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The Douglas Island News K?itrr?- 1 itt l>?>ut;U? I'oal Ottlo* h? S*coinl-CUf * Mull Millei ri.'HUSUKD KVKUV FRIDAY K. J. WHITE: .... lidltor and Proprietor Subsrrli ti??n Price. $ 3.00 per Year In Advance OYKIM'UOIHVTIOX CAt'SES BLOCK ADES There is something creditable to the I nitcd States in the j;reat traffic blockade wliieh has hampered the transportation of war supplies lately and that is the facf that Ameriean mannfaeturers have turned out war supplies faster than they eould he han dled l)\ the transportation companies, and this applies to those operating both on land' and sea, although it is the latter in wliieh the carrying facilities an? most lacking. VII o\ ? r the l mtcU Mates mt* mono "Speed l*p" has been adopted by tin* man* ufacturcrs and so strictly has tin* motto been adhered to that the output of these factories, even where ears have been avail-! able tor its transportation to seajwrts, has Ik'cii so 'jreat that millions of tons of it now, lie in the country's ports awaiting trans portation to its destination in Europe. It is this condition which has switched! the four-minute speakers throughout Am erica Irom other important but less urgent ! measures to the crying need of more ships for earn ing supplies of all kinds to our al lies ! u the war zone. Ship builders arc more needed in the Tinted States today than tradesmen of any other class regard l< ? ui the fact that new shipyards by the M't.rc have been opened up and placed in operation within the past few months. In round numbers seventy-four new ship yards have started in this country recently and the capacities of many formerly in ex is; encc have been materially increased. I Snt as it takes longer to build ships to carry war supplies than is required for the man ufacture of tin- supplies, the rcsuit is traf fic congestion to the extent that it is hc eoming very serious and is serving to pr?> loiig the war. Hut American resourcefulness and in uemiin will solve ? is now solving ? the transportation problem and present con ditions are being rapidly straightened out with the result that before many weeks the full output of the American war muni tions factories, running at their full capac ity will be speeded on their way from Am erican ports as soon as they are delivered there from the factories. Tin* mobilization problem, ten time? renter than America ever before attempt ed, has been and is being handled with a dispatch that is the wonder of the world Her food problem, feeding over one hun dred million of her own people and ncarh ns many more in Europe, is one of the most gigantic ever undertaken, but it will be successful and, being successful, it will win the war for the allies. There is nothing too big for Americans to undertake and, a problem once under taken bv them, is as good as solved. Some people, ell i As a matter ?>f principle we have never favored muzzling the press, but the fact remains that many American papers just now should not only be muzzled, but they should be burked and gagged. More abso lute "rot" is being published these days than ever before in the history of the coun try? sensational, hair-raising twaddle for wliieh there is no foundation whatever and which the publishers themselves do not 1k lieve. Such headlines as "The War Is Ijost Unless We Feed the Allies," and t4The Whole World Will Be Starving Within Two Years,'' "America Is Falling Down in Kquippiug Her Army" and kindred start ling statements are wholly out of place at the present time. If Americans read such statments in German papers they would immediately say the Germans were becom ing panicky and that the end of the war was in sight. What effect do such state ments in American papers produce on the Germans.' They very naturally conclude that America is panicky without even crossing the threshold of the war zone. Vet America is not panicky. The only thing wrong with us is that we must be sen sational and we are not particular as to how we spring sensation. The lie view acknowledges a confiden tial communication from Uncle Sam re questing this widely read journal not to print anything that would be likely to ac quaint the Kaiser with the progress of the Aiueriean war plans. We thoroughly ap prove of this poliey and we have advised our correspondents in London, Paris, New York and Washington, also at Bueua, Alc Kiulcy, liar rah and Orelmrdville not to send us a line that might in any way be helpful to the hated tyrant. However, we think tju> government ought not to confine the censorship to the big publications. The little fellows, like the Saturday Evening Post and the Review of Reviews, which are constantly publishing the most interesting news about