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OFFICIAL P'Aj.P'Sl OF YUMA COUKTY O ? ARIZONA- Independent in all things. " Yuma, Arizona The Gate C?ity of the Great Southwest VOL. 39. YUMA, ARIZONA, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23. 190S, KO. $ Arizona Sentinel. PUMMSHKD KVICKY V13D?CESI)AY STUMA", : : : :A-KIZOIA J. V.'liDORRINGTON. Proprietor. SUBSCKIPTION RATES: One Yeur.i Sis Mouthy 1 00 OKWCiAL DI.K1SCTOKV: . TKUItlTOKlAr. orrirEKS Govrrpor.. Jorp!i IT. KThhcy Scenery W.r.Nihols Anuitor y ,f?: Treasurer .,rJV,- Attornnv aiarnl f. ...sW---.s; Cl.-tfi: Survnyar fenftr;il - iwaiis Sun't ot 1'ijhlic Iuo-nifciion K. 1- Ior.c DeknruiR to Cuncns . Marls Smitn Sup't Territorial Prison .Terry MiShiy PnOKtlX UNO UPI'IOK . Re"t--i-.., .MJlttm K. atoore. Receiver. frt S,iilrhta I COLWTY Ol'1'lCKHf . . District JVHif.' -Toan Campbell Clir'r of District Court.. ....". IT. Lttia? , II. II. I)tmersle, t'hairanin: Supervisors -( A n K..ut ,iml Ti jj. siiannsey. Clerk BoarA of Supervisors ...Tas. M. Folhamus Probate Ju'dReatitlSup't of Schools ..I. 13. uuiji;i Sherirl Under Sheriff District Attorney Treasurer Surveyor.., Counii Physician. County Recorder.. Coantv Asesor .. Gus ,T.iviapsto;i , Walter Riley P. T. Robertson Geo. Miche.lsen V. H. Elliott . Dr. Thomas ,1. Push .v.. Jos. M. Polhamns C. V. Mecdcu . PIIBOINCT OFFICBUS Justice of the Peaee . - - -Toe Redondo Constable .TaUo Martinez TraMws Yuina School District TV. IT. ElHotl, J. v". DorrinKton.O. C. .TohnMin. , CITY OITICEUS Mayor A. L. DeM'jnd I P. .1, Miller. J. W. Alexander. Councilmcn J Squire Munro'j, John Gandolfo I Donald Mclntyr. City At ton:e v I. Iwrahaai. City CJ eric and Treasurer ......... J. I. Ledondo Marshal K- A. Anderson Street Commissioner.'. J. H. shanssey - POSTOFPICKIIOURS: Mail open on Sundays frorrf.S to 9 a.m. Week days. 8 a. m. to 0 p. ra. " fi No Money Order business on Sundays. " Mail (East and West) closes every day at 7 p. m. R. II. Chandler P. M. - -VTTJIIA TjODGF. KO. 7 -V. O. U. W. MEE'li JL every Tuesday evenlap at 8 o'clock. Vis:'. liar brethren in j:6od standing are invited to attend. Yours in'C. H. and P. Trw, Tr , V. LMSWING, M. W. ED. MAYES. It. A I.HIANCIA HISPANO-AMKlilCANO NO. l.i. meets every Sunday at Klks' hall, fi p. m l. MasueIi aiosiiov, rrc.s. i. i.. jiisuu:m, Scereiary METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCII Preachins every other Sunday niornlwr attl o'clock and Sunday niht at 7::!0 by the pastor. J. MvOcholtre. Sunday School e7evy Sunday mornins at 10 o'clock, P. T. Robertson, Superintendent. . -STUnST BAPTIST CKUKCII.-SKIIVICKS Ji on the fourth Sunday in each mouth at H-.SOp. m. Prayer anifiins on Friday night of each -xeek. Eugene Keen, pastor in char-e. undav School every Sunday morning at 10. CATHOLIC CHURCH DIRECTORY: SUN . ' days. Mass at '- a in. Rosary and Bene-flit-lion at 7 p. m. Week days. Mass at 7 a. in. Christian doctrine tauirlii daiv by the p-istor n EndihatSiSua in.; In Spanish at 3:30 p.m. PKO!TKSSIOv AX, CAKDS: iTlilANK BAXTER, Attorney at. Law and ' Xotory Pablle. Will prae.tiw in all the courts of the Territory. Speciul attention to Mining find Land I.u-wh. P. O. Box '.01. First tStreef-, South Side, Yuma, Arizona. E. IX. KETCHERSIDE. J. A. KETCIIERSIDE K iTCHERSIIJE A KETCHERSIDE. PUY sicians and Surgeons. OCicc in Cotter's rlruir store, H. WrrrnruiAN. M.utx A. V.'iti'pbkman VXTVVPERUAX& WUPPERMAN. ATTOR VV ncysatluw. Notary Public. Court Re porflnpr, Oillccsin Wupiieruian Building, Yuma, Arizona. Telephone No. aw. JETER T. IiOSEIiTSON, ATTORNEY AT X. Law, Office in CotverBldg., Yuma, Ariz. IL ELLIOTT. CIVIL ENGINEER AND , Surveyor; U. S. Deputy Mineral Sur Yuma! Arizona. O OME TO THE SENTINEL OFFICE for Job work. Satisfaction asfr.ireil. E.' and Optician. Yuma. Arizona. ?8 KILL too OUGH WITH iiSSIISi ?S5 psreri; rn- A 31. CO. ' L 5JS Ti.'al EoUle Fres AND ALL THROAT AND