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VOLUME III. SANTA PE, NEW MEXICO, NOVEMBER 20, 1853. NUMBER 24. Santa ft Ulc ckln '.- ajcttc '..; .: f TERMS. '' ': ; :"';- ' WEEKLY- $J 50 a year, payable invariably in advance; single copies 12 1-2 cents.. Advertise mentSj $1 K per square of ten lines for the first insertion, and bOcts. for every subsequent insertion. ; C0MM1SSI0SEB OF DEEDS, .. f, Pennsylvania, . .i . , '' "" ' '' Connecticut. '' .,) 'i New Hampshire. ,' . (,. Santa F4,Jm. 1, lSr2-tf. THE nn'ter'ijne.i begs leave to inform his friends and Ihe puh'ir gonemlly, lhat be i tin-pared to do all kindsnf eahinet and carpenter's woik on the most rinisnn'.ible lerms. Simp, two do .p. above the lo"e of .t'S'ls I.nvn. Mili. ÍV, May 7, ISM.-y ; JAMES II CUFT. ' ''iNDlil'KSUHXCH, MJWH'RI.' ' ;' n I l.-M ,i ItV ; b. W. TODD. - ; ) have removed' from the "Sotan í House," to the '-Nebraska H'ibsn,"in Independence. Missouri. The Nebraska House is a Ijrje new buildiie,., and has recently been much "unproved' by iillwiUons and 'additions. MaviiiE taken this bouse for .i term of years. Untend l' inak'11 every "flort to promola the tonveuiense and rumio"! of travellers. The palronace of my friends and tlie Iravelliu public is respectfully solicited. , . , ,. '" ' '.--. u. w, Tonn. .tapuary 1st 1853 TV. '',', '. ( .-''" m ...l' V.S8VTHCIIN mail:. ;:; ,:' " -VINTEK ARRANGEMENT. THE Southern mail via El Paso to S.m Amonio, Tcxa. leaves Sin'a Ee "a 1'ie 1Mb f em-b month, arrives at El Piso, in f.ini 'o "luíit iUh s and reaches Stn Antonio on the 14lh of the next month. Returning, leavns Sin Antonio un Hie lii'h of the same, arrive, at El Paso in from 14 to If dav. and reaches ant Vt on I lie 14th of lie nex! mouth, making lb trip thronrli in fmm fita Ii 4ar winter and sgmmr-r.. The fWraelor Ji . apaied no emuse in d"l'';iiiT ":v"i thj rv'ile sininir carriages 'lie ml.'ptnl I'it i'ic ri.'i.v o ''..i. . v well as cninfixl "f v.is.en.r.is P ' ?-Hf v or rmnin- f"-m the- States wiil (in.L tM a vtr.j pleavan' ronip, pni-tú-tilailv durin'r .Ote ,.vi ni. t motillis. ps il is entirely fife fruto the mI-iil" i:o!.i and he vy snows that so fren'ientlv obstruct tlx eastern mail ron'e in Independence. - - 1 n Ates np pare. ' : 1 $12'? nn liiro'isrh from fiuiln F- In Mt A:'iw''. 3(1 (Hi fii;in Saul' Ve El P " , ., , Passenger aliowt'd 4"!is l'"r.:i'.". i ; ,' IIEN'RV SKIM. MAN. N.B j P.i"n:;ers not re;iiiied lo aland uard. Sinta I'D. ik 7, IHi3-lf . 'NOTICE. "I WE WOULD most respe (fully Inform our fiirnds and Hie public, that we have taken the house f Ihe late Jno Pallen in Albuquerque, and completely filled the piime as a Hotel ,()iir f I'lemls will always fm,l us on lund . No pains shall be spare.! to render all who way give us a call comfortable and well provided lur. . Attached lo the house are corrals and stables. At all limos we shall have rn abundance of foraje. Our tables and bar will be well filled with Hi o best Die country affords. ; .,,;. Terms cash, BtUNFORD JEANNEBET.' Santa Fe, Oct. 15, 1853. tf . ,,. . ' Tor Salo or Rent. , . rilHE undivided third of the Ranch of Ralisleo. J Also the undivided half of the building and lands at Albuquerque at present ocenpied by the U.N troop.' Apply lo - ' - .- J. IIOJGHTON, . '' ' ' Aerent. Santa Fe, N M., Octobor 12, lS53.-tf Por Venia o Arrendamiento. UNA tercera parte del Ibnrho de Galistco, y también la mitad de las caías y tierras en Albuquerque ahora ocupadas por las tropas ue los Estallos (jnidos, Vea a . : , ,. ;, J. 1IOÜGIITON, .' ; i ' Agenie. t ' SanlaFe,OUiib;al2del853.-tf Curran and the farmer. A farmer attending a fair wllh a hundred pounds in his pocket, took the precaution of depositirg it in the bands of the landlord of Ihe public house at which he slopped. Having occasion for it shortly nfterwards, he resoited to mine host for the bail ment t but the landlord, too deep for the country man, wondered what hundred was meant, and was quite sure no such sum had ever been lodged in his hands by the astonished rustic. After ineffec tual appeals to the recollection, mid, Anally, to the lion r of Bardolph, the farmer applied to Curran for advice. ; , -, . 