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Jr. f o 3 I t n i ? ' . i i. . . , : ' x')J s 1 'iitik , : " " " I .. ' ' N.. i i;l IK ISM. : c-i i. - 'in fi th can not cmb '. it I. lit-i- l-ai . ..,.( t nut v in t:iue with the iitnunc ; mm. .oiv.'. TH K I 'At1!'. s.liull Ci) ue hae1, carh ti--ill pure .iHectiai diall I"' knit utt'iin ; A i.p lml o il ili. Aim) miitcw dwell a pi itui.-t ill ' i.y r -i ill. jVfitf . l i.t (iiH-iiijf is tliine. t'niit r3clti- l lie i.i ie t. ui.i Iimki II. i- wisen lii-an? if. sunn: Ai .1 '! t'!i'',- oiif tt. Minn-re virtue in thy .-pi-iC'lH-I '.it ...i. i t tl'i'iv iniet-'iy : thfv hii' sl.o't ( HN.NKl'III'l i "i l'.OMKN t i y line their laml heoiius.i it is tl.i-ir own. Ami -i "in l.'tui' tuijrlit ether reason win ; Woti.'l -Imse Imiulh with a kniii ujiMu lii tlirone. Ami think it Lii.ilr.ei- to lii- majesty: -ful ! .nil iMCe, leurii: anil Hatttiinji none. mh-'i - tln-y nurtured, mch they live uiul tit- . All l.ut ii W.v,- .ostHtes, who are mcddliiij" With mi't'eliauiliiJi", pound, xhillinu". i-ence mid red dim;;. Hullrtl. Hl.XKY (ill. KS ASD MAlKlAUfcT Ft.'L- i :.n. She lilt dreamily ami quietly in a corner, willi head half bent and drooping eve. Wo took a chair near her. She simply oriiiitted ii. We said a lew or dinary words. Sin? quietly replied. Her mood was eool ; her tones were low ; her phrases were formal ; and, to .-ay the least, her influence on us w;i- not ex citing or encouraging. And yet it was, in some tnieilainal)le way. attractive. At that time we weic young and strange in Modioli society, and knew nothing of it - celebrities. We were, therefore,, n iir ly ignorant ot Miss Fuller''- local and literal v distinction. Uut we were not l iti'r iizn rant that we were in the pre i-nee of one "whose mind her kingdom wa." I'rom wcrd to word -he grew wanner and warmer, until her whole .pint ,-remed to hum and to shine. Still her manner was quiet, her voice -ubdiied. She did not so much converse, as 'think aloud." It was more monologue than.dia lo'gwt fjr we were all Imt -iif.'iit. Things old and new' were Wrought out i M-ilv from a wonderfully rich trea.-tiry, and th" old things and the new were made . t.i i . ... i witii a sutitile eiiciiitmment to lit eacn other. The results of reading in all great literatures and philosophies melted in, natura'ly and unpedantically, with the news uf the. day, or the suggestion of the Moment. There was no loudness no impetuosity, no obtrusive urgency, no ag 'rt ssivt; emphasis ; hut there was wlutt deemed to ns almost a miracle of utter ance in such u play of thought, fancy, feeling, learning and imagination a we had never heard before as we never hope to hear again. Yet we had heard line talkers. We had ourselves, in a small way, obtained some credit for that -ort of exorcise. Uut this was of such .Hi-passing power, as not only to humble our vanity, but to dispel the glory of our memories. It was at iirst strange and startling, but before it ended it was a tle liirht as well as n marvel ; it was the most complete union of surprise and pleasure that our experience can recall. Jurju-r's Jotitih. Mrs. Hannah P. Cleveland, aged 104 years ami 10 months, died at Skaneate les. New York, on the 1 1th ultimo. Mrs. Cleveland's descendants have been 120, of whom 88 are now living. She had a sister who entered her hundredth year, another her ninety-ninth year the ag gregate age of the three sisters being three hundred and one years and ten months. She retained, in a remarkable degree, both her physical, as well as her mental powers, and probably very few at the present day pass one-fourth of a century who experience so little physical suffering a- she did in a life of more than one hun dred years. With perhaps three or four ingle exceptions, she has not had occa sion to consult a physician for the lasf sixty a ears. I 'ntil the last few months hc w;is always busy, occupied either with li r knittiii"; or a book. A I'li.Mi i: hi Wmi:i:i:t Kri-vs.-Thoii, !'