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TYfT! A. A. EARLE, PUBLISHER.! JST o More Compromise witli Sltwoiry. ITEiniS, 1,25 IN ADVANCE. IRASBUEGn, VERMONT, FRIDAY, MARCH 28, 1850. NUMBER 13. VOLUME 1. itcrarn Selections. From Harper's Magazine. : MY NEIGHBOR'S STORY. I have a neighbor. We occupy ad joining rooms in a .shabby genteel board ing house, where the cheap lodging part ly consoles us for its discomforts. My , neighbor is a grave, faded, silent woman of forty or thereabouts, always dressed in 6ombre colors, with a plain muslin cap concealing her gray hair, and a reserve of manner, which baflles curiosity, and -questioners. She has no visitors ; she rarely leaves the house ; the postman's arrival never causes a stir of joy or sorrow upon her countenance; and after each meal, she slowly retires from the dining room with her usual heavy, listless tread, and is not seen again until the bell summons us to the table once more. If addressed, she answers quietly and firmly, glancing a moment at her interlo cutor, and then looking down upon her plate as if she wished to let you under stand that politeness alone induced her to reply. Always punctual in her weekly pay ments, so mysteriously regular in her conduct, so averse to gossip, at first my neighbor was a great " card" in the house, and wc shuflled and dealt her every day fco soon as bef back was turned. "Who was she?" No one could tell. She gave her name as Mrs. Brown ; and weeks lengthened into months, and months into years, and still, grave, faded silent, with her dark gowns and her measured footfall, the stranger lived in our midst as unknown as if she wore an iron mask, and did not speak our language. Gradually the interest in her died away. The inmates of the boarding-house left off wondering about her, for no fresh food was served up for their eager swallow she just staid at the same point, neither lessoning nor increasing her self-concentrating style of life so, sadly and weari ly my neighbor's days dragged along in their unbroken calm and unwavering reserve. She was still to me a subject of tho't. j Whether it were because I was more pertinacious than my fellow-boarders, or whether, being in the next room, I seemed nearer to her, and could hear her fre quently pacing her narrow chamber for hours, not restlessly, but with a solemn, marked, continuous march, which often lasted till the gray dawii peeped through my shutters whether this made a bond "between us unfelt by the others, I do not know ; but certain it is, that long after the rest had ceased to notice her, I still watched, and strove to pierce the enve lope which shut us out from her ideas, 'feelings, and sorrows. After a night passed as I have de- Scribed, she would appear at the break fast table with no traces of tears or sleepi ness, just the same haggard look around her large eyes, the same patient suffer-" ing wrinkling her faded mouth, the same entire hopelessuess of carriage and air. She asked no sympathy she needed none. I saw very soon she was unac customed to the coarse fare which our landlady provided; others had remarked that soon after her arrival, and once, some one had said to her, " You don't relish your victuals, ma'am. You havebeen used to better, perhaps ?" She had fixed her sternest look upon the speaker. " You are mistaken," she said drop ping her eyelids; "everything is better than I am in the habit of seeing." And from that day the meanest dish Kn the humble board was always her choice, although she could not sometimes 'dispose of the contents, but would play 'with her knife and three-pronged fork, 4and rise from anions us without having eaten enough to nourish a sparrow. There was another singular incident which early in her stay caused much com ment. One morning she chanced to sit next our landlady, who, awkwardly enough, upset the ewer of boiled milk over the steeve ana nana oi Airs. Brown. It was not very hot, the milk it never was but Mrs. Plunkett started up with apolo gies, and, in spite of my neighbor's resis tance, would wipe and rub the wet hand herself. In a few seconds all the board ers saw with amazement that the well polished hand contrasted singularly with its fellow, which was brown and harsh ; while the one clasped by Mrs. Plunkett, Was delicate, fair, blue-veined and beau tiful. The hoarders were almost content at losing their coffee, since the spilt milk tad secured the knowledge of this mys tery ; but my neighbor drew her sleeve I closed the door gently, and held my over her hand and retired. At dinner they breath, lest I should disturb her. appeared to have resumed their likeness ; " Poor thing !" and worthy Mrs. Plunkett will to her I could not write In spite of my sixty last hour believe that the constant use of years, boyish tears wet my cheek, and I boiled milk (tepid) will produce the hap- listened listened and heard the low piest results, upon the most unsatisfactory sobs die out : then came the heavy, grief skins. laden footsteps. ' Last week I remarked that my neigh- Who and what was my neighbor ?" bor was more than usually depressed. Her door opened : not as I opened it, Through the partition wall I frequently but quickly violently, and she ran she heard her sigh, and for three nights the who always walked as if shod with lead C. . t ; ' 1-(i rit iin f -1 T T-eY!1 1 '1 r Kpflt. nrilb- ! ilnirn tlio t o!r T , knrl- aJiwyap . ;..tv.iiuisj!!uu. --- her.