up an entire field of peanuts; not caring a whoop whether any more pea nuts will grow there or not. He Is not con tent to take what Is on top of thg ground but he wanta what is beneath It Ws well. Nature made him so. of course, and he Can not help being what he Is. But It Is rather humiliating to realize that many of us—who can make of burselvrs what we please—have chosen too often the methods of the hog rather than those of the bee. We have taken everything In sight and much out of eight. For Instance, we have taken our soil fertility as if it were inex haustible and have cpnsumed It through the years, leaving but little for our children. And children, .who should have been com oetent heirs to much of the land, saw this land go for mortgages. Just at this time the whole world Is turn ing to the Idea and the method of the bee_ | building for the children who shall come after us. We are not only trying to make the hive fit for hAltatlon but we are. through our gradually changing methods, trying to lay up a little honey in it—soil fertility. Roil fertility Is not only the foundation of wealth, but It Is the measure of wealth as well. It Is likewise the source of our energy. It behooves\every man who owns soil to realize tills great truth gnd along with It his duty to those who shall come after him. None of us are landlords. We are all tenant* on the land—and for a few short roars ohlr. THE MEMPHIS LYNCHING. Th* Advertiser Is gratified, but .not sur prised. at the prompt and vigorous manner in which the Tennessee press condemns the burning of a negro at Memphis who com mitted one of the roost horrible crimes con ceivable. Tennessee must be ashamed of the stain on its nsme today. That this Is true may be seen from the tenor of the editorial comment upon the .affair at Memphis "We are back once more to the^olnt where the law should end and anarchy Should be gin,” says one of the leading dallies of the State. "We are face to face with th* old question of whether society disorganised can better accomplish results than the organised forces of the law. • • • Men cannot irtv* the law temporary paralysis and then expect It to resume a vigor in protecting all of th* rights of all of the people. Men cannot, at will, suspend the Constitution of (he United States and then expect that Constitution to be the ark of the covenant' of the liberties which pur forefathers secured for us In their blood.” If a reign of violence In Memph|f does not follow the lynching episode wherein so large a number of people were personally - con cerned. we shall be pleasantly surprised.. Violence begets violence, is as true a saying as we know. , We must have an orderly society, or we fall. Law must function through orderly processes, else the example of violation will ultimately and inevitably demoralize us.-, ENLISTMENTS IN THE GUARD. There Is no better time than now for the young Alabamian who expects to servo hit country, to enlist In the National Guard of the State, now In active service. Conscription is an assured fact; the law Is pdssed and it Is in operation. EveryVaean between the age of twenty-one and thirty one will be registered on June 5th as subject to active military duty. Once conscripted he has no volition over hie own future. He will not know who his officers will be and he will dot know who his comrades will be. He can not even express a preference for any special command which he may favor. He will J|#ve to take his place, as It Is assigned him by the military authorities. The Guard offers him a freedom of choice. H«. can volunteer now and choose the com pany he would like to aerve with. He can even select his own officers. He can be as sured now that he will serve with men whom he knows and under officers who come from among his own people. The young soldier will find It much piore to his liking lo be with his own kind, bo;h men and officers, and he can be with them, according to his own choice, If he should enlist In the Guard. The Alabama National Guard now has up ward of six thousand men. It has been ordered on a war footing, which would place Its total at nine thousand men. The Adver tiser believes that the State should fill up all the vacant places In the Guard, before the conscript officer lays his hand upon the shoulders of a single young man. Two descendants of President John Adams, who wrote the greater part of the present constitution of Massachusetts, will have seats In the convention which meets next month to revise that Instru ment.—Pensacola Journal. We trust no surviving member of the Adams will feel called upon as a patriotic duty to hasten to the private chamber of the President of the United States to warti him of a conspiracy In Massachusetts to with draw the State from the Union. John Quincy Adams made such a pilgrimage to the White House. The Italian Mission brought along a real fresh Idea, but we confess we are more en thusiastic over the new Italian drive against the Austrians than over the Mission's recom mendation to our government, which Is: "Wipe out the submarine. That Is the most essential part of the war.