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THE FARMER: MAY 29, 1913 Governor Expected To Veio?Armory Bill Hartford, May 29. Governor Bajd win It was said today would In all piobability veto the armory or "pork bin so called which was passed In the House yesterday after determined opposition by Representatives Avery of -Groton, Wilson of Bridgeport, and Keppleman of Hartford. The ' bill gives away over $500,000 'for armories and sites. It was first defeated but was, later reconsidered on .the plea that there were some items in the bill that ought to be considered on their merits. WORKINGMEN'S COMPENSATION ' ACT IS A LAW! (Continued from Page One.) further for his bill and Senator la- bell, who had not read It in detail, asked that it be temporarily tabled. This motion, was lost 12 to 12, the tie being a negative one. Senator Stevens eaid he knew of no fault in the' conduct of the state department In the past and ' thought the bill unnecessary. He opposed the creation of another commission. Senator Landers favored the princi ple but was willing to 'give those op posed to it an opportunity to be heard and his motion to reconsider- the mo tion to table j was tabled. Debate was set for 3 o'clock this afternoon. . Senator Perry made a strong plea in behalf of the bill in which he said he had a great interest. Among the Senate bills' adopted were those incorporating the Ianbury , & New Milford Railway Company and , regarding the rights of Bridgeport and Danbury Electric Railway company, The bill Increasing the taxation of railroads and street railways by one mill, making the rate for -the next two years 11 mills, was adopted witn- out debate.. 1 -..-. HOUSE' BHjIjS ADOPTED. Among the bills adopted in the House without debate were these: In corporating the cathedral church of the diocese of Connecticut; author!' ins the New Haven road to build t dam at Cos Cob; amending the Green wich borough charter; authorising Waterbury to issue city hall, police, fire station and ; fire . department bonds; amending .the. Connecticut Company's charter permitting various extensions of lines, including one at Elmwood, Just outside of Hartford; When, the bill emending the Orange town court charter was taken up, Mr. Sherman of Orange, offered an amend- roent making the salaries of the Judge J 500, deputy , Judge $800 and. prosecut ing attorney fend assistant $500 each, as compared with $1,000, $800 and $600 respectively.-" ' '--a?.:; v. The bill-to protect all game -end en courage propagation was indefinitely postponed. r "Stremlaa objected to the Wll pro vided for the putting of the higher officers of the fire department m Mer iden under civil service and. .the bill was tabled. Mr. Ryce threatened to adjourn the House if a vote was taken upon the bQl making uniform blank forms for. tax lists. The House was counted and this showed Juet about a nixirtim. Mr. Rrwee then ooDOSed the bill on .the ground . that it was the be ginning ' of putting th estate tee offi ciate over town off iehaJe- In "spite of this objection the bill was carried. Upon the bill providing that In cities the work of liquor prosecuting agents shall be . done "by city attorneys, Mr. Pardee said the bill ought to pass in spite of the unfavorable report. He said In New Haven the prosecuting attorney drew $630 a month. He said this was an butrage. The bill was, however, rejected. - V Mr. Pardee also objected to the re jection of a bill requiring a license for all sign posts on - highways. - He said the posting of signs had become r nuisance. The bill was rejected. On a bill concerning the hours of iaoor in numane institutions in trie state, an amendment was offered with pecil reference to tuberculosis sana toria. Mr. Stremlau sald the reason was to prevent nurses working in those places from working 24 hours a day. He succeeded in getting the bill tabled. . : : JUDGESHIP MATTERS. . At the afternoon session of the Sen ate, Samuel A. Davis was appointed In concurrence associate Judge at D&n bnry; William F. Siangan, was nam' ed for associate Judge, at New Britain, .his name' being offered "by Senator flLanderw, In substitute for that of John fH. Kirkham. Action on the resolution favoring Edward M. Lockwood for Judge at Norwalk was - again post fxmed. . j IX MEMORXAM Out of our gladness comes .sadness. Sunshine is followed by rain; tFYir every hour of Joy we know Comes an hour of pain. - ' "- tut of her Southern land so dear She came to brighten the way, ... . 