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Rockefeller’s money la always M*l The average man feels that he has m: 'At least a fraternal. If not a practical In terest In John D.'s load. The government Is 0 Suite sure It has a practical Interest In this ' > Money. But It requires no argument to : ;?4Stabllsh the proposition that the money of Hon. John D. Rockefeller of New York, for I jnerly of Ohio, Is a public Issue. h- A large number of people are still In doubt '» as to what attitude they should take with regard to the Rockefeller fortune. Shall he l4‘be execrated for hla earning capacity, scorned yf for the 'material success which he has 0 Achieved because of his genius and his op pqptunltlesT Or shall he be adulated as a f(Ant and a leader? Suffice to say that pub tlcly Rockefeller Is loathed as mucivns any |g American business man and privately ad i * mired as much as any other. la any case, Mr. Rockefeller Is spending T (Us money. He Is spending some of It volun tarily. some of It under duress, some of It ■| Incidentally—for he requires food and rai ment. It Is estimated that Rockefeller's Income Is *6,000,000 a year. In that case the new <;] revenue bill will take $2,600,000 of It as ln come tax. Others estimate his Income at $10,000,400. In that case his Income tax would amount to $6,000,000 a year. We have often seen the statement that Mr. Rockefeller actually does not know how much he Is ' ^Worth, nor what his Income la In that cate 4_.the old gentleman will find himself emb&r tossed when the Income tax man comes j around. Rockefeller subscribed for 15.000,000 of Liberty Bond*, but part of the eum repre ' Mate eubecrlptlone from companlea in which v|: he ta Interested. One of hie companies took $1,000,000 in bond*. This represent* the Rockefeller contrlbu <■ tlon to the war fund. But he Is spending Other money than this, and for good pur | poses. Last February, it Is announced, the oil kin* made a gift of (25,765,500 to the Rockefeller Foundation, which makes the s||' total endowment of (125,000,000. The sum of $10,000,000 has recently been appropriated by ^ the board of trustees to meet obligations arising out of war conditions. The Rocke A feller Institute for Medical Research receives of this amount (2,000,000; to school of % hygiene and health of Johns Hopkins Untver J; »lty goes (70,290 and to the mobile hospital unit of the medical school of Tale (25,000. The hospital plan contemplates setting up 'V. 100 to 100 beds with a complete operating r room and food kitchen close to the firing line ; ■ • In a very short time. The government will ?•< maintain the Yale unit after it is started. Rockefeller Is such an Important figure In :.S the business and financial world that in view 4 of the sum total of his taxes, as fixed by the new revenue bill the question Is actually' raised whether the payments of these mil* lions in taxes would “divert the customary • Investment or reinvestment methods adopted 0 by Rockefeller." would "curtail his gifts to | educational or philanthropic Institutions, anj 5J? also his lnvestmetns In great business under takings and In railroads." But since the money collected in taxes will be promptly Si spent by the government. It may be expected 4 that the great channels of trade will not be sigseriously disturbed by the collection of the W Rockefeller taxes. ig/l* If there are any persons who are troubled K jover the possibility that the government won't get all the money possible out of Jit Rockefeller, let him be reassured. Congress would never overlook such an opportunity to m '•soak" a helpless old gentleman such as ^ Brother Rockefeller Is. tre Rockefeller's business represents mendous earning power. So long as his sys tem Is not emolated the government may jfe safely count upon a fair Income from that source. r.) . Buy a bond. It's easy when you know how :;*nd want It badly enough. i The navy wants 2.000 more doctors. Judg Jhg from the Increase in enrollments In medl cal colleges in late years and the guardei Sjtalk about "crowded professions” the doctor; should be available. vsi. . CRACKING under the strain A* **»• war approaches the and of Its third pear, the terrific strain upon ths belligerent nations Is revealing Itself in the Interior political affairs of every one of the large eombatanta The disturbing yst Interesting political conditions, after the shocks and struggles of three years of war, are displayed alike In the allied and In the Teutonic na tions. Russia, of course, stands first among the fighting nations, as the country which has passed through the greatest political ex perience. The ancient monarchy and the most autocratic government In the world col lapsed amidst Its own struggles In the world war' The first chapter of the revolution was both dramatic and tragic—the latter chapters of the great revolution are yet to be written. Until the stormy Internal affairs of Russia are quieted, and until It Is fully equipped with a will and a purpose, It would be folly for the allies to lean heavily upon Russian aid. We may be encouraged by the conviction, however, founded upon the better news that comes day by day out of Russia, that the new nation Is gradually finding Its strength and that the worst Is passed. Oreat Britain has no really serious Issue —no really menacing question, but of some smaller troubles the Empire has Its share. First of .all, of course. Is the Irish question —the Irish question Great Britain .always has