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We will not hereafter deviato from this rule. H7" Blanks. Billheads, Cards, Catalogues, Circulars, Bills of Fare, Posters, Pamphlets Programmes, Ac., printed at reasonable rates OrricE— Corner of Second and Washington Streets. BUNKING OABS BY LIGHTNING. A young San Francisco mechanic is now a candidate for fame as the bene factor of his race, by chaining the light ning of heaven to the rattling car. This inventor has filed his caveat for patents, and within a few days past has waited upon several wealthy citizens who have tho roputatiou of eucouragiug pro gressive measures, to solicit assistance for the development of his plans on an enlarged scale. Ho exhibits his drafts and estimates to all who desire to see them, and appears to have no dosire to conceal the principlo or details of his invention. The electric motor devised l>y this gentleman is dosigned specially for the propuhion of railroad cars, and could hardly be adopted for ships, or, in fact, any other purpose than that mentioned, should it prove successful. Tho principle is the construction of driving wheels of onormous electro magnets, which diverge from the center in the same form as tho spokes of an ordinary wheel, tho poles of each mag net terminating with the outer circum ference. Tho electric circuit is com plete as the magnot impinges upon tho steel rails of the track. As the poles of each magnet forming the driving wheel approach the track, an enormous magnetic attraction is exerted, and, as they pass the center, or perpendicular point of the magnet upon the track, the current is cut off from each partic ular magnet and the attraction treated. By the multiplication of driving wheels of this description, the inventor ex pects (6 acquire any degree of power requisite, and accomplish any rate of speed at which a railroad car is capa ble of traveling, and no possible dan ger of the locomotive leaving the track. In place of the cumbersome steam boiler and lander loaded with coal, the loco motive will carry a magnetic battery of immense power. Such is the latest shape assumed by the prospective elec tric motor, which is anticipated as one of the achievements, sooner or later, of the present age of scientific progress. Whether our San Francisco genius has solved the problem remains to be seen but his scheme is certainly entitled to the merit of novelty, and that at least is a gratifying indication that the world is moving, especially in this latitude.— S. F. Bulletin. SNIFFLES SPBF.E—Sniffles brought his two weeks Bpreo to a closo on Thursday night. He lay on a lounge in the par lor, feeling aa mean as sour lager, when something in the corner of the room at tracted his attention. Raising on his elbow he gazod steadily at it. Rubbing his eyes, he starod again, and, as he stared, his terror grew. Calling his wife? he asked hoarsely: " Mirandy, what is that?" " What is what, Likey?" Sniffles' name is Lycurgus, and his wife calls him Likey for short and sweet. " Why, that—that—thing in the cor ner," said the frightened man, pointing with a hand that * shook like a politi cian. "Likey, dear, I see nothing," re plied the woman. " Whatl You don't see it 1" he shrieked; "Then I've got'em. Oh, Heavens 1 Bring me the Bible, bring it ■quick! Hero—here on this sacred book I swear never to touch a drop of whiskey. If I break my vow, may my right hand cleave to the roof of uiy mouth, and—" Here, catching another glimipßC of the terrible object, he clutched his wife and begged in piteous tones: • 1 Don't leave me—don't leave your Likey," and burying bis faoe in the folds of her dress, he sobbed and moaned himself into a troubled sleep. Then his wife stole gently to the cor ner, picked np the toy snake and threw it ioto tbo stove. ty Gladstone thinks of coming over to the Centonnial. • i . i i i.i j>! i i at - OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON TERRITORY, SATURDAY MORNING, MARCH 27, 1875. TIIK RLANOnttttt. i 1I - T> ! I BY EXOS ». m». The lying tongue may weave n web whose meshes may entrap the pure- Anil hearts may bleed— and l>loed, and die, wliicli cannot slight and wro lg endure, lieware the slanderer*# poisonous breath—bo ware the mask which hides his thee. Of all that's liase and vile on earth, which would hell ttsolf disgrace t The slanderer's tongue has power to kill—to kill the body and the eeul— To wither hope# as high as heaven, and drive an angel from his goal; Its trophies are the unwMt graves, and broken hearts and muniored bliss— Making a Hell where Heaven once smiled, by deadliest serpent's hiss 1 Better the blast from Upas' tree—better the .Simoon's