Newspaper Page Text
lyTZ n VOLUME XII. ALBANY, OREGON, MAY 7, 1880. mm B USINESS OA IWS. 6a tlxia Spies "Wseks. Oomething ft. It. HVMriiseT, Agent. vllnM JOHN BRIGGS TAS3K,TUIS OrrOHTUXITY TO 1XTO ,is friends aad the public generally,! . . i a 1 I. : ORM hat IS WOW HkllVA in uu NEW BUSINESS HOUSE, M two obi stand next ilnorto P.O. ITnrSCo , When emu be found as great an assortment aim a. large a siock 01 Stovos and Ranges as ran be found in any one ho'nse tkis side of rrun,auuH LiOW A. PRICE. ALSO- Sxutaskl c? Pipes, Catstlrtfa, MrassaVEnaiueled KETTLES, in great variety. A"5tf, fin. Sheet Iron, x tNttlranted It-tin, Mild Crtppcrwiire, sayt on. iini; and made to Order, AT LIV- sues. 3aii on Albany. October K, 187.V5V ITT DSTfd STORE. Cemer First and Ells-wortl. Sts., it. SALTMARSII, Has a-.un tn'-ian charge cf the City Drug Store, aUint purchased tiie c.H'!fc !-iritere't of C W Khiv.Hcnwwr to A. CaroUicts Cu., and is Maw receiving a Spleadid Nsr Stock, watcH, Hilled tm the former, renders it very KoulTilrtc Uti all ttje different departments. Fuel'l; essm-ed that all can lo salted in both Quality and Prieaj fc cordially invite his old frieHcis and custom ers to aTive'hliu a call. rassca:PTi02T3, WlHtecel'-e Immediate and careful attention l tl hoara, day mU nljjlil. Tare Wiilts '"d Minora for nicdlcina ii. sALrr?nAUsii. city XA.ix.xza? : first street, 3 doors west of Ferry, ALBAS T, "s t OKEIiOX. HOIiACHSH Ss QCBT2, Prop's. HATIX. pnrehusc 1 the firy Market, I will kee. constantly on hand ail Winds of M'-nts (. vry to (w oftatnu'l in the market. I will strive at all times to meet the wlnlim of alt who may favor ine with their pat ronatic. The n!lle generally r invited to cull nt my whan in want of meats. &2r"The highest rash pric paid for PORK. 31vlusl3 Stew Godi! Sew Departure! VAlLUinl AMDDRESSMAX1NQ. MRS. O. X.. PAUKH, tTAVIXW PUttCttArtEl TitE. MILLINEKY XX Store lately owned bv Mrs.. C. P. Dnvl nnd having Jitst ad.lad tHet'iiiO a new ill voice of lute Cncics llilliaory, Trimmings, Bonnet. Htita. c, tnkW plcanre in inritinrf toe ladle of Albany and vicinity to call 'id faanact fr themselves. All sotHls will be aold - at nrleea tliat defr eoninetltittni i ' Having aeeurevf the services Of a flrt class 1 atrl Brritnrtd tocnt, lit. and triake dffsse In any deslrcL at ahdrt Mdtloe aHd in a sails- '"faarSrlScimt tUotKirt'sr ff ehlldrtii a sneclalty S,re oa north side Of First, Mtst of Ellsworth tU Touar. invited to cab 27. 1878' A Sure Staot For TVfWSt A LflTHG RESIDENCE AMONG XJ the Indian trlUes of the coast adjfn infe rior, I havi hn l Uw oo-l fortnmi to 1'U from the -M i ticlneT' neit of the sevei nl trTifcJ, and from other sotfretfft.n nifmbcrof rcnMjdHis fir diseases ine!.fiit tof thU emftttfy, eoiMst tnof roots, hrlnrt Hark. ! bavinif Ikkjii solielted by mWity r)PtO oT.thia vrflley, who have tried and prttred thff efficacy of them 17 disease, m procure and oif.f t he satire for sale, I take this mearfsof aitnonncluK to all tharf, during the past seasanf,! have jia-leanestenii-dour tbronvM .the trimtrttnins and valley, and hare secured certain of tBCso roiuedieu Which are a sure cure tor Fever" and Agrue- TWs snderlna; from Aom who desire to ho aired,ean leave orders at Mr. StronirVi store on .First street, where I will furnish the remedies. Warranting a radical cure or t will demand no tV. W.K. JOip. WeKcmcJics done up lit f 1 pacaugea. 13-1 Ci. K. mAWBEBLAIM. 17 1,1 X A. CIIAMKERI.AIX, Attoi-neyw at Law, ALBAXT, - OAjWO.V. OVVICK- In Foster's neir luick block, first door to the loft, up rtuirs. vllnli J. c. rowsiL. w. R; BILVtl'. 10 WJZLZ. & JUL YKU Attorneys at Law mitl Solicitors In Chancer)'. ALbaxv, - OitKGor. COLLECTIONS promptly thade ou all points. lxnns ln'KOtltol on ni'.soiiablo terms. Ofllce in Foster's nvw bhwk. nlvll 3. K. HEAfHERFORD I lc'r i k is V v1- ' 3 -rtAv AI-ii.VST, ' : J3KWJOJC. TV"IT,.I, PRACTICE IS TJlK riKFKRBXT ? courts of I he Srate. SiiceiHl nut-in ion giv en to coilectkiu and iM-olirite niaitel'j; t'KHOK I u Odd t'ellows' Teh pie. j: 47 v 10 n. r. x. BLAi-Khi iiN, ATTORNEY AT fciAW. AI.UAM, : i OKEtiOX. PROMfT ATTKXTIOSi tilXEX TO ALL business. -"vu K. R. Hf.MpiiKF.r. r. e. woLtrrIon. 