our coming air fleet that is to knock the spots out of the Germans, ought to be warned. Who can tell when some pro-Ocrman will get hold of one of these publications and slip it through to Berlin 1 We arc holding the lid down as tightly as possible, but some of these small fry ought to be muzzled, lest per chance the beans be spilled in spite of our efforts. ? Toppenish (Wash.) Review. It has been reported that some business men were inclined to rebel and one has gone so far as to refuse to comply with i he local foo<l administrator's request. Of course it is a man's privilege not to comply with a request or a law, but nobody shall bear the consequences but himself. When a man disobeys a law. he is punished. In these troublesome days, a request made by the proper authority to do a certain act, provided there is no discrimination, is a law and disregard of that request is punishable. If. after an investigation of such a report, a delinquency is apparent, the Territorial < 'ouncil of Defense should make an example that others may beware; and there should be 110 ? *111011 key business" either. ? Ketch ikan Miner. Shipbuilders are very properly desig nated now as "The Men of the Hour" and they certainly are. Just now ships are more badly needed than anything else and until they are provided there is little use to go ahead with the manufacture of waV munitions, for of what Use are such prod nets it' they are not delivered when needed t ?lust now, to say nothing of a patriotic duty, shipbuilders can make excellent wages at their trade. It has been less than one year since the average American father would have ex perience a shudder of hopelessness had he seen his son engaged at knitting. Now he thinks it is all right and, better still, the hoy thinks it is all right. Let him go to it. He is doing his hit and little things all count at the present time. Food Administrator Hoover practically covers the whole ground in what he terms his Victory Recipe, which is: "Go hack to the simple life. Be contented with sim ple food, simple pleasures, simple clothes. Work hard, pray hard, play hard. Work, cat, recreate and sleep. Do it all courage ously." By the end of the present year America will have two million men in France and by another year that number can be increased to tive million. Let lis hop? that next year's delegation will not be needed in France. But there is some satisfaction in knowing that we have the men if.^hey are needed. We will leave it. toflie men themselves if there is one in a ijfizen that is able to properly and intelligently fill out the In ternal Revenue blanks now being distrib uted by the government. Simplicity ap pears to be an unknown word in the na tional blank factory. Beware of the man or woman who re fuses to sign a food card or hold a member ship in the Red Cross. The poorest per son living can sign a food card, for if he has nothing to conserve, the pledge will not be broken. Dr. Barton, a returned American mis sionary, says the hold Germany has 011 the Turks is weakening. No wonder. If the Turks are as "strong" as it is claimed they are, almost any hold on one of them would soon weaken. If it leaks out that the documents and hereditaments pertaining to marriage cost three dollars less at Douglas than else where in this part- of the Territory, the name of our town may be changed to Gret na Green. THE VACANT RANKS On the road from Tlppornry There's a place thut's vncunt Htlll. There's a rifle laying silent. There's a uniform to All. True, at homo they'll hate to lose you, I)ut the marrh will soon begin, On the road from Tlpporary, With tho Army to liorliu. In tho Morrla chairs of Clubland, Aro you thero content to stay While the others guard your honor? While tho Germans boast "The I)ay?" For your King and Country need you. And wo want to count you in, On tho road from Tlpporary, With the Army to Herlln. Have you seen tho lonolv nroanes: noya who'll never more come homo? Will you Idle while they're calling? For they're calling, calling, calling. And they want to hear you uing, On tho road from Tlpporary, With the Army to Uorlln. When from Monn they fought each footstep. When their lips with puin were ' dumb, 'Twns the hope which held the ? trenches Never doubting you would come Through the frozen hell of winter, 'Midst the shrapnel racking din. They have waited never fearing You would join them to Derlln. On tho road from Tlpperary, There's a crimson dobt to pay, There's a land of awful darkness, ? I'atlent faccs, tired and grey. Sobbing women, ruined girlhood Strew the trail of Cultured sin; Can't you hear tho voice for von geanco On tho road from Tlpperary, Won't you Join us to Berlin? Sleep the boys whose day Is done. Don't you hear