'Have patience, my friend,' said the counsel ( 'speak to the landlord civilly, and tell him that you are convinced yon must havo left your money with some oilier person. Take a friend with yon, and lodge with him another hundred In the pre sence of your friend, and then come to me.' Moved by the rhetoric or authority of the wor thy counsel, ha followed the advice, and returned to his legal friend. ' 'And now. sir, I don't see as I'm to he latter off for this, if I get my second hundred again j and how is that to be done? ' - 'Go and ask him for It when he is alone,' said the counsel. . 'Ay, sirj hut asking wont do, Fze afraid, with out my witness, at any rate.' ' ' " 'Never mind, take my advice,' siid the counsel do as I hid you, and return to me.' The) farmer relumed with his hundred pounds, (lad, at any rate, to find that safe again in his pos ession.. 'Now, sir. I suppose I must be content; but I dont see as I'm much belter off.' 'Well, then,1 said the counsel j 'now take your friend with yon, and ask the landlord for the hun dred pounds your friend saw you leave with him.' . The wily landlord found (hit he had been taken off his guard, while our honest friend returned to thnk hi counsel, with both hundreds in bit pocket, Mirror of ttt Timet. w: ' Written for Gleason's Pictorial. . ! . ; the ' spirit óicssexg eb.-., t; ,! i BT PAK BCKlAUm. . i A beautiful superstition prevails amona; the Senaca tribe of Indians. When an Indian maiden dies, they imprison a youns; bird until it first be gins to try its powerB of sonR, and then loading It with kisses and i aresses, they loose its bonds over the crave, in the belief that it will not fold lis wines nor close its eyes until it .has flown to the spirit land and delivered its precious burden of affection to the loved, and lost. Oman's Pic tonal, 1 - " -: ' ' ' ' Flv "If. O be titiful bird, ' ' ' To the hume of the roourneil and desrj! And w hisper each lend-if W"rd, , .' f Atut t'-M nf eacli Iiimi l-wnini; le.ir. , ' ' A'11' simr lief a soiiu' so -wet't: ' ' : -' 1 The ..wreip.t 'bal min"iv tui ' v ;i And never icst on vour feet. , Nor paiiin on your muuiitin mnyu. , , . . ' . ' ' Bul onward and upward speed, ,' '; ' Throuib (be regions dun and grand,' ,: Till the far-olTslars shall lead Your course lo the sp'rit-la-.d. Títere, boworcd in pleasant proves. Where tire souls of the blessed inveM, Tb" phantom presence roves, Of Lisa maiden we Irvc so vcll. r Von will know her by her eyes, ;." Thai me dark as the forest fawns ) . By Ihi ir 'lance of e;lad surprise, .. ' ' And their light like the inoining dawn's. . Y"ii will know her by the prace Of her motions, wild and free By her eloquent, child-like face,' ' , And her form like the swaying tree. : Then hie lo her senile breast, ' . . . , pti closely nestle there j , ( ' All. happy I to be rarest ' I!v an anefl so nnre and f;iir. P Pin- i il take every f"nd embrace, E a. I k " W" hae warnilv irii en, A' A siiih fir liri dunr iai:v. pl.u'e. ' : .Th"ii!rh i.be blooms ,'tnid the roses of ' : ' JienvCFi 1. ' ' BVc'. i v ii Iist(V.i wn.o. It is a iltmvv artpinonn. and Ihe overcast sky lo Irav.- v It il even the birds into quiet. I'U, v hiivi't bray tis'Iv Wflc'iniiisc: sprin all the ni'i'ii'.'irl Pr 'u 7'iese more le'iineruip tntitii'ics a h ivi'lv for 'he pnimxr "f the year much .i.l! i!i u i''u"ir liV'p;l"ii'i'an regions, llul, ;:'if al' M.v swallows do iiol niitke a summer, ,n.t i'iis iili.iiri .-un il aems as if the birds had Im, nil li'isuri: fi.nepcnlunco, afler becoming "ours, inl.a.l,.". .' ' . ' define us is n pile i f recen'l'. received letters). They have li.llle in common, i'Xrppt the form of conclii-i -n. and nine In ten. of t: e wiilers seem to have adopted the formula, '-Yours, In haste" The old-fashioned subscription," Very respectfully, vour obedient servant,"' is enlirely superseded. Even the abbreviations ''Yoijrs truly," and "Youis respectfully," have become obsolete. -"Yours, &c.'t which mobM anything Or nothing, has disap peared also, and "yours, in haste" is the regular conclusion, and has as much tiulhin it as the others. Why does a man subscribe himself "Yours?" And why the Aimíí? - ...... Is there