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White Pine News. BUY, NEVADA. Sou Storm.. Tim connection between the aurora, luu spots ami magnetic disturbances haa never been explained, but many Observations have shown that It def initely exists. The outbreak of a cy clonic Btorm on the sun with the for mation of spots Is Immediately regis tered In c-. ,-ry magnetic observatory an the earth. Sometimes the disturb ance of terrestrial conditions la very marked. For example, on Feb 13. 1892, a (rent spot, accompanied by enormoua cyclonic disturbances, burst forth ou the sun's surface. That night a mag nificent aurora was visible all over the northern half of the t.'ulted States and in many parts of Europe. Telegraph lug w as carried on between New York end Albany without batteries.so strong were the earth currents. The tele graph system of Sweden was com pletely paralyzed, and In Russia much difficulty was experienced with the tel egraph lines. At the Kew observatory ID England the magnetic needle swung two degrees out of Its normal position. All this has furnished physicists and astronomers a fruitful field for study, tud a vast mass of observations has been accumulated, but so far no satis factory explanation of the mysterious bond of sympathy lietween solar and terrestrial Influences has been forth coming. nor does any one yet know the true nature of the nurora. Doesn't Waste Words Now. "My husband.” said the lady wh# tombed her Imlr straight back from ber brotv, "used to waste words s good deal, but lie lias gradually outgrown the habit since be and I hare known each other." "And how lias this happened?" the ather woman asked. "It lias Just bet'ii a sort of natural development evolution, you might per haps call It. The first letter if? ever wrote to me was shortly after we had become acquainted and before there was really anything like an under standing lie! ween us. This Is the way be signed It: "Tour., ror Spur Mitt Wr»ton, mst .tncerrli Joss Hamilton Eanton "There, you see. were ten words — enough for n telegram—Just to bring a commonplace friendly letter to an end. But after we became engaged his first letter to me was signed In this way: •■Yourr. mr darling, affecliongtrlj. Join. "That, you will observe, was a re dnctlou of .Vi i>er cent from Ills conclu sion as a mere friend. The first letter he ever wrote to ine after we were married was signed: "Tour., Joss" She stopped for a moment and sighed and then continued: “We have lieen married 17 years now. Yesterday I received a letter from him. Here Is the way It was signed: "J.”—Chicago Ttmcs-Herald. Thr Belief Is Charms. A belief In charms has existed In all ages and has been shared by all peo ples. It Is a natural result of supersti tion. The phylacteries worn by Mo hammedan and JewlBh women on the forehead form but one phase of this universal belief. Faith, however, Is deemed essential aDd Is true of all tal lamans that are copied from old pat terns and not constructed according to the rules of the cabalistic art. Talismans to be efficacious must be constructed when the planets are Id benefic configuration. It Is then that the magic geometrical words and fig ures Inscribed thereon are more potent In their results for good. The date of birth of the person for whom the talis man Is made must also be considered, so that bis particular lucky star Is tak en Into consideration. Many great men were believers In talismans and wore them constantly. Napoleon especially was very supersti tious and carried on his person a cbarm given to him by an Egyptian priest, which be regarded as being responsl ble for bis great success In battle. Tile Rothschild family. It Is said, also bas a talisman, which Is an heirloom. It Is In the shape of a snuffbox and Is said to have brought the family the great wealth for which It Is celebrated.—New York Herald. Settled Oat of Coort. A barrister riding his bicycle on a path was caught by a policeman. The gentleman at once came off the path and tried to reason with the policeman. “You aren't really going to run me In for this?" he asked. “Yes, sir. I can’t help It.” "Well, come In here (a public bouse close by), and we will talk about It.” The policeman followed the gentle man, who ordered two glasses of beer, une for himself, the other for the po liceman, both of which were finished before he again remarked: “Surely you are not really going to make a fuss about this?” “I must, sir. It's my business.” “Ah! Then at the same time It will be my business to report you for drink Ing beer while on duty.” The policeman's expression sudden ly changed. "You're a lawyer, I suppose, sirT’ “Yes.” “And a sharp one, too,” be said as be went out and left the gentleman to continue hla ride.