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11 Him hug Units Come in From Tour of Duty at Railroad Bridges Detachments of tho Fourth Alabama Infantry Wednesday began arriving at Mobilisation Camp, havipg hiked In from points along the railroads near the city where they have been guarding bridges and other Important points «>,r>nKylinp* of transportation. Two of the companies will arrive Thursday auu the und of the week will llnd the entire regiment here except about ten per cent, of the companies, left behind to guard the more important bridges Until the railroads can supply guards from some other source. It Is predicted at the camp, with some degree of official sanction, that the entire National Guard of Alabama will be in camp here by July 1. Major C. J. Morris, of the second battalion. First Infantry, has a force of men at work putting the target range In first class condition. It is understood that all of the troops will be “shot over the range,” as rapldly,aa possible on their return. Many of the recruit's have never yet had the opportunity to fire a military rifle. Wednesday was “clean-up" day at camp, and by the afternoon the entire camp, already noticeably clean, had been given a final polish. When Gen eral Wood arrives at the camp Thurs day morning he will And the place looking about as usual, only “a little more so." Colonels Bibb Graves and W. P. Screws and Lieutenant Colonel W. J. Valden will meet Major General Wood when he arrives In the etty and will accompany him on the Hde that is to terminate at Mobilisation ' Camp.. '• The general will be given an opportunity to meet the officers of the brigade at headquarters at 10 a. m. The Fourth Infantry Band and the First Cavalry Band will leave the camp on special street cars at 4 p. m., to be present for the flag raising and address by' Drink Bottled * It’s Delicious Refreshing Wholesome Ifijsi! Abe Martin; Th' thine that's alius botnered us th’ most Is how a widower with a string o' children finds a second wife so soon. 'Sh' honeymoon has about run Its course when th’ husband passes up th' veranda ter th’ corner drug store. General Good In Court Square in the afternoon. At the last complete report from all of the units In the field, the total strength of the National Guard of Ala bama was £.226 enlisted then. It is estimated that 100 more have enlisted since then. Nearly 2,500 men are still needed to complete the units now In I federal service. Every possible effort I wilPbe made to fill the ranks as soon us possible. In order that all may re ceive some instruction before the bri gade Is ordered to the national guard training camp, somewhere in the west, where the Alabama troops will be trained, along with two other brigades, from other states, forming a national guard division. SMALL SUBSCRIBERS SWELL LIBERTY FUND; APPEAL SENT OUT (Aseeclated Press.) WASHINGTON, June 12.—Small sub scribers Investing in 250 and $100 bonds have swelled the Liberty Loan nearer the 22,000,000,000 mark. Treas ury officials said today, and additional thousands of these are looked for be fore Friday night, when the sub scription period closed. How much the aggregate subscrip tions have grown from the 21.200, 000,000 total announced last Friday night Is' not known, because of fail ure of banks and other agencies so liciting subscriptions to report defin ite figures. Reserve banks today sent broadcast appeals to expedite these reports, so that the treasury and the nation may know what pro gress has been made. | To workers of the country, Secre tary Wilson sent this appeal: "If you cannot buy a bond outright you can make arrangements with your em ployers or some banker to buy it on the Installment plan, or a number of you can club together, each putting In his mite, to buy a bond. Every dol lar counts. Let me appeal to you, as you value our free institutions, to make every sacrifice necessary to buy a bond and do it now." HAYCOCK BURIED KNOXVILLE. TENN. Juno 1.3—An' Autopsy of ths body of William Hay cock, who died at Bluefleld. W. Va., a few days ago. was held here today, preceding the burial of the remains. It was the opinion of the physician that death was caused by heart af fection. a recurrence of chronic Bright's disease and hardening of the arteries The physician said the scalp wound on the head was superficial, and that the skull showed no frac ture and there was no evidence of blood clot on the brain Death, he said, was from natural causes. DEAD ON HIS FEET GOI.D MEDAL Haarlem OH Capaules will bring new life and quickly relieve' that etopped-up congested feeling. They will thoroughly cleanse and wash out the kidneys and bladder and gent ly carry oft