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A Cremator Cremated. At the cremation of Dr. F. J. LeMoyne, the American apostle of the process of incineration, at Wsabingtou, I'a., there vaa a market! absence of the vulgar curiosity which characterized the cremation of Bzron lie Palm, and no manifestation whatever of the repor torial inquisiliveLess which gave ofiense when the body of Mrs. Been Pitman was rrtluced to ashes. The express wish of the friends that aii the proceed ing* should be quiet and unostentatious was req<ected, even to the conduct of services over the bcdy at the late resi dence of the venerable champion of cremation The relatives and a number of citi zens of Washington assembled at nine o'clock in the morning. To the Bev. Dr. Brownson and Be v. George B. Hays a special invitation to be present was extended, and these divines conducted the services. The exercises consisted in reading a few selections of Szripture, and prayer by Dr. Ilay*. When these exercises bad been concluded the re mains were placed in a plain rosewood casket and were removed to the hearse by Dr. Frank Li-Moyne, Julius Le- Moyne, N. iiarding, Coaa. Harding, Mr. Proudht, and William Wills. Car riages were then taken by the family and friends, and the small cortege finally wended its way to Gallows Hill. Here the body wan removed from the bearee to the catafalque, when Dr. lluys took a position on the steps lead ing into the building, and said : "Wo have now brought our deceased friend to the place of his choice, and here we leave him." He then announced the request of >the relatives that all should proceed back to the village, and pronounced the benediction. The pallbearers men tioned above, Mrs. Wade, Mrs. Wills, Miss Fannie Wills, Misses Sophie and Annie Harding, and Miss Ivute LeMoyue, lemuined in the building, while the friends who cauie in the procession, and a number of peo ple who had previously gathered about the cemetery, started back to town. At 10:30 o'clock the body was re moved from the coflin, placed upon the iron ciib, uud was quickly thrust into the retort, and the door closed, A vol ume of smoke instantly rushed from the chimney, and the odor of burning ilesh was distinctly perceived by those outside of the crematory. There wus no odor to those inside. The furnace had not been heated to near the degree attained at the DePulm and Pitman cremations, and the pro cess of incineration was slow. It was about Bix hours before theconsumptiou of the remains was completed, but at half past 4 nothing was left in the re tort except the scattered piles of ashes. The furnace was then sealed, and will be left to cool until Friduy evening, when the ashes will be removed. The post mortem examination before cremation disclosed the fact that the brain of Dr. LeMoyue weighed forty three ounces, or six ounces and a half less than the average man, and one less than the average woman. His will was read to-day, in which it was provided that the heirs to his prop ■*erty must eiiter into an agreement to have their bodies cremated before in heriting their respective shares. The amount of the estate is placed ut £300,- 000. An lmraeuse Treanre. One of the richest storehouses ol rarities in the world is the lamous treasury of the Sultan of Morocco, in Fez. It was founded in the year 815, by Edris Ben EJris, who was also the iuunder of the city. During the mid dle ages, Fez, then the capital of the kingdom of Morocco, wus one of the most populous Mohammedan cities in the world, and though it declined after the removal of the sultaus to Morocco, it is still a place of great importance, containing one hundred mosques, and ranking with the Western Arabs as their specially Holy City. Almost every sultan has added to the treasures of the lloyul Museum, which contains magniiiceut spoils from the various Christian armies aud torritoiies which have boon vanquished or rausacked by the Mohummeduu conquerors. A great mass of the enormous treasure accumu lated by tbe Moors during their domin ion in Spain was transported to Fez and is preserved in the ltoyul Museum. The sword of Ferdinand the Catholic, set with precious jewels, is said to be included among the rarities. The treasure chamber bus always been guarded with jealous eHre, aud travelers who have beeu admitted to a sight of it assert that there are no less than two thousand locks. A Tunis journal re ports that Sultan Sidi Muley Hassan, who is a great sufferer from the gout, a few mouths ago intraßted the two keys to the keeping of one of IP-* brothers, Prince Muiey Abbas, who, in his turn, not relishing the charge, made it over to tho Governor of Fez Last mouth the sultan received from one of his vassals a handsome revolver Bet with gold and precious stones, as a present, and the valuable gift was im mediately transferred to the great treusnro chamber. When the place was opened and the inventory revised, it wits discovered that some of the chests uud closets Lad beeu broken open and completely emptied of ibeir precious couteutN. The utreals which immediately lit came the rule in tile palace led to no satisfactory result, aud the Bultau of Morocco is now ofi'eiiug the sum of jCB.GOU for the discovery of the tliiel or Gileses.