!iihtv Author of peace, ami goodness. I'M ! ive . OO i ni'il j: ' ' , I in r. - i.i i i: art tnat kimtlv ta-les ,, e-er mans I , "iji ! Is it a draught of joy ': warm and ; n my heart to share it with cordial. M. nvving rejoicing ! Is it the bitter po s hi of sorrow ? melt my heart with sin "lely sympathetic woe ! Above all, do I'hou give me the manly mind that reso lutely exemplifies in life and manners those sentiments which I would be thought to possess ! The friend of my soul there may I never deviate from the firmest fidelity and the most active kind ness ! There may the mo-t sacred, invi olate honor, tin: most faithlul. kindling constancy, ever watch and animate my every thought and imagination ! Tkutii in Lovi .-Burns was a sincere, not an over ardent lover. Writing to young lady whose hand he sought in mi, lie laul a rule, wnicii is too often oken in the professions of friendship id affection : ' 1 here is one rule which I tve hitherto practiced, and w hich I shall niablv keep with you, and that is .i .it i nil nie-iiv to ten you me main trutn. J tiere -'nit-thing so mean and unmanly in the t- 'fdi-iniulalion and falsehood, that I ' riirpri-ed they can he acted by any - : '. -., r-e-jero'.ss ;, passion, m- - - ( OIJAL CAVK IX CALIFORNIA This cave i- situated on the Whiskey f ar road, five miles from Centreviile. in Eldorado county, and a beauty of a cave it i.-. The entrance is not tin: one first discovered, but has been cut through the soiid rock from anoth- r chamber to the outer world Passing through this, the ) vi-ifor is ushered into an irregular apart ment two hundred feet in length by per haps seventy-tive'in width, ami of various , heights with numerous elevations, tie- : pressioiis. recesses, galleries. r.c.. .Vc. A ; scene of wonderful magnificence is before him. Millions of jeweis appear to he' glittering from the walls. Shining pen- ' danls. some large, some small, some short, some very long, some reaching from the . ceiling to the floor, some thick, some j slender, some tapering, some uniform, j some, tubular, some solid, some clear as , crystal, some of bluish tinge, hang thickly j from the marble roof. Here a little wrinkly stul) of a stalagamite pushes itself up from j the floor, and there stands Lot's wife turn- j t.'d into a pillar of marble, not of" salt j and there again is Mount lilane, rising j I from its .sn iwy folds several feet above , your head. Passing through this first j chamber, and descending a little, you j turn to the ltl i titrough a cross -eciiou j I from which shooi several pas-age-, some : j brightly lit and beautiful to behold, and j i others, one at least, yet unexplored. : i Turning ."till to the h-ft you enter the last , j chamber, lyiu exactly parallel to the one j first entered, and nearly, though not quite ; j so large, but ii' anything i.-osv beautiful. ! j and grand. This is called th" chapel, ; j and has its bidt'rv ami puiplt as well. J ' The nulnit. especially, i- a thing tit' rare i beauty, probablv built in the olden time, j as it is rather too near tin: ceiling to be of modern design. It has been formed ty droppings lrom above catching on a pro- ! jeetion of rock, and then rising and j spreading, and folding over with the most j graceful draper 'in ieri.eath. Words can give but a poor idea of this splendid handiwork ot the Crcaior. For' himself he math: it. Through all the long i centuries, while shrouded in sepulchral darkness, unseen by human eye, its splen- j dor was not in vain, for Cod saw it and I knew its beauty, to whom the night shi- j neth as the day. llow many may be the j palaces of splendor, full of the gorgeous' displays of Hi power, which He hath made deep in the earth, w here no light of j the day ever will penetrate, and no earth ly vision will ever come. The great Deity himself may reign in the magnificence, though ever so thick a covering of earth veil it from the sky. Coral Cave has been open to the pub- lie but about three months, yet the writer j found he was the two thousand one hun dred and thirtieth visitor. Salt for tiii; Throat. In these days when diseases of the throat are so universally prevalent, and so many cases fatal, we feci it our duty to say a word in behalf of a simple, and what has been with us, a most effectual preventive, if not a positivo cure of sore throat. For many years past, indeed, we may say du ring the whole of a life of more than forty years, we have been subject to sore throat, and more particularly to a