the ill effects of excesses of all kinds. The healing, soothing I ! oil soaks right into the walls and lin- j i ing of the kidneys and expels the pole-1 ons in your system. Keep your kid I neys In good shape by dally use of' I GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil Capsules and you will have good health. Go ' to your druggist at once and secure a i package of this time-honored, world-] | wide remedy. It is not a "patent med-j j lclne." It is passed upon by U. s. ] Government chemists and declared pure i before coming into this country. GOLD ] ! MEDAL Is the pure, original Haarlem! j Oil, imported direct from the ancient1 I laboratories In Holland, where it is i I the National Household Remedy of thei 1 sturdy Dutch. Look for the name GOLD MEDAL on every box. Three j sizes. Accept no substitute. Your druggist will gladly refund your money ' if not as represented. Attractive Eastern Tours VIA Louisyille &NashvilleR.R. SPECIMEN TOUR No. 2 Covering tour to New York,* Boston and Montreal and return,, thru the intermediate cities shown in above map. Tickets on' sale daily; return limit sixty1 days. Other similar attractive tours, taking in eastern MONTGOMERY and northern cities and resorts, are available. Liberal stop-overs allowed on these tickets. Stop-over en route at Mammoth Cave, the World’s Createst Subterranean Wonder. For further information, schedules, fares, sleeper and boat reservations,etc., call or address , D. W. LANG, Passenger Agent, W. M. HAYS, Joint City- Ticket Agent, New Exchange Hotel $52.75 FROM BMH MB / FOR ALL SLACKERS Selmians Rally to Call For Help in Floating, Liberty Loan Selma Bareaa Of The Advertiser Telephone 77, It was learned Wednesday that a still-hunt has been going on by gov ernment agents In Selma for "slackers ind that It Is quite probable arrests tvlll be made as soon as the machinery the courts can be Involved. The names of some young men who It Is said were eligible to register and did not register, are now deflnitely known. However, there are not thought to be many of these. Selma's record as a whole will be a creditable one as compared to many of the' larger cit ies, It la said. It Is believed that when U. S. Dis trict Attorney A. D‘. Pitts, who Is now iway from the city returns the matter ot those who have shirked their mili tary duties, will be formally gone Into and a drag-net thrown out to catch ill "slackers" Selma Coming Cp With Allotment Just a rally in the ninth Inning will now be necessary to hat's Selma com plete her allottment of $200,000 worth o' the Liberty Loan bonds which was prescribed by the District Federal Re serve bank. This amount has not yet been reached, but It Is believed by a strong pull at the finish It can be reached. mom having the local campaign m charge have been much disappointed at the small number of the bonds tak en few citizens who live In the coun try near Selina. There are known to be many people of ample means ts buy one or more of the bonds living n this section who have not awakened to their duty In this national crisis An effort will be made to reach many Df these people before the subscription closes Friday night. Western to Boy Bonds for Employes D. P. O'Rouke, general agent for the Western Railway of Alabama, has re ceived a communication from C. A, Wlckersham, ' president of the road, advising that all employes who wish to buy Liberty Loan Bonds can do so through the railroad. The western will buy the bonds for Its employes, making termB as light as possible, in cases where it would It would be difficult to pay for the bonds. Bond Committee to Heet. The general t>ond election committee will hold a meeting at the city hall Thursday afternoon at 5 o'clock. All members and all clttxens Interested are urged to be on hand. The bond election takes place Thursday, the 21st inst. Women to Sell Bonds, The women and girls of Salma will join in a whirlwind campaign, begin ning Thursday, to boost the Liberty Loan Bond Issue, among the house keepers and the home makers of Selma The business men of the city aire responding to the call of patriotism in no uncertain terms, and It Is felt that when the women realize theli duty in this direction they will buy the bonds with their savings. A number of women members of the League for service and the Red Cross met at G o'clock at the City National Bank to formulate plans for cover ing the town with the Liberty Loan literature. M'.