with It. In spite of present dlfflcultlea Ireland Is . not near the menace to Great Britain that it was a year ago. Again, the labor unions, which had so heavy a hand In ruling the Empire just previous to the out break of the war, are showing, signs of rest lessness and an Inclination to give trouble. France has won so completely the admira tion of the world in her supreme sacrifice of her brave army, that unless we are reminded of It we are likely to forget that France has about as demagogic a government as there Is in the world. The French government, with patriotic Ipslght, decided that It wai best to practically efface Itself In the early days of the war. The army has been continually struggling to keep what Napoleon called "those rascally lawyers" In Paris, "from plunging the army Into French politics.” But of lata the French Parliament has be come bolder and It Is displaying a disposition to run the army. If It Is permitted to do It. The Teutonic Powers, particularly Germany and Austria-Hungary, are In a far more troubled state than are the allied nations. Germany, when It launched this war, never In the world Intended It to be such a war as this. Germany has not been accustomed to having such a war. Germany was spoiled by the wars of her late history. She had been accustomed to prepare long. Intelligent ly and efficiently and then crush her un suspecting enemy within a few weeks. She fell on Denmark and tore froth her weak enemy the territory of Bchleswlg-Holsteln with hardly a national effort. She sprang on Austria and In a few weeks had gotten the territory she aimed at. She trapped France, In a moment of Inconceivable French folly, crushed the French armies, took Paris and then lopped off Alsace-Lorraine with a huge Indemnity. Such have been the wars of Germany In her later history; the German people were brought up on such history. When her forty years of preparations were completed, Ger many saw no reason why her powerful armies could not dispose of her peaceful enemies In a few months at the outside. The horror of this war—a million and a half German dead and seven million wounded—stunned the Ger man people. It was well that Germany won early victories—for If she had not won them, the German government would have been at surely overthrown as was the tinsel Empire of Napoleon, Third. The censor In Germany Is alert and in dustrious, but he cannot keep the world In Ignorance of the continuous strikes, the riot ing and the Internal struggle going on In Germany. A month ago. It was expected that the socialists and the supporters of a peace without annexation or Indemnities would get thdukper hand. Now, however, the conserva tives. or Junkers, largely through the In fluence of Von Hlndenburg, appear to be firmly In the saddle. The war party in Ger many, the Junkers and the conservatives, ap pear to have bettered their positions In the past month, for no apparent reason, unless It was the Intervention of Hlndenburg. But the flame of discontent Is still smolder ing. The price that Germany is paying for the war has staggered the German people. Austria-Hungary, "the ramshackle Empire" of the Teutonic alliance, Is In a desperate political situation. Her present military weakness. In which, faced by no enemy ex cept Italy, she is losing ground. Is a reflec tion of her internal sickness and exhaustion. The Austrian Emperor frankly grants any peace he can get, the Austria Premier, who was a pro-war leader, has been thrown out of office. For the first time since the war be gan ,the Austrian Parliament Is about to meet and nobody knows what Is going to happen. We are expecting some sensational news from the interior of Austria, before the summer Is half over. The collapse of one of the great nations in tho war, France or Great Britain on the one hand, Germany or Austria on the other, will bring peace. Without such a collapse, and it Is by no means certain or imminent, the war will go on for at least another year with a half million or a million American soldiers In France. ' A STATE CONSTABULARY. In the midst of military events of mightier moment, Alabama forgot to observe that it was without State troops at this time for the preservation of property and order. We are suddenly realizing that, in the absence of State troops In the future. Alabama may fol low the lead of Pennsylvania and New York in establishing a small force of highly trained, professional soldiers who will serve as rural police, or as a State constabulary. Nobody knows what the future of the Na tional Guard will be. We suspect that the doom of the Guard is written; that when It Is mustered out at the close of the present war. it will pass Into history. The War Depart ment. supported or rather inspired by the regular army, has decided that the Guard must go. The war brought conscription sud denly and unexpectedly, and universal mill* tarjr service la the corallary of conscription. The new .military legislation at the dose of the war will embody universal military serv ice and In all probability the disappearance of the Guard. The threatened trouble at Mobile, revealed the fact that for the first time In forty years Alabama had no troops for maintaining the law, and for restoring public order. The four regiments of the Alabama National Guard are in the Federal service, and they will not be used, except In desperate canee, and then only by consent of the President, for quelling disorder. The State government of Alabama must