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VOLUME III. SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO, NOyEMBER 19, 1853. NUMBER 23. Santa ft lUcckly a?cttc : TERMS. WEEKLY- $2 60 a year, payable invariably in advancoi single topics 12 1-2 cents. Advertise ments. $1 00 per square of ten lines for the first insertion, and oOcls. for every subsequent insertion. . V COMMISSIONER OF DEEDS, Pennsylvania, Connecticut. New Hampshire. ftntF,In.l, 1852 tf. THE undersigned begs leave to inform his friends anil the public generally, that he is prepared lo do all kinds of cabinet and carpenter's woik on the most reasonable Ierras. Shop, two doors above the store of Jesus Lova. oan,a i'eMay 7, 1813. y JAMES II CLU'T. " TNDHrliNDHNUH, MISSOUKI. BY B. W. TODD. " 1 have removed from llie ''Noland llo'ise," I the '-Nebraska House," in Independence. Misnomi. The Nebraska House is o large new building, iimI has recently been much Improved by allenilions and additions. Having lakeu this house for lei m of years, 1 intend to make every effort t promote the convenience and ointort oí t.nvrlleis. The patronaire of my friends and the travelling public L ....,ir.,llu unlii'ititil. I. IC3'Cl.'l".'J B. W. TOD I). January 1st IR3 ly. Slil'TIU'.IIS MMh WINTKIl AKIIANGKMKNT. TUP, souilieru mail via El P'S" lo Sin Anliuiio. Teys, leuves Sinht Fe mi the látli "f each month, árnvea ut El I'jso in from six lo eight days, and reaches San Antonio on the Hill of the nexl monlh. Returning, leaves San Antonio on Ihe loih of the same, arrives at El I'aso in fronl 14 to IS days, and reaches anta Fe on the Ulh of Ihe next mouth, making the trip through in fioiu 25 lo M day), winter and summer. The Contractor has spared no expense Hi placing upon this route spring carriaies Ihe best adapted for the convenience ns well as comfort of passengers Persons Roing lo, or coming from the, Stales will find this a very pleisant route, particularly during the winter months, as it is entirely free from the intense cold imd he vy snows that so frequently obstruct the eastern mail route to Independence. . j . RATE" OF FARE. $I2S 00 through .'rom Suri Fe lo an Antonio. 30 Oil ficin ISasit Feto El P so. Passengers allowed 4lllbs hninrag-. h HENRY SKI M.MAN. N.B Passengers not required lo stand guard. Siintn FeOct. 7, IHM-'.f NIITICE. lire WfMIt.O ninst ristio ll'tillv inform ' r VY fiiflul, and 'he pillilo , Unit wc h ve laki n i the huuse f ihe hile Jno Paiten in .Miuiqui iq ie. and completely liUed the same a- a Hold Our friends will alw ys imo in on hand Nop.iinis!i II be spared lo lender all vb mnv give in a call comfortable and well provided for Attached lo the Ionise urc cordis aiel elahles. At all nines ue shall hare li almud e of lciiasv. Oil UtMe" and bar will he well I'll lint with the bet Hie com.1i y nH'orils. , ' Terms cash. lilt NFOIID it JEAN2ÍERET. .:nla Fe, Oct. 15, 185:1. tf NOTICE. DUIUXG my nbsencc from Santa Fe, Mr. C. I.. Spencer is my only authorized agent. He will attend lo nil my busings. JULES JEANNEUET, Agent " N.U. Watches, clocks, ami jewelry carefully repain d and warranted in heretofore, suulu Fe, Oct. 15, 1853 -tr For Sale or Rent. rplIE undivided lltitil of the Ranrh of ralisteo. I Also ihe undivided half of Ihe building ami lands at Albuquerque at present occupied by lite V. ' hoops. Apply to J. IIOJGHTON, Aireut. . Sania Fe, N M., October 12, 1853. Dialoock with a Mendicant. On TWsihiy .it'U'i'iioon, n Dtitclt i;ifl toil hisriiclf in liar sublime prosemio. ntul lvntiujU'il ns to tvivl a (liwiiiiiutit wliiol) bIid tiiil'iiltlo'! for that purpose It wiw 11 -lwgjjins p'.'tition. cnllinu; on the clinrita lilu pulilic to iwsist Kut'liuriiio Vim