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TAXES AND GOVERNMENT Th* Philadelphia Bulletin remarks that Federal taxation and what is done with it is absorbingly interesting to different States for different reasons, and some «f these reasons are: New York Is Interested, for Instance, because she contributed to the Federal exchequer for the fiscal year ending ’June SO. 1924, $690,415,425, a"d calved from Federal state aldB°nher"* only $4,020,445, or little more than one half of one cent for every dollar paid out Nevada is interested because she paid to Washington only $761,499, while she received from the Federal treasury the sum of $885,759. or a return of more than 116 per cent, on her entire payments toward the cost of Federal Government. ,_« 4: Pennsylvania i» Interested in Federal taxation, too. The Keystone State paid to Federal taxes for the same $269,688,619 and received In state aid grants $3,796,11*. or about 1.40 cents for every dollar of Pennsylvania tax money paid to carry on the government at Washington. . West of the Mississippi Us twenty two States of the Union. Together - these States paid in Federal taxes. *418, 465,119. The single State of New York paid two hundred and seventy million dollars more toward the cost of Federal government than all the twenty-two States west of the Mississippi put to gether. The single State of. Pennsyl vanla paid a sum greater than the other twenty States west of the Mississippi, leaving out the two States of California, and Kansas. New York and Pennsylvania together paid into the Federal treasury, *950. 104.044, and received therefrom $7,81*. It* leaving tfielr net payment to the treasury $942,2*7,4*1. The twenty-two trans-Mississippi States paid *418,4*5, 819, and reoelved back $35,410,918, leav ing' their net contribution *3*3.054.90*. In Congress the twerty-two Western • States have forty-four Senators and 137 Representatives. Is it any wonder that the wlshee* of the two great Eastern States carry small weight in taxation, disbursement and Federal policies gen arally. when they have such a dispro portionately small authority in relation to their responsibilities? Still, it is held by some that New York and Pennsylvania have a good deal of weight in fixing the nation’s tariff poli cies. ✓ Touching another side of the taxation . question, the Chicago Herald and Ex aminer says: In 191* State and local governments borrowed by means of bond issues, 8*91, 060,000. In 1984 up to December 1, they borrowed in the same way, $1,2*9, 000,000, setting a new .high record for such transaction*. The various Btatag or communities affected by these loans must pay the Interest on them and ultimately the principal also, -That must be done by taxation. In 1919 local taxes were $2,956,600, Last year they were nearly 000. _ .. . U4.5n0.000.000. Bow do wo pay these huge taxes? Most of us pay our share in higher prices for what wo est, for what wo wear and for whoro wo lire. That is ths way most taxes are ulti mately collected. When the tax on a business build lag Is increased, the taxpayer raises his tenants' rent, and the tenants raise the prices of what they sell. % Undoubtedly the government Income tax Increased Investment in tax-exempt ■ bonds for local improvement; and the demand for tax-exempt bonds undoubt ediy led to pushing ahead wltlr—iocal % improvements which under other cir cumstances would not have been con templated until far into the future. * It is much more expensive to live now adays than it used to be, says the Herald and Examiner, “But as one of the wisest and most successful business men in this country replied when he was asked to ex plain the increased cost of living: ‘It's worth a good deal more to live nowadays than it used to be’.” 1 WO 1A ACS Today is January 28. At midnight January 81, the poll tax collector will close his desk for the yeaif, and-if in the meantime you have failed to pay yours, : you will be disqualified as a voter—not V a pleasant condition for one to contem plate who has been accustomed to all the 1 privileges of 100 per cent citizenship. Paying a poll tax, however, is optional. > One is not compelled to do it; the only penalty for the omission is negative— t you will lose the privilege .of voting this year, assuming of course that you are V subject to the tax. • - • But there is another tax matter in re y, gard to which one is not so free, namely,' L the Federal income tax: March 15 is the : last day for receiving income tax returns. ; If in the meantime those who are subject to the tax have failedNto make a report they will suffer a penalty. ‘ In England lame ducks often become A surgeon says he has found that op , timists have the best chance of surviving an operation. But pessimists we opine, can % better afford the luxury. They usually have more money. "Florida is shaped like a carpenter’s square.”