5ad at times, yet light of heart. To make her friends so gay. IBaek to the land of evergreen. Back to ber paradise, 3one to the land from" whence -slie came. 1 "Back to the arms of Christ. fUttle Fattie has gone to rest With her God in SHa sphere on IrUrh gpio pain, no sorrow, oo sadness will follow Her life will be' ever so nigh. IWlth. -wings of white throughout the night, 'An angel will hover near (Watching and praying for those she knew, - For friends to her ever so dear. tTo our dear departed friend,-. Patty ' Booth Allison, (Mrs. Edward Ren ton) From her loving friends among- the Poll Playe v H0US1.PU NOTES Chloride of Hmen a weak solution will .take out peach rtains. When cooking figs, adtXhalf a lemon and a small stick of cinnamon.- Pure alcohol is an excellent thing to clean black Spanish Of Chan tally lace. Washing a fountain pen every few months will prolong its life many years. Grated horseradish, mixed with lem on Juice, is better than mixed with Jrinegar. The secret of boiling rice is to put It Into plenty ,of boiling water at the tart. Cultivate the throwing-away habit. Sour garret will benefit, also your serves. Grimy feathers can be given an al cohol bath, after which they are shak. to MntiAjidrji. I In your hand you hold a five-cent piece. Right at the grocer's hand is a moisture-proof pack age of Uneeda Biscuit. He hands you the package you hand him the coin. A trifling transaction? No! A remarkable one for you have spent the smallest sum that will buy a package of good food; and the grocer has sold ydu the most nutritious food made from . flour as clean and crisp and delicious as it was when it came from the oven. NATIONAL BISGOIX COMRANY CHOICE FLOWERING PLANTS AND s BOUQUETS FOR DECORATION DAY JAS. HORAN & SON '" I florists' DIED.'" -; . :. TRACT. In this city. May 29, 1913, . at r 346 Benhaffl avenue, Mary Ma- loney, widow of Frank Tracy. . Notice of funeral hereafter. a MOHR. In this city, May 29, 1813. John Charles, Infant ton of John P. and Rose G. Mohr, aged 29 day a ' - Friends are invited to attend the funeral from the residence of his parents, Brewster . street, corner Homestead ' avenue, on 'Friday, May 30, 1913, at 10:80 a. m. , ; Interment at St Michael's ceme tery. .. , .: -' . aP PARKER. In this city. May 27th, -11S, Adelbert Cortex Parker, aged i- 69 years. Funeral service will be held at t his late home, No. 2051 North ave nue, on Saturday, 31st Inst., at 2:30 o'clock p. m. ' V , aD FDfNERalfi In this city. May 27, 1813, Rose, wife of Patrick Flnner- an. .- '.. ;. ' " . - . . - Friends are Invited to attend the funeral from her late residence, No. 499 South avenue, on Friday, May 30, at 8:30 a, m., and from Sacred Heart church at 9 a. m. with sol emn high mass. , ' ?.- ; Interment at St. Michael's ceme tery.' v,i ... - - , a WOLF. In this city. May 28th, 1913, Micnael Woir, aged 49 . years, 10 months, 6 days, . -" Friends are invited, to attend the funeral at his late residence. No. 107 Berkshire avenue, - on Friday, May 30th, at 8:30 a. m. and from St. Joseph's German R. , C. church at 9 a. m. with solemn high mass. Interment in the family plot in St. Michael's cemetery. ' - - ap P L AN T N O W GRAVES, VASES AND " WINDOW BOXES JOHN, RECK & SON CEMETERY BOUQUETS GERANIUMS EVERY PLANT IN FLOWER , AT HAWKINS, Stratfield Bldg. Farmer Want Ads. One Cent a Word. fgir Monuments ' sBTisno iiASTDra ' ffaat epermted by pneomatto entttasj ana poununt ioow HUGHES & CHAPMAN SO STRATFORD AVsUNUM Vrjoiie Oosminrlni iu t Facing ." the Broad Atlantio Yet Surrounded by Magnificent Shade Trees and - Beautiful . Lawns -. THE GLADSTONE Narragansett Pier, R. I. Opens in June for the Season, of 1913 i Extensive improvements have been made this season, a number of rooms having been equipped with, new baths, the most sani tary plumbing and. every modern convenience. The rooms have been redecorated and attractively refurnished throughout. -With these improvements there are 100 rooms having private baths con necting, thus enabling the guests to enjoy the comforts and exclu siveness of home. Cuisine famed for its culinary achievements. Morning and evening concerts. Write for literature. ' A. L. SMITH, Manager. R29 tf L A S ? G A L L . ; This 'week Is the last week to get your visiting cards engraved from a copper plate at half price at JACKSON'S BOOK SHOP, 986-88 MAIN ST. Stationery for all social occasions and for all needs. Party invitations for little children. Suitable stationery for the little folks. Special printing of commercial ctaticmery at low prices, Step PILE