dry hacking cough, which was not only dis tressing to ourselves, but to our Iriends and those with whom we were brought in to business contact. Last fall we were induced to try what virtue there was in common salt. We commenced by using it three times a day, morning, noon and night. We dissolved a large table-spoonful of pure table salt in about half a small tumbler full of cold water. With this we gargled the throat most thoroughly just before meal time. The result has been that during the entire winter, we were not only free from the usual coughs and colds to which, as far as our memory extend-, we have always been subject, hut the dry, hacking cough has entirely disappeared. We attribute these satisfactory results solely to the Use of the salt gargle, and do most cordially recommend a trial of it to our readers who are subject to diseases of the throat. Many persons, who have never tried the salt gargle; have the impression that it is unpleasant. Such is not the case. To the contrary, it is pleasant, and after a lew day's use, no person who loves a nice, clean mouth, and a first rate sharpen er of the app.-tite, will abandon it. Jr vier and O'ardentr. AnsENCC ok Mini. Talking of ab sence of mind, (said the Rev. Sidney Smith.) the oddest instance happened to me once in forgetting my own name. 1 knocked at a door in London and asked if Mrs. U. was at home. 'Yes sir ; pray what name shall I say V I looked in the man's lace astonished what name ? Aye, that is the question what is my name I believe the man thought me mad, but it is literally ti ns, thai lor a space of two or three minutes I had no more idea of who 1 wns than if I had never existed. I did not know whether I was a Dissenter or a layman ; I felt dull as Su nthold or Hopkins. Al last, to my great relief, it ii ashed acr. me that 1 ! was Slum-Smith. I : , ri..r ,vm-i -.!)., " ot RUTLAND. YT., THURSDAY MORNING, JULY loiruuiLr aloncr the road until lie came to a turnpike. What is to pay ' "Pay, sir ! for what '.' asked the turnpike man 'Wiy, for my horse, to be sine.' -Your horse, sir ' what horse ."' Here i -horse, sir.' 'Xn horse ! bless me !' he, suddenly looking down between legs 'I thought I was on horseback.' no aid Am'.' Im)! k ok a Scottish Pastoh. "Uncle Ebeiiezer, with all his mildness and complaisance was, like most of the Urowns tt-uit.r propositi . tirrn to obstina cv. lie had established a week-day ser vice at the North Ferry, about two miles from his own town. Inverkeithing. It was. I think, on .tin- Tuesdays. It was winter, and a wild, drifting and danger otis dav : his daughters his wife was dead besought him not to go; he smiled ! vaguely, but continued g. tiing into his! coat. Nothing would stay him, and i away he and the pony .stumbled through I the dumb and blinding .-now. ' j He was half way on his journey, and I had got out tip- sermon he was going to preach, and was outward storm : utterly insensible to the his poov getting his feet balled, staggered about, and at las? upset his master and himself into the ditch at the road side'. The feh!e. ie ediess, rapt old man might h ive peri-hed Uiere, had not some carters, bringing whiskey cask from tin- ferry, -ecu the caM-tiophe and ru-hed up. Kni-ing him and iii f,iiin him with m:iei commiseration. and blunt speech : 'Puir :;!ilii man. w hat broeht ye here in sic a day :' There tie-v were, a rough crew, surrounding the -ninth man. some , utting on his hat, sorting ami e leer'lor lno. -in. .. L-1 . . ... L- ; i . . t t i ot'iei's knocKing tie balls off the pMMV feet ami -iiitViiig them with grease. lie was most polite and grateful : and one of these cordial rufiians h ;ving pierc ed a cask, brought him a horn of whiskey and said. -Tak that, it'll hearten ye." H, took the horn. and. bowing to them, -aid. Su let us give thanks :' am 1 then; by the road-side, in the drift and storm, with these wild fellow-s. he asked a blessing on it, and for his kind deliverers, ami took a tasting of the horn. The men cried like children. They lifted him on his pony, one going with him ; and when the rest arrived at Inverkeithing they repeated the story to everybody, and broke down in tears, whenever they came to the bles sing. 