tho voices calling To complete their work begun? There arc ghostly figures beck'nlng, Thore arc victories yet to win. On tho road from Tlpperary, With tho Army to Ilcrlln. On tho road from Tlpperary. When tho boys como homo at last. Won't you wish that you had list ened Ero Old England's call has passed? But the gato of manhood's open. You. your part, can still begin. On the road from Tlpperary. With tho Army to Derlln. ? Go. Itlackstonc Field, Corporal 1st Field Co., C&nndlan Engineers. KAISER BILL ("Nlmmor Wlcder") Never ARain Ach Hlmmcl! Vy did I done it. Ills war vuh mine death knell; Kfen der enrth'H arum don't know mo Ven I lnndt in dls blacc hell. I thoiiRht that me tint Gott, Could ofcr-run der earth; Hut Gott Rot soro ? hacked out on me Now, I roast on der dcffll's hearth. For vy, Hlndy, did vc did It. Unt kill all Germany'R best men; For Anally ve all Rot licked, Py "Hal*" of I dlnna ken. Unt dot odder feller "PershlnR" From der landt across der sea, Vas sure some wlcke<I scrapper ? He took several Root pokes at mo. Der vorld vas rlRhtd. I vas wroiiR, Prute foree vas not much Root; It vorked alrlRht ? til Undo Sam Sent an army vol could shoot. If It vasu't vor der Americans, Ve could have licked them all; Uut llckltiR der Americans Vas like punchltiR vun stone vail. Dey strafed us, unt dey strafed us. In new rays efery day; Until mine men ? ven dey com menced to shoot, RlRht aray kneeled down to prny. Put Gott was busy some odder hlaco, Neln ? he vouldn't efen listen to me; He vas thlnkliiR uff der Innocent tlms I hadt sunk mltln der sea. Ve tried to sink down all der ship.*, Vot floats upon der vater; Uut mostly all vo Rot vas ? Innocent vimmons unt chlldcr. i>or Allies sunk mino suhmaroons, Unt burnt us till ve smoke ? Vor vy, "Tlrpy," did ve done it ? To Anally Ret licked, unt broke. Donncrvcttcr, but dls blacc Iss hot. 1 haf to Jump unt yell; nut I haf blenty ufT company, In dls blaco they call "Hell." Dor Iss mine olt frlent "Mackensen" Vot svecpcd der east front clear, Unt "LudendorfT" py der Crown Prlncc, Who mino people used to cheer. ? I tried to Ret in Heffen, but ? Doro vas not room for me, Too many chlldcr said, no, no, Vot I had murdered in der sen. Mine own peoples - threw rocks at me, Unt drofo me from der Rate; Ach, Gott! Vy didn't I think uff dls, Pefore It vas too late? LUCK Arc you superstitious?" "I bellvo some men arc luckier than others. Dut I never In my life met one who would own up that ho was lucky. So what's the differ one??" Subscribe for the Douglas Island News. No. 1709-A SUMMONS In tho District Court* for tho Terri tory of Aiuska, Division No. Olio, at Juneau. ANNIK GBIlItlTZBN. Plaintiff, VS. JOSKPTH GKRUITZKN, Defendant. To Joseph Gcrrttzen, Defendant, Greeting: III lii<> name of tho United Statin (if America, you are hereby com manded to be and appear In tlio above-entitled court, holdeu at Ju neau In wild Division and District mil nnnwer tho comp ;?lnt tiled igninst you In the above-entitled ac tion, within thirty dnys from tho Kith day of March, 1 !?1 8 . und If you fail to ho appear and answer, for want thereof, the plaintiff will ap ply to the court for tho relief de manded In tho complaint herein, to wit: divorce, alimony, Ruit money, uid Hole cuHtody of Walter and Itay mond Gcrrltxen, the minor children if plaintiff and defendant. The or ler directing tho Hcrvlce of thin uimmons to be made by publication is dated January 29th. 1018. In witness whereof I have here unto set my hand and affixed the teal of the above named court, at luncau, Alaska, thin 29th day of January, 1918. (Seal) J. W. BELL, Clerk. By JOHN T. KKBD, Deputy. Firat publication. Feb. 1, 1918. l?ast publication March 16, 1918. JOHN itUSTOAIlD, Attorney fur Plaintiff. Notice of Appointment of Executor and to Creditors In tho United States Conitr. 'sslonor's Court for Douglas island Pre cinct, Territory of Alaska, Dlv. Number One. In the matter of the estute of Wil liam C. Boyd, deceased. Notice is hereby Riven by the un ?lorslgned, Wm. Stubhlns. that on the 12th day of January, 1918, ho waa appointed executor of tho es tate of Wlllium C. Boyd, deceased, by the aboro-cntltlcd Court; and further notice Is hereby Riven to the creditors of. and ull persons hav ing claims against the estate of said deceased, to prevent them, with the proper vouchers, to said executor within six mouths from the date of the first publication hereof, at Wm. Ktuhbius' store, oil Front Street, in tho City of Douglas, In said precinct. Dated this 12th day of January, 11' IS. (Seal) WM. 8TUBBIN8, Kxcciitor of tho Kstute of Willlum C. Boyd, deceased. First publication, Jan. 18, 1918. Lust publication, Feb. 16, 1918. 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