UiUS TROUBLES. LGTJAEAlfTEBB GATISFACI-OS.'Sg Kealtr's Boarding Hoase. i Have your meals at Neahr's Boarding House. MeaJs: 25c and up. Sunday Dinner: 35c, MEAL HOURS Week days: Breakfast, 5 to 10. a. m., Dinner, 11:30 A.M. to 2 p:m., Supper, 5:o0 j to H P.M. ; You'll find your meals iust as you like them, and, if desired, j can have them cooked to order -Ul kinds of. Spanish dishes, if von like them. All home cooking". Come and try our fare. Mrs. D. L. Ncahr. : ; 1 Wanted: A pood hustler id evorv town N. sell, our pGrfect water filters,. retkiijiiff from si.so to j.on loo per street and Madison A cent profit to iiK3tis; exblusivo tQixi- ' tory. Sonoca Filter Do., Senfeca,"Mov'$nqilire at this OfllCC. 1 1 n J' s m PATROMiZE HOME INDUSTRY. to ess, IK Turns Out FrstC!ass Work ZST Leave orders at Shorey's, Southwestern News Companj trs 35N Colorail iiver (iNOOnPOBATKa) DEALEflS IN ALLKlNpS OF LUMBER 1 BUItDING li Builders' Hardware, Lime, Nephi Plnstsr. Glass, Etc,.tc . COB. TK5RD ST. AND MADISON AVENUE ALEX DURWARD PRESIDENT AND MANAGER YUMA, ARIZONA C I H. H DONKERSLEY i PIONEER yVERY ? . WSAIIM S v Uijht Livery of aH descriptions. Outfits for the Desert and Mountain, .zpress Wagon service.. Trucking p and Kauiing in ail their branches Livery, Phone 48. 4 Transfer, Phone 47 ' TOHNSON & ' (Incorporated) DEALERS CROCKERY, GLASSWARE . Napct Door ; Si IV Tf ABSTRACTS And Certificates of . TItSe The Only CompSe.e Sat of Abstract Books in Yuma .Cunty "OCUnED AN 13 DEFENDED. S?1" 1 liTmu4- ori'auto.-jrfXiKrtseareni.dlren'jMirt. J- lite nutlet, now Z3 ouiaui pateuw, iituio ni.ifvr, y, copj-rihta. etc, H ALL COUNTRIES. h, J;t.tIT:css dirrct n'llh Vf'cshlnlon sazej time. 9,- " j3 V.'rite or eomo to 03 at tw I M. FOR RENT A new fireproof store ' r0GS11 COmer Ol CCOnd Vp "V VY A 5 H I W GTOHi a-' Pf I ) ( , yon should always bear in mind it's not a final "GoocUbye," as we expect to sec you again. Yes, indeed; it's as certain as the shining sun that we'll see those again who buy our Cvavs aud tobacco. They're satisfied to the limit and bring thir friends, that they, too, may havo the benefit of our unusually good things Besides,, when other purchases are nec essary, here is. where they malc3 them. Stock was never highef grade than it is now. The Up to Date Groeers. i Palomori Avila, Prop'r. -7 Lumber Goipaei i G. H. ROCKWOOD TRANSFER CQiP) STREET IB to IPostoffice .4- passed liy Congress forhidtlin? railroad operators working more than nine hours a clay, lias created demand for about 30,000 moro telegraph operators than can now bo secured. Kollroad companies have cut rail road wires into telegraphy Departments of Practical Business Colleges. For lwoklot, "Why Iarn Telegraphy?' call or address Jno. F. Drauglion, Pres. at ES Paso, San Antanls, Dri'lasor Kansas Cily. I5tSIXES men snj- DliAUGHON'S is THE BEST. T II It E 13 months' liookkeeplng by DUAUGIION'S copyrighted nietliods equals SIX elsmvhere. 75 of the U. S. COURT RE PORTERS write the Shorthand Draughon , teaches. rite for prices on lessons m Short j hand, liookkeeping, I'enmanship, etc., BY I WA!L or AT COLLEGE. 30 Colleges in 17 States. I POSITIONS secnre&or MONEY" IJACK. Enter ny time- no vacation. cutalojrtto FREE, A Lesson in Intensive Farming by R H. Forbes, Director and Chemist of Agricultural Experiment Station University of Arizona, Jauuury 15, 1H07. Just west of Yuma, Arizona, In the alluvial flood-plain of the Colorado, lies a little farm of 7.2 acres which on May 1, 1905, was virgin bottomland, covered with salt.weed, arrow brush and e:voxole bushes.. Toe original purpose of tlie tract was for platitlns selected vtirietl'-s of date palms impovle'd by the V. S. Department of AkHouIhiiv fu)bi tht- Old World. The Experiment -'tuuou, STuy 2. bc Kn pieparina therrund, md on Mfty C.i the work of Ivel!int:. 