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LAWS OF THE UHITED STATES,
Piiuwd at tbr Merui'd «r««lon of the Thtriy-
Mnili 4 ongrrta.
[PUBLIC —Xo. 13.]
An Act jto punish certain crimes in rela
tion to'the public securities and currency,
and for other purposes.
Beit enacted by the Senate and House of
Representatives of the United States of
America in Congress assembled, That if any
person or persons shall buy, sell, exchange,
trnasfer, receive or deliver, any false,
forged, counterleitcd or altered bond, bill,
certificate of deposit, coupon, draft, check,
bill of exchange, money order, indorse
ment, United States note, treasury note,
circulating note, pos'ago stamp, revenue
stamp, postage stamp note, fractional note,
or other obligation or security of the Un
ited Status or circulating n >te of any
banking association or organization acting
under the law-i ot the United States, which
his been issued or may heretofore be is
sued under any net of Congress lierutof Te
passed, or whie!i may hereafter be passed,
with the intent, expectation, or belief, that
the same shall or will be passed, altered,
published or used as.true and genuine,
such pers <n or persons so offending, shall
be deemed guilty of felony, and on con
viction thereof shall be imprisoned not
moic than ten years, or fined not exec, d
ing five thousand dollars, or b >th, at the
disci e ion of the court.
Sec. 2. And be if j'url'rr enacted, Tlint
it shrill not be lawful to design, tmgrave,
print, or in any mannermake or execute,
or to utter, issue, 'distribute, circulate or
•mi*, any business or professional card, no
tice, placard, circular,handbill,or ndverti;»(i
ment, in tlic likeness or similitude of
any bond, certificate of iudebtness, cer
tificate of deposit, coupon, United States
note, treasury note, circulating note, frac
tional note, postage stamp note, or other
obligation or security of the United States,
or of any banking association organized
or acting under the laws thereof, which
lias been or may be issued under or au
thorized by any act of Congress heretofore
passed or which may hereafter be passed.
And any person or persons offending
against the provisions of this section shall
be subject to a penalty of one hundred dol
lars, to be recovered by an action of debt,
one-half to the use of the informer.
Sec. 3. And be it further enacted. That
it shall not bu lawful to write, print, or
otherwiie impress upon any bond, certi
ficate of indebtness, or other instrument
specified in the last proceeding section,any
business cr professional card, notice or
advertisement of any goods, ware* mer
chandise, or of aoy drug, or medicine, or
of any invention or patent, or of any other
matter or thing whatever ; and any person
or persons offending against the provisions
of this sect too, shall be subject to n pen
alty of OM hundred dollars, to W recor
ded by any acttoo <d debt, one bait to tb«
ase of tbc informer.
Sec. 4. AmJ Ar * /metier emm-trd. That
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in *:ai>i]>ibg r (fiusn;*:. an; kind or d.»-
criptinc o! bond, hill, faotr, cntificat*-,
coupon, >»"njr«* ttaiiip, rrVcU'ie t>laui|i.
fractional currency uo!c, or other paper,
instrument, obligation, device, or docu
ment, now authorized or hereafter to be
authorized hy law to b<* priutt <l. stamped,
scaled, prepared, issued, uttered, or put in
circulation, l»y or on hehalf of the United
States, or shall, without such authority, so
secrete, embezzle, or take and carry away
any paper, parchment or other material
prepared and intended to bo used ill the
lurking of any or cither such papers, in
struments, or obligations hereinbefore
named, or printed or stamped, in whole or
in part, in the similitude of any such paper,
inrtrumont or obligation, whether it be in*
tended to ifsue or put the 6»mc in circula
tion cr not, su. Hp rso ior persons so of
fending shall, on conviction, be punished
by imprisonment not exceeding ten years
or by tine not exceeding five thousand dol
lars, or both, at the descretionof the court.
Sec. 7. And he itfurther enacted, That
if any for on slnill take nnd carry away,
without authority from the United States,
from the place where it has been filed,
lodged, or deposited, or where it may for
the time being actually be kept by author
ity of the United States, nny certificate,
affidavit, deposition, written statement of
facts, power of attorney, receipt, voucher,
assignment, or other document, record, file,
or paper, 'prepared, fitted, or intended to
be used or presented in order to procure
payment of money from or by the Unittd
States, or ony officer or agent thereof, or
the allowance or payment of the whole or
any part of nny claim, account, or demand
against the United States, whether the
same has or has not already been used or
presented, whether such claim, account, or
demand, or nny part thereof, has or has
not already been allowed or paid ; or if
any person shall present or use or attumpt
to use any such document, record, file or
paper, so taken and carried away, in order
to procure the payment of any money from
or by the United States, or any officer
or agont thereof, or the allowance or pay.
ment of the whole or any part or any claim,
account, cr demand against the United
States, such person so offending, shall bo
deemed guilty of felony, nnd on conviction
be imprisoned not more than ten years, or
fined not exceeding five thousind dollars,
ut the discretion of the court.
Approved, Feburary 5, 1867.
[PUBLIC —No. 14.]
