i Fire, Life, Steam Boiler and Surety i C J SURA 1 ! C El Written in the Oldest, Largest and Best Companies at the Lowest Rates. EDWARD L WALKER, Bellows Falls, Vermont. We have the LIGHTNING ICE CREAM FREEZERS. They are the Triple Action. None better. GUARANTEED RUBBER HOSE ! .... SCREEN DOORS and Window Screens. ENSILAGE CORN and Hungarian Seed, all fresh seed Bug Death and Paris Green. bicycleTbargains in the Pierce and Cleveland lines Norwood & Field, Hardware and Coal. Town's Hotel Block Is now being repaired and shall soon be located in our we Bellows Falls Times SATURDAY, JUNE 10, 1899. Notice to Advertisers. Copy tor changes n advertisements shorld re ach this offlce on Mondays and laursrtays No change reaching IMa offloe later than 9 a m ., on Tuesday! and Fridays will be guaran teed insertion in the Wednes ay and Sat urday lssuei veipeoUvelv. BUSINESS NOTICES. Old Place of Business With a New Store. New Goods, and everything better and nicer than ever belore. FOR TWO WEEKS previous to removal we will sell $3, 5, 6, 9, 12 Clocks at $2, 4, 5, 7.50 and 10. $3, 4 and 8 China Clocks at $2, 3 and 6. $2.50 to 4 Fancy Clocks at $1 to 2. $1, 1.25 and 1.50 Alarms at 80c, $1 and 1.15. $12 and 25 Tea Sets (5 pes.) $8 and 20. $4 and 6 Berry Dithes at $2 and 3. $1'.75 to 6 Butter Dishes at $1 to 4. $3.50 to 6 Cake Baskets at $2.50 to 3.75. Big Cut on Wedding Rings and Sterling Silver for presents. Watches and Jewelry at verj low prices. Special prices on Fishing Tackle, Guns, Revol vers and Hunters' Supplies. Umbrellas and canes at cost to close out. Good assortment of Camera Supplies. You can't afford to miss this sale. I Don't wait too long. ' W. J.EATON & CO, Jewelers and Opticians. 28 Cray Blk., Wetminster St. DeWitf Witch Hazel Salve UTo Rent Cotfaeea and boats a Tine Cl'fl House, Lake Warren rent by day or wees. Also Dosru who nrsc ciass accom modations. Lawrence & Underwood, East Alstead, N. II. J Ball has a coil ice cream parlor. ' Gentleman and lady wish to ergage board and room with some private lanauy. Address X Y Z, Bellows Fails times- HThere will be a dance at J. B. All bee's Thursday evening, June 15. J Rest wheel in the world at any price the Victor. Our nrice only S30. Blue Store. y Ties for sale byvD. C. Wright, West minster Station, Vt. f We cua'antee all our work to be of first-class quality. People's Cobbler. I Wanted 20 girls at once, at Wrap per Factory, lnoutre oi sm. Kj. iurnew f Pearl In Ammonia Washing Jbluid eives good satisfaction. Box 848, Bellows tails. f Cut prices on tailor made suits, sizes complete, now is the time to save money and get what you want at J. C. Day & (Jo. s. . , . . f Try some ice cream at Ball's, May- nard block. UStraw hats all the fancy styles. Blue Store. ITo BaJJT Tenement at the Foreat.H W. Thompson. HFor Rent A eood tenement of five rooms on New Terrace, $8 per month.Ap- ply to J. A. Eaton & Co., or WaiKer, Remember that vou save money when you have shoe repairing done by the Peo ple's Cobbler. IfWe are offering some great bargains on fancv summer suits, call and see them and be convinced. Blue Store. f Men's taps 45c, heels 20c ; ladies' taps S5c, heels 15c. Finest work and material reopie s uoooier, What you want is not temporary relief from piles but a cure to stay cured. JLe Witt's Witch Hazel Salve cures piles, and thev stav cured. Pierce's Pharmacy, O j . A. (iast, mgr. Three dozen shirt waists from last season were $1 to $2, your choice 49 cents at J. C. Day & Uo.'s. Keeo cool by having an ice cream soda at Ball's, Maynard biock. 1 Don't believe it if somebody tells you he can have just as good work done and as cheap as at the People's Cobbler. It can't be : you know better. IfHaVe you seen the fancy shirt that we are selling tor 08 cents. 