** Our own unsllenced Mtexlm claims he has discovered a submarine cure, and If he has we are going stand up for him In future against all hia critics and detractors. Maxim has genius beyond doubt, but he has ether qualities which he could well afford to spare; but we won’t ask him to spare them If he checks the submarines. I Letters to Editor ] V ---' DISPEILMN'G A DEtrSIOK. 708 Peachtree St., Atlanta, G«„ May 23, 1917. Editor The Advertiser: Your readers are many of them laboring under the delusion that we have been wiped out by the fire. We Judge this from the many letters of sympathy that have reached us from Montgomery. Please tell your readers that the Elizabeth Mather College on Peachtree street was many blocks from the scene of the disaster; that the faculty and students took care of several refugees and lent aid In many ways until late at night. We had much excitement and anxiety but no damage in any way. Very truly yours. BLANCHE O. LOVERIDUE. President. ALABAMA AND THE FARM CREDITS ACT. Bladon Springs, Ala., May 22nd, 1917. Editor The Advertiser; There Is so much In our Alabama press urging the farmers to plant food stuffs, Ala bama to feed Itself, etc. That some of us women here have entered into a co-opera tive plan to raiHe and can everything and see just what we can, or are doing, I know not how conditions are up and down the Alabama river, but along the Tom blgbee they are distressing—for farmers who lost everything by.the storm last year, all crops—saved nothing to feed stock this year, to farm. And so much stock and hogs wers drowned which they might have sold to buy products. I was appealed to In their behalf—as un able to procure the "Federal Farm Loan Act” help though application was made to New ^Orleans. I wrote to Dr. Stockbrldge, who was presi dent of the National Farmers' Congress as to the inability to get it. He, of course, you know. Is editor of The Rurallst. Hers Is his answer, which I enclose. And now'J ask why Is it Alabama has failed to put this chance into the hands of her farmers in distress? When South Caro lina Mississippi. Kentucky, North Carolina, Texas and Virginia have all been able to '■ avail Its aid to the farmers? if u,e farmers -- , . ---' .^ No Hair Trigger . > ) & What The United States Marine Is | V. Chicago Trlbuno. For the first, and. It la hoped, the last j time, the United Statea marines are asking for help. The bill Just passed by the House of Representatives increasing the strength of the corps from 17,400 to 30,000 men has caught the marines In the unfortunate posi tion of having over half of the whole corps at sea. In our foreign possessions, or In Such disturbed localities, as Haiti and Santo Do mingo, .while those In this country are so occupied with recruit training that they can not send out enough men' to bring In the 13,000 additional recruits needed to raise the corps to its new etrength. * * * * Now, Just what Is a marine? It Is a curi ous thing that, although the Marine Corps Is the oldest military establishment In the United States, few outside of the service understand what a marine really Is 'or what he Is supposed to do. Hls status, however, can easily .be explained. Marines have been called the “soldiers of the sea," and this Is what they are. They are the soldiers of the sea for this reason: Under International law It Is an act of war to land a soldier In a foreign country. It Is not an act of war to land a marine; hence, a body of marines may be landed in a country with which we are at peace to preserve order, lives and property without such land ing being considered an act of war by the United States; Just such a landing was that effected by the marines at Vera Crus In 1314. * * * * And now, what are the duties of marines while they are at sea? One hah perhaps read in the papers or he^rd some one say that a marine Is a policeman aboard ship That Impression, should at once be corrected. A marine Is not a policeman aboard ship; he has no police duties. The police aboard ship are the petty officers of the bluejacketa The marines lead their lives entirely Inde pendently of the bluejackets. Bluejackets and marines are the best of frlendn despite what Is sometimes printed to the contrary. A number of stations bn the ship are filled by marlnea as much as a matter of custom as for any other reason, and In all Impor tant ceremonies the marines have the posi tion of honor on the quarterdeck. But their real duties are mor important than this. The chief duty, for example, of a marine at sea Is to man what Is called the "tornedo defenee battery.” This battery, so called, on a modern ship consists of about twenty 6 lnch gum, arranged In a row on each side of the ship. The purpose of these guns Is to jruard the ship from torpedoes by sinking the ships which carry them. Fortunately, too, the marines are wonderful shots with these (-Inch guns and have made brilliant records. The largest per centage of hits scored In the naval battle of Santiago was made by