Newspaper Page Text
Personal Mrs. Oliphant is to write '■ The Life of her Majesty the t.' icen." Swinburne's forthcoming volume of poems is called " studies iu Song." A young married couple are " fresh men'' iu the Wesleyan i'uivi-rsity, Conn. Jljbort Toombs of Georgia intends to build n cotton factory worth .*2o,Out) at Washington in that State. Wilson Macdonald has finished his model of the bast of General Hancock. The work is of heroic sine, und is called an excellent likeness. " Peter Cooper'' is the name signed to a petition asking hi 3 son, Mayor Cooper, to employ actively all Lis large power in suppressing tho sale of lottery tickets iu New- York city. Ji >bert Drowning ar.d his sister have been tuking tramps on foot in the mountains near Grenoble, Prance, und have been gicatly benefited by them, while living in a little house at Lons. Col. Jerome Llonaparte anil his wife, who have usually spent their winters in Paris will pass the coming season in Washington. Their daughter will be near them at the Visitation Convent in Georgetown. .Simmons, American sculptor, resid ing in Home, Italy, is to execute the statue of the late Senator Morton, of Indiana for -*20,000, The senator will bo represented as speaking, with his right Laud extended in gesture. The English admirers of Kirke White, the poet, have collected CWO toward erecting a memorial cross at Cambridge, England, where he is buried. Tho cross will cost 1000, and a; peal is made to America for further subscriptions, Ex-Senator Cameron of Pennsylvania, now eiglity-oneyeursold, has presented to a Lutheran congregation in that State a house nnd land for u parsonage, as a memorial of his wife. The house stands on the spot on which Mr. Cam eron was horn. A writer in Leeds, Eng., says that al though tho plate on Miss Neilson's cof lin was inscribed " Lillian Adelaide Lee Neilson,'' her aame was neither Lillian nor Adelaide nor Neilson (slip had been the wife of Phillip Lee), but that her real name was Elizabeth Ann Drown, Mr. Mussou thinks it a singular fact that Miltnu began writing hia famous treatiso on the " Doctrine and Disci pline of Divorce,"before hisjhoncymoon Lad expired. The explanation is that poets live faster than ordinary mortals and do not require so much time to reach a conclusion. Stauley, the African explorer, was seen recently by the captain of the Por tuguese steamer which belongs to tho CoanzaCompany. Lie was then ut No ki, which is on the Congo river, about two hours' sail from Dibi, Stanley's headquarters. Mr. Stanley told the captain that his object Was not com merce, but to open a path for future traders. Janus Stevens, the man who founded Feniunisin, was found in New York the Other day destitute and starving. At one time ho was a person of grout im portance, and was looked up to and ul- J most revered by thousands of Irishmen in ull parts of the world. His efforts in behalf of bis native land caused the British government to offer a reward of $25,000 for him. Herbert Spencer, the Euglish phil osopher, is sixty years old. Having been privately educated, he was r.t tlrst a civil engineer. His forehead is high, and ho is quite bald. His face is long, and although his features are not small, he has un unpractical und utmost effem inate appearance. His portraits repre sent him as resting his head uguinst his hand, in the Washington Irving style. Why He Was in the Penitentiary. An important caso was tried beforo the Criminal Court of the District of Columbiu. An old colored man was on the witness-stand. The District Attor ney interrogated the witness: '• What is your name ? " "John Williams, sab." "Are you the John Williams who was sent to the Albany State Peniten tiary for larceny ? " " No, sab —not this John." "Are you tbo John Williams who was convicted of arson, and sent to the Baltimore l'enitontiury V " " No, sub." Tired of asking fruitless questions, the District Attorney suddenly put a leading one. " Have yon ever been in the peniten tiary ? " " Yes, sab." All eyes were now turnod upon the witness. Tbo Distriot Attorney smiled complacently and resumed: " How many times have you boon in the penitentiary V " >" Twice, sab." «'Where V" " In Baltimoro, sab." " How long were yon there the first time ? " " About two Lours, sab." " llow long tbo second timeV" asked the attorney, rather crestfallen. "An Lour, sab. I went tbero to whitewash a coll for a lawyer who had robbed his client." Tho attorney sat down umid the luughter of the spectators. ECUENIE'SFOKTUNE.