1 hey wouia De con sidered cheaD at 75 and $1. Blue Store ITElcano at stable of P. E. O'Brien Rockingham. Vt. Service $5. Also Sherwin Wilkes for the same fee. J. A. Schear of Sedalia. Mo., saved h child Irom death bv croun by using One Minute Coueh Cure. It cures coughs. colds, nneumon'i. la errio and all throat and lung troubles. Pierce's Pharmacy.O A. Gast, mgr. f Wanted A girl to work in a lamily of three, one who understands all kinds of house work. Mrs. F. O. Knight, Ludlow, Vt. . f Save from $1 to $3 when buying your suit ot us, for we have bought them and are goir g to sell them regardless of cost be fore July 1. Blue Store. . TBlacksmithjng Shoeing 90c, tire setting $1.40 ; all kinds of woodwork. F. M. Wheeler, Rockingham. Beats Them All. In prices, as you know, the cheapest ; in material, the best ; in workmanship, the finest. 8 Canal Street. People's Cobbler. Electric Road. ISave your money on lawn mowers to pay car fares. Four different kinds.Prices Irom $3 to $9. Look at them bef ore buy ing elsewhere. . D. L. Snow. School Examinations. Examinations for admission to Bellows Falls hieh school will take place as follows : At Saxtons Kiver on weanesaay ana Thursday. June 14 and 15. At Bellows Falls, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, June 19, 20 and 21. G. W. Jpx, super intendent schools. Found. A Dortion of the silver that was stole h-om the home ot G. Dean Clarke at Gage ville last Thanksgiving was found Tues day atternoon by Mr. Jjovell secreted in the barn of John A. Tbwing. JNo sus picion rests on Charles Hopper whatever ij. Jjean larxe. One Minute Cough Cure, cures. That ! what It was made for. GLYNN'S DYSENTERY TABLETS 61VE INSTANT RELIEF IN DYSENTERY DIARRHEA AND Cholera Morbus ' or money back. Rev. J. A. Leach ol Sax- tons River, vt , save: I have JnBt tried your Dysentery Tablets In one of the severest attacks of chronic diarrhoea I have had since lt-64 and th re ftult has rejoiced me great ly and I have experienced no aeiet nous Kibar ai fects from them." THEY CONTAIN ItO OPIUM Mr. Dana L. Fairbank Saxtons River; vt., says I have had chronic dys- enterv lor years ana it I overwork or o.verllft It brings It on. One or two Glynn's Dysentery Tablet alwavs checks it immedl ately and 1 have nn bad aftereffects from them." At yo..r druggists or by mnil a box. W. B. Glynn, Registered Pharmacist, saxtons mv er, Vt. The American Copper Company NOW OFFER8 BO,0O0 Registered Shares of 6 per cent guaranteed, pref en ed stock at the mntnf new coneer producing properties A dividend of 6 per cent, per annnm, payable Nov. 1st and Mv 1st of each jear. Is guaran teed bvtte Merchants Loan and Trust Co., 50 Broadway. Kew Tork City. This Is a guaran investment with the certainty of a ranid and continued Increase in the value of the stock. The company has no bonded or mort gaged debt. Address applications for stock and make all remittances payable to THE AMKRICAK wrrss wumb i, cmuau WAT, Mv YORK CITT. Susan S. Bigelow Estate. . I The Probate Court I for said District, To ST ATI OF VERMONT, WnmlnBtitr. Aft. all persons lnleiested in the e'stateof Susan 8. Blselow, late ot Rockingham, in said dis trict, deceased. T)1 , KTI. whn.u. A. H. Bigelow, has p-e sented to this Court an Instrument purpoi . k. ih. Will of aaid deceased, f Trr..t Yon are hereby notified that this Court will decide upon the probate of said Instrument at- the session thereof to he held at the Probate offlce In Bellows Falls, In said i)irlrt. on the 1st day ol July, A. D. 189 when and where yon may appear and con test the same, u yon see cmm. ZUIA U. AIXAXX, RMISTU- Bellows Falls News. Tha interest in the school exhibit in the high school building has been so great that the exhibit will be continued through this afternoon. Mrs. Herbert Cox, who has been very sick for several weeks, is now somewhat better and able to sit up during a part ol the day. The service in St. Peter's church, Drews- ville, tomorrow will be at. 3 30 in the after noon, when Bishop ' Ni'.es of New Hamp shire will be present. Mr. and Mrs. William O. Hutchins of Keene were here Wednesday evening to attend the school musicale and spent the day with Mrs. H. B. and Miss Alice Jack son. O. S. Tbwing of Putney and his two daughter.', Mrs. Perry ot Putney and Mrs, Linna Tbwing Hubbard of Brattleboro, were recently the guests ot Mr. and Mrs, J. A. Towing in Gageville. Rev. C. R. B. Dodge delivers the memc- rial sermon in Saxtons River to-morrow evening before the Odd Fellows of that place. The Bellows Falls lodge is invited to be present at the exercises and a good delegation it is expected will attend. F. A. Byrd and family have rented the npper tenement in the house of Charles Martin on the extension of Henry street, moving here from Berlin Falls, N. H, Mr. Byrd is employed by the Bellows Falls Machine company, formerly Osgood & turned to the stable.