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re LOT. l,y it Is Not Altogether a Happy One. JOYS AND TRIBULATIONS. , «troua Mon ItlM from Humble PoiU , poaltlnna of Great Honor and Reepon lil lit >— Chicago*. Now Bo perl n tendent. I |>refeut of the Parle Foilce. hose who Imagine that a policeman'a Ufa |,f a rosy line from the rlalng of the eun lie going down of the name are likely to —really mistaken. Walking theatreeta lo serions matter If followed for un hour Iwo as an amusement, but when pracj 1 stemllly for 12 hour« a day It become« 1 work. The policeman's legs may glre bis «mple ealvea may tremble from jerfatigue, but be may notait down,or » does It Is at the risk of missing some ns F î] AT THE FRÜIT 8TAND. pg of importance ou hi» beat. He 1» held 'tonally renponaible for everything that s on in the district under hi» charge, and uylhing ia wrong he must be prepared explain it. If a dozen ''toughs" armed |h club», brass knuckles, knives, razors, r mallets, revolvers and other means of jgnse and offense get into a general fight low saln&a ho must be prepared to i in single handed, and at the risk of his Kaltem pt to quell the disturbance and K8t the brawlers. for do bis troubles end here. His place [cnerally regarded as so desirable that » two to a dozen men are all the time pestly engaged in the effort to get him out in order that they may have a In ce to get in, and he must accordingly Ip on good terms with his superiors and Ih men of influence on his beat in order It he may not In come unpopular and so marked for dismissal when the first com mit is entered against him. lut the policeman does not generally ■e bis troubles much to heart. HIb open I life tends to promote cheerfulness, and erfulness promotes digestion, Diges in turn helps on his appetite, and the biiencv with which he satisfies bis hun > at apple stands and free lunch counters [and by gives him an amplitude of waist ■portioned to the length of time he has fen on the force. Year by year he increases > size of belt which incloses his manly in. Year by year the amount of mate {1 which enters into the regulation uni . Is greater, and as he becomes more ûfortnble his views of life enlarge and i more cViritabie. 3e regard-with a more lenient eye the era of the strict boys, listens with philo |hic patience and without interference to ^ quarrel;; « f truck drivers and answers equanimity the questions of bewil |ed old women who have lost their way l find it impossible to understand his di rions. With increasing benevolence De-s augmented popularity. He becomes Ivorite on his b* at. If it lies in a resi Ice district, he knows all the young and 1 handsome cooks, and numerous are the llcate Jittle- suppers of which he Is the neficiary at their charitable hands. If (a down town beat, he is welcome at the ;k door of any saloon, and a sandwich 1 glass of l>et*r »re always at his service. Tie most serious drawback to the police * i complete happiness is the fact that inconsiderable portion of t he community ards him as a natural enemy. Among I dissolute and criminal classes this an onism is active and perpetual; among £c*r people it is occasional, but not the pronounced. He is to nine-tenths of i people the only embodiment of the law ^y know anything about—even to the law ding the restraints of law are some i irksome. the policeman on the beat comes round bmptly after the first snow falls in the |ly winter and notifies the householder have it shoveled off the pavement. He nes at irregular but too frequent inter I s to allude to the condition of the alley to mention a slop barrel in the back l or to inquire if there are any vehicles dogs on the place on which taxes have fe been paid. MICHAEL BRENNAN. !is Authority is respected in his presence |d scouted when his back is turned. He cofTed at, made fun of, derided, where 'er he goes. If he goes into a picture gal s>\ he finds himself mocked on its walls. ■ he goes to the circus, he beholds a coun P*feit presentment of himself kicked all |er the ring, to the immense diversion of î audience. He cannot put his head in ie a theater without hearing a joke At I own expense. An ugly fellow comes *on the stage, a supposed surgeon per mis an imaginary operation on his head |d