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Sworn to and subscribed before me tbls. the 3rd day of September. 1*17. _ , (SEAL) WM. P. LEE. Notary Public. Montromerv Ciwintv. Alabama k: H. : Jp ?#; rtj' I AT THE SCHOOL OF WAR When Major General Charles B. Treat, com manding at Camp Sheridan, was suddenly ordered to report to Washington, the people of Montgomery feared that the order meant a shake-up In army conditions which might mean the transfer of General Treat to a new post and perhaps the coming of a new Major General to Camp Sheridan. Such a contin gency would have disappointed our people, for Montgomery as a whole has been greatly pleased with the bearing and foroe of the commanding officer of Camp Sheridan, during his short stay in the city. General Treat himself has been frankly grateful at the high compliment paid him by Secretary of War Baker In naming him to command the troops from tbs Secretary's own State and he was pleased, too, with conditions as he found them In Montgomery. Montgomery people, whose Interest In these matters, however. Is purely academic and whose attitude will not make much difference one way or the other with the War Department, naturally would like to see General Treat, who suits Mont gomery and who Montgomery seems to suit, remain In command. Now that the ban of censorship has been partly lifted, we can see the purpose behind the order of the War Department. The War Department Is going to send all divisional commanders and many picked field officers to the fighting front In France to permit them to make a personal study of the conditions under which their men will have to fight whbn they cross the Atlantic to take active part In the big war. The War Department, In short, is golng-to send the Major Generals and the field officers to school In France before they start them to teaching soldiers In America. They are going to be carried to the scene of all this impressive and horrible activity, that they may learn the new lessons which this war Is dally teaching. ■ -j 1 * f. 1, fe $■ m;. 5 m The trip across the Atlantic and the etag on the French battle field will occupy at least two months. The Major Generals will therefore be absent from their divisions dur ing these two months, which means that they will not resume Instruction In camp before the latter part of November. It Is eafe, therefore, to predict that the training of the new army will occupy all of the winter and no doubt the larger.part of next spring. In short, the present camp will be maintained at least until spring, at which Alms other soldiers will be summoned to duty -under the colors and will be ready for In struction In the first catnps. Villa Is complaining that the present gov ernment of Mexico does not appreciate what Jie has done for the country. Prof. Villa is manifestly mistaken. Carranxa knows all about what Villa has done for. Mexico. s —————— - Bad seas, due to winter galea will hamper the submarines In their operations from the first of November on. Accordingly, It Is sug gested that we should look out for reports of frenzied submarine activity from now till No vember. That Is plausible, and yst last week only eight major British vessels wars sunk. That la the lowest number for this class of merchantmen lost since February.. A writer comments upon the cruelty of the v Hindenburg eye. We dote on the Hlnden burg mustache. If he has any babies we % can imagine that Instead of spanking themi he Intimidates them by threatening te caress them with his mustache. i p. Dr. Frank Crane says that writer’s cramp |p And telegrapher's cramp are purely mental p’ maladies. Well, where does that lnforma 'tj-'. tlon get us? * - The esteemed Capper's Weekly of Topeka overlooks no opportunity to represent the Oovernor of Kansas In a favorable light. k * Charles and William write polite acknowl edgements of the Pope's welcome letter. Inti mating strongly that the Pope has Interested them deeply * v. % THE PLEA IS TOO LATE. The pleading for peace, almost pitiful, of war weary and stricken Austria, the arro gant Austria-which three years ago, as the complaisant tool of Germany, forced this war, calls up the old refrain. “Too Late, Too Late." If Austria, In July, 1114, had wanted peace hne-half as badly as she wants It now, the war would never have been fought. Grasping eagerly at any hops to extricate Austria from threatened destruction, the ESm perdr Charles says: "The future arrange ment of the world must be based on the elimination of armed force and on the rule of International justice and legality." This is equal to a death bed repentance, but death bed repentance came too lata Austria's anguish and her pleqa for peace now must be considered In the light of her responsi bility of the horrible destruction of the past three years. We know now that with or without the assassination of the Crown and Crown Prin cess at Sarajevo, the world war would have come. Germany had planned It and Germany deemed herself ready for It.