- I Barker's. considerably ir jored. Miss Gertrude Davis oi Bethel is visit ing at S. T. Coy's. The nuil boxes for free delivery have i rived at the postofficer Miss Hattie Whitby ot San Francisco is visiting at II. E. Bowtell's. Mr. and Mrs. C. L. Barber were in Bos ton for a few days this week. Mr. and Mrs. Emory H. Rogers of Bos ton called on friends here yesterday. Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Conant are to pend the coming week at Lowell lake. W. P. Cassidy baa been confined to the house by sicknuss during the past week A, II. Thompson and family have moved into their new home on Hapgrod Terrace Rov P. Clark is a new addition to the clerical force of the B. & M. division oi' fiee. Rev. J. Edward Farrow supplied the Congregational pulpit at West Lebanon last Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. A. W. Simpson of White River Junction have been guests at H. B Davis' the past two days. . Miss Emily O'Keefe of Salem, Mass., visited her aunt, Mrs. J. . C. Donovan, Wednesday and Thursday, Miss Mary Underwood ot Proctor, who has been visiting a lister in Brattleboro, stonned here vesterdav on her way home 1 1 . to see her brother, George Underwood. A party of Baptist ladies went to Sax- tons Rivet this morning to attend a basket missionary meeting. Papers were read by Mrs. W. A. Fereuson and Mrs. E. W Parsons. Mrs. Dr. E. R. Campbell went yester day to Springfield, Mass., and returns to day, accompanied by the doctor, who has been attending the medical convention in Columbus, Ohio, Mr. Farrow has several engagements for his illuminated entertainments on "Fra ternity" and "The Passion Play at Ober ammergau for 1900," in the north part ol the state and the Province of Quebec A large party of friends in this place and from Chester gathered in Banquet hall last evening in honor of the 17th anniver sary of the birthday of Charles E. Taylor There were music, refreshments, dancing, and a pleasant evening for all, C. L. Barber has commenced rebuilding the barn at the rear of his residence on Atkinson street into a music store. The ground is being broken tor an addition to the front, which will bring the building to within a fuw feet of the sidewalk on the extension of Henry street. Tomorrow will be observed at the Unr versalist church as Children's Sunday There will be special music by the choir and by the school, a short sermon to the children by the pastor and a christening service. Those having children to be ded icated should have them at the vestry by quarter past eleven. - At a meeting of the B. Y. P. S. C. E held Thursday evening the following of ficers were chosen: President, E. W Ttask; vice president, Miss Gertrud Snauldiner: secretary. Mrs. E. W. Par- sois: 'corresponding secretary, E. W, Parsons ; treasurer, I. A. Adams ; junior superintendent, Mrs. W. O. Kemp Tha Baptist ladies give a lawn party next Thursday evening on the lawns of A. H. Fisher and D. L. Snow. It is expected that the Bellows Falls , band, under the leadership of G. B. Wheeler, will give a concert from the piazza of the residence of Mr. Fisher. All can rejoici therefore in the prospect of a good time coming. A very quiet wedding took place in Charlestown, N. H., May 10, when Lensy E. Ballou of Worcester, Mass., and Mrs. Lucy M. Curtis of Bellows Falls were united in marriage by Rev. Elmer T. Blake, pastor of the Congregational church. The ceremony was performed at the par sonage in the presence of a few witnesses, and Mr. and Mrs. Ballou returned to Bel lows Falls to take up their residence 122 Atkinson street. William Dunham Bishop, after a linger ing illness, died at 5.30 yesterday after noon at the home of his daughter, Mrs. o . H. Reid, with whom he had been living since the early spring. He was 80 years ot age and bad been in failing health dur ing his residence