hull in ail these cases? Is there need of it in any? Thereby hangs n tale; and we will leisurely recount it. One of Ibose hasty letters Is from on old acquaintance ; and if there be truth in his intimalion of bnrry we are sure that bis haste has hern needlessly brought upon liim. Despatch of business is what he never was given to, and vet he 'Tver did anything with proper, delibérale and pains-taking care in his life. We can figure to our mind Ihe precise circumstances under which this hurried and almost unintelligible note the mistiness of it being the censeqiience of his greater basic than speed. For weeks, if not for months. we know th t he has had tin duty of writing tins very h'tlrr before biin. He postponed it from day lo day, lill the day came, beyond which, if written al all, he could delay it no Innu'cr. And he waited Ihn.iiirh the last hours of the last dav, lill ' haste" was the only condition by which he could aavo the mail, in the ncessary information and en lijhlenment which the letter should convey, il is entirely deficient) and the prolonged wailing, which has done the writer no good, requires of his correspondent a reply impromptu, which Intuition or ríairwyanrr alone could furnish us with the means of writing. Slill he Is "ours, in haste," and he will be furiously angry if our reply do n"t follow his epistle 'as suddenly as sound follows a blow. Ours, in hostel That he is not "ours" at all is one of (lie ingredients in our cup of comfort Wo would rs soon boost ownership in a bubble, or an oraiice on the turn, or a keg of powder with a Hfhted train to it. '' Eiiercy and promptness to do what presents it self al Ihe rieht lime, and thoroughly, do not enter' into the character of those whose correspondence is dune ''in haste." Nor do such people come under the definition of "hasly men." They ara usually not passionate, or ensily stirred, but phleg matic, indolent, procrastinating. It is not that they, accomplish so much, but that they do nothing four-liflhs of the time, and in the other fiflh half do something, which they cannot help, end, of course, push off "in haste." And the h ilf deed imposes new necessity upon them to do something else at a disadvantage. Thev are always sleep, or in a terror dozing, or pulling for dear life to get out of the way of something which threatens to extinguish and crush them. Their notes are never paid till the last h it hour of the last day of grace ) their dues are never applied for by them till they are over doe ) summer finds spring un finished, iiiliimrt overtakes their summer fruits, and winter freetes up an for them an indefinite amount of unfinished business. . ' .. "Yours, in haste" entered lifo under every ad vantage, except such disadvantages as misimprove inent of his opportunities bad substituted for the benefits which those opportunities were expected to confer. He began business with the guarantee of a wealthy father's supposed endorsement, and rushed into matrimony to secure his Intended, whom his neglect and fickleness hod more than half inclined to discard him. He even signed his letters of proposals "Yours, in haste," and the lad v tnok him at his word. His children never would have been baptized had not each been threatened with death from disease, or danger from an epidemic. His wife understands hil humor, and never applied to him for anything except when he was just starting on a journey, or was otherwise so cornered that it gave him a plausible opportunity for compliance in a hurry. His children have caught the fashion, and among Idem all, poor "Yours, in hasle" has a weary life of it. He never suspects the cause, or luBj'ines that any different course of life,' or system lie improvement of his time, w tild relieve him from Ibis continual confusion. Ho does no thing at ,lhe right time, h i nothing when he needs it, and can And nothing when he wants it t but Is driven from one expedient to another, and out of one dilemma into the next, with a continual experience of unrest, and feeling of uncertainty. But to our story, which the reader begins to feel, we faney, will not bo hü in haste. Our friend, we informed ynil. IS married) and