1rd.'nitK .nd irriKtiti.itr the tract, and t.!ie planting; of 15- p.'tlms, was completed. Till: I'i.AK OS' wouic RecngnlzliiK, however, I haf a fanner with his livinpr to make meantime, cannot afford to wait for an orchard to come into bearing, it was planned to plant crops , for quick re turns between the tree-rows, thus puttiue the won: on a feasible basis from the small farm er's point of view- In order to economize ground the irrigating borders were so placed as to coincide with the rows ofpalms, thus utilizing space otherwise UKually wasted. The tract was divided by the borders into lands, for the most part one-half an acre In size. Irrigating water from the Colorado Valley P. & I. Canal was obtained in the cus tomary manner, and E. If Crane, himself a Yuma Valley farmer, undertook the care of what wa nicknamed our "play farm." In size, as well as in the intensive chsiracter of the wqrk planned, this "farm" is the op posite of the average holdings of this looality. The prevailing crops of the region are alfalfa, com, barley, and forages in general, compara tively little attention being given to vege tables and fruits. Withal, the cost, of levelling land in this region is high, rarely falling be low twenty dollaisan acre -at current prices for labor and teams. .Moreover, the cost, ex clusive of maintenance, of theGovernment irrigating system npw under construction will be about S3.f0 an acre annually for ten years. To meet, these and other heavy items of expense In connection with the establish ment of a farm in this region, intenslvo crops of a more remunerative character thau those now in vogue, arc essential." It was partly, therefore, as an object lesson bearing upon these llnanclal aspects of the general situa tion, that this cultural work was planned. KKCLAMATION OK THK ORClUXD. The soil of our tract, a warm, sandy Joani well adapted to gavdening operations, was levelled, ditched and bOidered at a contract price of 17.2o an acre, considerably less than the average for the locality, reckoning the labor of men and teams at current rales. In addition, barbed wire and posts for fencing costStJO-10; lumber Iol- headgatt-s cost. 339.57;' a drive well point and pipe, a pltcher-spout pump and a barrel, Si:!.l5: n small lumber iv.o-rooiu houce, Including five and one-half davs carpenter aire, $152.76; and a hnish-roof shelter for horses, about S5.U0. Only skilled labor employed in levelling, bordering and ditching the ground, and for part construc tion of tlie house, is included in the above estimates, as the common labor rcnuird or dinarily would be, and in' this easy wa, fur nished by the farmer himself. To bring this ground under cultivation and make it habitable for a hinall fanner and his family, as stated ab ive, therefore required a cash outlay of about S1WMW. In addition, in the average instance must be included a learn, wagon, plow, harrow, haying equip ment shovels hues and other small tools. citors .'i .MAliKK-ra. Thf crops selected for tli'f rir.ison of, UH!G weie Early Hum- potatoes, White Ilcrnmtfn onions. Koekyford cantaloupes, Dwarf Cham pion and Burpee's Quarter Century tomatoes, and alfalfa, besides a few hills of watermelons and sundry vegetables. Tlie produce was marketed in Yuma with the exception of tomatoes, which, for the largest part, were expressed to Tucson and Hisbee. The following statements lor the various crops are on the basis of net cash le turns to tlie small farmer, who with ar. aver age family of live and a team of horses is as sumed to do the work required, as explained below. Items necessitating cash outlay, as ?eed. Irrigating water, and crates are deducted from gross returns. Water costs an average of 5l cents for irrigation per acre for the crops grown. The yields in certain instances are lowt'.ue to the unimproved condition of the soil', which, like desert soils in geiivial, was low in nitrogen and organic matter. Some small salty areas also all'ected yields locally. White Bermuda