- Her bonnet was dashed upon "her Each day she looked more worn, and head, and a shawl thrown around her. my old eyes filled with tears as I watched In a moment I was after her I watched her. Latterly she had not turned with a the course she took and Followed. vexed frown from my observation, as I Tjp one qU;et street, down another, to had often had the pain of seeing her do, the finest quarter of the city, flew my but once or twice she gave me an earnest neighbor. At last we were almost driven glance from beneath her fatigued brow, over Dy carriages making their way in while her arms dropped moodily and the same direction; and to my surprise, weakly beside her. she stopped where they did. She seemed thinner, more fragile than A grand old house! Lights streaming ever. Her gown waist was pinned over from the hall and through each window more closel-, each day ; a willow-wand is chink. Files of servants in livery mar- scarcely slighter than her waist. shaling the guests, crowds of by-standers But, as I was saying it was about going into the entrance-door and gaping eight o'clock in the evening, and I was at the company, as coach after coach set sitting in my own room, intending to down its richly dressed occupants upon write a letter to my absent child in Cali- the carpet which was spread for dainty fornia, when a sob, so loud, so deep, so feet. heart-breaking, came to me from my I was quite bewildered. neighbor. " What does my neighbor here ?" It was irresistible. I started up and She stood three paces from me as I hi 1 went into the passage. A light shone in the shade. The ragged boys jostled below the closed door of my neighbor's her, and a big Irishwomen thrust her room. I listened. All was still, except aside, tier bonnet was pulled over her from the parlor down stairs, where one of face, but I could see the dark eyes flash- the ladies was torturing the piano. ing now; and when a police officer shoved Again that heavy sigh. It was as if a the crowd into order, and bade her "stand long pent-up agony, like a mighty fiver back," I saw her turn upon him with a bursting its bounds rushed sweepingly, gesture worthy the portrait; and then distractingly, overwhelmingly into sound clasping her hands in agony, she shrank and action. Sob upon sob ; tears falling back, and leaned panting against the iron in mad sorrow ; and then a fall, as if a railing! j figure, gathered up to its full height had Presently she raised her bowed head suddenly dropped prone upon the floor, and looked eagerly around ; then she ' I felt the impropriety, the intrusion slipped through the mass and I followed but I softly opened the door, carried away after. She gained the back entrance, a by a sympathy stronger than convention- deserted lane dimly lighted, and almost al rules feeling in this darkness, open a small gate There lay my neighbor. Her long hair and pushed in. untwisted, disheveled ; her head buried I waited to hear her step forward, in her arms gathered in a reckless heap, then pushed the gate gently, and found writhing in uncontrollable misery. Bitter myself in a large garden. She was a few sighs, half uttered words, and ceaseless yards in advance cautionsly making her moans. The room was bare ; no curtains way to the hard, comfortless bed ; none at the Nothing daunted, I did likewise. She solitary window. A stiff, uncushioned threaded the alleys with perfect ease, chair, a small trunk ; not a book, not a avoiding the broader paths, and walking sign of woman's presence ; the most steadily om At length she paused so cheerless spot conceivable. But opposite abruptly, at a sudden turn that I was al to me there rested an object so strange most upon her heels. Immediately in to find in such an apartment, that it front of us, with no impediment to our riveted my attention and kept me spell- sightbutthetrunkof the tree behind which bound. she partially screened herself, was spread A large packing-case held a picture in out the whole company, whose simulta a splendid frame ; the upper side had been neous alTival was now accounted for. removed onty recently, tor it yet leaned The night was warm (though in niid- pan.y against me picture. winter), the shutters were folded back, It was a portrait ; a full length portrait , . ., . . , . x , . , . - 1 and in this sumptuous drawing room stood J a bridal party, til ul that I wondered if lips sored and i , -, e A 1 I hft nrinp w.iq m n enff anH rr.nll, eyes so dazzling could have ever existed. u . ! -. mi . e , ,. beauty, very young, fair and tender, I he dress was ot a fashion of fifteen