—London Answers. Pussted. A Bangor shipmaster wrote home to the vessel’s owner telling of the condi tion of the freight market where be was—out In the Windward islands. Business was dull, and the vessel had been In the same port for some time, nud the captain wrote, "We are In ntatu quo.” The owner for the next -week was engaged In searching the at las of the West Indies trying to find out. as be put It, “where In thunder this 'ere statu quo Is!” One Thins Needful. Irate Father (of pretty girl)—What! Is It possible you are here again after the treatment you received last night! Young Man—Yes, sir. When you kicked me down stairs and set the dog on me. the animal tore a large piece from my trousers. Irate Father—Well, Isn’t thatenough? Wbut more do you want? Young Man—If It Isn’t too much trouble, sir, I would Ilk# that piece of cloth —Cblcagv Nsws. THI OAPITAL OP OHINA. Described Alllteratival? as (be Plar of “Dust. Dirt and Disdain* Pekin lends Itself to nickname oni alliteration. Au English minister <l« scribed It as tbe piece of "dirt, dual and disdain." Others have found II like Lord Amherst, a city of dcspslt Henry Norman says that the two mo oienta when one appreciates it are thi llrst sight of Its frowning gates and thi last Whatever It la or Is uot to thi j“men of long views,” It must alway ihe one of the nerve centers of btiuiai Interest and international relations During the dynasty of those Mings Iwhose name was the warcry of thi Talplugs, and Is to-day in the mouth: of many of the secret societies tbs , form tbe great difficulty of Chinese rule and management, It wns a city of bu second-rate Importance. Their attention waa given to the em belllahment of tbe now half-wastet ! city of Nankin, often called "the ua tlonal capital.” but Pekin has been tht Imperial capital since the Ta-Tslugi seized tbe throne, and those who art uuallfled to speak are of opinion Mini any notion of degrading It from its pride of place, to ault the convenient of European diplomacy. Is foredoomed to failure. It Is not only the capital of the Mancbua, It Is the capital of the mandarins. The official word Is of the Pekinese stamp, and the Pekinese is the official language, the tougtie of the graduate and educated tnau. To the fear It has a pleasanter and softer sound Ebon the rough dialects of the prov Incea, and It has beeu developed and ^molded to the elaborate and ornate phrases of polite society. The "sh" la Lften heard Instead of hnrder and more (incouth conjunctions.--London Tele graph. A literary autobiography of William Dean Howell*, bearing the title of "My Acquaintance Among Author* A Peraonal Retroapect of America u Lit. eraturo,” li to be run a* it aerial before being brought out in book form. Elizabeth Itobblns, the American actress who gained a reputation In England as an Interpreter of characters Id Ibaen's plays, and whose first novel, 'The Open Question," excited consld erable comment last year, will publish her eecond work of fiction In the au tumn. Maurice Hewlett, whose "Forest Lovers" Is now two years old, and who has In the Interval produced no sus tained romance, Is well on hie way ta complete a new book, of which the title Is already announced, "Richnrd Yea and Nay." This imperious Rich ard Is Richard Coeur de Llou, of whom Mcott, to name one only, has made such tine use In romance. "Miss Johnston typewrites her own stories,” writes Annie Kendrick Walk er In the New York Times Balurdny Review after an Interview with Miss Mary Johnston, the author of "To Have and To Hold," which Is now paat Its 200th thousand. "She spent last summer ut a fashionable resort In the Alleghenies, and the click of her typewriter weg frequently heard far Into the aummer'g night, as she was at work on the concluding chapters of "To Have and to Hold,’ then ruunlug aerially In the Atlantic Monthly." Everybody knows tbe tragic tale ot tbe burning of tbe manuscript of Car lyle’s “French Revolution” by Johu Mill's housemaid. Carlyle, who took so tragically tbe