Klou;. gi'tiJiitum 'f, (itrsoinu emclt immo) "the mother Dt'ten children, and a heart-broken widow," We looked ut tho petitioner wiht some atniuem'jiit. and asked tho impiM'tinent question, "How old aro yon)" "Sixteen," said Katharine. "At what fijro were you married ?" said wo. "I Avaáh niehs miiah more asvourteen,"was her reply. '"Have your children alione father!" "Oh, yaw; only but one vnt- , ter." "And yon have ten of tliem V "Yaw; den, pesides der baby." "All born sineo your tnurriage, eh ?" "Yaw yaw;" (impatiently.) "Ten children -in two years I Aro yon sure there is no mistake ? Did you count thorn caroftilly, Kuthai'ino I This is a hard story to be lieve." "What for I toll a lie Tsaid she; "you dink him strango story ? den chil dren in two year ! dat may bo very mush strange in Yankeeland, but it's not not ting at all, in my country 1" This satis fied our scrrtplos, aucl indneod us to bes tow Our mito without further parley, Phil Sunday Mtrcvry, , ( YOUTH 8 SORROW. The (rolden lighl of even-tile 1 Is stealing through the bowers , . . And perfume on the divy air Is breathed from bright-eyed (lower And Nature's noted silver voice ! whlsperiui through the tree Whv doth (he rentle maulen ivcp Amid such ch rms as these V . She mourns a lost and lonely one Hpr glory once, and pride, . As pure and spotless ni the soul Of young unsullied bride ) Until a fell destroyer rnme Willi sweet, res;stless power, And round tii helpless victim twined, Who withered from that hour. And hence this lone'r maiden's tears Are mi'iülifg with the dew And when lile event. i brei 7es sigh, She sirrbs In i oncert ln- , Aln! nln I linw d s grief .In sreneron brea! tr vou'li, How sad that maid so fair as she Nft'ii'7 tctchrrfin'f out .' o'.'i Moti'ssnt euttdv I tyant stern, Tliis lillllles- 'Ved i f'iue ) T'e iviilv -.'o bones, Ihe ruined charms, Were oiT'nl at til v shrine. Ni more.' Ihe pale cheeked mourner sighs. O! never more niin Shitll my bewit'diiiiit smile bo seen Annd -Ihe liniilils of men." 'My nightly ennciist all are passed, My davs of triumph o'er. V 1 that I ne'er thy Hire-hold cossed T.'i- 'M "M-' ttert f " 1 Pnf;T AimsT X-t( loin: airo yrinii; '. rell ff.-t. r man red tp miin- ' who sutt.'bl rami' huí eilv as .tu ait ,ll'e . 1 .i.,. I;e fo I bis lir.eialel li met i'-; p.'t'n ec. T II has -luce b i't.n t -'i a t-j a "'"( ate e,( 1 1! '.i Iti- ine !t" lili v T me of lit s cilv a i"t''t -is a. a has' i r- nf lite I',tl. I n I.-daer, imld .-lie I at Atl'ca. !"d . i" which Míe iv'ipl Innim up Infiilv as a pn"'. Fur the h"ii"fil of his ii'imei'O'i friends heie-J'ir the benefit of the world "f po.tiy. we L'iven few evt afls. Tile Mliiwing is the head ing! JONÜfl ON DI'.ATll. Comp sed rinv hu netuephew Griffin Jones, if rch the 25 185(1. TlINK de vniion or any long meter lime suited to the lines Melen Coly tunes. On the de th and burial of my uncle E. C. Jones on his way to sea his friends in indiana and illinois and iowny ami-did at llnhrov fountain county ia Died on the 8 diy of March IR30. The poem vefy bei ulifuHy an I feelingly opens 1 tin" : Mv friend hollt fair ntnl near I lev lhe-c lines in your C.nr At d in 'hem vt'il will find To re leave vinir tionltled urnd II lias been el'ev'it ve'rs I have ttieil ' -" To ne 1 1 Ihe Wabn-h sid" 'I fritrn mv hi'tiie did ' tin. w.dc W'0l Id of wo A'i'l left frieitils beliiiyle you 'see ; To Itl'Vel ii in U ne ' And tt tt.y hiolliers I did land Wi'h Joy hutl ttiit.-tret' lied hands "SET SEEM0IÍ. r.v Dow ji:, WHAT IS Tltl'H! Tkxt.