—St. Augustine Record. Maybe ao, but it looks more like the cartoonist’s - portion of a Christmas stocking. - ¥; ' —— The Elba Tribune doesn’t see that it t. helps a man much for his heart to be in the right place if his head is solid ivory, t But woe unto his friends if also his heart p lordly figures. .You can’t keep a bad man down either, if he’s smart.. THE CAROLINA PLAYMAKERS A significant influence for the advance ment of culture in the South is the society known aa the Carolina Haymakers, to which the Atlanta Journal pays its tribute on the occasion of the Haymak ers’ appearance in Atlanta. For a half dozen years these writers, actors,' and producers centered at. the University of North Carolina—an insti tution' whose fame and influence are spreading with the march of time—“have been intent on a rare and fruitful ad venture.” They have been making plays out of the people and scenes around them, finding in mountain cabins, or along the lanes of little towns, the tragedy, the poetry, the pathos, the humor of life. Such work was certain to evoke nation al comment. Examples of this comment are quoted from the New York Evening Post, and Augustus Thomas. The Post says: “A significant contribution to the drama of the century.” Mr. Thomas says: “The plays have been published and I have read them and consider them fully equal to any of the Irish folk lore plays produced by the Abbey Company under Lady Gregory’s direction.” Continuing the Atlanta Journal says: Thus commended, the Carolina Play makers are coming to Atlanta tor their first appearance outside their own com monwealth, in three folk dramas of rich and varied appeal: "When witches Bide” by Elizabeth A. Lay; "Flxlns," a trag edy of tenant farm life, hy Erma and Paul Green; and "Galus and Gaius, Jr.," a farce comedy of the Old South, by Lucy M. Cobb. The city Is much In debted to the Drama league for the op portunity of witnessing an art so dis tinctive and so redolent of Southern soil. What these players are doing for North Carolina we may hope will be, done. In one form or another, for every region of Dixie. Certainly we can have no more patriotic wish for Georgia than that she shall become, not idealized, but dramatized for her people, so that they shall feel, along with the vigor and pic turesqueness of her past, the high chal lenge of today. "Know thyself, the counsel of the sage of old. becomes mors - generous wisdom when translated, "Know thy State.” In conclusion the Atlanta editor says: “To this it is that the Carolina Haymak ers invite—this holding up of the mirror to nature as she flashes drom our own landscape and flows in the hearts of our own people.” A SIMPLE AND PRACTICAL WAY ’ Chancellor Luther of the new German government has announced that it would be the policy of his government to in augurate and establish with France, under a new 'treaty giving satisfactory assur ance of safety and security, an agree ment to bring an end, if possible, to the age-old grievances and hatred between France and Germany. Although this was an epoch making bit of news, making for world peace, it was given slight publicity and circulation in a world, of which it can be fairly said, is committed to the policy of trying to force peace by over-awing by international agreement any country, which threatens to assert itself nationally. The proposed policy of preserving the peace of the world by a simple under atanding between France and Germany, seems too simple to cause any general discussion, but in our opinion it embodies the best peace plan that has been evolved since the clos^ of the World War. At the present time the peace of the world is onlv threatened by the hatred of France and Germany. Once they cease to watch sach other jealously and prepare desper ately for sn inevitable conflict, any threat of a world war as We know the world, will have vanished. Instead of facing courageously this very real and menacing danger by doing all that could possibly be done to remove the racial hatreds of France and Germany, the statesmen of the world erected the complicated machinery of a League of Na tions. which assumed to speak for the course of any nation in every national crisis which might arise. It has newer occurred to us that this machinery would ba unsatisfactory, because it deprived each nation of initiative and will power. And this complicated machinery, in the last analysis, was built up to keep the peace between Germany and France, because there was no possible war to be fore stalled elsewhere. The freedom of the national will of the members of the League of Nations was subordinated to the desire of other nations, which might not be at all concerned in a matter which might be life and death to the nation affected. Instead of going directly to the nations affected, we have sought to ap ply strong arm methods through every possible pressure to be applied by the League of Nations. We can for the moment be broadly , tolerant and believe that the continuance of peace meins as much to