onions; .17 acres; Seed planted Seht. 27-Oct. 3, 15)05. Young onions transplanted, Feb. 5-5), 19W. Crop matured about June 1. Yield,. '5910 pounds of dry on ions. Highest price received, 2'sc a pound: lowest -price' received, LSc a pound. Entire irop rnarKetcd in l uraa. Cash outlay, Seed S 2.8S 9 Irrigations in seed bed and 8 irrigations in held, about 3.50 Sacks and sundry, about 2.bU 3Ul(i pounds of onions at 2.5- l.Sa v-- Cash returns. S73.24 Net cash returns, not d ducting labor 873.21 5f7g.2i The amount of labor expended upon this crop Was large for the area, especially at tha transplanting time. One day's train work in preparing the hind and about 32 days, men's time, were required to bring it thromrh, al thoush the vork was not havy and could have beer, largely performed. boys. The yield was low owin to Uip desrrt. aud irhfer tillzed character ot the soil, onions requiring large amounts of organic matter in the soil to give good rpvii'S. Eat.y Eo-: 1 w.ioef.; ..Si aercs: Seed pota toes plant: ! Fob '.'l-li; ISO-'i- ileghraing to bloom Api.i 1 i. Crop all harvested Jtm-j 13. Yield, IWI'j rounds. Highest, price. .May 21, SHc BhIk f crop, 'J'ic. All marketed in Yuma. Cash , Cash outlay, returns 250 poun i s eed-potat oes an d freight on same 5 8.03 Irrigating water for sesbanla used as fertilizer 2.5)3 2 irrigations for crop. f Formaline for scab, includ ing express I.(W 2fil5 pounds of potatoes at 3,S-2Iic 57.1W! Net cash returns, not de ducting labor 57-15 S70.00 370.00 The amount of labor required for the crop Itself was about 15 working days, wl'.h team 1 M days. The sesbania used as green manur ing on the west half of the potato ground was given 17 irrigations. Bermuda grass, more over, flourished beneath the seshania to such an extent rts subsequently to require J days labor for cleaning up the .43acres so fertilized. Although the- lars'-r part of the crop came from the sesbania fertilized portion of the po tatoes, this method of enriching the soil proved very costly, 27 days mans time and S days team-work being required to put tlie ses hania under and afterwards get rid of the Bermuda grass. Nevertheless, the labor eng tailed could easily have been managed by a careful farmer, as the Bermuda digging was done in January when other work was Hot urgent. Tomatoes. Dwarf Champion and Burpee's Quarter Century; .52 acn-s: Seed planted in cold-frame, Feb-1. liKW. Transplanted to Held, March 12-15. First ripe uiniatoeH, June 10. Last of marketable crop, Sept. rt. Yield, tir.st class, I12S2 pounds; second' class, salable, 22T9 pounds; waste, most of which could have been canm-d, 1810 pounds. Total crop of 8301 vines, 1.VU1 pounds or4. pounds, gross, to the vine. Highest price received, 30 for a single pound on June 10. Bulk of flrst-clas crop'aold during .Inly in Tncson and Blsbee markets, nt Wi to -lVSc f. o. b. Yuma. Second class crop sold Ioeailv.dovn to 2c. Cash Cash outlay, returns. Seed j. v. S i.pr IS irrigations, ii acre 4.;;0 43S crates for shipments to Tucson and Btsbee O'J.50 13531 pounds of tomatoes af 30c to 2c SG24.C0 Net cash returns, not de ducting labor 551. KS $021.00 5021.00 Not inelndhig $11.00, failed to collect. Until the last of June this crop required but little labor. During the shipping season, however, four persons were employed out about half time in picking, packing and ship ing the crop. The on tire labor requirements for the crop were, men's time",S5 days; women and boys, 33 daysr and team 10 days, the heaviest demand upon labor being, during' Jnly ! tv' Jlm,iiv:ot nl V-wfjiyt'i! Cjvartei Century yielded about equally well, both be ing of the dwarf bushy sorts best adapted to this climate. Barnyard manure was used un der the double rows, otherwise' the ground was unfertilized save by the muddy irrigating water used. Roekyford cantaloupes; 1 acre: Seed planted March 7-5), 15HKJ. Cold, backward saason re sulting in thin stand equal to about three fourths of nn acre. Crop picked July 5 to Sept. 7. Yield 780 dozen, sold locally at from 85c to 15c a dozen. Cash Cash outlay, returns. 