arid breath- Better the waves of the surging sea—better the lightning's sudden death; These leave no pang, but merely kill—not so with the vcn'inous slanderer's tongue— When death hath shrouded its victim's eyos, It glories that half its work's but done. To have your life's life lied away—to feel the wound, yet know no cure; To breathe llie air the serpent breathes—to siiifor death, and still endure; This'tis to live, yet pray to die; when hope and all of life is dead, To yearn forileatli—the welcome tomb where on to lay the aching head I To lowest depths of the lowest hell consign the soul of tlio bated one, Whose mission on eartli was but to kill with a hateful, hated, sland'rous tongue. No tears will flow on the sodden grave—no mournor weap o'ro the damned dead, Who bore while living the serpent's tongue— filling the purest hearts with dread. Scared out of a Wife. The narralivo which I am about to relate was told me one blenk, cold night, in a country parlor. It was one of those nights in mid-winter when the wind swept over the laud, making ev erything tingle with its frosty breath, that I was seated before a blazing fire, surrounded bv a jolly half-dozen boys, and on old bachelor—Peter Green— forty-eight years old. It was just the night without to inako those within enjoy a story, so each of us had to tell his favorite, save Mr. Green, and ns lie was a jolly story teller, wo were surprised to hear him say " I havo no story that will interest you," so wo had to find other enter tainment for awhile, when ono of tho boys told me to ask him how it hap pened that he never got married. So I did. Well, gentlemen, ho bogan, it don't seem right to tell you how that hap pened, but as it is about myself I don't care much. You see, when I was a young man wo had to walk as far as five miles to church nud singing school. But this don't have anything to do with my not getting a wife, but I just wanted you to know that wo had trou ble iu tLose days in getting our sport. John Smith and I were like brothers, or like " Mary and her little lamb." where one weut the other was sure to go. Wo went to see two sisters, and as we were not the best boys imaginable, the old gentleman took umbrage, and wouldn't allow us to come near the house, so wo would take the girls to the end of the lanefand there we would have to take the final kiss. We soon got tired of that sort of fun, and I told John, on our way to singing school one night, that I was going into the honse, too. He said the old man would run me out if I did. I told him I was going to risk it any how, let oome what would. So home we went with the girls. When we got to the end of the lane I told the girls we proposed going all the way. They looked at each other in a way I didn't like too well, but said the old folks would be in bed, BO they didn't care if we did. They were a little more surprised yet, when we told them wo thought of go ing in a little while, but as all was quiet wo bad no trouble in getting into the kitchen. Then and there we lied our first court, end I made up my mind to ask Sallie to be my wife tbe next time I came. It was now past tbe turn of tbe night, and, as we bad four miles to walk, I told John we had better be going. So we stepped out on tbe porch, but just as we did so the sky was lit by light ning, and one tremendous peal of thun der rolled along the mountain sides. Its echoes had not died out in the far off vales, before the rain began to pour from the garnered fullness ofthe clouds. We waited for it to stop until we were all asleep, when the girls said we should go to bed in the little room at the head of the Btairs, whioh led out'of the kitch en, and, as their father got up late, we could go home before the old folkß were astir. So, after bidding the girls a sweet good-night, and hugging them, and wishing them sweet dreams, and Sromisihg them to come back on next unday night we started. We didn't have to go far, as the bed room stood hear the head of the stairs. John was soon fn bed, 'but full of cu riosity, t was looking around the little room. At last I thought I would sit down on a chest, which was covered with a nice white cloth, while I drew of my boots. So down I sat, when, Oh stars ,of the east! 1 went plump into a big custard pie; 1 thought John would die laughing, for he us I had smashed that custard 'im. let -.lain .vioimiiT i«>j- 'ft alt to thunder and tho plato right in two piecos. ' You see we had to bo awful quiet, so the old man would not hear. I was now ready to get into bod, so I put the light out and picked up my boots, thinking I might pot them in a , more convenient place, when down went one of my legs .through a pipe hole, which had been covered by papers, up to my hip. Now, one part of me was up stairs, while the longest part of me was in the kitchen. As my leg was very long, it reached a shelf which was occupied by dishes, pans, coffee-pots, etc., and it turned over with a tremendous crash. The girls had not yot retired, and I could hear them laugh fit to split their sides. I felt awful ashamed and scared and my heart was in my throat, for I expected the old man every moment. I extricated my leg from the con founded hole just in time, for the old lady looked into the kitchen from her bed-room door and asked what all the noise was about. The girls put her off as best they could, and I went to bed, while John was strangling himself under the cover to keep from laughing loud. Wo soon went off into the land off dreams, wifh the hope of waking early. I wish I could tell you my dreams, but it would take me too long. One mo ment I would fancy myself by the side of Sallie, sipping nectar from her heaven bedewed lips; next, I would see tho old man flourishing his cane above my head. This all came to an end by John giv ing me a kick. On waking up and looking round I saw John's eyes as big as my fist, while the sun was beaming in at tlio window. What to do wo couldn't tell, for wo beard the old man holding family prayers iu the kitchen. John looked out of the window, and said we could get down over tho porch roof. " Got out and dress as soon as possi ble," he said. So in my hurry my foot got fastened in tho bedclotlies x and out I tumbled, head foremost, turned over, and rolled, and rolled down stairs until I struck the door, which was fastened by a wooden button, and it giving away, out I rollod in front of tho old man. He threw up his hands and cried, " Lord save us!" for 110 thought I was the devil. Tho old lady screamed until you could have hoard her a mile. I was so scared and bewildered that I couldn't get upatonco. It was warm weather and I didn't have on anything but a shirt. When I heard the girls snickering it made me mad, and I jumped up and rushed out of tiie door, leaving the greater part of my shirt on the old iron door latch. Off I started for llio barn, and when half through the yard the dog sent up a howl and went for mo. When I got into the barnyard I had to run through a flock of sheep; among them was an old ram, who backed up a little and then started for me. With one bound I escaped his blow, spring ing into tho barn, and began to climb the logs in the snow, when an old mother hen pounced upon my legs, picking them till they bled. I threw myself upon the hay, and after John had slid down the porch into a hogshead of rain water, he came to me with one of my boots, my coat and one of the legs of my pants. He found me completely prostrate. Part of my shirt, my nat, one leg of my pants, my vest, stockings, necktie, and one boot were left behind. I vowedjthen and there that I would never go to see another girl, and I'll die before I will. fcj* The St. Louis Globe tries to make its subscribers willing to die by pre dicting the approach of the time when Wagner shall draw the themes of bis operas from Bancroft's histories. Im agine Washington singing, " I eannot tell a lie, father," in a minor key, with a drum accompaniment representing the blows of the hatchot.—-Boston Globe, Cf '' She is a perfect Amazon," said a pupil in one of our schools of his teacher yesterday, to his companion. "Yes." said the other, who was better versed in geography than hiatory, " I noticed she had an awful big mouth."— Bridgeport Farmer, ~ {■#* When a Cincinnati young man aaya to his soul's idol; " Don't kissme any more, now, Sal; I'm tired," she knows he has just been shaved by one of those pretty female barbers. Z r W An English judge has recently defined " gentleman ' as a torrn which "includes anybody who has nothing to do and is outside of the workhouse." JSC*"How many people," said Jer emy Taylor, "are busy in this world gathering togother a handful of thorns to sit upon." I3F* Water pipes in Portland, Me., laid a depth of six feet, are frozen. DOH'T KISSTHE BABY, The promiscuous kissing of children is a pestilential practice. We use the word advisedly, and it is mild for the occasion. Murderous would be the proper word, did the kisses know all the mischief which they do. Yes, madam, Mnrderotu; and we are Bpeak ing to you. Do you remember calling on your dear friend Mm. Brown the other day, with a strip of flannel around your neck f And when little Flora came dancing into the room, didn't you pounce upon her demonstratively, call her a precious little pet, and kiss her ? Then yon serenely