France and Germany as it does to any other nation of thS world. Certainly evidence of this desire has been demonstrated by the manifest desire of Germany to give to France evidence of its good will and de sire for peace. The German government attempted to reach an agreement under which it would give to France any as aurances and guarantees of its good faith that France might demand. At this time* Raymonof Poineaire, who is a fire eater, was Premier of France. Poincare and his government were backing and financing Poland ip her warfare against the Bol-. sheviki in the Ease and promising Poland to stand behind her in any complications which she might have with her neigbors, Ineluding Germany. France was willing to accept a security agreement on the West, but she insisted that it be so made that it would also cover the East. Ger many was willing to make it as regards the West, but she did not know then what was going to happen because of the Polish troubles in the East. The negotiations were dropped. But times are changed now. There is no longer any war in Poland and Poin care is no longer Premier of France. Chancellor Luther saya that he is ready to have the German government resume negotiations for a security agreement on both the Easter^ and the Western fronts. Irn this lies the most practical agreement for world peace that any of the states men have advanced since the signing of the armistice. Coolidge reaffirms his economy pledge. Go to it, Mister, tile people want just that! AN ANSWER TO THE JINGOES We have jingoes, unfortunately, in America, but we reserve the right to .believe that they are more sensible than the jingoes of Japan. Baron Shidehara, the Japanese Minister of Foreign Affairs, has recently had an unpleasant experience with the jingoes of his own country. A member of the Japanese Diet, who, like an American Congressman, was moved to set himself right with the people back home, asked the Minister of Foreign Affairs what he thought of the action of the American government in sending its fleet to the Pacific Ocean for maneuvers. To thisjingistic question the Minister of Foreign Affairs replied: The American naval maneuver* are not any of our business, and I desire to refrain from commenting on the question. The maneuvers do not violate the spirit »f the Four Power Treaty. The truth remains the truth, whether it is spoken before the Japanese Diet or before the American Congress. We not only have the right under the Fdur Power Treaty, but under all international law as well, to send our fleet to the Australian ports. We offered to send them on a friendly visit to Japan, but Japan declined the courtesy. Australia does not decline the courtesy. No of fense can be taken rightly by the Japanese at the fleet’s cruise because it merely extends to water on the other side of the Pacific, which is thousands of miles dis tant from the mainland of Japan. The Japanese public had been told that the Australian fleet will join the Ameri can fleet in these maneuvers. This is an invention out of the whole cloth and the Japanese government, at least, knows bet ter. But an official representative of the Japanese government has displayed candor and good feeling in telling native critics of our naval practices that they are on a false trail. The government cannot pos sibly . see in our naval maneuvers, any violation of the Four Powers Treaty, and a prominent member of the government tells the simple truth to the jingoes of 1 the Japanese Diet. uvtKLUUM^Vj rr,i>njiLVA«iA We learn from a Washington dispatch in the Philadelphia Ledger that some of the Republican politicians are disturbed at the realization that Pennsylvania, the most rock ribbed Republican State in the Union, has been discriminated against the parcelling out of high offices in the Re publican administration at Washington. The dispatch says: Recent'changes In Washington offi cialdom have served to bring to the \ President’s attention that the great ag ricultural, manufacturing and trans portation Interests of Pennsylvania have • been Ignored by the Republican admin istration In appointments to the high places. This condition is naturally disturbing to hungry politicians who realize that they have allowed many opportunities to es cape them. "It is considered possible that Republican leaders in Pennsylvania will come forward shortly to wage warfare for adequate and proper recognition of the State in matters of appointments, affect ing its own economic life,” says the, dis patch. No Pennsylvanian has been appointed a member of the Supreme Court since the naming of Justice Shiras in 1892. There is some post mortem criticism of Senator Boies Penrose because* he “allowed” the appointment of eighteen men from other States. It is claimed for Pennsylvania that 20 per cent of the total ra'uway tonnage of the country originates in Pennsylvania, yet Pennsylvania has never had represen tation on the Interstate Commerce