31 ii nip hrey A. Wnlvcrlun, AtMrnf.ta ana t'anntrlora nt ltw. w Til. I. IMIACTHK IV ALL TIIK COURTS f of thisSrpte. umi t-in Kmiiin'alri..lr (upstuirsi Allmny, Oixgoii. J!tt4a K. II. MO.M AXYE, Attorney at Law, AI.BAXY, OREUOX. OFFICE Up siairs, over John I!rW store, ou Flrtit sm-fet. vllnia C. II. HEWITT, Attorney and Counselor at Law, Office, OUl Hut OiScr nuiUling, Albany, (ji-rrfen. WILL PRACTICE in tliis diK rent Conrtaof the Stale. vlln5i UlCbtCAL; It. II. J. ( IllKCIIILL, Ifomurupalliic PbywIclnM nntl hitryrfoti, OFFICE -in Mctlwai:'; l.rlck. Allmnv. Ojfn. Chronic disease a Sjrvhtlly. Can tie found hi my otneeat all Itoiws of the day or nilit, when not profesio:m!ly ubw.ut. vliiil6 j. SIK3JAX, Si. .i SfCTESiSOR TO 1"H. KKKWKK.) OKrlri: .il RESIDENCE.-On Second St., near AHrtity Engine Co. No. One's engine lo'tc. , t f AllKinj-Or., Jrtii.?, liWO'vilnlS B. 2 SAVAGS, M. 3., j ftician and Ki-gcon, Fromans'd Brick, up stairis First street. : Albany, OreatfM. vJiiilo C. C. KELLY, 31. IL, PHTSICIA1T Ss STJEGSON. AI.n.tNY, t t OaCUOSl. OFFicfe IN Mf lLTVAIN'R fctllCK BI -rh:k. Uc-idcncc one door noi tli of broom filcto ry, I.yon street. Ilvl3 .B CXitS F. WIIITl.Xti, AHT1ST, Fresco, Sign. Scene. A.n O Pictdi'ial Xn i uti ii f. DEMtSNINO A R!'Et l ETfr, lioonis li nnd 7, Piirrish tjlix-k.ctlriiSr First and Ferrj ftreels. Albany, Oreijoti. I. O- CLARK, SrrCESN(K TO J. Tl. W V ATT, dottier li! HeaVy ailc! Shelf Hani ware, Iron, Med and Mechaulc Tools, First door east of n. E. Yonnir. ALIiAXY, (vllnW) OliEGOX. ST. CHARLES HOTEL. Al.BAXt, OUEUON, Mrs. f. llouk. Proprietor. THIS HOUSE has !cen IborottKlily ovex-lmul-rl iind renovated, and placed in tlritt class condition for the necrttmno'liitlon of itsenests. 4ood Snmtl Kwnn toi' 1 :rlln1ncrcirtl Travelers. Ci-neral Stasn tjflice lot- Corval:!. InlcpMil encc anil IUunon. Free t'oncli to from the Itouae. vlint'J TITUS lilOf-., Jewelers, Albany, : Ojxon. REtULATlXG TiME-PIiSCKR REPAIP iii Jewelry a siialtj-. Xjail. vllnl7 Airents Tor "Swr II me" Kcttinr Hit fblnra. ALBANY AltaHj- Oregon. TliC Second Term will opeli on November 12tli, 1979. iO FAR AS IT IS IESIAtfLE TWr'eB O wnrwi of instruction will l pnr?ir; In this Iristitutt, viz: Classical, Scfcntlilu nncf Normal A Full Corps cf Instructors has li&gu securel For rwrtletlftrs emccrninif courses of study and the price of tuition, y to KeT. ELBEirff J. C , Pres. Angust 8, 1879vllny fc. FLIXK. IlopiiTDlican State ickil. tiEOBtiE It. tTItJrT, of Grant ; K. .1.. API'UXiATK. or Linn ; t C. It. WATSONi of Lake. 7NGRIXJtK, iM. G. CJEOllGE. r Sl-l'BKMK JtrDQEH, .1. B. V.LIH. of Multnomah; W. P. Ulll. of Marlon ; K. B. WATtiilN", of Jackson. IJRCflT JftlOE t4lIBD DIHTRtrT, R. P. BOISE. ATTOJtlCKY THIRD JMSTBicT. W. G. PIPER. Silssi County State S'nut6r RcpfcseniaitveS - 2lcpu"bllcaa Ticket. -N. B. ilCMPnREV. -S. A. TAWSOX, Wm. PAI L. J. K. MCOY. .1. M. WATERS. W. W. RICHARDSON, Alex. BKASUES. -I.. FLINX. County ndge-Cmmission1!i,s- -M. CI'NSISGITAM. J. tlKI?KNLOBFtU N. BAl'M. J. J. CnARLTOX. County Ctclrk-SherifT-Trcnsf.ix-r-Asscssor-Schxl SupTltitd''t- 1. M. BRUCE. -D. P. PORTER. -J. L. GILBERT. J. X. B. FULLER. Suf vevor Ccrincr F. S. DUNXIXIi. Plntlorin of (tie Kepnkiicau Convention. Wc. your cotnmltt-M! to whom was referred I lie duty of prc)inHn platform and resolutions for this oonvcnt!on, respeclfully repo the follow iii'plntloi'iii. and further recommend the adoption of the ncioniimnyin resolutions : TtKKTjltVLilt. Bv tho Rertublitans of Oregon In con v'iil ion assembled In the city of Port end, this 2lt !iy of April, A. I lsno, that we ptoitoseto itiniiitain tmd administer the af fairs of trover" nient of this State by strict- eeon- univ unci rai: i:iui a-iiicrrnre to me consitiuiion ittvl l:irs thi-ii-o! arid otitic Uhitel Slates. 