DRIVER SUNK AT NICHOLS STREET Caught ITnder Edge of Dock With Kis- log Tide Owned by Toole '& Sunderlin. . - , , A pile driver belonging to Toole & Sunderlin, the local coo tractors, rests on the. bottom1 of the river at the foot of Nichols street, submerged under 15 feet of water. ; The pile driver which la erected on a big flat bottomed scow was being used in the building of a dock at the foot of Nichols street and when the tide was coming in last night, in some way it got caught un der the edge of the dock and the water rose about it, finally filling it with water so that it went to the bottom. The T. , A. , Scott company of New London will Send a couple of wreck ing scows here and will- endeavor to raise the pile driver Sunday. ' . , V Will of Anne McAuliffe f Is Admitted to Probate The will of the late Anne McAuliffe. widow of Daniel, residing until her death at 138 North Washington ave nue, was admitted to probate today witn JNeule Poellly as. executrix and Henry E. Shannon and EC. J. Waters as appraisers. The priaacipal - benefi ciaries under the terms of the .will being Nellie and Ullian Reilly, daugh ters or Ttiomaa Kellly. ' The . property is bequeathed as fol lows: To Nellie Reilly, daughter of Thomas Reilly, $2,000; ..to Lillian Heil ly, daughter of Thomas Reilly, $2,000; to Nellie Reilly, in trust for her broth er Joseph Reilly, $500; to iSellle Reilly in trust for Annie, wife ' ot -Thomas Reilly, - $1,000; to Nellie Reilly in trust for Mary,- daughter of . Thomas and Annie ; Reilly, $500; to Nellie Reilly, in trust for Mildred, daughter. Of Thom as ana Annie Reilly, $500; to Edwin, brother of Nellie Reilly, $600; to Irene Hawkins, Hartford, $500; to Azme Bradley, in trust for her son Joseph, $100. , - '. - ., . To Mary '.Reilly is bequeathed the piano of the deceased and to Annie Reilly all clothes, furniture and fur nishings. ( .. . " One hundred dollars ' is givem to St. Patrick's church and $50 Is bequeathed to Rev. J. B. Nihill for masses and prayers. ' .y. , . The right of burial In the plot of the deceased in St. Michael's cemetery Is given to Nellie. XHllian Edwin and Joseph Reilly. The - rest and residue of the estate is left to the said Nel lie, Lillian, Edwin and Joseph Reilly. OBITUARY ITuneral services of Patty Booth Al lison, wife -of Edward . Renton, were held at the bereaved home, "Atlasta Farm," " Long Hill, at 11 o'clock this morning. Relatives and friends from many cities were in- attendance. A mass of beautiful floral remembrances from friends in ' the theatrical profes sion and others in private life al most completely hid the casket from view. 1 Revt Clinton W. - Areson,. cur ate of Trinity Episcopal church, offi ciated at the services, and accom panied the automobile funeral cortege to this city; Interment was made In Mountain; Groe cemetery. Rev..- m. Areson reading the committal service. The pall bearers were Archie R. Kerr of New York city; Blumo Socola, di rector of the Poll players, in this city, and Oeorge C. Waldo, Jr.. and Daniel I. McNamara. . Mary Maloney, widow of Frank Tracy died today at her home, 348 Benham avenue. ; She is survived by her - son, John, and five brothers, Michael, Matthew, John, Thomas, and George.; - i RTJSSEIdj NOMINATED Washington, May ' 29. -President Wilson, today, sent to the Senate the nomination of Joseph B. Russell to be collector of customs for the district of Boston, and Charlestown . TO RENT Small tenement, 61 Henry St. Inquire 232 Main St R 29 bp FOR SALE. 7 room cottage, all Im provements, corner of Laurel and Buckingham Ave. .$1,200 cash. Watson, 83 Fairfield. ap FOR SALE 7 room cottage on No ble Ave., corner of Shelton. 1 Bar gain if sold at once. ; Watson, 83 Fairfield Ave. ap LOST. Wednesday afternoon, a hunt ing case gold watch with inscrip tion inside-back of case, Frank L. Packard, from Mother, June 23, 1894; also monogram F. L. P. on outside front case. Reward if re turned to above, in any siane at 331 Maple street, or Bridgeport Brass.. n 29 s in and est, quotations, .," WILL RICH AND BEAUTIFUL MRS. LEEDS WED ABROAD AFTER ALL? HER LITTLE $30,000,000 BOY'S HAPPY IN AMERICA ' i;,r V i rQ&; h :"rt::-; v1V V:V:v ' London, May 29 Mrs. Nonnie Leeds, the attractive widow of ; William B. Leeds, the "tin ' plate king", ie meet ing with eocial -conquests among, the fashionable set here, and the gossips are busy with rumors of her suitors. Mrs. Leeds gained much notice w-hen she came to England with her little eon, William Bateman Leeds, Jr., heir to $30,000,000, and, said that ehe was go ing to bring' him up in. this ' country rather than in America because Eng WOOD'S CHAUFFEUR OH WITNESS STAND . ; ..'