- Man of wisdom I man of years I Tell, oh, tell us what is truel1 Mv IIhari:h3 : I dent pretend to be a iniin possessed of more than a moderate share of wisdom about ns much as an owl that nightly asks 'Who's who!' and pauses in vain, dunn;; the day, for a reply ; nor one who can boast of as many years as nn Adam, a Noah, or a Methu selah : yet I etui tell yon what is true a- litiiit some thin;; ns well ns others. It, U true that Eliteen Forty-Seven die I n day ngoue. and we shall never see his face again. Since lie died of old age nnd exposure to the rude inclemencies of winter, perhaps ho might be mine properly called Li:;hteen Hundred nnd Frose to-death. However, since hé is gone, to return no more, let usi-ing'Lord bless him, let him go!' and rejoice that tho child born unto us, nnd christen ed Eighteen Forty-Eight, is full of hope and promise to millions; albeit to some it brings dark dottbt3, evil boding, nnd nwfttl fears.' Rut cheer up, ye disconso late ones 1 When yon como to seo tho infant year lifting up its little hands from tho green velvot-linod eradlo of Spring, holding violets, cowslips, nnd daffodils, and smiling liko a cherub amid tho bud dina bowers of Eden then yon will find fresh flowerets of hone and joy starting from your half-sterile lieaits, and feel liko a jaybird indulging unmolested at a corn- rack, i es, brethren, wttn tiieso new ana iovons impulses awakened in your bo soms, yon will find it diiicnlt to prevent exclaiming, as I did when I took my first favorite kiss : 'Cut my jtraps, and let mo go to glory I .... . It is truo, my friends, that to prosper in this world, yon must work be indus triouskeep moving, liko a deputy chris tian distributing tracts. It is truo that cheerfulness is a promo ter of health, i Darkjlays are bound to intervene between us and the tomb; therefore, every man should carry a small bottle of sunshine nnder his shirt-bosom. It is true that women make more false motions in amatory matters, or pretend to love when they do not. than men'; nnd vet. irh' n a woman's affections are onco fairly fastened upon a fellow, thev stick nnd bang, like a tick to a sheep. JNever-flu-lens, foreign experience savsflit is com fortable, if not delightful, to repose upon tho soft down of woman's love. It is truo that flatterers bespatter one another with praise, to their own .detri ment and to my astonishment. They let words out at interest, nnd recivo words and ridicule in return. It is true that idleness is the parent of miinv vices ; nut who shall sav that ill- li reef eii industry is not the mother 01 equally us many? However, I suppose we miK obey the injunction 'Whatever thv hand findi th to do, do it with all thy mioht,' even though it maketh ready to 'knock a nigger down.' It is true that timo, tide, steamboats and soda water will wait for no man. Tlteroforo. it behooves ns mortnls tobo al ways on the lookout, nnd to take timely advantage of every favorable opportunity. It is trno that, let us do our best, wo aro always wedged in between yesterday and to morrow- Ilo-lmm 1 it is always dull to day with mortal man. r It is true that there aro two kinds of 'atriotism one is nrgins, the other re- itrnininix There may be good patriot ism in declining to oo to war in another '"iinitrv ; but refuxiti'' to h'srht when wnr i'omks into "lio'1 country, is poor rptriot ism indeed. 