2. Th-t wt'iii-p in f:i-or of regulating and iamliziiir !t: c snlarics f county unl State otlM-ei w that thi-y hnil H-eeive such com iiiiMliii Hre nsnullv r:id to private tier- sotis undt r like circumstances and responsibiii- ty. 3. That we favor a thorough revision and eiitinliration ol our system of ta.vatii n, to the -utlthat every siecies ot V'1"0!'1"' within its limits, a.' Ii-t lir owned or vsses-l by citizens or nis oi torclKii Mates, shall bear its equal pivviorti;n of the burthensof the government which protx.ts it. 4. That we pmpose to maintain and enforce the nmenrtipfnls to the constitution of the United states, with oil t he powers of the na tional irovemment, to te end that every citi znn, noor or rich, black or white, may be se cured in t lib lull eiijoyrSeHt of civil and politi cal rijjljto: t 5. 1 hat the overthrow of the risrbts of the elective franehlse of lilKrrty hud life, y which menus fice government in tl portion of the Ntates has W-en iilcn:ed, tnd the manifested fraud and braier.ed violcnc? in others, to gether with attfiiiptcd nuljillcatlon of the laws of.jbii ircpetal overnml-iit and Uclslons of the supiemr court thervoin by cpiiKresslimul action In the in cre?lsof the LH-ihocmilcfurty, Hre Jtttcmpled revolatlon and niufet be met as stu-h. II. That thisifi ri nation formed by. the peo ple thereof aii.l not n ut.cre league or compact nnd that we i-itiflirni lj.e id?n of the unity of the nation, I he supremacy of t he national cov ernmcnt n all mattei-s pluiMl by the constitu tion under if s-control, 'he preservation intact of all the rtehtr'.of .jnunicipiil HSf-vovernnifnt otherwise fruailiutccd Ihereby la tin people or to the States, rcsneciivery. . At the same time wcarfaisrn the dtn-tiitie of S'ate sovereijtnty as the lu!cfttl mother of nullincatlon, secession and anarchv. T, .That (lie recent action of the Pemoerallc t"'irty in Stnte coiivciiiion assembled, in de nnnnciiiir the supreme court of the United Statesof America and impmiiut the most un worthy mid unpatriotic moiives to that hitch and honorable cou rt . is u n wort hy of lawabldinir, intelligent and patriotic American citizens, anil directly tends to the loosening of the foun dation of our Ki'vermncn:, the subversion of ail law ii ud the over! hrow of the sanctity of a sysii-in of Judicature, venerable with age and m:i fccicl lv wistiom. . That the attfelnpt by the leaders of the democrat Ic puPty 10 defraud I he iieople of t iio state out of tin elccthriil vwj was an oulnure untwralleled in the political lu-torv of the state, which ltether with the Maine it.fuir.v nnd ihea'iiempt to nnsuat mcni'K-i-s in tile halls of onre.-s lor lwi-e tarii'.sin itdvuntnire. deserve the cndemnii;ion of nil fair minded men. 9. 1 hat we condemn the outratfeousconduct of our democratic state administration Jrorii 1S7I to l7rt. il.eirext nn avarice, their corf 9(it loll and their peculations. lu. We defirwate 1t! .-onrsc of members of the democratic jw.ty ilio have undertaken to revive I he sllctioiial animosity for the purpose Of securins political ascendency in the siiith. ern stattis and who have rcvl-id liicinories iff si-ctioiml strife by thetletlant declaration of a pnrposo to reiM-nl laws made necessarv liv the war ; and we condemn their attempts to" se cure by lesf station what was not isvcotrplislied by arms; nntrfely ffte establishment under Jt-he name of state societnniy Of those rsirnleious doctrine which destroy o-t;iiiiil sitorc.itiacv and which in part have led to secession and civil war. 11. That to tlie rcpubllcun party. Is i.tne the creditor sutx-'issfiil ,1'iisutiipt ion itflft restored prosperity and btu-ineSs w-vlval, htfd we insist that the pniwrnnd ctiiil circJilation of I he cou h try shall at uli times be matiitalne.d at par with the oli standitrd of the e- iiiuieixdiil orld "I. Thnt whi.e we lire in in faver of a reve nue fcr tin-suport 'if the irenerHl givrnment by duties niion Imports, sound, policy requires, such adjustment of imtxirt duties as to en courage the development of the Industrial In terests of the whole country, and commend that poiicv of national cxclilmire which se cures to the working man lllieral wnges, to arlcnliurc rein nnerntive nriees. to mechanics and umnittnct urci-t an adoinale reward for their skill, lior and enterprise, nnd to t lie na tion commercial prosrerity and indciiendence; 1:1. That we are in lavor of judicious apprio priHtions by the tcencral government for the itnproveinent of our rivers and seaports, as well as for the eons' met ton of snch lines of railway cninmlinicat ion as will elevelp the re soartsea .of I Ho country nnd connect our state wiih oilier pan of the Union under neh restrictions us wl!l amply protect the riuhts of the pcome from unjust dlscrliiilnn tion and extort ibnnte chmttes; and in the Brants of lands to rttili-onds w e favor the sale of the same by the government to the people at the loa est pi ttt; tor public lands, giving the proceeds onlv to the oWrporafions. 14. That (if denand in our representation in congress tlielr beste eilcavor to secure Just and Judicious appropriations and favorable legislation by the jteneral government for the free ftn vltntiion ttj the Columbia and I lie rivers of I he State, t he iinprovc'n'cnt hf the mou; h ol the Uolumbin. ann the harbors of Taqnlna and Coos Bavs. the local 1 n of a harbor of refuge at a point along our const most nvfctlnble to the inteivsts or commerce, the extension of the ptiblle surveys to meet the wants of our In creasins population and nlrt nnd asststsnco 10 railroads, and ilio o'H'nln tip for settlement such of n-ir Indian reservations as the interest Of (-ivi.lziuinn detiiands and pecttssitles. 15. Tim we demand a moVlittentlon of flic treatv with China so as to restrict Chinese ilu mlgratlon to Amenoa. , , 1. That we hold thnt. a well Insfrnetetl ppciple alone can lie perfectly free, and that it Is therefore essential that the pvfldle schools sho'ild be maintained so that every child shall be Instructed In the duties of citizenship end the ordidary business vocations of life. 1 j I'nrest. . I Like the lion In bis lair, like the boy In hlschalr, Libahe mule that is clialncd to a post ; The wilTX unrest nnderneath my rest, Drives me distracted, almost. I do not know why it pains mo so. And shuts me up like it knife ; Unless a minoe pie and a piece of turkl, Are engaged in deadly strife. I didn't eat mncb of pickles and such, Raw oysters a dozen or so ; And as for mallard with dressing and salad. I didn't take any I know. Yet this wild unrest underneath my Test, t Is not without cause It wonld seem ; So It most be true, as hinted by you, That I've eaten too mncb ice cream. I'm Internallee, like tbe surgefoi sea. That is tossed and lashed to a fc'Hrri ; ' It la Riving me fits and I'd give six bits, If I was safely at home. . Oh ! tbe wiltl nnrcst un Jerneatb my vest. Ob S the fiery, fierce heartburn ; .-- . Is there aught that can aqusich the baneful belch. Of he of dyspeptic turn ? There's mrhmcliolee in the restless sea. As it washes the rocky alio re ; Tbere's a ceaseless moan and a gripe ful groan, ' To the winds that arc wafted o'er. There's a sense perturbed tof he heart disturbed There's un rest. In the waterfall ; ' But tbe wild unrest underneath my vest. Just gets away with thein1 all. Hoi viaa; R Males la KIp. Tliere Is n girl at Ru-ldel's Mills, Ken lucky, who U proving to be a deciiled natural curiosity. Her name is Lizzie Collins, and she Is tins daughter oi William Collins, who live near here. Lizzie 1 only thirteen years of age. and tor some time past ha been terrible sufferer. II. r nervous system is completely shatter ed. Her left side, two of iter fingers on her left linnd, and tiio left side of her tongue. I'.fS