crowlog of cocks and other minor distractions of life, bore this supreme trial with tbe heroism he worshiped in others. It Is indeed hard to say whether for Mill or for Cnrlyle the trial were the more severe. Mill looked so scared wheu he came to break tbe news of the catastrophe that at the sight of bla face Mrs. Carlyle was frightened. Cunulnghame lira ham has now been through tills tlcry ordeal. The manuscript of "Thirteen Stories” he had written perished In the Ballantyne Are In the winter. Like Carlyle, undaunted, he set to work to rewrite them, and the book will he the next published product of his uncon ventlonal (his too self-consciously uu conventional) pen. Impertinence Justly Resented. "1 would like," she said, moving shy ly up to the counter, "to get some col lars for my husband." “Yes, ma’am,” anawered the affable clerk; “what number, please?” Then she flared up and replied: "Sir! The church I belong to doesn'1 recognize divorces, and we have onlt lived In Chicago alx months, anyway.' —Chicago Times-Herald. Sand Sprinklers. The New York department of high ways has purchased four new sand sprinkling carts, which are to t>e used on the driveways of tbe park and or asphalted streets. They will sprinkle a fine layer of sand on the driveways tc make rough places smooth, and by the same proeess It Is thought that sllpperj asphalt pavements can bo made safei when covered with lee or rain. Jewish Court In England. There Is a Jewish court In Great Brit aln known as Beth Din, which Is pre sided over by the Very Rev. Dr. Adler chief rabbi of England. Its decision! Bre not of course legally binding, but all who come before the court art asked to sign a form accepting the de clslon as Anal. Military Victims of Alcoholism. The Russian government has contrlh tiled a handsome sum of money towari the erection of a hospital for soldleri In the army who have become vlctlmi of alcoholism. When you see a woman start out o: her bouse after dark In a stealthy fasb Ion, wlUi a bag In her arms, It mean she Is on her way to drop kittens lnb some yard. Nearly every man tries to toll Iris] •tones; only on# la n thousand can tel them walL qj. .. ... Suppose we sMite. t ■ -- t HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS FROM THE COMIC PAPERS. Pleasant Incident* Occurring ll** World Orer- SajriuB* that Are Ihcer tut to Old or Voung-Kuun) Kelei tiona tliRt Everybody W 111 Enjoy. “Kind lady.” he inquired as he la apected the stuff of a great dally Jour nal, “what Is your work iu this Journal istic establishment?” “I write the ‘Reveries of a Bachelor,’ kind sir.” she replied sweetly. Woman. “Billy never tells a funny story when his wife is around.” “Does she contradict him?” “No; but If he doesn’t beffln the story correctly In every minute jMirtlcular •he takes It away from him, tells It accurately in small details und leaves out the point.” Accommodating. Tramp—Madam, won't you plena® give me an ole pair of yer husband * ■hoes? Madam—What size do you wear? Tramp—Anything from four up Compelled to Show Off. "Mrs. Bliinmerton. next door. Is hav ing her parlors and halls papered." "Good: now she'll have to give a re ceptlon or a luncheon or a tea." Needed a Light. “What did the census man ask you. Larkin?" said Bunting. “He asked me If I had a match almut my clothes.” A Iteathleaa Blossom Needed. Holly—That perpetuated palm makes me think Polly—Makes yon think of what? Dolly—Wouldn't It l>e a lovely thing If they would make |«*n>etua ted orange blossoms ? An Error Corrected. Clara iwlth thoughts of an empty pew)—You weren’t out Sunday, were you, Fred? Fred (Impulsively)—Yes. 1 was—three times—struck out twice and tiled out to Casey at third.—Boston Courier. Always the Way. ‘Indeed, I never say anything to my wife about the discomforts of house cleaning." “Why not?" “If I do she gets sorry for herself, quits and goes to lied." Indlsnapolls Journal. The Canal Cry. “Are you going to spend the summer In town, Hllklns?" "I exjiect to. My wife will do all the spending out of town that I can af ford.”—Philadelphia Bulletin. May la Time. She—They've got a new girl at HI rain's. He—Is that so? Can she cook any better than the last one they had? She—Well, hardly. This one Is only aliout 24 hours old. -Philadelphia Rec ord. Love-Making in Boer Hhine. '•Where are you trekking, my pretty maid ?" “To yonder kopje, sir.” elie said. "Could I go with you, my pretty maid?