Com mission. The same is true as to the United Tariff Commission, although it is one of the great manufacturing States of the Union. No Pennsylvanian has ever been appointed on the Tariff Commission. They have also failed of appointment on the Federal Trade Commission which was de signed to exercise a positive force in the trade and commerce of the country. Penn sylvania’s importance as an agricultural State is generally lost sight of in its preeminence as an industrial State and it has never had any representative on the various official boards named to further the interest of the farmer. And notwith standing its very considerable industrial interest in building and operation of sea going vessels, it has never had any repre sentatives on the Shipping Board, named in accordance with the Jones act. Outsiders are astonished at the modera tion and restraint of the politicians of Pennsylvania. How did they happen to overlook all these chances? But, accord ing to present indications, they are going to do something to remedy these over sights and omissions. Th$ industrial in terests of Pennsylvania are not financing political campaigns for their health. Minorities are right often enough to make identification with them respect able. “Breathitt County Boy May Fight to Escape Prison.”—Kentucky headline. We dare say he will. All Breathitt county boys either fight to get into prison or to get out of prison. South Dakota votes against the 20th amendment, and Delaware reports itself vigorously opposed. The West is radical, but the West is also agricultural. The conservative East is industrial; the South is both, more or less. All three sections seem to be opposed to the amendment. The Inevitable By Sarah K. BOLTOV. I Ilka a man who faces what he must With faith triumphant and a heart of cheer; Who fighti the dally battle without fear; Sees hla hopes fall, yet keeps unfaltering trust That God Is God—that somehow, true and lust His plans work out for mortals; pot a tear Is shed when fortune, which the vferld holds dear, Falls from his grasp—better, with love, a crust . Then living In dishonor; envies not. Nor loses faith In man; but does his best. Nor ever murmurs at his humbler lot; But with a smile and words of hope, gives sest ' % To every toller. He alone Is great ' Who by a Ilfs heroic conquers fate. PRESSING THOUGHT. “You should think of the future.” "I cant’. It's my girl’s birthday and t have to think of the present."—Boston Transcript. The Passing Throng —BY A Triers MCLUR C«loul <1. Long Ha* Ha Patience With Newest Amendment. Colonel J. Lee Long, of Butler, has llttla patience with the proposed child labor amendment submitted to the States by Con gress, He does not see how In the world Congress ever submitted it In the first place and he does not see how any State could ratify It In the second place. He regards It as one of the most dangerous of alt amendments ever adopted or proposed. "I Just cannot see how any supposedly sane man or woman, or even partially sane, could come to the support of ouch a meas ure,” said Colonel Long. “Of course I real ize people differ in their opinions of meas ures; but I Just can’t get the point of view of these amendlsts so far as the child labor amendment Is concerned." Colonel Long spent Monday night at the Exchange hotel on his way back from the meeting of the Episcopalians at Anniston. He told the story of a negro who sold a man a blind mule. The man found the mule was blind and edme back to the negro. “That mule Is blind. Tou told me he could see. Why watch me wave a hat right In his face. He don’t bat an eye. He can’t see a wink. He Is stone blind In both eyes." ■’Nawsir, boss,’’ said the negro. ’’Dat mule ain’t blind a-tall. Dat mule Just natural ly hard headed. He sees dat hat yott is waving fore his eyes but he Just don’t give a dern." pale County .lamp* To Front Bo Par Aa Sanap Com. It has been repeatedly stated in thl® column that Dale county Is one of the best counties In Alabama. Dale county has now Jumped to the top rung so far as the quali ty of pork sausage Is concerned. There Is no doubt but that Dale county can pro duce the finest sausage In Alabama. The other day the conductor of this column was sent a package of smoked pork sausage from . Tn® sender was none other than John Q. Adam"> who runs the Star down that way and *“ spare moments Is assistant clerk of the Ala bama House of Representatives, a Job no one In the State would even be so bold as to attempt to fill like John fills It. There are no adjectives which could prop erly describe the delectable qualities of the Dale county brand of smoked, stuffed pork sausage as exemplified In the batch sent us by John Adams. Frank Julian often boasts of the Colbert county brand of sausage but the people of Dale county could give those Colbert county folks several hog Jumps ahead and then defeat them over a sausage route. If anybody thinks they can produce bet ter sausage