his wife had one blood relation and "expectations " These expectations (wnrih Something In the fu'ure to draw upon a sort of fancy stock for Hope, the eenerouj hanker) were chiefly hnsed on Ihe good W'll and rrnnd deeds, duly recorded in Ihe recording office, of a 'maiden 'un. To this maiden, as. in duly bound, the happy bride despatched on epistle, to which, the answer came in due course of mail, formally complimentary, full of good wishes oml delightful confidence that she .should and must approve her niece's choice, together with nlltlie other .complimentary protllnesses wilh which such a letter ought of right and of custom to be filled. In a postscript Ihe maiden, expressed her eornest desire lo know more of her new connection, and trusted that, at no distant day, he would himself write' to her. Tho young wife was not one who would let expectation grow cold for lack of nur sing, or a maiden aunt become indifferent for want of attention. It seemed as if it was Ihe sole busi ness of her life (shopping excepted) to keep up her correspondence with this Aunt Expectations, Her hnsband wondered at her punctuality. To think that a person- could wrile letters cxrepl upon compulsion, and such lorg letters, too I And that she could regularly onre a fortnight, receive and as regularly answer them, and that, too, with out any conceivable topic that he could devise! It wns a wonder to him The postscript of eaeh letter from aun! was regularly read lo him. It always desired remcm-' brancc to her nephew, whom sdc had never scon; and expressed rep-d at his silence, and apparent determination that she should never know him. These were the postscripts intended for his car but in tho body of the letter Aunt Expectations did not scruple lo express her doubts whether the man could write ) or, if he could wrile, whether be could spell lorrecliy; or, if he had accom plished thai pail of his education, whether il bid hem raii'icd so far as to en hie biin to express bis ael:mr (;f he bad ouy fcelinss) iu a grammatical manner. Mie wondered whether he coiiU talk at ,i!;,!ii'i ii' jj.in to, have sad iiii-jjivings. , The nil cc was eloquent in, rebutting ll these iojui mi. aiieision, and protest eit that her chosen waa par gon. But Aunt Expectation declared liiat one letter from him would do more to give her a proper appreciation of the man, whom she n-ally dc-lred to love and respect, than Volumes fiom a wife in her honey-rnnon, who Was either very fond or a great' dissembler. Tjiit she was on no 'recount to tell him these things, , : ,.' . Now Am, I Expectations I -ved in what jned ( be coiisidoicd Ilia tar West. Ii was some hundred, of miles away, and those were Ihe days when there were no railroads. Writo lo a friend now, and desire his presonco, and he will bo "yours, in haste'.' direct ly, answering by wiie the next mo ment, and presenting himself by rail the next day at furthest Our fathers and their sisters, rUriird our minis, In their slow habits, knew nothing of the fast progress of this generation. It ttas a weary thing lo travel, and required seme previous thought and preparation. Such a packing of boxes, ond labelling of trunks, and counting of parcels, and overlooking of baggage, as used to be required J maue a journey ot a iiunureu miles or more rao mfnfthan a trip to England now is. Therefore, Aunt Expectations had not for many years visited her friends in the east, and as "distance lends en chantment to the view," perhaps she saw them all in a better light all except our luckless friend who woulu not trust his penmanship to tier scru tiny. " The yonn wife began to fear that Aunt Ex pectations would become Annt Exasperation, and visit on nerseic liiewrnui wmcn tier iiusoand wns daily increasing. , So the told him fositivcly losing so he ereat advantage hv mere neílicence. The bus bund promised, ond that W.'J all. She lepeated her urgent entreaties; and ot last met him every day with the enquiry, "llave you written V" Now it is easier lo tin hypothelirally, by Saying, ''I will," than to falsify positively, by saying, "I have," when you haven't. And one day, when his hat was on to return home, our friend remem bered the everlasting question, lie hurried throne1) a few lines, sealed, directed, and placed among the other letters, ono to "My dear Aunt." Hut lie forent to pay the postage I . . 