*' "You could if you veldt tlmi *ay," she said. —New York Journal. Merely a Hint. He (as the dock atrlkes 12»—'This la the hour that graveyards yawn. She—Well, they have my sympathy. Concerning the Bummer Girl. Jack—Well, whatever the rammer flrl may be, there la one thing ahe Is not. W1U—What’s that? Jack—She la not contagious? Will—How do yon mean? Jig k—You can’t catch her. Hie Guess at It. “What doea It mean. Tommy," the f)nnday school teacher asked, "where t aaya 'they rent their clothes?’ ” •T suppoae they couldn't afford to buy 1 them.” replied Tommy. The Neat Question, "Excuse me, sir,” said the census wummtor, briskly, after the name and age had been duly recorded, "but what la yonr occupation?" "I am a poet." "But wbat do you do for a livingr What It Wu. Teacher (after some explanation)— Now, children, what la an epidemic? Bright Scholar—It's where everybody gata sick and we don’t have to go to •cbool for ever ao long. i Noteworthy. OttJ Editor—How did that deaf and dumb wedding come off? ‘ Reporter—Very quietly.—PhUadel 1 gUa North American. I Quit* PMitfri "That fcirl accept* rtnat fr»m men sbr doeib't know.'' "IIow can she?'* "Has to. Site's a telephone girl I'liiladclpbl* Bullet I u Her Instrument* *'I>oh Mist Giddy play?” asked Prof. Dalsegno of Mr. Hunker. 1 -Oh. yen. She’s playing young <’«1 lowhlil now.”-Detroit Free Press. Hurd and Soft. She .She has a soft s[H>t !u her heart. 1 if you can only And it. lie—Perhaps, but I fear I’d And It i hard to And It.—Philadelphia Press. Her Little Joke. He—Her beauty quite Intoxicate, uie. She—Perhaps It's her .tulles the Knew Her Sex. He—I’ve just been dancing with Mist sharp. She was talking about you She (Indignantly) Was she? The nasty, spiteful thing!—Judy Numerous Time*. Little Mike (nurelng Ills aching Jawi —Feyther, did yea Iver bov a toot' pulled? MeLubberty leueouraglngly)—Hun dreds av 'em, me b'y; hundreds av 'em. —Judge. For Resumption. Tramp—Gimme a dime, mister? Philanthropist (suspiciously)—You've l**en drinking, haven’t you? Tramp tmeekly)—Yes, sir. and I’m broke. I want the dime to resume bus iness with at the old stand.— Dotroit Free Press. It Touched Her. Excited lady (at the telephone!—I want my husband, please, at once. Voice i from the exchange)—Number, please? Excited l*ady (snappishly)—Only tho fourth, you Impudent rhlng.—'Tld-Bits. Getting Even. "Please piny something more, profes sor." • With pleasure. But It Is 11 o’clock. What will tiie (>eople In the next Aal think r "Oh. don’t consider them. They poi soned our dog yesterday." Rich. “They say Jones la making all kind* of money in Nome now." "How’s that?" "In the day time he stakes his claim and In the evening he claims his stakes." A Uaaon from South Africa* "To nutmanenver the enemy mean* what, ma?" •To outnumber them, my boy." Any l.angnase ' <>azzuin—What! You are going to the Paris exposition alone? Why, you can’t speak a word of French! Singletree—No; but I can spend money. The Price of Envy. Mamma—Why don’t you eat your ap ple. Tommy? Tommy—I am waiting till Jimmy Post come*. It wouldn't taste half as good If there was nobody to see me eat It. And Temper, "Do you tthlnk, professor, that bumps on a man's head Indicate anything aa to his character?" "As to Ills wife’s character, 1 should say.” The German Idea. "in America, am told, they have buildings twenty stories high.” “What bliss to lean out of the win dow anil smoke s pipe fifteen stories long." No Advantage. Young Bride (ecstatically)—I can nev er lieglu to tell you all the exquisite de lights of married life. Now. every night, after dinner, my husband sings to me. Old Maid-My teakettle does the same thing. Hts Prospects Good. "Do you think he can support you In good style after you are married, dear? I hear he Is worth nothing." "1 know Harold lan’t rich, mamma, but he has hts life Insured for $20,000, and I could get along quite comforta bly on that.”—Chicago Tribune. tin progressive. Kasaock—llev. Stiggers has lost the chance of lielng a very famous man. Knaver—Iu what way? "He resigned the pastorate Instaed of undergoing a trial for heresy."