— London K<:ho. IlEl'Ali.lNiJ THE ItAVAOLb OF \VAII Work, whicl. bus been iu progress i n tbe restoration of famous monuments of Gothic art, ever since tbey were in jured durii'g tlie Franco-German war, is now going forward with rapidity. It has been uicided that an entire new roof shall be buitt for tbe Cathedral of Melz. the cost to be at least 400,000 marks (about 8100,000). Of late, the painteu a iudows aud the arches of the trifoiium have been tbe chief subjects of attention. At Strasburg the repairs are approuchiug their completion. The gildiug of the great doors of the main entrance has been undertaken by a Par * isiau gold-worker, who, with a stuff of ssaißtauts, has for some time been en gaged on other parte of the edifice. Bismarck's Change of Base. In the ordinary course of political evetita a Minister who changes Lis opin ion on an im|>ortant article of hia polit ical creed, is very apt to lose his Parlia mentary majority and his seat at hia master's side. Prince Bismarck is an exception. He can change his views with no apology beyond the remark that he is content to leave hia record for history to decide upon, and still re tain a working majority in the legisla tive branch of the Government. The fall popular elections, which have re sulted victoriously for the head that planned German unity and handed Kaiser William a cioan at the close of the French war, involved many quea ttofis of grave importance, not the least of which was the persousi inconsistency of the Prime Miuister himself. A life long free-trader, he has become the leader of the protectionists in the Ileichstag. Almost the creator of the May laws and the " head-front '* of the anti-religionista in State matters, he spends his summer coquetting with the Pope at Home, and even abandons, ap parently, the party of the separation of Church and State and the secularization of the public schools. The outlook would seem to lie dismal enough to I'ricce Bismarck. It should be remembereJ, however, that the anti- Catholic movement which politically ostracised the clergy and drew to the government's side mauy of the most prominent scholars and educators of the land, gradually became nothing short of a league of irreligious radical ism. In short, it was the bed in which the Communism and Socialism of the la9t year in Germany found rapid growth. Bismarck at first led the break from the Church, but undoubtedly had no idea of leading a break from religion. lustead, therefore, of astonishment at Priuce Bismarck's present position toward the old laws on religion and ed ucation, one hardly sees how it could be otherwise. There is a deep-seated fear of Communism in Germany. This fear forms the bond that holds the Con servatives together. This fear, under the stroDg personality of Bismarck in dealing with the Ultramontane elements, has caused a political revolution with out a change of leader. The Protest ants follow him because he has turned his back upcu the religious radicals. The Catholics follow him for he prom ises, iu some way not yet disclosed, to ease up the May laws ; and the manu facturing portions of the country laud his uame for his reticent tariff measures. These are the reasons why he has wou before the country. He also has gained a poiut by touching the old chord of Germau unity in the Austrian alliance which was agitated just in time to at feet the elections. If it was difficult for Prince Bismarck to manage his old party of progression, it will be doubly difficult for him to hold in line this many-uniformed army of Clericals, Conservatives and Poles. But for a long time Germany bus seen this diplomat work.wonders ; aud from force of habit, uo doubt, shejwill expect him to continue his marvelous manip ulation of State forces for the glory of the Empire. AT. Y. Examiner and Chronicle. PATERNAL DUTY. —The father who plunges into business so deeply that be bus no leisure for domestic duties and pleasures, und whose ouly intercourse with his children consists iu a brief word of authority or a surly lamentation over their intolerable ezpensiveness, is equally to be pitied and to be blamed. NY hat right hus he to devote to other pursuits the time which God hasalloted to his children V Nor is it an excuse to say that ho cunnot support his family in their style of living without this effort. I ask by what right can his family demand to live in a manner which requires him to neglect his most solemn aud important duties ? Nor is it an excuse to say that he wishes to leave them that competence which ho desires. Is it un advantage to be re lieved from the necessity of labor ? Be side, is money the only desirable be quest which a father can leave to his children? Surely well-cultivated in tellects, hearts