completely jir..lyzcd. She h bcrn in this condition about five moths. When the symptom, first made their ap pearance her parents called in the advice of the best physicians in the county, but they were unable to afford her any relict. The disense grew wore, and at last physi cians in all parti of the State grew inter ested. A peculiar feature in llm oae was the constant inclination to slc") in.niift--t d by the palient. She wimiKI sleep for hours nt .1 time, and while in th it eoinlitinii , her contortions were frightful to witness, and dm iiiff Iter hours of waking she. says rite stifters terribly while tuiconsclotia. But the most astonishing ieature of all 14 the wonilerfti1 feats performed by the girl while asleep. . A few days ago several gentlemen- of high standing iu the cmnmnniry deteruiiiH eil lo watch Lizzie during one ot hersom 1 oleiit spells. As gddn ns she had fallen a-Icep, which she seemed to do quite natu rally, slie quickly gave evidence of being in great p-iiu. This ' fi-eiing. Iiowever, apparently parsed away after a little while and then she asked !H a perfectly amlible tone of voice : "Mainron, are you there ?' Her mother was standing a few feet from her bedside, and quickly replied ' "Ye, dear, I am here. What do you wantr llring me my arithmelic. ptene ; I must act my lessons learned Ui to-morrow."' Tlie pan-lit say that thi is her n-iial request. She seems to imnclj-.e th:t she is attending fhool again. 'Hie mother brought the desired bwok. ami l-izzie. with her eyes closed, solved the - imist difficult problems with the greatest ease. One of the gentlemen present po, cd a lighted candle iu froni of her face several times but she .-eeini'Tl entirely unconscious ot its proximity. Her bosom rose and fell quite naturally, and the eyelids never moved. She was fust asleep. The next Was thfe inevitable "15" puzzle To' the astouistiriielit of all present, she treated tiiU mathematical wonder, that is puzzling half the country, with perfect iudilference. for. finder her tU-ift manipu lation, the 13. li and io came otit bold and ele.if tit- e've'f $ venture. Always, she nev er tailed once in solving ttiis dlRicnlt ' till die. a-ia did M apparently wStli ttte great est east). In addition to ttils; gffo Is in the h.ibit of calling for pen and ink, and, upon a small writing desk being placed upon the .bed, sho will wrlie the most elegant and affei't!oiiatc letters to her friends, reading liiem over, cbrrectifig All" mistakes and. with bracket, tipplying' al! words that rfe niitj" fnadvertently jeeire iut. The visitors present cm tfft' occasion re ferred to, awakened fief suddenly, when slie exhibited the most cotnplte ' surprise on being ph-sentea with tlw letters she had vrlffeif ffhft (old ot the mathematical problems she liail solved. She was asked fo re'fitat some' bt t!ie hitter; but was total ly ttnable. iler remarkable powers have ritysttrfed every scientific man In this State, Hhtt hiimte constantly visit ',tlie house wliefe slie resides. Yeio 3orA i'ruth. A' lecturer fii Cleveland Sfttd lately: "The conditions of success a ie three first, work stcVmd; concentration ; ami third, fitness. Labor Is the genius which changes tin? ugllneas of frVe woirW to' beauty; that turns tlie greatest tnrse fufo blessing. The yoimg man who has lca'rtfca' to work has solved the greatest ot "problems that tends to success. Many llnfbs of the law wait for some chance to distiugutsrT them selves but the chances never com, 'to succeed the young man must take ffVe chances." - "Hov did I know that you wanted" td wear first f"was, according to the Am herst JStvdeut. the retort of" a freshman hi attendance upon a b;!se-ball gtime. when a professor exclaimed to him : "How dare you swear before me, sir?" An Kx trao rd inary Strike. The following note from S. A. Ileilner, dated Baker City, Oregon. April 25th, 18S0, printed in the Oregonian of the 30th j is an indication of what Oregon can do in the way of gold mines : . Messrs. Hnyes & Co., while prospecting about a month agd In a quartz mine, owned by them and oth ers, consisting of George Hayes S. Otten hcitner, J. Crow and Haskel, came upon what may be termed a pocket. Mr. Hayes and son and Mr. John Cavins, the present owners, went to work quietly ami bought Mesrs. Haskel, Ottenheirner and Crow out ami now are taking out with a hand mot tar at the rate of a tltousand dollars per day. It appears the pocket is Increasing 111 width and richness, aud so i.