removes his brains. "Whatcana mau without brains?" is asked, and in re onse some one runs to the wings, brings ck a police coat and hat, puts them on e brainless individual and behold him Ited out as a policeman, while the boys I t he gallery scream and the men in the jidience turn round to look at the police standing up behind to see how he kes the joke. fcuch jokes as these would embitter his for he knows they represent a popular Jjmng of dislike to him and bis calling, did not also know perfectly well that half f laughers would themselves like to be Pi icemen if they only had the influence ■feessary to secure an appointment. So he "? not ^nke anything much to heart, but s ou his way performing his multifarious £/ cs J 3 us he can. And, after ail, in i e of the tongue abuse and the jests at , e *P° n8 ? he knows that beneath the mir* ve there is n firmly grounded fear of his F °rity not for his own sake, but because represents the majesty of organized so* , 4t f* ^ crowd of friends may strive in to separat© two drunken brawlers; a iceman appears and strife ii It . '" ur " m«n a match for Uut * v '"0'tx><lr unrfcretanda that behind biro «land tl,* whole tore«, ami theca I e «Fïta*. «"4 the chief, and the «ovcnl , aua the militia, and, tf necennary, the nine coated vetmanof the reyulnr army and tl " P^aldeui of the United gute«. " bile the Ufa of a patrolman 1* tolerably tnonotonoyia, the nnttire of Ida duties fre quently Rivet 1dm opportunity lor"dirtin& tlon and promotion. With Ida feet one# — —- " >vu Jim leet once firmly planted on the ladder of advance* ment, on able And ambitions policeman may climb to positions of great honor and responsibility and may even achieve no* tlonal fame. In this connection the career Of Thomas F. Byrnes, who started as a pa* trolmanandis now superintendent of the New York police department^ suggestive, Byrnes has a worldwide reputation and la ft Ä del f ctive of extraordinary skill and iddrew. Inspector Williams is a* other New Yorker of national celebrity who rose from the humble position of patrob Similar examples of the opportunity opeu to honest, energetic and ambitious po licemen may be pointed out in nearly every large city. There, for instance, is Michael Brennan, who was recently mode superin tendent of the Chicago police force. He emigrated to Chicago from Ireland In 1802 and entered the police force as a patrolman lo 1870. After two years on his beat he was made desk sergeant Superintendent Washburne made him a lieutenant. Under Mayor Cregier he vas made assistant su perintendent and retained that position un til Mayor Washburne was inaugurated, when he was honorably retired. Mayor *° D recllllcd htm to the force on suc ceeding to the mayor's chair and made him again assistant superintendent of police, and when Major It W. McClaughry retirai from the superintendency a few days ago Mr Brennan was promoted to that impor tant position. It is rumored that Major McClaughry will soon accept the su perintendency of the Michigan state reform school for boys at Pontiac. In retiring from office he said: I am proud of the Chicago police force and proud to have been connected with it, for I consider it the peer of any police organiza tion. Indeed I confidently assert that in view of the disadvantages under which it has to be maintained and conducted It is the best police force in the world. It Is much superior to the New York police LOUIS LEPTNE, PREFECT OF PARIS POLICE, force, for with 1,000 men less it covers a district of 186 square miles better than the New York police force does a district of 45 Bquare miles. The Chicago force is in every line of police duty more capable and more effective than that of London. I was proud of the position of superintendent of such a body of men, but I could not longer hamper the mayor by retaining the office." That the civil service idea also obtain» in the police administration of foreign coun tries is shown by the recent promotion in Paris of M. Lou2h Le pi ne to the position of prefect of police. M. Le pi ne made his ad ministrative debut in 1877 as subprefeet at La Palisse, then he was at Montbrison, Langresand Fontainebleau, whence he was transferred to the Chateauroux as prefect of the department of