-s. Paul K. Barnes who has in charge the preparation of the regis tration lists1 for Dallas county has completed a tabulation of the names and says the lists will be posted for Inspection in the Circuit Clerk’s office at the court house. The lists contain 2,896 names and are arranged alpha betically. IMPORTANT PARTS UNDETERMINED IN WAR TAX MEASURE WASHINGTON, June 13Importanl questions regarding taxation of In comes and excess profits and the pub* Ushers tax still were undetermined to night after the senate finance commit tee had spent another day on the re vision of the house war tax bill. Final redrafting of the bill this week foi beginning of senate debate next week Is regarded as assured, however, al though the unsettled problems greatl) affect the total revenue to be raised. The excess profits section upon th< new txatlon bases fixed by the com mittee was completed today, except for fixing the rate and determlnatlor of whether the tax shall be extended tc individuals as well as corporations and partnerships. HOUSE PASSES BILL TO PROMOTE EXPORT TRADE BY AGENCIES WASHINGTON, June 13—The admin istration bill to promote export trade by legalizing selling: agencies of Amer ican exporters was passed by the house today by a vote, of 240 to 23. The bill now goes to the senate. It was backed President Wilson. A similar measure, passed the house n the last Congress but failed of iction in the Senate. It is designed to ‘empve the doubts In the minds of Vmerican exporters as to the con struction that should be placed Upon jxisting anti-trust laws as applied to irganizaMons engaged In export trade Says Phosphates Make Beautiful Women and Strong, Healthy, Vig orous, Robust Men. ’hyslclans all over the world are prescrib ing phosphates to build up run down enenilc conditions and those who have treated their patients with Argo-Phos phate, are changing thin, enemic women with toneless tissues, flabby flesh, into the most * beautiful rosy cheeked and plump round formed wom en Imaginable. Atlanta, Ga. Dr. Jacobson said In a rec ent interview that 90 per cent, of enemla omen from nervous breakdown which can >nly be corrected by supplying the neres ary phosphates to the nervous system that » lacking in the food you eat. and this an be cjuickly supplied by taking one or wo [.-grain Argo Phosphate tablets after >ach meal, and at bed time. It will |n nany cases make a pale scrawney face the )lrture of health In a few days, I have Heen komen that I expected would have to be cept under treatment for months restored o perfect health In one or two weeks time. SPECIAL NOTK’K. The Argo-Phosphate ecommended by Dr. K. H. Jacobson con alns phosphates such as are prescribed by wading physicians throughout the world, md It will be found the most effective form 'or treating patients with Nervous Dyspep. •la. Stomach troubles. Brain Fafc and Ner vous Prostration. It will renew youthful Im and vigor, and build up the whole body, f you will rail at the Exchange Drug Co., hey will iuudIv you with A_r*o Phosx>hata. SINGLE WITNESS TAKES UP DAY IN TELEPHONE CASE Dameron Black ’ Testifies in Hearing of Birming ■ ham’s Petition The •lamination of on* witness con turned th* «ntlr« first day of tha hear ln^ before the Alabama Public Serrlci Comlnlaalon of the petition of tho eft) of Birmingham for a reduction In tele phone ratee. Many hl*h officials ol the Southern Bell Telephone and Tele Kraph Company were preaent Wednee day and will remain until the hearing Is completed, which may require twe or three more toys. Dameron Black, expert accountant, with Alonso Richardson and Company, certified public accountants, wai placed on the stand as the main wit called Wednesday morning and ha wii ■till there, under croaa examination, when the commission took a recess !r the afternoon. He was the account ant who made examination of the Southern Bell Telephone Company's books and accounts relating to tha Birmingham telephone exchange. The whole effort of the petitioner, the city of~Blrmlngham, Is to Show that the telephone company Is receiv ing excessive returns upon the money it has actually Invested In Its Birming ham plant. Mr. Black, with a vast array of figures, presented In evi dence, Is attempting to show that while the book value of the company's prop erty In connection with the Birming ham exchange Is approximately $$. 