-ir they lave taken out over $20,000. It it keeps on; nnd tlie pros,iects are very fjitotrable, the cltances are tlicy may take out millions. Therein nothing equals it, except the Gold Hill excitement in Jackson Co. S. Ottenheirner & Co. have rock on exhibi tion of which a ton is worth from $50,000 to 4)75,000. The strike is utterly immense and the value of the mine cannot be esti mated. Strange that the mine is in the im mediate neighborhood, aixitit six miles from Baker City, and has been prospected from time to t'uie by different parties since 18M. A young lady asked the Springfield (Ohio) Tribune editor this extraordinary question, '-jbd you think It is right for a girl to sit on a young man's lap, even it she is engaged to hint ?" To this inquiry the editor gets off this extraordinary re sponse : We have had no experience in the m after referred to." Xow, why didnt he say: "It it was our gtrl and our lap,' yes ; if it was another girl and our lap, yes; but if it was our girl and another fellow's lap, never !" He sat down benlde her on an Old sola. and one of the wire coils shot up thtotigh the covering, punctured his garments aud went in among the nerves and tilings. She thought he was becoming insane wheu he jumped six feet into the invisible ether and yelled, "The Spring has come, by Jcve!" The following anccdoto is told ot a 11 American preaclier : "He was praying, and In his prayer he said : "I pray that the power of Satan be curtailed. Just tlien an old darkey in the congregation cried out, "Yes. ntnen ! bress trie I Cut him tail right smack smoove off.' A physician toltl a Chicago man tliat- he could cure him ot his love ot whisky, anj the horrified man at once notified the doc tor that he Fhotild employ another tu&dical adviser. A little loy being asked by ills lonelier who Mr. Washington was, said he was a great Injun fighter. "How do you know?" aked the teacher. Because" replied the lad, "he cut down his father's Cherokee." A si'Iv woman in a flue dress bears a strong resemblance to a fifteen cent dahlia in a two dollar flower pr'!. I'ersuntteU. Before the train left Day City yes terday morning for Detroit, a woman nearly fix feet tall, and having a com plexion like a fresh burned brick, en tered the depot followed by a dog nearly as big as a yearling calf. Having purchased a ticket, the woman stood beside the train until the conjuctor came along, when 6ho led off with "You have been pointed out to me as the boss of this train." "Yes'm," was his modest reply. 'Well, I'm going to Uetroii fort he old man." "Yes." "And this dog is going along with me. He goes where I go every time in the year." " Ve he can go down iu the bag gage car." "Not any fie cai.'t! That what I stopped you for. This We dog is going 'long in this 'ere car aud no where eUe !" . "The rules of the road " "ft 11 lea be hanged ! My old man can be banged around by everybody and he never demands bis rights; but Loci ml a han't Thomas not by a jugful !" ".Madame, lot me" "I don't want 110 clawing off !" 