— 1 Life. Extra. Here, waiter, why are you charging j me $3 for this pigeon?" "It was no ordinary pigeou, sir." "What?" "It had been taiued, sir." Women's Canoe In Japan. Obviously the Japanese do not agree with Tennyson that “the woman’s cause 1 Is man’s,” for the Tokyo correspondent of the Nagasaki Press announces that there will appear shortly a weekly pa per entitled the Fujo Bhlmbun (wom an's paper), under the auspices of well known men and women. The prospectus Just Issued says that the paper will be devoted to tbs promo tion of Interests affecting the fair sex In Japan, and will also conduct war fare against social abuses, to which no quarter will be given. Editor, report ers and other members of the staff will consist of women. Probability as to “Papa’s” Return. “Is your father going to be back soon?" asked the stranger. "I dunno," answered the small boy In leather clothes who stood at the door of a Crimson Oulch dwelling. "Pap has a purty good hose, but ao has some of the folks on the vigilance committee. I reckon Pd Agger on pap’s gettln’ horns m about twenty minutes, or never."— ‘ Washington I tar. Tb» director of the Paris Observe tory states that the map of llie heavens on which wovk h*s been progressing for nearly ten years Is nearly com Sided. It will show nearly thirty mill ion stars dowu to the fourteenth mag blturie. , Krauk SI. Chapman. In speaking of Ihe migration of birds, says ihe bird* f’hlcb do not fear attack may migrate oldly In the daytime, but the timid jlrds of the forest wait until dark, then mount bigh In the air, aud I'.y In large numbers, keeping in touch with their fellows by constant calling. The Pacific Submarine Telegraph Survey, aboard the steamihip Nero, has taken two ds**p«i’ easts and regis tered the two -larpest temperatures over recorded. The depths are 5,ld0 and 5,2011 fathoms, a.-.d the tempera tures are 80.9 degrees at 5,070 fu thorns and thirty-six degrees at 5'01 fathoms. Th« new double telescope of the Pots dam Observatory w«s recently dedi cated. It consists of two very large telescopes arrauged side by side ou one mounting. The larger, of 82 inches aperture and 89.4 feet focal length. Is for photographic use; the other, of 20 , Inches aperture and 41.2 feet focal length. Is for visual observations. The primary object of this telescope is to measure, with all possible accuracy, the velocity of stars that arc approach ing or receding from the earth. The California Miners' Association has recently published a treatise on the mineral wealth of that State which brings out some facts that are uot gen erally known. Gold, of course, holds the lead, but It will probably surprise pany to learn that the value of the quicksilver annually produced in Cali fornia is 50 per cent, greater than the lvalue of the silver found there, and that even the petroleum output of the State exceeds the sliver production In value. Copper and borax rank among the important minerals of California. The filtration of the water supply of cities by means of sand filter-beds, or mechanical contrivances, has rapidly advanced in this country during Ihe past ten years; but It Is far more gen eral In Great Britain than here. Allen Hazen, an authority on sanitary engi neering, avers that the fact is fully es tabllshed that the death-rate from ty phoid fever Is materially lowered by the filtration of the water-supply. In Great Britain, cities containing an ag ^regale population of more than 10,. 000,000 people use a sand-filtered water-supply, and the result, it Is plalmed, is shown in London's freedom from typhoid. In this country only one-tenth of the towns and cities have filtered water. The discovery of the part played by infected rats In the dissemination of .he bubonic plague 1ms led to u new nterpretatlon of a passage In the l-'irst Book of Samuel, describing a fatal sickness which affected the Philistines after they carried off the Hebrew Ark pf the Covenant. Mice are mentioned m connection with the epidemic, aud (his fact, together with the descrip tion of the effects of the disease, leads Doctors Tldswell and Dick of Ihe Itoy al Society of New South Wales to the conclusion that the epidemic described In Samuel was an outbreak of the bu bonic plague. This carries the history pf that disease 800 years farther back than it bad previously been recorded. GENESIS OF GLASS WINDOWS. They Were Not Used in Dwellings Till Long After Tbelr Discovery. The method of preparing glass was known long before It was thought of making windows of It. Klch people >u Home had their windows, or the open ing of tbelr baths, filled with mica or transparent stone. It Is supposed that glass was used for svludows durlug the reign of Titus, fragments of glass plate having been found at Pompeii, which was destroyed In Ills reign, hut the first certain mention of this use of glass is fouud In writings of the third century. St. Jerome also sneaks of It as used A. I). 