'And to think o' akin' a blissin' on a tass o' whiskey '.' The next presbytery day after the or dinary business was over, he rose up he seldom spoke and said, 'Moderator, I have something personal to myself to-day. I have often s;yd that real kindness be longs only to true christians, but' and then he told the story of these men 'but more true kindness I never experienced than from these lads. They may have had the grace of God, I don't know but I never mean again to be so positive in speaking of this matter.' INDIA COTTON. Mr. E. A. Newton, of Pimfield, Mass . who resided many years in India, has some very interesting statements in the Pittstield Eagle, on the supply of cotton from the East. He quotes the following extract from a letter written by Mr. W. i Stearns, son of President Stearns of Amherst College, who is a merchant in Bombay, India, dated the 12th of April, 1861 : -I went into the interior a few days since, as far as Sholapore. and found that the natives throughout the country had heard of the troubles in America, and that the amount of land which had been laid out and planted by them, with cot ton, was somewhat astounding. My word for it, founded on personal observation, if the secession movement continues, in five years India will export 1,000.000 bales. The quality is constantly improving, and the means of transportation are becoming so easy, that the South will not be able to command the monopoly of thx staple out of the Union." Mr. Newton .ays there are three qual ities of cotton produced in India, the best of which is grown in the province of Mad ras. The plant is indigenous, and the extent to which it may be cultivated is un limited, and the cheapness with which this may be done would seem almost in credible to persons not familiar with the country and its inhabitants. Uut hither to the method of cultivation has been care less and irregular. lie does not confirm the oft repeated statement that the want of proper iacilities of transportation pre bents an insurmountable obstacle to an enhanced supply, tor he sayss large rivers abound in all the cottou-growing region, furnishing cheap water carriage to the seaboard. He thinks the quality is sus ceptible of great improvement. Mr. New- .tou says in conclusion: "That the extensive cultivation of this important commodity should now be en couraged in all parts of the world for the 'material advantage of mankind must be universally admitted ; and taken in con nection with its rocial and moral results, especially with reference to ourowncoun- . i... ., I ,.. ) . ..feej hy 'he con templatiou of their magnitude. Ue they more or less, however, of this, 1 ran per fei thj stre founded on knowledge and ex perience, that before the expiration of an other decade of years, the world will be tlDlel with cotton from India. VIUGJNIA. As lrom the crave w here lleto v eleepi-. From Vernon's weeping willow, And from th (.'fassy pall that hide The saj;e t ' Monticello, So, lrom the leal-Htrenri burial trfone ot IiaiuloIpli K louly dwrllinffT Virginia! o'er thy la nd nt'Hlare A warning voice in t-velii:;g. i nd lintk ! from thy dp.-' rfcl lie Are i-adder ttruint' s-p'ikttt. From ijii nctied hearthr. here thy exiled sonn Their hoittehold i:o.l- htoe broken. Tim ciire ia on thee, wolves tor men And briars lor coin oiieaves Kiviuj;' Oh. more than all thy dea.; reuown. Were uow one hero I viiiir! Wkntirr Thk Dl'Kk's IkixiiKK. Some recent occurrence over the water reminds the New York Evening Post of the following: "Mrs. J. C. Loudon, widow of the cel- ebrated landscape gardener, took a great i delight in protracting the favorite studies of her husband s hie. wishing to make some On one occasion, researches in the 1 department of arboriculture, she wrote to ' the duke of Wellington lor permission to see his Waterloo beeches, (the celebrated avenue planted on hLs estate to commem orate hi- greatest victory.) Mrs. Lou don's chiiograghy via none of the most legible mo that when the Duke read her letter le' mistook oeechrs fur breeches, and supposed the epistle a request lor the in spection of that indi-pen-abie garment worn by 'him on the held of Waterloo. At tin- signature he was again deceived. I he i' in Mr-. Loudon's name he took for an (. and accordingly read the whole