000,000, the actual Investment there'll only about $2,200,000. From the cross questioning, con ducted by General Counsel Hunt Chip ley, here from the company's headquar ters at Atlanta, It appears that th« telephone people will attempt to prove that the returns received are small, lr proportion to the Investment, wher necessary reductions sre made because of wear and tear, depreciation and ex. pense. M. M. Ullman of Birmingham, ,ls the leading counsel for the city of Bir mlngham. City Commissioner Jamei Weatherly, who Is also an attorney, waa the only commissioner present Wed nesday, though Commissioner Barber li expected to be present os a witness be fore the case is closed. SoutherK Bell officials hero before tha public service commission are W. T. Gentry, president; Hunt Chlpley, gen eral counsel; J. Epps Brown, vice president; J- M. B. Hoxaey, treasurer George Tundt, treasurer; C. J. Hlld rltch, .'general auditor; F. L. Wood ruff, all of the Alabama-Georgta divis ion with headquarters at Atlanta; Eve lyn Harris, publicity agent of' tha Southern Bell Telephone Company, wai also In Montgomery Wednesday. DR. FRANK CRANE ON THE LIBERTY BOND _a . _ Dr. Frank Crane, one of the beai known American wrltera. haa Just la aued a stirring appeal In behalf of th< United States' great Liberty Loai drive. In which he, with unerring atm goea right to the meat of the matter li hand, and. in hla own Inimitable atyle pleada with the cttlaena of the eountr; to "do their bit.” Dr. Crane's artlcli follows: ■Who are youT ‘You expect the aoldlera of the Unite* States army to stand up and be shot I necessary to protect you, your homes your wife and children? "You expect the boys on the battle ships to sail into the jaws of. deatl and to brave the hellflre of enemy- gum and the assassin thrust of the sneaklni submarine, all to defend you and you: neighbors from Invasion? ■'And who are you? “What do you expect to do? You1 Yourself? “Did you say the other day that yot didn't think you'd put your money In I Liberty Bond because you could bea that; you could Invest your funds at i and 10 per cent., ahd you didn't se< why you should purchase governmen paper that only pays I 1-2? "Did you say that? '■When your country asks you to ad vanes a measly llfty or a hundred dol lars to help keep the edifice of civilian tlon from tumbling, do you prate o making more by lending elsewhere? “Say, what kind of a fellow are you "Do you want other men to sacrifice their business, their prospects and po sltions. and go to marching, drilling and bye and bye starving, sufferlni from wounds, dying, while you don' turn your hand over to help? •What are you? "Do you mean to say you'll not bu: all the Liberty Bonds you can afford that you’ll not come gladly, wllllngl; up to the scratch and put your name down as a financial backer of Uncl< Sam to the extent of your ability? Whi are you, that you should hem and hav when others salute the flag with i blithe smile and step forth to die There are shadowed homes A plant; now In France and England, and fron all appearances there will be others li this land before this horror Is over Those tears shed are honorable tears "Though mothers mourn their flrsi born and fathers bow their heads be cause their hopes that clustered arounf the bright, fine boy have been extin guished; though wives and sweethearti are desolate, yet underneath It all they are proud, there’s a little spot of Joy to know the boy died for his country, literally sacrifice his life for liberty? "But how about you? How will you feel, you- who wouldn't even obligate yourself for fifty dollars? "Wake up! Come a-runnln'l Go right away to your bank and say to the banker; "Quick! Put me down for a Liberty Bond. Don't let me be dis graced by having this loan pass with out my subscription.” (Copyright, 1*17. by Frank Crane) PIKE SOLICITOR AND WIFE ARE INJURED ** < Special to The Advertiser.) TROY, ALA.. June IS-—County So cltor Charles Brannen and Mrs. Bran en were painfully Injured this morn ig shortly after » o'clock on the Troy tontgomery road, near Ramer, when i turning an abrupt curve their Ford yadster turned turtle, throwing Mrs. rannen through the wind-shield and Inning Mr. Brannen under the car. It was several minutes before an ther auto, coming from Apalachicola, la., arrived an dlta occupants aided ir. Brannen from bis perilous poet °£- D Foley and Marcus Ross, of -oy. en route home from Montgomery, •rived a few minutes later, and -ought Mr. and Mrs. Brannen back Ramer for medical attention. ten indicted. t here today for failure to reg s Hooper Alexander, U. 8. district >rney. announced late today Names the men were/withheld, pending lr arrest. Mr. Alexander said they Ud be tried as soon as possible. Tut Bor who Kmi* Shocs W.L.Douglas Dogging Shoos at Sevan Years ofAgo. Sixty-FI vs years ago W. L. Douglas started acquiring the know ledge of how to mako good shoes. W. L. DOUGLAS ••THE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITS SHAPE” $3.00 *3.50 *4.00 *4J50 *5.00 *6.00 *7.00 ! __m___•_ ! a vau oave nunwy vy tthtuh W. L. Douglas Shoes. The best Known Shoes in the World. VVT. L. Douglas name and the retail price is stamps' VV on the bottom of nil shoes at the factory The value is guaranteed and the