'Have you written?' his wife aiked, before ho had taken a chair. Indeed I have,' ho answered, with the air of injured innocense, now prepared to face its prose cutors. '. . . , : 'I don't believe you.' That is pleasant.' 'Do you mean lo say that you have wi lien to my aunt?' 'Most unequivocally,' .'Let meseelhe letter.' ' : . " 'That is unreasonable, I never see yours, nor ask to. lUsnles, it'am its way to Ohio before this lime.' ' ' ' 'We shall see,' said Ihe wife. '-.! And so they did. In fifteen' days, precisely, from the date of our friend's letter, just as the couple were sitting down to tea, there was a knock at the front door. A figuro in travelling attire at tended Ihe delivery from (he stage coach of 'great trunk, little trunk, bandbox and parcel,' carefully counting thorn on the aide walk, and as carefully enumerating them after they were removed Into the hall. ' -.--- , 'Where's my niece?' she askei, when Ihe tale of baggage was found to be coTect. 'My dear aunt I' said the young wife, who had now the first suspicion who her guest was. Spee dily the bsggage was removed to the best chamber, and th niece bustled about the happiest ot the happy. With a (lying visit to Ihe kitchen to bid Betty increase tho materials of the entertainment, and a flying visit to Aunt Expectations, who was bringing 'false fronts' and bitsjof lace ruffle out of their receptacles i with now a finger of aid in Ihe toilet, and now a hand of assistance In the kitchen with a look at the parlor lamp, and a poke at the parlor fire, the little wifo was In a transport, and the husband felt placid. Now, in doing the honors ot ins house, she was his wife "in haste." Presently, all prim and stately, Aunt Expecta tions was formally Introduced, and placed at Ihe tea-table. Every effort was made to give her welcome. Her new nephew, In the delightful ai unexpected hurry of the scene, said very plensant and nolile lhini!, and rather overacted I such hospitalities of the lea-table as he ventured upon. 1 But that was natural, and, to some client, agreeable. ' ! Still. Aunt Expectations seemed surprised at Something which she did see, or which she did not see. The aspect of metiers was evidently not whst she h id counted on. She was a long time in coming round to anything like feeling ot pleasure corresponding to what her hostess dis played. There was a sense of constraint upon her which was supposed to bo caused by the fatigue of her journey, and she early retired to rest.. '. :.' , ; - . , ,. In the mornin; the cloud had somewhat abated but not entirely disappeared. Our friend Voted I inwardly that his wife's aunt was a soured maiden, but he gave expression to no opinion. When the husband had ieft. she said i ; , .,1 Well, my dear, I am clad to see von so well and happy.: The pleisure Is not the' less" (her face gave her the lie ai she said lo) 'that it is Un expected ' unexpected - i .' t, ..,.'.: j. Read that letter. See first that there is no nre- payment, which I regarded as an evidence of linrry and anxiety.' . - . i ,. The niece took her husband's letter, anil read as follows! ' - , ' - 1 '' . . : . 'MV Vrn? DEAtl Aos'ti t clin niHtnnn 'sri-t- lingto you no longec, and regret that I have done it so long. I am nnxious to receive a visit from you at vour esrliest convenience, and my wife desires it very much. . Trusting that We shall soon see you, I am .'.' ' 1 '' , 'Yours, In haslo.t ;-' " ;' The poor wife's face wore first a look of blank astonishment, and Ihen cbangi-d from while to rod, and then while ágam, under Aunt Expectations' iia,."u K7,e. .' : : ' . . I ; ,!.- i 'tV hat docs that mean ?' said the aunt, , 'I don't know.' ' ''.J 'But what does he mean hv 'I run nl, rm longer,' and a visit ot 'my earliest rni.viunmira id 'my wife desires it very much?' ' i- ;, :' 'Tho fact is, my dear ouni. that mv husband Is a very negligent correspondent. I gave him no peaee till be could tell me he Ul written. He could postpone it no longer in comfort that is all. 