than that sent by John Adams, they are eligible to get Into the competl ‘ tlon. The more the merrier. * a * Charley Mtos Comes Dana To Attend To Law Matters. Charley Moon, known widely over Ala bama and a resident of LaFayette, the beau tiful and hustling county seat of Chambers county, spent Tuesday In Montgomery. Mr. Moon reached here Monday evening late and John Moffat put him In room 600 at the Exchange hotel. Those who are In the habit of hanging around^, the Exchange hotel know that the 500 rooms are traveling men’s sample rooms and Charley had the thing all to himself, a great big room with two big beds and four or- five long sample cases draped In white. Mr. Moon Is entirely satisfied with the business prospects of Chambers county and his section of the State. Like other lead ing men who have been In Montgomery re cently Mr. Moon can see nothing but bright ness In the outlook for the year 1925. He says the farmers of his section of the State have gone to work In earnest, getting their land In shape for planting crops. It Is his opinion that there will be consider ably more fertilizer used by farmers In his county this year than last year. Mr. Moon says he has heard little political talk in his county as yet. Mr. Moon says /dTe Is not In politics but Is trying to attend to his law practice. He admitted that his people would probably begin discussing poli ties In the very near future. * * * R. E, Hewlltt of Decatur Comments On Quail Shooting. The other day there appeared In this column a quotation from a local sportsman who expressed serrous doubt about the kill ing of quail In trees being sportsmanlike. He also did not approve of ruthless slaugh ter of marooned rabbits. Now comes a let ter from R. E. Hewlltt of Decatur, In which he says so many things about people who might have unwittingly shot quail In trees that It cannot be printed Just as it was written. But here are some expurgated views of Mr. Hewlltt and If anybody who reads this has shot quail In trees and re sents It, Mr. Hewlltt Is the man who said It. "Tour query as to whether shooting quail out of trees is sportsmanship. Like most other questions that arise, I am as full of opinions as a wildcatter’s mash is of pickled germs, and those covering this matter are viz, to wit, that nothing but a pot hunter would do it. A man who will kill a marooned wild thing has no Just claim to the title of sportsman. "There Is a lot of sympathy wasted on the marooned rabbit. He is a good swim mer and can get out If he wants to, bilt If he can get onto a floating log he is fixed, He can keep comfortably dry, and feed on the buds and oane that the log gets mixed up with as It goes along, but my Idea of killing them under such conditions is about the same as in the case of the quail. ’’Another evil I note, and view ‘with as pect dark and visage grim,’'Is the night rabbit hunter. He gets an acetylene cap lamp, works the little used roads, and shoots anything that he can ‘shine’ and'he makes the old time game hog that knew no sea son and no bag limit look like a piker, and if he la not checked, along with the Jelly beans that do the same butchery by auto light with sawed off shot gun>.the tasty hare will soon be In 'the class with the dodo so far as goneness Is concerned. I hope Mr. Quinn sees this. If he don’t, I will write him about It." . t J. B. Ifrnj PPHKH ADOHl Cooperation la Tuscaloosa. J. S. Yerby, of Tuscaloosa, apart from be ing related to the celebrated editor of the Greensboro Watchman, has a personality of Us own and Is known as one of the progres sive farmers of Alabama. He Is president of the Tuscaloosa County Farm Bureau and brought to Montgomery on Tuesday, a docu ment of which he was very proud. It was a series of resolutions passed by the Tus caloosa chamber of commerce endorsing the work of the Farm Bureau and giving com plete cooperation between the two organiza tions. Mr. Yerby announced that the three banks of Tuscaloosa had also endorsed the farm organization and were supporting Its work In every way. "The Farm Bureau In our country con sists of between four and five hundred picked farmers and leaders In agriculture and live stock raising.” said Mr. Yerby. "and we are In complete cooperation with the bapking, commercial and industrial Interests of the city. There Is no friction anywhere between the town and the country. We are all pulling together and keeping step, the civic clubs Included. Thdre Is a fine spirit of fellowship evident in all that Tusca loosa undertakes and tt|at la the kind of spirit that moves difficulties and wins out In the long run." * Mr. Yerby added that he was “sorry for all you people who don’t live In Tuscaloosa: why even Judge Henry Baker Foster had to come back home and Governor Brandon and Judge Mayfield can't stay awav very long at a time." * * * “White Cargo" Is Bxeltlag , Interest of Theatergoers^ "White Cargo" which* will be the attrac tion at the Grand