here, his death being caused by a complication . ot diseases, Prayer will be offered at the house Mon day morning, and the body will be taken to Cambridge, N. Y., Mr. Bishop's former home, for interment. James Cray was arraigned before Jus tice C. H. Williams ifcursaay on two charges, intoxication and disturbing the peace, in an assault on Edward Burnett Sunday afternoon.' He pleaded guilty to both charges and paid $5 and costs in each case. According to the statements ot by standers George Tasker's only contribu tion to the fracas was an exhibition of Scriptural meekness; for, metaphorically speaking at least, when he was smitten on the one cheek, he turned the other also. The Baptist church will be closed after tomorrow for repairs. Tomorrow will be observed in it as Children's day. In the evening at 6 there will be a concert. Cour tesies have been extf nded to this ihurcb and congregation My the Methodist, Uni versalist and Coogregationa'ist bodies to hold services in their buildings, which have been much appreciated but it has been de cided not to tie up anywhere especially but to leave all free to worship wherever they may choose. The psstor will have a vaca tion until September 1. The square was the scene of an exciting I run-away last evening. A travelling man stopping at the Kockingbam Hotel was re turning from Saxtons River with one of L. T. LovelTs rigs. Aa he came into the square from Westminster street he turned to avoid a collision with two bicycle riders and then turned a little farther to avoicLa dog. About that time he collided with the watering tub and was thrown violently to the navemeLt. and was severely brni-ed about the (ace and shoulders. The horse I Castor In Jail. Lewis Castor, Jr., who shot and killed his wife at her home in Keene, JN. it.. about 10 days ago, and who has been in hiding ever sioce, is now under guard in the county nil. His brother, Joseph Cas tor, and Rev. Mr. Wheeler, rector of St. James1 Episcopal church, appeared at Sheriff Tuttle's house Thursday night with the alleged murderer in their charge. Castor was so thoroughly exhausted that he would not talk Isadrxe St. Lawrence, aged 72, who baa been in the insane asylum at Brattleboro during the past lour years, was taken very sick a few, days ago and it was reported this morning that be is dead, a be tauuiy, Inwever, say they will nit know for cer tain until noon. The two sons, Jellerson, living on Krry avenue, and George, living on South street, are in Brattleboro, and it is expected one or both will re'urn on the noon train. Card ol Thanks. Tha iindarsigTied wiah to thank .their friends ind neighbors for their sympathy and kiud assistance some seven months ago in starching lor their beloved on aid brother, Oyi a Blondin, and do t recently for the aytmialhv and interest manifested at the fu neral and burial. They especially wish 'O A Long Felt Want Satisfied. The towns along the line oi the B. & M. ..tlrtari trrm Krattleharo to Windsor will nerl nt hartal. Ihev , , . . ,..; ;. . fiaokthe shopmalesat Derbj & Buil'sandUs be pleased to learn that a new train is to wuiivt& firm, those who composed be put on June 26, which will be a great the searching parties ;at fall, the Foresters, 1 ..... . .w! .ti Un kv wnrit fir mn ir fkifi nr n,im. accommodation to all desiring an early morning train" north. Tbe new train will leave Brattleboro at 6 a, h,, Bellows Falls 6.50, Charlestown 7.04 and Claremont Junction at 7.22, which is in time to con nect with Concord and Claremont train tor Concord, N. H. and Boston, arriving in Windsor at 7 36, making close connection with the Centril Vermont train to St. Al bans. It will also connect at White June tion with the Passumpsic division through to Newport, Vt., making it possible to reach many points and rt turn the same day. Yesterday's Score. Score made by the Bellows Falls Gun Club, June 9 th : EVENTS 1 No. Targets 25 W. S Adams, 19 H. E. Bidwell. 15 16 15 16 M.H.Ray, H. H. Russell 19 18 18 19 18 E A. Norwood, 22 23 19 15 22 23 A. W. Ray, 19 17 19 17 C. Shepardson, 20 17 20 18 20 20 C. H. Gibson, 18 15 23 18 15 Elmer Underbill, 16 10 16 10 F. A. Moore. 16 14 16 . 