wearerprotectec against high prices for inferior shoes. Tie retail prices are the same everywhere. They cost no man m San Francisco than they do in New York. The) are always worth the price paid for tham. * I Quality ofW;L Douglas product is ffntttntnd 1 t^iore than 40 yew5pe£n*in nSfot shoes. The smart styles are die leaders in ,the fash ion centres of America. They are «n«d» in a well equipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the high—i paid, skilled shoemakers, under die direction and supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest determination to rn.lr. the best shoes for the price that money can buy. Aak onr dealer (see address below) for w. L. Douglas Shoes. If he cannot ■apply yon with the kind you want, take no other make. Write for in tereating booklet explaining how to get shoes of the byretnrn mall, post- w.EKESSuto.b* •go free. ummat, - --- BEWARE OP SUBSTITUTES BOYS SHOES ■••tin tha WorM *»•<» —«■ Lode for W. L DOUGLAS Marne and the Retail Pries Stamped on the BOTTOM. Sold by HIRSCH BROS., 27 COMMERCE STREET, MONTGOMERY, AUL nil CULLS Foil FULL OBSERIUNGE OF "RED CROSS WEEK” -.- * Pleads With Alabamians To Give Their Support To Worthy Cause Governor Charles Henderson has da th® w«fk ending June 2S as Red Cross Week/’ and has Issued a proclamation calling upon the cttlsens or every community to take up col lection and to make contributions to help the Red Cross In Its work of saving life and relieving suffering. The proclamation by the Governor Is In line with similar movements going forward In every State and section of •the United Staets, with the view of raising a fund of not less than flOO, 000,0(10, the anrount necessary for the work that has been outlined for the Red Cross to accomplish during the first period of the war In which this country la engaged. The Governor's proclamation is as follows: "The American Red Cross Is the re cognised agency through which relief to the armed forces of the nation can be best administered. For It to be ef ficient It is necessary that an adequate sum be provide^ to be used In relief work. For the purpose of raising this sum President Woodrow Wilson has designated the week ending June 25 as Red Cross week. "The extraordinary demands that will be made upon us during the war admonishes us that we should so spe cialise our efforts that our energies may be concentrated, thereby bring ing to each particular line of work the highest state of perfection ,and efficiency. We must make our plans on the assumption that millions of American troops will be sent to the wra sone. This means the acquire ment of tremendous stores of medical supplies and equipment In order to make the labors of the Red Cross ef ficient. It is not only our own sol diers that must be provided for, but we must continue to look to the wel fare of the impoverished citlsens In the war sone of France and Belgium. "It Is estimated that tIOO.OOO.OOO will be necesary to do the work which has been outlined. Large sums have been subscribed to this fund by In dividuals In different sections of our nation, but In order that we may be successful in raising the proposed mm of 9100,000,000 the people generally must be asked to contribute to this fund to be devoted to relief work. "Therefore, believing it to be the duty and the desire of all citizens to Join In movements looking to tho al leviation of suffering and have an In terest in the conditions surroundlg our own soldiers who may be engaged In defending the principles of Ameri canism, I, Charles Henderson, as Gov ernor, do hereby designate ths week ending June 25th as Red Cross Week In Alabama. “I request that during said week the citlsens in every community of the State shall take up contributions for this cause and enlist the Interest of the people In this Important work. In addition to the efforts that may be made during the week days towards securing subscriptions to this fund. I request that the different churches of the State devote their collections on Sunday the 2tth to this laudable pui pose. "I suggest that collections be re mitted to the Red Cross Chapter lo cated at the nearest point t> wh'ch the collections are made. Then lias been at present three Red Cross chap ters organized In Alabama as follows Birmingham, Montgomery and Mobile. "In testimony whereof, I have here unto set my hand and caused the Great Seal of the Stace to he affixed, at the Capitol, in the city of Mont gomery, this the 13th day of June, in the year of our Lord, nineteen hun dred and seventeen." HORN FOUND GUILTY. BOSTON. June 13.