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We will not hereafter deviate from this rule. 0y Blanks, Billheads, Cards, Catalogues, Circulars, Bills of Fare, Posters, Pamphlets Programmes, fto., printed at reasonable rates Oms-Corner of Second and Washington Streets. » THK CROWN OF THE Y EAR. ■t Mae. a. a. a. O glorious October, bright crown of the yearl Queen mother of seasonal How laded with cheerl . . The rich flowing bounties thy bosom enfold, Arrayed In thy garments of crimson and gold. Tla Nature's last banquet, her grand, royal and Autumn, each well favored guest. With splendor unequalled, her power can mould: Iler treasures all georgeous with crimson and gold. I ■troll through the orchard path, shady and ■till. ■ . (How the eoent of the herbage the soft breeaea fill!) Here birds and gay Insects a matinee hold, And the apple boughs bend with their crim son and gold A beautiful robe of white blossoms have crowned Your old ragged boughs, as each season rolled 'round. But a mors precious burden your arms now Mdtald, Fair apple trees laden with crimson and gold. How pleasant to be 'neath your great arms and dream, Where the bright sunlight foils in a soft checkered gleam, And thick coming fancies my senses con trolled, ... And the apple boughs bent with their crim son and gold. Sweet mysteries of Nature! How gentle your Yet stern the oondttions the husbandman With much toil and labor, ere he can behold The orchard and field bend with crimson and gold. Thus when Springtime and Autumn with us shall be o'er, And the harvest of life shall be gathered in store Of snob tetont and virtue, may fruit be en- Like these apple-boughs, laden with crimson and gold. Otwru, October, 1875. TMJK HAND THAT ROCKS TBI WORLD. Blessings on the hand of woman! Angela guard har strength and grace In the cottage, palace, hovel, O, no matter where the plaoe! Would that never storms assailed It; Bain bows ever gently curled; Forthe hand that rooks the cradle If the hand that rocks the world. Infamy's the tender fountain; Power may with beauty flow; Mothers first to guide the streamlet. » Prom thetn souls unresting grow. Grow on for the good or evil, Sunshine streamed or darkness hurled; For the hand that rocks the cradle Ia the hand that rocks the world. Woman, how divine your mission Here upon our natal sod; Keep, O keep the young heart open Always to the breath of God! All true trophies of the Ages Are from Mother Love mspearled; For the hand that rocks the cradle leit**« hand that roeks the world. '■ Blessings on the hand of woman 1 Fathom, sous anddaughiers cry, And the sacred song is mingled WMh thp worship in the sky— Mingles where no tempest darkens, Rainbows evermore are curled; fs&issfi saarsffi 1 1 r ■ j MTThe fastest running time on rec ord is claimed to have been made at Hartford, Connecticut, Sept. 2, Kadi winning a second mile heat in 1.411-4, with Burgoo BO near that some claimed that be was entitled to the beat. AJB tbe race ryae with "catch weights," it will not rank equal with those where full weights are required. SVTbo Chinese are evidently pa ri. They celebrate their holidays paying their debt, forgiving their enemies and shaking hands all round. The civilised people who bare gone to China haws not yet iuduoed them to relinquish these odd and barbarous habits. MP* Mini Harriet Hosinar, the Amer ican sculptor, now in Rome, will be re- Pfumtiu il th# PlaUdelDbia CM tenaial Exhibition by an original group in marble—the largest she has ever un dertaken. MT Buesk expects that her grain harvest this year will feed bar own peo ptojandaflfoid 7*.000,000 bushels for gy The mis ssntennial building at Philadelphia haa S,OOO men at week en it, and will be finished in January. OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON TERRITORY, SATURDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 16, 1875. Hy Boil and How I Cored It. I've had a boil, got it yet in fact—a regular, old-fashioned, eigbteen-caret " bile r Well, while I've had it I have kept a clean record of all the boil-cures that have been urged upon mo, and the publication thereof I hope will result in the early cure of all boils in this part of the universe. My boil came the first part of the month on my hip, and the first man who saw me limp, said, "Halloa! corns hurt you ?" I said, " No, I've got a boil." " Don't say? Well now see here; you go right home aud get soma of Dalley'a ointmeut, and buy five cents' worth of lint