14 J. W. Flint, J. H. Blakley, C. H. Robb, F. H. Duffy, C. E Capron, 2. 15 22 15 GeorpeGriswold. 10 16 10 16 o All teams and persons visiting the club grounds during two days of the Interstate shoot are requested to take the road just across the iron bridge, as there will not be any passing the other way after the shoot ing begins at 9 o'clock a. m. The club members will be glad to see all of their friends at the grounds both days, and hope to be able to accommodate all that may care to attend and all who by word or act KT aid tort in their bereavement. MB AND MRS U LBbLANO HBNRT J. BLON1HN Onbsimh G Blondin OxiliaM. Blondin 2 3 4 prizes 25 25 25 ' 8 13 10 16 15 15 12 18 18 19 23 19 15 22 17 19 17 20 18 20 '- 15 23 18 16 10 16 16 14 16 16 17 33 17 17 10 10 17 17 2. 15 22 10 16 10 1100 A M. 2 00 r m 30 8 00 9 30 a.m. Commencement Program. The following is the program for com' mencement week of Vermont Academy Sunday, June 18 10 45 a. H. Sermon before the graduating class, Rev. F. E. Marble, Ph.D., of Brattleboro. Monday, June 19 6 30 r M. Battle Drill. 8 00 Fuller Prize Declamation Con test. ' Tuesday, June 20 Exhibition Drill. Annual Alumni Meeting. Class Day Exercises. Concert. Wednesday, June 21 Graduating Exercises, class of '99, address by President Bnckham University of Vermont. p.m. Annual Baseball Game, mont Academy vs. Alumni. Principal's Reception. The school this year is very fortunate in having the assistance oi Dr. and Mrs. Frank Babcock for the concert. Dr. Bah cock is a claronet soloist of well known ability. Helen Bailey Babcock is a reader of exceptional talent, as is shown by the following testimonials : I regard Helen Bailey Babcock as the most gifted, finished and effective reader I have ever heard. Robert McClean Cum nock, director, sthiol of oratory, North Western University. Her readings are wonderfully realistic Cleveland Plain-dealer. Helen Bailey Babcock is the finest elo cutionist Sedalia has ever heard. Entire ly unaffected, she is an artist. Sedalia (Mo.) Enquirer. 3 30 8 00 Ver- Not Ralaed In Florida. Among the interior decorations or a restaurant not many squares from city hall are a nn ruber of artificial palms. The, palms are as natural in appearance as if they had been-grown instead of manufactured and . probably . aot one person ,in a doeen .among- tbe restan rant's patrqngisaware of their artificial character. An afternoon or two ago an elderly couple,, evidently from the rural dis tricts, came into tbe restaurant and took a seat. They gave their order and then began to look aronnd. . 'That's a handsome palm, Henry I exclaimed the woman, pointing to the largest specimen. "I wonder if it grew that big in here?" . 'Of course it didn t, replied the man, witn a iook oi superior wiuuum. "It was raised down in Floridy. That s where they all grow, and then they are shipped up here," Just then one or the restanrant s at taches approached the palm with a dampcloth in his hand. Taking hold of one of the leaves he yanked it irom the stem and began to rnb it vigorously with tbe cloth. When he had cleaned the leaf to his satisfaction, be replaced it and pulled another. By this time "Henry's" face was a study, as was also that of his companion. 'I guess that plant didn t grow in Floridy, after all," the woman man aged to whisper. "What do yon guess, Henry V And "Henry" allowed that he guessed the same thing. Philadelphia Inquirer. Joke on the Major. The major, just returned from Bos' ton, tells in strict confidence this story: 'I had engaged my berth and was standing on the rear platform five min utes before the train prilled ont of the Park square depot, when a middle aged woman and a handsome girl, both la dies, passed me, and entered the car, accompanied by a gentlemanly looking chap who carried their baggage. A mo ment later this fellow rushed np to me and. said he was in a most embarrassing position, had his sister and mother aboard and had lost his mileage book, He would introduce me to them ' and glvQjue any security for $25. I said 1 needed neither introduction nor eecur ity. but would give bim $10 all 1 had to spare. Be insisted on giving me ms diamond scarfpin, and then rushed into the station to see if he could get more cash. . As the train pulled out without him he came running wildly after it, but had to give'it np. .'Then . the porter approached me tentatively. 