— NapoIean lll.'s widow derives her revenuo from three sources - the product of savings and speculations, the insurance on the Em peror's lifo, and tlie reul estate which the Empress bought iu her own namo when sho was on tho throne. Who owns estates in Spain, Switzerland und HiiDgary. The Hungarian property was acquired in tho present year, und is adjacent to the domain of Count Zichy. Under her sou's will the Em press acquires proportion near Trieste und in Tuscany, as well as houses und grounds in Toulouse. ■- "♦ ♦ • The average attendance at the South Carolina public schools during the last three years has been 52,977 white, and 69,722 colored pqpils, as against 33,- 782 whites, and 11,091 colored chil dren for the preceding eight years. This is an encouraging growth of in- A terest in education, as everybody must admit. \\ hat Women are Doing. ! Two of the best steel eigravers in this country are women, one living in New York und one ut Columbus, O. ' At the commencement exercises of the I uiversity of California the highest honors wore carried oil by two young , ladies. The President of tue Hoard of Immi gration for the Territory of Wyoming is Mrs. A. H. Stewart, who holds her : commission from the Governor. The official reporter of the courts of ' Washington, 0., is a woman. This is the lirst case of a lady's being appointed to such an office in the State. The niece of tho late President of the Iloyal Academy is rapidly completing ' some groups in Carrara marble for the new Cathedral in Edinburgh. There were 1,0-*1 exhibitors in the Paris Salon this year, and the number lias steadily increased. The quality of their Work is ulso mucn improved. It was a woman, Mrs. John C. Green, who gave .*IOO,OOO to the American Sunday School I'niou, to be used in i developing u higher order of Sunday ; school literature. The Princess of Wales will lay the foundation stone in October, of a hos pitul for gentlewomen in reduced cir cumstances, irrespective of their social position or work. Miss Longfellow has been placed in charge of tho library at Mount Vernon by the association of ladies who control the home of Washington. The library is called the Massachusetts room. Among the Nihilist prisoners con demned at the late trial in St. Peters burg were four women. Their hus bands had already been exiled to Si beria. and they took this means of fol lowing them. There are more than three millions of women in England and Wales trying to earn a living in the vurious trades and industries. Their wages are so low that a society lias been organized to raiso them. A lady of leisuro and means in lowa has received the appointment of notary public and pension agent, in order to give her services to poor women who cannot utl'ord to pay for them. She writes bills, collects claims and assists them iu other ways. Miss Helen Gladstone, the daughter of the Premier, is one of the most suc cessful candidates in this year's class list of Cambridge University examina tions. It is not generally known that women have for several years been ad mitted to most of the lecture courses at Cambridge, while other courses are re peated for their beuelil. This old and conservative English University thus showß itself fur more progressive than our Harvard, to say nothing of Colum bia and Yule, Pope's Industry. Some remarkable works of genius have been accomplished by men who wore continued invalids. One of these working invalids was Alexander Pope, whose lifo was one long disease, llis intellectual energy was wonderful. Johnston gives a painful account of his physical defects, on the authority of an old servant of Lord Oxford, who frequently saw him iu his later years. He was so weak us to bo unable to rise to dress himself without help. He was so sensitive to cold that ho had to wear a kind of fur doublet un der a coarse linen shirt. One of his sides was contracted, and ho could scarcely stand upright till lie was laced into a bodice made of still' canvass. Ilis legs were so slender that he had to wear three pairs of stockings, which he was unable to draw on und off with out help. His seat hud to be raised to briDg bim to a level with common ta bles. In one of bis papers in the Guardian ho describes himself appar ently as Dick Distich: " A lively little creature, with long legs and arms; a spider is no ill emblem of bim; bo has been taken at a distance for a small wind-mill." "His face," says Johnston, " was not displeasing, and the portraits are eminently char acteristic." The thin drawn features wear the expression of habitual pain, but are brightened up by the vivid and pen et rating eye, which soems to be the characteristic poetical beauty. It was, after all, a gallant spirit which got so much work out of this crazy caicass, and kept it going, spite of all its feebleness, for fifty-six years. The servant whom Johnston qnotes said that she was called from her bed four times in ono night, " in tbo dread ful winter of "TO," to supply bim with paper, lest he should lose a thought. llis constitution was ulready break ing down, bat the intellect was still striving to savo