1 pound seed S 1 .00 16 irrigations 1 8.00 780 dozen cantaloupes at 55c to Inc Net cash returns, not de ducting labor SHt.60 li?5.(K) S14-1.K0 81M.60 The labor on this crop was light, but in this case time consuming, becauseof Inconvenient arrangements for marketing. There were em ployed on the cropUl days men's time; H days women and boys; and 2 days team, not other wise included. Tlie rop was fertilized with barnyaid man u in about three-fourths of the hills, and. as stated above, the stand was poor. The results c! thi acn are thtriforo conservative. Watermelons and sundry small items of produce were sold locally to the amount of 515-65 Seed and irrigating Water, about S 2.00 Lea.-ing a cash return of about. 13.65 815.(55 S15JJ5 Alfalfa; 1.70 acres: This was sown May 18 1905, yielding three cuttings of about five fori:--of clean hay the first season. During the sec ond season, covered by this Timely Hint, there were seven cuttings with a total of about 20 tops or hav. The only cash outlay was 822.-11 for irrlg; Mng water. The labor re quired was, man's lime, 14 days and team, nine days, which Is rather high labor require ment for this alfalfa on account of the small size of the field under consideration, and lim ited Use of machinery. This crop at S5 00 to SlO.OOa tn( loose, which has been the price this season, represents a cash return of not less lharr ?12n.oo for tlie crop; but this hay was used to feed the team employed on the place, proving to be more than sufficient for that purpose, since a stack of about three tons re mains nt the end of the season. The manure from this source, being free from Bermuda grass seed, was especla.ly valuable for fertil izing a part of the crops grown In the Probate Cout Of the founty of Yuma, Territory of Arizona. In the matter of the Estate of Harry F. 'Ncahr, deceased. Notice by Clerk of Day Wised for OeariDg- Return of Sale, of I leal Estate. Pursuant to an order of the Probate Court made on the 12th day of "Decem ber, 190S, notice is hereby given thut Alberto Impef-ial, administrator of the estate of Harry F. vNeahr, deceased, made to the said court and filed iu the offieo of the clerk thereof, on said day, a return f sale made by said adminis trator on the 12th day of December, 1U08, under a previous order of suid court, of the following real estate, and for the following named sums, to-wit: The south half of lot seven in block 118 in the Town of Yuma, Yuma county, Arizona, according to White's oflicial surve.i of suid town (formerly village) of Yuma, for the sum of $310. And, the north half'oflot seven in block US ir! the Town of Yuma, Yuma coun ty. Arizona, according to White's ofli ial survey of said town (formerly vil lage) of Yuma, for the sum of $17."; as will mote fully appear from said re turn f led as aforesaid, and to which reference is hereby made for further particulars. And notice is hereby farther given that Monday, the 28th day of Decern lierj plUOS, at four o'clock p. iu., at tlie court room of said court, at the court house in the Town of Yuma, county of Yuma, lias been Used, for hearing the said re turn, when and where any person inter ested in the said estate may appear and Hie written objections to thn confirma tion of the said sale, and may be heard, and may produce witnesses in support of such objections. Dated Yuma, Arizona, December 12, 1908. " v , Joseph H. Godfrey, Seal Cleek IW16 12 Notice of Assessment." AnottiS. Gold Mining and MilliugCom-v pttny, with it .priuci pal place of busi ness at room 42 Copp Building, No. 213 South Broadway, in the City of l.o Angeles, County of Los Angeles, State ii California. Notice is hereby given that at a meet ing of the Directors, held on the 11th day cf