'There aint no hair on't. It is true that posthumous fame is liko a toad : it tnightbeaprett bird if it only had feathers, 'who hath honor! Ho Hia died a Wednesday. Doth he feel it! Not a feel! It is true that big feet aro moro for nso than ornament, liko a leather shirt. It is true that ministers of tho gospel don't practise half what thoy preach on an average. Some of them, though, preach nothing but hell, and tjiey practise ''nothing clise.' - V. It is true that I give good advice, and ask no questions. I throw dough to my chickens if the chickens like it. let them eat it without first askijfi mo whv ItlonV i il if en i ii invneii. , ., Jtis rue' that :'everv dog has his dav : bur- it isn!t true, thnf "every Day has his It is h-ne that every girl, no sooner than sV is fourteen, wants to get mar ried. It is in accordance with a 'tnysto rious law ol'natnr.1 It is true that nothing is gained by leatins ; because a successful cheat is sure to ieii on to disastrous consequen' ees at last. It i truo tbnt a 'swell' is neither a la dv nor a gentleman: but a hermaphro dite, between high nnd low breeding. It is truo that tltero is no truth m two- thirds of tho lies Hint aro scut abroad, through envy, jealousy, spito, and malico. My tnends: 1 could tell two thousand fivo hundred things more that aro true, but they wouldn't add one iota to your already' well filled stock of information. Suffice it to say, that you have all got to dio, one of theso odd days. Mako np your minds to meet Death with a smile givo him a hearty shako of tho hand say 'How aro yo, old fellow!' and tako a pleasant ramblo with him npon the out skirts of a mundane existence. So moto it be I CLrjTTF.nnccK's STORY of tho ojd lady (his aunt) is excellent. Being very ner vous, she told Sir W. Fnrquhar bIio thought Bath would do her good. "It's very odd," said Sir W.; "but that's tho very thing that I was going to recom mend you to do. I will writo tho parti culars of your caso to a every clever man thero, in whoso hands yon will bo takon care of." Tho lady, furnished with tho letter, set off, and on arriving at Newbury, feeling as usual, very nervous, sho said to her confidant, "Long as sir Walter has atten ded mo, ho has never explained to mo what nils mo,. I have a great mind to open bis letter, and seo what he has sta ted of my caso to tho Bath physician.,, In vain her friend represented to her tho bfeach of confidence this would be. She openad tho letter and read, "Dear Davis keep the old lady three weeks and send her back again." A youth asked his father's sanction to his project of marriage. : Tho old gentío man, requesting his son to pray with him, prayod ttiat if the match was against the wili ofthe Lord he would throw obstacles in tho way, and make it i mposaiblo. The son interrupting, cried ! "Oh, Lord, don't you do it ; for I must I have her anyhow 1" WVifen far Ihi New York Dutchman. MODERN CONVEUTIONAUTITIES; 0, Jipsons Great Dinner Party. BY JACK HIWP1UIEI. 'Well, you must do it.' 'Doit?' 'Do it, sir, reiterated the ladr of Jipson, a man well enough to do in the world, chief clerk of a 'smrar baker,' and receiving his twenty hundred dollars a year, with no perquisites however, nd plenty of New Hampshire conlineencies, (to Quota our beloved man of tha Billion, Theodora Parker) poor relati'na 'But mv dear Betsey, do you know, will you consider for once, that to do a thing of the kind to splurge out like Tannersoil, one must expect it least I do, lo sink a full ftuirfer of my salary for the current year) yes, my dear, a full quar ter.' 'Oh I very well, it von aro coiné: to liva up here (Jipson had just inovid up above Beecker street) anil nava bougnt your carriage, and an' Raped ' i Two extra servant f iris,' chimed In Jipson. 'And a groom, air,' continued Mrs. J. 'And cone in'o at least six hundred to eight hundred dollars a year extra expenses, to a 'To gratify yourself, and a ' 'Your a a your vanity, Madam, you should have said.' 'Don't talk that way to me, to me, you brute) yon know' 'I know all about it, my dear.' 