LTndre. He left that office to go to Paris ils secretary general of the prefecture of police in 1880, which office ho field until 18f»l. He was decorated with the military medal in 1871, after having served in the army during the Franco-Prus sian war, and it was while he was prefect of the Loire that he had to superintend the trial aud the execution of the famous An archist Ravacliol. M. Lepine was prefect of Versailles'when he was called to his new office as prefect of police of Paris. Traveling in India. À curious mode of conveyance in India ts the thoppa, a long cane basket, with a seat in the middle, from which hangs a small board to support the feet. Over the head is a covered top of cane and cloth. As you sit in this basket a man carries you on his back, supporting some of the weight by a strap which attaches the back of the thoppa to his head. He always begins by Informing you that you are much too heavy to be lifted by a single individual, except for double pay, but eventually picks you up aud carries you as if you were a mere featherweight. Going along backward, and knowing that should the man's headstrap break you will doubtless be precipitated down the cliff, are not pleasurable sensations, but one becomes exceedingly callous after a lengthy course of thoppa rides in the hills. Sometimes the bearer remembers that it is a cold night, and his pat ron is going to a ball, to be there four or five hours while he is left outside in the cold. Having arrived at the conclusion that the cold will probably by that time be intense, he will begin the journey enveloped in all the coverings he can muster. After he hsis gone some distance with the thoppa he becomes warm, and rapidly divests himself of his many wrappers, placing them on the top of the machine, where they flutter about, now and then hitting one playfully in the mouth or eye. Having made themselves as unpleasant as they possibly can, they end by falling off Into the road. The bearer perceives them, and imme diately descends with you to his hands and knees, and grovels about until he recovers the fallen raiment. During this process your head assumes a downward tendency and your heels fly heavenward; should you move ever so slightly in any direction, you immediately Hud yourself sitting on the ground in an attitude less dignified than hasty. Then you may rage at the native and abuse all his relations, according to cus tom, in his own language, and you will not impress him in the least; but use good, sound, fishwife English, and he will treat you tvi becomes a person worthy of respect. —"My Three Years in Manipur." A Houbo with Four Thousand Room». The Vatican, the ancient palace of the popes of Rome, is the most inagnlfloent building of the kind in the world. It stands on t he right bank of the Tiber, ou a hill called the Vatican us, because the I«at ins fo.nierly worshiped Vatlciuium, on ancient ocacular deity, at that place. Ex act y when the building was commenced no one know. Charlemagne is known to have inhabited it over a thousand yeArs ago. The present extent of the build ing is enormous, the number of rooms, at the lowest computation, being 4,422. Its treasures of marble statues, ancient gems, paintings, books, manuscripts, etc., are to bo compared only with those in the British museum. The length of the Statue mu seum a loue is a fraction over a mile. Con servative writers say that tho gold con tained iu the medals, vessels, chains ami other objects preserved in the Vatican would make more gold coins than tbe whole of the present European circulation. —8t. Louis Republic. TM« HIGHEST AWARD. *®ral Baking Powder Bu All tire Bob kU«B|U »»4 Valao a* For Coot Above It» Keer#»t Competitor. aWsre2Sr?!»?h kll,iFowd ? r the envl* d of having received the highest yyd .for article« of its claw—greatest combfn#<l^ Ur ^! ,t most perfectly S*m^"a herm î exhibited in competi* J n tbe ®ahlbitk»na of J®*™» ft the (^ntenniml. at Paris, , <* nd ft th « prions State and lndus inïLl »?