Theatar Wednssday and Thursday nights and Thursday matinee. U cauetng considerable talk among local the atergoers. This picture had a .two years’ run at Daly’s Theater in New York and one year at the Cort Theatar at Chicago. Many Montgomerlans have seen the Show in New Dr. Frank Crane (DR. FHAN'K 0R.1AE Is vrrUlag exclu sively—In Alabama—for The Montgomery Advertiser and The Birmingham News. Ar ticles published under his name In any other Alabama newspapers are reprint matter from B to 12 years old. Most of Dr. Crane’s es says appearing In other papers have ap peared already at the time of their original release'years ago. Only The Advertiser and The News are printing the fresh, previous ly unpublished articles of Dr. Crane.) * * * TBB BACK-COO OP PROSPERITY. Mr. WUIiajn E. Knox, President of the Bowery Savings Bank of New York, and also President of the American Bankers' Association, delivered an address the other day In Cleveland before the Bankers’ Club. He called the savings of the people the Back-Log of Prosperity. There Is no doubt of his correctness. If our prosperity rested upon the whim of the few It would be flickering. Since It rests upon the motion of the public it argues con tinued success. < Savings not only means dollars In the banks. It means an Increase of the capital which Is to be devoted toward the develop ment of the country. This Is because the money In the banks Is immediately applied by the bankers for the purpose of securities In railroad and other industrial develop ments. The fact that our savings have Increased from $ll,600,000.00l)'-to 121.000,000,000 means the small savings of many millions of peo ple Instead of being fooled away In some manner of immediate consumption, are mass ed together and applied to the upbuilding of our Industrial equipment. “Those tremendous savings figures,’ ’he said, "indicate sound habits of thought and practice on the part of millions of people. It Is one of the most promising elements in the situation today. It means that we not only have the resources for prosperity, but also the common sense to make good use of them.” The strength of the country is Indicated In two ways. First by the valor and health of Its people, and second, by the amount of resources that they have piled up behind them. When It comes to a case of war, the peo ple must not only be willing to fight, but they must have capital enough to enable them to get something to fight with. The pocketbook Is a very Important ele ment of national defense. Copyright, 1825, by the Wheeler Newspaper Letters to Editor IMPHESSION9 RECEIVED AT BANRUET OF WOHLD WAR VETERANS, t Ozark, Ala., Jan. 21, 1925. Editor The Advertiser: / -- Last night I attended at the school audi torium a public speaking by the American Legion, following a banquet at the Masonic hall. The occasion of the affair was the re ception of a specially fine silken, gold fringed gonfallon. awarded this camp (No. 82) by Gerteral R. JBT Steiner, who was ex pected to be preseiu, but who, it aeems, was prevented by an accident. A large audience greeted the speakers of the evening, Messrs. Harwell G. Davis and Fred Johnson, and everything passed off pleasantly. I gathered some impressions which I shall here submit for what they are worth.l To my surprise, somewhat, I found it was'not as easy to get an American audience to en thuse over the subject of the big late war as I had thought it possible. There were* momentary touches of thrill in which the crowd were cordially respon sive; but there seemed to be lacking any sustained feeling of Interest or enthusiasm, and I think I caught the reason ere long. The speakers devoted themselves, on the whole, in a tone of injured pride and ag gressiveness. The undertone of their mes sage seemed that of a bunch of men who had been intrigued Into a great war movement for the nation’s safety and were not now be ing appreciated enough since the great dan ger had passed! They complained bitterly of the inequalities of militarism and the draft law effects. They said that in the next war we had they'd see to it that the men in the trenches, who bore the brunt of the fight and risked their lives for the sal vation of the country should be protected and respected in their patriotism. That they should not be‘expected to do duty for a dollay a day, while laborers at home got from 210 to 215. and profiteers exploited the country so fearfully, etc., etc. There seemed to be an entire absence of war-Ilke enthusiasm and spirit. Not once was the name of the late lamented Wood row Wilson mentioned. From all of which I gather that the American Legion is an or ganization banded together to try to cor rect some glaring mistakes of the late world fracas, and If they don’t get swamped In politics they are apt to accomplish some thing. One thing Is evident, tfjey are as far away froaa the war spirit as a Massachu setts school marm; and-they are lined out for a backstroke on