4--. Benedict Btscop Introduced glass windows In Britain A. D. 074, though they may have previously beeu ; brought In by the Homans. The oldest glass windows at pres ent existing are of the twelfth century and are In the church of St. Denis. I They appear to have beeu preserved as part of the old church, which was ; erected before the year 1140 by the Ab bot Huger, a favorite of Louis le tiros. Huger hnd sapphires pounded up and mixed with the glass to give It a blue tint. A writer of the period accounted it one of the most striking Instances of splendor which he uiet In Vienna In 1458 that most of the houses hail glass windows. Another authority, Fellblen, says that In his time (1000) round glass discs were set In the windows of Italy, and we find that In France there were glass windows In all the churches In the sixteenth century, though there were few In dwelling houses. The manufacture of window glnss In Kng land was begun In Crutched Friars, Iiondon, early In the sixteenth cen tury. THE SOUTH'S SMALL FEET. Shorter Tlua Northern Feet and with More Aristocratic Insteps. "There Is uo doubt a marked differ ence,” said the manufacturer to the New Orleans Tlmee-Democrat man, "In the size and shape of the average foot north and south of Masou and Dixon's line. A great deal of nouseuse has ' been written about the so-called "cre ; ole last,’ hut the shoe best ndapted to i high-class Southern trade does pos sess certain distinguishing features of 1 Its own. It Is shorter than the North ern shoe, to begin with, and lias a much higher Instep. The difference In the In step varies from one-half to one and a yhalf Inches, which Is equivalent to say ing thut a man with a typical Southern (foot could not get Into a shoe made on it typical Northern last. The creole model cuts less of a figure In the trade ^iow than It did formerly, for two rea sons: First, people wear looser foot gear at present than they used to and i the distinctive points are not so notice able, and, second, an Immense sum | bar of Northern folk have come into I Uit Aouth and the local manufacturers I cater to their patronage with a conatd* ; erable percentage of the factory out put. Bui the native .Southern customer still cull* for a short, high arched alme. “lu the old duya every Southern gcti I tlemati had I 's l»oots and shoes# made to order aud the Impreaaloi. la even now pretty general that no factory iu»de ..rtlcle can poaalbly he ns good >18 the hand-built ware* tuiued out by the antebellum craftsman. That Is a great mistake A lilgh-ehiss machine made shoe Is b iter than anything pro duced by hand, for tlie simple reason that the stitching is absolutely uniform throughout, lu hand work no two stitches are of exactly the same ten siou. but on the machine they are ns like as so many peas The result of tills uniformity Is that the shoe holds Its shape better and lasts longer. That Is one point out of many. The only question Is that of being lined, aud last-making has been reduced to tumli an exact science that there is no di(h-» culty with any foot not absolutely de* formed." LONESOME AMONG CROWDS. Travelings Men Often Keel \N uni of Com* l>Mnion«lii|* in siriiii>[« I'lme*. “There are many degrees of loiielt ness," reflectively remarked a grizzled commercial traveler, “but there it one that when l used to experience it hit me worst ot ail 1 tell you.” continued the man oi mileage books aud Humph* trunks, "it is the sensation that comes over a man, especially a young man. when he is on a train carrying him Into a great city for the first time. It g-u orally strikes him as the outskirts of the city are reached and the twinkling electric lamps begin to come Into view. As the train gets uearer the center of the city and the lights multiply leu fold the sensation iucrer.se* utmost lu like proportion, but it doesn’t get In its beat licks until the train stops iu the center of the big slut ion aud i he passe n gers begin to disembark "Here is where the newcomer feels Indeed that he is a stranger in a strange