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7 VISITING PRESIDENT WILL FRACTURE TAFT'S VACATION; SULU SULTAN COMES IT'S GREAT TO HAVE "FRlENDS"EH, BENJAMIN? THE FARMER: JULY 26, 1910. ispm (or &wm s r v i i r 1 UPHAM THOUGH HARD HIT SHOULD HAVE CREDIT OF VICfORY Hew Havens Got All Their Runs After Ohznces to Retire Them Were Missed The best of the clubs have a blow. ?v7hen It Is a pennant aspirant that blow is all the more noticeable. Yes- terdav u not our ilnv f ni- ' Naw Haven just Slipped a few over on us, runs, about as many as they made all last week, to a little loner, which saved us from a . shut out- Uppie Upham whose stock the New Haven papers have been boosting ever since he let them down with a few scat tered hits In two games, was called upon yesterday to have an encore. He was led to the well once too often New Haven this time retaliating' with 13 good , sound wallops of the variety that tell stories in the matter of runs. Our tall Mr. "Upham was not all to blame for the heap of runs , piled up by the White Wings. The Speed Boys slipped up on three occasions, every slip being taken advantage of. . Two of those fall downs- were the worst ever,: behfg the start whSr'eir the White Wings grabbed all their runs. With" two out in the fifth, Snyder let an easy, roller . get away from him, while in the sixth Miller uncorked a wild throw to Crooks, after two were down. Following these misplays the runs came across. So you see had Uddv been properly supported the NWhite Wings would have been shut out. Leat it be forgotten "Bugs" Reisigl. who is the only White Wing able to bother the Mechanics, repeated again yesterday, letting the Speed Boys get away- with but three hits, two by Ladd and the other by Upham. The rest of the team he had popping into the air. Upham was succeeded after the sixth inning by Freddie Gibbs, who held the Wings safely in hand. After , two were away In the fifth Pastor and Gough singled. Then Bridges rolled an easy grounder to Snyder, who let it bound through his pins. Pastor scoring. On Pecken paugh's single Gough and Bridges scored. In the sixth after two were fiunyan's offering, but threw, wild to first, Crooks having to step off the bag. This misplay was followed by hits by Reisigl, Connell, Pastor 'and Gough, Intermingled with a muffed throw by Hall. The Mechanics solitary was a gift. Miller walked in the fifth working around to third on infield outs by Hall and Kocher. Bridges let a pitch get by him. Miller scoring. The pass ed ball was not costly, as Upham pushed a screamer by Peckenpaugh. The score: New Haven. " -' ' -" ab. r. lb. p.o. a e. Connell, cf 5 1 2 2 0 0 Pastor, 2b S 2 2 3 2 0 Gough, If., & 1 4 4 0 1 Bridges, c 4 1 0 5 0 0 Peckenpaugh, stu,.. 5 0 10 10 Sherwood, 3b.,. 3 0 1-0 2 1 Belden. rf ...5 0 2 2 0 0 Sunyan. lb 4 1 011 6 0 elslgl. p 4 1 1 0 3 0 Totals . 40 7 13 27 8 2 Bridgeport. ab. r. lb. n.o. a e. Kustus, rf., 4 0 0 0 0 0 Nallin, If .... 4 0 0 4 0 0 Crooks, lb 4 0 0 8 0 0 Ladd, cf 4 0 2 5 0 0 Snyder. 2b.. 4 0 0-2 51 Miller, 3b 3 1 0 0 0 1 Hall. ss.. 3 0 0 1 21 Kocher. c. 3 0 0 7 1 0 Upham. p., 2 0 10,0 0 Gibbs, p 1 0 0 0 2 0 Totals .32 1 3 27 10 3 Score By Innings. New Haven ...000034 00 07 Bridgeport . 00001000 0 1 Two base hit, Ladd. Three base hit. Gough. - Hits, off Upham 11 mrs Othhs 8 In a 1nninfirs. Stol en haJa fnnnpll. fione-h Rplden and Ladd. Double play, Hall, Snyder and Crooks. Left on bases, New Haven 10. Bridgeport 6. First base on balls, off Reisigl 2, off Upham 2, off Gibbs o TTM rat haie on Prrnra K(w Haven 2, Bridgeport 2. Struck out, by Reisigl 4, Dy upnam z, Dy uidds z. Passed ball. Bridges. Time, 2:00. Umpire, Lawton. Attendance, uu. YANKEE BOAT OUTPOINTS CANADIAN GUP CONTENDER (Special from United Press.) Manchester, Mass., July 26. Balked in the attempt to sail a triangular race here for the Seawanhaka cup. the Massachusetts of the Manchester Yacht Club and the St. Lawrence of the Royal St. jawrence