these guna and Insistent demands at once arose for more marlnea for the battleships. And this Is not the only Important duty of the I marines. They are in charge, also, of the anti-aircraft guns. It Is only recently that guna to destroy aeroplanes have been placed aboard ships. But so reliable are the marines that the handling of these guns has been en trusted to them. A marine must have a clear eye and a clear head. Because of internal dissension, riots or dis turbed conditions It may become necessary for the United States government to take ^control of a foreign port. The ships by threats, or sometimes by actual bombard ment, make It. possible for our forces to land, as we have done In Cuba, Haiti and Santo Domingo. What forces are to be landed from the ships? Not the bluejackets, certainly, for they are not soldier*- and, moreover, a bluejacket’s business Is to fight the ship and he Is not trained to serve on shore. No. It Is the marines who' are landed. "The marines go first.” One has seen these words on the posters, and now one may understand exact ly what they mean. The marines goi first under protection of the guns of the fleet. Concerning the difficulties which they face and surmount, concerning the opposition which Is made to their landing, concerning a difficulty of subsisting themselves In a foreign country, often when they have gone far from the ships, little Is seen In the pub lic press. We at home are accustomed to hear shortly after the marines have started for a disturbed locality the laconic expres sion: "The marines have landed and have the situation well In hand.” This expression carries to the knowing ones the information that over every obstacle. In spite of Alaska's cold. In spite of tropical rains and tropical suns, the marines have again done their bit, cleaning up the job assigned to them. Their motto Is "Semper fldells”—"Always faithful.” _i- _ do not know how, whose duty, la It to ahow them? Certainly In this Tomblgbee region the need has been dire, and la—If the (arm era are to till soil, now growing up In weeds by hundreds ot acraa along tha river rich lands. Respectfully, LIDA B. ROBERTSON. (INCLOSURE.) Atlanta, Ga„ May 17, 1917. Miss Lida B. Robertson, Bladon Springs, ,AIa. Dear Mlaa Robertson:—I regret extreibely to learn of the apparently unfortunate con dition In which the farmers of your section have been placed by untoward circumstances. I do not, however, understand what you can mean In your reference to Federal Reserve Funds and loans therefrom for bridging over present conditions.^ I can only surmise that you are laboring under sOrious con fusion of Ideas relative to the two different comparatively new national financial laws. The Federal Reserve system has been In actual and full operation for more than two years. It does not do business directly with Individuals, but only with banks from which, however, by Its means most staple farm crops and livestock are accepted as collateral for loans to farmers. The other Instrumentality Is the Federal Farm Loan Act. which has been In actual operation for several months and through which individual farmers In any community are able to borrow money upon farm land security for such purposes as those de scribed in your letter. The advantages of this loan system are open to all farmers everywhere, and obtaining such loans is sole ly dependent upon the co-operative action of ten different farmers in any community or county. There is. therefore, no obstacle whatever in the way of your farmers taking advantage of this opportunity in meeting present difficulties. Both of these forms of government as sistance have been fully described in The Rurallst over and over again, with full and explicit details as to every step by which in dividuals were to take advantage of them. Enclosed I am sending you a clipping from The Atlanta Constitution of yesterday, show ing what farmers are actually doing in sev eral Southern States to take advantage of the Federal Farm Loan Act. You will no tice that the farmers In practically svery Southern State except Alabama are already enjoying these advantages, and your farmers have the same opportunity If they will only take the Initiative. The government cannot go out and hunt up the individuals scattered all over a conti nent, but the government Is easily found by Individuals wishing to use it under the pro visions of this Federal Farm Loan Act. Very truly yours. H. E. Stockbrldge, Editor Southern Rurallst. The clipping from The Constitution is as follows Washington. May 15.