have a strong arm; It must have a resource of strength to which It can apply In the event of general disorder. If Its citlsen sol diery are gone from It, what can It dot There comes pp the suggestion of a State constabulary, which Pennsylvania has found most useful and which New Tork recently created. The next Legislature, we expect, will grapple with this very question. The State constabulary Is used not only as a queller of mobs, but as a rural police for the protection of Isolated communities from crimes of violence of flagrant thievery. To this force of trained and professional 'sol diers the State may have to resort after the war Is over. WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN. London says 100,000 Americans will soon be fighting in France. What might have been is not usually a profitable lamentation; nonetheless it is well to remark here that if five years ago America had begun the ap plication of a universal training policy, we should today have 1,000,000 men either on their way to France or awaiting transports.. As it is we must wait till.we can train the million men, and that will require many months of hard work. It might even have been that Qermany would not have forced us Into the war if a million of our dtlxens had been trained and accustomed to arms. Cer tainly the war could be shortened if we were prepared to send a million troops to France. Who, in view of these obvious facts, can feel justified In holding out longer against uni versal training in time of peace? ANDREW CARNEGIE. A pathetic and moving story comes from New Tork picturing the condition of Andrew Carnegie as that of a man now without reason due to his distress of soul over the world war. His fortune has been put Into other hands for direction and protection. Carnegie thought this war could not hap pen. He spent mtlllons In endowment of peace funds and peace tabernacles. He was obsessed with the world peace idea. He was so profoundly obsessed with this Idea that he even went so far as to oppose meas ures of preparedness on our part pending a conversion of other nations to the Carnegie idea. His dreams encountered hopeless disaster. He la more than SO years old and the once strong mind was not equal to the test of utter defeat at the hands of millions of other human beings who wers morei practical and leas visionary than the American Iron mas ter. Hr. Carnegie Is the only conspicuous pacif ist who has suffered the distressing fate which Is his—which In Itself Is remarkable! The Charleston American pretends to be an American newspaper. Owned by Charleston men. The American Is said to be edited by a man who formerly edited a German lan guage newspaper. Ths American continues to assail President Wilson, In adroit terms, for "forcing" us Into the war. The American recently printed an editorial along this line which must have warmed the heart of the Kaiser if he saw it, which he did not, as he probably doesn't take The American. The time for pro-German, anti-America^ propa ganda In this country Is In the past. We judge from Clemencau’s open letter to President Wilson that France la "rearin’” to see Roosevelt. Item: Billy Sunday has approved the Liberty Loan. . The Diversified Farmer Liberty Bonds With Future Money. No less an authority than Frank Vander llp, of the National City Bank of New York, declares that the Liberty Bonds should be bought with money earned In the future so far as Is possible. His Idea Is the same, we note ,as that we presented several days ago—It Is the great op portunity for the banks, large and small. His plan, and the one we spoke of. Is that of the banks buying the bonds and then lending people money at six per cent to buy them from the banks. In this way the bonds are bought on money earned and saved In the future and not on money drawn from the banks. Any bank can buy Its share of Liberty Bonds and any bank can sell all of the bonds It buys by lending money for their purchase at six per cent. This gives .the buyer the opportunity to buy bonds out of money earned and saved In the future. The bonds are a good Investment for anyltdy and a splendid opportunity for the banks to serve the nation and to make Interest at the same time. Incidentally. It stimulates saving and will largely Increase bank business. The idea now Is to sell Liberty Bonds to people who never saw a bond before; folks who have heretofore had no opportunity to Invest In such securities An opportunity for the banks and the peo ple that we hope all banks and as many peo ple will take advantage of. Advancing On Enemy. The U. S. cattle tick quarantine has been extended to Porto Rico. Heretofore the cat tle business _of Porto tllco has been re stricted because hut little stuff could be shipped to the Cnlted States on account of Porto Rico being Infested with ticks. Now that the clean-up campaign has been started there tho Industry will begin to grow. The Pink Boll n orm. A hearing Is called In Washington for June 4 to decide If cotton, cottonseed and cotton seed rake nhatl be admitted to this country. This hearing Is called by the Department of Agriculture. It Is possible that all cotton seed products except oil, will he kept out of this country for fear of introduction of the pink boll worm that has wrought such dam age In Mexico, it la tha old truth of an ounce of prevention being wo/th a pound of cure. • VeaUay ffa . It la eatlmated that more than five million dozen eggs spoil in thia country each year because