lacot ciud of Canada will try again this after noon over the same course. During a part Of the race time yesterday In whirh the conditions for the yachts were about even it was declared 'by observers that the Yankee craft show ed clearly superior at iasi in oauiis windward... The -course today is three times around a triangular, the hole' distance wwwng mues. JACK JOHNSON AGREES TO FIGHT CHARLEY MURPHY If Latter Will Whip 2 Good Men While Negro is in Europe. B V Capt. Auger Biggest Man in World Issues Defi With John son in Kidding Role . Jack Johnson refused to accept a cent, not even expenses, from Terry Lee,- last night when he came to this city under Lee's management to repay a debt of gratitude he has borne in mind lor three years. The house was not large and had Johnson demanded what wah coming , to him. Lee would have owed . himself money. , Johnson took Lee and all the latter's friends completely off their feet , when he an nounced in a speech following his six rounds exhlbiton. that he would not take one cent from Lee. ' and the big black man was given rousing applause nd cheers. - "' , Three years ago Lee arranged a- go be tween Sailor Burke and Jack Johnson. The latter was then fighting: his way among the less famous heavyweights towards tho championship. He hadnt a cent when he fought here, and Lee turned over to him as his share of the revenue from the exhibition nearly 32,000. Johnson has always remember ed this, and when Lee approached him at Hammerstem's shortly after his return from the west the negro prom ised, to do anything within his power for the Bridgeporter. ' Lee arranged for Johnson's appear ance here last night. . two weeks -. in advance. Then came word that John son had been retained for a third con secutive week at Hammerstein's. Lee was chagrined for It meant that the local show was off. But Johnson soon relieved his alarm by a telegram an nouncing that he would not only come here, on a special train, to give his per formance and return to Now York in time for his .enagement. but he would give 4his complete exhibition just the same as he does in New York. Johnson's arrival here during the afternoon was awaited by several hun dred people, who gave -the champion a cheer as he alighted from a special car. Half a dozen automobiles were lined up to receive the party. With kids dangling off the sides and backs swarming every available portion of the cars, the joy parade began. Sev eral of the centrally located cafes were visited, and the big fellow bought more often than it was his turn.' The local colored folks tendered John son a banquet In a restaurant over Donovan's cafe, in Fairfield avenue. Then he "went to Jackson's theatre. The streets were thronged with people but most of them cared only to see the big fellow In street attire, for of the hundreds who flocked about the places the champion visited, a very small percentage bought tickets to witness his exhibition. Johnson appeared for six rounds with Walter Monahan. the former heavyweight champion of the Pacific slope. The appearance of the negro called for spontaneous applause. Like a heroic fizure molded in bronze, his muscles swelling as if to burst through his shiny black skin, his movements as lithe and graceful as those of a frolicsome feline, and his characteristic smile like a burst of sunlight dispelling it gathering of black storm clouds, the champion of the world bore lightly the laurels he so recently captured. He wore the same costume he donned for the Reno battle. Monahan . and - he sparred for six rounds, the negro completely outclass ing hs opponent at every stage of the game. Johnson's wonderful strength combining with his agility was dis played to good advantage in several minutes of in-fighting, while his sparr ing ability as he stood off his clever white opponent readily showed how easy it was for him to meet and beat a man even of Jeffs mettle. Though there were six fast