the late fight. They are fed up on Europe and its affairs, much to their credit. No more rich man’s war and poor man’s fight for them. F. B. CULLENS. AN EXPRESSION OF APPRECIATION BT MR. STARKE. Editor The Advertiser: Kindly grant the writer space In The Ad vertiser to acknowledge on behalf of Prof. J. M. Starke and his whole family the In numerable evidences of sympathy and deep concern that have come to him and to them during his presemt illness. One can but be Impressed with the inadequacy of the printed word to express the gratitude ol Prof. Starke and of those dear to him for Montgomery’s response to their misfortune. The writer, as a brother of the principal, and'as a former Instructor In the University school of this city, hopes that he may ven ture here also to speak again for Prof. Starke in an attempt to express for him, if some measure at lepst, his profound appre ciation of the cptnpliment paid him and the school In the formation of the Uhlyerslty School Alumni association, mention of which appears in your issue of this date. A let ter has been received by Prof. Starke, In forming him of this action on the part of the alumni and accompanied with their love and esteem and their best wishes for his speedy recovery. Not only Is Prof. Starke under the present circumstances, denied the privilege of expressing for himself .his pro found gratitude to his old boys, but he can not even have the satisfaction of relying in part at least, upon the touching language of flowers, as did the alumni of the schggl in the beautiful shower of rosea that ac companied their letter. The letter of the alumni is signed by Messrs. Frank Stollenwerck and H. F. Cren shaw. It 1*. therefore, to them, and through, them to the alumni of the Uni versity school that Prof. Starke’s keenest gratitude must be expressed even though by proxy.—S. C. STARKE. Montgomery, Jan. 27, 1925. MILD BI T FATAL. Many minor accident* were reported, though no serious fatalities were recorded In the Immediate vicinity.—From a news Hera In the St. Louis Leader. A1KT IT? Whls—"Lots of foreigners are coming In to our country." Bang—“Yes, Immigration is the elncerest form of flattery.”—American Legion Weekly York and a number of them who have seen it. have already bought tickets to- sew It again at the Grand Theater. “I saw White Cargo”, said on* well known local woman theatergoer, who bought tick ets at the Grand bos office. Tuesday after noon. ”J liked the show so well when saw A In New York I mad* up my min* I would see it again If It ever came <-.e Montgomery and I am going to do so. ‘Whit* Cargo' Is a vivid play of love In the tropics written by Leon Gordon, who for three years previous to its production In New York, lived and traveled on the West eoa»> of Africa, gathering literary material an* studying the traits and customs of the Af rlcsn character: the outoome of his studies has been a play which has been a remark able success,' one of the best plays I ever saw." k VC Drops O’ Dew BY HOWARD fS. PHA ■4.1 > '.V.'X It's Always Something I came Into a lot of cash. The most I've ever seen. I started in to make a splash: I bought a huge machine— Checks I wrote, of any also, It mattered not to me, * I cared not whether It was wise Nor what the cost might be. Never did the world look black Financial pains were o’er. No matter how I strewed the Jaek There was always plenty more. No high costa did I have to duck 1 was living with a bang, When 'bout that time—dog the luck— J The darn alarm clook rang! ’i “ •J 4 gone WB KNOW It Isn’t the weather man’s 'ault but It does seem that fresh creases n our trousers always happen.- almultane lusly with a nice wet rain. J WB OFTEN wonder if anybody else In :hls world has the same aversion to ilm- . jrellas that we have. Guess It’s a hang >ver from our collegiate Ideas—thought ve'd dished ’em long ago—but we’d much ■ather be thoroughly drenched than Carry i rain stick. We almost said “thoroughly* loaked," but thought better of It. SEE WHERE Coolldge Is having some of •lie boys up to breakfast. With Kellogg n the cabinet the Idea’ll be awfully ap* proprlate. There's A Question "It's hard to tell,” said Oswald Ootch at restaurant yesterday, “whether some eople eat spaghetti for pleasure or exer Ise." It tanii Plausible. -. ■ * - *.?■ . > All aces fly. So I understand; That's why I can't. Hold one In my hand. Hy Vance, Birmingham News. f . But, Hy, this day In time. I'm told. Most all queens ar« Easy to hold. ./M> i; > •ii - Song of an ear of corn—“In The Still By* and Bye." CsaKat He Sea That* ,,t . Dear Dew; Try this on your favorite wave length: “ ' Father: I don't know what alls this radio. ’ Bright Son: Oh, don’t you see that plttlgated pelator of the second cudlnear has caused the rokaphlte to satuate the vomoxllle with dawslne asmotlcs and arretesote the Conlysphl bokogsewtlon. Father: Year-ch-uh. 