sig nature:.). C. London,' which was none other th in that of the bishop of London hiin-eh. Accordingly, though much as tonished at such a desire on the part of a grave ecclesiastical dignitaiv. he wrote mm in anwer a note, which we may agiue created enual a-tonishment in im t Ir- recipient : My lord : My valei tells me that the bn eches I wore at the battle of Waterloo were long ago given away to Master Uenjamia Robert Hayden, tor the pur poses of his historical painting. Regret ting deeply that I have not the breeches U Uiniur lur-islu'j, i remain Your Lordship's verv humble servant, WELLINGTON." An Oi.i Cxii RCH. An army letter from Falls Church, Va., gives the lollow- ing account of an old church there : "The only building of mark in the lit tle village of Falls Church, (though the country tor miles around bears the name, alter the old Virginia fashion,) is the brick church, built in colonial times, and asso ciated with the days when Fairfax was the home of Washington. It is a square building of simole architecture, with small windows, high backed seats, and no gallery. The old churches at Pohick and Alexandria, where Washington wor shipped, are of the same model. The ta blets are lettered in antique style, and a slab near the altar has the following in scription : Henry Fairfax, an accomplished gen tleman, an upright magistrate, a sincere christian, died in command of the Fairfax Volunteers, at Saltillo, Mexico, on the 14th day of August, 147. Uut for his munificence this church might still have been a ruin.' The church was for long years suppor ted by the Fairfax family, whose high rank among the F. F. V. is a matter of State history. The present rector, Rev. Mr. ILtrold, has been in warm sympathy with the se cessionists, and u.tercd the most treason able sentiments from the pulpit. He did not preach yesterday, but the guard sta tioned over his house informed me that he avowed hearty Union sentiments. In the presence of the loyal Connecticut boys he may well do so. When I entered the church a half a dozen soldiers were read ing the books of the Sabbath School li brary, and one was writing at the chancel table. There was no disposition to muti late the building or furniture." .MARRIAGE IN LAPLAND. It is death in Lapland to marry a man without the consent of her parents and friends. When a young man has formed an attachment for a female, it is the fash ion for her friends to meet to behold the young parties run a race togeth er. The maid is allowed, in starting, the advantage of one-third of the distance so that it is impossible, except willing her self, that she should be overtaken. If the maid outrun the suitor, the matter is end ed ; he must never have her, it being criminal for the young man to regard the notion ot marriage. Uut if the virgin have an affection for him, though at first she run quite fast to try his love, she will, without Atlanta's golden balls to retard her ppeed, pretend casualty and a volun tary halt before she comes to the mark at the end of the race. Thus none are to marry against ttieir will ; and that is the le-isou that in this poor country the mar ried people are richer in their content ment, than in other lands where so many f;M'"i loV" V ! ' t '.:( t"'!:!JllM!t?-s-. 1, 18G1. A GOOD OLD ANECDOTE one uay wnen Jumont, the Rue St. Denis, was ! a tradesman of walking in the I Joule vard St. Antoina with a friend, he offered to lay a wager with the latter that if he were to hide a six livre piece in the dust, his dog would discover and bring it to him. The wager was accepted, the piece of money secreted, after being care fully marked. When the two proceeded some distance from the spot, M. Dumogt called to his dog that he had lost some thing, and ordered him to seek it. Can iche immediately turned back, and his master and his companion pursued their walk to the Rue St. Denis. Meanwhile a traveler, who happened to be just then returning in a small chaise from Vincen nes perceived the piece of money, which his horse had kicked from its hiding place; lie alighted, took it up, and drove to his inn, in the linn Pont aux Bhoux. Can iche had just reached the spot in search of the lost piece, when the stranger picked it up. lie followed the chaise, went