land. Say the train load number* .'too or 400 passengers. It seems to him that every other man aud woman has some friend or relative to meet hint, or else ! knows exactly where to go to meet friends and acquaintances, and bow to get there quickest As for himself. |><« may know the name of the hotel at which lie Intern’s to stop, hut he has never seen It and he hasn’t the slight cst idea In what direction to go to reach It. lie hn* to turn to a policeman for directions as to Its location or to n hnckman to haul hint there. If nnv man ever thinks of his home town, where he knows everybody and everybody knows him; where lie can go about blindfold ed almost ns well ns with hi* eye* open, he thinks of It then. And. In nine times out of ten. he wishes himself hark there. "With the second trip to a city the | lonely feeling begins to wear off and after a while, the victim of It grows to i looking forward to getting back there again. But It hits the most of it* hard the first time. Just as I have described, and It’s a mighty depressing sensation, you may well believe.”—Philadelphia Inquirer. LAW AS INTERPRETED. Statute to license autl regulate the j busluesa of commission merchants, or persons selling agricultural products ami farm produce on commission. Is I held, lu State ex rel. Beck vs. Wngcuor (Minn.), 4ti 1,. It. .v 4411, to be a valid exercise of the police power, and not an Infringement of the constitutional rights of auch merchants. A statute making It uulawfttl to work more than eight hours per dny lu mines or smelters Is held, lu re Morgan (Colo.), 47 I* It. A CD, to he lu violation of con stitutional guaranties of liberty ami the right to acquire, posseas anil protect property, notwithstanding a decision of the Supreme Court of the United States holding that the Federal Constitution was not violated by such a statute. Sort lec on a person of a notice of atilt against him In another Slate, made only live days before he is required to tip pear, and when It would tnke four days of constant traveling to reach the court, giving hlut but one day. and that Sun day, to prepare for the trip, without nuy allowance for accidental delays. Is held by the Supreme Court of the Uni ted States In Roller vs. Holly, U. S. Adv. Sheets, 410, Insufficient to consti tute reasonable notice or due process of law, though the suit Is for the fore closure of a lien upon land within the Jurisdiction of the court. Tlie Horning Question. We're kind of on the anxious seat just now in our town— We're soon to he puffed up with pride or sadly beaten down; There’* some of us Republicans and some are IVmocrata, And each crowd wants its man to win when 'lection eontes, but that's Not what we’re thinkin' most about —the thing we'd like to know Is what the figgers gethered by the een stta men'll show. For we've done a lot of boastin' and we’ll all be pretty sick Unless our town Is bigger than the town across the crick. We’re had our arguments about the Briton and the Boer. We're wrangled and we're Jangled, hut they trouble us no more; We've split up on expansion and dis cussed the Philippines, And we've had a lot of tilts about tbs question of esnteens; We nearly had a riot over Agulnaldo, too, Aud a lot of us have worried as to what the trust’ll do, Hut the question now before us - and we want It settled quick— Is whether we've been gainin’ on the town ncrosa the crlek. We’re discussed the labor troubles with the strikin' and the fights. And we’ve tuken sldea about them and we've Jawed with all our mights; We're worried over China and the mis sionaries there, And we’ve talked about the burdens that the poor folks hare to bear, But at present there's a question that Is greater than them all, And It ain't the one of winnln' at the 'lection In the tall, For we’re done a lot of boastin' and we'll all be mighty alck Tf this town don't show up bigger thao the town across the crick -S. K. Kiser. Every year, as a man's rheumatism becomes worst, It seoms to take longer tor spring to come. A DIPLOMATIC LIBRARIAN. lie Pleased ihr Politician Without thin* tils I- i-h'iul u l*os11lua* When Mr. 1'r.thiini v. ns the head of the Public library In Bostou, a ward leader of that i lly culled ou him to ret ommeml a henchman for a place In th„ library. There was no reason why the libra rian should not linve refused at ones and peremptorily to appoint