and put it ou your boil and it will bo well in tweuty-four hours." I thanked him, got on a horse-car and met another friend who urged me by all means to make a bread-aad-niilk poultice and lie perfectly quiet till it should come to a head, for says he: "Boils are sore things, and they don't like to be jammed around much.' I thought so too, but before I had time to say so, another friend reached over and touching me with his cane, said: . •' Did I bear you remark that you were suffering with a boil?" "Yes sir, suffering is the word." "Well now, see here John," says he, " all you've got to do is just to live it down. Live well, eat plenty of beef steak, mutton-chops, eggs and omelets, and then if you will drink a glass of hot water before breakfast—not warm water you know, but just as hot as you can Btand it, you will drive all the im purities out of your blood instanter." Beaching my place of business, I found three more boil-curers awaiting me; the first man said: " Now you just give me a quarter and I'll slip out to a drug store and get a box of mercurial ointment, and it'll ease you in less than three minutes. You see it drives the matter back in the blood, and the blamed thing has to beal up in spite of itself." But while I was taking out the quar ter another friend stepped up and begged me not to waste time and money on mercurial ointment; he had had boils from a boy up to two yeftrs ago, when an old woman on Long Is land, a friend of his mother-in-law, had cured him completely; the matter musn't be driven back into the blood, but it must be coaxed out of it; if not, there could be no certainty about the thing. "And now if you will just let your boy go down to a botanic drug-store," said he, " and ask for ten cents' worth of red cedar berries, and take and stew them in a pint of water and drink the tea, you'll never have another boil." The next man was a woman who had listened to the last two prescriptions. She now pal ia her oasr. Ixcr husband had had boils all over his body, and what she knew about the boil business was only equalled by the late H. G. in the (arm line. There was only one sure cure for boils: a few cents' worth of honey mixed with flour and the yolk of an egg, would draw a boil to a head quicker than all the salves in creation. My boy was standing, hat in hand, waiting patiently to be sent for one or all of these lotions, when a Wall street friend stepped in and said, •' Why, I can cure you of a dozen boils in less than two days any time, or at least I can on any one in tbe' street.' You see we use Bears' grease on tbe Bulls, and the gall of Bulls to poultice the Bears with. Jay Gould buys all the dead bears ot the Central Park and Barnnm's Museum and keeps ten men all the time at work boiling out bears' grease, and he often draws the sorest boils to a head before the owners know it;" besides be knew men who con tracted for all the bulls' galls that came to Washington market. I said, "My Christian friend, my boil is too serious a matter to joke about and it's not your kind." I was about to administer some needed ad vice to bim, when an Irish tailor next door dropped in and urged me to send out and get a little shoe-makers' wax, and wear it on my boil just one day, i and be would guarantee a cure or make no charge for his advioe. . I sent my boy back witb bis bat, and seizing my own I started for home, hop ing tnereby to get rid of my torment on, who wen as ranch worse than my boil as tbe boil was worse than a Life Insurance Agent. Bnt a man might as well etave of a chill, as to free himself from boil-doc tors. Before I reached home I met an old friend, who, after sympathizing with me, informed me that if I would just mix a tablespoouful of " Injun*' meal in a little water, and drink it three times a week, it would eradicate all the effluvia from the blood and make me fed like a morning star. On raaohing home I found a Spirit ualistic aoquaintanoe, who had a mis sion, waiting for me. I mentioned to hiss that I had a boil. Said be: " Why, I've bad hundreds of them and oan eon these every time; all yoa hava to do ia to wait till they oome to a head then (it requires nerve to do it though), just take a razor or lancet and lay it open to the bone, and cut the core right out by the roots!" I suggested veins and arteries, and he saw at once that I hadn't any nerve. I had no money for his mission, but on my offering him two dollars to help start a ghost factory here in New York