'Was that man annoying yon V he said. I told him no. 'He in sisted on carrying the baggage of two ladies inside, sah, an an did he get any money out of you V " 'Of course be didn r, said 1, but J took the first opportunity of examining that nin. It .was worth about five cents. " Buffalo News. ! Hla Haadr Valla. An old friend of the late ex-Governor Oglesby telh a reminiscence of a valise. Ho was traveling through the state and met the governor on the train. When they were seated, the governor drew out a valise that had a peculiar and handy way of being opened from the top. It was made of strong leather and bad tegs pasted all over it. "1 carried this valise through the Holy Land," said the governor. "I think a great deal of it. " "I suppose it brings np some pleas ant memories," suggested tbe other traveler. "More than that," was the reply, ana the keen eyes ol tbe governor twinkled as he reached down and touched a button and the valise opened Immediately, but cautiously, at the top. It opened wide enough to admit a hand and to permit it to withdraw with a black bottle in its clutch. "This is a great valise. I can get a bottle ont of it, and nobody ever sees me. When the residence of ex-Governor Oglesby burned, all of his private pa pers of every sort and all of his war trophies were destroyed. A short time after be met this same peripatetic friend. "It was a great loss yon sustained, governor, " be said. "Yes, all my papers are gone. Sorry to lose them, too, and then my swords are gone too. I was sorry to lose them, and I knOw you'll be grieved to hear it that valise was burned np. Yes, it's gone. Bob Iogersoll gave me that valise, and I did hate to lose it, it was so handy." Chicago Tribune. Clever Enough to Vote. A keen witted fellow, despite his general ignorance, was brought down to the courthouse to receive tbe rights of citizenship. Name the capital of the nation, said tbe judge. The applicant scratched bis bead. "I can't , just place it, judge," he said, "but yon name over a few of tbe towns and I'll tell you when yon strike it." "Is it Chicago?" queried the judge. "No." "Is it St. Louis?" "TSfn." "Is it Arizona ?" "No." "Is it Washington?" The candidate looked puzzled. He hesitated. "Say, judge," he slowly replied, "if tbet ain't the place it's a close ehotl" He got his papers. Another candidate was brought in by a well known local politician. 'Let me see what you know about geography," said the judge. "Suppos ing yon and Mr. Blank walked straight down to tbe lake and started across it, going due- north, where would yon land?" "On tbe bottom," said the candidate promptly. He got bis papers too. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Body of Ovila Blondin Found. The body of Ovila Blondin was found about 6 p. m. Wednesday under peculiar circumstances. S. D.McLeod and Thomas O'Brien, who had baen working on the log pile ot the International Paper company in North Walpole, had . finished the, day's work and were crossing the river headed for the Vermont ride. There was a strong south wind which carried an odor and on looking about they saw a body floating near one of the piers. They towed it to the Vermont bank and notified the authori ties. Although decayed past recognition all parties suspected it was the body of the long lost Blondin, and the members ot the family confirmed this suspicion as soon as they had examined the clothing. . It was during the forenoon of last Octo ber 28 when Blondin suddenly left the shop of Derby & Ball where he was em ployed aa a varnisher and was last seen running up Rockingham street and in tbe direction oi the river. There is now no doubt that he was insane and that he com mitted suicide by drowning. The wonder is how the body remained out ot sight and probably nnder water all these months It is supposed that the body became partly covered with dirt and gravel and in that way waa held to the bottom -ol the river. It is also