into the inn, and stuck close to the traveler. Having scented out the coin, w hich he had 1...,.., ,....1. .1 ... l l ,..t. : .1 t o .,u o o.uig o. me pocKet of thelattor, he leaped up incessantly at and about time The traveler supposing him to be some dog that had been left be hind by his master regarded hi- different movements as marks of fondness; and a the animal was handsome he determined to keep him He gave him a good sup- per, and on retiring took him to hi-cham ber. No sooner had he pulled off his breeches th n ihev were -ei.ed by the (,og: the owner com-civing t iat he wanted to play with them, took the n away agan. I he animal began to barH at the door. which tne traveler opened unuer me idea that the dog wanted to go oiut. Caniche snatched up the bree -hes md awav he tlew. The traveler jto.-ted after him. will his night-cap on, literally suns culottes. anxiety for the fate of a purl .-e full of good Na'ioleons, of forty francs ach. w hich was in on of the pockets, gave redoubled velocity to his tteps. Caniiche ran full peed to in? masters nousy. where the ihI to Ins master s traveler arrived a momei t afterwards, hie Uhles- and enraged. II : accu-ed the dog of robbing him. "Si ," said the master. 'fur dorr ;r, verv fait'ldtd creature- and if he has run away with ; - - j - o j - - : your breech- e, it ntti!e vou have m lh-ln liionev vou " The which does not belong to traveler became still more exasperated.' "Compose yourself sir rejoined the other smiling, "without dou t there i- your pur-e a six livre piect-. with such and such marks, which you the Uoulevard St. Antoine. threw down there with the fi picked up on tnd which I m conviction that my dog would bring it flack again. xhi- is the cause of the robbery w hich he has committed ujonyou." The stranger's rage now yielded to astonish ment; de- livered the six livre piece to the owner, and could not help caressing the dog that had given him such an uneasiness, and such an unpleasent chase. 'Anecdotes of Dogs, by Edward Jesse Thk Uright Sipk. Look on the bright side it is the rightl side. The tunes may go hard, but it win make them no easier by wearing a gloomy countenance. It is the sunshine and not the cloud that makes the flower. There is always that before or around us which should cheer and fill the heart with warmth. The sky is blue ten times where it is black once. You have troubles, it may be. So have others, none are free from them. Perhaps it is well that none should be. They give sinew and tone to life fortitude and courage toman. That would be a dull sea, and the sailor would never get skill, where there was nothing to disturb the surface of the ocean. It is the duty of every one to extract all the happiness and enjoyment he can without and within him, and above all he should look on the bright side of things. What though things do look a little dark ? The lane will turn, and the night will end in broad day. WASHINGTON SIXTY YEARS t AGO. The Washington correspondent of the New York Commercial Advertiser indul ges in the following reminiscences of the Federal city : Sixty years ago on the 17th of No vember Congress met here for the first time, occupying the wings of the Capitol, which were but partially completed. The metropolis was staked off, but there were but few buildings, and those were at 'mag nificent distances' from each other. Pennsylvania Avenue led through a swamj) which overflowed in the winter ; there was no industry, society, or busi ness ; and Oliver Wolcott wrote : "The t.eonle are poor, and as far as I can judge, they live like fishes, by eating each other. There was but one hotel in A ashing ton. and the greater portion of the mem-- bers boarded, or kept house in the old settled borough of Georgetown. Craw ford's hotel was for many years the head- mi triers of the Federalists, and the Host had a large six-horse stage, in ...et h.'n -r- u. the C:. which lit 'PItlCF. THKKI-: CTS, 1..0 I'lAi YKAli. brought them back, which was called the Royal George. Rufus King, when a Senator in Con gress, boarded in Crawford's, and kept his own carriage, drawn by four black horses, the coachman wearing livery. Many other members kept up fine estab lishments, or saddle horses, especially those