* where U bas been exhibited, föta" have invariably awarded the Royal r, » *■ ' examina Hon» for the baking powder award, were made br the experte of the ohemicel dlrl rion of tbe Agtlcultarel Department et Wuhiugton. The ofttoial report ol tbe trite or the baking powders wbieb were made by thie department for the epecifle _— î -----.... per ounce ol powder. Of the cream of tartar talking powdeni exhibited at tbe fair the next bleb In «trength thu, teeted oontained but 133 cubic inche, of leavening gas. The other powdera gave an average ol 111. The Koyal, therefore, was found of 20 per cent greater leavening strength than Us nearest rompetltor, and 44 per cent above the aver age of all the other teats. Its superiority in nlKttP rner.noi. i-------- _ ,L /____.t/ In other reapecu. howev.r, in the quality of the food it makes as to fineness, delicacy ana wholesomeness, could not be measured by fifçurea. It is these high qualities, known and ap preciated by the women of the conntry for so many years, that bave caused tbe sales of the Royal Baking Powder, as shown by statistics, to exceed the sales of all other baking powdera combined. A Clever Dwarf. A magnificent feast had been prepared at Burleigh in honor of the king and queen, and it was arranged that the little dwarf, Jeffrey, should step from a huge venison ' paltry Into her majesty's service. This mode of appearance was not new even then. A pie with a dwarf inside was thought a I "dainty dish to set before a king," and a î gift of this kind was often a road to the sovereign's favor. I On the day of the dinner Jeffrey found ; himself imprisoned in a large dish, sur ; rounded by a high wall of standing crust. Of course a way had been found to give him air, but be afterward said he felt buried alive. To add to his discomfort Buckingham slyly ordered the pie to be warmed, saying, "It were better eaten warm than cold." Young Jeffrey remained quiet and said never a word as the dish was carried to the kitchen; but he was far from happy and thought of Nebuchadnezzar ami the fiery furnace until he grew "warm with appre hension." The cook, however, understood the joke and the dwarf pie was placed in safety on the royal table. At last came tbe fateful time—the crowning moment of Jeffrey's life. The pie was opened, the trumpet sound ed and forth sprang the dwarf. He was clad in a full suit of armor aud skipped about the table shaking his little sword at some of the guests; and, remembering tbe scorching the duke bad threatened for him, he gave a vicious little tweak at bis grace's noble nose. Buckingham drew back in time to save his handsome face and threatened to cudgel the young knave with a chicken bone; but the king laughed and said Buckingham was served quite right. By this time Jeffrey was nearly deafened with applause and half drowned in the perfumes the ladies sprinkled upon him, so he hastened toeud the scene by prostrating himself before the queen's plate and en treating to be taken into her service.—St. Nicholas. What General Lane Did for Tex»». One episode in the career of the late General Walter P. Lane will forever en dear his memory in the hearts of the Texas people. During the Mexican war, while he was major of Hayes' regiment of Texas Rangers, under General Wool, he was sent with a small body of men in the direction of San Luis Potosi to discover the move ments of the Mexican army. There were two roads to San Luis Potosi, one by Matcbuela. a large town, tbe other by the great hacienda of Salado, where the seven teen Texas war prisoners drew black beans in 1846 and were shot. The two roads were divided by a range of mountains. Lane took the left hand, and actually penetrated to and entered the city of Matcbuela with its 20,000 people and a garrison of several hundred men. He ordered aud obtained dinner at a meson, a sort of wagon j ard inn, announced that a large American army was near and feasted his men to their full. Then remounting he retired obliquely across the mouutain to the other road and struck the hacienda of Salado, Seizing tbe alcalde lie ordered the resurrection of the bones of the seventeen martyred Tex ans and demanded mules, sacks and every thing necessary to bear them away. A1J were furnished and the remains of the dead duly placed in transit on mules. Line bore the relics to General Taylor, who hod them escorted to La Grange, on the Colorado, where they were interred with great solemnity in the presence of thousands. Thus to General lotne Texas I is indebted for the possession of these me I men toe of a remarkable heroism.