every moment allowed to bim. His friends laughed at bis habit of scribbling upon odd bits of paper. " Paper-sparing " Popo is the epithet bestowed upon him by Swift, and a great part of the Iliad is written on tbo backs of letters. The babit seems to have been re garded as illustrative of his economical habits; but it was ulso natural to a man who was on the watch to turn every fragment of time to account. It anything was to be finished, be must snatch at the brief intervals al lowed by bis many inhrmities. Naturally, be foil into many of tho self-indulgent and troublesome ways of the valetudinarian. Ho was constantly wanting coffee, which seema to have soothed bis head aches; und for this and his other wants he used to weur out the servants in his friends' houses by " frequent and friv olous errunds." Yet bo was apparently a kind mas ter. His servants lived with bim till they became frionds, and be took care to pay BO well the nnfortunate ser vant whose sleep was broken by bis calls that she said she would want no wages in a fumily where she bod to wait upon Mr. Pope. Half a dozen New York loafers Lave lately been shot by the police, and the beneficial effects are being felt the whole length of the island. Apprentice Schools. Boys now-a-days Bcarcely know what being an apprentice means, al though it was formerly the great event of most boys' lives. This was the case not merely with those who learned trades. All the vocations and profes sions had their apprentices. Knights had their pages; physicians and law yers took their apprentices; and almost every man who understood a vocation, had some boy with him to whom he was imparting it. Business was then conducted upon a very small scale. A man would be a loadside blacksmith for fifty years, and never have any other assistance than that of two cr three apprentices, who would come to him ut the age of fourteen, serve him until they were twenty-one, and then give place to others. In large towns, like Philadelphia and Boston, a mechanic who kept two or three journeymen, was thought to be a very thriving person indeed; and, us we see from Franklin's bequest to the city of Boston, a mechanic could set up in business upon two hundred dollars capital. In those days, going apprentice was an event to which boys looked forwuid foryears. It was like changing parents; for the apprentice used to live in his employer's family, and was under his government and control. The boy en tered into a solemn covenant with him. Here is a part of an indenture of tho last century, such a one as young Ben. Franklin signed in 1718 : "The said apprentice, his master faithfully shall serve, his secrets keep, his lawful commands everywhere gladly do. He shall do no damage to his said master, nor see it to be done of others, but to his power shall let (prevent), er forthwith give notice to his said master of the same. "The goods of Lis said master bo shall not waste, nor the samo without license of him to any give or lend. Hurt to his said master ho shall not do, cause, nor procure to be done. lie shall neither buy nor sell without his master's li cense. Taverns, inns, or ale houses he shall not haunt. At cards, dice, tables, or any other unlawful game, ho shall not play. Matrimony he shall not contract; nor from the service of his suid master day nor night absent himself." The employer, thereforo, was both master and father. This absolute power was frequently übused. The tirst two years of the boy's ap prenticeship he was in many cases ser vant of all work. He blackened his muster's boots, fed his pigs, turned the grindstone, drove tho cows, and, us Sir Walter Scott reports of Scotland, was liable in some strict families " to spend half iho time across his mistress' knee." Tho hours of labor then wero from sunrise to sunset in the summer, and from sunrise to nino o'clock in the evening in tho winter. The wages of an apprentico wero übout sufficient to buy the material for his clothes; and if he had sixpence a week over, he wa3 a lucky boy. Usually, however, he did succeed in learning his trade. His master had time to teach him, and it was to his master's interest that he should become a competent workman as soon as possi ble. But all this Las passed. The steam engine has changed everything. The master, what is he now ? Where is he ? He is a capitalist, a director, a presi dent of a company. He may never see his workmen, if indeed he ever enters his factory. Nor is there any one else to teach ap prentices, for each foreman has in charge a large roomful of men and machinery, and cannot spare from his exacting and ceaseless duties, much time for instructing an ignorant boy. Hence, it has become a matter of ex treme difficulty for a boy in the United States, England, Germany or France, to become really skillful in any