rounds, Johnson came from his corner with in a minute after the last was over, and made a brief speech. His dialect Is typical of the Southern neffro. He labored through a set speech, telling of Jeffries' manful effort to win the light, and said the battle was fair and square. Modestly he added that it was simply a case of the best man winning. More at ease when he had concluded his short dissertation on the fight, he expressed regret that the house was not more filled for the sake of his good friend, Terry Lee. and then announced be would not take a cent for his part of tne entertainment. Then came the challengers. Prof Atlas introduced Sailor Burke, who did not challenge. Charley Murphy, the south ivorwaiK athlete, was greet ed with applause, and his bisr frame. towering far above that of the amply proportioned professor, won him the wholesome respect of the crowd. Then Captain Auger, the biggest man on earth, challenged Johnson. While the captain, taking himself very seriously. was addressing the audience. Jack Johnson came stealing up from off stage, and getting under tho big fel low's right shoulder, gazed up into his face, feigning much wonderment at the giant's huge stature. He ducked as the slant looked around but Auger stepped across the stage after him. lined the negro up . alongside of him, then stretched his arm out straight. Johnson stood erect under Auger's arm. and there were Inches to spare. As for Murphy's challenge, Johnson announced that If Murphy would meet two men of reputation while he Is In Europe. Johnson will meet him for a championship battle on his return, and will not ask for more than 15,000 side bet. Several exhibition bouts were held, three rounds between Tommy Ryan and Eddie Kelly, three rounds between Dick Gerrity and Willie Jennings, and others arranged on the stage last ev ening not announced in the program. The vaudeville features included solos by John Allman. and singing and danc ing by Burdick and Barry. Not till the 6how was over did John son tell Terry Lee of how he was ar rested yesterday afternoon in New York city. Repeatedly has he been apprehended for auto speeding, but not until now has he been arrested for leaving his automobile standing still. On the charge of obstructing traffic and the additional charge of displaying the wrong license number, Johnson was arrested on 34th street, between 5th and 6th avenues, and held in ball of $100 for his appearance In court to day. He had to delve through $1,000 and $500 bills until he could find a lone $100 note in the heart of his bulky roll of frogskins. VETERAN O'ROURKE WILL CATCH FOR LOCAL ELKS James H. OVRourke. the veteran catcher, has volunteered to catch the game for the local Elks when they meet the Antlers of Derby Lodge a week from today, Aug. 2, in Derby. Mayor Buckingham 1 and Town Clerk Flint of Fairfield will split up In the box work for the. local Antlers. Dr. James H. Kelley of New Haven, who was elected to the office of Grand Es teemed Leading Knight of the Grand Lodge at the recent convention in De troit, will umpire the contest. Special trolley cars for Elks and their friends will be provided to make the trip to Derby, leaving the post of flve at 1:30 o'clock, and wil be accom panied by the Wheeler & Wilson band. DIAMOND-GOLD BELT . FOR JACK JOHIISOH New York, July 26. Jack Johnson, the colored pugilist, is to get a twen ty-five thousand dollar diamond stud ded gold belt emblematic of the heavy weight championship of the world from the colored people throughout the United States and the presenta tion is to be made at a big dinner to be given ' in this city sometime in November. Subscriptions are feeing solicited by a committee headed by "Baron" Wilkins, the leader of the negro colony in this city. It is said that $5,000 has been prac tically assured by the New York ne groes. A systematic effort to gather subscriptions in all cities is to be made. The belt will be of solid gold, stud