'My lintr hah I' said the lady my dear indeed save that, Mr. Jipson, for some of your a a What Mrs. J. mihl have laid, we acaree could judge ( but Jipson just then put in a 'rejoinder' raiciuateii to prevent ine umpiinrcioua rone or Mrs. Jipson's remarks, by saying, in a very hum ble strain- Mrs. Jmsnn. don't m ke an ass of yourself i we are too old to act like goslina, and too well ac quainted, I hope with the mattera-of-fact of every day life, to quarrel about tilings beyond our reach or rnnirol.' If von talk of thincs bevond vour control. Mr. Jipson, I mean beyond your reach, that your in come will not permit us to live as other people live ' 'I wouldn't like to,' Interposed Jipson. 'What?' asked Mrs. Jipson. 'Live like other people that is, some people, Mrs. Jioson. that I know of.' 'Von ilnn't snnnnse fin sroin? to hnrv mvself and my poor girls in this big house, and liave inose servants sianuins; buuiii mc, weir unlets m their months, with nothing io do out ' 'But what?' But cook, and t(orry, and llave, and keep ihut up for a ' 'For what?' . 'Fur a But Mrs. Jipson was stuck. Jipson saw that he divined what a point Mrs. J. was about to m'ke, hut could not coi.ai ientiously make, so he relieveil her with 1 'My drar Betsey, it'a a popular fallacy, an ex. plodeit idea, a contemptible humbug, to live mere ly for you' neighbors, the rabble world at large, Thousán la do it. mv dear, and I have no obiec tion to their doing it it'a their own business and none of mine. I nave moved up town because I thought it would be more pleasant I bought a modest kind of family carriage berause I could altoirt it, and believed it would add to our re creations and health t the carriage and horses rr quired care I engaged a man to attend them, fix up Ihe garden and be useful generally) and added a girl or two to your domestic departments, in onlcr to liL'hten vour own cares, let. now an this, my dear woman, you ought to know, rests a very important responsibility upon my shoulders, hen'llh, life nd two thousand dollara a year, and ifvou imneine it compatible with common sense or consonsnt with my judgment, to make an ass or fool of myself, by going into the extravagancies nnd torn fooleries of Tannersoil, our neighbor over the way, who happens for Ihe time to be 'under frovernment.' wi n a salary or nomine 10 snean or, but with stealings equal to those of a successful freebooter, you you you nave piaceu el d bad estimate upon my common tense, Madam.' With this Marine- burst of eloquence, Jipson seized bis bat, gloves and cane, and loon might oeseen an elderly, nnuy. wcu snaveu, eiiguuy flushed gentleman taking his seat In a down-town bound 'bus, en route for the sugar bakery f Cult, Comengaln 4. Co. It was evident, however, from the frequency with which Jipson plied his knife and ruhher to hie Turcers' of the day's accounts and tne treranloiisness with which he drove the porcupine quill, that Jipson was thinking of aome iliinu else. 'Mr. Jipson, I wish you'd square up that account of Look, Sharp ft to. lo-day,' laiu air. i uu, en taring tne counting room. "All d d folly I' said Jinson, scratching out mistake from his .daybook, and not heeding the remark, thouirh he saw the person oi nis em plover. 'Eli I' was the ejaculation of Cult. 'All d d folly.' 'I donot understand you, sir,' said Cult, in utter astonishment. 'Oh I 1 beg pardon, sir,' said poor Jipson 1 1 beg pardon, sir. bngrossed in a nine auair or mv own. I Quite overlooked vour observation. I will attend to the account of Look, Sharp & Co. at once, air f and while Jipson was at it, his emplo' er went out. wondering what on earth could I the matter with Jipson, a man whose capacity and cent eman v donor l men l me nrm nan leaien io their satisfaction for many years previous. The little incident was mentioned to the partner, Comeaeain. The firm first laughed, then wondered what was np to disturb the usual equilibrium of Jipson, and ended by hoping he hadn't taken to urniK or noming i 'Guess I'd better do it,' soliloquised Jipson. 