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. J*egro Partington». I Judge Dent of Newnan had some queer wit nesses in his court on Wednesday. They were negroes, and while endeavoring to at tain the sublime heights of stilted phrase ology abused the "king's English" in a frightful manner. I "Why did you go there?" asked the judge. I " 'Gaze I wanted to perpetruate de whole fax ob de case," was the answer. "Why did you do so?" another man was asked. "I done hit fer de reason dut I wuz ego^ tistical to know 'zactly how it wuz." For two hours the courtroom was lurid with just such English, but the judge was helpless and had to take the answers to his questions as he could get them.—Atlanta Constitution. How Are You as to Details? "If I were hungry," said a philosopher, "and somebody should offer me food, 1 should not insist on a silver knife and fork to eat with. If I were cold and somebody should offer me a thick coat, I should not insist ou having it of tbe color that pleased my faucy best. If I were poor and some body should offer mo a fortune, I should not insist on having it in bills of a certain denomination. In fact, I think that I am disposed not to be overparticular about de tails.—New York Sun. The Value of Sight. The value of the sight is never fully ap preciated until it is lost or impaired. Few persons realize that t he eye is an intricate piece of mechanism, with « vastly more complex aud delicate adjustment than the costliest watch. Even in our public schools the children and youth are allowed to abuse It in a most perilous way, the teachers seeming to be perfectly ignorant of probable disastrous results. i Lkrnx Powder tbe bÿhi.'t höno n. tbe recent World 1 , Fair the exualn« •"*~ v «**• u«|iwHuvni »or me _____ porpoaa of aacertaining which waa the best and which bas been made Public, show» the lemrenlig atrengtb of tbe Royal"'to "be" li'£ oubic inches of carbonic An Unhuppy Banker. Thousands of his acquaintances envied Herr Sonmerfield, the Berlin bank«?r. Any thing Lhut money could procure he had. and the best of evert hing was at his com maud. A Parisian tailor made his clothes, frequently visiting the Prussian capital tc take his measure, with hundred»of cloth samples; his mutton came from Wales and his beef from Scotland; he had tw» distinct kitchens iu his residence, one cou trolled by a French cook, the other by un Englishman. In every respect his personal outlay waa princely; yet he waa an un happy man, and he closed his career by suicide.—Yankee Blade. ■«gut of *»r1ag. Bound of fttftjr driving rain When w» wake at midnight, be Im tipp'd branch«» on tbe pana Baacag oafcUc to ths ihdw*t. Crew» that caw from «learning \ Robin» piping in the glade«, dater booda Bad» that from tlieir winter t __ Peep and blu*b like pretty meide. Grateful odors ol oarnp «artli. Bolsi'rouji glee of muddy rlUa, Shouting, brawling In b»r mirth, 'the billa. Down tho bare flank» at the 1 Bore and (here a crocn»* bead Thrusting up to dare tbe cold. While It« sistera, warm In bed. Stir their coverlids of mold. Bpring I» coming; spring I» near; Bhe fo whispered In tbe air. Boon tbe blithe nymph will be bee* Shaking blossoms from her hair. —James Back ham In Harper*» Bt 8lgn, of Spring in a City. The present forward weather seem* to be a great season for tbe small boy. He gets more solid enjoyment ont ot tbe warm days and the dry sidewalks Hus the street cleaning department of the Doard of public works. Every «m«1l boy who is anybody down on tbe heights has a pair of roller skates and a good strong pair of lungs. These boys play hockey on the asphalt pavement of that exclu sive quarter, catch ride« on the backs of grocery wagons and keep up a constant and eternal yelling. Why they yell does not appear. It is perhaps because a small boy cannot do much of anything without yelling. These bays go scurry ing around corners on their skates in im minent danger of cracking their own skulls and to the great terror of passers by. They dodge under the heads of spir ited coach horses and altogether make a fresh and healthy nuisance of them selves. Those poorer toys who are not wealthy enough to afford each a pair of roller skates, split np a pair between two and go abont poshing the wheeled foot in front of them, evidently having as mach fun as the rest. Tbe whipping top is also now much in vogne, and the tope and the rollers make life a harden to the nursemaids with their perambu lators and babies and the policeman on the corner.