- "The Day" had arrived. That much the world has learned since the war began. It was Inconceivable to the American mind In the beginning that Germany could have deliberately prepared for and planned this terrible war and yet no informed man doubts It. The world accepts It now, America no less than Europe, that Germany had prepared her machine and willed to precipitate this war. Austria’s mis fortunes are due to her partnership In this desperate adventure of world conquest with Germany. The war was without cause or reason. The drilling of two royal personages was a trivial, lnconquentlal act, compared In history with the slaughter of eight million men and the horrors Inflicted alike on tlie guilty and the Innocent of the entire world Austria, In July, 1914,* used a mere pretext to apply the torch to the powder magazine. Broken, bled white, and fearful of death Itself, Austria turns and pleads with the Pope -no arrange some peace with her enemies. If Austria alone were to be Considered the problem of peace would be simple. If Austria alone had to be dealt with at a peace con ference, the allies would permit her to draw herself out of her terrible difficulties and to retain at last her life and most of her wealth. But behind Austria there stands Germany, her arms yet filled with booty.'of which she robbed Innocent people at the point of the pistol. Germany guilty and with her loot In her arms, might be willing herself to drop the larger part of the spoil she seised In the first days of the war. But this would bring no lasting peace to the world. The German power Is near an end. but Overman spirit still dominates it. The world would live In a state of terror If Ger many was permitted to go scot free, and re joicing that her power had triumphed even though she had to give up part of her spoils. Germany Is hardly less eager for peace than Austria. Her own house, that seems so staunch and firm Is beginning to crack and shake. She fears not this week or next month, but she fears In the future the col lapse that, has overtaken Austria. What a’blessing and what happiness to the world would come If the Pope could arrange that peace for which Austria gnd Germany are so eager. But would that peace be worth the price that the western nations of the world would have to pay for it? Would it be worth a recurrence of the horrible Armageddon of the past three years? Could the world depend upon Germany’s and Aus tria's specious plea for "the elimination of armed forces and the rule of international justice and legality?” The two Teutonic na tions have not yet learned their lesson. Free people would live In such terror of them as they have never known In the past. The world cannot alTord to crown and reward the armed militarism of Prussia and to allow Prussia and her ally, Austria, peace tfow, would be but to reward them for their mur derous treachery of three years ago. anau we say mai a minion and a half gal lant son* of France and i million oona of the British Empire died In vain, when they died to make the world safe for democracy? Shall we say that the treacherous'nations, the nations which laugh treaties to scorn, the nations which deceive their neighbors with specious words, while they plan to slaughter them In the night shall stand forth as the dominant nations of the world? Germany Is more snbtle In her pleadings 1 for peace than Is her accomplice, Austria. She would have peace—she wants It now as sincerely as does Austria, but it suits her attitude to talk of It In a more lofty and k more general way. In Washington the an nouncement Is made that the answers of Germany and Austria require no reply. The President made answer to them when he re plied to the note of the Pope, That Incident Is closed. Peace negotiations must take an other form. i And peace negotiations will appear In an other form. We will hear of another offer. Austria and Germany will never go through .another winter. If they can get any form of peace they wish. But they will have to go through another winter of war and they will have to go through another spring and sum mer of fighting. FBEE SPEECH. BELBPORT, L. I., Sept. 20.—-Freedom of qpeech, press, and conscience was dis cussed last night and today before the Intercollegiate Socialist Society.—News Item. The right of free speech is not paramount to the right of a people to protect themselves from betrayal and destruction. In nothing that has been done by the Ad ministration or Congress has any inherent right been permanently withdrawn from the people. Even In times of peace there Is no such thing as the free and unlimited coinage of certain words and phrases. Society makes Its government exercise reasonable restraint upon those who would abuse the right of free discussion. Certain kinds of literature may not at any time f>e transmitted through the malls, nor even printed for hand distribu tion. There Is ample reason for such pre cautionary measures. In time of war It Is necessary for govern ments, having the responsibility of proaecut