'My wife is a good woman enough, but like moil women, lets her vanity trip up her common lense now and then she feels cut down to know that Tannersoil's folks are plunging nut with dinners and evening parties, troopa of company, piano go ing, and bawling away t'.eir new fol de rol music. Yes, guess I'll do it.' 'Mrs. Jipson little calculates the horrors, not only in a pecuniary, but domestic sense, that these dinners, mpperi and parties to tha ragtag and bobtail, costs many honest mesning people who ought to be ashamed of them. 'But I'll do it. d me I if It costs me the whole quarter'! salary. A few days were sufficient to concoct details and arrange the programme. When Mn. Jipson discovered, as she vainly supposed, the prevalence of 'better sense' on the part of her husband, she wai good aa cranberry tart, and flew around in Ihe belt of humor, to hurry up the event that was to give eclat to the new residence and family of the Jipsons, slightly dim the radiance of the mushioom glory of the Tannersoil family, and create a commotion gene- rally, abover Bleecker itreet. jipson orew on mi employers for i quarters salary. The draft waa honored, of course but it led to aoma speculation on the part of 'the firm,' as to what Jipson was up to. and whether he was not getting into evil habits and decidedly bad economy in his old age. Jipson talked. Mrs. Jipson talked. Their almost in fact Mrs. Jipson like most ambitious mothers, thought reniv mar riageable daughters, dreamed and talked of dinner parties for the full monlh ere the great ivent of their lives caine duly oT. One of the seeming difficulties waa who to in vitewho to get to come end where lo get them ' from I Now originally the Jipsons were from the 'Hills of New Hampshire,' of poor but respectable birth. Fifteen years in tha great metropolis hail not created a very extensive acquaintance 'tnong aolid folka ) in fact New York society fluctuates, ebbs and flowa at such a rate, that society, such as dorrestic people might recognize as unequivo cally genteel, ii hard to fasten lo or find. But one of the Misa Jipsons possessed an acquaintance with a Miss Somebody else, whose brother waa a Íoung gentleman of very duli'iieue air, and whit new the entire 'ropes' of fashionable life, said all .L- , U - ' I 11... . . 1 me people who rnjuveu uiai suri os exi-mii in the gay metropolis. ' - Mr. Theophilus Rinitb, therefore, wsi eventually engaged. It waa his, as many others' vocation, ' arrange detain, command ine rem, aeieci 'lie company, and control Ihe coming event. The Jipsons confined their invitations to the Jew. verr few genteel of the family, and even the diiniini tiveness of the number invited was decimated by Mr. Smith, who was permitted to review the pM ties invited. Few domicül of eivillian, above Hleerker street, wis better illuminated, set off and detailed than that or Jipson's, on the evening or tlia ever memorable dinner party, Smith had voluiiteeinl to 'en;age' a whole set of silver from Tmpiate U Co., who generously otter our ambiiiom citizens such opportunities to iplurge, for a fair consider, ation I while china, porcelain, a doten colored waiters in white aprons, with six nlethnrir tiddli rs and footers, were also in Mmlli's programme. Mr. Jinson at first waa very much nutled lo know where he could find volunteers to till two dozen chairs, but when night came, Mr. Thenphi. lua Smith, by force of tactics truly wonderful, drummed in a forre to face a gross of plates, nap kins and wine glassri. Mrs, Jipson waa evidently asinnineii. me Misses Jinsona not a little vexed at the 'raft' of elegant ladies present, and the independent manner in which ihey monopolized attentiou and made themselves at noma. Jipson swore inwardly, and looked like 'a son y man.' Mmlh was at home, In nis element; n waa head and foot of the party. Him-flf and friends soon led and ruled the feast. The band struck up i the corka flew, Ihe wine fizzed, the ceilings were sp.ttereii, ano tne wall' latineo un Burgundy, Claret and unampagne To our nosl f cries Hmiin. 