—Loans to farmers by the Federal land banks have passed th. »1, 000,000 mark and ars being made at the rate of 1150,000 a day. If the present rats of Increase keeps up. the farm loan board I estimates the total loans during May at 13,000,000. Loans thus far by States include: South Carolina, $167,700; Mississippi, $10$, 325; Kentucky, 376,00; North Carolina, $38, 600; Texas, $33,400, and Virginia $23,450. The first Issue of farm loan bonds. It was announced today, will be placed on the mar ket within a month or six weeks. * A TASK FOR GENIUS. Arthur Brisbane In The Chicago American. The Germans hold back the lines of the Allies on the .land, and the Allies now In clude the United States. And at sea the Germans are attacking the Allies successfully, and working for the starvation of England under water. What remains for those fighting Germany to do, and especially for the United States, whiVh has some reputation for clear and original thinking? ' Is it not reasonable to hope, In the Interest of humanity, and of every country. Including Germany, that the genius of the United States will find some way of conquering the Germans through the air? The air Is a wide path, and up In the air Germany's frontiers are open. What would happen if forty thousand American and ally fighting machines dropped each one hundred bombs per day on German soil? What would happen If flying machines without any man or board—small, hlgh-power projectiles, moving through the air as the torpedo moves through the water, each car rying a destructive load of dynamite—were sent In thousands over the German frontier and Into Germany? The difficulty in fighting from air ma chines npw Is Inaccuracy. Even as big a target as Berlin, or the Krupp works at Essen, Is difficult to hit. But It is that difficulty that must be met. There should be sufficient genius In the United States to devise a plan that would make the air torpedo, and the dynamite dropped front flying machines hit the mark. The idea of Indiscriminate dynamiting of non-combatant women and children would be repulsive, and no man would care to apply his genius to such a task. The dlvlslng of some plan of accurate air fighting, some scheme by which the wide open air frontiers of Germany might be passed and the war thus settled, appeals to every man. The Germans, tn their retreat from France and In various actions In Belgium, have In dicated that they consider destruction of cities' and small towns an excusable and necessary part of warfare Berlin and every other German city lie open to attack from the air, absolutely undefended, without any defense possible. What American will supply a ship that will do In this war, to free men from the slavery of militarism, what the Monitor did to free men from physical slavery in our civil war? The German line of men, trenches and can l non make attack difficult by land. VTh e unseen fleet of Qerman submarines makes the ocean unsafe, makes a joke of ths greatest battleships. But the air above Germany la open and free. Up In the air there are no trenches, no cannon*—the road is open. Who will find the way to victory through that road of the air, In the great airship in vulnerable to attack from below, or invisible to sight; or In the swarms of dynamite dropping small fighting aircraft that would descend upon the German empire like one of the plagues upon Egypt? Germany found the way to strike England through the water, below the surface. The Inventive genius of the United States should find the way to strike Germany through the air above the earth. A TALE WITH A MORAL, , Greenville Advocate. In Butler county there is jf. farmer who Isn’t in business for his health. Oh. yes, farming is a business, and a mighty proflt able one when run to get the most out of it. This man, as we said, is a business man. and as a business man who desired to sell his products for' the best price obtainable, he looked around and decided to sell his crop for seed. As a business men, alsoc naturally he ad vertised. The result of these advertisements was that he sold every bean he had and could get, and all the corn he raised as seed and in addition he sold a number of bushels of peas. In less than one week he got orders for mors than eight carloads of peas that ha couldn't fill. He got orders from all over the United ' States for velvet beans, corn and peas. The letters all contained checks and the prices he got were good ones. We printed a form letter for him to accompany the checks he sent back after his supply gave out and we saw one mall train bring him twenty or more letters with checks in them. This farmer advertised. He prepared his product for market correctly and then he started raking in the casbi. You can do as much as he did and with very little outlay of time and money more than you are making now in harvesting and marketing your crop. Why not try it next year, In a small way at least? THE NITRATE PLANT. Florence Times. The news comes from Washington that ex perts are Still investigating conditions neces sarily precedent to locating the nitrate plant, and that they are very busy at the Job. It appears to us to be proceeding very slowly considering the need of nitrates in this coun try; but It is comforting to know that the matter is In strong hands and that the issue cannot long be delayed. "My home for cats is not a success. I have provided good food, nice sleeping quarters, and yet the cats are not happy." ’’You are sh^r on amusement features, old man. You haven't provided any back fence.” —New York American.