ded with two hundred diamonds of different sizes, the centre stone to weigh more than four carats. It is expected that small contribu tions will be sent in from towns and villages. Should the subscription list exceed $25,000, the surplus will be spent on the banquet which is to cost $10 a plate. LARNED DEFEATS YOUNG M'LOUGHLIN Brookline, Mass.. July 26 William A. Lamed of Summit. N. J., national ten nis champion in singles, won the third and final leg of the Longwood Cup yes terday by defeating Maurice McLough lin of San Francisco, the young mem ber of last year's Davis Cup team, three out of four sets. 62. 4 6, 6 1, 6 3, at the Longwood Cricket Club. Lamed thus secured permanent pos session of his third Longwood Cup. The match attracted a large and fashionable gallery, for McLoughlln has played a sensational game, putting out the international veteran. Beals C. Wright of Boston, and making it ap pear as if Lamed would be extended to the limit. But the veteran, despite his long tournament career, was sel dom forced by the youngster to show his full strength, although the Callfor- nian outplaced the champion In the second set, which he won. Rain caus ed play to be suspended for an hour after the third set, and when it was resumed Lamed went in and won the final set. WAGNER WAS BEST. New York, July 26. Young Wag ner had all the better of Packy Horn mey in their ten-round bout last night. Wagner showed his superior ity over his opponent in every round except the third and ninth. It was a fast bout from beginning to end. PROBATE COURT NOTES Inventory of the estate of Catherine Emma French, returned to probate to day, shows real estate valued at 2, 950. Mrs. Bessie Davis was today ap pointed administratrix of the estate of the late Catherine iavis. FARMER'S COMPILATIONS OF MECHANICS' AVERAGES (Inclusive of Yesterday's Game.) , G. A.B. H. P.C. Ladd 78 298 110 .373 Waller 17 53 16 .302 Stowe 77 283 81 .286 Crooks 42 159 44 .277 Swanson 29 77$ 20 .260 Kocher 67 235 60 .255 Gibbs 22 59, 15 .254 Kustus . 54 220 64 .245 Miller . 78 268 65 .242 Nallin 46 133 32 , .241 Upham 15 SO 7 .233 Hall 75 266 60 .225 Eley 66 216 48 .222 Snyder . 30 75 16 .213 Clunn , 18 48 7 .146 Whalen '3,3 0 .000 BASEBALL SUMMARY YESTERDAY'S RESULTS. Connecticut League. -. . New Haven, 7; Bridgeport, 1. Hartford,3; Holyoke, 0. New Britain, 4; Waterbury, 3. Springfield, 8; Northampton, 3. Springfield, 10; Northampton, 4. 'American League. Detroit, 8; New York, 4. Cleveland, 4; Philadelphia, . ' Philadelphia, 4; Cleveland, 0. Chicago, 4; Washington. 2. Washington, 6; Chicago, 1. Boston. 4; St. Louis, 2. National League. Philadelphia, S; Pittsburg; 2. Eastern League. Buffalo. 3; Jersey City,'0. v Rochester, 1; Newark. O. Providence, 6; Toronto, 2 J Baltimore. 2; Montreal, 1. STANDING OF; THE CLUBS. Connecticut League. Won. Lost. ,P.C. Bridgeport ' 46 30' .605 Waterbury 46 32 .590 New Haven 42 38 .525 Springfield . 40 39 .506 New Britain 37 38 .493 Hartford .. 36 37 .493 Northampton 32 44 .421 Holyoke , ... 27 48 .360 American League, I 1 Won. Lost. P.C. Philadelphia 57 27 .679 Boston 52 34 .605 New York ......... 50 34 .595 Detroit 47 41 .534 Cleveland 36 44 .450 Washington 36 . 50 s .419 Chicago ..... 34 51 .400 St. Louis 25 56 .309 National League. Won.. . Lost. P.C. Chicago 54 29 ,651 New York 47 35 .573 Pittsburg 45 55 .563 Cincinnati 44 41 .518 Philadelphia ...... 40 42 .488 St. Louis 38 47, .447 Brooklyn 34 60 .405 Boston 32 55 ' .368 Eastern League. Won. Lost. P.C. Newark 55 36 .604 Rochester 47 37 .560 Toronto .......... 48' 40 .546 Baltimore ........ 