years , , , . , , ., , , , , ,. J blushing timidly beneath her veil and back or more j the surroundings repre- v., , , , . . , ' of orange blossoms, and looking up with ..,. .....c. , v mingled basnfulnes3 and love at Ler nished, and, reclining upon a sofa, with bridegroom. We had arrived singularly, , .,- f-i clear and shrill. It resounded through that great empty garden, it echoed from the ancient walls! it stunned me for a second. - A wild cry, a confused swaying of the crowd, the bride sinking, in her bride groom's arms, a momenary hush, and then some one sprang to the open win dows, and all was hurry and pursuit. I seized ruy neighbor's arm ; she strug gled, but I dragged her on ; and while eyes were peering intone darkness, and mpta rfcei were close upon iu, we gained the little gate and . wersl. safe. She was quieter now, only her hand was marble cold, and she muttered : " My darlings, my poor forsaken dar lings 1" I led her into the silent park which bor ders that portion of the city, and seated her on the bench. The stars twinkled abore our heads, restlessly, it appeared to me, and with a feverish, uncertain gleam. There was no calm anywhere. Did the tumultuous beatings of that sorrowful htart fill the at mosphere, and make even leaven's lights burn fitfullv ? mine. Men quailed before my bitter tongue, and then crept to my feet to sun themselves in the dangerous softness of my smile. " How I hated them all I "At early dawn I was miles away. Straight as the lapwing to her nest I sought my children. " I came to this city disguised. " There was no marks of age then ; midnight orgies had respected their fit associate, the devil had cared for his own. I stained my face, my., royally beautiful hands. Tim feet -which had been plantedj in their slender divinity upQii the necks of my subjects, were hidden in coarse shoes. The figure was now swathed in rusty garments, which enabled me, un- DREJUVIS. I Without further search we may agree A man who is the least inclined to su- j J,ie opinion, without discussing the perstition, may be excused if, at times, he I vauso, t,iat dreams are not wlmt super gives some credence to either the bril- stilion has stated them to be, neither an liantor gloomy dreams which sometimes ,m7 w hat they are defined by modern assail him. Modern philosophy, armed with its hopeless scepticism, has vainly sought to banish among the crowd of fa bles, these features which prove the in tellecual existence of man during his sleep ; on the other hand there were many respectable personages of antiquity, phi losophers, as well as commanders of ar mies, with the most eminent writers of Greece and IJomc, who thought it their duty to have faith in drennis, on which might depend the safety of the people, a It was not noisy, it was not rough ; it enough just as they took their places for lay this beauty-a sparkling petulance, the ceremonJr, i stout, severe, eiueny man, with a haughty grace enveloping her.' and shining jewels decked her lovely person with a glorious fitness like dewdrops-upon violet felossoms. By the light of a sixpenny glass lamp, bushy eyebrows, and an obstinate, harsh expression breaking through the present suavity of his look, supporting this young . rpfidiro tn li fr 1 I ff T X 11 nrl. -r.r..i.l-T in which burned camphene, on the table, . .1 1" . . , ., . , : . ' her father or guardian, while as evidently was a wild, silent, desperate throb. " How came you here ?' she said, at last) turning upon me. "Tou were with me in the garden V' u I was. I followed yoi. You have made me eager to serve and comfort you." " Comfort me ! Listen. That house which we have just left vas once mine. There I lived its proud ami idolized mis" tress. That youngbrideismj daughter, my i own fair-haired Emma. My petted boy. my darling Horace, you sav him, did you not ? They clung to me, fiiey were so young. 1 es, 1 lett them I She paused. " I scarcely know your name, but lat terly I have seen that you feel for me. that you pity me. You are aa old man. My heart is breaking to-night. God help me ! I thought it had broken long ago. is years since I have permitted myself the luxury of a friendly word. 1 never peak. When I was a woman beautiful and admired, men used to worship my wit, and bow down before my sarcastic eloquence. It is one of my penances now to be silent, to permit myself no relaxation from this strict vow. But to-night I must peak." . . . " Is she hot lovely my gentle Emma Did you see the bridegroom ? I know him. He is cruel, heartless, cold, selfish, unwarmed by a single virtue or even vice He feels too little to be even wicked All is calculation. Hard as adament, unbending as the steadfast rock, he will crush my darling's timid spirit. He will not ill use her, but she will die from sheer want of sympathy. He will sneer at her girlish feelings and put down her rising thoughts. " He is twelve years her senior, and marries her for her father's gold." " How long is it since I deserted them ? My brain