.-' : i . , Boston. May 29 Orville Reddig, the chauffeur formerly employed by Wil liam M. Wood, president of the Amer ican Woolen Go., appeared in court. -today, when the trial of - Wood, Fred erick E. Atteaux and "Dennis J. Col lins, charged with conspiracy to in jure the cause of the textile strikers of Lawrence by "planting" dynamite. was resumed. ; Previous efforts of the state to locate Reddig had failed. i The presence of the ' much desired witness was disclosed through the, tes timony of the .first witnees, James R Bailey, Jr., who when asked when he had last seen Reddig., replied: . .! "I see him now." 'To you mean to say that you see him in this court room at the present time?" exclaimed District Attorney Joseph Pelletierf in apparent astonish ment. "Yes, sir." ' ', v, , The prosecutor located the chauffeur among the spectators and a few : mo ments later called bim to the stand The state has repeatedly intimated an intention to establish if the man could e. found, that Reddig drove one of Wood's automobiles on a mys terious' errand the night of January 19, 1912, when the oiynamlte was "planted." . FRENCH VICTORY , OVER THE MOORS Paris.' May 29. A decisive victory over a large body of Moors, believed to have been . composed of the. entire hostile Moroccan forces in the Msoum district, ,, is' reported, today,- by .Brig. General Ceasar G. Alix,. commanding the French army of occupation in Mo rocco. , i.-' ". BREWER EVERARD NEAR DEATH'S DOOR Stamford, May' 29. The condition of James Everard, aged and wealthy New Tork brewer, who isr critically ill at his summer home on Strawberry Hill here. Is unchanged, this morning. He is reported as very low and his physicians say he cannot ' live more than a day or two. Sues for $2,000 for Injuries From Peculiar - Trolley Accident Matilda JJrelkKtft of this city has brought suit against the Connecticut Co., for $3,000 damages to recover for injuries received when a trolley car left the rails on Fairfield avenue, July 27 last - ' " The plain-riff says she was on the sidewalk when the car Jumped, the tracks and hit an auto in such a way that the machine struck her. She was knocked, down and suffered injuries to her left hip, back and spine. ehe alleges. The action is returnable to the June term, court of common pleas. 1 '.-.- PACIFIC ENGINE CO. . MEETING There will be a meeting this even ing at the- headquarters at Bull's Head of the Pacific Engine company which is preparing for a trip to New Milford June 24 to take part in the Firemen's parade in that town. "All members are urged to be on hand. The company haat made a contract with the Howaldn company to supply members with any part of the uniform they may desire. ERECT RE VI El STAND. Workmen were busy this morning erecting the reviewing stand at the city hall where the mayor and other city officials will view the Memorial iJiayr jparaddmprrow.. land was the best place to educate boy millionaires. The lad, who some said came as near, being, a spoiled child as ever crossed , the . water, stayed here for come time and then his mother took him back; to America., She left him to live alone in the $250,0$00 mansion at Monclair, N. J., in charge of a re tinue of servants Mrs. Leeds , is wealthy in her own, right and has been a leader of the American smart set here; - .- ' '-,-'.' ' - ,.' PLANS TO UNLOAD FORTUNE IN S P STOCK ; New York, May 29 Two- alternative plans for the disposition of the $126, 250,000 Southern Pacific stock owned by the Union Pacific were approved by the Union Pacific board, today. The first contemplates selling the stock to highest . bidders, after the manner of municipal bonds, a minimum bid to be hereafter designated; the second con templates placing the ,etock with" a trustee, without voting power, to be later distributed upon affidavit that the owners possess no Union Pacific stock. .,. - . . Both plains are submitted to , the court for approval with 'the request that the company be permitted to elect which it will adopt. ' Failing court approval, the Union Pacific company will ask that the stock be placed in the 'hands of a receiver to -be named by the court. : , ( ' Grovernment Claim Discloses Tragedy Washington, May 29-nA tragic acci dent to a blind Indian of the Ieupp, Ariz., Indian school, was brought to light, 'today, in connection with a de cision by George " E. Downey, comp troller of the