December, 1908, an assessment of oneeent ( Ic. ) per share was levied .upon the capital stock of the corpora tion, payable immediately to John W. Sbenfe, Secretary of said corporation, at the office of said corporation, Room 422 Copp Building. No. 218South Broad way, Los Angeles, California. Any stock upon which this assessment shall remain unpaid on the first day of February, 1909, will be delinquent and advertised for sale at public auction, and, unless payment is madn before, will be sold on the 2nd day of March, 1909, to pay the delinquent assessment, together vith costs of advertising and expenses of sale. Dated this 11th day of December, 1903. (Corporate Seal) JOHN W. SHENK, Secretary of the Auotia Gold Mining v. Milling Company, 422 Copp lluilding, 218 South Broadway, Los Angeles, California. DeelH to tl.or. f:iilirT.MI" rnwsmr.lf frptMv ' nooii-'Ker'rvni!rmntEtin,l:s. Wctako tbo i.ainp; yntf iTi'tthensults. l'.nyof die besr e;nipi,-l and niostexptrtwed grow ers in AniTtea. It la to trarndvantctaito sansiyyou. wo '.nil. 0? taio every- Write to D. !Y?, FEftRV a CO., Betrcif, Wish. It pays to advertise in the Sentinel, INAUGURATION DAY The Commissioners of the District of Columbia ha,ve recotn mended to Congress to change the inauguration day of the Pres ident and Vice-President from March the fourth to the last Thursday in April, the day on which Washington was inaugura ted. The serious illness and death of many of those who have at tended the inauguration on the fourth of March, including Sen ators and other eminent men as well as representatives of foreign countries, has called attention to the danger to all of the many thousands of persons from tlie severe weather peculiar to the fourth of March. The Governors of many states, as well as many representative men, have ap proved the proposition for a change of date, while the press of the country has almost uni versallycommented in favor of the change. MILLIONS FOR PEACE It costs Russia, France, .Aus tri, Italy, Germany and Great Britain one thousand millions of dollars a year to prepare for war, while professing that they want nothing but peace. They are mustering more men and casting more cannon, introducing improved arms and munitions of war. They are able, on short notice, to put more than thirty millions of men into the field. They are prepared to make the next war more fatal and cruel than any past war. We, protect ed on one side of the Pacific and on the other by the Atlantic moat, nevertheless are spending as much for our army as Ger many, the greatest military power of Europe. HAYTI ince it was discovered by Co lumbus, Hay ti' bus bee'one of the world's cauldrons of trouble. The Spaniards cruelly conquered the aboriginees. Then the buca neers more cruelly robbed and decimated the Spaniards. Then came the importation of human cattle from Africa with two cen turies of anarchy , and degener acy. The island has sometimes been an empire, it is impossible to indicate its political classifica tion. Matters could not be worse if the idle and criminal colored population of the TJniced States were shipped bodily to the Island. All the Requisites. Two young physicians were exchanging news for the first time since their graduation from the medical school, says the Youth's Companion. "I was surprised when I heard you'd settled at Beech Hill, "said one to the other, laughing.. "I've always heard it spoken of as such a healthy suburb, I won dered if you'd if you'd find any patients there." "My dear man," said his class mate earnestly, "it's a hoalthy suburb, but is also the strong hold of football every family has its automobile, and there never was such a place before for giving children's parties. I am doing splendidly, thank you.5 The ways and means commit tee of congress is proposing a higher duty on millinery as a means of making women support the home-made hat. As the waAs and moans committee is made up of married men, it is willful ignorance to presume that making imported hats more expensive will prevent women from buying them. Those who howl for a distribu tion of other people's money never distribute what they them selves get hold of. If JLtuther Burbank, the pomo logical wizard of California, will invent a wormless chestnut pos terity will bless him. The collection plate may get the nickels and dimes, but the devil getc the dollars. An Enigmatic Answer. A newspaper writer of New York was praising Mme.