wanders to-night," she put back her tangled hair, and beat upon her knee with her thin hand. " I was very beautiful, very haughty, I could not brook control ; and, iu my wrath, meeting each day a will striving to be stronger than my own, I grew res tive. Life to me was such a weary busi ness. He came, did I love him ? I do near, I saw this luxurious picture, and the weeping, groveling woman in her coarse garments and her fierce sorrow on the floor at its feet. They seemed the antipodes of life, and yet it appeared to me that in the lofty dignity of the one, I could trace a dreamy likeness to the lowly poverty of the other, Was it so? Had these wearied, mel ancholy eyes, which now were veiled by her silver hair, ever been faithfully rep resented by those insolently beautiful ones? Was there truly a connection between the portrait and the poor owner of it? I decided that the youth on the bride groom s other side was her brother. He glanced suspiciously, stealthily from time to time at his sister, then nervously watched the motions of the older man, and seemed helplessly and anxious un easy. All this I took in at one look ; for it has been my pleasure and habit for many a long year to study my fellow-beings, and I have acquired a quickness of per ception which grows with what it feeds upon. . My neighbor grasped a drooping branch Was it Magdalen weeping before her of the old oak' Posing her weak frame early self? against its strength, and gazing with such The morel looked, the more I believed painful intensity, such starting eyeballs it. Withered, worn, shabby, old as she "at she neither noticed me, nor, I be now was this portrait had once, like a beve, would have turned her look aside 1 mirror, reflected the features of my neigh- even had she perceived me. bor. The low rustling of rich skirts as the What business had I there? What elderly ladies stood up a soft flutterin: couiu 1 no torgriet like this.'' Ihe proud 0f .fans and laces .as the younger ones spirit which danced in every sparkle of settled themselves a faint cough or two we portrait s eye, the pretty scorn which --then a breathless silence. shone its air, might yet linger in my Dearly beloved. , ... D 1 " ureast- &he was aroused. " If any man can show iust cause whv She was no longer patient, unconprom- these may not be lawfully joined together, ising, some sorrow was stirring within let him now speak, or else forever hold h ner, wmcu naa overleaped her stoical peace." ...... . Cktu. I T il. 1 ,,t rn(T ,,ni m rm!rrt1-M-i., .r.i.-o not know. Was it vanity or passion ? a yearning after some powerful interest or a mere outburst of fretted pride? I can not tell now. Then I thought it a love stronger tliuii rcae-ou. "Five years I reigned the tainted queen of dishonored homage. Who so bright, so grandly towering in the midst of her hollow court ? " One day a new light broke upon me. In full career, with not a charm impaired, with not a wrinkle to warn my cheek that time was fleeting past, with no tarnish on my lips or brow, in the plentitude of my meridian glory, I turned with digust from revelry, and empty vicious joys. " It was satiety. It palled upon me I pined for my children's pure kisses. I hated the train of bold, bad men who wor shipped and despised me. I loathed the painted, meretricious who formed my so ciety. V ith fearless scorn 1 bade them farewell. I tore the jewels from my arms and brow, and gave the wages of sin to feed the poor and clothe the naked. " It was a night like this, when, as sembling the wicked, careless crowd for one last festival, more superb than ever, in robes so costly that the women about me "paled in tlieir ineffectual fires" be fore the -dazzle of my beauty and mag nificence, I took (mentally and forever) my leave of them. " Never was my supremacy more loud ly acknowledged. Eyes hun( i city, or an army, so that, without blush .1. i . i . i . r. ciiecKe.1, unrecogui.cu, to uog uie 1001-, ;n?i we Inny )ocolne creiluoll3 after tl,e steps ot my children and their attendants. One day Emma stumbled, and I caught her in my arms. The graceful, modest girl of twelve turned her blue eyes gratefully upon me. I trembled like those leaves which the wind now beats aside. " Years have passed since then. I do not give myself the enjoyment, the p;is- sive delight of even a hut, where in per fect solitude I might brood over my life my griefs. " There is a refinement of penance to my mind in searching out such spots as the one in which I now live. "To surround myself with common place, ignorant, prying people, whose very contact once would have disgusted me. They irritate me now ; they are the hair-shirt and lash which, devout Catholics administer to themselves. " Do you realize my life ? Do you un derstand it ? This is my jar of ointmeut. I pour it out daily. " The only relic I possess of what I was, is the crudest stab which yet remains to be told. " When I left my home, my children, my all, the stern, inflexible father of those children sent me