sensible of domestic affection, the love of parents and brothers and sisters, u taste for home pleasures, habits of order, regularity and industry, hatred of vice and vicious men, aud a lively sensibility to the ex cellence of virtue, are as valuable a legacy as an inheritance of property— simple property purchased by the loss of every habit which could render that property a blessing. Hoi" YKAST BREAD. —Take warm water, so it will not scald the flour or yeast; stir in thick one teacup of yeast; set this in the evening ; in the morning as soon as possible, knead np quite stiff; put in a handful of salt ; keep where it is warm ; work down as it rises two or three times ; then make out in loaves ; bake when light. This kind of bread requires better flour than salt rising, but it can be baked early iu the morning. Use potatoes if de sired. This will make four loaves. COLD SLAW.— Cut cal>bage flue, sprinkle over it popper and salt, bet in u cool place, add tbe yolks of three or the whole of two eggs, live tablespoon fula of strong viuegar, three heaping teaspoonfuls of sugar, one-half tea spoonful ot made mustard, butter the size of uu ulmonii, put these in a tin cup, stir over the tire until it becomes smooth paste, let it become cold, then mis willi cold cabbage when wautovl for use. Nice for fried oystera. TOMATO CATsvr. —One buabel of to matoes, one gallon of viuegar, two ounces of whole cloves, two ounces of whole cinnamon, two ounces of wbolo allspice, six tahlespoonfuls of mustard, one tsispooulul of Cayenne pepper, two cups of sugar or more if wanted, aud salt to taate. Tot the spioe in a bag aud boil iu the catsup. SALAD.— Oue small head of cabbage, one cup of vinegar, one cnp of butter, live eggs, two teaapoonfnls of ground mustard, one teaspoonfnl of black pep per; make a weak brine of salt water, let the cabbage stand two houra than drain it, put the vinegar on the stove, add butter, mustard and pepper, when nearly boiling hot (not quite, or it will cook the eggs),stir in the beaten eggs, iln with cabbage wbile hot. A Juvenile Sermon. Proverb*, xix, 20. "He that waateth hia father and cbaaeth away bit mother u a aoc that causeth ahame and bring eth reproach.'' Many a rainy day haa passed ainco the rainy Sunday in Chicago, year* ago, when a person now preaent, and an umbrella long paaaed away, weot to St. Jama*' Chnrch to liateu to the Bishop of Minnesota. With trne human na ture and Christian self-indulgence the old folks of the parish stopped at home on aocouut of the weather, but sent the lender little ones through the tempeat to answer to the roll-call at Sunday school, and listen to the chanting of tne Litany, accompanied by the diapason of the thunder cloud. As the man with the umbrella saw the little ones returning, wet and bedraggled, to the homes where papa and mamma had been so comfortable throughout the storm, he nursed the rebellious thought that the sunshiny influences of home might bsve beeu as profitable ss a shower of catechisms to those tender blossoms which can never die. It was evident that good Bishop Whipple thought so to ; for, instead of reading the written sermon, he cast it away aud said " a few words to these children, which, perhaps, the few older people present may afford to listen to." In the story of Joseph and his brethren, he showed the holy type of the medi ation, and that of such as little children is the Kingdom of Heaven. It was full of pleasure and hope for the babies, and solemn thought for the older ones. We thought of that sermon yesterday morning when we saw eleven children convicted of crime in Judge Brown ing's court. Think of it, fathers and mothers 1 Eleven children, on Monday morning. The day before was Sunday. If seven of those boys had been in a happy home, or in a Sunday-school, they would not have been stealing rope from a raft at the river's edge. They would not have been sent to jail for ten days. The biggest one among them didn't appear to be more than fourteen years old ; the smallest was a little fel low—just out of his babyhood—not as high as the table. They all laughed as they pleaded guilty, and didn't seem to care a tig. What sort of a life is be fore these children? What are their parents doing for them ? Two others were arrested for vio lating the ordinance in regard to public bathing. The misdemeanor is, of course, a slight one, and we mention it to show how slight an offense may bring a boy into a criminal court, and familiarize him with things of which there is no present necessity of his knowing anything. Another little boy, not more than ten years old, was sent to the reform school at Eldora, he be ing utterly incorrigible and beyond the control of his mother. His sister, a girl of fifteen, went to the reform school at Monnt Pleasant. We do not believe in depravity. We do not believe that these children, with proper attention, proper education and proper affection on the part of their parents, would have thus gone astray. Some of