trade, Too many boys, it is impossible. * To meet this difficulty, which in creases every year, apprentice schools have been established in Europe, to which boys are regularly bound, as of old, and at which they acquire a trade and an education at the same time. Some large private establishments in Franoo maintain such a school for the express purpose of training the super ior workmen whom they need, and must have. During the first year, the young ap prentice spends about half the working day in the shops, and two hours in school. When is older, and has served three years, he works seven and a half hours in the shops, and three hours in the school-room. English manufacturers are becoming awake to the necessity of rearing workmen who can compete with the skilled artisans of France and Ger many. We, too, are following slowly in the same course. It has been lately suggested that part of the huge bequest of Stephen Girard should be expended in found ing apprentice schools of this kind, which would carry out the will of the donor more effectually than has hither to been found possible. The trustees have more income than they know what to do with, and in this way their surplus could be advantageously ex pended. The army may hud occupation in the oil regions. There seems to be an opening there for artillery—at least artillery is required sometimes to make an opening. Lightning has a pecu liar fancy for operating in oil, and like most green speculators it gets its fingers burned, llecently a tank was set fire to by lightning and was prevented from becoming a total loss in a novel way. A blacksmith suggested that a hole be opened near the base of the tank and the bulk of the burning fiuid drawn off. This was done by firing a sledge hammer at the tank from an old can non, thus opening a large hole through which a great portion of the oil was drawn off and saved. The United l'ipe Line have puachased several cannons and 130 round of ammunition, and the next tank that catches fire they, will, to use a slang term, " shoot it." —Detroit Presg. It is dillicult to become familiar with the wheels of a watch, so many of them travel itcog, The Descendants of Pirates For 6ome time the eyes of the people of Europe, and even of the world, have been turned with anxiety upon Dul eigno. The following description and history will bo read with interest now: The town of Dulcigno, which the Albanians were ordered by the Powers of Europe to give up to the plucky lit tle Montenegro, lies on the Turkish side of the Adriatic Sea, at a point op posite Rome and Naples, midway be tween each. It is called in that quar ter of the earth Dool-cfoen-yo. About 8,000 people live there, and are the effete descendants of the most formi dable band of pirates that ever existed. It is a vory old town, as everything in that region is old beyond our Western meaning of the word. One hundred and sixty-seven years before Christ the city surrendered to the Romans, and received exemption from taxation and its freedom. From 1,503 to 1,600 pirates held full sway, and in 1718 a great battle was lost there by the Veni tians. In the seventeenth century Dulcigno became temporarily as noted as Jerusalem on account of the success ful assumptions of an impostor named Sabbstai, who proclaimed himself the Messiah. Converts to Sabbatai were numbered by thousands in every part of Europe. His face was handsome, and his conduct austere and becoming to the part he played. He was deeply versed in the Talmud, and able, through his fine education and general earnest ness of demeanor, to impose upon all who camo under his influence. As his fame increased his responsibilities widened, and it became necessary that he should depose the Sultan, the enemy of Christianity. He therefore set out for Constantinople to confound the Turk with his anathema. Owing to the moral power which he had acquired, this expedition was not so crazy an af fair us might be imagined. However, the Sultan met him with craft, tempo rized, and finally got him in his power. Under threat of execution the impostor renounced his claims and became a convert to the Mussulman's faith. He was then banished to Dnlcigno, wkere, such is the power of faith, his former disciples refused to accept the fact of his apostasy in any other light than as a divinely inspired means of bringing Islam to his feet. The religion of Sab batai of Dulcigno continued to thrive until his death, and his tomb became a shrine for fanatical pilgrims from Ger many and France. The harbor of old Dnlcigno is one of the oldest on the Adriatic, and the best that exists on that harborlcss coast be tween the southern point of Dalmntiq and the mouth of the I)rin. The ha ven is a sure safeguard from the south wind—the fierce sirocco, but is exposed on its northern side. When the