-.-Bern-hardt. L "She has a great deal of tact and finesse,'5 he said. . ''When, in an interview, you broach ;t subject she dislikes she doesn't) come right out and say. so, but she makes you such pU2ling, such enigmatic answers that, perforce, you shift to another' topic. "t once went to get a very in- r.iiniitn in1,prvirw vi r.h t.hn fmnn4 lady. I went to' ilnd out w'hat colors. she likexl best, what fbod she ate, what wines she drank,, what hours she slept, and all that sort of tiling. v '' "She talked freely enough till I came to the food question. That, it was plain, she regarded as too gross a subject for dis cussion. So, when I opened up with the query, 'And have you a good appetite, madam V she smiled strangely and answered: " 'I sometimes eat more than X do at other times, but ,neierj lo5G " Attack on Fafhersin-Lawl r Jerome K. Jerome at a bach elor's club dinner in New York, said of bachelorhood,' , . . . (,Nn dmihfc it, is the dread o the father-iu-law that keeps so many of you young men single. We hear a great deabof the hor rid mother-in-law, but the, moro horrid father-in-law artfully manages io keep in the back ground. He ought to bu drag ged out into the limelight of criticism. He ought to be ex posed. J,I think the concensus of "opinion is that the father-in-law is worse than the mother-in-law. It is because he is dreaded so much, maybe, that no one talks of him. nr j -i ii i 1- 4.1. "i actraireu me piucu it:us;iiu,y of a young- fellow-who spoke up to his sweetheart's father. This crusty old gentleman, when the youth asked for the young girl's hand, said with a sneer ; " You want to marry my daughter, do you? Let me tell you that youre not exactly the sort of man I would choose for a son-in-law.' "The youth nodded. " 'Well, to be frank he said 'yon are not j&he sort of man I'd choose for a father in-.law; ,but we needn't chum up, you knowT unless we want to.' " N- - . . Congress is working hard in order to accomplish as much ?.s possible before the holidays, and will probably adjourn on the2lt inst, for a holiday recess of ten days. Many members or tne lower house and senators will return to their near by homes, but since ihe anti-pass law-was enacted it has become morq fash ionable to remain in Washington during the holidays, and it may safely be assumed that the mem ber from Hawaii, as well as some members- on the Pacific coast and intermediate points, will remain at the national capital until - the-post-holiday work in congress is resumed. ThTs is Worth Reading. Leo P. Zelinski, of OS Gibson Street' Buffalo, N. Y.,xsays: "1 cured the raost snnoyintr cold sore I ever had, with Bucklen's Arnica Salve. . I applied this salve once a day for two days, wheu every trace of the sore was gone.27 Heals all sores. Sold under guarauteer at all drug stores. 2.1c. Congress is deeply offended that the president ever thought it necessary to use the secret service for the purpose of inves tigating congressmen. Is this righteous indignation, or plain fright? The average man feels that, na ture intended him for a better job than he got. A Dangerous Operation is the removal of the appendfx by a sur geon. No -one who takes Dr. King's New Life Pills is ever subjected to this frightful ordeal. They work so quietly you don't ,fel them. They cure con" stipation, headache, biliousness and malaria. - 25e at all drug store