them, perhaps, are past preaching to now. This sermon is for fathers and mothers who have children whom they love more than they them selves will know, until they find their little oues in similar trouble and dis grace. The man whose duty calls him abroad at all hours, sees mauy a youth ful wanderer on our streets. The pale light of the midnight stars shows, as plain as the blaze of the midday sun, the down-hill paths through which these young feet are running races. It is the neglect or indifference of parents " that causeth shame and bringeth re proach." How can all this sorrow and suffering be avoided ? By the daily influence of that most Bacred of all secrot places, the home. Make it a pleasanter place for your boys and girls than any other place in the world. Make it so at tractive that it will so govern their tastes that, when they are not there, you can be sure that they are in some other good place. Use the influence thus gained to teach them, first, hon esty ; next, self-respect; and next, in telligence. It is a sad fact, but " pity 'tis, 'tis true," that more than nine tenths of our criminals are compara tively ignorant people. These poor young ones at the police court didn't have any of the air of the school-honse about them. Our schools are plenty, and as ftee as water. When they are there, they are in far less mischiei than when they are out; and every good thing which they learn is a morsel of refinement that will last all their lives. Let them work at sohool and be happy at home. Let them be watohed. Weed their minds as you would weed a poorer garden, and they will neither waste a father nor clmse away a mother, or causo shame, or bring reproach.— //illckeye. General Garibaldi is described as looking woll, but pale and tbin. He is extremely anxions as to the issue of his divorce ease, which WAS to have been decided in the Conrt of Appeal on the 7th of August. A curious incident oc curred at the last trial. The young King, who has a chivalrous admiration for the old General, said, while the tiiul was pending, •' I hope he will succeed, ' povero vecobio.' " bome of ficious person carrie l the phrase to the judges us they were deliberating, with the addition that the King desired that tbey would pronounce a favorable ver dict ; whereupon one of the judges, much offended, wrote to the King, say ing that he could not bring himself to believe that lus Majesty intended to iufiuence the decision of the judges, and that rather than submit to pressure he should prefer to resign. The King was half indignant, half amused, and himself related the episode to the Min isters, asking whether even a constitu tional King might not have and express a "hope" or a desire. "The Judge, however," he added, "is honest and courageous; but I am sorry any one should deem me capable of an uncon stitutional act." A man who fell over a bridge the other day was alluded to aa quite an aristocratio person, because he could trace Lis deaoent from six piers. The bonds which are most apt to be irredeemable are vagabonds. Ovi T-Senstllvrness. A prolific sourc- of unprofitable sor row is caused by fancied slight or small misunderstandings. Too much impor tance ought never b* attached to tbeae. We should not be too sensitive for com fort. We ahonld not tenaciously watch over our peraonal dignity. The trivial things which destroy our composure and invade oar peace, are pitiful. An acquaintance is preoccupied, and passe* ua with a hurried recognition oo (he street, another fails to return our call, or seeius to prefer the society of some one else to ours, and we are harrowed and hurt—perhaps bitterly reeent the fancied injury. A noble-natured per son will never resent the omission of others, or falsely construe their motives. It is a good rule Dever to listen to the suggestions of pride, suspicion or jeai ousy, in regulating our intercourse with the world. Even where itjuries have beeu received in return for twoe fits, if you would know the hsppiness that true nobility of soul confers upon iU possessor, forgive, as far as possible, forget. Tbe brave only know bow to forgive. It it tbe most refined and generous pitch of virtue human nature can arrive at. The coward, the mean soul, never forgives, but waits in am bush for an opportunity to strike in the dark or sUb in the back. The power of forgiving flows only from a strength and greatness conscious of its own force and security, and above all the tompta tions of resenting every fruitless at tempt to destroy its happiness. Small minds are hurt by small evenU ; great minds see through and despise them. True self-respect is always full of re spect towards others, and wastes no thought ou petty meanness or the dis courtesy which arises from ill-breediDg. The Responsive Chord. In the early spring of 1863, when the Confederate and Federal armies were confronting each other on the op posite hills of Stafford and Spottsylva nia, two bands chanced one evening, at the same hour, to begin to discourse