my portrait, taken in the pride of my youthful maturity. He would not retain a vestige winch spoke of me. I have it still. When the storm of vexed passions, of undying regrets ra highest within me, I open the box in which it stands. " It is not the sight of my past beauty (for I need no diguises now) which wrings my very soul, but the memory of my in nocence." She stopped. " Away '" she cried, lifting aip her arms ; " the hurricane is at hand now. Who can teach me to wipe out the past ; Repentance will not do it, tears will not do it, penance will not do it !" " But prayer will," I whispered softly, folding both fiercely-nervous hands in my aged ones. "Prayer!" she repeated scornfully. " Prayer will not give me my children, my lost name, my proud position. Prayer cannot heal the bleeding wounds that make up my heart. Prayer cannot pre vent what has happened this night the sacrifice of my Emma. Prayer may save my soul, but it cannot help them." Alas! Alasl I almost hoped that I read aright ; my neighbor's mind had gone astray as well as her poor, faltering footsteps. " Farewell !" she said, rising abrubtly ; farewell. I thank you. Do not follow - me. Ask no questions about me. Thev ' tell me you write tales for bread. If you can, make a warning of me. Faie wcll. She walked straight down the path, far into the darkness. . I saw the flow of her black gown and her steady march until the trees shut her out. I began by saying "I have a neighbor ;" I should have said " I had." I looked for her in her usual seat next morning ; she was not at the breakfast table. " Where is Mrs. Brown ?" I aked. "Ah!" answered Mrs. Plunkett, "she left at daylight, bag and baggage ; not much of it she baa to mov e though only a big flat box and trunk. The Lord he knows where she lias gone. A queer soul, that Mrs. Brown. I am not sorry to lose her. Shall I fill your cup, sir? Philosophy. manner of Zenophon, Simonides, Cassius, Ca'sar, Plato. But without wading so far back through the flood of time, to search for celebrated dreams, we need cite onlv a few, which approach nearer to the pre sent period. Maldonat, a Jesuit, had formed a de sign of undertaking a commentary on the four Gospels ; for several nights he tho't he beheld a man, who exhorted him to go on speedily with the work, and assured him that he would complete it, but that he would not live long after it was fin ished. This man at the same time pointed out to him a certain part of his stomach. in which Maldonat experienced violent pangs, and of which he died, very soon after his work was concluded. A man, who did not know one word of Greek, went to seek out Saumaise, and showed him some certain words which he heard in toe night in a dream, and which he had written in French charac ters. He asked him if he knewvliat those words expressed ? Saumaise told him in Greek, they signified, "Go thy ways, dost thou not see that death threatened thee!" The dreamer returned to his house, which fell down the followin-T night. A learned man of Dijon, being fatigued all day with studying one particular Das sage in a Greek poet, without being able to comprehend it, went at length to bed and fell asleep. He- fancied himself trans ported in a dream to the palace of Chris tian, at Stockholm, where he visited the Queen of Sweden's library, and perceived a small volume ; h opened it and read ten Greek verses, which solved all the dilficulty he had labored under. His joy awakened him ; he rose, noted down what he had just read, and, finding the adven ture of so extraordinary a nature, he wrote to Descartes, who was then with the Queen in Sweden, and described to him all the particulars of his dream. Descar tes replied to him, telling him that the most skillful engineer could not have drawn the plan of the place better, nor the library, than he had done in his let ter ; that he had found the book in ques tion on the table he had pointed out ; that he had therein read the verses mentioned by him, and that he would send him the work at the first opportunity. Marshall Villars,at the ago. of sixteen, was a cornet in a cavalry regiment. One night he was on the advanced guard in the camp, and was warming himself before a wretched fire, when he heard a loud voice calling to him to join and mount his horse with his escort- The youthful warrior paid but little attention to this order, but slill he heard the voice, and on invisible hand seized him by his cloak. Villain then obeyed, and sauce was he advanced a few paces distant with his men, than the place he had left biew up with a terrible explosion. It seems that the enemy, abandoning the territory, which was threatened by the French ar my, buiiei some barrels of gunpowder which they were unable to cany away. The soldiers belonging to Villars bad lighted their fire precisely on the pot which concealed the barrels. The action of the fire commenced by drying the pow der, and finished by iu explosion. The OLD TIME WINTERS. So intense was the cold iu England in the