who came from section., of the country between which and the Capital there were no public conveyances. Hen ry Clay used often to come on horseback across the mountains lrom Kentucky ; and when John C. Calhoun wa. Secreta ry of War, he came from South Carolina in his own carriage. Don't Kill the Uiuis. Their son" and their beautiful plumage- all delight us. They do us more good by "keeping hisects in bounds, than injury in any and all their ways. The division of labor between vaeh father bird and mother, as saith Cowper, in rearing and instructing their young, is a lesson which all may study. If any one is making war iiton'the insect devouring l.InL i,.,l. . l.. i i i- . ' e iuuui ii-.-i-.-ti v, ueilV- , er u ivom insect voracit Uj , I domestic and moral le ,..l. ,.,:,., i.A better employed. Nati hi: a n i i Am. Upon examining the edge of a very keen razor with a mi- -'--eope. it w ill appear like the back of a uin-h. Knue. rougn. uneven, full ot notch es and furrow-. An exceedingly -mall needle resembk-- a rough iron bar. Uut the -ting of a bee seen through the -rune in-trument. exhibits everywhere a pollish mo-t amazingly beautiful without the lea-t flaw, blemish or inequality, and it ends wiih a jiint too fine to be discerned. A small piece ef exceedingly fine lawn appears through the microscope like a hurdle of lattice, and th" thread appears ! c'oar"' ' tniUI .val" with which rope- : arv "a-'' u"' anchor?. Uut a -ilkv. orm ? wel appear- perfectly smooth and -hilling, and vtry where equal. The -mal-lest dot that can be made w ith a pen, when viewed with the microscope, ap pears irregular, rough, jagged, aud un even. Uut the little specks on the w in"? or oOiies OI insects are tound to he most I awrately circular. So great i- the eon- I tm't oetwceii Loi and man. ! - i A rough individual, who-e knowledge of : classical language w as not quite complete. in i had been sick, and on recovering was told bv his doctor that he might take a little ! animal food. 'No sir,' said he, T took ! your gruel easy enough, but hang me it I can go our hav and oat-. A coojK-r finding considerable difficulty in keeping one of the heads of a cask he was finishing in its place, put hi- little son inside to hold the head up. When it was finished, he was surprised to find hi? boy inside the ca.-k. without any jo ible egress, except through the bung-hole. Two men were discussing, the other day, the habits of a third person, w hom we shall designate as Demijohn. One said that he had known Demijohn well, and that he had never seen him drunk. I have," said the other, "seen him so drunk that he undertook to remove the jierspiration from his bloated litce with the shadow of a swing-sign." AN ECCENTRIC WILL. The following will, as an exhibition of strange eccentricity, is not inappropriate to our pages. Mr. Tuke, of Wath. near Rotherdam, who died in 1810. bequeathed one penny to every child that attended his funeral (there came from f00 to 70ii:) Is to every jioor woman in Wath: 10? "d to the ringers to ring one peal or grand bob-, which was to strike off while they were putting him into the grave. To seven of the oldest navigators, one guinea for puddling him up in his grave. To hi natural daughter, X'4 Is per annum. To his old and faithful .-enant. Joseph Pitt, 21 per annum. To an old woman who ; adjtor eleven years tucked him up in hed, IT Is only. Forty dozen penny loaves to be thrown from the church leads at 12 o'clock'ou Christmas day forever. Two handsome brass candlesticks for the church, and 20 for a set of new chimes So plentiful was the supply of salmon in the olden times, that the indentures of English apprentices contained a provision that the young craftsmen should not be doomed to dine on salmon oftener than twice a week. Not all Dead Yet. Jeff. Davis has had the credit of being rather smart, but he is evidently unable to comprehend the great strength of the Federal Government, or he would know enough to Come In when It Reigns ! The Voice of the South. 'What is the tenor of the news from the South f asked a Wall street millionaire cfa jtopulur mu sician, a few days ago. 'They have no Tenor among them,' re plied the P. M., "they are singing P.se l!.-. i c ! a :t ii' H - 1 7 5 : IV "IF