treasury,-authorizing the payment of $900 to , a physician-for treatment and care. of the red man. : Hasconintonk-bi-Cis, which in pro saic English means Charley Walker, a sightless Navajoe, was being led by another Indian late at night along the railroad at Winslow, .Ariz.. An engine approached and the frightened guide abandoned his helpless charge who was run over, both of his legs beinp crushed. . :j Because the Indian school at Leupp was unable to accommodate the un-1 fortunate Indian, a private physician1 treated and cared for him for three j and a half months and the govern ment will meet the bill., FADS AND FASHIONS " Young girls' graduation gowns are beinig made of net trimmed with shad ow lacev - .' t- --. , : Some of the prettiest wfcite blouses are made of , most delicate white net. Plain and eyelet embroidered voiles are often combined for afternoon dresses. Kerchiefs of tulle form pointed square collars worn over foulard and drepon silk dresses. A semi-tailored suit can be made quite formal by wearing with it an elaborate blouse. Some of the newest American com binations have decorations of colored handkerchiefs. ' Some of the prettiest bolero coats are tied in front with bands - of silk instead of. buttons. , One of the new coiffures shows a slight fringe in front, suggesting the "bang" of yea-rs ago. The side closing with, side frills is still a favorite on summer dresses, particularly of crepe. THIS DATE IN PUGnvISTTC ANNALS 1900 Kid McCoy and Tommy Ryan fought 6 -round draw at Chicago. 1907 Billy Papke defeated Tony Caponi In 15 rounds at Davenport. 1908 Ad Wolgast defeated Frank Connolly in 8 rounds at Racine. 1909 Battling Nelson knocked out Dick- Hyland In 23rd round at Oolma. 1912 Packey 'McFarland: defeated Ray Bronson in 10 rounds at Indian apolis. Owing to the general observance of Memorial Day as a holiday the Bridge port Public library will be closed with the exception of the reading room which will be opened from 1 to 9 o'clocj-p . m , HOWIiAND'S Entrances in Main Street, Fairfield Avenue, and Cannon Street, Bridgeport. Coim. Thursday, May 29, 1013. Memofrial Day the - One dav in the vear. all other days. That one day is Memorial Day; for a3 v.v; look at the thinning line of blue, as we1 note the ageing faces of the men who march in honor of their dead and gone comrades, as, we give them cheers and tears while they proudly if weakly march in their annual pilgrim ao we seem to realize more and more what The Flag is, what it means, what it stands for. ; And so it is that there 5 ; special thrill in the poem that follows : a poem written by a man of the South and printed first in a newspaper of thq Souths ' Tlie OU Fl ag Forever. She's up there Old Glory where lightnings are sped; She' dazzles the Nation with ripples of red; And she'll wave for us living The flag of our country forever! :-V'1 'V':'-", . .. - . She's up there Old Glory how bright the stars stream. And the stripes like red sentinels of liberty gleam! And we dare for her, living, or dream the last dream 'Neath the flag of our country forever! She's up there Old Glory no tyrant-dealth scars No blur on her brightness, no stain on her stars! ; The brave blood of heroes hath crimsoned her bars She's the flag of our country forever. Prank L. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitntioa. THE HQWLAND V Delicatessen Wrves." ; "Why is Jt that a twelve dollar a week clerk usually buys a thirty cent luncheon?" asked, a prosperous man who was regaling himself at a down town lunchroom on a glass of milk and a piece of pie. : ,. '.'! - "Because he has a delicatessen wife," was the reply of his observant com panion. '.':' ' i'"'--,- The men 1 who were standing cp- to ten and fifteen cent luncheons in that busy eating place were obviously more prosperous than the men having thirty and thirty-five cent meals at the tables. .. "Those bookkeepers and clerks have to get substantial meals at noon to keep fit for their work," the pan went on to explain. ' "I employ six of them one' at $14 and five at $12 a week. I've Inquired - about, their home arrange ments. . They all live the same way coffee and cereal for breakfast, delica tessen stuff for what they call dinner, seldom anything cooked In their1 homes their wives don't . know how. So they have to eat substantial food at noon. A plague on these delicatessen .wives f New York Mall. The Sawfish.' More energetic than any other sharks are the sawfish, whose snouts are pro longed Into a broad blade of cartilage. which