48 41 .539 Providence 40 43 .482 Buffalo 28 46 .452 Jersey City 87 61 .420 Montreal .31 50 .583 WHERE THEY PLAY TODAY. Connecticut League. New Haven at Northampton. Bridgeport at Waterbury. New Britain at Hartford. Springfield at Holyoke. American League. Detroit at New York. Cleveland at' Philadelphia. St. Louis at Boston. Chicago at Washington. National League. Philadelphia at Pittsburg. Boston at Brooklyn. RUNS MADE THIS WEEK. Connecticut. Springfield : 18 New Haven 7 Northampton 7 New Britain 4 Waterbury 3 Hartford 3 Bridgeport 1 Holyoke 0 National. Philadelphia 3 Pittsburg 2 Chicago 0 New York 0 Cincinnati 0 St. Louis 0 Brooklyn 0 Boston 0 American. Detroit 8 Washington 7 Philadelphia 6 Chicago 5 Cleveland 4 Boston 4 New York 4 St. Louis 2 Frank T. Staples has sold to Os car D. Monevetz a building lot with 45 feet frontage in Frank street. WANT ADS. CENT A WORD -mm nmlkr o i$mm rm0 o i4vs$&i7' Washington, July 26.-i-Who is go - Ing to give an official welcome to General Hermes da Fonseca, presi- FOOD FORJTHE FANS Meaty Gossip Pertaining to Plays and Players in the National Pastime A cog slipped. , In Waterbury today. It wasn't Uppy's fault. Next home game Thursday, Finne gans will be here. The best of clubs have an off day. Maybe the Finnegans will have theirs today. , The Mechanics are the only club in the league who have -. not enjoyed . a winning, spurt, or been mixed up in a losing streak. Consistent playing week after week, has kept them at the top. Again "Bugs" Reisigl repeats .a defeat over the Mechanics. Twas but a few weeks ago when he came here fanning 14 men. "It was about time we got to Up ham," said Phil Corcoran, after the game. 'He worked the high hand on us too . often." . Bobby Stowe is out of the game with an injured knee, received in the game in Waterbury Sunday. The New Haven players report that Stowe is confined to his bed and that the Injured member is in a plaster cast. Again "Chief" Snyder - demonstrates his ability as an utility man. Yes terday he filled in at second in a most capable manner. Outside his mussing up of Bridges' bounder in the fifth he played a fast game, get ting in a number of good stops and throws. He was the middle man In a regular Mechanic double play. According to Owner Clarkin o the Senators, Ivor Swanson will not join the Mechanics until "Biff" Bailey shows up in Hartford. McCann de clares that he forwarded the price of Bailey to Secretary Farrell of the National association long ago, while the Montreal club from whom "Biff was obtained at the beginning of the season, also lays claim to him. In the meanwhile Bailey la playing with York in the Trl-State league and intimates that he will stay there until the tan gle is cleaned up. Suggested that Manager McCann give Brad Kocher a rest. The fans want to have a peep at Whelan who has been warming the bench long enough. Of late, our opponents have been getting away withv too many pilf erations to satisfy the fans. "Clams", the New Haven rooter, who is barred from the Savin Rock grounds, sat in the grand stand yes terday. Not even a bleet escaped him until the ninth inning, when he started kidding the Mechanics for al lowing " a team like the New Havens to beat them." "You've got as much chance of winning a pennant as I have" he shouted over toward the Bridgeport b,ench. The New Haven Register of last ev ening in It's notes said, "The White Wings play at Bridgeport today, and a win by the locals would be an agree able surprise." Denoting that an oc casional slip will occur in the best of families. The Ponies grabbed 28 hits off the Larks In a double bill in Springfield yesterday, Barbour, who joined the matrimony league last week, annex ing six for the afternoon's work. The Aviators and Senators meet for two games in Hartford today. The series between the two clubs this sea son stands seven for the Champs and one for O'Nell's band.. Hall was the shining light of the Bridgeport team, playing a decidedly fast game at short and gathering two hits in three times at bat. ' He made a one hand stab of Connaughton's siz zler in the opening frame that arous ed the populace. In the eighth Wal ter Ahearn sent a prospective three base smash to the left field fence, but Nallin chased over and picked the Victor off the sign board with his bare hand. Waterbury