that should beat the Eddy brothers, he took up his hat and left me and my boil to the next tormentor, who was not long in putting in an appearance. The next was a Turkish Bath man, who assured me that he had a very bile ous turn a year ago, and had sweat them out of himself by taking six baths. " You see," he said, "A boil must be kept moist and warm, and that be ing a known fact, why the Turkish Bath is an intervention of Providence for all Job-ites the world over." I promised to at onoe call oil my friend Dr. Miller in 26tb-street, and let him put me through a " course of sprouts." I was deterred from so do ing, by a friend in the ice business, who told me that one of his neighbors had tried the baths, and instead of cur ing him, the boils came out all over him worse than ever "And now," said he, "ifyou will come down to our ice house and just walk leisurely around in it, keeping your blood cool for a few days, you will find that all this super abundance of heat inycmr blood, which is evinced by the boil now on your hip, will gradually pass away, your boil will go down and you won't have another till you get red hot again." This looked as reasonable as the bath cure certainly, and I promised to be on hand bright and early next morning, and try to freeze out my boil. Just as I was starting out in the morning— hadn't limped two yards from my house—when I Rfas hailed by a friend, who, when informed of my ailment and intentions, suddenly faced me about in the direction of my house, saying: "Ico be blamed! I'll cure you." Going right into our dining-room be asked for brown sugar and brown soap; then helping me to hobble up stairs, he mafle a poultice of the aoap and sugar, aad insisted on say m swing it on my boil all day. I promised to do so faithfully, but after he left me it began to ache pretty hard, I could not help mentioning my feelings in the old-fashioned way, and the noise I made being heard by a lady caller on my wife, she at once said that she could relieve me and cure me at the same time. Sending out for a rate onion, she said all I had to do was to slice it up and lay it on my boil, and its cooling properties would relieve the pain, while its well-known healing Sowers would effect a perfect cure, his seemed very reasonable and worth trying, and we tried it. v Before its " cooling properties" had got fully under way, I happened to re member an important business engnge- I meat which must be attended to, and so I shook off my doctor and onion at the same time. Returning home two hours later, a young lady friend came to the front with five cents' worth of flaxseed poultice which her uncle always used, and he never was without boils; she was sure that Job used a flax-seed poultice. I said 1 guessed not. I was fosted on Job; all he did was to scrape imßelf with a piece of broken pie-plate (Job 2: 7), ana even when boils had evoluted up to Isaiah's time, all they did was to make a plaster of figs for them. But the man who knew the boil business by heart was near by, and he gave me the surest cure of all— cold water before breakfast. "Drink it freely, and its action on the liver and blood is such that it will cure you just &B sure as twice seven is fourteen." And he could cure any thing. He was the only man that he had ever heard of who could set brok en ribs. But broken ribs are not boils. I now determined to make an in ventory of all my boil-cures and mix them together, and put on one big plaster which would surely cure it at onee. But whon I came to mix cold water and hot water, ice and steam, flax-seed and cedar berries, shoemaker's wax and honey, onions and ointment, Indian meal ana razors, they wouldn't mix; and there was no necessity for it, for just then I ran against a chair back, and with one moderate sized yell, I found my boil had wiped itself out. — Oneida Circttlar. Car A little girl, five years of age, being asked what is faith, artlessly re plied : "It is doing just what God wants us to do, and asking no questions about it." This covert the whole field ; per fect trust, combined with implioit obe dience. tar A lady of Utiea, N. Y., is ex pending $16,000 to put a spire 250 feet high on one of the churches of that city. $y Ex-Senator Bevels, aa a colored Methodist minister, is said to be highly successful. ty One Craft is trying to walk 800 miles in fourteen days at Schenectady. ty Potatoes are selling for S3B gold per barrel in Havana, Cuba. REMARKABLE EFFECT OF ARCTIC