6hd interrupted, as she peeled a pair of biack mittens off her big-red hands, "I'm going aud the dog'n going, iind what i waul to know is tyli ether yott want to raise a tow on the Cars or have" it right now aikf here J", The conductor looked the dog' over and was about to' shako his liea ! when the woman bfen untying her bonnet; and quietly remarked : 'I s'post,- lAjing as ra a woman, ft woffld be fio more than fair fof the rTnsf to Fail in with me. Come here, Leo'fiMus!" : " Afntlifm'' nr, ied the cond uctor, as be fe't a shivef go ufV hfs legs, "uko yottf dog and get on board J" "Honest Injun Y "Yes" "Nu row after the cart etart ?rt "No." , 'Then that fettles that, and I'm t&uch obleeged, though you did kinder hang off at first. Toiiidils, toiler roe arid behave yourself !" Valleys aat Jr tbe t'satadti. Below we give a list of the valleys situated in Eastern Oregon and Wash ington. The list is by no means com plete, a? there fire many small tracts ot land surrounded by hilts or moun tains which are good agricultural lands, that have not been favored with a name : Josephine, 25 miles long, 4 wide ; population 500. Klamath, 50 long-, 15 wide ; -people, 3Q0. John Day, 80 long, 10 wide ; people, 400. ' Willow creek, 3(5 long, 8 wide , peo ple, 153. Birch creek, 20 long, 6 vide ; people, 125. Umatilla, 20 long, 25 wide peoole, 500. , Pine creek, 10 long, 15 wide ; people 60. Grand Honda, 20 lon, 16 wide ; people, 1,750. Powdef River, 10 long, 5 wide ; peo ple, 135. Jofdaii River, 23 long, 5 wide ; peo ple, 150. Willow creek, 10 long, 5 wide ; peo ple, 135. Burnt River, 8 long; 5 wide ; people, Touchet, (Too-she) 40 long, 5 wide ; people 2,000. Columbia Basin, 26 long, 10 wide ; people, 2,350. The foregoing are situated in Oregon while the following are in, Washington Territory (eastern portion) f WalU Walla, 30' long; lH wide ; people; 13,000 Tuckannon, 50 lofg; 9 wide people, 200. Alpowa, 15 long, 3 wide people, 35. Palouse, 100 long, 25 wide people, 2.7C0 Columbia Basin, 10d long, SO wide ; people, 6,000. . Yakima, lfjO long, 80 wide ; people; 503. Spokane, 15 long, 10 wide fieopie, 380. Chehalis, 50 lonst, 15 wide ; paople, 20C. These lands are, with necessary pop ulation, capable of producing 600,000 tuns of wheat annually. The twelve counties of tlapUfn Oregon aid Wash ington Territory that must be consid ered tributary to the waters ot "the- Columbia and Snake Rivers contain 414 surveyed townships, or 23,576,650 acres. In the earliest settlement of feast crn Oregon preference was given to strictly valley laials. Experience has! shown , however, that most excellent crops ot cereals are sure upon the hills and table lauds. For both truit raising and general agriculture, many now ! give hillside lands tlw preference. Hesources of Oregon and Washington. A diiiatch says that a New Jersey factory is making a $3000 set of satin wall hangings, with embroidered birds iu bushes, for an nnuamed California i stock operator The design is veiy appropriate. All the local "lock sharps can see whole flocks of birds in bushes, which are pretty and good for artistic mverial ; but what tlie practical men yearn for is a few fullfeatliered birds in the hand. A writer in a Loudon paper, describ ing James Gordon Bennett at Newport. mivs that he is a ta!l thin, active young ; man, the hair a little touched with j gray, a bachelor, with a shy, retiring manner, a fitni jaw, a prominent Roman nose, which reminds you of a portrait of hi lather, a i id would have pleased . Xapoleon. Ii li.-icns rather than talks. ". 'i :" ;- Five immense blocks' Ot stone have liceti removed from the Great Pyramid ot Egypt lately, by consent ot the Khe. dir, for the purpose ot being used io the construction of a mcsque. The vhwTccivilizjI wof d shoald feel an in terest in the c6titiuuel preservation ot this monument of a past age, and diplo matic influence should be exerted to prevent further furoada of the character referred to'. . . Quite a lfttld excitement was occasioned in the catern art of Smith County, Kan sas, last week, by the, ijfsappearance of a young bride, who said the husband ot tier choice was "too old a Lk-d for her." treinlnlne Brevities. . Miss Sanbofn says that If some old triakls are lonely, there are tome wives who would like to be. - A Canadian woman asks :"Oh, why