thought that the severe thunder shower ot Wednesday raised it to the sur face. At any rate there was a large quan tity oi dirt about the clothing indicating that the body had been floating only a short time. Too Honest to Ever Grow Rich, Emerson keeps a grocery store on Grand avenue, opposite the limekilns, weet of Western avenue. As all his cus tomerB are either Greeks or Italians, he keeps a stock on hand somewhat differ ent from other grocers. . One day a drummer strayed into tb store. Emerson was waiting on an Ital ian woman, while her 4-year-old son was stealing sugar out of a barrel Eggs were 18 cents a dozen. The wo man wanted only one egg. The solitary prospective chicken was wrapped up. "Two cents, please, saia imerson She paid and received a small slip of yellow .paper. "What was that slip yon gave lien asked the drummer, after she left. "H'm, yon see, eggs are 18 cents dozen. That makes 1 cents for each egg. The woman would not pay a half cent too much, and, as I did not want tosell the egg for .1 cent, she paid 2 cents and I gave her the slip good for one-half cent. Thus she will get the next eeg for 1 cent if she brings tbe Jip." Chicago Journal. ffj..Ja ,Ajr, .One Seen Hert Supposing your wife should . run off with a handsomer, man and. yon were called upon to give her. description to the police do yon think you conld do It any better than was done by a Cor feyville man who communicated as fol lows with the officers at Wichita: My wife left here last night at 10:80 on the Missouri Pacific railroad, and she wore a white straw hat and a black dress, lint sne Has got I Wit nf other dresses with her. They are green plush, striped and two ailk waists, one is red end the other is pink. She Is with a fellow named A. M. W., a traveling man for some binder company, and If you find them 1 wish von would bold them and put them both nn der arrest and wire me at once and 1 will come on first train. Do all you can ana you win ne mid for It. 1 am yours, B. P. H. Excuse poor writing. She la a small like woman, weighing about 120 pounds and fair looker. Kansas City Journal. Helping- a Tartar. A singular custom prevails among tbe Tartars or Kurds. If a man gets into difficulties L e., loses bis cattle or other movable property he pcurs a little brown sugar into a piece of col ored cloth, ties it np and carries one sncb parcel to each of his friends and acquaintances. In return be is pre sented, according to circumstances, with a cow, or sheep, or a sum of mon ey. He is thns at once set on his legs again. ft M TA Multiplied Value In CREAM SEPARATORS DE LAVAL CREAM SEPARATORS are twice as well made and cost twice as much to make as imitating machines. They run with half the power, half the speed and half the wear, require but half the care and last twice aa long as other separators. Under harder conditions their work is doubly efficient, and under all conditions they save twice as much as other separators over setting systems. Their sales are ten times those of all other ma chines combined. Their price is no greater but on the contrary less than cheaply made imitating machines in proportion to actual capacity, regardless of overwhelming superi ority in every feature of separator efficiency. Send for new 1899 catalogue. The De Laval Separator Co. GENERAL OFFICES : T CORTLANDT STREET, NEW YORK. NEW ENGLAND AGENTS: MOSELEY A STODOARD MFG. CO RUTLAND, VT. M ta -X. Where Soldiers Must Swim. In tbe Dutch - army a man mnst be able to swim as well as to fight. More over, if he is in the cavalry he mnst have a horse which will take a river as easily as a bunter takes a fence. Swimming maneuvers are part or the regular drill there. Collapsible canvas boats, manned by a few oarsmen, lead the horses, so that they do not attempt to land on stone quays and other diffi cult points. Tbe men swim across with their horses and on them. They do it in swimming costume and in all the ac couterments of war. There are few nautical emergencies for which the Dutch army is not pre pared. Some of the officers have even reached a degree of proficiency that not only their horses and kit cross the river with them, but their