'Your earliest convenience' Is a tiercanlile vibrase in soliciting payment, which slipped into the let ter in his haste. And that I did desire to tec my only blood connection in the world Is certainly very true, as i have written you a hundred times.' ,..'.-,:,, 'I see It all ) hut it Is very lidie s itisfaotion lo me for the fright and uneasiness which havo hur ried me over the mountains nn a long journey, and at a bad season of Hie year, for such ail expedition. I shall understand Ills next letter, if he over writes one whichí I beg yon wont insist on so earnestly again.' . .... Aunt Expectations was somewhat mollified be fore tho day of return came round, as her friends did all in tlieir powtr to make her visit pleasant. And her anger was completely subdued when, the next yenr, in her western home, alio was ap prised, by a carefully-written, long epistle, pro perly dotted with reflections, and not signed 'Yours, in haste,' that her nephew had called his first-born by her name, '(.,. . . , The visit was not without advantage to the couple. It did nut defeat their expectations, but insured them) for the shrewd aun! devised her estate in trust for the children when she died, not lonsr after, and thus saved it firm hwnming to the father's creditors 'Yours, In haste ' t , : 6H0RT PATENT SEItMOH. " ni "now Jit."' ' " : OS STARVING tOVE TO FEUD 1'EIDE, ; Text. ,. : To such a place rrmovf our camp-. ;i yj -As will no siege abide ..'., j ,yf .., I bolo a fool who slarvcs her lovi .. , Only to feed her pride, ,.,.: MYTlKAitEKSicvery' ono of us, in this unsatisfactory, sphere seems to entertain a fault-finding-wonder as to 'why heaven has mailo us as .wo are?'. The only an swer to. this is,, Heaven, Nalurc, God, Creator, or, whatever, mime you choose, to apply, has tnado us ns we are, for the good reason that wo couldn't havo boon put into a bettor shapo to aflbrd scopo for our mental and physical faculties. Yet thousands and thousands thero nre who find fault with themselves, or rather with tho Ono who devised,' planed and put them together. 'They aro tint satis fied with ' being ' tiif.mseLvks, but they must be somebody exse; still, strange as the anomaly may appear, no ono seems reallv willing to swap himself for the best live mortal npon earth. Ask ono of tho juvenile feininino gender whether she had rather bo a boy than a girl, sho wjll answer:-To katiieis mi a gau' And vico versa with the other sex.. Still, all wo frail mortals aro moro or less inclined to assume airs, to affect to bo what wo aro not. Our vanity must bo clothed in gorgeous and costly array, and our prido must bo pampered to the expense of so ber judgment. - '" ' -' - -!-My dear friends: I'd just tis )ief s.ly it ns not, 'and will sny it, if I get my cars boxed find my hair pulled, that w-omcn aro more artificial and affected than men. Well, it is all right.. I suppose, that they should be. They don't do tho courting, and arc not allowed the liberty of making tho first advances) consequently,. ,tky must to contrrivo attract. I never could sec, though, how any great capital could ever bo made out of Ihe ridiculous enor mities of Fashion. Bonio young ladies not only starvo their love to feed their pride, but they must starvo and torture their poor bodies ont ot all rhyme and reason, Somo won't tasto of coffee, lest it should bo the means of accumulating too much adipose about tho ribs, and ma king them measure an inch moro than is desirablo around tho waists. , They uso no butter, tor icarot a pimple upon their pretty noses; nor partako of a partido of meat, under a horrid apprehension of in curring a muddy complexion. ' But mark tho consequence: Ihcy soon becomo weak ly, nervous, fidgoty and old maidih tk'lr skins pit as yellow as a eucrtfrilnf ono to noeil their ejes Imvo no moré ' lustro thiin lilite heRtn in a withered d ' -find tht-ir whole System, pet so ilmt-' temí, nt itiüt, that they will hunllv stand : the shock of n severe compliment', ' Whut f then tmiotr they dot" Why, endoavitr lo make np, by artifioiul mamé,' iV whiit ' Nature conld hit vé done (and rt great MvmI'J better) hud shebeen allowed her own way. they take physic; to prop