An Act amendatory of •• Ac act to amend
an act entitled •An act relating to ha
beas corpus, and regulating judicial pro
ceedings in certain cases,'" approved
May eleventh, eighteen hundred and
and aixty-six.
lie it enacted li/ the Senate and liou»e
of Represent at ires of the United States of
America in Congress assembled. That
whenever in any suit or prosecution which
hna been, or may be commenced in nay
State cuwt, and which drMsst ia au
thorized to bare removed (root oaid court
to tbc circuit ronrt of tb« State*.
-An act relating to bakraa rucpna. and
wgidafing pryjinp in omnia
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nuuiagtCH'Lt of tL« party tail* into
tlic hand* ol tbe oficc-bulJrri, or
•. xjK i taiit- of office, who have a lar
ger inUniit tlian any other cla*« of
, iikmi in its jH-niiaiienec ami tsucces*,
| niul who can not but manage it with
a particular "reorganization," "par
ty tactics " anil "strict party discip
line," are relied on us the sure means
of preserving tlio unity and ascen
dency of the party; and those three
phrase j include ngreat variety of arts
and tricks, which would bo worthless
if exposed fairly anil frankly to the
public. Can anybody fail toseo that,
in tho very nature of such an organ
ization, there is u tendency to tho
corruption, not only of tho party but
of the people ?
AN ESS A ONTO SWINE.— Josh Bil
lings says : " Ilogs generally are
quudripod. There is n great deal uv
internal revenew in a hog; there
ain't much nioro waste in them than
there is in a oyster. Even their tails
can bo worked up into whissels.
Ilogs are good quiet boarders; they
eat what 1 A set before them, and
don't ask cny foolish questions.
There is a great many breeds amongst
them. Some are a close corporation
breed, and some are built more apart,
like a hemlock slab. Some are full
in tho face, like a town clock, and
some arc so long and lean as & cow
catcher, with a steel-plated noso on
them. They can awl ruto well; a
hog that knot rute well licz been
made in vain. They aro a short
lived animal, flnd generally dio as
soon as they get fatt. The nog can
be larnt a grate nianny cunning
things, tipping over the swill barrels,
and finding holes in the fense to git
into a cornfield; but tharc ain't ony
length to their memry, and it iz aw
ful hard work for them tew find tho
same hole tew git out at, especially
if you arc at all anxious they should.
86?" The sons of literary men aro
said to bo dull as a rule, and tho
daughters to inherit tho ability of
their sires. Two great novelists ap
pear to inherit their literary succes
sion in tho fomalo lino. Miss Thack
eray's writings prove that she is en
dowed with her father's genius, as
well as with a womanly power pecu
liarly her own. Miss Dickens is
said to bo the author of tho etory
"Aunt Margaret's Troubles," which
has recently appeared ; and if such
is the case, the young authoress may
be congratulated on having made au
extremely successful debnt, and one
worthy in every way of her father's
reputation.
wsr When you raotirc a boaqoet,
•priuke it with cold water,
and pot it in a tmw! containing
•om* tomft mhK whc-h noamhe* the
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A tod co* ißg to tkw MM h( mwi: ** I
4»ai! lom- *■ i tkoMuid >l<>l)ani if I
am obliged to give «p niv interest in
that well," and V-ggvd him to take it
off hi* hand*. *I am selling out and
not taking on,' said the man. But
the young man plead with him, and
out of |>er*otial kiudncM he said:
'Very well, I will take it.' In two
days they struck a vein in this well,
and it was an immensely fruitful well,
and he sold his share for two hun
dred thousand dollars. The young
man was present when tho check was
drawn 011 New York for tho amount,
and he felt liko death and mourned,
and said 'lt is always my luck; I
am a little too late.' And the man
said, "You may take ten thousand
of it if you want.' The young
man thought ho was jesting, but he
assured him that ho was not, and
said, ' I will mako it tweuty thous
and if it will do any good. Or,' said
be, ' I will make it fifty thousand.'
4 Well,' said he, ' take the whole of it,
Ido not want it. Give me six thou*
sand, and you may have the advan
tage of your good luck.' And so he
gavo tho young man tho advantage
of tho two hundred thousand. All
of you that would havo douo that
may rise up."
A COOL FARMER.— We have seen
and heard of cool proceedings ere
this, but tho conduct of the Vermont
agriculturist was positively " iced."
He once sold a load of hay to his
neighbor, who, contrary to"his own
expectations, after seeing it weighed
stayed to sec it unloaifed. But a
few forksfull were oft'when a bounc
ing rock rolled from tho load; then
another, and tlicu a third
upon the floor.
"- What's that ?"
er in a loud voice.
" Most all herd-grass this year,"
replied tho deaf man.
"But, 6co here," continued tho
other, pointing to tho bowlders
which lay arrayed in judgment
against the dishonest haymau, what
does all this moan ?"
" Shan't cut nigh as much hay
this year as last," replied the dealer
in herd-grass.
Just as he had finished the last
sentence down thundered a rousing
chunk of granite, making a deep iu
dontation in tho barn floor with one
of its sharp angles.
"I say, neighbor N," screamed
the purchaser of granite, " I want to
know what in the these are ?"
poiuting to the bowlders and the big
lump of granite.