American. Cy Young has the ball with which he finished the 500th major league victory safely stowed . away in his grip. It is the second ball he ever saved. The other Is the one he hurl ed at Chief Zlmmer when the Cleve land Spiders won the first Temple cup series way back In the 90's. The ball Cy pitched in his no-hit, no-man-reach-first game against the Athletics is owned and valued by Lou Criger, whi cui'-ht him that cUv hMZ Vf t V'A in : i 1 dent elect of Brazil, and ' President j Pedro Montt of Chile? ' Some one j must, and official Washington is away - Prealdennt Montt of Chile and General da The Finnegans failed to gain on the Mechanics yesterday, losing out in a 4-3 battle to New Britain. Waterbury had the game 3-1 up to the ninth when the Aviators let out on Pitcher Smith. Cassett started with a single, Marsens knocked out a two decker, scoring Cassett. Almeida pickled another two baser scoring Marsens. ' He then stole third, and on Ahearn's wild heave to stop the pilfer came home with the winning run. According to all the Waterbury writ ers HI Ladd was . entitled to a hit in the game Sunday. The claim is made that Dmp Lawton called . Hi out at first after he had fairly ' beaten out a hit. Incidentally' the Waterbury writers agree with those in Bridgeport about Lawton. He may be all to the good on balls and strikes, he may be a gentleman and. all that, but as a man to run a game, he is all at sea. " Two pretty fielding stunts in which the Mechanics starred yesterday hap pened along in the third. Nallin made a great running catch of a long fly off Pastor's bat. the sphere sailing in left center.- Then Gough tore off a triple over Nallln's dome. Along came Ed die Bridges' who drove toward second base, but Jimmy Hall, the speediest of the speedy, raced over, made a great pickup and an accurate bullet like throw to Crooks.' getting Bridges. Ed die was so surprised at the quickness and suddenness of being robbed of a hit, that he was willing to quit. " The New Haven bunch are down as the weakest hitting aggregation in the league, though they did not show much of that quality yesterday. The races for second place In both the National and American Leagues are attracting widespread attention from baseball fans. The victory of the Boston Americans and the defeat of the New York , Americans yesterday placed the Red Sox s.010 above the Yan kees, but this lead can be overcome today if things break right. The New Yorks and Bostons have been see-sawing between second and third place for two weeks and their struggle for the honor of being runner up for the Ath letics is keen. 1 In the National League the race is equally as close today. The Giants hold the honor though only the same .010 separates them from the Pirates. The-Giants s did not play yesterday while the Pirates lost to Philadelphia 3 to 2. While the Athletics and the Cubs are leading their respective leagues by safe margins at present, the season is not old enough for either team to or der a pennant pole. Baseball writers concede that the Red Sox. the Yan kees and the Tigers all have a' "look in" at the American League champion ship, while New York and Pittsburg could give the Cubs a run for the em blem. SEFWairted Bright, active man as head shipping clerk. Ap ply Birdsey-Somers Co. i P26.b BANKRUPT $3,500 STOCK FLOOR COVERINGS BEGINNING WEDNESDAY MORN ING AT 10 O'CLOCK UNTIL SOLD No. 5 Fairfield Avenue, Cor. Water Street Rugs, Matting, Linoleum, Lace Curtains, etc. Superfine and Standard Wilton Rugs, Standard Body Brussels Rugs, Wool Art Squares, Bath Rugs, Porch Rugs, Door Mats. Chinese and Japanese Mattings. Cook's Linoleum and Oil Cloth, White and Arabian Lace Cur tains, Window Shades. Screens, etc Bankrupt Stock A. Seeley & Co. DANIEL P. KEANE Auctioneer, will have charge of. the sale. Open Evenings Want Ads. 1 Cent a Word on a vacation. President Tat and. all the members of his cabinet have deserted the capital, and