—Brooklyn Eagle. a« America« Absentee Landlord. One of the principal arguments ad vanced in favor of deer forests is that those who are able to indulge in **»»*• luxury spend much money in the High lands. But how if sportsmen insist on maintaining forest gronnds and never visit them? Ur. Winans, whose sport ing territory extends from the Beaoly Firth to the Atlantic—from sea to sea, in fact—has not shot over the land once daring the past four years, and as the deer have in consequence multiplied enormously, the crofters of the district have resolved to ask the millionaire to allow them a day's shooting. The application is doubtless made more with the view of bringing tbe crofters' grievances before tbe public than anything else, for it is sure to be ignored. But the continued abeence of Mr. Winans raises a wider and more important question: Can the setting aside of a great stretch of country as deer forests which are never shot over bo justified on any ground whatever? .Swedish, Holland, Bohemian aud Spanish. WORTH KNOWING. lung trouble, ^ kidney disease, dyspepsia. * iiivama* * CATARRH CANNOT Bfi CUR KD With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional disease, and in order to cure it you raujd take internal remedies. Ball's Catarrh ' lire is taken internally, and acts directly oi the blood and »menus surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is not a tjuack medicine. It was prescribed ov om* of the best physician* in this country lor years, and Is a regular prescription, it Is composed of the liest tonics known, combined Uae Knaiaellne Stove Polish ; no dust, no «nel. Tby Germe a for bieak fast. Hood's is Good BECAUSE Hood's Cures It possesses curative power peculiar to itself, and has a record of cures unequalled in the history of medicine The severest oases oi Scrofula, Salt Rheum, Dys pepsia, Catarrh and Rheu matism have been cured by it. If you suffer from any of these complaints give Hood's Sarsaparilla a trial. 3r>lil by ail druggitu. ft per bottle; extorts Hood's Pills cure Cun.ttpatlon by rvstor Eg liu- p rlttaluc action ol the ilimcut.ry can at. •honld read it. Tbe calendar and astronomical calculations to be found in Ihia brochure are al ways astonishingly accurate, and the statistic*, rich in Interot ami full of profit. The Rostet ter Company of Pitt*burg, Ph., publish it tftem selvts. they employ more than sixty hands in the mechanical work, and more tbctn eleven months iu the year are consumed in its prepara tion. It can be obtained, without eo*t, of all druirgists and Co un try dealer», and is printed in English, German, French, Welsh' Norwegian, If some men wore io lose their fortunes In the M»me way they gained them, they would insist on somebody going to jail. If you have no employment, or are being poorly paid for the work you are doing, then a rite to H. F. Johnsou A Co. of Richmond, Vo., »nd they will show yi n how to trausform Miss fortune into Mmi&me- ortune. Try it. A HERALD OP THE INFANT YEAR. Clip the last thirty years or more from the century, and the tegmeut will represent the term oi the unbounded popularity of Hostet ler*« Stomach Bitters. The opening of the year will be tdgntilized by the appearance of a fresh Almanac of the Bitter*, in which the uses, derivation and action of this world-famous med icine will be lucidly set forth. Everybody That Allcotk.'» Pooota Plaster is the highest result of medical science and skill, and in ingredients and method has never been equaled. That it is the original and genuine por ous plaster. That Allcock's Pobocb Plaster never ails to perform its remedial work quickly and effectually. That this fact is attested bv thousands of voluntary and unimpeachable testimonials from grateful patients. That for rheumatism, weak back, sciatica, malaria and ail local pains it is invaluable. That w hen you buy Allcock's Poroo Plaster you obtain absolutely the best plaster made. Braxdreth's