'Yes. ah I 'eres ah I to our ah I our lut I' echoes another swell already rather insolently 'corned ' 'Where the a where (he t 1 is .mr worthy host?' lays another apeciinen nf above Bleecker atreit' genteel society. 'I ah I 1 say, trot out your host, and let's give the old fellow a toast. 'Hal ha I b-wavo! b-wavol exclaimed a dorm shot-in-the-neck bloods, spilling their wine over Ihe carpets, tables, chain, waiters, and then over each other. 'This ii Intolerable!' gasps poor Jinmn, lio was in the act of being kept cool by his if e in the drawing room. 'Never mind, Jipson ' 'Never mind I D me if I don'l ' Mr. Jipson had just cot io far in explaining his irate intention, when Ah I there's Ihe old lellaw 1' cried one of tha swells. I ah I lay, Miller ' 'Old roostaw, I say ' . 'Gentlemen 1' roars Jipson, rushing forward, elevating his voice and fiids. 'For heaven's take I Jipson,' cries his excite l wife. , Gentlemen, oi bla'guards as you are.' continued Jipson. 'unuipson, win you near roer' imploringly cried Mrs. J. 'What the ah devil are yod at? does he ah , 'Yes, what a doea old Jip lay?' put in an other. 'Whs the deuce, old Y hat's-your-name, ilo you call gentleman?' said a third. Bla'guarda I' roan Jipson. 'Oh I veri well, veri well, old felhiw, weah are all io blame tot an -pal ionizing a mob.' A what ?' ahonli Jipson - ' 'A dtas'd plebian.' 'A codlish ah , 'Villains I scoundrels I bla'guards!' shouts the outraged and enraged Jipion. rushing at Ihe intoxi cated swells, and hitting tight and left, upsetting chain, tablea and lamps, 'Murder 1' cries a knocked down guest. 'E-e-e-e-e e-el' scream the ladies. 'Don't I E-e-e-e-e-e-e-el don'l kill my father I' icrem the daughters. 'Dem it, my dearij the old 'un Is killing my dern'd friend I' exclaims Smith, nulling to Ihe rescue. Chain and hats flew, the negro servants end ' Dutch fiddlers, only engaged for ihe orenslnn, taking nn mlerest in a free fight, and not caring two cents who whipped, la;d back, independent spectators, and YaWlhalhal De Lor'l Yawl ha! ha Ids Lor' I Mn. Jipson fainted ) ditto two other! of the family) the men folks (!) heg.n lo travel) the ladies (1) '"earned t called for their hr.ts, shawls, ciiiwronfi, the most of the Utter, however, were on (if, or too well 'set up,' to heed the coom.on state or anaira. Jipion finally cleared Hie house. Siter.ce reign ed within iti wills for a week. In the intenm, Mrs. Jinson and her daughters not only got over their hysteiics, but also their ideas of gentility as practised 'above Bleecker street.' It took poor Jipson an entire year to recuperate his finan- -cial 'outs,' while it took the whole family quite as long to get over their grand debut at followers of Fashion in the great metropolis. KionT to a Crack. An English gen tleman wanting a desert service of poice lian made after a particular pattern, sent over to China a specimen dish, ordering that is should be exactly copied for the wholo service. It unfortnnately happe ned that in the dish so sent over, the Chinese manufaeturers discovered a crack ; tho consequence was, that tho cntiro ser vice sent over to the party ordering it, had a crackln each article carefully copiod after the specimon crack.