Is horizontal when the fish Is swimming In a normal position - and has both "Its edges set with slightly curved teeth about an inch apart. The end of this formidable looking weapon is blunt and comparatively soft, so that it is Quite incapable of the feats popularly attributed to It of piercing whales' bodies, ships' timbers, etc It attacks - other fish by a swift lateral thrust of the saw beneath them, the keen edge disemboweling them. Then It feeds upon the soft entrails, which are apparently the only food tt can eat from the peculiar shape of its mouth. Xt has an enormous number of small teeth, sometimes as many as fifty rows la one Individual, but they are evidently unfit for the rough du ties required of their teeth by the gar bage eating members of the family. , The Turk and His Teilet. - Though the dress of the Turk Is elab orate, he Is most fastidious when It comes to questions of dress. He gives one hour or more to the adorning of his mustache. It is no mean task to change it from flaxen to jet black, perfume it with rose and amber and soothe the straggling ends. Another hour Is given to the dyeing of his Hps and the caring for his eyelids and another in practic ing his most fascinating smile. He gives the same attention to his wearing apparel. It is of finest broadcloth, or vlvet and covered with embroidery of heavy gold. His arms and chest are left bare to show the splendid polish of his ebony skin. Grace is added by his capote, draped with great chic. But this splendor would be nothing with out a sword with gilt handle, a watch with concealed miniature, a tobacco pouch of knitted gold and a pistol often studded with precious stones. Hospitable Crabs. Some species of crabs enter Into cari ous partnerships with other small ani mals. The sponge crab (Dromla vul garis) is so named because of a trick It has of attaching a sponge to its back, hpldiog It there witt its cla W3.untU it Weather Fair tonight; fair, warm tomorrow, probably showers at eight store is closed all day The Mas: means more than or or droop o'er us dead DRY GOODS C Is firmly fastened. Pine tlie epor r; li filled with small needles and givos t . f a strong odor It protects the crab fro i many enemies. In return It get to::r tshment from the bits of food left ov . -from the crab's numerous repasta. Tt'. t peculiar habit of the crab Is shoxen ,j the behavior of a young spider era b t the New Tort aquarium. Wlwn r '-- " r- ! In a tank that contained TSsa.ny e; !:; orange colored sea anemones t!e crn'j immediately discarded the ttrrn - tti seaweed with which It was crjv- l s I adorned Itself with, the gayly eo3--re-l anemones. Vanishing "Merrie jz.n&mnd." There are still, I believe, pw talk of "Merrie England" ac4 ts. associate it with xnorris danei, t poles and Shakespeare's plays. 1 . - -are generally sentimentalist c t kind who prate of the good omI tli-op." which never existed, and "Good ; Bess,' who possessed every c i ' you like but goodness. Ttxey i ' beer In the past and practice vrcf ' -anism in the present Londi. a 1;? stander. What He WeuW Da. i Jorkins What would you do If yi had a son like mine? DJgtoj I wot . . work bard to get to be a rain Serial re. Jorktaa What; so that yon cowiM in dulge his tastes? Digby Ko; no t' t he'd feel It good and hard when I ilia Inherited Mm Exchange. . Plenty of Slat. "Put that ton of coal on th elitt directed the customer. We nave no slate," said the C-lr frigidly. "Oh, yes, you have! I got 300 pouT34 f it with the coaL" Waahingt Kar ald. Cruel. Miss Oldgirl Oh. Mr. Ughtbe&d, Tvm fast - seen eighteen happy natmm I Mr. Ldghtbead Only eighteen tarry ones? What an unhappy KXe you rcr.t bare had! Exchange. Hard For Htm. "Wombat saJs It is hard to Ca 1 woman's pocket." "He ought to know. He married J: or money." Washington Herald. Works Both Ways. One reason why a girl laughs ci Is because she is pretty, and one rv-i-son wny she is pretty is bec&nss i j laughs often. Dallas News. The Great Lottery, 'Marks Taking a wife la some'. like eating mushrooms. Perks I. so? Marks You've got to await r--. . . Derore you can be absolutely e , you've taken the right kind. Eicha t. An Impossibility. Physician Ton are too intense. Yet must take life easier. Pair Patient But, doctor, I have the artistic terr-pera- ment, and one can't have t bat la. mod eration. Chicago Tribune. Literary Not. Young Writer What magazine wtli give me the highest position qnicvpst? Literary Friend A powder magaal.vv if you send in a fiery article. C;er land Leader.