pirates were captured, in the sixteenth century, this harbor was the scene of the con flagration of 500 of their Bbips, a lustra tion that at one blow forever purged the whole Adriatic Sea. In 1878 tbe Montenegrins took Duicigno by storm, most of the Turkish garrison having previously got away by sea. Austria, nowever, at the Berlin Congress, ob jected to its retention by Montenegro. Austria is chagrined by the present cession of Duicigno to Montenegro. Tbe little country of hereditary fighters is an unwelcome neighbor, and its lia bility to also want Scutari in the near future disturbs the Austrians. The Dalmation tongue of land whioh Aus tria is compelled to guard so jealousy is at all times open to the forays of the Montenegrins, and the stronger they become, the greater the danger to Austria. The Montenegrins, intrenohed in their mountain fastnesses, can, never be extirpated by their enemies. Their position is as impregnable as was the retreat of Captain Jaok in the lava beds. There is a vitality in the race which would seem to prophesy great possi bilities should they ever d rift into the Roman role of conquest. • * ——— - ♦ » . Incident of the Rebellion. A battery of the First Artillery halted one night during the Seven Days' Fight in a little olearing. The mea lay down, unhitching their horses, but leaving them in harness. The First Seargeant, now an honored officer of the Third Artillery, told me he got up and walked toward one side of the clearing. He was halted and turned back by a sentinel. Going to the other side, he was again challenged. " Who comes thar?" The voice struck him. He replied, "Friend;" and said, "What regiment is that ?" The answer came, "Seventh Ala bama." "What regiment is that on the other side?" " Fifth Georgia," replied the sentinel. " What battery is that ?" Here was a situation. The sergeant naturally didn't know the name of the battery in the rebel army. Hesitation would have been fatal. By a luoky inspiration he replied: "One of Stuart's batteries," knowing that Jeb Stuart commanded their cavalry. " Oh," said the other, " then you's a hoss battery ?" " Yes," said C . " Good night." He immediately woke the captain, who rather angrily said, " What the deuce is the matter now ?" " Excuse me, Captain," said the sergeant," "but we are camped be tween a Georgia and an Alabama regiment." It is needless to say the Captain got up. Horses were hitched in quietly, and the battery withdrew from between the sleeping regiments, who never knew of the prize that was within their grasp. J. Lloyd Haigh, the stylish New York forger, who recently got four years in Sing Sing for what a poor man woald have received ten, wanted a " gentleman's place " in the prison. He accordingly bribed an official with §3OO and was transferred from the foundry to the library, while the frail, sickly convict who had been in attend ance on the books was sent to Haigh's low place. The check was traced and the bribery proven. Mr. Haigh will obtain his former solid situation in the foundry, and the official will lose his offioial head. How is that for Haigh ? Hints on Calling. Do not stare around the room. Do not take a dog or small child. Do not linger at the dinner hour. Do not lay aside the bonnet at a formal call. Do not fidget with your cane, hat or parasol. Do not make a call of ceremony on a wet day. Do not turn your back to one seated near you. Do not touch the piano unless in vited to do so. Do not handle ornaments or furni ture in the room. Do not make a display of consulting your watch. Do not go to the room of an invalid, unless invited. Do not remove tho glove when making a formal call. Do not continue to stay any longer when conversation begins to lag. Do not remain when you find the lady on the point of going out. Do not make tho first call if you are a new comer in the neighborhood. Do not open or shut doors or win dows or after the arrangements of the room. Do not enter a room without first knocking and receiving an invitation to come in. Do not resume your seat after having arisen to go unless for important rea sons. Do not walk around the room ex amining pictures, while waiting for the hostess. Do not introduce politics, religion, or weighty topics for conversation, when making calls. Do not prolong the call if the room is crowded. It is better to call a day or two afterwards. _ Do not call upon a person in reduced circumstances with a display of wealth, dress and equipage. Do not tattle. Do not speak ill of your neighbors. Do not carry gossip from one family to another. Do not, if a gentleman, seat yourself upon the sofa beside the hostess, or in near proximity, unless invited to do so. Do not, if a lady, call upon a gentle man, except officially or professionally, unless he may be a confirmed invalid. Do not take a strarge gentleman with you, unless positively certain that his introduction will be received with favor. Do not, if a gentleman, leave the hat in the hall when making merely a formal call. If the call is extended into a visit, it may be set aside. Whether sitting or standing the hat may be gracefully held in the hand.