they are washed. Washing or rain removes from the egg its gelatine covering that.Nature put there to keep out air and^germs. So when an egg is washed or if it has been in the rain it is easy prey to decay in cold storage. The United States government sends out a warning not to wash eggs that are to be sold and to buyers not to buy washed eggs or wash them themselves. Eggs must take the place of meat In many places as thp war goes on Marketing. The first essential In successful marketing of vegetables' and grains is that they be made ready for market In the right way. Eggs, for Instance, should be only several days old and should not be washed. Corn should be husked and shelled. The markets this year will not be able to take care of corn in the husk and ear and the railroads will have no cars to handle this bulk. The business men In the towns should be getting storage houses for sweet potatoes under way. Co-operative marketing of hogs and cat tle must come. The practice of a farmer hauling a few hogs or' driving a couple of cows to town is very unprofitable for the farmer. The practice of selling to Tom, Dick and Harry traveling through the country does not bring the profits to the farmer that the farmer ought to have. Co-operative shipping to the Southern packing plants or to the central markets has brought excellent results in Mississippi. It should bring the same results In Alabama. Co-operative shipping by small farmers should be more profitable than ever this year because of the high prices and the In sistent demand. The farmers should use his opportunity- to get every penny's worth from every hog. we're gradually settling down on a cash basis. Old High Cost of Living is charging the "Charge It” brigade. Lots of folks trying to get acquainted with Miss Aggie Culture. You may be a milkman but you can’t be a dairyman without a silo. The world needs mighty bad more good farmers and good doctors and good elec tricians and good mechanics an 1 skillful everything else that leads to Increased pro duction, conservation and manufacture and that leads to better living conditions. We can sincerely say: God blesj three women of the home who are doing their level beat to make the best of the foodstuffs they handle and Who tire keeping the old fireside alight with economy, efficiency and love. Comparatively few will fight for our coun try; but all of us must work for her. Awake for the sake of. the children of the earth, and fight for the right of the cause that gave us birth. , —L. M. f.. ,-—. .\ [ Letters to Editor | CLARKE! AUTHOR OF THE! “FIGHTING RACK.” Montgomery, Ala., May 27, 1»17. Editor The Advertiser: I was glad to read the- poem on the "Fight ing Race” in today's Advertiser. As the word "unknown” heads the poem, the Inference Is the author is unknown to you. Will you kindly, therefore, allow me the privilege of Informing you that the author Is Joseph Ignatius Constantine Clarke, editor and play wright. ' He was born In Kingston, Ireland, July 1, 1846. At the age of twelve his family moved to London, England, and at seventeen he was a clerk In the Board of Trade. From patriotic motives he resigned and went to Paris. After a short sojourn there he came to America. He was at one time editor of The "Irish Republic.” He later joined the editorial staff of»The New York Herald. Frqm 1883 to 1895 he was managing editor ofv The New York Morning Journal, and later on Mr. Clarke was editor of the Sunday edition of The New York Herald. He has been a prolific writer and the author of various plays. I may add the poem, "The Fighting Race," was inspired by the large ntimber of men of Irish birth and descent who were victims of the blowing up of thfe United States battle ship^Maine and of nie large per centage of Irish names among the volunteers of the Spanish-Amerlcan war. Yours truly, HUGH GALLAGHER. Si France's Silent Enemy '---/ Literary Digest. An enemy from which our honored ally, France, suffers'is more subtle but perhaps no less deadly than the open one at the front. It is tuberculosis. The ranks that feel theso attacks are not alone the men under arms, but the civil population at home. To meet the hazards from this enemy, whose victims, both actual and prospective, number many thousands, is a work peculiarly appealing to us, because America has advanced so much further in teaching, hygienic methods of liv ing to act as a preventive. This is pointed out in a letter to The New York Times by the American novelist, Kdith Wharton, who has been actively engaged in relief-work in France since the beginning of the war. The problem as it applies to the civil population is aggravated by the native neglect of sani tary habits. For one thing, we are told, "the immense majority of French people regard fresh air with absolute terror." Fresh air, bodily cleanliness, and vigilant disinfection are the three fundamental essentials of the treatment of tuberculosis, and “It is not too much to sny that all three are thought un necessary. when they are not actually dreaded, by all but a small cosmopolitan class In France." Even members of the medl tal profession are often opponents of the fresh-air treatment, declaring that “drafts" are the enemy of mankind. Mrs. Wharton writes: "Such superstitions and prejudices are hard to uproot ,and it can be done only by giving France the object-lesson of the successful open-air treatment of the tubercular. It is with this purpose in view that a group of French and American friemis, moved by the growing horror of the situation, decided some months ago to create as rapidly as possible a group of model American settlements to be known as 'French Tuberculosis War-Victims’ Sanatoria.' There can be no doubt in the mind of any one who has worked in France since the war that if America wishes to help the French war-victims at this Juncture, one of the most efficacious ways of doing so is through the object-lesson of fresh-air cures for the tuberculous, fitted up according to American ideas, and managed medicalL', and In all other respects, ’on the American plan.’ "It Is no slight to our allies to say this, and to say it loudly. The leading French tuberculosis experts—all those, in fact, who have any knowledge of what America has done in this field—are the first to proclaim It. France has excelled In too many other lines, surgical and therapeutical, not to wel come the collaboration of another country which happens to have had exceptional sue s v. Shoulder Arms! - - - cess in dealing: with one particular disease. “Efforts are being: made by the French government and by private enterprise to deal with the fearful increase of tuberculosis. But there are hardly an available organiza tion upon which to draw for experienced staffs, and the public has hardly any con ception of what is needed. Nor Is It possible for France at this moment to concentrate upon the terrible problem the time, the money, or the organizing abilities she could dispose of in normal conditions. On every hand she is 'confronted by material difficul ties under which the courage and hopeful ness of any less indomitable race might well waver. When all the strength of a nation is at the front, it Is Impossible that it should deal with conditions at the rear as promptly and as thoroughly as in days of peace. There la a shortage of everything—of doc tors, of nurses, of servants, of work people; above all. of people with enough organizing capacity to push through the necessary re forms in spite of popular Ignorance and apathy. It Is for America to take the work in hand at a time when France is pouring out her whole strength in the struggle on which the future of civilization hangs.” From the side of the army the matter Is treated in The Survey (New Tork), by Dr. Hermann M. Biggs, Commissioner of the New York State Department of Health. He points out that "tuberculosis has never before played a very large part in the sanitary his tory of any great war, but It is playing such * a part in the present struggle.” England suffers comparatively little, because she had long before attended to the problem and had, previous to the war, the lowest death rate of any of the great countries of the world. France had done practically nothing: “Such anti-tuberculosis movements a^ had been undertaken had been local and sporadic in character and had been solely the result of private initiative. The sanitary authori ties h^ve never taken official cognizance of the disease, and notification of it is not re quired anywhere in France even now. There have been no provisions for Institutional care of either early or advanced cases, and but few dispensaries. "At the beginning of the war there were In the whole of France only one thousand sanltorlum beds for tuberculosis, and these were In private institutions. There were no provisions for the care of advanced cases excepting as they were received In the gen eral wards of the general hospitals. You will remember that this method of care was prohibited more than twenty years ago In New York City. "The death-rate from tuberculosis In Franc; has been continuously high, and especially high in the cities, and has de creased slowly and but little. For the whole of France before the war It was nearly three per 1,000 and In many of the cities it was much higher In some cities, as, for example, in Havre, the death-rate last year was more than three times that of New York City, and the tuberculosis death-rate alone of Havre was equal to 40 per cent of the total death rate from all causes in New York City. “With such conditions existing amon^ the civil population of France in 1914, It would have been possible to have anticipated to a large extent the precise results which have followed. With pulmonary tuberculosis thus widely disseminated In the general popula tion. France mobilized a great army with great rapidity and without thorough physical examination of those enrolled. Under the stress of the situation such examinations were impossible and, consequently, a large number of early, latent, and arrested cases of pulmonary tuberculosis were mobilized. Many men thus enrolled in the armyrapldly developed pulmonary tuberculosis in the pre- I liminary training camps, while still more broke down, with active diseaso when sub jected to the strains and hardships incident to life at the front.” A LOYAL FARMER ) j Louisville Courier-Journal. King George, of Great Britain, Emperor of India, Defender of the Faith, and what not. Is cultivating a patch of potatoes in Wild sor Park, as a participator In the general allotment scheme. King George Is not the lnaugurator of potato growing as a suitable duty for royal ty. Agriculture and stock raising are the oldest industries. The prominent men of Biblical times, chieftains, kings and proph ets, were, largely, stock breeders, where as the prominent men nowadays in America are more often stockholders, stock waterers or stock Jobbers, and, In some cases, stock