proceeded to de scribe the dreadful sore throat that kept you from prayer meeting the night be fore. You bad no designs on the dear child's life, we know; nevertheless you killed her! Killed her as surely as if you had fed her with strychnine or ar senic. Your caresses were fatal. Two or three days after, the little pet began to complain of a sore throat too. Tho symptoms grew rapidly alarming; and when the doctor came, the single word diptheria sufficed to explain them all. To-day a little mound in Green wood is tho sole memento of your visit. Of course the mother does not sus pect, and would not dare to suspect, you of any instrumentality in Her be reavement. She charges it to a mys terious Providence. The doctor says uothing to disturb the delusion; that would be impolitic, if not cruel; but to an outsiders he is free to say that the child's death was due directly to your infernal stupidity. Those are precisely his words; more forcible than elegant, it is true; but who shall say, under the circumstances, that they are not justifi able ? Remember' " Evil is wrought Ity want of thought As well as by want of heart." It would be hard to tell how much of tho prevalent sickness and mortality from diptboria is duo to such want of thought. As a rule, adults liavo tho diseaso in so mild a form that they mis take it for a simple cold; and as a cold is not contagious, they think nothing of exposing others to their breath or to tho greater dauger of labial contact. Taking into consideration the well es tablished fact that diptheria is usually if not always communicated by the di roct transplanting of the malignant veg etation which causes tbo diseaso, tho fact that there can be no more certain means to bring the contagion to its fa vorite soil than the act of kissing, and the further fact that the custom of kiss ing children on all occasions is all but universal, it is not surprising that, when the disease is once imported into a com munity, it is very likely to become ep idemic. It would be hard to charge the spread of diptheria entirely to the practice of child-kissing. There are othor modes of propagation, though it is hard to conceive of any more directly suited to the spread of the iufection or more gen eral in its operations. It stands to dip therin about the Barne relation that pro miscuous hand-shaking formerly did to the itch. It were better to avoid the practice. The children will not suffer if they go unkissed ; and their friends ought for their sokes to forgo the luxury for a sea son. A single kiss has been known to infect a family; and the most careful may l>e in condition to communicate the disease without knowing it. Beware, then, of playing Judas, and let the ba bies alone. — Scientific American. A LITTLE LOVE AFFAIR. —The follow ing is going the rounds: When James Lick was a young man, he fell in love with a miller's daughter in Pennsyl vania. Young Lick faced the stern old miller and asked for the hand of his daughter. Now James was a poor young man, but honeat and industrious, and withal full of pride. The old mau refused to grant James' request, and advised him not to " many until he had a competency to support a wife." These remarks were rather humiliating to young Lick's pride, and with empha sis he replied: "Sir, I ehall seethe day when your boasted mill would not make a respectable wheat' bin' for the one I shall own." Years passed, and James Lick erected, in Santa Clara county, California, a mill, the machin ery of whieh is of solid mahogany. Shortly after its erection, he had pho tographs taken of the inside and out side of his mill, and sent them to the miller who had refused him the hand of his daughter. MT A Brazilian lady is creating a great sensation in Paris. She has a yellow carriage, and the wheel-hube are solid gold, servants connected with the turnout number four—two in the box and two in the rumble. The harness is gold tipped and the horses are thoroughbreds. S3T An Irishman called his pig Maud, because it would " corno into the garden" so. Adam was proudly conscious that ho nover made a mistako in his boyhood. 