Pills are a vegetable pur gative. with the best blood purifiers, acting directly « the mucous surfaces- The perfect combi nation of tbe two ingredients is w hat produces such won lerftil results tn curing catarrh. Seud for testi monial», free. F. J. CHENEY «t CO., Prop»., Toledo, O. Sold by druggist*; pr ce, 76 cent». ■ nr eoos mis a» mum cion. Aa^rMmuftna, 10 » '«&«& 'fijSSf jU and perfect proem. Tor aale by drugs lata frocara. Write lor elrealsra. SMELL, HEITHHC A WOODARD CO., • Asesla, Portland, Oregon. "LOOK CP, sod not down,* If yonYe a atxffer lng woman. _ Every one of the troubles that women only has a gnumuatand Pierce's Favorit, Pro cura in Dr.__________^_____ KrlpUon. That will bring yon aafe and certain help. It'« a powerful gênerai, as v and nervine, i aa uterine, tonic and i______ It build« up and invigorate* the entire female ayatem. It ragu Itieaand promote« ail the propnr functions. Improves digestion, enricheithe blood, tiring» refnah ing sleep, and restores For ulceration», displacement«, bearing ,---------^ utta '-female complaint*" and irrnvfdwte. "IW Praecription " is the only marmtefd remedy. If it «ver falls to R—«J J t or cura you bar« your money back. In every ease of Catarrh that seem» hopeless, you can depend upon Doctor S*jpc*8 Catarrh Remedy for a enre. it*» proprietor« ere so sore of It that tUey*il pay *500 cash for any incurable i. Sold by all druggiau. CURE ^ THAT Cough ^ WITH Shilohs CURE Throat, Hmuae, Wbeeptag Cc____ Aathma. For Cw iaa e ip W aa übe do rival; «und«, aod win con too u «HU.OHA BELLA* LOH S CTARRH , 'REMEDY. Tl.ve you (Jatarru r Thla remedj la guaran teed to cure rou. Prloe.60cta. Injectorfrae. SssssssssSP S Swlft'»^ Specific S w For All Oh I Blood and Skin | s Diseases s A reliable cure for Contagion« Blood Poison, Inherited Scro fula end Skin Cancer. Aa « tonic for delicate Women end Children it has no equal. Being rurely vegetable, is harm less in iu effect». A treat lise on Blood and Skin Din eeae» mailed kr« on application. lArugpiat* Bell It. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Draetr 3, Atleata.ee. s s s s s s ssssssss (olden West Baking PoiVder Purity dnd Leavening Povvfer UNEQUALED. CASH PRICES To Introduce oa — Introduce our Powder, w» have _^ termlned to distribute among the consum er* a number of CASH PHIZJEfl. To the peraoa or club returning usthelaraaet number of certificates on or before lane 1. 1894, we will give a cash prisa of »100, and to the next largest, numerous other prises raaglng from »5 tof75 IN CASH. CL0SSET & DEVERS, PORTLAND, Or. "German Syrup 99 My acquaintance with Boschee's German Syrup was made about four teen years ago. I contracted a cold which resulted in a hoarseness anc cough which disabled me from fill ing my pulpit for a number of Sab baths. After trying a physician without obtaining relief I saw thr advertisement of your remedy and obtained a bottle. I received quick and permanent help. I never hesi tate to tell my experience. Rev. W. H. Haggerty, Martinsville, N.J. « Extreme, Chronic, Torturin Cases o f NEURALGIA ARE CURED BY ST. JACOBS OIL. PROMPT AID SURE. PROP IT IF YOt'R BUSINESS DOES SOT PAY. CbickeD, are eaally uid succeniullv raised by usine the Petaluma In cubatora and Brooders. Our ll _ . . , _ : tut rated catalogue tell» all about U Don t buy any but the Petaluma if yon want «tronc, vigorous chicxs »eare Pacific- < oast Headquarters for Bone and Clover Cuttere. Mark ere. Books, Caponiilng Tools, Fountain«, Flood's Koup Cure. Morri. Poultry Cure, creosoione tbe great eblrken-Ueekillerandeveryotbe article required by poultry ralaere. See the machine* in operation at our exhibit with the Norwalk Oatrich Farm, Midwinter Fair, hatching ostriches ana all kind, of eggs. Catalogue free: if yon want it, writ. WUi petaLuma incubator co„ .oO— #52— ,54—,56 Main itreet, PetalumuTcal. 'WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES. 5 * GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OF SAPOLIO RHEUMATISM CURED BY THE USE OF Moore's Revealed Remedy. &HKUMATIBM and my youngest boy cured endrely of D< FLAMKATOhT ULXI ■ MATIAM whan the beet doctor 1 oonid get did hlm ne good. Teure to «reared.. MM E V. ETESlik -----V Hi k Wm * «!