sweet music upon either bank of the river. A large crowd of the soldiers of both armies gathered to listen to the music, the friendly pickets not inter fering, and soon the bands began to an swer each other. First 'he band on the northern bank wonld play "Star Span gled Banner," "Hail Columbia," or some other national air, and at its con clusion the " boys in blue" would oheer most lnstily. And then the band on the southern bank would re spond with " Dixie," or " Bonnie Blue Flag," or some other Southern melody, and the "boys in gray " would attest their approbation with an " old Confed erate yell." Bnt presently one of the bands struck np in sweet and plaintive notes which were wafted across the Bappahanock and caught up at once by the other band and swelled into a grand anthem which touched every heart, "Home, Sweet Home!" At the con clusion of this piece there went up a simultaneous shout from both sides of the river. Cheer followed cheer, and those hills which had so recently re sonnded with hostile guus echoed and re-echoed the graud acclaim. A chord had been struck,.responsive to which the hearts of enetJies—enemies then— could beat in unison'; and, on both sides of the river, Something down the soldier's cheek Washed off the stains of powder. Vicarious Morality. It was " Artemus Ward," we believe, who remarked, when men were being called upon to make sacrifices for their country during the late civil war, that he was ready to sacrifice all his first wife's relations. Such vicarious pa triotism as this was very common at that time, and the joke was thoroughly relished. We are reminded of the humorist's remark by a certain thing that we see about us every day—a thing which we have been accustomed to call vicarious morality. There are a great many peo ple who have very strict ideas of mo rality—for others. They belong to the straitest sect of the Pharisees —by proxy. They repent in sackcloth and asbes of their neighbors' sins, and are full of sorrow for everybody's evil ways but their own. Nobody is so qnick to see or so prompt to denounco any in fraction of the moral law as this class of people, whenever the infraction is not one of their own. But as regards themselves and their own misdeeds they are quite otherwise. In the same in stant they denounce the fault of another and commit the same or a worse them selves. For example, a journalist not long ago, went nearly into hysterics because a fellow journalist had " slandered " some one, as he thought. He insisted on an immediate and abject apology ; and in the same paper, almost in the Bame oolnmn, perpetrated an outrageous slander upon a full score of Christian men, which he has thus far failed to re tract, though the slanderous character of his statements has been publicly pointed out to him. He was too busily engaged in plucking the mote out of another's eye to see the beam in his own. Tenderness of conscience is a good trait in general. But when it takes this special form of tenderness for some one else's sins and callousness for one's own, it is not quite so commendable. Morality is good, but vicarious morality is u doubtful blessing to the world. Ou the whole, we do not believe that the principle of divisiou of labor is appli cable to religion, however true it may be in economics. A man ought not to leave all the practicing to others while be does all the preaching himself. —A'. 1". Examiner and Chronicle. SIMPLE CURE TOR UHLI-MATISU.— i " Boil a small }>otfol of potatoes, and bathe the part affected with the water in which the potatoes were boiled, as hot aa can be applied, immediately be i fore going to bed. The peine will be removed, or at least alleviated, by the next morning. Some of the moat ob stinate rheumatic pains Lave lately been cured by one application of this novel and simple remedy." I Our floral editor says that plants should | always he watered with a sponge. What , s vast field of usefulness this opens to I the cracker-barrel politician ! Personal Carlyle'a books bring bun Cl.OuO a year. > Christine Nilaaoo is ic her estiva 'Sweden. Adeline Pitti is at her conctrv home in Wales. Emperor William favor* a world s fair at Berlin in 18bj. Jay Gould personally controls I,NJO mile* of continuous railroad. The Emperor William is described by a correspondent as sun burned and vigorous-looking. King Humbert, of Italy, u Uviog a retired life at Monza, where be ta ab sorbed with business of tbe Bute. Not many Governors can make them selves useful at camp meetings by preaching, as does Gov. Colquett, of Georgia. Wade Hampton, the son of the Sena tor from boniii Carolina, haa just been married at Louisville, to Miss Catherine Phelan. It is fifteen years eiuce I'eter Cooper, that plain-looking old mau, donated to the public the institute which cost him 8000,000. ' The Princess Louise superintended the repairs at the Government House, I even mixing the paint when the tint was not to her liking. King Alfonso of Spwin, though a wid ower, is but