— Hill's Manual of Social and Business Forms. Circumstantial Evidence. A trifling case in one of tbe lower New York courts, the other day, showed what a dangerous thing is cir cumstantial evidence. A truokman had looked his stable, put the key in hu pocket, and fallen asleep on a stoop On waking, he found his pockets rifled, and seeing two young men who had just passed, he caused their arrest One of them was found to have a key exactly like the one that had been taken from his pocket. He was looked up, and after a month was brought into court. The truokman produoed his lock, a patent one, whioh the man from whom he bought it bad told him oould not be opened by any key except the one that went with it. The key that had been found in the prisoner's pook et was tried, and it opened the look quite easily. That certainly looked very bad for the prisoner. But he said the key belonged to another look, and he told where the other lock was. It was sent for and brought to court, and the key tried again. It opened the second lock as easily as the first. It was found that the looks and keys were numbered. The number of the prison er's key and the look he had sent for corresponded. A different number was on the lock of the truckman. It was clear, therefore, that the prisoner had been wrongly aooused. It was also quite clear that he came within an aoe of being a victim of oiroumstantial evidence. Had not the second look been forthcoming at the right time, an entirely innocent man would have been disgraoed for life bv a conviction for highway robbery. This innooent man had been in prison a month, but of courpe, he had no redress. SAVE THE OLD PAPEB.— Never throw away old paper. If you have no wish to sell it, use it in the house! Some housekeepers prefer it to cloth for cleaning many articles of furnitue! For instance, a volume, written by a lady who prided herself on her experience and tact, says: After a stove has been blaokened, it can be kept looking very well for a long time by rubbing with paper every morning: Rubbing with paper is a muoh nicer way of keeping the tea-kettle, coffee-pot and tea-pot bright and clean than the old way of washing them in suds.' Rubbing with paper is also the best way of polishing knives, tinware and spoons; they shine like new silver. For polishing mirrors, windows, lamp chimneys, etc., paper is better than dry cloth: Preserves and pickles keep muoh better if brown paper instead of cloth is tied over the jar. Canned fruit is not half so apt to mold if a piece of writing paper, cut to fit the cau, is laid di rectly on the fruit. Paper is muoh better to put under a carpet than straw- It is warmer, thinner, and makes less noise when one walks over it. EXTRAORDINARY DENTISTRY.— One of the most remarkable operations in dentistry ever recorded was performed at Portsmouth, N. H., last Sunday. A boy who had been out for a drive was descending from the carriage, when the horse gave a vigorous whisk of his tail, twisting the end of a hair around one of the boy's front teeth, and pulled it out so quickly that the lad had hardly time to feel the loss. < One of the most cheerful conven tions during the past week was the un dertakers' gathering at Boston. It must have been a kind of rehearse-al, and they should have had the plumed knight to preside over them. They were a grave assembly—but somewhat tomb mncb of this. Pecuniary Independence. We talk a great deal abont oar polit ical, intellectual, moral, and aoeial In dependence; all the world haa heard an talk abont them. We do not anlay them as fally, perhaps, aa we think. How mnoh independence of thought has the jonrnalist, for inatanoe, who must bid for an audience, the author whose first thought must be never to displease a reader, the orator who moat repeat the stock notions of his hearera, the professor who has to reooncile evo lution with theolQgy; how mnoh liberty of action haa the voter who depends upon a government salary, or who is in a politician's employ ? One can not very seriously blame these people, to whom independence often means star vation. What I want to set in clear light is this: that independecce in life and thought depends, more than we like to believe, npon pecuniary inde pendence; it is not to be had by wish ing merely. Individuals there are, and always will be, who will snffer for their moral or intellectual independence; but communities will be what circum stances make them. This, again, I want to set in clear light: that we are, as a