will hot women be- wise and Itwjf out of second niarrlsges ? She has exam pies and warnings enough." . , - How noble to the innocent froung girl . seems thb srriart ybtirig Hi ah. who, has wba -her heart how good, how kind, how gen tle, how ever so much nicer than mother. It is different, hijweVerJ wlien she ptfi him ; she does so everlastingly want moth er again. , , j . A young lady writes to tlie Whitehall JierUw that tho end to be aimed at In dancing is gracefulness. The New York; , Commercial says : .. "We . . weije under , the impression that it vyss, ricbusbaiut i ' but we never did understand tlxl girls somehow." . ---. Payne, the poet, in a recent volume, says of the power of the beauty of a young girl: And all the creatures of the wood - , , Crept from their leafy solitude, And wondering around her stood. ' j-. The tawns came to her unafraid, r And on her hand t!n ir muzzles laid, Aud fluttering birds flew down and . . stayed. . , Col. Iligginsfin remarks that titer fc not a club house iu Boston lurnisbed with such absence of luxury as tlie women's club rooms on Park, street, tlie contrast being so great as to seem almost absurd. The waiters at most any fashionable res taurant will tell you th.it what is a clieap dinner for a man would be a dear dinner for a woman. .: There. are three graces in .Kentucky Martha, - Mary and Margaret Devoe of -Jessamine County. They were bbrlf to the same parents in the same hour in 18)7, and have grown up to be middle-aged spinsters together. When tliey : were young ladies their father exacted from' them a vow never to marry and never to separate until Ocath. ' This promise tbey have religiously kept. eMioir elebratioaa. Three dars Sugar. Sixty days Vinegar First Ahnlversafy frori , Fifth ftiinfvArsnrr- Voorlf?n Tenth aiiniversary Tin. Fifteenth anniversary Crystal. Twentle:h anni versa ry China. , , Twenty-fifth anniversary Silyerr Thirtieth anniversary Cotton.' Thirty-fifth' ahiiivefsnry LinerV; F.ortleth anniversary Woolen." Forty-fifth anniversary Silk. Fiftieth anniversary Gold.- -Sevtnty-flflh anniversary Diamond1. A tfelcgatln'ii of 3Tew York women has presented Gov. Cornell with a gold per, in recognition of his advocacy of women's fights nnd because he signed the Women's Suffrage bill, in return fie . presented them with the pen he used in .signing the Mil. - ... . i 'tisvsa so m so j V. nv io -v ... tro"o ! it twnt : tUTOUaustp J3AOU u .nana sM(a i "ias; qj, VJiwc XMta ma t- J"i- sn.iHTpa Jatiio Xma pal sqtf -t i soda wn 'ttDT tl4 .'.aukj. Pso 'miaqtniH 'qauqj, AWIg. -PA. . wjok its(tii qng,sOAl fmi MMUJI 1 -tat jeon iimob asi.aawjx MB.j nlf. J0r . anUB suiuds 1 sain.i j HotXvail axi au Jiojr I - a.suo)jasw.tsr.. -Mr.', n rnux. jo um Xjm ywn ' paw 'swsJfr pwaiw .dd(M aw ax. it .WWllI1(r 'f1iuiu,f auiMi1 'auBow t PIO .ari ajnm au,ij I pt ssx n.oij nuMltt P" iaji "nsa spread n(: ""IT s.iiit pniuiwi inior k mtm 'sSHiusaAii msSWMieaH f to nuottrrro qons coju ijpaus HajJt i ' ' eitri io joaocT atrrrdtni 6fn tH .a xo jo moil ..iwaaua. Jo KkUM I -o.l tji)4iii 0,miuuiX jo ponptii l unci m piwM un anj. AmmMn I JOaou sflujiq A'npj9Aff -asuoii aVi.a ! UJ poqauios -q powou s uui(un i litm i 'nr:.T - naaizsfr enx ? i . -rojjapitoM Xiccnba 04. aoiisMD einjj i ' oi(1 pun i(.3.i unmnH noUH stoejia .it 5 5 i'r--Orip3.odtui'onempupits mud jooouu j f ." -nuiiaoa oij ii5pnu noq aim V i OS .raraHa pnw aap Mljmd j , 'Bubo uu jnoqit't "I iuouiiuif trtnrpiuH: j ' 'W3I)W':'. :- uTCKt fsuiaiX.-i 10 wiioi Xjt.ao io .oai s. i jo wpud pu ataiAd aoiv f I auiatpeoi si r -uivct luw tuiieniooui T jo jeni on-v joj oomniai eraw XUO win i lH9iniiminBn lanWaMI,.t r gnu Xjnjuao jo pi(ru a.in oooui wc i j asva.a ccuv ivnz sdje " J " innn uuLJu 1 n nn sr i f , ... 1 i i 1 I i I I 1 1 1 ! "iiy do . Ual ' 1 ' 1 " jswtr av a .1 0 I ! T htr our I ' ) i i-i. . i 5-, , t with 1 wv Tii-i.i-.J SMU M whoiajsaia pwitsw n ;osparehMr. TkWvnir " - . T J Wabasl A,., , 1