ing a successful campaign against the enemy, ( to take measures to protect not merely the government, but tha entire paopla from be trayal At tha hand* of those who have not the welfare of the nation at heart, but aqe willing and ready to play Into the hands of the enemy. We think the Administration haa boon en tirely too lenient with those who claim all their rights under the free speech Clause. ^ PAYING CASH. _ / Ur. Hoover in tackling the credit sys tem* of the retail grocery stores has set for his department the biggest Job In the whole category. The credit system has gotten to be'the second nature of trade and while it entails enormou^ loss and' infinite vexation, it has set like a Neseus shirt on the body of the mercantile bust-. ness. It should be ripped oil and dis carded and Ur. Hoover ought to have the co-operative efforts of all good cltisens in the undertaking.—Salma Tlmea The credit system here mentioned is the root of much evil. The margin of profit in the operation of a grocery store is compara tively small. The grocer would prefer to operate on a cash basis, but usually hs does not because it has always been tha custom to "charge it,” and because, further, he knows his customers personally, many of them In timately, and it Is not easy to deny them credit. His collections are not always satis factory, resulting in losses which it Is ua Just that lie should bear. On the other hand a strictly cash policy would bs profitable to customers as well The policy would inculcate the saving habit, somewhat. Only such groceries as could be paid for would be bought. More and more, however, grocers are put. ting their business on a cash basis. Once on a cash basis they seldom, if ever, return tr tho old unsatisfactory system. -L How’s your memory? Right quick— on what date did the United States de clare war?—Tuscaloosa News. We wlll dodge the question. We didn’t de clare war. We said we recognised that a "state of war” already existed. The Governor of Wisconsin threatens to have Senator LaFollette_ arrested for se ditious utterances. This would be a divert ing stroke. 1 China is willing to send 100,000 men to France to participate in the work of clean ing up Germany. Carloads of Texas cattle have already reached Alabama and Georgia, as Is msst and proper. , In regard to the Bernetorff revelation*: It was crooked business, all right, but not more crooked than most people suspected at the time the Ambassador was still officially In good standing with us. Ot course the docu mentary evidence adds another chapter ot definite reasons why the nations of the world have no reason to give their confidence to German diplomacy. Germany is like the spoon-lifter at a private dinner. Somebody in Louisville Is trying to have the ancient blue laws pf that city enforced The Courier-Journal says this simply shows that there are survivors of witch-burners In Louisville. A prominent St. Louis man dies in'his forties, as a result of his own dissipations. It does not appear that he smoked too much or that he ate too much or that he drank at all. A noted athlete, he died as a result of over-exercise. Many die from causes arising from a lack of proper physical exercise. Some die from over development of the phy sical body. It la very easy to over-do a good thing. “HOWS MRS. WILSON!” Ralph Smith In Atlanta Journal. A few day* ago the president had occa sion to visit a member of his "war council.” whose office Is not a great distance from the White House. Knowing that the gen tleman he wished to see was In his office, Mr. Wilson left teh White House unan nounced and walked rapidly across the park that faces thwWhlte House grounds. The usual number of secret service men scurried after the president. Arriving at the office of the offiical In question the president was confronted in the reception room by a young man busily oc cupied at a typewriter, a recent recruit to the great force of typists who have been added to the government payroll. “Is Mr. - Inf” asked the president. “Yes, sir, he’s here, but he's engaged Just now; have a seat and he'll see you In a few minutes," replied the young clerk. Very much amused, the president took a seat, smiling In the belief that his Identity was unknown to the clerk. “Look at a morning paper?" volunteered the clerk, handing the president the copy of a newspaper. Mr. Wilson took It without a word. As the clerk turned to return to his desk he paused as If he had forgotten something and then— “By the way. how’s Mrs. Wilson?” he ask ed the president. About this time the secret service men had entered gnd tefore 'the unsophisticated clerk could pursue further Inquiries they opened the door and announced to Mr. _ the presence of the president, who entered Immediately, leaving the polite young clerk with his typewriter. ' TWO OF A KIND. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Howard Chandler Christy, illustrator, was walking down the street when he was over taken by a dog that began to snap at his heels. Its mistress made no effort to call It ofT, so he turned and gave the dog an admonitory kick. “Brute!" cried the woman, “to kick a lit tle defenseless animal! That little creature is a pet and Is not accustomed to such treat I ment.” "I beg your pardon, madam,” replied Mr Christy. “I did not mean to hurt your dog But you should have called him off." “He would not have hurt you,” replied the woman In a grieved tone. “He is a pet." “I did not care to be bitten by him. nev ertheless, madam,” returned Mr. Christy "I am somewhat of a favorite at home my self.” ’ THE BROKEN LAWS. North American Review. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Thou ehalt not kill (wantonly). Thou shalt not commit adultery (or rape ) Thou shalt not steal. , Thou shalt not bear false witness. Thou shalt not covet. “The Ten Commandments." said James Rus sell Lowell, “will not budge." Kach of every one of those enumerated Germany has vlo lated openly, brazenly, defiantly, shamelessly —and she must pay the penalty in full I Germany Getting No Gold New Tork Special to The Cincinnati Enquirer. Soon after“ths discovery of Sold in the Klondike reclon the late Maurice L> Muhll man, one of the leading authorities on the production of precious metald and for years officially associated with the United States Sub-treasury branch In New Tork; said that, leaving Alaska out of consideration, he was inclined to think that all of the productive gold mines of the world had now been ex ploited, although some of them were not Worked to their full capacity. He estimated that within a few years the world might look for an annual output of gold of the value of approximately 1300,000,000. A day or two ago there came from Wash ington an official statement which reported that the gold production of the entire world In the year 1916 was of the value of $470, 000,000. That amount was only $6,000,600 less than ths money value of the gold mined In the year 1916, and the falling off Is ex plained by the fact that the United States did hot mine quite as much gold In 1916 as In 1916. Sines the war In Eufope began tho gold mines of the world have produced a little over $1,000,000,000 In new gold. Of this Ger many has received not one cent directly, and only a small amount, relatively speaking, through the channels of trade. England Gets Moat of It. England has received considerably snore than one-half of It, and In this fresh supply of gold Is to be discovered one pf the reasons, perhaps the chief reason, why England has been able to maintain high credit while fi nancing her own necessities and a consider able part of the needs of her European allies. England's fresh gold received every year supplemented by the 'enormous mass of for.eign securities, which represent loans made by the citizens of Great Britain to other countries, in a great measure explains her financial strength. It is this strength which has made It prac ticable and even easy for Great Britain to secure, on the Instant, large amounts pi credits or funds In the United* States. Africa, including Madagascar, In the year 1916, dug out of the soil gold to the money value of (230,000,000, and North America, In cluding Alaska, obtained fresh gold of the money value of $129,000,000, about $96,000,000 of which was obtained from mines over which floats the flag of the United States. Operations Impaired. At the time of the war In South Africa %gold mining operations were Inevitably serl ouely impaired. The owners of the mines were persuaded by men of science, and especially by John Haya Hammond, that cer tain Intensive methods of mining would, make It possible to bring to the surface from great depths greatly Increased gold production. The managers sent to the United States a little company of four or five of their engi neers, with instructions closely to examine. 'American-made mining apparatus, and If the Inspection was satisfactory, then to negotiate for the purchase oi a large amount of this apparatua The engineers ylsited a great manufactur ing plant at Easton, Penn., and while there said to those who were In control of this in dustry that after the war In South Africa was ended the yearly output of gold In the South African mines would be greatly in creased, and in the couree of a few years would surely be of the money value o! 1*00.000.0*0. This was regarded as a somewhat extrav agant predictions, in view of the fact that when the prediction was made the aggregate output of all of the gold mines of the world wad of the value of approximately $250,000, ooo. Prediction Justified. Nevertheless, this prediction has been abundantly Justified. The modern methods taught by men of science and the vigorous operation of the South Africa gold mines so greatly Increased the world's production that In the year 18*9 it was of the money value of $811,000,000. Seventeen years later it was of the value of $470,*00,000. Part of this increase Is ex plained by the output of Alaska, part of It reflects the highly intensive methods which have