none have I .expressed a' desire to leave the cool-' ing summer resorts for heavy and' dignified state dinners. But some onej must, and it looks now -as though President Taft will have to do tne honors. President Montt of Chile ar rives in New York Aug. 2, while Gen eral Fonseca will be a week latr, according to the present program And to add to the discomfort of of ficial Washington the sultan of Sula is on his way across the country with a handful of pearls which he wants to sell for real money. It's no fun, being &s member of Uncle Sam's of ficial cabinet in the summer time and presidents of other countries wanting to be entertained. Fonseca, luv -JJ A SHAVE. It LulUd Budd to Sleep While the Price of Stocks Tumbled. One of the anecdotes 4u Joseph I King's yHistory of the San Franciac Stock Exchange Board" is as follows: While stocks were quite low during a spell in 1873 a discovery of ors vu made in Opblr, the stock advancing la price. It was the policy of those la control of a Cjomstocfc mine to keep sec rot any Improvement . nntll they couid secure for themselves a good quantity of the stock. Budd beard of tbls Opbir discovery and bought some stock, and as the price advanced from $16 to SiS the profits on his purchase at low figures enablpd him to buy more stocks. Be fjig quire a plunger, be purchased to all 2.500 shares. As the stock stffi ad vanced to higher figures he sold shoot 1,500 shares, leaving him a balance of 1.000 shares when the stock reached $82, which would have given him quite a large profit If all were sold at that figure: During the recess feat day he deter mlned to sell the remainder, whlca would give blm quite a profit. The afternoon session was devoted to tha calling of ouside stocks, occupying half an hour, after which the members would call up. through the chairman, any of the Comstock shares. Budd. thinking be bad time sufficient dnrin that first half hour to get shared, sat down Id a barber's chair and. being quite flush, gave the barber $5. direct ing blm to gire him a good shave. It turned out to be too good a shave, as Bndd went to sleep, and the barber, being well paid, devoted quite a time in makinsr his customer appear respect- 1 able. Budd woke up. looked at bis watch and made a rush for the board He ascertained tbnt Ophlr had been called and had broken so badly that when his stock wan sold be only ob tained $40 a share for It. Be aiwavs ciaimea iaat cost him Just $40,000. Getting Into a Life Buoy. The aveiage person in 'danger of drowning usually attempts to lift a life buoy over bis bead, with tbe result that be Is Immediately plunged deeper Into the water. A good swimmer can do this with a sudden upward Jerk, bet with tbe nonswlmmer it Is almost aa Impossible feat What he should do when be has seised tbe booy Is to' place both bands, palms downward, oa tbe buoy on tbe part Dearest tbe body, pressing It downward and slightly away, when tbe farther part of tba buoy will rise out of the water sad actually fall over tbe head. The anas can then h put tbrougb easily, "and there yon are." Just the 8sme. "Try one of these light blscnlts .the bride suggested. "I thought they wight be a welcome change from bread." Finer exclaimed the young nus baod. "Just like those we got at the bakery when 1 was living at home." "That's where I got them." she said. Buffalo Express. A Softsnsd Expression. "Father." said tbe small boy. "what is a 'euphemism Tn -It is something, my son, that en ables a man to say be is a free Usee instead of admitting that he Is out of a job." Washington Star. A cruel story runs on wheels, and very band oils tbe wheels as they m. Eliot. Consoling Her. Bess I sometimes wish 1 might se myself as others see me. NellOh. you poor dear! Why. you Just couldn't believe your eyes! Browning's Miga slne. ' Crusl. Maude That girl is a lifelong friend of mine. Ethel Dear me! Aad she doesn't look a day over forty. Bostos Transcript. V 4 k I f