537* Florida has a girl named Neu ralgia. THE OYSTER OH ITS TRAVELS. It was utmost in the very first oar da voted to business thai orossod tUo Pg oific Railroad, wherein the luscious oys ter of the Atlantic sped onward to satisfy the longings of California. That train passed through Sacramento)' and one special car was emblazoned the legion, " The oyster of the east comes to greet the mouth of the West," was ah election in Sacramento that very day, and the excitement over the various candidates partook of the particular heated character of such California con tests. As the car freighted with the bivalves stopped for a moment, it was received with cheers. The polls were neglected, and an eager crowd rushed to the car. Then, and only then, did Sacramento fully unr derstand that the older civilization of the East could exchange her commodi ties with the West. Saddle Rocks were in great demand at fl each, and the eleotion almost went by default of votes. From this single car came the oyster busiaes in California and efforts to introduce oysters in the waters of the Golden Gate. The originator of this enterprise was Mr. A. Booth, of Chi cago, who now plants many thousands of bushels of Northern oysters yearly in the Pacific. Some interesting facts are given by Mr. Booth in regard to tbo changes oysters coming from our lati tude undergo in California. Though spat is undoubtedly produced, such young oysters do not thrive. As yet no small oysters, the children of the Northern oysters, have been found. There are some curious transformation of shells known in oyters on our coast as they are found further South. The round shape of the shell is elongated until off the coast of Georgia and Flor ida they assume a razor-shaped shell. In California our transplanted oyster loses its oval or round shape and length ens out. The Northern oysters planted in San Francisco Bay are put out in four to fivo foot of water, and mature and fatton rapidly in from six to twelve months. In New York Bay this takes from two to four years. Every year Mr. Booth takes across the Continent some '4OO cor loads of small oysters to be brought up in the Pacific. When such transplanted oysters have their growth they are worth from $2 to $2 CO per hundied. Tho nativo oyster com ing from Oregon is small in size, and has tho coppery flavor of the European bivalve. They are not much in de mand, selling at $2 the sack of a bushel and a half. There are some peculiari ties as to the character or origin of the oyster to be transplanted. It would be supposed that oysters ooming from tho Chesapeake or from Norfolk would be better adopted to the warmer waters of the Pacific. Thists not the case. Such oysters, when carried there, Mr. Booth affirms from his own experienco, wili not live. His oysters always come from Egal Harbor, Raritan Bay, Newark and Long Island Sound. More Southern seed invariably dies. There is a liffiit to the growth of any kind of Eastern oyster in tho Pacifio waters. After a certain poriod, a year and a half at the utmost, for some reason as yet not well understood—perhaps the meal becom ing too large for the shell planted—the oysters die. A great deal of precaution is necessary in guarding these planted oysters. A fence of pickets six inches apart is placed around the California Oyster Park. The enemies of the oys ter are the stingarees and star-fish. At low tide the oyster shepherd goes in and kills such marine wolves as may be devouring his flock. There is a Small clam, a native of the California coast, whieh is quite edible. Farther north, on Puget Sound, they have a clam twelve inches in length, eagerly de voured by the Indians, but which no Boston man has yet hankered after. Livingston Stone, whose romarkakle labors in introducing the salmon of the Pacific Coast are well known, has ena bled Eastern people to appreciate the enormous quantity of fish found in the rivers of Oregon and California. At Astoria there is a canning establish ment, owned by Mr. Booth, which last year shipped to the markets of the world 50,000 casesol preserved salmon, each case containing four dozen cans. On the Columbia River there are four teen other salmon establishments. On very reliable authority it ia stated that on working days in tbo season, com mencing about April and ending in July, for 100 days at least, 150 tons of sal mon ajre U6ed every day. Mr. Booth's factory, the largest establishment in tho world, employs' 200 chinamen, and numerous whits men, and is run by steam power. ~ - Mr A novel way of producing seed* less watermelons is: When the vine be gins to bear, let the first watermelon on oach branch grow undisturbed, but cov er the branch up with dirt, from the first melon to the second one, within six inches or more from tho end of tho vine will be a seedless watermelon, tho melon nearest tho body of tho vine hav ing kept all the seed. i V —- . n M" A statistician estimates that courtships averago throe tons of coal each. , ' 1 >W m 1 If'Hf N 1 ? 