▼• yoa mu _____ kllon C» ha ted tromi no ^ «oerer. Prie W I wUSeferrrl Betrüb | I PILLS mild parue ONE PILL FOR A DOSC. f£ ■■■■ ■ mam. I ■ ■■■■» I ■ m Brooklyn Hate 2N-212 lot St, Sa This favnrtta betel I« «oder the miem ot CHABLJLXS NOHTQOMMY. and la aa modi '""T "d Hefaam UmfSStS la Ban Fmadaco. Cwrfirtsl Flmt-elaaa mrrioa aad the highest raapeetaWlItT guaranteed-. OÖrn ton. *F- A.k Tear »ester rev O ronoc q Plig-Git Mist Takaow. WEIS I 61, Satt», Vak, RUPTURE EOCENE. msnafacture ezpnaij for 1 IT IB A PERFECT ILLÜMIIAT01. IT IB HIGH FI KB TEST. IT IS OF UNIFORM QUALITY. We guarantee It to be the xnrar rami sa«» or iixcaiXATiaio on- Ask for it. STANDARD OIL COMPART. SOCETY BADGES made to order. - com~ çs • Portland, Oregon. A. P. ARMSTRONG, Principal. J. A. Wnco, Secretary. W Beautiful Catalogue Free. _£* U A lie rrCHTNO PILES *»ov - (7/4 I f £L like pereptraaqn. cauae inw. aae lmhuu * when warm. THi a form and BI.HTI3 YOU GOT PILES Ï 1LEXDUIO or PBOTBUSOrO 1 YIELD AT ONCE TO DR. BO-SAN-KO S PILE REMEDY. FRAZER AXLE HGREASt Bist ii tie World! fist tbi Gniin! Sold Everywh»r«l KaNK WOOLSIl. Agent. Fortin lliniin A T0RS ou Installments. Best make 1 nl nillnl Lowe6 ' prices. Send for cataio*ut InUUDRlV.C. Bi Al ll, Kipon, I ni. ; MRS. WINSLOW S SYRUP J FOR CHILDREN TEETHING - * Far Ml« kr »11 briffbu. là Cwta • Wttia. , V. P. N. tt. No. 524— S. F. N. Ü. No. 601 DR. GUNN'S PERMANENTLY CORED om NO PAY. No pay ta nt cram. We refer to «yOOti patienta. Neoreunm. No MTunox raoa - ,Write or call lor dreuk^ud bank reference. The 0. L MILLER 61., t PSRTLA»D, ORKUSR Incargara**« Captai an« ter*«., 11,600.000. A. FELDE N H EI M ER, Leading Jew eler of the Pacifie Northwest, keep* a SOCIETY BADGES on band. Best good» at low est figures. Badge» Gas or Gasoline A Poaitive Power. Require« No Licensed Engi neer. Your wile Can Run it. PALIES & SET, Sa Frucim, Cal. ui Portait, dr. No Batteries or Electric Spark. PUB! 1AVVU, Priât Sdmi all Pilier l EltjTjpeftiiÉj, Ssr.Fnrt NUN Streits, r£ss 0 r« itadMrbiMAA« V«dl. It *Ua UadffrM ■ Ma» aw .tv, »«C ar k arela rtaptwt afardOT. Vs IMI i il n sg Ml .i tvl « Drank. ft rasa with a Onp, Onde oTOamBna than m* PALMER a REV. Mamuf m kMHH «M. !■ Mhl NL DOCTOR THE GREAT CURE INDIGESTION —AND CONSTIPATION. Sirefili, übimtis», Salt Rfon, Nisnlfis iari ill Otlir Bltwf nd Skii DIuiul It ia a poaitive ear» lor all those painful, deft est* complainte «no complicated tremble« and ■ctfansnooBBOD among our wins, mother« and da nahte r. > effect ia Immediate and laallng. Two or three dose* of Dm. Pashas*« Rmnmr taken «any keep* the Mood cool, the liver and kldneya act Ire, and will entirely eradicate from the ayatem SiWUÂ'ït « "F ®*ke. form of blood diaeaae. No medicine ever Introduced In thta country ia* met with each ready aale, nor etven inch tmivereal aatlafaction whenever urea ea that of Da. Pashas'. Rxaxor. Thia remedy has been used In the bore.tala throoghont ute old world for the past twenty. RT S Uî" " ■pee i *c for the above direct, and It ha. and will cure when all other .»called remedlea fail. Send for pamphlet ot tretlmonlal. from three who hare been cared by tu nre. L'rugglata rel) It at »1.00 per bottle. Aylt.-'- ■ - - For ia!» by i and be coavlnoed. MACK A CO., 9 and II Front St., San Francisco. KIDNEY, dladder, C Unary and Liver Diaeaae» Dropay travel and Diabetes are cared by HUNT'S REMEDY THE BEST KIDNEY AMO LIVER MEDICINE. HUNT'S REMEDY Cure» Bright'» Disease, Retention or Non-re* tlon of Urine, Pains in the Book, or HUNT'S REMEDY HUNT'S REMEDY Cnree BUlontncaa, Headache, Jaundice, Boor -to mach, Dy.pepala, Constipation and Plies. IHUNT'S REMEDY AT ONCE on the Kldneya, l.her and Bnwela. restoring them to a healthy mo tion, and 11 Ik M when all other medlcinre falL Hnndredj hare been eared who hare «Iren mp to die by friend« aad phyakhaiu. •OLD ■! ALL MV66UTI, lyiASQUERIOES, PARADES, -----i «really r______ nor quality by the olde*!, tarnet, ________ and therefore oaiy rtUabU Tkattrlaü Snpply tat, beat renowned Howre oetkk Pneißc OoomL Correapondenc*'' llclted. Oouwrxcr A Co., 36, 2« and M O'Farr . ..... ... » w., ot, « auu d O'Farrell «reel, alaose Market .treat,8an Frenctaeo. We -- »ki «rep«, «aa riiUUKV, FT « «apply Oil notary ow Uu COatt, to whom we re tpectfully . CATA R- R M