been adopted by the mine owners of California. This process has enabled California to maintain first rank among American States as a gold producer, California, Colorado and Alaska together having brought from the mines a little over one-half of the gold taken from the American mines In the year 191(. Science, prospecting and the great improve ments in transportation make it inevitable that the gold production of the world will steadily increase. It Is probably true, as Mr. Muhllman once said, that the best gold-pro ducing properties of the world have already been discovered, but since he spoke there have been wonderful successes secured by the men of science, whereby very low-grade gold ore can now be worked to handsome com mercial profit On* of the rwom why leaden la tho world of flaaaeo and of our largo iadustrloa aro almost persuaded that Oormany wlU speedily ho oompellod to suggest peace terms to whloh the allies ^rlll feet they must give some thought Is the fact that While the allies are being enriched each year by this enormous output of gold, Germany Is getting none and Is compelled to part with some por tion of ttye great surplus shs built up as one of her factors In preparation for the war. Therefore, the men of finance and the bankers of Germany will feel compelled to use what Influence they have and to exert such pressure as they can upon the German government ao as to compel, perhaps within a few months, something like genuine peace propositions from Germany. The enormous Increase In the world’s sup ply of new gold in the past three years Is regarded by bankers as partially explaining the high cost of commodltlea In that sense gold has'been cheapened, but It Is a curious fact that gold, while still maintaining its standard as the money metal of the great nations, although Its plentifulness may have Increased the cost of commodities, now (s gradually finding that stiver Is so Increasing In value that its parity with - gold may be only a short time distant But even If sliver should Increase in price so greatly that within a short time It would' stand upon jk parity In the markets • with gold, nevertheless there Is no probability that Its Increased value will be' followed by any change in the world’s money standard. For this increased value Is duo solely to very heavy demands that have come sudden ly and to a shortage in the supply. This condition Is similar from one point of view to the one which was suddenly established in the traditional presidential campaign of 1896. When that campaign began wheat was selling many points below 91 a bushel, and the argument was made that this was due to the demonetisation of sllvat. But when the campaign was half over there came a sud; den and extraordinary demand for American wheat, occasioned by shortage of orops In other parts of the world. This demand caused wheat to command a dollar a bushel, and at the same time market quotations for silver were depreciating. Many have thought that this Incident was chief among the causes of the defeat of the party that supported what was called free silver. HOLLAND. r England and*lhe U. S. A. _, By Edwin Collin* Frost of The Vigilantes. "I am sorry w# had to get Into this war." I overheard a man say. "I fought In the Civil War, and then England was against us. Now she wants us to help her out.” 1 do not know who he was. I could not even see him. But It is fairly evident to me that neither his head nor his heart Is performing its functions as well In 1917 as In 1861. Yet I fear there are not a few Amer icans who fall to realise the various fallacies contained In his remarks. When he used the |vords "we” In his first sentence, he meant the United States—not a mere group of Northern States. That Is what the word ”we” should mean and now does mean. This very man helped make It mean -that. Hence England at the time re ferred to could not have been against all of us. If she was against some of us, she must have been for the rest of us. Moreover, It Is not true that the English people were a unit In espousing the ‘cause of either side. It may be that the British government favored one side more than the other. But, If our' President of today can say. that we are mak ing war not upon the German people, but upon their government, cannot we be as generous toward our allies as we are toward our enemies? Furthermore, is the British government, are the British people, the same today as In that by-gone time? Almost two generations have . passed. The British sovereign has changed twice. The government has changed Innumerable times. Must we visit upon the present generation the sins of their fathers? Does that Civil War veteran honestly believe that he could find an Englishman today who thinks that slavery ought not to have been abolished? Then let us admit that the Civil War has become a dead Issue—as dead as the Revolu tion. Now England "wants us to help her out,” says our friend. Perhaps she does. But that fact has absolutely qothlng to do with the case. It is an argument “made In Ger many.” We did not enter the war beoause England or France or anybody else wanted us to. We might have entered It for some such season; we might have entered it because of the violation of Belgium; we might have entered It because of all sorts of abhorrent acts on the part of Germany. But we did pot. We Aose to remain aloof until Ger many’s crimes against our own people had become so many and so intolerable that we could not stay out of It any lohger. Yes, we are fighting Germany for good and sufficient reasons of our own. And, Instead of regretting that we are helping England, we ought to be profoundly thankful that England Is helping us. SOME ENCOURAGEMENT. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. ' Cord Tomnoddy was very much In love with Fluffy Filpflop, the famous revue "star." and announced his Intention of ask ing the lady to marry him the following night. i "And you think ahe will say ‘yes'?*’ asked the father, amiably. "Oh. I don’t know,” said the lovesick youth. "She’s so beautiful and fascinating I feel I can never hope to win her love!” "Oh, rot!” said the father, encouragingly. “Lots of other men have succeeded. Why shouldnt your’ THE GYPSY. I know the laughing beauty of the Spring time’s April glee When earth drops all her mourning garb, and smiles at you and me. - I know the crimson poppy blooms breathed on by Summer’s sighs , While all the land is broldered by the bright winged butterflies. But, oh, X know a gypsy maid with cheeks a ruddy brown. With red and yellow patches on her torn and tattered gown: I know her glance Is brighter than the soft ly lidded blue Of the gentle Spring-time, or of Summer’s dusk and dew. I know her dancing footsteps could not saunter If they tried. For no man can keep pace with her, to loiter by her side. I know her shining patteran; It shows that ahe did stray Across the meadow and the hill, and by tha long highway. I follow on her rainbow trail, until the days grow cold. This jocund Autumn gypsy with her pat teran of goldl —MARY TARVER CARROT.T. MARY JANE r N ✓ (Written for The Advertiser.) When life was at Its Spring, there came An angel in the flesh whose name Was Mary Jane. How well do I remember now. Her eyes, her mouth, her smile, and how The golden hair half hid the brow Of Mary Jane. When first we met an Autumn da" Was on Its ghostly, silent way Into the night. Where turns the lane, below the hill, I heard a mournful whip-poor-will Call from the wood, then all was still As spirits’ flight. I cried, "Poor melancholy bird. Why. Is your doleful, sad song heard When glad days wane? Tou are too sad for one so small." A merry laugh echoed my call— It was not any bird at all, 'Twas Mary Jane. + She had a radiant, winsome face And in her form a fairy's grace, * Had Mary Jane; And as we heard, in rapt delight. The weird, faint music of the night, t f I held the hand, so soft and white. Of Mary Jane. The good die young; perhaps Above An angel Is forbid to love A lowly man. v Again the twilight shadows fall. I hear the wild, sad, doleful call Of some lone whip-poor-will to all Its lonely clan. When life was at Its Spring, there came An angel In the flesh whose name Was Mary Jane. When doubt of Heaven comes to me, I take the book of Memory And turn the pages till I see Sweet Mary Jane. —C. H. "SPARK THE FOUNTAIN." "In answer to those who would destroy a work of Art for the sake of utility, shoving it off in the back-ground to an un-sightly side street. This is appreciation of Mac Monnes' Fountain located right in the heart of our beloved Capital City, Montgomery, labama."—J. P. Mills).. Willie, spare the fountain I've known It since a child. And watched its playing * waters N So frantic and so wild. I long have loved the l^dy i Who stands with open arms_ QJves welcome to our city WTlth all her subtle charms. I love the llttli Cupids That watch with patient pride. Their chubby bronse brown bodies_ Hug dose the water’s side. Their dimpled smile-lit faces Are joy-framed mirrors bright— That catch each glint of sunshine, * Revealing gold-fleh sprite_ That basks In regal splendour Deep in the warm pool’s heart. And wakes from shadowy slumber Like golden arrows dart. L'Envoi. Now if you'd service render, Add color to'the scene— Plant flow'rs round waters border,' Take poles and wires that screen From view of friend and stranger Our one true work of Art; Civic prides defender— With voice, and pen, and heart! —John Proctor Mills. June 29th, 1917, , > I SEND CONGRESS OVER | Charleston News and Courier. General Pershing Is said to have suggested that a commission composed of members of congress be sent to Europe to visit the bat tlefields and confer with the parliamentary bodies of the other nations at war with Ger many. Its source entitles this proposal to attention. General Pershing is in good posi tion to estimate the probable value of such a commission and his advocacy of it is a strong argument in Its favoi*. Nothing is likely Jo be lost and much may