—Werner Horn, who declared himself an officer of the German landwehr. was found guilty today in the Federal court on a charge of unlawfully transporting dynamite in Interstate ccmnierce. Horn was ar rested in February. 1915, after an at tempt to blow up the international bridge at Vanceboro, Me. Splendid Medicine for the Kiddies "One reaeon my children are to healthy le because they live so close to Nature,” aatd the proud father of seven husky looking boys and girls. "My youngsters never get sick to amount to anything. Of course, occa sionally one will get a ljttle consti pated or bilious or headachy, but when that happens, a dose or two of Granger Liver Regulator will flx ’em up all right. Oranger Liver Regulator la line for children; strictly vegetable, you know; contains no Alcohol or Injurious chemicals; and It’ll the best system purifier X've ever known. 1 get It at my drug store—25c a box. I think If you try It, you will never use any other llvpr medicine.' ; V, - i. ..’’i .. ■ 38 BRITISH SHIPS LOST DURING WEEK, OFFICIAL REPORT (^ssoelateg Press.) LONDON, June 1}—The weekly shtp *>,n* report Issued by the admiralty to etatee that 32 Brttleh merchantmen of more than 1,600 ton* were eun. Ten merchantmen of leaa than that tonnage also were sunk, together with elx Ash ing veeeele. Thle week's flgures show a consider able Increase In submarine activity as compared with recent weeks. Last Wednesday’s statement reported a total of only 23 vessels sunk against the 31 now announced. The aggregate Is the largest of any for a month past. Last week only 15 vessels of more than 1, 600 tons were sunk and three of less than that tonnage. The flgures of submarine sinkings be gan to show a falling off early In May from the heavy totals of April, when during one week, that which ended on April 22, forty vessels of more than 1,600 tons were sunk and 15 of smaller tonnage. During the week ended May 6 the total of the larger merchantmen sent to the bottom fell to 24. For each of the three following weeks the total of vessels of the larger class stood at 16, while the number of smaller craft sunk each week was covered by single flgures. Last week the minimum for the entire period since February was struck. SALVADOREANS ARE LIVING IN PARKS OF devastated towns ■_(AnwbM Press.) ,.?^SHINOTON. Jun« 1*—At lMIt 20,000 parsons sra living In tha straeta and parks of San Salvador, mada des tltuta and . without food and shaltar, by tha earthquake and volcanlo erup tion Tha situation Is made worse by tha faot that the rainy season has Just sat In Vegetation has been scorched and burned by volcanic fumes Rail way. lines leading into tha capital have been badly damaged and. temporary cart roads are being built to bring food Into the stricken centers American Minister Long reports urg ent need for corrugated Iron for roof ing purposea clothing and medicines. Both President Melendes and tha praa ldant of tha Salvadorean Red Cross have expressed gratification for Amer ica's Interest and aid. DR. BOYD DIBS. KNOXVILLE. TENN., June 1*.—Dr. Samuel B. Boyd, for forty years a leading physician of this city, died this morning after a lingering lllnesa ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE DOES IT. When your shoes pinch or your corn and bunion* ache *o that you are tired all over, get Allen'* Foot-Ea*e, the anttoeptto powder to he ihaken Into the »hoe» and sprinkled In the foot-bath. Xt will take tha ■tins out of corn* and bunion* and give Instant relief to Tired, Achlns. Swollen. Tender fefct. Over 1«#.#*0 package* ere bo-’ Ins used by the German and Allied troops, at the front. Sold everywhere, Ho. Don't accept any substitute. _ -. 140 Years Ago Today Betsy Ross • , presented the first American Flag to the Continental Congress of Amreica. Today —Flag Day—every home in America unites in a patriotic celebration of the event. Montgomery, above all other cities is honor ed in having within its gates oite of Ameri ca’s most stalwart sons— General Leonard Wood who joins with us in our celebration of this memorable day. Our whole store staff voices its appreciation, of the compliment paid our city. The Store Will Close Promptly At 4:55 O’clock This Afternoon. i___— —- -I— _i William S. Hart is a grim silent man, quick to pull a trigger, terrible in his wrath in “WOLF LOWRY” An Ince Triangle Play until he finds that the man he would drive from the sec tion which he considers his own private domain is really a girl. It’8 an unusual sort of story-—yet typical of Bill Hart in its strength. Strand Today >_ Marguerita Fischer * • ‘i is the star of a story whose dramatip scenes range from fashionable society * to the mysterious hereafter. The Devil's Assistant shown only today at the Colonial Theatre Friday MOLLIE KING IN "BLIND MAN’S LUCK"