him, but he chose to follow another course. After u few minutes' talk with the politician Mr. Putnam usked him whether Is- had ever been through all the departments of the Institution. •'I never have, hut I'd like to see It,” | replied the politician, i "It will give me much pleasure to go with you,” said Mr. Putnam. Mr. Putnum tools him behind the | counters and thruugb the building i from top to bottom, explaining the character and the magnitude of the work In detail. He further pointed ont, without seeming to do so, the varied duties of the employees and the attain ments they must possess to do the work. When the tour was ended, Mr. Putnam said: "I'm pleased to have hud a chance to show the library to you, and If your friend will ftII out an application blank and send it, and If he passes the ueces sary examination, 1 think there will be no difficulty In placing hla uume on the waiting list." The politician, huwever, had seeu enough of library work to convince him that his constituent could find no place ou tin- staff, and the blank was never tilled out. Hut to the day be left Boston Mr. Pulnnm had no warmer ad mirer In that city than this same ward lender.—Collier's Weekly. HOW TO LIKE WAGNER. Srfnl«’ Aeee**orle* Are ilfcasa^fy r*, •i Perfect ItrnllBatlun. Tlie strict Wagnerlte refuse* w hoar the anisic of his favorite coayposer lu the concert room. It whs never Intend * ed, lie will tell you. to he performed by j Itself, but to be played as an accompa uiment to the action, for the purpose i of heightening the effect of the luteuse ly dramatic situations coupled with gorgeous stage pictures that are lu separable from Wagner’s famous art work. The most important part of a Wag ner opera, according to the composer himself, is not the music, but the drama, which, indeed, the beginner should closely follow with the aid of the book of words, since the music Is usually sung in German words. The Intending Wnguerite should aJbs* begin with the master’s most popoiar works, “Tauuhauser" and "Lohengrin.’” lie will then at once recognize the fa miliar music In* has already heard often at concerts, and, struck Us beauties, la* will attend niaiyj □f'rform ances of these two. Next he will want to hear thesgkgaliL ^supplement ed by "Tristan iffjd Isoh^," tliat wou derful musl^ drama so* charged with Intense qp’otlcm nud i/ihhIoii. Having beard "Tristan'’ and liked If, he there upon beroim-N a fill? Hodges I Wugmrlte in the true sense* and the scasou after he attends performances of the "Ring der If the! ungen," or he may make n supreme effort to get to Ilalreuth. Prom Ilalreuth he returns the ardent disciple of »v musician whose name he terrifies UHi friends by pronouncing \n the German fashion, not Wagner, but "Vaachkner."—I/ondon Mall. Mrilrnn Letter Writer*. Perhaps there Is no more character istic sight In Mexico than the so called "evangelistns" who ply their trade 1* the Plnzuela tie Belem nml the Plaxue la of Santo Domingo. Those who oper nte In the former spot make n specialty of writing letters to the Inmates of the prison for their Illiterate relatives on the outside, but the "evangcllKtas" who may be seen any day In the Plazuela of 8anto Domingo do a general business. They write love letters, blackmailing letters and nil sorts of letters for those who do not know how to write at a rate of 3, 0, W or more cents, according to the length of tlie missive. The) nlso undertake without extra charge to write the address ou the envelope and to attach the required stamp, but for the latter they make an extra charge of n cent It Is hardly necessary to state that only very Ignorant people, who are totally unacquainted even with the simple formalities of mailing a letter in addition to not knowing how to write, have recourse to the evnugellstna for stamps. Mexican Herald. Mine. < lilfTon'a Turn. "Is yonr collector honest?” asked Mrs. Downtown of her milliner merely as a matter of curiosity. "1 don’t know,” responded Mine* Chiffon. "I have sent her to you with my bills a dozen times, and she tin* never yet given me the money."— New Orleans Times*Democrat WearIL Shopman Here is a very nice thing in revolving bookcases, madam. Mrs. Newrich Oh, are those revolv ing bookcases? I thought they called them circulating libraries. — London King. 'ti 'i ta % M ^vic.t Dn. 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