be gained by letting )h» Congressmen see the war at close quarters. They have viewed it so far from a distance. Very few of them have seen it with their own eyes. The few that have seen it with their own eyes have been without exception, we believe, staunch advocates of as vigorous a war policy as pos sible. The effect upon these of personal con tact with and observation of the war is ao indication of what would probably result from the sending of a Congressional commis sion to France ^ THE BIBLE QUOTERS New York Evening Poet Not even Preeldent Wilton1* endorsement of the effort ef the American Bible Society to raise 1400,000 to supply our soldiers and sailors with the New Testantent prevents Colonel Roosevelt from coining out in behalf of the same undertaking. It is a rare tribute that is thus paid the Good Book. Without questioning the lofty motives that inspired these endorsements, one may point out the better comprehension that the publlo would have of the speeches of many of our most prominent political leaders if the Bible were more generally familiar. Allusions to Esekiel knd Merox, not to say Armageddon, would not then have to be prefaced with an explanation that robs them of part of their effect. The man whose endorsement of the distribution of Testaments should be especial ly enthusiastic is Mr. Bryan, wto owes more to a single reference to it than all his frlends and enemies put togethsr owe to the whole of it. "Uncle Joe" Qannon, on the contrary, may reasonably be Indifferent to the enter- j prise, since it is to 'be doubted whether all* the allusions and phrases that come so easlfr ‘ from his lips have had the slightest influents upon his reputation. ’ * DON'T OVERWORK YOUR STOMACH. . If your stomach is not right, tl.ere’s a "why." It is Imperative that you should find out Just in what way you are, or have been, abusing this Important organ and then stop these abuses, says The Physical Culture Magaslne. The chief causes of stomach trouble are found in over-eating in the use of rich food mixtures and indigestible dishes generally, in the use of stomach irritants, such as pep per, hot sauces and condiments, eating too fast or too often, and, in many cases, the | use of ice water, alcoholic beverages or other injurious drinks. A word4o the wise should be enough. Even to suggest the cause of digestive trouble should be sufficient to sug gest the remedy to an intelligent mind. Eating without appetite is one of the most prevalent of modern crimes against the stora aoh. The tradition of three meals per day Is largely responsible. Only those doing hard physical labor are Justified in eating three hearty meal) in twenty-four hours. Most people do not desire them. Some people cannot eat them. The attempt to do so over taxes the stomach. The result—trouble. The first thing to learn to do for a weak and overworked stomach la to give it a rest. The two meals per day plan will give it this rest each day. It does not matter whether you omit breakfast or omit the noon-day meal. You may feel better satisfied if you eat a little fresh acid fruit at the time of the omitted meal. * The rapid bolting of food is another com mon crime. The man who can eat a whole meal in three minutes may be proud of hlk ability to do it, as an athletic achievement, but he will pay for it in the course of time. Remember that part of the work of digestion Is accomplished in the mouth, not only through the mechanical work ef chewing and grinding, but through the chemical action ol the saliva. In this way the food is prepared for the further digestive work of the stom ach. If it is hurriedly swallowed and de posited In the stomach without this prepara tion, then this organ will be seriously handi capped. As some one ( said: "Chew your food. Yohr stomach has no teeth.” WHY HE DIDN’T REGISTER. Indianapolis News. An Indianapolis man who makes a prac tice of bracing about his shortcomings, said that there were just IS reasons why he didn't register for conscription. “The first one is that I am only five feet one Inch tall. "The second one Is that, taking my height Into account, I am too fat for my stature. “The third one Is that I have only one arm. “The fourth one la that my teeth are bad. "The fifth one Is that I am too old." “Well, what are the other eighty reasons?" he was asked. "Well, the other eighty don't matter. The five I have enumerated would give me the necessary alibi." SHAKESPEARE’S IGNORANCE. Philadelphia Ledger. ' y “Ye think a fine lot of Shakespeare?" "I do, air," was the reply. "An' ye think he was malr clever than Rabble Burns?" "Why, there's no comparison between them.” “Maybe not but ye tell us it was Shakes peare who wrote Uneasy Mies the head that wears a crown.’ Now, Rabble would never hae sic nonesnse as that.” I “Nonsense, sir!" thundered the other. 'l “Aye, ^Just nonsense. Rabble would hae 1 ■kent fine that a king or queen either disao .4 *mn* t0 *>®d w1' a croon on their head. He'd I h*“, k*nt th*y hant it over the back o' a chair. •