up their corWi tntions, tend apply paints, Washes, chalks ' and cosiiititlte.i, to recover tiitir pnstimi "' bloom ami . youthful beauty. Vmif bachelors 1. don't have, anything to with. on. ÓthoWí. They aré iamfiti'rfeiV goods sniirions articles ;. and, alitor yi lnivo Jiatl them upon your hands for a while, you will como to tho conclusion1 thut.you liuvu'jscui tku ulephaut,' tó.yoiu'v sorrow. ., ..... , , . My hearers : once in a whilo yoii nnno across ono .'who starves her love o feed, her prklo lint what that pride) is; k is difficult to tell." It varies tinder different circumstances, She won't mentldii, her ovo, nor open tho doors of her heart tii.i allow it the liberty to cuno out and soar npoh butterfly wins through tho bhiml . atmospIiercoffrankiK'saud ireedoin. No! ' she lets concealment, like a worm In an' apple-core, feed upon her damaged cheek: i And all this through pr4i vunitv, fool . maneas, orso.uettiinjriii tuesort i i siinwi all. you gitls-who want hnslmndR, nnd can't get on wilhont'ein, speak out, nipl,: d.on't be afraid. You, will thus got theiii : quicker, and better ones too, than by' pur-' suing any vanity-feeding, pride-pamper- ing.or uiako-bolicvo-basulul course. Go-i ahead- make known your wants pnb- , lish your preferences and you shalleaoh bo rewarded with a" husband 'who sav his prayers daily1, chews tobacco, looks1 after his household, mid takes duliüht in! being considered a drmeetic animal,,; Sut moto it bel, . .. . : . . . .j i ,. ,. V, DCTMr. Charles Dickons, In bi8"Iiohn ., hold Words," said, not long since, " Thorn aro four millions ofmen, women and chit. ' dren in England depending rr ti.uir .Inii.r subsistence on the cotton trade of. Aiue-, rica. i , .. DCPA barrel of liquor , was seized in Portland, hut week, ' marked "prinm pork." It is supposed to bo a portion of tho "striped pig. i '-.:( ;! Cool and Curious -Very. 1 " '.c t : !, '.', L ..f .- t..i . i; Somo peoples are in almost every trans . action ot life, as "cool as cucumbers," ni' the flaying' is. 1 1'cveises of fortune, po sition," luck whether for good or badr i they 6CC1H to look upon as natural conn sequences of a life time taking them all with a coolness that would astonish iv a Grebnlandef, Your "down east" Ynn'-' koo belongs to this class 6f people, in it' first elites specimen. Nothing. excites him, coolness stk-ks out in; all his busi ness and other transactions; in short, nothing exceeds his coolness but his cu riosity, ór his inqnisitiveiiess, yon'mnV havo it.' The case in point graphically illustrates both of these prominent pecu liarities of Jonathan. ;; !;,., . Jlczekiith Podgo was a Yankee in cv, cry sonso of the word, born,' raised and, lived somewhere in tho Green Monntaiii' Stnie. ' Ilezokiah kept a store, sold lrV' goods, ' groceries, hardware, and almost every other nrtieto necessary or -.cvorj thonjilit of,. Every fall ho used to .visit New York and make purchases' for his storo "teu.hnm:" ' JJkctno&t folks who' hail from his'poition'of the country, he' Wft3 death orí dickering, 'must see, price and Banvple' every articlo a man hud lit his store.' It happened, onfl day, whibi "Yank'', was ótione of those exploiations," that ho dropped into a storo on 'Jul it' street, ' up tw'o pnir of htaiiBj kept by ii nervous, irritable, and rather pugilistic gentleman. Of course, ho pinst seo ev erything, ask the piieu of this, tliut and the other article, and finally after all. h made up his mind that he'd drop iu a gain. ' , r ' ''1 guess t shan't buy to day ; will most likely drop in agin," says Yank. ' ' Of course the mcrdhant tvas in no good hninor at this announcement, after Iiv- ing Iwon bothered by exhibiting nearly all tho goods in tho store. . In fact, he was angry, belligerent. . , "You d d Yankee, yon ! !t ho ex claimed, "I don't believe you want to buy at all. Clear out of my storo, or I'll kick you out," and suiting the action U tho word, he let fly his calfskin, which meeting Yank, nearly capsized its excited owner. "Look hero, mister," Says Yank, "keep cool, don't get excited: now don't!" and opening tho door, ho bid the mcrchant good morning.. " Tho Yankee's coolness was too hini'h''