Mr. N. took up a mighty forkfull
of the herd-grass, gave it a toss into
tbe Lay-loft, then, leaning upon bis
fork, ejecting bis bog* «joid of to
bacco, and replacing it witb • fresh
osc. be took a view of tbe fragments
of wall that lav before bim.
and with OM of tbe hiaadest sasilw
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amnjt«u«-nU l>v crowding
of the biooaM, «u<i putting tliom with
tbe rnecn foliage which they want to
•ct them off. Few people are «xactlv
awai*, until tbey tiy it, how exceed
ingly easy it is to spoil such a pleas
ing combination as this ; a piece of
calceolaria, scarlet geranium, or blue
salvia, would ruin it effectually. Such
decided colors as these require to be
grouped in another vase, aud should
not even be placed on the same ta
ble with the sweet peas; tbey .also
require a much larger preponderance
of foliage to show them off to ad
vantage than is wanted by the flow
ers of more delicate colors. It is un
questionably difficult to resist the
temptatiou of "just putting in" this
or that flower, because " it is such a
beauty;" a beauty it may be, and so
may be an apricot, but it would be
out of place in a basin of green pea
soup! There is at least one proper
place for every flower, and lot every
flower be in its place.— The Garden
Chronicle.
USF In Paris somo one has been
making an analysis of tbe air we
breathe in a theatre or other close
house, containing a thousand per
sons or more, lie carried into a
theatre at ten o'clock at night a bot
tle of ice placed on a plate, aud then
collected tbe vapor which rapidly
condensed on the outside of tho bot
tle and flowed down on tho plate.
At first this vapor thus collected had
the smell, the taste, and, so far as
could be determined, every chemical
quality belonging to the waters ofthe
most deadly fover marshes. Under
tho microscopo, this water was first
clear, but aoon, that is to say in a
week, it was found to be full of fine
animalcule. A little later on, these
auimalculre had grown, and the big
ones were seen pursuing and devour
ing the little ones. Still later on,
at tbe end of two months, the water
was thick with animalcule, various
forms were seen, and still the work
of destruction was going on. At
last, but three hideous monsters were
seen microscopic monsters, of
course, since they were contained in.
a drop of water—and these were still
fighting to see which would devour
the other. At the end of three
months the water became clear and
miasraatio again.
THK PRINTING OFFICII. —The prin
ting office baa, indeed, proved a su
perior college to many a boyit has
graduated mora useful, conspicuous i
members of society, has brought more
intellect out and turned it into prac
tical, useful cbaaneU, awakened
mnfi Mimiiiil atore active
and elevated tb >ngbt, than aaany of
tbe literary colleges of tbe oonatry.
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and talk tW\ do «ith i rapidity that
i* unuiui;. 1 bare heard that
tviHMiii weapon is b<-r tongue,
ami that the *e\ were notorious for
a«ine it; but, like many other un
kind statements agaiust heaven's
best, lastgifttoman,ldoubtit Until I
peeped into the Fuhrico de Tobaccos
of Seville. What may be the weight
of mischief manufactured each day
along with the cigars, I don't know,
but I fowl safe in stating that it is at
least equal with the tobacco. This
factory was erected in 1750, is 660
feet long by 525 wide, and is sur
rounded by a mole. It is the princi
pal factory in the kingdom, as every
one uses tobocco in some shape iu
Andalusia, not excepting the ladies,
but it is when they are on the shady
aide of forty that they puff and cog
itate. The best workers among the
girls earn about forty cents per day;
the poorest about half that amount.-
Every night they are all searched."
During the epidemic of in ter
mittents in the West this season, the
whole immense stock of Ayer'tf
Ague Cure became exhausted, and
the producing power of his Labora
tory, was fouud inudaquate to meet
the demand. Many who knew its
extraordinary virtues for the cure of
Chills and Fever, paid exorbitant
prices for it to thoso who were for
tunate enough to have a supply oil
hand. Some of our neighbors paid
ten dollars for a bottle, while the
regular price is but one, and assure
us it was on the wholo the cheapest
remedy they could buy, even at that
figure. They praise it for two qual
ities: first, that it cures, and last
that it leaves the health unimpaired.
—lowa Standard.
LitniT>—No dwellings ore so
pleasant, because so healthful, as
thoso which have a southerly aspect.
People who live in houses looking
chiefly to the north, sutler seriously,
if not sensibly, from the imperfect
sunning of the air; the unkindliness
of the aspect impartb itself to the oc
cupants. Our wiudows should look
southward. No one can say how
much sickness and debility, how
much ill-temper and moroseness are
not owing to self imprisonment in
dark streets and dull coiintirtg-housea
and back parlors, iuto which a sun
beam never enters: " Truly the light
is sweet, and a pleasant thing it is
for the eyes to behold the sun."
School-rooms, most of all, should btf
on the sunny side of the house; no
sensible schoolmaster ever place*
them anywhere else.
ffgT Some people are nrikif
enough to ask. Can Cong rase dp mm
andao? Why, certainly they en.
A railroad rood actor oner seamed
Lola Monte* that: "Mate,ymm
ran not amoke iatteon." "Bal
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