twenty-two years of age, and his prospective bride is about four months his junior. The Shah of Persia has ordered 1,- 500,000 postal cards at Vienna, possibly with the intention of becoming a rival of Private Dalzell. The fifty-three young men whom Al exander H. Stephens helped to an edu cation repaid the money as soon as they were able to earn it. John Bright called Wendell Phillips the most eloqnent living orator, but Murat Halstead, says that " Wendell Phillips is the most able and eloquent fool in the country." John E. Seely, of Goshen, N. Y., is reported to have returned from Western mining speculations and a three years' absence with $5,000,000. He was a horse farrier when he left Goshen. James Bussell Lowell will be sixty years old next February. The ill health of Mrs. Lowell and dislike of the mo notony of his position may cause him to resign as Minister to Spain ere long. The British Ambassador to France, Lord Lyons, is an old bachelor who drinks nothing but milk and soda water. He has $50,000 a year, besides his house, and he has held his place some twelve years. Rev. Edward Everett Hale insists with much force that men are not to be improved in the bulk, by the hundred thousand, but in the natural gronps which circle round the domestic hearth stone. Louisa M. Alcott, the author, daugh ter of the venerable philosopher, Bron son Alcott, was the first woman to reg ister in the town of Concord, M-ss., in order to vote for members of the School Committee. Mrs. Stewart's physician says several men of reputable positions are known to have been connected with the Stew art graVe robbery, and that the disclos ure of their names would startle the community. Women somehow get over childish notions that men never outgrow. Some men celebrate every birthday as long as they live, while women quit doing so almost as soon as they grow up.— [Boston Post. A life-size picture of a lion, presented to the Spanish government by Hosa Bonheur, will probably be placed in the museum at Madrid, although there is a rule against the exhibition there of works of living artists. A phase of fashionable life at Newport is shown by the following advertisement in a local paper: " Miss Thompson, from New York, shapes and polishes ladies' finger nails at their residence, llate per visit one dollar," etc. The Japan Gazette states that previous to his departure from Yokohama, Gen eral Grant left 300 yen with the au thorities to be applied to the prevention of the spread of cholera. The yen is equivalent in value to the American dol lar. For Woman's Eye Only. The new bead trimmings cost $lO and §ls a yard. The true gentlewoman causes all to feel perfectly at ease in her presence. Women are archers by natnre. The bent of their inclination is to trend beaux. Crochet lace in shaded wool is nsed to border embroidered ties by English women. Gold filigree rings in very pretty Eatterns are used to fasten the wide onnet strings of soft silk. The latest absurdity is a silver band worn around the neck. It is called the bonanza necklace. Cincinnati milliners place hamming birds so that they seem caught in the silk trimmings of a hat. Collars and cuffs of new gingham are now in vogue, and are quite elaborately embroidered in white. Humming birds play a very promi nent part in the decoration of the girl of the period's new bonnet. Gray ostrich plumes, tipped with scarlet or some other brilliant color, are promised to be all the rage. Dress materials were never before so handsome, and there does not appear to be any limit to the variety. Once more have Boman sashes been revived. They are worn to form a large loop at the aide of the waist. Little gold coin* dangling from finger rings are fashionable among those who have no occasion to spend them. A garment worn by a pretty American woman is approvingly mentioned by the Parisian! fashion correspondent. The new coetnmee have elaborate pockets, and it seems possible that the days of leather bags are numbered. The Archduchess Marie Christine, in addition to her other accomplishments, occupies herself wiln wood carving. A Prairie Firu. la an article «Btitied" boras Feutusus of he eras t'muai, in Mr. Henry King fire* tl»r following >mi description of that bennufnl acoorf*. - a fir* on tfie prune* : Next to calamiit«* uk* that U*e borae •lewder • wife told of, tbe great MMX Ung fear of tbe rattlers on Ute border in all tbe new aad thinly peopled por tion* of henra*. in fact—ia tbe coming of tbe autumn prairie fir*, wbicb a* frequently menacea tbeir atacba aad criba, tbeir belpieaa stock, tbeir a tablet and cabins and even tbeir livra War* it not for it* known danger and power of havoc, tbit tempest aad scourge cf fire would Le s spectacle of comnsaad ing force and beauty. First, you will catch glimpse# of what TOU take to b* gray wtsps of Laze awsy off on tbe ho rizon; and watching, you will aee the** vagrant particles deepen gradually, and gather into a definite volume of smoka, black like a rain-cloud, and