pet dogs sit upon their shoulders and are borne over al most without getting wet Stray Stories. - Trying It on a Dot;. The sultan of Turkey is most in quisitive as to what is said and written about him abroad. Every day transla tions are laid before him from the newspapers of the world, and these are all closely perused. His majesty, by the way, is a bad hand at suffering. At one time he wanted to have an aching tooth removed and dared not, , Eight slaves had molars drawn ont in bis presence that he might have an op portunity of judging the extent of suf fering entailed, and finally the snltan decided that he won Id rather bear the pain than undergo such an ordeal. . Cleaning- the Chimney. An easy way to clean a chimney of soot has been discovered by a Maine man. Instead of going to the top of the. chimney and probing with rods, he begins, at the bottom. There an open ing is made, and he fires npward a re volver charged With a blank cartridge The concussion, it is said, will clean ont tbe soot He also claims that the burning of a piece pf zinc in a stove will clear the stove and its funnel of loot. . . V -1 Cheering- Him tTv -, "It very seldom happens, " eaid Mr. Stormington Barnes, "that we are per mitted to adopt the career for which we are ambitious in youth. I always want ed to be a comedian and make people laugh." "Dear me," said the sympathetic young girL "You ought not to be so disappointed, I'm sure. Yon make peo ple laugh very often as it is." Wash ington Star. The Sermon Hot Long. -"Was my sermon long this morn ing?" asked a preacher who had been taken to task for running over time, and who had carefully kept within a half hour. "No. dear doctor," was the reply of the parishioner. "It wasn't long; it only seemed ao." Boston Watchman. A Special Mark Down Sale ! OF BICYCLE SUITS. $8.00 and 8.50 Bicycle Suits now $6.50. $7.50 Bicycle Suits now $5.50. $6.50 Bicycle Suits now $5.00. $4.00 and 5.00 Bicycle Suits $2.50 and 3.00 GREAT LINE OF SUMMER CLOTHING ! Serge Coats, Alpacca Coats, Crash Suits, Crash Pants, White Duck Pants, Children's Wash Suits. LATEST STYLES IN STRAW HATS. n n. r.RAY & no. Bellows Falls. Vt. TKa fnnrl waa frnm S rlo. V. 1. I went np Rockingham street at a lively pace, j . , turned down Canal tree., and thenar! Thursday morning wrth burial in tbe old '' J .!.- .n - CmtnV,n mwj fnMatAM - V:V J Aue carnage was vi.,vi iw.a vmW he was a member, attending in a body. la Barlington, Jane 4, a son to Dr. and Mrs. Sam Sparhawk. and rrandaon to Mr. and Mrs. George A. Hall of Burlington, for merly of Horth Chester. Other Dangers. "What are yon reading about? asked tbe man with the wise manner. "Tbe stock market," replied the youth. "Don 't doit" "But I never put" np any money. Therefore I can't lose. " "It makes no difference. Yon're like ly to become one of these people who tell bow much money they would have made if they had only done That they came pretty near doing, because they didn't see bow things conld go other wig And then even your best friends will wish sometimes that yon would bet your money and lose it and keep till about it" Washington Star. A Fine Line of . . . White and Leghorn Hats for warm weather. The ladies are invited to call and examine our stock before purchas ing. . MRS. L. GATES HADLEY, WESTMINSTER Sr. ! . If riflsili fill) ? Mill!1 I'M-ifiiiHis! iittli Hi Mi it!' MWHi. -lis 5iiil.ii.!f Miiiiiiir ilfl '5 iSii.H vrifisiiiiliifi mmm : NEGLIGEE SHIRTS, By the dozen. Exclusive Styles, Now Patfornc Made (or Us I and made on honor. 50c to the finest imported Madras and French Flannel Lam son & H ubbard STRAW HATS. another big lot received this week. A NOVELTY in Children's Straw Tans, very nattv styles. A SPECIAL SALE of odd Trousers at $2.00 and $2.50, styles that were made to sell for 3.00 and 3.5o. . BICYCLE SUITS MARKED DOWN From 5.00 to $3.50. From 6.00 and 6.50 to $4.00. From 7.50 and 8.00 to $5.50. .. A great stock of Summer Underwear. 4 different colors ia the 35c grade. They are extra values. J. J. FENTON & CO., Bellows Falls. DOLLARS expended in judicious advertising in the Bellows Falls Times will surely result in a noticeable increase IN TRADE!