COLD ON MAN. Lieutenant Payer, the Australian Arctic explorer, has been laying some of the results of his explorations before the Geographical Saoiety of Vienna. Referring to the influence of extreme cold on the human organization, he re lated that on March 14, 1874, he and his companions made a sledge journey over the Semiklar glacier, in order to make observations of Francis Joseph land. On that day the cold marked 58' Fah. below zero. Notwithstanding this intense cold, M. Payer and a Ty rolese went out before sunriso to make observations and sketch. ;> The sunrise was magnificent; the aun appeared surrounded, as it does at a high degree of cold, by small suns, and its light appeared more dazzling from the contrast with the extreme oold. The travelers were obliged to pour rum down their throats so as not to touch the edge of the metal cups, whiob would have been as dangerous as if they had been red hot; but the rum had lost all strength and liquidity, and was as flat and thick as oil. The- metal ot the instruments waa just like red hot iron to the touch, as were some lockets which some of the travelers romantically, but imprudently, continued to wear next the skin. M. Payer says that so great an amount of cold paralyzes the will, and that, un der its influence, men, from the un steadiness of their gait, their stammer ing talk'and the slowness of their men tal operations, seem as if they were in toxicated. Another effect of cold is a tormenting thirst, which is due to the evaporation of the moisture of the body. It is unwholesome to use snow to quench the thfrst; it brings on inflama tion of the throat, palate and tongue. Besides, enough can never be taken to quench the thirst, as a temperature of 35J° to 58° below zero, Fab., makes it taste like molten metal. Snow eaters in the North are considered as feeble and effeminate, in the same way as is an opium eater in the Bast. The group of travelers who traversed the snow fields were surrounded by thick vapors formed by emanations from their bodies, which became con densed, notwithstanding the furs in which the travelers were enveloped. These vapors fell to the ground, with a slight noise, frozen into the form of small crystals. Notwithstanding the hnmidity of the air, a disagreeable sen sation of dryness was felt. , i Every sound diffused itself to a very long distance; dn ordinary conversation could be heard at a hundred paces off, while the reports of guns from the tops of high mountains could scarcely be heard. M. Payer explains this phe nomenon by tho large quantities of moisture in the Arctic atmosphere. Meat is chopped, and mercury is used in the shape of balls. Both smell and taste become greatly eufeebled in these latitudes; strength gives way under*the paralyzing influ ence of the oold; the eyes involuntarily close and become frozen. When loco motion stops, the sole of the foot be comes insensible. The only possible protection against the cold is to be warmly clothed, and to endeavor as much as possible to pre vent tho condensation of the atmos phere, while the much vaunted plans of annointing and blackening the body are pronounced to have no real merit.— Scientific American. Gov. HENDUICKS ON FINANCE. —Go*. Hendricks, of Indiana, who at this time holds a position of much promi nence in regard to the Presidency, in his late speech at Zauesville,Ohio, said: I have heretofore expressed the opin ion that a wise statesmanship may avoid the extremes of a contracted currency, cramping enterprise and labor on the one hand, and of an inflated and depre ciated currency on the other; that ttiey are the extremes of gluttony and starv ation, and health and strength will come of neither. I have an unshaken confidence that the National Council of our party will so adjust these differences as to maintain our ancient doctrine in favor of a sound and stable currency, shaping our politics in accordance there to, with a return to specie payments always in view, and at the same time avoiding disasters which would imme diately follow contraction. 