'Weill Well!! , & —X. T. Z. - SPEAKING OF queer combinations, W. J. B. and Gllda Gray, the shimmy champ, are doing their stuff for the same real estate folks at Miami. HON. BRYAN’S lectures, we are told, fall lo pack 'em In like Miss Gray's shoulder ■haking show. Which again goes to prove Lhat actions speak louder than words. WE DON'T know whether a "new fad has been born, or whether it was merely the outgrowth of an evening of corn, but a young Montgomery blood strolled down Dex ter the other night decked out In a nifty pair of pearl ear-rings. Dear, dear! Here Y’ Are. Merely as a suggestion we offeree fol lowing plan as a solution to the “pedestrian vs. auto" problem which Is now being studied by the newly appointed Safety Commission: Have every pedestrian and every automo bile stop at each corner. Appoint the traf fic officers as official referees. The nto torist desiring to cross the street must flip a coin with the pedestrian also anxious to reach the other side. If the pedestrian wins he then has the right to continue across -unmolested. The motorist then must flip a coin with the next pedestrian, and vica versa. In case no decision can be reached. It shall be the duty of the referee to supply each pedestrian with a track suit. After donning same the pedestrian shall take hts place at the curb and the motorist shall take his place at the wheel. Upon a given sig nal It will resort Into an “every man for himself” affair. If the pedestrian reaches the other side successfully he shall be al lowed to shout one derisive remark after the speeding motorist. If the motorist succeeds In running down the pedestrian he shall be allowed a free chance at the next pedestrian,, and so on. Although this is very rough in detail, even the most cynical can foresee what a delight this system would soon become to both motorists and pedestrians. This sug gestion Is not copyrighted and may be used by any city, Including the Scandinavian, with our full permission. WE NOTE that a Kansas city is planning to do away with policemen's uniforms be cause the cops are too easily spotted by bandits. And what will the city’s mothers do for something to use as a bug-a-boo for young Johnnie and Willie? BUT DOING away with the uniforms won’t altogether do away with the bandits spot ting ’em. They can tell ’em by their feet! Final Dreg Most of the hot mamas grow cold when their sweeties’ cash runs low. Save the Forests! It If to be hoped that Congress will take seriously the warnings, emanating from all sources, that the national forests are threat- t ened with complete extinction. Ever since j Theodore Roosevelt's emphatio messages first " began to pour in upon It. describing the se rlous depletions of a once magnificent do- ; main, neither Congress itself nor the coun- | try at large has given the matter Its due weight. Presidents Taft and Wilson re- i peatedly urged the necessity of checking the ‘ savage waste of timber, but practically to i no avail. Mr. Coolldge would do well to look ; Into the situation for himself. 8ince Roosevelt's day the devastation has increased four-fold. When last summer it > was announced that Canada, looking to her 1 own Interests, was considering an embargo *; upon wood pulp shipped to this country, the threatened shortage aroused the country , for the first time to the soarolty of Ameri-^ can timber reserves. It was found thatif the United States possessed soarcely any4 at all, barring a few patches in the north-if west and in Maine. The criminal policy of J the lumber companies of chopping down f young trees, making no attempt to replace ; them by planting shoots, has left the former f vast tracts in the northern part of the coun- # try without means of recuperation. $ Congress should examine the situation * with seriousness. It is not a question of * setting ftsidev a few acres of park here 4 and there, but of preserving for • posterity •' the noble woodlands throughout the oountry. • Aside from the sentiment and scenlo beauty f attached to them, the all Important questions * of health and climate ars Involved. Amer icans of the future have a right to the baa- I eflt of trees. % It can be secured to them by establishing i regional divisions throughout the country, ’ appointing commissioners to Watch over > them and supporting these officers in a vlg- t orous policy of safeguarding wooded tracts. < Co-operation of the states should be sought and the national administration of the for- 1 esta should be assisted by local Officers. < After thousands fit years of dense popula- 'I tton many of the great forests pf central A Europe and England are still standing, ? guardians of health and recreation to the | people. Before it is too late, the. United'’ •fates should follow the example of other? governments and Institute a ruthless repres-L< Sion of the despoilment of its greatest natu-i ral endowment. It would be a far-sighted? aot if the states should remove the heavy 1 tax upon privately owned, "unproductive" • timber lands. j