winter of 1 fifil, that the river Thames was covered with ice sixty one inches thick. Almost all the birds perished. In 1091 the cold was so excessive ii Anstrin, thftt finulm( -wolves entered" Vienna and attacked beasts and even men. Many people in Germany were frozen to death in 1 (!).", and the winters of 1 007 and K'OO were "nearly as bad. In 1700 occurred the famous winter known as the "cold winter," by distinc tion. All the rivers and lakes were fro zen, and even the sea for several miles from the shore. The ground was frozen nine feet deep. Birds and beasts were frozen dead in the fields, r.nd men per ished by thousands in their houses. In the south of France the wine planta tions were almost all destroyed ; nor have they yet recovered from that fatal disas ter. The Arabian Sea was frozen over, and oven the Mediterranean. In 171C the wintvr was so intense that people traveled across the straits from Copenhagen to the province of Sonia, in Sweden. In 1720, in Scotland, multitudes of cattle nnd sheep were buried in the snow. In 1740 the winter was scarcely infe rior to lhat of 170'J. The snow lay ten feet deop in Spain nnd Portugal; The Znyder Zee was frozen over, and thou sands of people went over it, and the lakes in England froze. In 1747 the winter was very cold. Snow fell in Portugal to the depth of twenty-three feet on a level. In 1754 and 1755 the winters were very severe and cold. In England the vti-onuu-t al, eKpol to the uir in a glass, was covered, 111 filteen minutes, with ice one-eighth of an inch thick. In 1771 the Elbe was frozen to the bottom. In 177C the Danube bore ice five feet deep below Vienna. Vast numbers of the feathered and finny tribes perished. The winters of 1784 and 1785 were uncommonly severe. The Little Belt was entirely frozen over. From 1800 to 1812, also, the winters were remarka bly cold, particularly the latter in liussia, which proved so disastrous to the French army. IIeadixo-okf Satan. A missionary agent, preaching in Brooklyn, some time since, stated the case of a gentleman who commenced life with about $G0(, nnd who was appealed to to aid in the missionary cause'. He gave SI 00 for that object. Reasoning with himself as to his gift soon after, the thought entered his mind that he had given too much ; but immediately conceiving it to be a suggestion of Sainn, he gave another 100; still troubled by the same adver sary, he turns upon the nrch-d.tnon thus : " Now, Satan, if you don't be still, I'll give the whole." And he has kept on giving to this day, and lias prospered both tcinKjraIly and spiritually, without any hindrance from the aforementioned tempter. EvEitr Day Like. From morning till night is the human mind restless as the troubled s-a. No sooner do men enter the world than they at once lose their taste for natural and simple plea sures so remarkable in early life. Eve ry hour they ask themselves what pro gress they have made in the pursuit of wealth and honor. And on they go, as their fathers went before them, till sick Li tle Giels. Ihere is something inexpressibly sweet about little girls. Lovely, pure, innocent, ingenuous, un suspecting, full of kindness to brothers, babies and everything. They are sweet little human flowers, diamond dewdrops in the breath of mora. What a pity they should ever become woman flirts, and heartless coquettes! and weary at heart, they hxik back with protecting genius of Villars preserved j a sigh of regret to the gold.ii timo of him from this (Linger; and also saved ; ciiiiuhood. Nature is i.ot to blame for with him a handful of brave fellows, who, ! this. We are the ofl'-nders, and deserve without the fortunate star which guided him, might, x-rhaps, have perished. The writer of this article has heard re LiU:d the following adventure : " One night, after I had gone my last rounds, I betook myself to sleep, wheu ail on a sud den I dreamed that one of my hot house was on fire. Thi3 struck mc forcibly ; I rose and hastened to the hot house point ed out to me in my dream, wheu I Lad the happiness to arrive in time to pre vent, without a doubt, a .erious misfor tune. ' A fire Lad actually broken out from one of the stoves, which were al- Cg-'Why,' said an argumentative gen tleman, 'it is as plain as that two and two! ways kept burning day and night, and make four.' 'That I deny,' retortod Lie j tccmid likely, infallibly, to make consid- upon1 antagonist, 'for 2 aud 2 make 2V erable progress." to be unhappy. Mot sTACiiKS. I'ur.eh furnishes the last argument yet discovered ugainst moustache.. lie paints two rough Cri mean soldiers, with pipes in their mouths, arid a thicket of hair all over their faces, meeting, mid one complains to the other: "I tell ycr what, Bill, I don't half like these moustachcrs. 2'h-y lu mop vp such a lot of grh'j" C If There is no greater instance of a weak and pusillanimous teiiijer, than for a man to pa.-a My, w hole life in opjfOniuou to his own r cnliiiieiitis, and not dare to be what be thinks he oii"ht to be.