19" A Mies Parker of London is said recently to bave swam 7 miles in 1 hour 37 minutes and 30 seoouds, with out fatigue. car The greatest depth of the Pacific Ocean, as found by the British ship Challenge, was about five miles. C3r The American sculptors and painters are going to do their beet for the Centennial. ty Chicago is erecting ten thousand dwellings this year. ty Out of 350,000 Ohieagoaus, only 60,000 go to ohurcb. ty Theyare having green corn so ciables in Wisconsin. A PICKLED WATOH. The other da; we met Wiggins, and be had a ailver-cased watch—hunting cases at that. We kad known Wiggins five and twenty years, and never knew him to carry a watch before. We asked him where he got it. He gave us a nod and a lew, and said he'd tell us. "LaatfML" he continued, "X killed the old brindle cow, and put the beet part of her into the beef-barrel. She WSB fat and the beef was nice, and I had nigh onto a full barrel. I didn't want to make it very salt; to I set it out in the shed, where the frost might touch it and keep it; and you'd better believe it made good eatin*. "One day m; wife says to me—says she—'Wiggins, 'pears to me our beef is goin' mighty fast' I went and looked, and, sure enough it was goin'— goin' rather faater'n I thought it ought to. Tve noticed it lowerin unaccount ably this long time,' said my wife. 'Somebody is steahn' it. Why don't ye set a trap?' "But my neighbors were all good hearted kind of folks—though one or two of 'em might be just a little inclined to poke 'round when thoy didn't be long—and I didn't want to hurt 'em. I concluded, howsumever, that it would be beet to put the barrel, with what little of the beef was left, down oellor—and I did it. "Well, when the beef was all used up, and I went to.clear out the barrel, I found this watch in the pickle. It looked to me like Tom Gammon's watch—Tom had worked for me con siderable, and I had seen him have the watch —or one very much like it. When I saw Tom, I showed him the watch, and he said right off it was his. "How did ye lose itf" said I. "I carried it in my pocket without any chain, and it must have dropped out when I was stoopin'," said he. "Well," Baid I, "then you must have been stoopin' over my beef barrel, for I found it in the pickle P "With that, Tom looked kind of sheepish, and I guess he saw the twinkle in my eye. ' 'Let me look at that 'ere watch agin," said he. "He looked at'it a little while, and then handed it back to me." "On the whole Mr. Wiggins," says he, "I guess that ain't my watch, arter all. It mußt belong to somebody else." And with that he walked off. "I carried the watch to our jeweler, and he said that the cases shut so tight that the works hadn't been pickled a bit; and for a dollar he cleaned it up in good shape, and set it runnin'. It's a first-rate time-keeper, and I reckon that whoever took my beef paid all 'twas worth." — Ledger. A DISCOURAGED EDITOR. —He was a sad-eyed meek-faced man, and we sup posed he merely wanted to give na a news item; but when he commenced telling us about building a barn on his ranch 190x280 feet, seven stories high, and ornamented with bay windows, we thought it was about time to check him, so we commenced: "Well, we must admit that is a pret ty large barn for this country, but baok in the States onr father built a barn 356x400 feet, nine stories high, and furnished with eteam elevators; the—" "Back in the States," interrupted our listener. "Why, that wasn't much of a barn for the States. I remember now, that when I was quite young, my father built a chicken coop 560 by 831 feet. I don't recollect how many sto ries is was high, but I know there was a cupola for the roosters." "llow high was that cupola?" we asked. "I don't remember the exact hight now. Mister," was the reply, "but I know it was so high that the upper tiers of roosters died from the effects of the light atmosphere the first night." Then he looked up toward the ceiling and commenoed humming'' Jenus loves me," and we went oat nod eat down on a wood pile, end wondered why some body was always outstripping us in the raee of life.— fhirplay (Col.) Sentinel. ry The most remarkable ooncsrt troupe over organized has begun its performance in Paris, The company forms a quartette, and consists of four dogs. Herr Hans Tammer, an Austrian, has taught each of these dogs to bark in two notes, and as no two dogs' notes are alike, the canine impresssno gets a a full diapason. We are informed this canine constellation renders, "La Donne Mobile" and other airs with neat life and animation. It would no doubt be a pleasure to all of us to listen to "Old Dog Tray,'* rendered by this organisa tion. ry France this year will make at a low estimate, 4,840,000,000,000 gal lons of wine. * 17* Mr. Balaton's funeral in San Francisco was attended by over 30,000 people. gy Tha Chicago gambling booses have issued regular