1 1' •WHOLE N0.,, 134.1 » vr .. .... j OUIf ftiLlfDH IHIEEEfiTi ' * ! SponcerF. Baird, UnitcdStatestiom- ' missioner of Fisheries, Had' iHwfcitnP written a letter to Hon. Zach. Chandler,' Chairman of the Senate Coennrittde on Commerce, setting forth at large his views upon the best mode of preserving., .from wasteful' destruction the mngnifi cent jjajmon of the CBlanifeid. We ndvo : room but for tWo tArief extracts?' t° **» Taking into eiinaiilj—tiop/the whole question, T shall be inalnyqd to recom mend, in lie" of an j atfempt at present, f of the United States to initiate legisla-' titt'n in regard to the fisheries, by en actments concerning the Columbia riv er, that if sueli permission lie requisite, the legislatures of Washington and Ida- . ho Territories be authorised to enter into concurrent legislation with Oregon for the protection of fish. A still better procedure, would bo to employ the now well-understood meth ods of artificial multiplication of fish, so as to maintain the present numbers indefinitely, and even increase them if desired. A small and inexpensive hatch - ingestablishment could easily be erected on the Columbia river near onojof the great spawning grounds, and the eggs hatched out in any desirable number. The experiences of the United States Fish Commission in batohing salmon on the Sacramento river show that, after the erection of the shanties, tbroughs aqd other machinery required, the ex pense of hatching each million of eggs may not exceed $1,000; so that for $lO,- 000 annually, 10,000,000 eggs could be! obtained, and by far the greater num ber returned to the waters as young fish. The average number of eggs to the fish, in the case of large salmon, maV be estimated at 5,000, some fish yielding considerably more than this, and others less. Ten thousand eggs to the fish would probably be an excessive estimate. I thercforo, in conclusion, unhesitat ingly recommend that, instead of the passage of protective laws, which can not except at very great ex penso and with much ill feeling; meas ures be taken, either by the conjoint ef forts of the States and Territories in terested or by the United States, for the immediate erection of a hatching es tablishment on the Columbia river, and the initiation during the present year of the method of artificial hatching of these fish. The cost of doing this on a prop er scale, for the first season, wonld prob ably amount to fifteen or twenty thous and dollars, although, after the build ings are elected,'an expenditure of from ten to twelve thousand dollars annually would doubtless meet all the require ments. There can be no reasonable doubt as to the success of such measures and of their power not only to maintain the present supply of fish indefinitely, _ _ to increase if desirable. The best sta tion for such operations can only be de termined by investigation. The Dalles would probably be very suitable for tho purposo. I understand that there is a government reservation at that point which may be used in this direction, and where there oro already buildings which would obviate the necessity of so large an outlay ns wchild otherwise be needed. the her culean Efforts of the reformed to re strict and decrease the use Of tobacco, official statistics ego to show that the consumption of the " weed" in this country makes a steady increase. Aside from the amount consumed in other forms, it appears by actual computation, that the average number of cigars smoked in the United States each twen ty-four hours reaches the colossal ag gregate of 5,168,000, The smoker not only pays for his enjoyment, but he contributes heavily to the support of the Government, which could hardly get along new without the tobaoco revenue. For instance, during the last fisoal year $6,150,060.41 in gold duties was derived from imported cigars, and $33,242,875.- 62 in currency from taxes on domestic cigars and tobnooo. ee a grand total of $39,302,939,03. Here is on annual revenue nearly equal to $1 per capita of the population of the country, women and children included. AFTER DINWEB NAP#. —Many persons •re in tbe habit of sleeping for half as hour or an hoar immediately after din uer. Ten minutes' sleep before dinner is worth, more than an hour after. It rests and refreshes and prepares the system for rigorous digestion. If deep is taken after dinnefit should be in the sitting posture, as the horizontal posi tion is unfavorable to tfon. Let those, who need, rest and sleep during the flity takeit'before din ner instead of after, ahd tbey will soon find that they will feel better and that digestion, will bp pnproyed thore- U<j^t^ftlal—s-» i-i.i-j—«ri • Am I not a littio pale?" in quired a lady, who WAS W: {mlont, of a crusty old bachelor. '' You ook mora like a % tub," was tboUtyut *&T- , iy The sen-fating men ef Newfound land call pastors the skippers of the churches. ~ _, L , ~ . '||