brona* about tbe edgee. Then tbe strange, number bnlk starts forward across tbe prairie, and you bold your breath at sight of tbe rapid progreaa of it. (A mile in two minute* i* not an exoep tional rate of speed for a fire once fairly under way.) It halts an instant, yoa note, over a broad swale where there ia standing water; but it is for an instant only. The next moment it reschee the upland again and the dry graaa; aad directly it grasps a belt of the tall, thick blue-stem and the flame leaps suddenly and madly oat above the smoke, then subsides again, and the black mass grows blacker than ever, and rolls higher and higher, and you can scent the burning grass, and hear the distant roar of the fire —an awful roar, resembling the sonnd of artillery in heavy timber. And it is so oalm im mediately about you that you do not BO much as miss the ticking of yonr watch in your pooket; there is no breath of air stirring, and the sun is shining, and the heavens above yon are blue and placid. Bat the stillness will be broken soon. The oncoming cloud is only a few miles away now, and you easily trace the scarlet and terrific energy at its base; the smoke begins to hurt yonr eyes, too, and the heat becomes heavily oppressive. And then, all at once, tho wind smites and staggers you, that ap palling roar deafens you, and the sun is blotted out, and you are in a dark ness as of a midnight without moon or ■tar. It is an experience of but a dozen seconds or so, this sudden ptuuge into darkness, thongh it seems an hour, and when you look out again, you fiad that the fire has passed you a mile or mora to your right, and is still rolling des perately onward; and there in its traok are charred and smoldering stackß of hay, and an occasional house aflame anil tottering to its fall, and a group of men and boys beating back the outer line of tbe fire with brush and old clothes, and sending forward little counter-fires to meet it and if possible keep it at a safe distance. The creek may stop it and smother it when it gets there, though such a hope has mere chance for a warrant. Sometimes these mighty conflagrations vault aoross streams twenty or thirty yards in width, eo ewift end resistless is their mo mentum; and as a rale they are effectu ally stayed only when they reaoh a wide extent of plowed land, and have to yield, snllenly, for lack of anything more to feed their inexorable fnry. A Mysterious Dinner Party. A mysterious dinner party was given a short time ago, by an elderly gentle man, in the Hotel Demuth, at St. Pe tersburg. One morning the gentleman in question called on Mr. Pintscher, the manager of the Demuth restaurant, and ordered a luxurious repast for six, of which he liimself made out the menu, selecting from the wine card the costli est vintages. He asked for an estimate of the dinner's cost, paid the amount in advance, and requested that every thing should be prepared for the enter tainment of his guests at seven o'clock precisely the same evening. At that hour ho entered the room reserved for his banquet and took his place at the head of the table. To the chief waiter's respectful inquiry, " whether he ex pected his friends to arrive soon, as the dinner was quite ready," he replied, " They are alt here I Let the soup be served forthwith I" By his express command the puzzled attendants then proceeded to help the absent guests to course after course, setting down full plates before the empty chairs, and pouring out precious wines into tba groups of glasses stationed before each untenanted place. The gentleman ate and drank oopiously, now and then clinking his glass against the masteries# goblets ranged upon the table to his right and left. With the first round of champagne he arose and made a speech to his imaginary friends, from the tenor of which oration the waiters gathered that they had been engaged in attend ing to personages long since deceased. When the gentleman had concluded his remarks he again went through the clinking formality, drained the con tents of his glass, and turning to Mr. Pintscher, chilled that amazed func tionary's blood by the following ghastly statement: " To-day I celebrate my joyful meetiDg with my beloved rela tives—my dead wife, daughter and three sous, two of whom fell in the last campaign. Do not be afraid ; lam not mad. It has done me a power of good to spend this happy hour or so wuh my family. Yon may look for me again thia day twelvemonth."— Exchange. "John, did you take the note to Mr. Jones?" •• Tea, bat I uon't think be can read it, air." " Why so, John ? " " because be is blind. While I wan in tbe room be asked me twice where my bat was, and it was on my bead all the time." | LEU. >s Pit —One cup cold water, one cap sugar, one cop chopped raiaiaa and one lemon; squeeze ont the joioe and then chop the other part; bake with two crusts. This makes two amaH or one large pie, and is the beat leases pie 1 ever saw that oonld be made without eggs. A hard oase— A metallic coffin.