business cards. fy Germany has nearly 1,000,000 more women than men. WHOLE HO. 783. MALE OEAKBEBXIM. i An American lady, visiting Pan* «M horrified beyond measurewnen, on the 1 first morning in that city, bsiotw she had risen, three mala "ebambSrtoaide" entered her room. With « omfiUd brow No. 1 walked in and daem a tiny table to the bedside, noon which he ' delicious pat of batter moulded to the ! shape of a strawberry, sooted with a diamond of ice, and resting npon a fresh crisp of lettuce; along French roll, a dainty China jog of boiling milk, a few lamps of sogsrand a silver pot of ooflse. He sold "Banjoul, Madame," as he deposited hie inviting ; burden, and withdrew, leering in plain er sight Pierre, the mustaobed "cham bermaid," who was jast putting npon the wash-stand a tin ean of hot Water, and spreading snowy towehmbont with a deft hpnd, albeit a year dirty one, as any Marie or Lizette could bare shown. ' No. 3 proved to be Francois, also a whiskered chamberman, who bote be fore him, as the warriors oi old bore their shields, the tin bath-tub which bad been ordered overnight. And as the occupant of the couch gazed in wonder at the unwonted spectacle of three men in her ropra at that on timely season, she felt sure that she had tasted the flavor of foreign experience that she had longed for, and concluded that ahe {(referred her next taste to be of > dif erent kind. However, ladies who have lived long abroad, declaim that than are advantages in the service of sham* bermen that quite counterbalance the infelicities. For instance, when served by Henri rather than Marie, one never sufiois from a suspicion that if, by ac cident, bureau drawers are left unlocked, one's daintiest articles of lingerie go out upon a holiday with Mane and her lover, or that the best velvet jacket takes an "outing" and figures largely at Cafes Obantants in the Champ Ely sees, or worse places. m m m " '■ "Ttlj'r A MIUOB IK THJ Moon.—A meat re markable discovery is reported from tbe astronomical observatory established by tbe Russian government several years ago at Pemlatesks, tbe highest point with one exception, on tbe Hima layan range. For seveaal months, a peculiar bright spot had been discov ered, shining from the extreme edge of the moon's diso, at a point where no mountains break tbe continuity af its perimeter. This light suddenly dis appeared and remained invisible for nearly twelve months. It bas lately reappeared in greater brllliaiKy than ever, and the immense power 6t the telescope attached to the above obser vatory, so well known in the scientific world, has developed the fact that the light proceeds from soma huge, bur mahed substance, noting as a mirror, which must be at least one hundred feet in diameter. The most iwioaufii ing thing in tbe matter is the almost complete proof that this is actually a mirror of artificial constfuetiOß, and the theory of the aavsns at Paints leaks is, that it is erected for obcerratldM of a scientific character, principally to Ob serve the phases of the earth's ear face. It is well known that the immense hight of that portion of the moon which is turned toward Urn earth, not only through the well known lawn of figut itation, keeps that portion of her sur face turned toward as, but also SM ders it uninhabitable. It is supposed that the side turned from us ttayfiavu an atmosphere suitable for am mat life, and that intelligent beings observing the halo of light shed around its hori zon by reflections from the earth,.may have taken this means to sacaftain the cause. Some ingenious device to place a mirror at a hight wbare animal life could not be snetaiaed, was thn basalt. It is hoped this discovery may lead, to others in regard to our interesting lite. WHAT THK Mnnwn» Asa.—The grant influx, of Meanojwtgs jftSSiyHM* country, and their settlement in adtMass in the Western States, giWatiifrfiWl their history, raHgtan sad tie tome. They derive their n*S>o. from Mennon Symons, a cotemporoiy of Lather, under whose guidance they were organized end doctrinated. In some reepeote they ere like the Baptists, in others like the Qnsktcs, instill others like themselves. They «jte opposed to war, end consistently refuse military Mrvioe or to bold civil ottos. They de cline to take o»the, in obedienoe to their internrstatiw of tbif OkiiiMin precept, "Swsor not at aiL" They chcseu by lot. There are no sp^es^nJdie^^lstiCT^toeiMMwnM morning to Bnturdqy thj we utlTXm to say" thus and eo.