brokers. But in times comparatively mod ern, far removed from the days of Abraham and King Ahab, royalty has wielded the hoe or followed the plow in the furrow. King Dinlz, of Portugal, was complimented when his subjects called him Farmer Dinlz. He was devoted to the cutllvatlon of land, and the royal hand at the plow was expert. | Whether Diniz made a net proilt upon his agricultural operations neither history nor tradition reports, but the two agree that he raised good crops, understood rotation and fertilization, kept his fencerows clean, knew better than to plow his land wet and let the aun bake It Into Indaatructlbla clods and talked farming Ilka a county agent to all with whom he came In social contact. Ha believed In farming, rather than In free booting, as the national Industry. Being a person of unquestioned social position, ho was not afraid to state hla preference In any company. 'The history of Portugal and the history of Spain sustain the contention of Dlnls that the profits of plundering are ephemeral, while tha benefits of good farm ing are permanent, but the history of tha world Indicates a pretty wide-spread prefer ence fqr large loot, as against modest farm profits, and the settlement of great estates often leave athe Impression that the con tention of Farmer DInix with regard to States does not constitute a rule with few exceptions as to the activities of Individuals. Royalty In Great Britain is about as futile as the coat of arms of a Virginia family* and Is cherished with sentiments much tha same. King George hasn’t much to do with the vast buslness-in-hand of the United Kingdom. As a cultivator ha makes' a pic turesque figure and sets an example to Lon don clubmen which hardly will be followed. HOT INVOLUNTARY SERVITUDE. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. People who rely on the prohibition of "In voluntary servitude” contained In the Thir teenth Amendment to defeat military con scription are lefinlng on a broken reed. In the first place, military service Is not servi tude, under any reasonable definition. In' the next, if It were, a general act of the peo ple. through their representatives in Con gress, applying to a general class, would re move Its "Involuntary” feature. It was early held that the power vested lp Congress to raise an army, contained in section 8 of article 1 of the constitution, was not affeoted by any of the amendments. The validity of conscription was upheld both In the United States and In ths Confederacy during the civil war. Since the adoption of the Thir teenth amendment, a law providing for ar rest and return of deserters from merchant ships was held not to be In violation of the prohibition of “involuntary servitude.” It was only the other day that the Supreme Court of the United States held that Inter state railway employes could be compelled to work, under compulsion by Congress, when necessary to maintain interstate commerce. The right of the President to order a member of the State militia to do Federal service, against his will, wasjong ago upheld. The amendment might as well be Invoked to escape Jury service. A citizen called upon to assist peace officers, at risk of his life and at great Inconvenience to himself, can- | not claim that It Is "involuntary servitude.” 4 While some courts have held "involuntary servitude” to be synonymous with slavery, most have found a distinction. But no court has ever said anything that even hinted at Its resemblance to army service. Missouri has long had universal military service of able bodied males between certain ages, at call of the Governor. Nobody will be so bold as to argue that the authors or advocates of the Thirteenth » amendment were trying to make conscription unconstitutional. Conscription had been put in force, and held valid before the amendment was adopted. The amendment was directed at a specific practice. DIPLOMACY. Jerome S. McWade said of the manage ,ment of children in a recent Sunday school address: “Diplomacy succeeds best with the little one. A lad of nine came puffing and rosy in out of the cold the other night and said: “Pa. I'm tired. I’ve sawed enough wood for this evening, ain’t I? I'm awful tired.’ ‘“Tired!’ cried his father, looking up from his paper with an air of surprise and dis appointment. 'Why, I bet your mother a quarter you'd have the whole pile done be fore supper.’ ” “ ‘Did you? shouted the boy, taking up his hat and mittens again. “’Well, you’ll win your money if the saw holds out. Nobody ever bet on me and lost.’ “And he rushed back to his hard task again, his eyes naming enthusiasm.”—Phil adelphia Bulletin. /• FATHER NOT EFFICIENT. Johnny B-, who has seen eight summers go by, not. very long ago developed a fond ness for playing hookey from school. After two or three offenses of this kind he was taken to task by his teacher. "Johnny," she said, "the next time you are absent I want you to bring me an excuse from your father telling me why you were not here." * “I don’t want to bring an excuse from my father,” protested the boy. “Why not?” asked the teacher, her suspic ion plain. “ 'Cause father Isn't any good at making' excuses. Mother finds him out ever ytime." —Topeka State Journal. "There's a man planting potatoes,” said Farmer Corntcssel, “when he ought to be c playing gqlt.’ "You don’t approve of gardening?” "Yes, I do. But If he'd go ahead and play golf he wouldn't be spollln’ good potatoes that somebody could use.’’—Washington Star