community, deficient, in spite of all our national wealth, and unnecessa rily deficient, in the best part of inde pendence—the power to enjoy our lives. In this respect we are behind oar friends in Franoe, with their two millions of people living npon their incomes. These two millions of people are not, for the most part, either idle, or frivo lous, or wealthy people. Many of them live in the cities, bnt more of them are quiet people living on their modest properties in the oountry, and enjoying their competence in a rational way— enjoying friendships, social pleasures, family affections, and all the kindly observances of home life in a way that we have little idea of—in a way that the tonrist in Paris sees nothing of. We have much to learn from the Frenoh, and among the things that we have to learn aro some that may surprise as. One of these things is the comfort, the nnity, and the permanence of Frenoh homes. The French home and family, their happiness, their nnity, tbe> per manence, these have been devel p <i by the combined industry, thrift, utxt do mestic sentiment of the mot>» in • Hi gent people in Europe, and Hy by its great middle class. We have ' significant testimony of Prince Bur marck " that the Frenoh nation has a sooial solidity such as no other nation of Europe enjoys." And Mr. Matthew Arnold, from whose " Mixed Essays" I quote, adds: " This oan only oome from the broad basis of well-being, and of cause for satisfaction with life, whieh in France, more than in other countries, exists." If we bad two millions of people, or one million, who were enjoy ing a competence, earned or inherited, can it be doubted that we should be a happier people, and a better one, than we are ? Franoe and the United States have this important feature in common— in each country nearly one-half of the people live direotly by agriculture; but our oountry homes and families have not attained the comfort or the perma nence of theirs.—T. M. Co AN, in Har per's Alinazine. Not Up on Goats. The goat is an everyday sight, and the man who does cot study him and learn his ways and habits has only hint sell to blame. Saturday forenoon a " William" was quietly feeding on Co lumbia street when a load of household goods went past. The owner kept pace with the wagon, carrying under his arm a fine mirror about five feet long. As he came opposite the goat be mat a friend, and of course he had to stop and tell why he was changing locations and how much be expected to be bene fited. The glass was heavy, and he naturally dropped one eqd to the walk to rest his arm. Had this man been a olose observer he would have seen the goat and wished he bad a brickbat. Had he made goat nature a study he would have known better than to lower the glass. Qui he was a man who despised the trifles of life, and he was telling how many tons of coal the new house would save him this winter when the goat, who had been getting mad for two long minutes at sight of a rival in the mirror, went through the glass like a thunderbolt, and jumped into the street with the frame clinging to his shaggy aides. All that ripping, and raving, and cuss ing—all the opening of front doorn ail the inquiries by an excited crowd oould have been saved had the cities* but beokoned to the _ smallest boy on the street and asked him to give away a few points on goats.— Detroit Pre**. KALSO HIKING. —Buy the beet bleached glue, if the walls are to be white or some light tint (if dark it is immaterial, so the glue is clean), and use it in the proportion of a quarter of a pound to eight pounds of whiting, Soak the glue over night; in the morning poor off the water, as it simply awella while soaking. Add freah water, pnt.it in • pail, and set that in a kettle of boiling water. When dissolved, stir it into the whiting, adding enough water to malm it, after nixing, of the same consistency of common whitewash. It may be tinted any color, and is applied with a whitewash brush. If the color is rubbed smooth in a little water, and then mixed with the wash, it will be mom even. If the walla have been previous ly whitewashed, scrape away all thai will come off, and wash with a solution of white vitriol—two ounces in apail of water. The vitriol will be decomposed forming zino white and plaster of Paris, to which kalsomine easily adheres. It is important to dissolve the glue in a hot water bath, for if scorched by toe great heat, its tenaoity is impaired or destroyed. A pair were married at Newport, B. 1., recently, after an unbroken court ship of thirty-five yaars. That is what may be called a slow match. Remembrance of the dead soon fades. Alas t in their tombs, they decay more slowly than in the hearts.— VlOTO a Hcoo. The enormous sealskin cloaks that were not sold last winter arc to be fashionable this winter, itia said.